Chapter 167: Tell Us Your Secret!
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Chapter 167: Tell Us Your Secret!
Luca was about to march over to Leona and have a word about her little deception, but before he could take a single step, Luna appeared in front of him like a whirlwind.
Her eyes were practically burning with curiosity and something that looked almost like desperation.
“Luca! How did you do that?!”
He blinked, caught off guard. “Do what?”
Luna shook her head impatiently.
“My mother! How did you manage to talk to her like that? How did you get her to open up?”
Lulu, who had been happily examining her new scope, immediately perked up and bounded over.
“Yeah! How did you do that?!”
“Normally, getting her to even look your way while talking is an achievement! Me and the rest of the villagers have been struggling with that for years!”
Luna nodded vigorously as she added,
“If she even showed a hint of emotion, we’d consider it a good day. But you?!”
“You were just casually chatting with her like it was nothing! And she was laughing! Smiling! Actually showing expressions!”
“I know right! I didn’t even know she could make those faces!”
Lulu said in disbelief like she was seeing her mother’s face for the first time before having a contemplative look on her face and saying,
“For so long, I thought there was something wrong with her, like her face was disabled or something. But apparently she can totally do normal face things!”
Luna turned to stare at her sister in horror.
“Lulu. You cannot call our own mother physically disabled.”
“What? I’m just saying what I thought!”
Before Luna could respond, another voice joined the conversation—this one silkier, more knowing.
“That’s not even the best part.”
Nyx materialized beside them, her arms crossed and a smirk playing on her lips.
“The Hero here not only got her to laugh and smile—he got to pet her head.”
She raised an eyebrow significantly.
“Whenever I try to hold her hand or even get close, she shrugs me off like I’m trying to poison her.”
“Takes several steps back.”
“Acts like physical contact with her own sister is somehow dangerous.”
She leaned in, her eyes gleaming with genuine curiosity.
“But you? You had your fingers in her hair for a good long while, and she looked like she was in heaven.”
“So I’ll ask what everyone’s thinking—how did you do it, Hero? What’s your secret? Spill.”
“Yes, please! Teach me as well!”
Luna grabbed his sleeve.
“I want to know how to get close to my mother!”
Lulu pressed against his other side.
“Me too! I want her to smile at me like that!”
Within seconds, Luca found himself completely surrounded.
Luna on one side, Lulu on the other, and Nyx directly in front—all three pressing close, their soft plump breasts pushing against him with varying degrees of innocence and intent.
Luna and Lulu’s expressions were genuinely curious, almost pleading.
Nyx’s, on the other hand, was demanding.
She would not take no for an answer.
And in response, Luca held up his hands helplessly.
“I honestly don’t know what to tell you. I just talked to her. Like I talk to anyone. And she opened up.”
He shrugged like it was no big deal.
“There’s no secret technique. No special method. She just…responded.”
But hearing this, Nyx’s expression soured immediately.
“Bullshit.”
The word came out flat and accusatory.
“Absolute bullshit, Hero.”
She poked his chest with a finger.
“I have spent forty years trying every approach imaginable with Leona. Wholesome. Harsh. Playful. Serious. Acting like a child. Acting like an elder…I’ve tried EVERYTHING.”
Her eyes blazed.
“And nothing worked. She never opened up to me. Not once.”
She pointed at him accusingly.
“But you? You just walk in, say a few words, and suddenly she’s laughing and smiling and letting you touch her hair like it’s nothing?”
She shook her head furiously.
“There’s no way it’s as simple as you’re saying. You definitely did something. Something significant. And you’re going to tell us what it is!”
“Yeah! No gatekeeping!” Lulu nodded frantically. “Tell us your secrets!”
Luna grabbed his shirt tightly as she pleaded,
“She’s my mother, Luca. Not yours. You can’t just keep her all to yourself!”
Luca stared at the three women surrounding him, all making increasingly ridiculous accusations, and he couldn’t help himself.
A slow, infuriatingly smug grin spread across his face.
He raised both hands in a gesture of helpless innocence.
“What can I say?” He shrugged dramatically. “When you’re as charming as I am, people just naturally gravitate toward you. Even the most reluctant souls—the ones who never crack a smile for anyone—they can’t help but look at me fondly eventually.”
He tilted his head, utterly insufferable.
“It’s not something I can control. I was simply born with this level of magnetism.”
“Some call it a gift. Others call it a blessing.”
“I call it a curse since I’ve got eyes on my wherever I go and I can truly never get a moment to myself.”
Hearing this, all three women stopped their questioning and fixed him with identical cold stares.
Luna and Lulu had somehow perfectly channeled their mother’s infamous glare—the same icy, disapproving look that had made seasoned warriors quake.
It was almost uncanny, seeing those expressions on their younger faces.
Nyx, however, was something else entirely.
Her gaze wasn’t cold—it was dangerous.
The look of someone mentally flipping through an extensive catalog of torture techniques and deciding which one to use first.
Seeing this, Luca took an involuntary step back and he thought that she was about to pull out a dagger and threaten him.
But then, unexpectedly, Nyx’s expression shifted.
The scary look melted away, replaced by a slow, knowing smile. Without a word, she turned around, presenting her back to him.
And then—
She pressed against him.
Her entire body leaned back, her butt making firm contact, and she began to move.
Up and down. Slowly. Deliberately. Rubbing herself against him like a cat seeking attention, a satisfied smile on her face.
Luca’s brain stalled for a moment.
“W-What the hell are you doing, Nyx?!”
He held his hands up, unsure where to put them.
“Is this some kind of torture technique? Because I’ve read about a lot of interrogation methods, but this is definitely not in any manual I’ve seen!”
Luna and Lulu stood frozen, identical expressions of shock on their faces.
Nyx glanced back at him, that knowing smile still in place.
“Torture? Oh no, nothing like that.”
She continued her slow comforting movements.
“I’m not trying to extract information from you, Hero. I’m trying to extract your charm.”
Luca blinked. “My what?”
“Think about it…”
Nyx’s voice was silky, reasonable, as if she weren’t currently grinding against him in front of half the village.
“There must be something about you that makes people open up.”
“Leona trusted you almost immediately and it took no time at all for you two to get close.”
She glanced at Luna and Lulu and added,
“And I’m willing to bet it’s the same for you two as well. Didn’t you both feel comfortable around him very quickly?”
Luna and Lulu exchanged glances, realization dawning on their faces.
Nyx continued, her movements never ceasing.
“So I thought—maybe you have some kind of charm. Pheromones. A special scent. Something about your presence that makes people lower their guards.”
She pressed closer as she mischievously added,
“And right now, I’m just trying to absorb some of it by rubbing it off onto me.”
Luca stared at her, utterly dumbfounded.
“That’s—that’s completely ridiculous! You need to stop—”
But before he could finish, Luna and Lulu looked at each other for exactly one second—a silent conversation passing between them and then, to Luca’s absolute horror, they turned around too.
Two more butts pressed against him.
Luna and Lulu began moving, mimicking Nyx’s rhythm, their soft asses pressing and sliding against him from both sides.
“Come on!” Luca’s protest died in his throat. “You two as well?!”
Luna glanced back, a determined look on her face.
“It might be ridiculous, but it’s still my best chance of getting my mother to actually talk to me properly. I don’t mind trying anything at this point.”
Lulu grinned over her shoulder.
“And my butt is kind of itchy from sitting on the ground so long. This feels like a nice massage, actually!”
She wiggled emphasizedly.
“So I don’t mind either!”
And so, in the middle of the clearing, three women continued their absurd mission—rubbing against Luca from all sides, up and down, up and down, trying to ’absorb his charm.’
The other elves noticed, of course.
Giggles and pointed fingers spread through the crowd.
“Look at what they’re doing to the Hero!”
“It’s so silly!”
Another elf shook her head, smiling.
“The Hero is supposed to be this majestic, powerful figure from another world. And look at ours—he’s getting ambushed by three women with their butts!”
“I prefer him this way.” A younger elf said thoughtfully. “Much better than some arrogant Hero who thinks he’s above everyone else.”
“This one? I’d take this hero any day.”
Warm laughter rippled through the crowd.
Even Leona noticed the commotion from where she stood.
She watched the bizarre scene—her daughters and sister rubbing against Luca like cats in heat and felt confusion swirl in her chest.
She had no idea this was all happening because of her.
No idea that her simple act of opening up had sparked this desperate attempt to understand how.
If she knew, she would have been mortified beyond words.
Luca, for his part, had to admit something.
Despite the absurdity of the situation…it felt incredible.
Three women. Three soft, perfect butts. All pressing against him from different angles, moving in tandem, creating sensations he had never experienced.
It was, objectively speaking, heavenly.
But when he glanced toward the horizon and saw the sun dipping lower, reality crashed back in.
“Alright, that’s enough!”
He suddenly stepped forward, pulling away.
The three women, suddenly losing their support, tumbled into each other and collapsed in a heap on the grass—Luna and Lulu tangled together, Nyx sprawled elegantly on top of them.
Luca brushed himself off, trying to look dignified despite the situation.
“I think you’ve extracted enough ’charm’ from me. I’m probably completely drained at this point.”
He pointed toward the cases.
“Now stop playing around and pack up your bows. The cold night air will make them brittle if you leave them out.”
“You don’t want to damage your new weapons, do you?”
Luna and Lulu’s eyes went wide with horror.
“MY BOW!”
Lulu shrieked, scrambling to her feet and sprinting toward the cases.
“I’LL SAVE YOU, MY PRECIOUS BOW!”
Luna followed close behind, equally panicked.
Nyx rose more slowly, patting her butt thoughtfully.
She shot Luca a suspicious look, clearly still convinced he was hiding something.
But she said nothing, merely smirked and sauntered off to pack her bow away.
Luca exhaled, finally alone.
He then walked to a quiet spot where he could see the sunset clearly, unbothered by the chaos behind him.
The sky was a masterpiece of orange and pink and gold, slowly deepening into purple at the edges.
He smiled.
Back in his world, he had seen thousands of sunsets. Tens of thousands.
No, it should be in the millions.
But it had become mundane, ordinary, barely worth a glance.
But this?
This sky, this world, this moment—it was new.
Fresh.
Enchanting in a way he had almost forgotten was possible.
’Strange.’ He thought. ’I could probably witness two sunsets in a single day if I went back to my world and then returned here.’
’Two different skies. Two different worlds.’
He glanced back at the elves, bustling about, helping each other pack, laughing and chatting.
A warmth spread through his chest.
’I’m lucky.’ He realized. ’Lucky to have ended up here. Lucky to have met these lot.’
The thought was comfortable. Peaceful. Made him feel like he was somewhere he could belong.
But then—
Click.
A sound.
Luca’s eyes narrowed.
He recognized that noise immediately. It was the sound of a safety being disengaged.
The sound of a gun being made ready to fire.
And it was coming from directly behind him.
Before he could even turn, shouts erupted from the crowd.
“JULIUS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”
“PUT THAT DOWN! PUT IT DOWN RIGHT NOW!”
“ARE YOU INSANE?! HOW DARE YOU POINT THAT AT THE HERO!”
“SOMEONE STOP HIM!”
Panicked shouts. Screams of alarm. The sound of elves scrambling, some running toward the danger, others running away.
Luca already knew what he would see.
But he turned anyway.
And there, under the horrified gaze of every elf in the clearing, stood Julius.
His face was twisted into the most vicious, triumphant smile imaginable.
His hands shook slightly—but they gripped something that made every elf freeze in terror.
The Tommy gun.
The same automatic rifle Luca had demonstrated earlier.
It must have been left out, forgotten in the chaos, or perhaps Julius had taken it deliberately when no one was looking.
And now it was aimed directly at Luca’s chest.
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- Chapter 267: Impregnate Us!
- Chapter 266: A New Beginning
- Chapter 265: Peace In Death
- Chapter 264: Pooping Saved The Day?
- Chapter 263: Rot-Gut Flesh Burrowing Worm
- Chapter 262: Whistle Of Death
- Chapter 261: Cruel Grandfather
- Chapter 260: Restrictions Broken
- Chapter 259: Show Me The Evidence!
- Chapter 258: What Sort Of Person Was The Former Patriarch?
- Chapter 257: Collusion
- Chapter 256: Standing Before Death
- Chapter 255: A Mother’s Sorrow
- Chapter 254: Is Julius A Victim?
- Chapter 253: Forty Years Of Love And Affection
- Chapter 252: Puppet Matriarch
- Chapter 251: A Father’s Curse
- Chapter 250: When Everything Started To Fall Apart
- Chapter 249: The Truth Or Decapitation
- Chapter 248: The Truth Shall Set You Free
- Chapter 247: Arrow Of Challenge
- Chapter 246: He Violated My Butt!
- Chapter 245: I Need Poop!
- Chapter 244: Pieces Falling Into Place
- Chapter 243: I Beg You To Impregnate The Entire Village!
- Chapter 242: Conditions To Break One’s Virginity
- Chapter 241: Corpse Mattress
- Chapter 240: The Reward You Deserve
- Chapter 239: Are You Scared Of Me?
- Chapter 238: Torture Shed
- Chapter 237: You Screwed Up Big Time
- Chapter 236: A Horse With A Horn On It’s Head
- Chapter 235: Esme Needs Backup!
- Chapter 234: End Of The Line
- Chapter 233: Elven Chicken Feed
- Chapter 232: Phonebook Down A Throat
- Chapter 231: Can I Borrow Your Handsomeness?
- Chapter 230: Disgrace Of A Husband
- Chapter 229: I Want Revenge!
- Chapter 228: Let’s Share Experiences!
- Chapter 227: I Love Him More Then You Do!
- Chapter 226: Awkward Family Reunion
- Chapter 225: Flimsy Excuses
- Chapter 224: Unexpected Guest
- Chapter 223: Edging The Hero
- Chapter 222: Death By Booty
- Chapter 221: Not Wet Enough
- Chapter 220: My Daughter’s More Experienced Then Me?!
- Chapter 219: Well Well, How The Turntables
- Chapter 218: Punishment Or Love?
- Chapter 217: Why Are You Smiling?!
- Chapter 216: The Matriarch’s Seductive Figure
- Chapter 215: Taking Responsibility
- Chapter 214: I’ll Always Be Watching Over You
- Chapter 213: A Letter From Heaven
- Chapter 212: Letters Of Gratitude
- Chapter 211: Elf Ears = Charm+
- Chapter 210: Luca And Leona—Ear-Muff Making Machines!
- Chapter 209: I Can’t Live Without You
- Chapter 208: Elven Ear-Muffs
- Chapter 207: Run And Chase
- Chapter 206: The Tree Is Running Away!
- Chapter 205: One Kiss = One Step
- Chapter 204: Last Man Standing
- Chapter 203: A Tragic, But Romantic End
- Chapter 202: Bodybuilder Or Matriarch?
- Chapter 201: What Is This Strange Liquid?
- Chapter 200: Ravaging The Matriarch
- Chapter 199: I Deserve Compensation
- Chapter 198: Unfulfilled Wishes
- Chapter 197: Forty Years Of Hidden Kindness
- Chapter 196: Please Don’t Pull Out!
- Chapter 195: The Race Of Assassins
- Chapter 194: I’m Not A Stalker!
- Chapter 193: Hidden Love
- Chapter 192: The Secret Of The Spirit Of The Forest
- Chapter 191: Secret Helper
- Chapter 190: You’re The One Who Was Moaning Right?
- Chapter 189: Why Is My Mother So Innocent?!
- Chapter 188: The Search For The Lucky Elf
- Chapter 187: A Nest, A Bird, A Egg And A Cock
- Chapter 186: The Burden Of Responsibility
- Chapter 185: The Sacred Mark
- Chapter 184: Turn Me Into A Disgrace!
- Chapter 183: I Took Your Second Virginity?!
- Chapter 182: I Accept All Of You
- Chapter 181: Identical Twins, Identical Kitties
- Chapter 180: Bountiful Fruits
- Chapter 179: First Kiss
- Chapter 178: A Letter From The Goddess
- Chapter 177: Beheading One’s Little Brother
- Chapter 176: Have I Been Drugged?
- Chapter 175: I’ll Fight The Goddess For You!
- Chapter 174: Like Aunt, Like Niece
- Chapter 173: Unresolvable Hatred
- Chapter 172: Renewable And Non Renewable Disposal
- Chapter 171: A Taste Of Blood
- Chapter 170: Innocent Brothers
- Chapter 169: Shoot Me! Shoot Me Already!
- Chapter 168: End It All
- Chapter 167: Tell Us Your Secret!
- Chapter 166: Unfamiliar Feeling
- Chapter 165: Keep Petting Me!
- Chapter 164: Recoil = Jiggling Pudding
- Chapter 163: Cuter By The Second
- Chapter 162: Exposing Her True Self
- Chapter 161: Like Mother, Like Daughters
- Chapter 160: Unquenchable Curiosity
- Chapter 159: Gun Enthusiast Or Elf Matriarch?
- Chapter 158: Elf Shooting Range
- Chapter 157: An Assassin’s Favourite Gun
- Chapter 156: I’m Willing To Trade My Virginity For This Gun!
- Chapter 155: Justice? Heh, I Just Want Blood On My Hands
- Chapter 154: Agents Of Destruction
- Chapter 153: That’s Not War, That’s Genocide
- Chapter 152: Fight For Your Future
- Chapter 151: Looming Extinction
- Chapter 150: Demon Weapon
- Chapter 149: Elf Graffiti
- Chapter 148: The Weapon That Changed The World
- Chapter 147: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!
- Chapter 146: I’ve Got Presents For You
- Chapter 145: The Unbreakable Bond Between A Mother And Daughter
- Chapter 144: Ugly Bow
- Chapter 143: Strength And Skill
- Chapter 142: Same Bow, Different Accuracy
- Chapter 141: My Sister Is Moaning?!
- Chapter 140: Unfortunate Accident
- Chapter 139: Lethal Richochet
- Chapter 138: Overwhelming Trust
- Chapter 137: Impossible Shot
- Chapter 136: Success = Brutal Death
- Chapter 135: Let’s Increase The Stakes
- Chapter 134: Are You Angry I Got Him First?
- Chapter 133: Shameless Showcase Of Superiority
- Chapter 132: Smack That Ass!
- Chapter 131: Are You Trying To Assassinate Me?
- Chapter 130: Up-And-Down Bobbing Blanket
- Chapter 129: Butt Homing Arrows
- Chapter 128: Your Seed Has Protein Right?
- Chapter 127: My Hidden Flower Is Only For You
- Chapter 126: You Got To Push It Out
- Chapter 125: What?! I’ve Got A Chicken Bone In My Butt?!
- Chapter 124: Big Booty Problems
- Chapter 123: Cock Cosplay
- Chapter 122: Best Wingwomen Ever
- Chapter 121: Feed Us As Well!
- Chapter 120: I Want Your Juicy Meat In My Mouth!
- Chapter 119: Fried Chicken With A Side Of Shit
- Chapter 118: Chipmunk Village
- Chapter 117: Kindness That Carries Over A Thousand Years
- Chapter 116: Dream Fulfilled
- Chapter 115: I Feel Like A Chicken
- Chapter 114: Massive Gamble
- Chapter 113: You Massacred My Babies!
- Chapter 112: Chicken Is Life!
- Chapter 111: Why Does This Taste So Good?!
- Chapter 110: Miraculous Fried Chicken
- Chapter 109: Five-Hundred Year Old Elf
- Chapter 108: Let The Food Speak For Itself
- Chapter 107: What Is That Delicious Smell?!
- Chapter 106: The Spirit Of The Forest
- Chapter 105: Cocks Feel Like Cocks
- Chapter 104: Finger Licking Good
- Chapter 103: She’s A Bit Of A Sadist
- Chapter 102: Lulu, Queen Of All Chickens
- Chapter 101: ANYTHING BUT THE CHICKENS!
- Chapter 100: Hardcore Vegetarians
- Chapter 99: I’ve Been Eating My Veggies!
- Chapter 98: Moonlight Mastrubator
- Chapter 97: Match Made In Heaven
- Chapter 96: The One Pulling The Strings
- Chapter 95: You’re Making It Really Hard For Me To Not Fall For You
- Chapter 94: A Whore. A Succubus. A Bitch.
- Chapter 93: Share You’re Gift With All The Women Of This World
- Chapter 92: Thank You, Godesses Above
- Chapter 91: Find My Secret Garden
- Chapter 90: Too Big Too Handle
- Chapter 89: Three Inches On A Good Day
- Chapter 88: Man Of Principles
- Chapter 87: A Dangerous Man
- Chapter 86: Betrayal And Affairs
- Chapter 85: Why Does Washing Dishes Look So Sexy?
- Chapter 84: I’ll Break The Shackles That Bind You
- Chapter 83: Do What Your Heart Desires
- Chapter 82: All Hope Is Lost
- Chapter 81: Grant Me One Wish
- Chapter 80: Banishment Of The Hero
- Chapter 79: I’d Rather Die, Then Be A Slave
- Chapter 78: He’s One Of Us
- Chapter 77: Pampered In Kisses
- Chapter 76: The Arm Of A Junkie
- Chapter 75: Hope Reignited
- Chapter 74: My Little Katawa
- Chapter 73: Want To Go On A Date?
- Chapter 72: Smartest Person In The Room
- Chapter 71: Hide Like The Rats You Are
- Chapter 70: I Read It In A Book!
- Chapter 69: Deep-throating A Book
- Chapter 68: Taste Test
- Chapter 67: Let Me At Him!
- Chapter 66 - 50% Chance Of Recovery
- Chapter 65: Look How Ugly She Is!
- Chapter 64: Eclisar’s Truce
- Chapter 63: Abyssmal Lands
- Chapter 62: Unusual Symptoms
- Chapter 61: Hidden Chains
- Chapter 60: Who Cares? We Can Make More
- Chapter 59: Children Of Evil
- Chapter 58: I’ve Got The Reciepts
- Chapter 57: I Can’t Hold Back My Strength
- Chapter 56: The Weight Of One’s Life
- Chapter 55: I Respect You
- Chapter 54: Smiling Snake
- Chapter 53: Praise And Condemnation
- Chapter 52: You’re A Baby Compared To Me!
- Chapter 51: Obedient Wife
- Chapter 50: Half-Sisters By Blood, True Sisters By Heart
- Chapter 49: Messy Family Drama
- Chapter 48: He’s My Father
- Chapter 47: Do The Thing! Do The Thing!
- Chapter 46: Lumber Jack Elves
- Chapter 45: Calamity In Human Form
- Chapter 44: Rite Of Returning Roots
- Chapter 43: Seduce A Few And Get The Entire Village For Free
- Chapter 42: Can I Go Back Home?
- Chapter 41: Father Of The Nation
- Chapter 40: Let The Kids Grow Up
- Chapter 39: More Heroes?!
- Chapter 38: Genocide Is Good
- Chapter 37: Impress Me, Hero
- Chapter 36: Animal Exhibit
- Chapter 35: A Spark Of Hope
- Chapter 34: Naughty Dreams
- Chapter 33: Trust Me! I Stopped A War Single Handedly!
- Chapter 32: The Hero Is A Human?!
- Chapter 31: She Passed On With A Smile
- Chapter 30: What Did You Do To My Mother?!
- Chapter 29: Cold-Hearted Mother
- Chapter 28: Light And Darkness
- Chapter 27: Welcome To The Elf Village!
- Chapter 26: I’m Not Building A Fertility Clinic!
- Chapter 25: Their Little Soldiers Are On Retreat
- Chapter 24: They Betrayed You?!
- Chapter 23: Regression To Primitive Times
- Chapter 22: Elven Princesses
- Chapter 21: I Trust You...A Little Bit
- Chapter 20: Humans May Not Be So Bad After All
- Chapter 19: Humans Are Stupid!
- Chapter 18: Hold Me Hostage
- Chapter 17: Strategic Retreat
- Chapter 16: He Doesn’t Have Pointy Ears!
- Chapter 15: Guardians Of The Temple?
- Chapter 14: First Stop...Elf Village
- Chapter 13: So Many Bloody Heads
- Chapter 12: Open Sesame
- Chapter 11: The Forsaken One, Bound by No Grave
- Chapter 10: Have We Summoned A Demon?!
- Chapter 9: Trust Me
- Chapter 8: Coddled To Oblivion
- Chapter 7: The Undead Speaks
- Chapter 6: Two Continents
- Chapter 5: Crispy Creature
- Chapter 4: It Burns!!!
- Chapter 3: Grotesque Abomination
- Chapter 2: Suicidal Charge
- Chapter 1: I Don’t Like The Taste Of Burnt Bread