Chapter 7: The Undead Speaks
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Chapter 7: The Undead Speaks
Luca, seemingly bored with the whole ’chosen one’ spiel, suddenly perked up, his eyes gleaming with a mischievous light.
“Okay, okay.” He said, rubbing his hands together with an almost childlike glee. “Enough with the dramatic backstory and the doom and gloom prophecies. Let’s get to the fun part!”
“Do I get any cool powers? You know, the kind of stuff that makes saving the world a bit more…exciting? Like phasing through walls? The ability to fly? Time freeze? Or maybe I can talk to animals?”
“That would be awesome! Imagine, commanding a whole army of squirrels! Or maybe I can shoot fireballs from my hands? Or control people’s minds? No that would be too boring…Ooh!”
“Or maybe I can turn into a giant, fire-breathing dragon! That would be epic!”
The Goddess of Space, struggling to maintain her composure in the face of his unbridled enthusiasm, simply shook her head, her expression full of exasperation.
“That was the initial plan.” She admitted. “To bestow upon you certain abilities, augmentations that would aid you in your mission.”
“We couldn’t, after all, send a mere mortal on such a perilous quest without some divine assistance.”
She paused, then added, with a hint of pride in her voice,
“However…after witnessing how capable you actually are, we realized that such measures were unnecessary. You are, shall we say, more than equipped to handle the situation.”
Luca rolled his eyes, a dramatic gesture that was somewhat undermined by his still-healing face.
“Cheapskates.” He muttered under his breath. “Fine.” He conceded, with a theatrical sigh. “I guess I already have enough…to handle this little problem.”
He then looked at her, a strange, almost ominous glint in his dark eyes, a hint of the power that lay dormant within him.
“This honestly should be easy. A walk in the park. A minor inconvenience. Probably only take a day or two.”
The Goddess of Space winced, a flicker of apprehension crossing her face.
“A day or two?” She asked hesitantly. “What is going to happen in those two days?”
Luca shrugged, his movements still slightly jerky due to his injuries.
“Oh, you know.” He said casually, as if discussing the weather. “Repel the human forces. Send them packing. Fling them back to their continent with a flick of my wrist.”
“Like you said, they’re just a minor issue compared to what I can handle. Just a little…push.”
If anyone else had made such a claim, the Goddess of Space would have laughed it off as delusional bravado.
But she had seen what Luca was capable of from his records. She knew he was…different.
Special. And potentially very, very dangerous.
A slow, somewhat apprehensive smile spread across her face.
“You’re right.” She said, her voice laced with a hint of dark tendencies. “Sending you to push back the humans…it’s like…well, it’s like what you humans would say is dropping an atomic bomb on a coughing baby.”
“A slight overreaction, perhaps, but undeniably effective.”
Luca grinned back, a chillingly expression that belied the immense power hidden beneath his scarred exterior.
“Exactly.” He said, his voice laced with a hint of playful menace. “Overkill is my specialty…Always has been.”
The Goddess of Space sighed, a sound like the rustling of cosmic winds before going on to say,
“While we have deemed additional abilities unnecessary in your case. I am still obligated to bestow upon you a blessing, a gift befitting my domain.”
She paused, her eyes twinkling with a hint of mischief.
“And as the Goddess of Space, I grant you the ability to…create and utilize portals.”
Luca’s interest was immediately piqued.
“Portals?” He asked, his disfigured face contorting into an expression of curiosity. “Like…the one I came through?”
“Precisely.” The Goddess confirmed. “You will be able to travel instantaneously between locations you have already visited. This includes various points within Lunacris, temples dedicated to my sister, and even…back to your own world, should you choose.”
Luca’s grin widened.
“Now that’s convenient.” He said, rubbing his hands together. “I wasn’t quite ready to say a full goodbye to my world just yet. I can even see Sarah and Lily again—”
But then he paused, a mischievous glint entering his eyes as if he thought of something interesting.
“Wait a minute.” He said, tapping his chin thoughtfully. “If I can create portals…couldn’t I just…you know…bring over a whole arsenal of weapons from my world?”
“A thousand guns? A few tanks? Maybe a nuke or two? We could create an elite army, equip them with advanced weaponry, and just…obliterate the humans! Problem solved!”
The Goddess of Space shook her head, her expression firm.
“While your…enthusiasm…is appreciated.” She said. “That is not the purpose of this blessing. It is meant for convenience, for travel, not for…wholesale importation of destructive weaponry.”
“You see, the portals are bound by certain…cosmic rules. They will not allow the transfer of objects that could cause significant disruption to the delicate balance of either world.”
She softened her tone slightly.
“You could bring a few…samples…from your world, for demonstration purposes. But anything beyond that…the portals will simply refuse.”
“Think of it as a weight limit, designed to prevent…excessive chaos.”
She continued, “You can also transport people, within certain limits. You can bring others with you when you travel, but you cannot bring individuals from one world to another.”
“The intermingling of souls across different realms is…frowned upon by the higher powers.”
Luca nodded, absorbing the information.
“Rules, rules, rules.” He muttered. “Fine. I can work with that. Though, I’m still a little disappointed about the whole ’no nukes’ thing. That would have been fun.”
“Oh, and one more thing.” The Goddess of Space added, as if it were a mere afterthought. “While your primary objective is to protect the demi-humans from the human invasion, a task I’m sure you’ll find…manageable.”
“There is another aspect to your mission.”
“The demi-human continent, you see…it has regressed significantly. Beyond simply lacking magic, they’ve fallen behind technologically, socially, culturally.”
“They need…assistance. Guidance. You will need to help them rebuild their civilization, solve the various problems plaguing their societies. This…” She emphasized. “…is the true challenge.”
Luca, his eyes already gleaming with anticipation, simply smiled.
“So…” He said, ticking off the tasks on his mostly healed fingers. “One: repel the human invasion. Piece of cake. Two: rebuild the demi-human civilization. Slightly more…involved. Got it.”
He nodded, his expression confident.
“Now, can we open this portal already? I’m itching to get started.”
Hearing his giddiness, the Goddess of Space rolled her eyes.
“Such haste.” She whispered. “It’s almost as if he’s eager to cause chaos.”
Nevertheless, she gestured, and the shimmering blue portal reappeared, pulsating with otherworldly energy.
Luca, his eyes blazing with excitement, took a step towards the portal.
But just as he was about to step through, the Goddess of Space stopped him.
“Remember…” She said, her voice laced with a hint of warning. “Your mission is to repel the human forces, not to…annihilate them. We are not condoning a genocide.”
“If you do something that tips the scales of balance too much, there will be reprecusions that you might not be able to handle from the gods on the human’s side.”
But Luca only chuckled.
“Relax.” He said, waving a dismissive hand. “I’m not going to take anything too far. I’m human myself, remember? Or atleast part human.”
“I’m just going to…take care of the leadership. The ones responsible for this whole mess. A little…persuasion should do the trick.”
He looked at her, his smile widening.
“Besides…” He added. “I’m looking forward to a little peace and quiet in this new world. Some fun. Some relaxation.”
“So, really, you can put your worries to rest and put your trust in me, the very saviour, your sister chose.”
And without another word, he gave her one last glance and stepped through the portal and vanished.
Watching him go, the Goddess of Space let out a long, weary sigh.
“I have never met such a…unique…mortal.”
She muttered to herself. She then looked upwards, as if addressing her sister, the Goddess of Equivalent Exchange.
“I hope you know what you’re doing, sister. I sincerely hope you chose wisely. Because if this goes wrong…I really, really don’t want to be the one cleaning up the mess.”
And with that, she opened another portal, stepped through, and the realm she had been occupying dissolved into nothingness…
—
Luca stepped through the portal and into…another world.
The transition was seamless, instantaneous.
One moment he was in the ethereal realm of the Goddess of Space, the next he was standing in the midst of a massive, ancient temple.
The air had the scent of damp stone and something vaguely floral, and the silence was profound, broken only by the distant sound of waves crashing against the shore.
“Where am I?” He looked around, taking in his surroundings with a slow, appraising gaze.
The temple was clearly old, its grandeur faded but still evident in the intricate carvings that adorned the walls and the colossal sculptures of goddesses that stood watch over the main chamber.
Some of the statues were damaged, chipped and worn by time, adding to the temple’s air of ancient mystery. Portions of the roof had collapsed, allowing shafts of sunlight to stream in, illuminating dust motes dancing in the air.
And through these broken sections, Luca could see the vast expanse of a deep blue ocean, stretching to the horizon.
It seemed the temple was situated on a tropical island and he was standing in the center of the temple’s main chamber, the now-closed portal a distant memory.
But just as Luca was about to turn and explore the rest of the temple, a voice, old and raspy but still carrying a surprising amount of power, shrieked.
“An undead!”
The echo of the word hadn’t even faded before a chorus of similar voices erupted, overlapping each other in a symphony of panicked confusion.
“An undead? Here? In the sacred temple?”
“Heavens above! It’s hideous!”
“Did it interrupt the ritual?”
“Maybe it wandered in while we were distracted?”
“Or perhaps…perhaps the ritual went wrong? Did we accidentally summon something from…from the underworld?”
“It must be a demon! Look at its horrifying visage!”
“Quick, someone grab the holy water!”
Luca, his disfigured face momentarily contorted in an expression of bewildered amusement, slowly turned back towards the source of the commotion.
He couldn’t help but chuckle.
“Undead?” He muttered under his breath. “Seriously? I mean, I know I’m not looking my best right now, but ’undead’? That’s a bit harsh, don’t you think?”
He raised a charred hand, examining it with concern.
“I’ll admit, I’m a bit…crispy…around the edges. But undead? Come on, people. I’m still mostly flesh and blood. Well, mostly flesh. And some…regenerating bits. But still! I’m hardly a zombie!”
Luca, following the sound of the voices, finally laid eyes on the source of the commotion.
Standing a short distance away, huddled together in a somewhat disorganized group, were a dozen or so elderly women.
They were dressed in an assortment of elaborate, old-fashioned gowns, each seemingly representing a different culture or era.
But what truly caught Luca’s attention were their…unique features.
These were no ordinary grannies.
These were the demi-humans the Goddess of Space had spoken of.
One had a long, bushy tail swishing nervously behind her.
Another had pointed ears twitching with every exclamation.
A particularly tall woman with feathery wings folded tightly against her back seemed to be trying to hide behind a dwarf who was barely reaching her knees.
There was a woman with sharp fangs peeking out from beneath her lips, her skin a shade of pale green.
And, to Luca’s particular delight, there was even a slime girl, her gelatinous form quivering with anxiety.
“Well, hello there, ladies!” Luca said with a cheerful grin, spreading his arms wide in a welcoming gesture. “It’s a pleasure to—”
But unfortunately, he was abruptly cut off by a shriek from a one-eyed woman who was clearly a cyclops.
“It speaks!” She exclaimed, her single eye wide with terror. “The undead speaks!”
The other women erupted in a renewed frenzy of panicked exclamations.
“A talking undead! Heavens above! And look at him! He’s practically falling apart!”
“It must be an intelligent undead! Even more dangerous! Probably plotting to steal our souls!”
“But…It looks rather…like a melted candle that someone tried to glue back together with cobwebs…”
“And those burns! Did he try to sunbathe in a volcano?”
“He’s so skinny! Did he escape from a famine?”
“He probably smells awful! Like burnt hair and old socks!”
“He’s so ugly, he’d scare the goblins!”
“Clearly, the ritual went horribly wrong! We were supposed to summon a savior, not a…a…a walking, talking, crispy critter!”
“Crispy critter?” Luca muttered, his grin widening. “Now that’s just rude.”
He watched in amusement as the women continued to chatter amongst themselves, their voices rising in a crescendo of accusations and speculations.
But instead of getting offended, he was thoroughly enjoying the spectacle, finding their fear and confusion oddly endearing.
He was starting to think that this ’saving the world’ gig might be more entertaining than he had initially anticipated.
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- Chapter 235: Esme Needs Backup!
- Chapter 234: End Of The Line
- Chapter 233: Elven Chicken Feed
- Chapter 232: Phonebook Down A Throat
- Chapter 231: Can I Borrow Your Handsomeness?
- Chapter 230: Disgrace Of A Husband
- Chapter 229: I Want Revenge!
- Chapter 228: Let’s Share Experiences!
- Chapter 227: I Love Him More Then You Do!
- Chapter 226: Awkward Family Reunion
- Chapter 225: Flimsy Excuses
- Chapter 224: Unexpected Guest
- Chapter 223: Edging The Hero
- Chapter 222: Death By Booty
- Chapter 221: Not Wet Enough
- Chapter 220: My Daughter’s More Experienced Then Me?!
- Chapter 219: Well Well, How The Turntables
- Chapter 218: Punishment Or Love?
- Chapter 217: Why Are You Smiling?!
- Chapter 216: The Matriarch’s Seductive Figure
- Chapter 215: Taking Responsibility
- Chapter 214: I’ll Always Be Watching Over You
- Chapter 213: A Letter From Heaven
- Chapter 212: Letters Of Gratitude
- Chapter 211: Elf Ears = Charm+
- Chapter 210: Luca And Leona—Ear-Muff Making Machines!
- Chapter 209: I Can’t Live Without You
- Chapter 208: Elven Ear-Muffs
- Chapter 207: Run And Chase
- Chapter 206: The Tree Is Running Away!
- Chapter 205: One Kiss = One Step
- Chapter 204: Last Man Standing
- Chapter 203: A Tragic, But Romantic End
- Chapter 202: Bodybuilder Or Matriarch?
- Chapter 201: What Is This Strange Liquid?
- Chapter 200: Ravaging The Matriarch
- Chapter 199: I Deserve Compensation
- Chapter 198: Unfulfilled Wishes
- Chapter 197: Forty Years Of Hidden Kindness
- Chapter 196: Please Don’t Pull Out!
- Chapter 195: The Race Of Assassins
- Chapter 194: I’m Not A Stalker!
- Chapter 193: Hidden Love
- Chapter 192: The Secret Of The Spirit Of The Forest
- Chapter 191: Secret Helper
- Chapter 190: You’re The One Who Was Moaning Right?
- Chapter 189: Why Is My Mother So Innocent?!
- Chapter 188: The Search For The Lucky Elf
- Chapter 187: A Nest, A Bird, A Egg And A Cock
- Chapter 186: The Burden Of Responsibility
- Chapter 185: The Sacred Mark
- Chapter 184: Turn Me Into A Disgrace!
- Chapter 183: I Took Your Second Virginity?!
- Chapter 182: I Accept All Of You
- Chapter 181: Identical Twins, Identical Kitties
- Chapter 180: Bountiful Fruits
- Chapter 179: First Kiss
- Chapter 178: A Letter From The Goddess
- Chapter 177: Beheading One’s Little Brother
- Chapter 176: Have I Been Drugged?
- Chapter 175: I’ll Fight The Goddess For You!
- Chapter 174: Like Aunt, Like Niece
- Chapter 173: Unresolvable Hatred
- Chapter 172: Renewable And Non Renewable Disposal
- Chapter 171: A Taste Of Blood
- Chapter 170: Innocent Brothers
- Chapter 169: Shoot Me! Shoot Me Already!
- Chapter 168: End It All
- Chapter 167: Tell Us Your Secret!
- Chapter 166: Unfamiliar Feeling
- Chapter 165: Keep Petting Me!
- Chapter 164: Recoil = Jiggling Pudding
- Chapter 163: Cuter By The Second
- Chapter 162: Exposing Her True Self
- Chapter 161: Like Mother, Like Daughters
- Chapter 160: Unquenchable Curiosity
- Chapter 159: Gun Enthusiast Or Elf Matriarch?
- Chapter 158: Elf Shooting Range
- Chapter 157: An Assassin’s Favourite Gun
- Chapter 156: I’m Willing To Trade My Virginity For This Gun!
- Chapter 155: Justice? Heh, I Just Want Blood On My Hands
- Chapter 154: Agents Of Destruction
- Chapter 153: That’s Not War, That’s Genocide
- Chapter 152: Fight For Your Future
- Chapter 151: Looming Extinction
- Chapter 150: Demon Weapon
- Chapter 149: Elf Graffiti
- Chapter 148: The Weapon That Changed The World
- Chapter 147: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!
- Chapter 146: I’ve Got Presents For You
- Chapter 145: The Unbreakable Bond Between A Mother And Daughter
- Chapter 144: Ugly Bow
- Chapter 143: Strength And Skill
- Chapter 142: Same Bow, Different Accuracy
- Chapter 141: My Sister Is Moaning?!
- Chapter 140: Unfortunate Accident
- Chapter 139: Lethal Richochet
- Chapter 138: Overwhelming Trust
- Chapter 137: Impossible Shot
- Chapter 136: Success = Brutal Death
- Chapter 135: Let’s Increase The Stakes
- Chapter 134: Are You Angry I Got Him First?
- Chapter 133: Shameless Showcase Of Superiority
- Chapter 132: Smack That Ass!
- Chapter 131: Are You Trying To Assassinate Me?
- Chapter 130: Up-And-Down Bobbing Blanket
- Chapter 129: Butt Homing Arrows
- Chapter 128: Your Seed Has Protein Right?
- Chapter 127: My Hidden Flower Is Only For You
- Chapter 126: You Got To Push It Out
- Chapter 125: What?! I’ve Got A Chicken Bone In My Butt?!
- Chapter 124: Big Booty Problems
- Chapter 123: Cock Cosplay
- Chapter 122: Best Wingwomen Ever
- Chapter 121: Feed Us As Well!
- Chapter 120: I Want Your Juicy Meat In My Mouth!
- Chapter 119: Fried Chicken With A Side Of Shit
- Chapter 118: Chipmunk Village
- Chapter 117: Kindness That Carries Over A Thousand Years
- Chapter 116: Dream Fulfilled
- Chapter 115: I Feel Like A Chicken
- Chapter 114: Massive Gamble
- Chapter 113: You Massacred My Babies!
- Chapter 112: Chicken Is Life!
- Chapter 111: Why Does This Taste So Good?!
- Chapter 110: Miraculous Fried Chicken
- Chapter 109: Five-Hundred Year Old Elf
- Chapter 108: Let The Food Speak For Itself
- Chapter 107: What Is That Delicious Smell?!
- Chapter 106: The Spirit Of The Forest
- Chapter 105: Cocks Feel Like Cocks
- Chapter 104: Finger Licking Good
- Chapter 103: She’s A Bit Of A Sadist
- Chapter 102: Lulu, Queen Of All Chickens
- Chapter 101: ANYTHING BUT THE CHICKENS!
- Chapter 100: Hardcore Vegetarians
- Chapter 99: I’ve Been Eating My Veggies!
- Chapter 98: Moonlight Mastrubator
- Chapter 97: Match Made In Heaven
- Chapter 96: The One Pulling The Strings
- Chapter 95: You’re Making It Really Hard For Me To Not Fall For You
- Chapter 94: A Whore. A Succubus. A Bitch.
- Chapter 93: Share You’re Gift With All The Women Of This World
- Chapter 92: Thank You, Godesses Above
- Chapter 91: Find My Secret Garden
- Chapter 90: Too Big Too Handle
- Chapter 89: Three Inches On A Good Day
- Chapter 88: Man Of Principles
- Chapter 87: A Dangerous Man
- Chapter 86: Betrayal And Affairs
- Chapter 85: Why Does Washing Dishes Look So Sexy?
- Chapter 84: I’ll Break The Shackles That Bind You
- Chapter 83: Do What Your Heart Desires
- Chapter 82: All Hope Is Lost
- Chapter 81: Grant Me One Wish
- Chapter 80: Banishment Of The Hero
- Chapter 79: I’d Rather Die, Then Be A Slave
- Chapter 78: He’s One Of Us
- Chapter 77: Pampered In Kisses
- Chapter 76: The Arm Of A Junkie
- Chapter 75: Hope Reignited
- Chapter 74: My Little Katawa
- Chapter 73: Want To Go On A Date?
- Chapter 72: Smartest Person In The Room
- Chapter 71: Hide Like The Rats You Are
- Chapter 70: I Read It In A Book!
- Chapter 69: Deep-throating A Book
- Chapter 68: Taste Test
- Chapter 67: Let Me At Him!
- Chapter 66 - 50% Chance Of Recovery
- Chapter 65: Look How Ugly She Is!
- Chapter 64: Eclisar’s Truce
- Chapter 63: Abyssmal Lands
- Chapter 62: Unusual Symptoms
- Chapter 61: Hidden Chains
- Chapter 60: Who Cares? We Can Make More
- Chapter 59: Children Of Evil
- Chapter 58: I’ve Got The Reciepts
- Chapter 57: I Can’t Hold Back My Strength
- Chapter 56: The Weight Of One’s Life
- Chapter 55: I Respect You
- Chapter 54: Smiling Snake
- Chapter 53: Praise And Condemnation
- Chapter 52: You’re A Baby Compared To Me!
- Chapter 51: Obedient Wife
- Chapter 50: Half-Sisters By Blood, True Sisters By Heart
- Chapter 49: Messy Family Drama
- Chapter 48: He’s My Father
- Chapter 47: Do The Thing! Do The Thing!
- Chapter 46: Lumber Jack Elves
- Chapter 45: Calamity In Human Form
- Chapter 44: Rite Of Returning Roots
- Chapter 43: Seduce A Few And Get The Entire Village For Free
- Chapter 42: Can I Go Back Home?
- Chapter 41: Father Of The Nation
- Chapter 40: Let The Kids Grow Up
- Chapter 39: More Heroes?!
- Chapter 38: Genocide Is Good
- Chapter 37: Impress Me, Hero
- Chapter 36: Animal Exhibit
- Chapter 35: A Spark Of Hope
- Chapter 34: Naughty Dreams
- Chapter 33: Trust Me! I Stopped A War Single Handedly!
- Chapter 32: The Hero Is A Human?!
- Chapter 31: She Passed On With A Smile
- Chapter 30: What Did You Do To My Mother?!
- Chapter 29: Cold-Hearted Mother
- Chapter 28: Light And Darkness
- Chapter 27: Welcome To The Elf Village!
- Chapter 26: I’m Not Building A Fertility Clinic!
- Chapter 25: Their Little Soldiers Are On Retreat
- Chapter 24: They Betrayed You?!
- Chapter 23: Regression To Primitive Times
- Chapter 22: Elven Princesses
- Chapter 21: I Trust You...A Little Bit
- Chapter 20: Humans May Not Be So Bad After All
- Chapter 19: Humans Are Stupid!
- Chapter 18: Hold Me Hostage
- Chapter 17: Strategic Retreat
- Chapter 16: He Doesn’t Have Pointy Ears!
- Chapter 15: Guardians Of The Temple?
- Chapter 14: First Stop...Elf Village
- Chapter 13: So Many Bloody Heads
- Chapter 12: Open Sesame
- Chapter 11: The Forsaken One, Bound by No Grave
- Chapter 10: Have We Summoned A Demon?!
- Chapter 9: Trust Me
- Chapter 8: Coddled To Oblivion
- Chapter 7: The Undead Speaks
- Chapter 6: Two Continents
- Chapter 5: Crispy Creature
- Chapter 4: It Burns!!!
- Chapter 3: Grotesque Abomination
- Chapter 2: Suicidal Charge
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