Chapter 126: You Got To Push It Out

For a moment, Lulu just stared at him, her brain struggling to process the physics of the situation.

Then, the realization hit her like a lightning bolt and she spun around, her face a mask of flustered rage.

“WHAT?!”

“What the hell are you talking about, Luca?! What do you mean the bone is inside my butt?! What did you do?”

“You were just holding it! How in the world did it go all the way in?!”

“I-I’m sorry, Lulu! I’m really sorry!”

He held up his hands in a placating manner, while looking very guilty.

“But when I was pushing it in and out, there was that usual resistance, right? I was used to it. But then…when I made that stupid chicken joke…you relaxed. Completely.”

-Your butthole went all loose and happy because you got excited about being a real chicken—”

He winced.

“—and when I pushed again, there was no resistance at all. So, it just…slid. All the way in.”

He looked at her with a sheepish, awkward gaze before adding,

“In a way, technically, it’s kind of your fault? Since you’re the one who loosened up your butthole all of a sudden…”

“WHAT?!” Lulu shrieked, her voice reaching a pitch that could break glass. “Now you’re blaming me?! You’re blaming the bone going inside me on my fault?!”

But the anger quickly turned to a frantic, pacing terror.

She started circling the small space, clutching her head.

“What am I going to do? What am I going to do?! There is an actual chicken bone inside my body right now!”

“How am I going to poop? It won’t even come out! The bone will act like a cork! It’ll block everything!”

She stopped, her eyes going even wider as a new, more terrifying thought occurred to her.

“Oh no…forget the pooping! Now that the bone is inside me, what if I start evolving? What if I start actually changing into a chicken?!”

She looked at her hands as if expecting feathers to sprout at any moment.

“That’s so scary! I mean, I wanted to try being a chicken, but I don’t want to fully become one! I’m an elf! I’m a proud elf of the village!”

“I don’t want to have feathers all over and keep pooping out eggs all the time!”

“I want to be Lulu, not a hen!”

She was on the verge of a total meltdown until Luca moved forward and grabbed her waist, giving her a gentle, reassuring smile.

“It’s alright, Lulu. It’s alright.” He said, trying to steady his own nerves. “I was just caught off guard for a moment. I wasn’t expecting that to happen—honestly, it’s the first time I’ve ever dropped something inside a woman’s butt.”

“But it’s okay. I can take it out.”

The relief that washed over Lulu was visible.

She let out a massive sob of a breath and immediately turned around.

Without a second’s hesitation, she bent over and spread her ass wide, presenting her anus to him with total, desperate willingness.

“Go on—go on! Do whatever you have to do! Take this out of my butt right now!”

She wiggled impatiently.

“I think I can feel it moving inside me! It feels so naughty and weird and full—hurry!”

Luca stared at the sight—her plump cheeks parted, tiny pink pucker winking at him eagerly and couldn’t help the slow, incredulous smile that spread across his face.

“Wow, Lulu…I didn’t expect you to spread your asshole like this for me so eagerly.”

“You’re basically telling me to push my finger in there, scrape around your insides, and fish the bone out.”

“I-I don’t want to do this, okay?!”

Lulu whipped her head around, outraged again.

“I don’t want your finger in there like that! But with that bone inside me, I’m terrified! I just want it out right now!”

She spread herself even wider, cheeks burning.

“So, go on—take it out! Take it out! Or else I’m gonna go complain to Auntie Nyx and she will do something really scary to you!”

Luca laughed fondly and a little helpless.

“Alright, alright…hold still, Chicken Queen. Hero’s coming to the rescue.”

He spread her cheeks once more, exposing the tiny, still-quivering pucker. Lulu whimpered softly but held herself open without protest, trusting him completely now.

He then pressed the pad of his index finger right against the center—gentle circles first, then a careful nudge.

Nothing.

The ring stayed stubbornly tight, clenching reflexively at every touch like it had decided to guard the intruder forever.

Luca tried again—poking gently, then with slightly more insistence—circling, pressing, wiggling the tip.

Still nothing. Not even a millimeter of give.

He sighed, resting his forehead briefly against the bottom of her back.

“Lulu…if you keep it clenched like this, it’s impossible. I can’t get in at all. You’ve got to loosen up a little.”

“There’s nothing I can do about that, Luca!” Lulu whined, voice small and shy. “My body isn’t listening to me! Or at least…that part of my body isn’t reacting the way I want it to!”

“…Then what about a moment ago?” He asked quietly. “When I made that chicken joke your whole body went soft. You loosened up completely and the bone just… disappeared inside.”

“Can you do that again? Just…relax a little?”

Lulu shook her head miserably.

“That’s because you said something exciting, Luca. You told me I was a real chicken and I got all happy and giddy and…and my body just let go for a second.”

“I can’t do it on command! It’s not like I have a switch.”

She then fidgeted, biting her lip as she added,

“But…if you do something else…say something else…make me feel that way again…maybe it’ll happen.”

Luca lifted his head, meeting her eyes over her shoulder.

“Okay. Then tell me—what exactly do I need to do? Is there anything I can say or do right now to make you feel happier or safer?”

“So safe and comfortable that your body wants to open up for me, so that I can slide my fingers in and get this damn thing out?”

Lulu went quiet. She stared at the floor, whispering to herself.

“What can he do…What can he do…What can he do to make me feel really happy and safe…so safe I want to spread my asshole for him…?”

She chewed her lip, thinking hard—blushing harder with every passing second—until something finally clicked.

Her eyes shimmered and she swallowed at the embarrassing thought she got, before shyly she looked up at him.

“…I think…I think I have an idea, Luca.”

He leaned closer instantly.

“Tell me. Whatever it is! I’ll do it. Even if I have to compliment you a thousand times, I’ll do it. Anything.”

Lulu hugged herself for a moment, her arms curling around her like a shield, then finally met his eyes.

“You…You have to kiss me, Luca.”

“Kiss…you?” He asked, not expecting this request.

She nodded quickly, face scarlet.

“Y-Yes! And not just any kiss! Not on the cheek or forehead, b-but on the lips. A deep kiss, since whenever you kiss me or when I kiss you back, I…”

“…feel so safe. So happy.”

“My whole body gets warm and soft and comfortable. So, I’m sure if we kiss properly, for a long time my body will relax and…”

“…and my ass will loosen up on its own.”

She fidgeted with her fingers, barely able to look at him.

“Can we…? Can we kiss right now, Luca? Please?”

Luca’s expression melted.

His heart did a ridiculous little flip at how small and shy and earnest she looked—asking for a kiss like it was the bravest thing she’d ever done.

He spread his arms without hesitation.

“Of course, Lulu. Of course.”

His voice was warm and full of love.

“Even if none of this stupid bone thing was happening…I’d still love to kiss you anytime you want. There’s no need to be so hesitant about something like this.”

Lulu’s whole face lit up with relief and shy joy.

She didn’t hesitate—she launched herself forward, practically jumping into his embrace.

She landed straddling his lap, thighs bracketing his hips, soft belly and heavy breasts pressing against his chest.

For one long second she just stared at his lips—nervous, excited—then leaned in and sealed her mouth to his.

Kiss!

The first touch was sweet. Innocent. Just lips on lips.

A soft, happy sigh escaped against her mouth and the panic from before melted away completely.

Luca too let her lead at first, then slowly deepened it. His hands slid up her back, caressing her back, then down to rest warmly on the plush curves of her ass.

“Mmm!♡~ Mmm!♡~ Kiss!♡~ Mmm!♡~ Slurp!♡~”

Lulu hummed happily into the kiss.

She’d heard her Auntie Nyx talk or rather brag about how Luca kissed like an adult.

Deep. Intense. Passionate.

And now she was finally experiencing it herself.

It felt like coming home.

But Luca wanted her completely relaxed—loose enough to retrieve the bone—so he pulled her closer, chest to chest, and murmured against her lips,

“Open for me, Lulu.”

Before she could process the words, his tongue slipped past her lips and Lulu’s eyes flew wide.

A startled little “mmph?!” vibrated between them.

She panicked for half a second, ’Tongue?! Tongues were involved?!’

She’d always thought kissing was just lips meeting, not…this!

But then she looked up and saw Luca’s calm, steady gaze locked on hers.

No mockery. No rush. Just quiet encouragement:

Relax. Trust me.

So, slowly her eyelids fluttered closed again. She hugged him tighter, let her jaw soften, and surrendered.

And just like that, his tongue found hers—coaxing, teasing, guiding.

“Kiss!♡~ Kiss!♡~ Mwah!♡~ Kiss!♡~ Nibble!♡~”

He licked along the length of it, curled around the tip, drew it into his mouth and sucked gently.

“Smooch!♡~ Smooch!♡~ Kiss!♡~ Smooch!♡~ Sip!♡~”

Lulu whimpered into the kiss, shy at first, then bolder—slowly stroking back, learning the rhythm, tasting him.

And gods—the heat between her thighs.

His cock was still rock-hard, jutting proudly upward and with her sitting on his lap like this—her bare, dripping pussy slid along the thick shaft with every tiny shift of her hips.

The fat head bumped her clit and the veined length parted her slick folds.

She ground down instinctively—slow, needy rolls using him to rub herself just right.

And while she was lost in the kiss, Luca reached down.

He spread her cheeks and tested her entrance; it was finally yielding.

The resistance was gone, so he slowly pushed two fingers into her.

And the moment the tips breached her, Lulu jerked hard against him, while he felt a foreign sensation on his fingers.

Wet.

Incredibly wet.

Not just slick—almost oily. Squishy hot.

The walls itself were impossibly soft, tender, hugging his fingers like warm velvet and every time he pressed one way—the muscle tried to squeeze him out.

But he pushed deeper anyway, steady and patient.

Lulu broke the kiss just enough to gasp against his lips.

“Ohhh no…I can feel it…your fingers…rubbing around inside my dirty butt…”

She whimpered, but didn’t pull away—kept kissing him desperately, using his mouth to muffle the overwhelming sensation.

Luca just kept going in deeper, searching.

Then he froze.

“…Lulu.” He murmured, pulling back from the kiss just enough to speak. “The bone…it’s deeper than before. All the movement must’ve sucked it further in. I can’t reach it with just my fingers.”

Lulu blinked dazedly, lips swollen and shiny.

“Wha…?”

“I need you to help me.” He said gently. “I need you to…umm…push it out, if you get what I mean.”

Her face went scarlet.

“Y-You want me to…push? Like…Like I’m pooping it out?! Just like I push out poop?!”

Luca winced, awkward.

“…Technically, yes. Just the bone. Please don’t actually—y’know—shit yourself or anything.”

“Of course not, Luca!”

Lulu actually leaned forward and nipped his neck in playful outrage.

“Even though I love chickens, I’m not gonna poop all over the place like one!”

She huffed, then admitted shyly,

“…I already went earlier today anyway. There’s nothing else in there. So…if the only way to get the bone out is to…push it out like that…then I’ll do it.”

She looked up at him with big, pleading eyes.

“But…let me kiss you more while I do it? It makes me feel braver. Safer.”

Luca smiled, soft and adoring.

“Anything you want, Lulu.”

He pulled her back into the kiss—deeper this time, tongues sliding together in slow, hungry strokes.

“Mwah!♡~ Mwah!♡~ Pucker!♡~ Mwah!♡~ Suck!♡~”

While he was busy making her comfortable, Lulu shivered, hugged him tight, and puckered her butt.

She pushed—just like she would on the toilet in a rather determined manner, which look rather funny and adorable like she was constipated.

And it worked.

She could feel it—slowly, awkwardly—moving downward through her canal.

And the moment he felt it brush his fingers, he eased back slightly to give it room.

“Keep going…just a little more…”

Lulu squeezed her eyes shut, making tiny strained noises against his mouth—pushing, pushing—

Until finally—

Luca’s fingers closed around the tip.

“Got it.”

He slid his hand out and the bone emerged—glistening, slick, coated in a beautiful sheen of her natural oils.

His two fingers were drenched too—shiny, wet, smelling faintly of her.

They stared at it together.

Then they looked at each other.

And the moment they did—they burst out laughing.

“Hahahaha!”

Hard. Helpless, wheezing laughter like it was the funniest, most ridiculous thing that had ever happened to either of them.

A chicken bone. Lost. Retrieved. From her ass.

The absurdity hit them both at once and they couldn’t stop.

“That’s—that’s the stupidest, funniest thing that’s ever happened to me—” Lulu wheezed.

“I can’t believe I just fished a chicken bone out of your ass!” Luca managed between laughs.

When the laughter finally tapered—chests heaving, eyes bright—they looked at each other again.

And something shifted.

Hunger.

Raw, open hunger in both their gazes.

No words were needed to be said.

Instead, they leaned in at the same time—lips crashing together in a kiss that had nothing to do with relaxation anymore.

“Peck!♡~ Peck!♡~ Kiss!♡~ Peck!♡~ Taste!♡~”

Luca’s hand slid back between her cheeks; one finger pushed smoothly into her still-loose hole, slow-fucking her while his other palm cracked down on one plump cheek—hard enough to make it jiggle.

Smack! Smack!

Meanwhile, Lulu moaned into his mouth, hands roaming his back, nails digging in as she ground her dripping pussy harder against his cock.

They kissed like messy, desperate animals and finally—

—Luca couldn’t wait anymore.

He stood, lifting her effortlessly, her legs wrapping around his waist and carried her to the bed.

He dropped her onto the mattress before following and pressing his body against hers.

Of course, their mouths never parted.

“Mmm!♡~ Mmm!♡~ Smack!♡~ Mmm!♡~ Lick!♡~”

While kissing her, he ground his cock against her sopping pussy—sliding up and down her slit, coating himself in her wetness.

“Mmm—! Yes, more! Ahhh—!”

Lulu moaned brokenly into the kiss—hips bucking, chasing the thick pressure against her clit.

They kissed and touched and moved together—lost in each other completely—heat building, bodies trembling, ready for whatever came next.

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