Chapter 23: Regression To Primitive Times
Chapter 23: Regression To Primitive Times
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Chapter 23: Regression To Primitive Times
One would think that when someone was getting a free ride on another person’s back, they’d have the decency to sit still, maybe act grateful, or at least try not to make things harder for the one doing the carrying.
But Lulu, of course, didn’t believe in any of that.
The moment they started walking, she was bouncing happily up and down on Luca’s back, giggling like a child at a festival.
“Oh wow!” She exclaimed, leaning forward and pointing. “I’m so tall right now! The view up here is amazing! Look, look, I can see things I’ve never seen before!”
“Like that flower over there—it’s got golden petals! And that tree—its bark looks like it’s glowing! Ooh, ooh! And—haha!—that’s where Luna tripped last week!”
“Lulu, please…” Luna groaned audibly.
But Lulu ignored her completely, before looking down on her with a mischievous gaze.
“Ha! Now who’s the taller one, Luna?” She said proudly, puffing her chest. “Even though we’re twins, you’ve always been taller! It’s not fair at all! I used to be jealous of you for that—but look at me now!”
She spread her arms dramatically.
“I’m taller than you and maybe even taller than Mother! Finally, justice!”
She laughed heartily, her voice echoing through the trees, and her twin tails bounced along with her movements. Luna could only sigh in resignation.
But then Lulu’s attention shifted once more as she began running her fingers through Luca’s hair.
“Hey, why is your hair so soft, human?” She asked curiously, rubbing a few strands between her fingers. “I thought human hair was supposed to be rough and greasy and disgusting!”
“But yours is…soft. Fluffy, even.”
“Lulu—” Luna started warningly.
But her sister kept going, leaning forward with curiosity as she sniffed lightly.
“It even smells good! Not like flowers, but…something natural. Calm. Huh. Strange, but nice.”
Then she giggled and flipped her own twin tails dramatically.
“Of course, it’s not as good as mine! Mine’s the softest and best-smelling hair in the entire world!”
Luca chuckled quietly. “Confident, aren’t you?”
“Obviously!” Lulu said proudly.
Luna finally couldn’t hold it in anymore.
“Lulu, will you please calm down? He’s already carrying you, and here you are bouncing around, sniffing him, tugging his hair like a little child! Have some restraint!”
But Luca only smiled over his shoulder.
“It’s fine.” He said lightly. “Honestly, it’s more entertaining this way. A quiet journey’s no fun. And it’s good to have someone talking—it makes the road feel shorter.”
Internally, he was also thinking something very different.
’Especially since every time she moves, I can feel her soft chest pressing against me.’
But he didn’t dare let that thought slip out loud.
Lulu, however, brightened immediately at his words, puffing up with pride.
“See, Luna? Even he says it’s fine! You’re just jealous because I get to ride on his back and you don’t!”
“Jealous?” Luna’s eye twitched. “As if. I’m perfectly fine walking on my own.”
Still, as she watched them ahead of her—Lulu laughing joyously, Luca walking steadily with barely a sign of effort—she couldn’t help but think that he was impressively strong to carry someone like her sister so easily.
There was even a flicker of curiosity in her heart, wondering what it might feel like to be carried like that.
But she quickly shook her head to banish the thought.
’Immature.’ She scolded herself. ’Completely immature.’
Before she could get lost in her own thoughts again, Luca suddenly spoke.
“Since we’re already headed to your village…” He said, turning his head slightly toward her. “…it would help if I knew a bit more about it. About your people, your daily life. Especially after the loss of mana years ago.”
“…Things must’ve changed a lot since then, right?”
Luna narrowed her eyes suspiciously. ”
Is this your way of trying to make me spill my village’s secrets? Because if it is, it’s not going to work.”
“Yeah!” Lulu chimed in, though she was still absentmindedly rubbing her cheek against his hair. “Don’t think you can trick us into saying anything dangerous, human!”
“Relax. I’m not asking for any secrets.” He laughed softly. “I don’t care about your weapons or strategies or anything related to the war. I’m just asking about everyday life—what’s changed, how your people are living now. Common knowledge, that’s all.”
Luna studied him carefully for a moment. His tone was calm, genuine and somehow, she could tell he wasn’t lying.
“Alright…” She said finally, her expression softening. “If that’s all, then I suppose there’s no harm in talking about it. After all, you’ve shared plenty of knowledge with me. It’s only fair I do the same.”
She walked beside him, thoughtful for a few moments before continuing.
“Ever since that day—the great change ten years ago—everything has been different.”
“Mana, which once flowed freely through the land and air, suddenly began to vanish. Or…not vanish exactly.”
She said, glancing up at the forest canopy as she waved her hand through the air.
“It’s still here, but so faint you can barely feel it anymore. The energy we used to breathe, to live, to grow…it’s weak now. Thin.”
Luca nodded silently, his expression turning contemplative. He had suspected as much, but hearing it confirmed still stirred something inside him.
Luna went on.
“Before that, mana was everywhere—rich and vibrant. You could touch a tree and feel it hum with energy. Our spells flourished, our crafts were powerful, our crops grew like magic. But now…”
She sighed softly.
“The mana that remains feels degraded—diluted. Even the strongest mages struggle to hold enough power for a single spell.”
Luca nodded again, murmuring, “So it’s not gone completely. Just…crippled.”
“Exactly.” Luna said. “It’s like the world itself is starving. Even the healers can only perform minor enchantments now. Most of the grand rituals our ancestors used are impossible. Life has slowed down…become harder, duller.”
Luca listened quietly, every word making his thoughts race.
The Goddess of Space had told him there was no mana left at all—that magic was extinct.
But that wasn’t true. It was still here, barely breathing, fading like dying embers.
“So the world isn’t dead yet…just gasping for air.” He muttered under his breath.
“What was that?” Luna asked, looking at him curiously.
“Nothing.” He just smiled faintly. “Please, continue.”
Luna nodded, her tone softening as she looked ahead at the faint sunlight filtering through the leaves.
“We’ve adapted as best we can. But every year, it feels like the light of the world grows dimmer. The elders say the forest itself is sleeping, waiting for someone or something to awaken it again.”
Lulu, still perched on his back, piped up between licks of her lollipop.
“Maybe you’re that someone, human! You’ve already healed my butt and taught Luna new tricks.”
“Next, maybe you’ll fix the whole world!”
“That would be nice, wouldn’t it?” Luca laughed.
Luca couldn’t help but chuckle softly at Lulu’s words. As simple-minded as she sounded, her innocent statement had struck closer to the truth than she could ever realize.
“Fix the whole world, huh?’ He thought, glancing at her out of the corner of his eye. ’If only you knew, little elf…if only you knew.’
But he didn’t say it aloud. Not yet.
Instead, he smiled faintly and turned his gaze forward toward Luna.
“Can you tell me about the exact problems that have been happening since mana started fading? The big changes, the things that truly made life difficult?”
Luna nodded slowly, her eyes dimming with the weight of years.
“There are many problems.” She said softly. “So many that it’s hard to know where to begin.”
She took a deep breath, then exhaled.
“But if I had to start somewhere, it’s with the simple things. The everyday chores that used to be effortless. In the past, even the smallest of tasks were powered by mana. We took it for granted. But now it’s all different and more…tedious.”
She sighed.
“For example, when we needed fire, we simply whispered a small spell and a warm flame would appear…Now?” She gestured helplessly. “Now we rub stones together like primitive creatures.”
“We keep embers from the night before and pray they don’t go out. It’s humiliating. Elves who once danced with fire spirits reduced to this…”
“Oh, it’s awful!” Lulu leaned over his shoulder dramatically, nodding vigorously. “I tried to make a fire last week, and I almost set my dress on fire! By the end, my hands were red, and all I got was a spark!”
“You also tried doing it in the rain, Lulu.” Luna gave her a flat look.
Lulu blinked. “…That’s not the point!”
Luca chuckled quietly, listening as Luna continued.
“And in the past…” Luna went on. “…we could call water to us—streams would bend their paths at our command, fountains would rise from the earth, and the river would bring what we needed.”
“Now, we fetch it with buckets like peasants. We trudge to the stream every morning and carry it back on our shoulders. It’s…tiring.”
“For a race that once relied on magic for everything, it’s like learning to walk after forgetting how to use your legs.”
“Yeah, yeah!” Lulu chimed in, raising her hand. “Every morning, it’s ’Lulu, fetch the water!’ And by the time I get back, my arms feel like noodles! Life’s been so hard!”
She flopped dramatically against Luca’s back, letting out an exaggerated sigh, while Luna shook her head in mild exasperation and went on listing more examples.
“Before, we could summon wind to dry our clothes. We could weave garments with magic threads that never tore. We could light our homes without fire or oil.”
“But now everything takes so much time. Hours, sometimes days and our people are growing tired, frustrated. It’s…like the world itself has slowed down.”
Luca nodded slowly, his mind piecing it together.
’So it’s like losing all electricity in a modern city.’ He thought. ’No light, no technology, no comfort. Just silence and struggle. They’ve gone from a magical civilization to a medieval one overnight.’
Luna’s expression grew darker as she continued,
“And those are just the small things. The greater losses…are far more severe.”
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- Chapter 261: Cruel Grandfather
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- Chapter 258: What Sort Of Person Was The Former Patriarch?
- Chapter 257: Collusion
- Chapter 256: Standing Before Death
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- Chapter 251: A Father’s Curse
- Chapter 250: When Everything Started To Fall Apart
- Chapter 249: The Truth Or Decapitation
- Chapter 248: The Truth Shall Set You Free
- Chapter 247: Arrow Of Challenge
- Chapter 246: He Violated My Butt!
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- Chapter 241: Corpse Mattress
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- Chapter 237: You Screwed Up Big Time
- Chapter 236: A Horse With A Horn On It’s Head
- Chapter 235: Esme Needs Backup!
- Chapter 234: End Of The Line
- Chapter 233: Elven Chicken Feed
- Chapter 232: Phonebook Down A Throat
- Chapter 231: Can I Borrow Your Handsomeness?
- Chapter 230: Disgrace Of A Husband
- Chapter 229: I Want Revenge!
- Chapter 228: Let’s Share Experiences!
- Chapter 227: I Love Him More Then You Do!
- Chapter 226: Awkward Family Reunion
- Chapter 225: Flimsy Excuses
- Chapter 224: Unexpected Guest
- Chapter 223: Edging The Hero
- Chapter 222: Death By Booty
- Chapter 221: Not Wet Enough
- Chapter 220: My Daughter’s More Experienced Then Me?!
- Chapter 219: Well Well, How The Turntables
- Chapter 218: Punishment Or Love?
- Chapter 217: Why Are You Smiling?!
- Chapter 216: The Matriarch’s Seductive Figure
- Chapter 215: Taking Responsibility
- Chapter 214: I’ll Always Be Watching Over You
- Chapter 213: A Letter From Heaven
- Chapter 212: Letters Of Gratitude
- Chapter 211: Elf Ears = Charm+
- Chapter 210: Luca And Leona—Ear-Muff Making Machines!
- Chapter 209: I Can’t Live Without You
- Chapter 208: Elven Ear-Muffs
- Chapter 207: Run And Chase
- Chapter 206: The Tree Is Running Away!
- Chapter 205: One Kiss = One Step
- Chapter 204: Last Man Standing
- Chapter 203: A Tragic, But Romantic End
- Chapter 202: Bodybuilder Or Matriarch?
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- Chapter 200: Ravaging The Matriarch
- Chapter 199: I Deserve Compensation
- Chapter 198: Unfulfilled Wishes
- Chapter 197: Forty Years Of Hidden Kindness
- Chapter 196: Please Don’t Pull Out!
- Chapter 195: The Race Of Assassins
- Chapter 194: I’m Not A Stalker!
- Chapter 193: Hidden Love
- Chapter 192: The Secret Of The Spirit Of The Forest
- Chapter 191: Secret Helper
- Chapter 190: You’re The One Who Was Moaning Right?
- Chapter 189: Why Is My Mother So Innocent?!
- Chapter 188: The Search For The Lucky Elf
- Chapter 187: A Nest, A Bird, A Egg And A Cock
- Chapter 186: The Burden Of Responsibility
- Chapter 185: The Sacred Mark
- Chapter 184: Turn Me Into A Disgrace!
- Chapter 183: I Took Your Second Virginity?!
- Chapter 182: I Accept All Of You
- Chapter 181: Identical Twins, Identical Kitties
- Chapter 180: Bountiful Fruits
- Chapter 179: First Kiss
- Chapter 178: A Letter From The Goddess
- Chapter 177: Beheading One’s Little Brother
- Chapter 176: Have I Been Drugged?
- Chapter 175: I’ll Fight The Goddess For You!
- Chapter 174: Like Aunt, Like Niece
- Chapter 173: Unresolvable Hatred
- Chapter 172: Renewable And Non Renewable Disposal
- Chapter 171: A Taste Of Blood
- Chapter 170: Innocent Brothers
- Chapter 169: Shoot Me! Shoot Me Already!
- Chapter 168: End It All
- Chapter 167: Tell Us Your Secret!
- Chapter 166: Unfamiliar Feeling
- Chapter 165: Keep Petting Me!
- Chapter 164: Recoil = Jiggling Pudding
- Chapter 163: Cuter By The Second
- Chapter 162: Exposing Her True Self
- Chapter 161: Like Mother, Like Daughters
- Chapter 160: Unquenchable Curiosity
- Chapter 159: Gun Enthusiast Or Elf Matriarch?
- Chapter 158: Elf Shooting Range
- Chapter 157: An Assassin’s Favourite Gun
- Chapter 156: I’m Willing To Trade My Virginity For This Gun!
- Chapter 155: Justice? Heh, I Just Want Blood On My Hands
- Chapter 154: Agents Of Destruction
- Chapter 153: That’s Not War, That’s Genocide
- Chapter 152: Fight For Your Future
- Chapter 151: Looming Extinction
- Chapter 150: Demon Weapon
- Chapter 149: Elf Graffiti
- Chapter 148: The Weapon That Changed The World
- Chapter 147: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!
- Chapter 146: I’ve Got Presents For You
- Chapter 145: The Unbreakable Bond Between A Mother And Daughter
- Chapter 144: Ugly Bow
- Chapter 143: Strength And Skill
- Chapter 142: Same Bow, Different Accuracy
- Chapter 141: My Sister Is Moaning?!
- Chapter 140: Unfortunate Accident
- Chapter 139: Lethal Richochet
- Chapter 138: Overwhelming Trust
- Chapter 137: Impossible Shot
- Chapter 136: Success = Brutal Death
- Chapter 135: Let’s Increase The Stakes
- Chapter 134: Are You Angry I Got Him First?
- Chapter 133: Shameless Showcase Of Superiority
- Chapter 132: Smack That Ass!
- Chapter 131: Are You Trying To Assassinate Me?
- Chapter 130: Up-And-Down Bobbing Blanket
- Chapter 129: Butt Homing Arrows
- Chapter 128: Your Seed Has Protein Right?
- Chapter 127: My Hidden Flower Is Only For You
- Chapter 126: You Got To Push It Out
- Chapter 125: What?! I’ve Got A Chicken Bone In My Butt?!
- Chapter 124: Big Booty Problems
- Chapter 123: Cock Cosplay
- Chapter 122: Best Wingwomen Ever
- Chapter 121: Feed Us As Well!
- Chapter 120: I Want Your Juicy Meat In My Mouth!
- Chapter 119: Fried Chicken With A Side Of Shit
- Chapter 118: Chipmunk Village
- Chapter 117: Kindness That Carries Over A Thousand Years
- Chapter 116: Dream Fulfilled
- Chapter 115: I Feel Like A Chicken
- Chapter 114: Massive Gamble
- Chapter 113: You Massacred My Babies!
- Chapter 112: Chicken Is Life!
- Chapter 111: Why Does This Taste So Good?!
- Chapter 110: Miraculous Fried Chicken
- Chapter 109: Five-Hundred Year Old Elf
- Chapter 108: Let The Food Speak For Itself
- Chapter 107: What Is That Delicious Smell?!
- Chapter 106: The Spirit Of The Forest
- Chapter 105: Cocks Feel Like Cocks
- Chapter 104: Finger Licking Good
- Chapter 103: She’s A Bit Of A Sadist
- Chapter 102: Lulu, Queen Of All Chickens
- Chapter 101: ANYTHING BUT THE CHICKENS!
- Chapter 100: Hardcore Vegetarians
- Chapter 99: I’ve Been Eating My Veggies!
- Chapter 98: Moonlight Mastrubator
- Chapter 97: Match Made In Heaven
- Chapter 96: The One Pulling The Strings
- Chapter 95: You’re Making It Really Hard For Me To Not Fall For You
- Chapter 94: A Whore. A Succubus. A Bitch.
- Chapter 93: Share You’re Gift With All The Women Of This World
- Chapter 92: Thank You, Godesses Above
- Chapter 91: Find My Secret Garden
- Chapter 90: Too Big Too Handle
- Chapter 89: Three Inches On A Good Day
- Chapter 88: Man Of Principles
- Chapter 87: A Dangerous Man
- Chapter 86: Betrayal And Affairs
- Chapter 85: Why Does Washing Dishes Look So Sexy?
- Chapter 84: I’ll Break The Shackles That Bind You
- Chapter 83: Do What Your Heart Desires
- Chapter 82: All Hope Is Lost
- Chapter 81: Grant Me One Wish
- Chapter 80: Banishment Of The Hero
- Chapter 79: I’d Rather Die, Then Be A Slave
- Chapter 78: He’s One Of Us
- Chapter 77: Pampered In Kisses
- Chapter 76: The Arm Of A Junkie
- Chapter 75: Hope Reignited
- Chapter 74: My Little Katawa
- Chapter 73: Want To Go On A Date?
- Chapter 72: Smartest Person In The Room
- Chapter 71: Hide Like The Rats You Are
- Chapter 70: I Read It In A Book!
- Chapter 69: Deep-throating A Book
- Chapter 68: Taste Test
- Chapter 67: Let Me At Him!
- Chapter 66 - 50% Chance Of Recovery
- Chapter 65: Look How Ugly She Is!
- Chapter 64: Eclisar’s Truce
- Chapter 63: Abyssmal Lands
- Chapter 62: Unusual Symptoms
- Chapter 61: Hidden Chains
- Chapter 60: Who Cares? We Can Make More
- Chapter 59: Children Of Evil
- Chapter 58: I’ve Got The Reciepts
- Chapter 57: I Can’t Hold Back My Strength
- Chapter 56: The Weight Of One’s Life
- Chapter 55: I Respect You
- Chapter 54: Smiling Snake
- Chapter 53: Praise And Condemnation
- Chapter 52: You’re A Baby Compared To Me!
- Chapter 51: Obedient Wife
- Chapter 50: Half-Sisters By Blood, True Sisters By Heart
- Chapter 49: Messy Family Drama
- Chapter 48: He’s My Father
- Chapter 47: Do The Thing! Do The Thing!
- Chapter 46: Lumber Jack Elves
- Chapter 45: Calamity In Human Form
- Chapter 44: Rite Of Returning Roots
- Chapter 43: Seduce A Few And Get The Entire Village For Free
- Chapter 42: Can I Go Back Home?
- Chapter 41: Father Of The Nation
- Chapter 40: Let The Kids Grow Up
- Chapter 39: More Heroes?!
- Chapter 38: Genocide Is Good
- Chapter 37: Impress Me, Hero
- Chapter 36: Animal Exhibit
- Chapter 35: A Spark Of Hope
- Chapter 34: Naughty Dreams
- Chapter 33: Trust Me! I Stopped A War Single Handedly!
- Chapter 32: The Hero Is A Human?!
- Chapter 31: She Passed On With A Smile
- Chapter 30: What Did You Do To My Mother?!
- Chapter 29: Cold-Hearted Mother
- Chapter 28: Light And Darkness
- Chapter 27: Welcome To The Elf Village!
- Chapter 26: I’m Not Building A Fertility Clinic!
- Chapter 25: Their Little Soldiers Are On Retreat
- Chapter 24: They Betrayed You?!
- Chapter 23: Regression To Primitive Times
- Chapter 22: Elven Princesses
- Chapter 21: I Trust You...A Little Bit
- Chapter 20: Humans May Not Be So Bad After All
- Chapter 19: Humans Are Stupid!
- Chapter 18: Hold Me Hostage
- Chapter 17: Strategic Retreat
- Chapter 16: He Doesn’t Have Pointy Ears!
- Chapter 15: Guardians Of The Temple?
- Chapter 14: First Stop...Elf Village
- Chapter 13: So Many Bloody Heads
- Chapter 12: Open Sesame
- Chapter 11: The Forsaken One, Bound by No Grave
- Chapter 10: Have We Summoned A Demon?!
- Chapter 9: Trust Me
- Chapter 8: Coddled To Oblivion
- Chapter 7: The Undead Speaks
- Chapter 6: Two Continents
- Chapter 5: Crispy Creature
- Chapter 4: It Burns!!!
- Chapter 3: Grotesque Abomination
- Chapter 2: Suicidal Charge
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