Chapter 95: You’re Making It Really Hard For Me To Not Fall For You
Chapter 95: You’re Making It Really Hard For Me To Not Fall For You
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Chapter 95: You’re Making It Really Hard For Me To Not Fall For You
Luca exhaled slowly, his hand still resting on her belly, fingers tracing comforting patterns.
“Alright. Let’s count them down, then. One by one. The things that make me so sure.”
He lifted one finger.
“First of all…whenever you talk about anything even remotely related to sex or intimacy between a man and a woman, you never once speak from your own experience…Not once.”
“Every single time it’s ’I heard it from a friend,’ or ’one of the other elves told me,’ or ’some clan member mentioned it,’ or ’I read it in a book from the human continent.’”
“Never you. Never ’I know because I’ve done it.’”
Nyx’s lips parted slightly, then curved into a small, knowing smile.
“Maybe I said it that way on purpose.” She countered smoothly. “Maybe I was trying to trick you. Convince you I’m some innocent little maiden who has no clue about those matters, completely pure and untouched. Lure you in with the fantasy of deflowering me.”
Luca shook his head, unfazed.
“Then explain this.” He said, lifting a second finger. “The moment you first saw my cock your face flushed. And not just a little.”
“Your whole body went warm, almost feverish.I could feel the heat coming off your skin. Your breathing changed. Your pupils blew wide.”
“What I’m trying to say is that a woman who’s been passed around, who’s supposedly taken countless men, doesn’t react like that.”
“Sure, she might smile. She might get excited.” He shrugged. “But that’s eagerness, surface-level hunger. What I saw in you was something deeper. Something raw. Something that came from way down inside.”
“That kind of visceral, almost shocked reaction?”
“That screams inexperience.”
Nyx rolled her eyes playfully and rubbed her palm slowly over his chest, fingers teasing the fabric of his shirt.
“Of course I was surprised. Of course I got hot and flustered. After all everyone else in this world has such tiny penises, barely three inches, thin as quill.”
“And then you pull out something like this?”
She slid her hand lower, boldly cupping the thick outline of his cock through his trousers and giving it a slow, appreciative squeeze.
“It’s a weapon aimed straight at every woman’s deepest instincts. It would be weird if I didn’t react. Anyone would.”
Luca’s breath hitched for a second at her touch, but he didn’t let it derail him.
“I know.” He said calmly. “But that’s not the only thing.”
He lifted a third finger.
“Honestly…the way you went about it tonight was kind of amateurish.”
The moment he said that Nyx glared at him in offense as her grip on his wiener tightened.
“No—no, not in a bad way.” Luca hurried to clarify. “You were incredible. Amazing. I came so many times I lost count. That should be obvious.”
“But…there were these little moments.”
“Tiny hesitations. Like you were thinking too hard about what to do next. You’d pause, just a second before trying something new.”
“You were also watching my reactions, adjusting, second-guessing yourself and someone with a lot of experience doesn’t think that much.”
“They just…do. Muscle memory. Habit. Flow.”
He met her gaze evenly.
“And I also have to add the fact that you were learning on the spot. Every time you made me come, you got noticeably better—faster, more confident, more precise.”
“I’ll admit that you’re an extremely quick learner. But that kind of rapid improvement only happens when it’s new. When it’s your first time figuring it out.”
Nyx stared at him for a moment.
Then, slowly, the sharpness in her expression softened.
“I’m…relieved you were satisfied.”
She murmured before she sighed, shaking her head.
“But I have to remind you again—the men in this world aren’t like you.”
“They’re so small that they don’t want the women doing anything with their tools since there’s nothing to do with something that size.”
“And the women? Most of them don’t want anything to do with those pathetic little things.”
“So oral? Blowjobs as you call it? Completely non-existent.” She smirked. “It’s only natural I’d be experiencing it for the first time tonight.”
She then narrowed her eyes again, playful but pointed.
“And none of what you said right now is proper evidence, Hero. You’re just throwing out observations. Accusations. Guesses. Nothing concrete.”
Luca chuckled.
“Can I ask why are you getting so defensive?” He asked curiously. “Technically I’m supporting you. I’m painting you in a much better light than the rumors ever did.”
“So, why do you want to deny it so badly?”
Nyx let out a long, tired breath. She shook her head slowly.
“It’s because…” She paused, searching for the right words. “I don’t like it when people create images of others in their heads. When they decide who someone is good or bad, pure or filthy and then treat them like that fantasy instead of the real person.”
“It feels weak. Pathetic. Like they’re too afraid to face the actual human being in front of them.”
Her fingers curled lightly against his shirt.
“I’ve seen it happen. Women who used to follow me around when we were younger. Admired me, even…Then they heard the rumors.”
“And suddenly they’re whispering behind my back. Giggling. Avoiding me. Looking at me like I’m diseased.”
“It’s ugly and I hate it.”
She lifted her gaze to meet his again, kinder this time.
“But I don’t believe you’re that kind of person, Hero” She said quietly. “But at the same time, I also don’t understand why you’re so convinced I’m innocent to the point that you think I’m a virgin.”
“So tell me—what exactly is this true evidence you have? That is if you even have any.”
Luca sighed, long and slow, the sound carrying both amusement and resignation.
“If you want definitive evidence.” He said quietly. “Then I’ll give it to you.”
Without warning, his hands slid down from her waist until they settled right over her crotch.
Through the thin fabric of her dress, his palm cupped her mound while his fingers began to caress slowly, up and down along the soft seam of her lips.
Nyx’s breath hitched sharply. Her thighs tensed, then parted just a fraction on instinct.
“You see this?” Luca murmured, voice low against her ear. “Right here…this pretty little pussy of yours.”
“Yeah…I can feel it.” Nyx swallowed, voice breathy. “Your fingers…going up and down…right along the slit.”
She tried to keep her tone defensive, but it came out breathy.
“So what? What do you have to say about that? Don’t tell me you think it’s too pretty to have been used. Too perfect. Too untouched.”
“That it couldn’t possibly have taken cock after cock—”
Luca shook his head, still stroking her lazily.
“Not exactly.” He said. “But what I did notice when I was looking inside you earlier, spreading you open was something that shouldn’t have been there.”
He pressed one finger against her entrance through the cloth—poking right at the center.
“A hymen.” He said simply. “Deep inside. About three inches in.”
Nyx froze and her brows furrowed in genuine confusion.
“What…What exactly is a hymen?”
Luca patiently explained.
“It’s a thin membrane that partially covers the entrance of a vagina in women when they’re born.”
“It acts as a protective barrier for the vagina during infancy and childhood…and well, in my world, it’s often considered a sign of virginity.”
This caught her attention as this was the first time hearing about this.
“When a cock first slides inside, it usually tears—sometimes there’s blood, sometimes not. It’s not foolproof, but it’s one of the physical indicators that a woman hasn’t been penetrated before.”
He spread his fingers wider, outlining her entire mound through the dress, then returned to gently circling the spot he’d poked.
“It should be right around here.” He murmured. “And yours…is surprisingly deep. In humans, it’s usually right at the entrance. But yours is a few inches inside.”
“That might be normal for elves, your physiology could be different after all. But the fact that it’s still there at all means that your pussy has never had…real action before.”
He looked down at her with a small, victorious smile.
“So…how about that? Now do you believe me? If you still don’t, you can go ask any other elf woman. They’ll tell you about the first time they bled or at least felt that sharp sting. That should be enough proof.”
He waited, smug and certain, fully expecting her to finally concede.
But Nyx didn’t.
Instead, a slow, thoughtful smile spread across her lips.
She looked almost…delighted.
“I think I’m forgetting something, Hero.” She said sweetly.
Luca blinked. “What?”
Her smile turned sly.
“Didn’t you just say my hymen, whatever you call it is three inches deep inside?”
He nodded slowly. “Yeah…what about it?”
Nyx leaned in closer, voice dropping to a teasing whisper.
“And didn’t I also mention…that the average penis size here is only about two inches? Maybe two-and-a-half at best? Three inches is basically the absolute maximum any man in this world can manage.”
Luca’s eyes widened, as he immediately realised what she was saying.
She continued, merciless.
“Do you really think a man with a total of three inches or less could push deep enough to reach three inches inside my body and actually break my hymen?”
The realization hit him like a brick.
His mouth opened. Closed. Opened again.
He had completely forgotten.
He’d been thinking in human terms. Human anatomy. Human averages.
He hadn’t even considered that the men here were so pathetically undersized that they literally couldn’t take a woman’s virginity. Couldn’t even reach far enough to tear the membrane.
His face went slack with genuine shock.
Nyx watched it happen—watched the confident, victorious expression crumble into stunned, adorable bewilderment—and she couldn’t hold back anymore.
With a delighted laugh, she lunged forward, wrapping her arms around his neck and peppering his face with rapid, playful kisses.
“Ohhh, you look so adorable right now, Hero!” She cooed between kisses. “So cute! So shocked!”
She kissed his cheeks, his nose, his forehead, his jaw.
“I thought I could finally make you show some weakness when I was sucking your cock earlier. But even then you stayed so confident, so unshakable.”
“And now look at you! That massive shock on your face! I finally got to see your cute, vulnerable expression!”
She kissed him again and again, giggling the entire time before pulling back again.
She felt so happy that she could see this raw side of him that she even decided to reward him.
“Since you’re so damn cute right now and because you made me so happy tonight…” She said, voice softening into something warm and sincere. “…I’ll say it. I’ll say the truth.”
She leaned in, lips brushing his ear.
“The rumors you heard about me? They’re all false and…”
“…I am a virgin.”
“I’m as innocent as any maiden can be.”
“I’ve never let any man touch my body ever and even a touch on my shoulder is forbidden, which should be enough to tell you how pure I am.”
After saying this, Nyx thought for sure that he’d be relieved—maybe even thrilled.
After all, this world placed such absurd importance on purity, and most men she’d met would have reacted exactly as the world expected them to: proud, overjoyed, even possessive.
A virgin woman was treated like a treasure, something men would fight over, brag about, and cherish simply because no one else had touched her.
But to her surprise, Luca didn’t react like any of those men.
Instead of sighing in relief or smirking with satisfaction, his expression lit up with something entirely different—victory.
His lips curled into a triumphant grin, his eyes flashing with that familiar spark that appeared every time one of his hunches turned out to be right.
“Aha!” He said, snapping his fingers as if he’d just solved a riddle. “I knew it. I absolutely knew it. For a second, I almost doubted myself—but no, I was right all along!”
Nyx blinked at him, utterly bewildered.
That wasn’t the reaction she’d expected at all.
He didn’t seem remotely excited over what he’d just found out—only that he’d been correct.
It was like he wasn’t reacting as a man discovering a woman’s secret, but as a scholar confirming a theory, or a rival winning a bet.
“You know Hero, that’s not the reaction I expected.”
She poked his chest with a peculiar look on her face.
“I thought you’d be excited about the virgin part. About the lady that I’m untouched. Pure. Innocent. The kind of thing most men dream about in a woman.”
“I thought that would make you happy and jump up in excitement…But instead you seem more happy that you proved me wrong like a childish kid who doesn’t like to lose.”
“What’s up with that?”
She asked as she was genuinely confused but Luca simply scoffed and was completely unrepentant as he said,
“I don’t really care about that.”
“…What?”
“I don’t care about a women’s past or lack of it. I don’t care if she’s a virgin or if she’s been with a hundred men.”
“I also don’t want some pure, untouched prize. If interested in a woman it’s because of who she is and none of that other nonsense.”
He shrugged before smiling and adding,
“And right now, I’m more focused on the fact that I was right. That my reasoning held up.”
“That’s much more important since I was so sure of it only to forget something so crucial, which is rather embarrassing to think about.”
He laughed, genuinely amused at himself, while Nyx stared at him in wonder.
In this world, virginity and purity were everything.
Women were expected to remain untouched until marriage. Once married, divorce was forbidden—they were bound for life.
Even if a husband died, remarriage was taboo.
Men would only desire a ’pure’ woman; anything less was considered second-hand goods, tainted, unworthy of real love.
And here was Luca…shrugging it off like it was nothing.
And realising just what sort of man he was—she couldn’t help it.
She surged forward, pressing her palms to his chest as she towered over him, looking down into his face with solemn, searching eyes.
“Are you really telling the truth here?”
She asked quietly.
“Are you really saying that even if I were exactly what the rumors claim—if I really had been passed around by half the men in the village, an absolute succubus who lived only to pleasure others, who chased every desire without shame—you’d still not care?”
“You’d still love me?”
“Treat me the same way you always have?”
“Without judgment? Without disgust?”
Luca looked up at her without a trace of hesitation.
“Of course.” He said simply, arms tightening around her waist. “I don’t care about that bullshit.”
He pulled her closer, voice dropping to a low, confident growl.
“I’m more than confident in myself—knowing that I can love you better than any man ever has.”
“Give you more happiness than anyone else.”
“Make you laugh harder then any elf has.”
“And even…fuck you better then anyone alive.”
She gulped.
“Fuck you so hard, so deep, fill you up so completely that you’ll never even think about another cock again.”
“You’ll be ruined for anyone else. You’ll be addicted, utterly, hopelessly addicted to me.”
“…To this.”
He rolled his hips just enough to let her feel the thick outline of his cock pressing against her through their clothes.
“You’ll be my perfect little slave to this cock. And that’s why I don’t need to worry about anything else.”
Hearing this primal confession—Nyx’s entire body ignited.
The raw, unapologetic confidence in his eyes—combined with the sheer dominance in his words—sent a wave of heat crashing through Nyx’s body.
Her pussy clenched hard. Fresh slickness soaked through her already-damp underwear. Her entire skin flushed hot. Her breath came faster.
And then a stupid, dazed smile spread across her face.
“You…”
She whispered, voice trembling with want.
“…You really are making it so hard for me not to fall for you, Hero.”
And then, without another word she surged forward and crashed her lips against his.
Kiss!
Luca was startled for half a heartbeat—then groaned low in his throat and pulled her tighter, one hand tangling in her hair, the other gripping her ass.
“Kiss!♡~ Kiss!♡~ Mwah!♡~ Kiss!♡~ Sip!♡~”
Their tongues met instantly, hot and hungry, sliding together in a deep, messy, passionate kiss under the silver glow of the moon.
It went on and on—wet sounds, soft moans, the desperate press of bodies until finally Nyx pulled back, gasping.
Luca thought she was done.
But instead, she slid slowly down his body, graceful and lustful until she was once again on her knees between his legs.
His eyes widened.
“What are you—? I thought it was over.”
Nyx looked up at him through dark lashes, lips swollen and glistening.
“It was over before.” She murmured, already tugging his trousers open. “But right now…after that? I’m unbelievably turned on.”
She freed his cock—already hardening again and wrapped both hands around the thick base.
“And to satiate that fire, I need your cock in my mouth. Right now.”
She leaned forward, lips brushing the sensitive head.
“So, here goes…Round two of your reward.”
Luca groaned low in his throat as her warm mouth enveloped him once more.
He tipped his head back, staring up at the moon while Nyx sucked him with renewed, worshipful hunger.
And in that moment with moonlight on his skin, one of the most beautiful woman in the world kneeling between his legs, working him with desperate devotion he thought:
Yeah.
This really was the good life
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Chapters
- Chapter 267: Impregnate Us!
- Chapter 266: A New Beginning
- Chapter 265: Peace In Death
- Chapter 264: Pooping Saved The Day?
- Chapter 263: Rot-Gut Flesh Burrowing Worm
- Chapter 262: Whistle Of Death
- Chapter 261: Cruel Grandfather
- Chapter 260: Restrictions Broken
- Chapter 259: Show Me The Evidence!
- Chapter 258: What Sort Of Person Was The Former Patriarch?
- Chapter 257: Collusion
- Chapter 256: Standing Before Death
- Chapter 255: A Mother’s Sorrow
- Chapter 254: Is Julius A Victim?
- Chapter 253: Forty Years Of Love And Affection
- Chapter 252: Puppet Matriarch
- Chapter 251: A Father’s Curse
- Chapter 250: When Everything Started To Fall Apart
- Chapter 249: The Truth Or Decapitation
- Chapter 248: The Truth Shall Set You Free
- Chapter 247: Arrow Of Challenge
- Chapter 246: He Violated My Butt!
- Chapter 245: I Need Poop!
- Chapter 244: Pieces Falling Into Place
- Chapter 243: I Beg You To Impregnate The Entire Village!
- Chapter 242: Conditions To Break One’s Virginity
- Chapter 241: Corpse Mattress
- Chapter 240: The Reward You Deserve
- Chapter 239: Are You Scared Of Me?
- Chapter 238: Torture Shed
- Chapter 237: You Screwed Up Big Time
- Chapter 236: A Horse With A Horn On It’s Head
- Chapter 235: Esme Needs Backup!
- Chapter 234: End Of The Line
- Chapter 233: Elven Chicken Feed
- Chapter 232: Phonebook Down A Throat
- Chapter 231: Can I Borrow Your Handsomeness?
- Chapter 230: Disgrace Of A Husband
- Chapter 229: I Want Revenge!
- Chapter 228: Let’s Share Experiences!
- Chapter 227: I Love Him More Then You Do!
- Chapter 226: Awkward Family Reunion
- Chapter 225: Flimsy Excuses
- Chapter 224: Unexpected Guest
- Chapter 223: Edging The Hero
- Chapter 222: Death By Booty
- Chapter 221: Not Wet Enough
- Chapter 220: My Daughter’s More Experienced Then Me?!
- Chapter 219: Well Well, How The Turntables
- Chapter 218: Punishment Or Love?
- Chapter 217: Why Are You Smiling?!
- Chapter 216: The Matriarch’s Seductive Figure
- Chapter 215: Taking Responsibility
- Chapter 214: I’ll Always Be Watching Over You
- Chapter 213: A Letter From Heaven
- Chapter 212: Letters Of Gratitude
- Chapter 211: Elf Ears = Charm+
- Chapter 210: Luca And Leona—Ear-Muff Making Machines!
- Chapter 209: I Can’t Live Without You
- Chapter 208: Elven Ear-Muffs
- Chapter 207: Run And Chase
- Chapter 206: The Tree Is Running Away!
- Chapter 205: One Kiss = One Step
- Chapter 204: Last Man Standing
- Chapter 203: A Tragic, But Romantic End
- Chapter 202: Bodybuilder Or Matriarch?
- Chapter 201: What Is This Strange Liquid?
- Chapter 200: Ravaging The Matriarch
- Chapter 199: I Deserve Compensation
- Chapter 198: Unfulfilled Wishes
- Chapter 197: Forty Years Of Hidden Kindness
- Chapter 196: Please Don’t Pull Out!
- Chapter 195: The Race Of Assassins
- Chapter 194: I’m Not A Stalker!
- Chapter 193: Hidden Love
- Chapter 192: The Secret Of The Spirit Of The Forest
- Chapter 191: Secret Helper
- Chapter 190: You’re The One Who Was Moaning Right?
- Chapter 189: Why Is My Mother So Innocent?!
- Chapter 188: The Search For The Lucky Elf
- Chapter 187: A Nest, A Bird, A Egg And A Cock
- Chapter 186: The Burden Of Responsibility
- Chapter 185: The Sacred Mark
- Chapter 184: Turn Me Into A Disgrace!
- Chapter 183: I Took Your Second Virginity?!
- Chapter 182: I Accept All Of You
- Chapter 181: Identical Twins, Identical Kitties
- Chapter 180: Bountiful Fruits
- Chapter 179: First Kiss
- Chapter 178: A Letter From The Goddess
- Chapter 177: Beheading One’s Little Brother
- Chapter 176: Have I Been Drugged?
- Chapter 175: I’ll Fight The Goddess For You!
- Chapter 174: Like Aunt, Like Niece
- Chapter 173: Unresolvable Hatred
- Chapter 172: Renewable And Non Renewable Disposal
- Chapter 171: A Taste Of Blood
- Chapter 170: Innocent Brothers
- Chapter 169: Shoot Me! Shoot Me Already!
- Chapter 168: End It All
- Chapter 167: Tell Us Your Secret!
- Chapter 166: Unfamiliar Feeling
- Chapter 165: Keep Petting Me!
- Chapter 164: Recoil = Jiggling Pudding
- Chapter 163: Cuter By The Second
- Chapter 162: Exposing Her True Self
- Chapter 161: Like Mother, Like Daughters
- Chapter 160: Unquenchable Curiosity
- Chapter 159: Gun Enthusiast Or Elf Matriarch?
- Chapter 158: Elf Shooting Range
- Chapter 157: An Assassin’s Favourite Gun
- Chapter 156: I’m Willing To Trade My Virginity For This Gun!
- Chapter 155: Justice? Heh, I Just Want Blood On My Hands
- Chapter 154: Agents Of Destruction
- Chapter 153: That’s Not War, That’s Genocide
- Chapter 152: Fight For Your Future
- Chapter 151: Looming Extinction
- Chapter 150: Demon Weapon
- Chapter 149: Elf Graffiti
- Chapter 148: The Weapon That Changed The World
- Chapter 147: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!
- Chapter 146: I’ve Got Presents For You
- Chapter 145: The Unbreakable Bond Between A Mother And Daughter
- Chapter 144: Ugly Bow
- Chapter 143: Strength And Skill
- Chapter 142: Same Bow, Different Accuracy
- Chapter 141: My Sister Is Moaning?!
- Chapter 140: Unfortunate Accident
- Chapter 139: Lethal Richochet
- Chapter 138: Overwhelming Trust
- Chapter 137: Impossible Shot
- Chapter 136: Success = Brutal Death
- Chapter 135: Let’s Increase The Stakes
- Chapter 134: Are You Angry I Got Him First?
- Chapter 133: Shameless Showcase Of Superiority
- Chapter 132: Smack That Ass!
- Chapter 131: Are You Trying To Assassinate Me?
- Chapter 130: Up-And-Down Bobbing Blanket
- Chapter 129: Butt Homing Arrows
- Chapter 128: Your Seed Has Protein Right?
- Chapter 127: My Hidden Flower Is Only For You
- Chapter 126: You Got To Push It Out
- Chapter 125: What?! I’ve Got A Chicken Bone In My Butt?!
- Chapter 124: Big Booty Problems
- Chapter 123: Cock Cosplay
- Chapter 122: Best Wingwomen Ever
- Chapter 121: Feed Us As Well!
- Chapter 120: I Want Your Juicy Meat In My Mouth!
- Chapter 119: Fried Chicken With A Side Of Shit
- Chapter 118: Chipmunk Village
- Chapter 117: Kindness That Carries Over A Thousand Years
- Chapter 116: Dream Fulfilled
- Chapter 115: I Feel Like A Chicken
- Chapter 114: Massive Gamble
- Chapter 113: You Massacred My Babies!
- Chapter 112: Chicken Is Life!
- Chapter 111: Why Does This Taste So Good?!
- Chapter 110: Miraculous Fried Chicken
- Chapter 109: Five-Hundred Year Old Elf
- Chapter 108: Let The Food Speak For Itself
- Chapter 107: What Is That Delicious Smell?!
- Chapter 106: The Spirit Of The Forest
- Chapter 105: Cocks Feel Like Cocks
- Chapter 104: Finger Licking Good
- Chapter 103: She’s A Bit Of A Sadist
- Chapter 102: Lulu, Queen Of All Chickens
- Chapter 101: ANYTHING BUT THE CHICKENS!
- Chapter 100: Hardcore Vegetarians
- Chapter 99: I’ve Been Eating My Veggies!
- Chapter 98: Moonlight Mastrubator
- Chapter 97: Match Made In Heaven
- Chapter 96: The One Pulling The Strings
- Chapter 95: You’re Making It Really Hard For Me To Not Fall For You
- Chapter 94: A Whore. A Succubus. A Bitch.
- Chapter 93: Share You’re Gift With All The Women Of This World
- Chapter 92: Thank You, Godesses Above
- Chapter 91: Find My Secret Garden
- Chapter 90: Too Big Too Handle
- Chapter 89: Three Inches On A Good Day
- Chapter 88: Man Of Principles
- Chapter 87: A Dangerous Man
- Chapter 86: Betrayal And Affairs
- Chapter 85: Why Does Washing Dishes Look So Sexy?
- Chapter 84: I’ll Break The Shackles That Bind You
- Chapter 83: Do What Your Heart Desires
- Chapter 82: All Hope Is Lost
- Chapter 81: Grant Me One Wish
- Chapter 80: Banishment Of The Hero
- Chapter 79: I’d Rather Die, Then Be A Slave
- Chapter 78: He’s One Of Us
- Chapter 77: Pampered In Kisses
- Chapter 76: The Arm Of A Junkie
- Chapter 75: Hope Reignited
- Chapter 74: My Little Katawa
- Chapter 73: Want To Go On A Date?
- Chapter 72: Smartest Person In The Room
- Chapter 71: Hide Like The Rats You Are
- Chapter 70: I Read It In A Book!
- Chapter 69: Deep-throating A Book
- Chapter 68: Taste Test
- Chapter 67: Let Me At Him!
- Chapter 66 - 50% Chance Of Recovery
- Chapter 65: Look How Ugly She Is!
- Chapter 64: Eclisar’s Truce
- Chapter 63: Abyssmal Lands
- Chapter 62: Unusual Symptoms
- Chapter 61: Hidden Chains
- Chapter 60: Who Cares? We Can Make More
- Chapter 59: Children Of Evil
- Chapter 58: I’ve Got The Reciepts
- Chapter 57: I Can’t Hold Back My Strength
- Chapter 56: The Weight Of One’s Life
- Chapter 55: I Respect You
- Chapter 54: Smiling Snake
- Chapter 53: Praise And Condemnation
- Chapter 52: You’re A Baby Compared To Me!
- Chapter 51: Obedient Wife
- Chapter 50: Half-Sisters By Blood, True Sisters By Heart
- Chapter 49: Messy Family Drama
- Chapter 48: He’s My Father
- Chapter 47: Do The Thing! Do The Thing!
- Chapter 46: Lumber Jack Elves
- Chapter 45: Calamity In Human Form
- Chapter 44: Rite Of Returning Roots
- Chapter 43: Seduce A Few And Get The Entire Village For Free
- Chapter 42: Can I Go Back Home?
- Chapter 41: Father Of The Nation
- Chapter 40: Let The Kids Grow Up
- Chapter 39: More Heroes?!
- Chapter 38: Genocide Is Good
- Chapter 37: Impress Me, Hero
- Chapter 36: Animal Exhibit
- Chapter 35: A Spark Of Hope
- Chapter 34: Naughty Dreams
- Chapter 33: Trust Me! I Stopped A War Single Handedly!
- Chapter 32: The Hero Is A Human?!
- Chapter 31: She Passed On With A Smile
- Chapter 30: What Did You Do To My Mother?!
- Chapter 29: Cold-Hearted Mother
- Chapter 28: Light And Darkness
- Chapter 27: Welcome To The Elf Village!
- Chapter 26: I’m Not Building A Fertility Clinic!
- Chapter 25: Their Little Soldiers Are On Retreat
- Chapter 24: They Betrayed You?!
- Chapter 23: Regression To Primitive Times
- Chapter 22: Elven Princesses
- Chapter 21: I Trust You...A Little Bit
- Chapter 20: Humans May Not Be So Bad After All
- Chapter 19: Humans Are Stupid!
- Chapter 18: Hold Me Hostage
- Chapter 17: Strategic Retreat
- Chapter 16: He Doesn’t Have Pointy Ears!
- Chapter 15: Guardians Of The Temple?
- Chapter 14: First Stop...Elf Village
- Chapter 13: So Many Bloody Heads
- Chapter 12: Open Sesame
- Chapter 11: The Forsaken One, Bound by No Grave
- Chapter 10: Have We Summoned A Demon?!
- Chapter 9: Trust Me
- Chapter 8: Coddled To Oblivion
- Chapter 7: The Undead Speaks
- Chapter 6: Two Continents
- Chapter 5: Crispy Creature
- Chapter 4: It Burns!!!
- Chapter 3: Grotesque Abomination
- Chapter 2: Suicidal Charge
- Chapter 1: I Don’t Like The Taste Of Burnt Bread