Chapter 144: Ugly Bow
Chapter 144: Ugly Bow
Everyone was expecting something legendary.
A bow made of pure gold, perhaps, gleaming with light that rivaled the sun.
Or maybe one carved from some mystical wood that sang when you touched it.
Something that would make their eyes water with its beauty, something that felt like a gift straight from the gods themselves.
The way Luca had described it, they’d imagined something magnificent.
So, they leaned forward as his hand emerged from the portal.
Then Luca’s hand fully emerged, and the bow came into view.
But the moment they actually saw the bow—
One by one, their excited expressions crumbled.
Confusion replaced wonder.
Disappointment replaced awe.
Lulu voiced what everyone was thinking,
“…That’s it?”
This lukewarm reaction was because the bow in Luca’s hands was…strange. Very strange.
It had a string, yes. It had limbs, technically.
But it was so short—barely half the length of their longbows.
The limbs curved inward instead of outward, and at the tips, two small wheel-like mechanisms sat on the top and bottom.
Multiple strings ran between them in a complicated web, and the whole thing was wrapped in some kind of matte black material that looked utterly mundane.
No gold. No glowing. No heavenly music.
Just…wheels. And strings.
“It looks so…weird.” An elf murmured.
“Yeah, I thought it would be something else…”
“Me too. I thought it would be beautiful.”
“Like, so beautiful my eyes would hurt to look at it.”
“Instead it’s just…that.”
Lulu, never one to filter herself, squinted at the strange device.
“Yeah.”
She said thoughtfully, searching for the right word.
“It looks so…ugly.”
Hearing that comment, Luca’s eye twitched.
He’d expected awe. Praise. Amazement at the engineering marvel in his hands.
He’d expected them to recognize the pinnacle of bow design.
Instead?
They looked at it with repulsion and he was not having it one bit.
“Ugly?!”
He sputtered, holding the bow up defensively.
“What are you talking about, Lulu?! How dare you call such a magnificent creation ugly?!”
He turned the bow, showing off its sleek black limbs, the precise engineering of the wheels, the elegant cable system.
“This—this is the culmination of thousands of years of archery development! Generations of innovation, all combined to form the ultimate bow!”
“The design maximizes lightness, silent operation, easy portability—every single aspect has been refined so that archery becomes the most natural thing in the world! And you call it…”
He pointed at Lulu accusingly.
“…UGLY?!”
But Lulu, brave foolish Lulu, stood her ground.
“Oh, come on, Luca! Look at it!” She gestured emphatically. “The longbow was long and beautiful! Even the recurve bow had graceful curves!”
“But this one is so tiny and stubby! It doesn’t look like a bow at all!”
Another elf chimed in, “And the strings, Hero! A bow is supposed to have one string! Look at all those—they’re hanging everywhere! It’s so messy!”
“Those weird wheel things on the ends are so distracting!”
“It looks like something a dwarf made in a hurry and called it a day!”
The elves nodded in agreement, a chorus of disappointment washing over the clearing.
Luca’s expression grew increasingly frustrated.
But then—
A small voice cut through.
“Um…I think I like it.”
Everyone turned.
Luna stood with her hand raised hesitantly, cheeks faintly pink.
“I think I like it very much, Luca. I think it looks…interesting.”
But the moment she said, all the elves glared at her.
“Oh, shut up, Luna!”
“You’re only saying that because you like him!”
“Exactly! You’d probably like it if he handed you a stick and called it a bow!”
“Your opinion doesn’t count here, you hero fanatic!”
Luna’s face went bright red.
“S-Shut up! All of you, shut up! It’s nothing like that! I genuinely like it!”
She looked away, ears burning.
“It’s…unique. That’s all.”
Luca watched this exchange with a mix of amusement and lingering frustration.
But the frustration won out.
“Be quiet, all of you!” He called out, raising his voice. “I will not hear another word of criticism!”
The elves fell silent, though skeptical looks remained.
“This bow…” Luca continued, holding it up like a sacred relic. “…is the epitome of archery technology from my world.”
“And since you all hate it so much, I’m going to make you fall in love with it. I’m going to make you think you can’t live without such an amazing bow.”
He scanned the crowd, eyes landing on a small figure near the front.
“And to do that, I need you—” He pointed. “Lisa. Come here.”
“Me? You want me?” Lisa, who was with her friends pointed at herself.
“Yes, you. Come here right now.”
Lisa glanced at her friends, then hurried forward, curious and excited.
The other elves watched with confusion—what did Luca want with a child?
Once she stood before him, Luca knelt down with a warm smile.
“Now then.” He said, loud enough for everyone to hear. “Let me show you all just how amazing this bow really is. I’m going to do that by demonstrating something that none of you thought is possible.”
“And that is…”
He stood, gesturing toward Lisa.
“…Lisa over here is going to shoot this bow and hit that target over there.”
He pointed to a target not too far away, but certainly not close—a respectable distance that would challenge any novice.
And the reaction was immediate.
Shock. Disbelief. Outright laughter.
“What?!”
“Did he just say lisa is going to shoot?!”
“Hero, that’s impossible! We can barely pull our bows fully, and you want a child to do it?!”
“She’s ten in human years, that’s practically a baby!”
“There’s no way!”
“There’s absolutely no chance!”
Luca grinned at their reactions.
“Think what you want. I’ll prove you wrong.”
He turned back to Lisa, his expression softening.
“What about you, Lisa? Do you want to shoot a bow right now? Do you want to shoot a bow and arrow?”
Lisa’s out the biggest smile and she started bouncing on her heels, unable to contain herself.
“Yes! Yes, big brother! Yes, I really really do!”
She grabbed his sleeve, words tumbling out in a rush.
“I tried once—I tried to lift my mother’s bow when she wasn’t looking! But I couldn’t even pick it up because it was so heavy!”
“And I’ve always—always wanted to shoot a bow and arrow! It’s been my dream!”
Luca chuckled, patting her head gently.
“Good girl. Then let’s make that dream come true.”
He set down the compound bow and reached into his portal again.
This time, he produced a smaller version of the same design—a youth model compound bow, scaled perfectly for Lisa’s size.
The elves murmured curiously.
Luca knelt beside Lisa, showing her how to hold the bow, how to grip the string, where to place her fingers.
He explained about the trigger release, the let-off, how the cams would do most of the work once she got past the initial draw.
Lisa listened intently, nodding at every instruction.
Finally, Luca nocked an arrow for her and stood back.
“Now watch, all of you.” He announced to the crowd. “Watch as Lisa does something you thought was impossible.”
He looked down at the girl.
“Go on, Lisa. It’ll be hard at first—you’ll feel a lot of resistance. But once you pull it about halfway, it’ll get much easier. Trust the bow.”
Lisa nodded, face set with determination.
She did exactly as instructed. First, she pointed the bow downward, as Luca had shown her.
Then she began to pull.
Immediately, her face scrunched with effort.
The draw was tough—even with the compound bow’s mechanical advantage, it still required strength to get the pulleyes to rotate.
The elves watched, some smirking, others genuinely curious.
“She can’t do it.”
“No way she pulls that back.”
But Lisa kept pulling. Her small arms trembled with effort, her jaw set with determination—
And then—
Click.
The cams rotated. The draw weight dropped.
Lisa’s arms relaxed as she brought the bow up, the string held effortlessly at full draw.
Gasps erupted from the crowd.
“SHE DID IT!”
“She actually pulled it!”
“Look, she’s holding it! She’s holding it steady!”
“Oh my gods, that’s incredible!”
“Good job, Lisa.” Luca smiled. “Now, take aim at that target over there. Just like I showed you. And when you’re ready, shoot.”
Lisa nodded, her tongue poking out slightly in concentration.
She aimed.
The crowd held their breath.
And she released.
Phoosh!
The arrow flew—not as fast as an adult’s shot, not as powerful, but it flew.
Straight and true across the clearing and it hit.
Thunk!
But it didn’t hit the target and instead it missed the target by a handspan, thudding into the tree behind it.
But that didn’t matter.
Because the arrow had traveled the full distance. It had flown with enough force to stick in the wood and that was done by a actual child.
The elves erupted.
“OH MY GODS!”
“The arrow actually flew that FAR?!”
“Did you see that?! It went all the way!”
“With how easily she pulled it, I thought it would just drop on the ground!”
“But it flew! It actually flew!”
“That bow—what is that bow?! Even though she drew it back, it shouldn’t have that much power. What kind of sorcery is that?”
Lisa herself stood frozen, staring at where her arrow had landed. Then her face split into the biggest grin imaginable.
“I did it! Big brother, I did it!”
Luca laughed, ruffling her hair and producing a small piece of candy from somewhere.
“You did amazing, Lisa. Here—a reward.”
Lisa grabbed the candy like it was treasure and ran back to her friends, who immediately surrounded her with excited questions and envious stares.
Luca then stood and faced the crowd with a triumphant smirk.
The elves were no longer laughing. They were staring at the compound bow with new eyes—curious, hungry, wanting eyes.
“And that’s not all.” He announced, his voice carrying. “Now, not only will a child shoot a bow…”
“…I’m going to do something even more unbelievable next.”
Luca scanned them slowly, until his gaze landed on one particular elf.
Luna.
She froze, suddenly wary.
“You see Luna over there?” Luca pointed.
Everyone looked.
“Well, I’m going to take her—the one you all love to tease and I’m going to make her shoot an arrow straight through that target.”
Luca pointed at her, then at a target in the far distance—the same one Leona had shot earlier, maybe even farther.
“And not just hit it.” Luca continued. “I’m going to make her shoot an arrow straight through the center. Bullseye.”
For a moment they thought he was telling a joke to liven the mood.
But when they realised he was serious—they burst out laughing.
“WHAT?!”
“Did he just say LUNA?!”
“Luna shooting a bullseye?! At that distance?!”
“Oh gods, I can’t breathe—”
“First Lisa was believable—a child shooting made sense with that weird bow! But luna?!”
“Luna couldn’t hit a target if it was right in front of her face!”
“That’s the biggest joke I’ve ever heard!”
Some elves actually fell to the ground, rolling in the grass. Others slapped each other on the back, tears streaming down their faces.
Even Nyx, standing off to the side, couldn’t help but chuckle silently, her shoulders shaking with suppressed amusement.
Luna’s face went through several shades of red.
“YOU GUYS!” She shouted, stomping her foot. “You’re going too FAR! I’m not as bad as you think!”
She crossed her arms huffily.
“I can definitely hit that target if I put my mind to it!”
This only made everyone laugh harder.
“Hahahaha! She’s delusional!”
“Poor kid thinks that just because she’s Leona’s daughter, she can do the same as well!”
Lulu stumbled over, throwing an arm around her sister’s shoulders with exaggerated affection.
“Of course you can, Luna! Of course you can! And if you really put your mind to it, I’m sure you could shoot a dragon right out of the sky! Maybe even two! At the same time!”
“HAHAHAHA!”
“Luna, dragon slayer!”
“Maybe she’ll save the village single-handedly!”
“STOOOOP!” Luna wailed, ears flat against her head in humiliation.
Luca watched the chaos with a satisfied smile.
“Laugh now.” He called out, voice carrying easily. “Laugh all you want. But when Luna sinks that arrow into the bullseye, I expect every single one of you to apologize to her.”
The laughter stuttered slightly.
Luca’s grin widened.
“Now then—Luna. Get over here.”
“Let’s show prove to them that you’re not as useless when it comes to archery as they think you may be.”
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- Chapter 267: Impregnate Us!
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- Chapter 265: Peace In Death
- Chapter 264: Pooping Saved The Day?
- Chapter 263: Rot-Gut Flesh Burrowing Worm
- Chapter 262: Whistle Of Death
- Chapter 261: Cruel Grandfather
- Chapter 260: Restrictions Broken
- Chapter 259: Show Me The Evidence!
- Chapter 258: What Sort Of Person Was The Former Patriarch?
- Chapter 257: Collusion
- Chapter 256: Standing Before Death
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- Chapter 254: Is Julius A Victim?
- Chapter 253: Forty Years Of Love And Affection
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- Chapter 251: A Father’s Curse
- Chapter 250: When Everything Started To Fall Apart
- Chapter 249: The Truth Or Decapitation
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- Chapter 247: Arrow Of Challenge
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- Chapter 238: Torture Shed
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- Chapter 236: A Horse With A Horn On It’s Head
- Chapter 235: Esme Needs Backup!
- Chapter 234: End Of The Line
- Chapter 233: Elven Chicken Feed
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- Chapter 231: Can I Borrow Your Handsomeness?
- Chapter 230: Disgrace Of A Husband
- Chapter 229: I Want Revenge!
- Chapter 228: Let’s Share Experiences!
- Chapter 227: I Love Him More Then You Do!
- Chapter 226: Awkward Family Reunion
- Chapter 225: Flimsy Excuses
- Chapter 224: Unexpected Guest
- Chapter 223: Edging The Hero
- Chapter 222: Death By Booty
- Chapter 221: Not Wet Enough
- Chapter 220: My Daughter’s More Experienced Then Me?!
- Chapter 219: Well Well, How The Turntables
- Chapter 218: Punishment Or Love?
- Chapter 217: Why Are You Smiling?!
- Chapter 216: The Matriarch’s Seductive Figure
- Chapter 215: Taking Responsibility
- Chapter 214: I’ll Always Be Watching Over You
- Chapter 213: A Letter From Heaven
- Chapter 212: Letters Of Gratitude
- Chapter 211: Elf Ears = Charm+
- Chapter 210: Luca And Leona—Ear-Muff Making Machines!
- Chapter 209: I Can’t Live Without You
- Chapter 208: Elven Ear-Muffs
- Chapter 207: Run And Chase
- Chapter 206: The Tree Is Running Away!
- Chapter 205: One Kiss = One Step
- Chapter 204: Last Man Standing
- Chapter 203: A Tragic, But Romantic End
- Chapter 202: Bodybuilder Or Matriarch?
- Chapter 201: What Is This Strange Liquid?
- Chapter 200: Ravaging The Matriarch
- Chapter 199: I Deserve Compensation
- Chapter 198: Unfulfilled Wishes
- Chapter 197: Forty Years Of Hidden Kindness
- Chapter 196: Please Don’t Pull Out!
- Chapter 195: The Race Of Assassins
- Chapter 194: I’m Not A Stalker!
- Chapter 193: Hidden Love
- Chapter 192: The Secret Of The Spirit Of The Forest
- Chapter 191: Secret Helper
- Chapter 190: You’re The One Who Was Moaning Right?
- Chapter 189: Why Is My Mother So Innocent?!
- Chapter 188: The Search For The Lucky Elf
- Chapter 187: A Nest, A Bird, A Egg And A Cock
- Chapter 186: The Burden Of Responsibility
- Chapter 185: The Sacred Mark
- Chapter 184: Turn Me Into A Disgrace!
- Chapter 183: I Took Your Second Virginity?!
- Chapter 182: I Accept All Of You
- Chapter 181: Identical Twins, Identical Kitties
- Chapter 180: Bountiful Fruits
- Chapter 179: First Kiss
- Chapter 178: A Letter From The Goddess
- Chapter 177: Beheading One’s Little Brother
- Chapter 176: Have I Been Drugged?
- Chapter 175: I’ll Fight The Goddess For You!
- Chapter 174: Like Aunt, Like Niece
- Chapter 173: Unresolvable Hatred
- Chapter 172: Renewable And Non Renewable Disposal
- Chapter 171: A Taste Of Blood
- Chapter 170: Innocent Brothers
- Chapter 169: Shoot Me! Shoot Me Already!
- Chapter 168: End It All
- Chapter 167: Tell Us Your Secret!
- Chapter 166: Unfamiliar Feeling
- Chapter 165: Keep Petting Me!
- Chapter 164: Recoil = Jiggling Pudding
- Chapter 163: Cuter By The Second
- Chapter 162: Exposing Her True Self
- Chapter 161: Like Mother, Like Daughters
- Chapter 160: Unquenchable Curiosity
- Chapter 159: Gun Enthusiast Or Elf Matriarch?
- Chapter 158: Elf Shooting Range
- Chapter 157: An Assassin’s Favourite Gun
- Chapter 156: I’m Willing To Trade My Virginity For This Gun!
- Chapter 155: Justice? Heh, I Just Want Blood On My Hands
- Chapter 154: Agents Of Destruction
- Chapter 153: That’s Not War, That’s Genocide
- Chapter 152: Fight For Your Future
- Chapter 151: Looming Extinction
- Chapter 150: Demon Weapon
- Chapter 149: Elf Graffiti
- Chapter 148: The Weapon That Changed The World
- Chapter 147: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!
- Chapter 146: I’ve Got Presents For You
- Chapter 145: The Unbreakable Bond Between A Mother And Daughter
- Chapter 144: Ugly Bow
- Chapter 143: Strength And Skill
- Chapter 142: Same Bow, Different Accuracy
- Chapter 141: My Sister Is Moaning?!
- Chapter 140: Unfortunate Accident
- Chapter 139: Lethal Richochet
- Chapter 138: Overwhelming Trust
- Chapter 137: Impossible Shot
- Chapter 136: Success = Brutal Death
- Chapter 135: Let’s Increase The Stakes
- Chapter 134: Are You Angry I Got Him First?
- Chapter 133: Shameless Showcase Of Superiority
- Chapter 132: Smack That Ass!
- Chapter 131: Are You Trying To Assassinate Me?
- Chapter 130: Up-And-Down Bobbing Blanket
- Chapter 129: Butt Homing Arrows
- Chapter 128: Your Seed Has Protein Right?
- Chapter 127: My Hidden Flower Is Only For You
- Chapter 126: You Got To Push It Out
- Chapter 125: What?! I’ve Got A Chicken Bone In My Butt?!
- Chapter 124: Big Booty Problems
- Chapter 123: Cock Cosplay
- Chapter 122: Best Wingwomen Ever
- Chapter 121: Feed Us As Well!
- Chapter 120: I Want Your Juicy Meat In My Mouth!
- Chapter 119: Fried Chicken With A Side Of Shit
- Chapter 118: Chipmunk Village
- Chapter 117: Kindness That Carries Over A Thousand Years
- Chapter 116: Dream Fulfilled
- Chapter 115: I Feel Like A Chicken
- Chapter 114: Massive Gamble
- Chapter 113: You Massacred My Babies!
- Chapter 112: Chicken Is Life!
- Chapter 111: Why Does This Taste So Good?!
- Chapter 110: Miraculous Fried Chicken
- Chapter 109: Five-Hundred Year Old Elf
- Chapter 108: Let The Food Speak For Itself
- Chapter 107: What Is That Delicious Smell?!
- Chapter 106: The Spirit Of The Forest
- Chapter 105: Cocks Feel Like Cocks
- Chapter 104: Finger Licking Good
- Chapter 103: She’s A Bit Of A Sadist
- Chapter 102: Lulu, Queen Of All Chickens
- Chapter 101: ANYTHING BUT THE CHICKENS!
- Chapter 100: Hardcore Vegetarians
- Chapter 99: I’ve Been Eating My Veggies!
- Chapter 98: Moonlight Mastrubator
- Chapter 97: Match Made In Heaven
- Chapter 96: The One Pulling The Strings
- Chapter 95: You’re Making It Really Hard For Me To Not Fall For You
- Chapter 94: A Whore. A Succubus. A Bitch.
- Chapter 93: Share You’re Gift With All The Women Of This World
- Chapter 92: Thank You, Godesses Above
- Chapter 91: Find My Secret Garden
- Chapter 90: Too Big Too Handle
- Chapter 89: Three Inches On A Good Day
- Chapter 88: Man Of Principles
- Chapter 87: A Dangerous Man
- Chapter 86: Betrayal And Affairs
- Chapter 85: Why Does Washing Dishes Look So Sexy?
- Chapter 84: I’ll Break The Shackles That Bind You
- Chapter 83: Do What Your Heart Desires
- Chapter 82: All Hope Is Lost
- Chapter 81: Grant Me One Wish
- Chapter 80: Banishment Of The Hero
- Chapter 79: I’d Rather Die, Then Be A Slave
- Chapter 78: He’s One Of Us
- Chapter 77: Pampered In Kisses
- Chapter 76: The Arm Of A Junkie
- Chapter 75: Hope Reignited
- Chapter 74: My Little Katawa
- Chapter 73: Want To Go On A Date?
- Chapter 72: Smartest Person In The Room
- Chapter 71: Hide Like The Rats You Are
- Chapter 70: I Read It In A Book!
- Chapter 69: Deep-throating A Book
- Chapter 68: Taste Test
- Chapter 67: Let Me At Him!
- Chapter 66 - 50% Chance Of Recovery
- Chapter 65: Look How Ugly She Is!
- Chapter 64: Eclisar’s Truce
- Chapter 63: Abyssmal Lands
- Chapter 62: Unusual Symptoms
- Chapter 61: Hidden Chains
- Chapter 60: Who Cares? We Can Make More
- Chapter 59: Children Of Evil
- Chapter 58: I’ve Got The Reciepts
- Chapter 57: I Can’t Hold Back My Strength
- Chapter 56: The Weight Of One’s Life
- Chapter 55: I Respect You
- Chapter 54: Smiling Snake
- Chapter 53: Praise And Condemnation
- Chapter 52: You’re A Baby Compared To Me!
- Chapter 51: Obedient Wife
- Chapter 50: Half-Sisters By Blood, True Sisters By Heart
- Chapter 49: Messy Family Drama
- Chapter 48: He’s My Father
- Chapter 47: Do The Thing! Do The Thing!
- Chapter 46: Lumber Jack Elves
- Chapter 45: Calamity In Human Form
- Chapter 44: Rite Of Returning Roots
- Chapter 43: Seduce A Few And Get The Entire Village For Free
- Chapter 42: Can I Go Back Home?
- Chapter 41: Father Of The Nation
- Chapter 40: Let The Kids Grow Up
- Chapter 39: More Heroes?!
- Chapter 38: Genocide Is Good
- Chapter 37: Impress Me, Hero
- Chapter 36: Animal Exhibit
- Chapter 35: A Spark Of Hope
- Chapter 34: Naughty Dreams
- Chapter 33: Trust Me! I Stopped A War Single Handedly!
- Chapter 32: The Hero Is A Human?!
- Chapter 31: She Passed On With A Smile
- Chapter 30: What Did You Do To My Mother?!
- Chapter 29: Cold-Hearted Mother
- Chapter 28: Light And Darkness
- Chapter 27: Welcome To The Elf Village!
- Chapter 26: I’m Not Building A Fertility Clinic!
- Chapter 25: Their Little Soldiers Are On Retreat
- Chapter 24: They Betrayed You?!
- Chapter 23: Regression To Primitive Times
- Chapter 22: Elven Princesses
- Chapter 21: I Trust You...A Little Bit
- Chapter 20: Humans May Not Be So Bad After All
- Chapter 19: Humans Are Stupid!
- Chapter 18: Hold Me Hostage
- Chapter 17: Strategic Retreat
- Chapter 16: He Doesn’t Have Pointy Ears!
- Chapter 15: Guardians Of The Temple?
- Chapter 14: First Stop...Elf Village
- Chapter 13: So Many Bloody Heads
- Chapter 12: Open Sesame
- Chapter 11: The Forsaken One, Bound by No Grave
- Chapter 10: Have We Summoned A Demon?!
- Chapter 9: Trust Me
- Chapter 8: Coddled To Oblivion
- Chapter 7: The Undead Speaks
- Chapter 6: Two Continents
- Chapter 5: Crispy Creature
- Chapter 4: It Burns!!!
- Chapter 3: Grotesque Abomination
- Chapter 2: Suicidal Charge
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