Chapter 129: Butt Homing Arrows
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Chapter 129: Butt Homing Arrows
Even though the night had long since given way to morning, sunlight now streaming through the open window—
—Luca and Luna still hadn’t stopped.
They’d done everything except actual penetration.
Luca had pumped thick ropes of cum across her back again and again, licked and sucked every inch of her until she was trembling and dripping, kissed her until their lips were swollen, squeezed and worshipped her heavy breasts until her nipples were dark and sensitive, tasted every part of her body he could reach.
And yet neither of them had any intention of stopping, which was obvious with how they were still active in the morning.
Right now, Luca was propped up on the bed looking blissed-out and drowsy, while Lulu—completely naked—crouched between his spread thighs.
Her big, juicy breasts hung heavy and full beneath her, swaying gently with every movement; her round ass stuck up in the air behind her, cheeks parted just enough to show the glistening cleft between them.
She had both hands wrapped around the base of his still-hard cock, treating the thick, veined shaft like the world’s most delicious popsicle.
She couldn’t quite fit the head fully into her mouth yet, so instead she was licking it all over with long, eager swipes of her tongue.
Up one side, down the other, circling the sensitive underside, lapping at the slit whenever another bead of precum welled up.
Every few licks she’d pull back, look up at him with those big, adoring blue eyes and and ask in the sweetest, most earnest voice:
“Am I doing good, Luca? Am I doing a good job? Should I lick harder…or softer?”
Luca’s heart melted every single time.
He reached down, gently patting her head—fingers threading through her soft hair.
“You’re doing an amazing job, Lulu. Absolutely fabulous. Just keep going exactly like that.”
Her whole face lit up with happiness.
She let out a delighted little squeak, wiggled her ass back and forth in pure joy, and dove right back in—licking even more enthusiastically, tongue swirling around the head like she was trying to savor every last drop.
While she did that, Luca let his head tip back against the wall, eyes half-lidded.
He felt…impossibly relaxed.
The kind of bone-deep contentment that made his eyelids heavy. He could honestly just drift off right now, maybe sleep straight through until afternoon.
With Lulu curled up against him, her soft, chubby body pressed to his side like the world’s best blanket, he wouldn’t even need covers.
Just hug her close, feel her warmth, her plush curves molding perfectly against him, and sink into the sweetest sleep of his life.
His eyes were just starting to close…
When suddenly—
“OH NO! THE ARROW! THE ARROW’S GOING UP!”
“IT’S HEADING TOWARD GUEST HOUSE—THAT’S THE HERO’S PLACE!”
Shouts from outside. Panicked voices. Footsteps running.
Luca’s eyes snapped open.
Before he could even process what was happening—
An arrow whistled through the open bedroom window in a perfect, deadly arc.
It had been shot from somewhere far below, but the trajectory was flawless.
And it was shockingly aimed straight at Lulu’s upturned ass—
—straight at her tiny, still-slightly-gaping asshole!
Luca’s heart stopped.
A chicken bone entering her butt was one thing.
But an actual arrow?
That would be catastrophic.
Lulu had just started to turn her head, confused by the shouting—
—when Luca lunged forward.
Whoosh! Grab!
His hand shot out and closed around the shaft of the arrow just centimeters—literal centimeters—before the razor-sharp head could touch her pucker.
The force of it vibrated through his palm and if he’d been even half a second slower…
…it was a nightmare to even think about.
And while he was wondering if the arrows in the village had some sort of homing beacon towards Lulu’s butt, Lulu froze.
She twisted fully around now, eyes huge as she stared at the arrow quivering in Luca’s fist—so close the fletching nearly brushed her skin.
One more heartbeat and it would have pierced straight through.
She stared in trembling shock.
“…What the hell…?” Her voice cracked. “What the actual hell?!”
Then the shock flipped to pure outrage.
She whipped her head around fully, breasts jiggling wildly with the motion.
“What the HELL just happened?! Who in the world just shot that arrow?!”
She shook her hips in fury, making her ass cheeks clap together indignantly.
“I already got shot in the butt with an arrow once! And now someone’s trying to do it AGAIN?! Do they have no shame?! NO SHAME AT ALL?!”
She slapped her own cheek for emphasis, sending ripples across the plush flesh.
“At least if you’re gonna shoot me, aim somewhere else! Why does it always have to be my butt?! Do you want my other cheek pierced too?!”
She then spun toward Luca, who was still holding the arrow like it was a live snake and immediately launched herself at him.
She peppered frantic kisses all over his face—cheeks, nose, forehead, lips—mumbling between each one.
“Luca—thank you—thank you so much! Kiss!♡~”
“You saved me—you saved me from that horrible thing! Smooch!♡~ If you hadn’t caught it—I would’ve had an arrow sticking out of my butt!”
“I’d be the laughingstock of the entire village—so thank you—thank you! Smooch!♡~”
She then pulled back just long enough to glare furiously toward the open window.
“Who the hell even shot that damn arrow?! It has to be some enemy of mine!”
“They knew they couldn’t take down the great Lulu in a fair fight, so they used this underhanded technique! Attacking me while I’m in bed! It’s a good thing you were here or they would’ve won!”
She puffed her chest out proudly.
“Now I just want to know who is this bastard that’s out for me?! It has to be my worst enemy, my arch-nemesis!”
“Let me find that person and I’ll slap them around until they apologize for what they did to my poor butt!”
Before Luca could respond—
Fast footsteps could be heard coming up the ladder to the treehouse.
Then a familiar, breathless voice—
“Oh my gods—I’m so sorry, Luca! I’m so sorry! I’m so sorry for shooting that arrow—please—please forgive me!”
Both of them froze.
It was actually…Luna’s voice!
Luca’s eyes widened in disbelief.
Lulu’s mouth fell open.
“…Luna…?”
Never would she have expected her arch-nemesis to be her own blood sister.
And while Lulu was wondering if her sister was trying to shoot her butt, since she was jealous of her nice bottom and wanted to ruin it—
—Luca realised that the footsteps reached the top and Luna would be here any instant and witness this entire scene.
And even though he didn’t really care, he knew that Lulu would die of shame, so he reacted instantly.
“Lulu—hide! Hide somewhere—now!”
But the bedroom was small. No closet. No real cover.
And the footsteps were already at the door.
So, with no other choice, Luca grabbed Lulu by the hips, pulled her down so she was crouched low between his legs again—ass arched up toward him—then yanked the white bedsheet over her entire body like a makeshift tent.
Her head ended up right in his lap again, face inches from his cock; her ass stuck out beneath the blanket’s edge, but at least the rest of her was hidden.
And just then—the door burst open.
Luna stumbled in—sweaty, flushed, bow still clutched in one hand, face the picture of guilt and panic.
“I’m so sorry, Luca—I’m so sorry!” She panted. “I was practicing bow-and-arrow with the other girls down below and I slipped on a rock just like Lulu did that one time and my shot went wild!”
“All my other arrows were weak today, but this one—it flew super high and strong and somehow curved right toward your treehouse!”
“I hope you’re okay! I hope I didn’t hit you or anything!”
“I’d never forgive myself if I hurt you—”
She finally focused on the room.
And froze.
Luca was sitting propped against the headboard with an awkward half-smile on his face.
And right beside him, under the sheet was a very obvious, very round shape: two plush ass cheeks peeking out from beneath the blanket’s hem, arched high, completely bare.
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- Chapter 267: Impregnate Us!
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- Chapter 265: Peace In Death
- Chapter 264: Pooping Saved The Day?
- Chapter 263: Rot-Gut Flesh Burrowing Worm
- Chapter 262: Whistle Of Death
- Chapter 261: Cruel Grandfather
- Chapter 260: Restrictions Broken
- Chapter 259: Show Me The Evidence!
- Chapter 258: What Sort Of Person Was The Former Patriarch?
- Chapter 257: Collusion
- Chapter 256: Standing Before Death
- Chapter 255: A Mother’s Sorrow
- Chapter 254: Is Julius A Victim?
- Chapter 253: Forty Years Of Love And Affection
- Chapter 252: Puppet Matriarch
- Chapter 251: A Father’s Curse
- Chapter 250: When Everything Started To Fall Apart
- Chapter 249: The Truth Or Decapitation
- Chapter 248: The Truth Shall Set You Free
- Chapter 247: Arrow Of Challenge
- Chapter 246: He Violated My Butt!
- Chapter 245: I Need Poop!
- Chapter 244: Pieces Falling Into Place
- Chapter 243: I Beg You To Impregnate The Entire Village!
- Chapter 242: Conditions To Break One’s Virginity
- Chapter 241: Corpse Mattress
- Chapter 240: The Reward You Deserve
- Chapter 239: Are You Scared Of Me?
- Chapter 238: Torture Shed
- Chapter 237: You Screwed Up Big Time
- Chapter 236: A Horse With A Horn On It’s Head
- Chapter 235: Esme Needs Backup!
- Chapter 234: End Of The Line
- Chapter 233: Elven Chicken Feed
- Chapter 232: Phonebook Down A Throat
- Chapter 231: Can I Borrow Your Handsomeness?
- Chapter 230: Disgrace Of A Husband
- Chapter 229: I Want Revenge!
- Chapter 228: Let’s Share Experiences!
- Chapter 227: I Love Him More Then You Do!
- Chapter 226: Awkward Family Reunion
- Chapter 225: Flimsy Excuses
- Chapter 224: Unexpected Guest
- Chapter 223: Edging The Hero
- Chapter 222: Death By Booty
- Chapter 221: Not Wet Enough
- Chapter 220: My Daughter’s More Experienced Then Me?!
- Chapter 219: Well Well, How The Turntables
- Chapter 218: Punishment Or Love?
- Chapter 217: Why Are You Smiling?!
- Chapter 216: The Matriarch’s Seductive Figure
- Chapter 215: Taking Responsibility
- Chapter 214: I’ll Always Be Watching Over You
- Chapter 213: A Letter From Heaven
- Chapter 212: Letters Of Gratitude
- Chapter 211: Elf Ears = Charm+
- Chapter 210: Luca And Leona—Ear-Muff Making Machines!
- Chapter 209: I Can’t Live Without You
- Chapter 208: Elven Ear-Muffs
- Chapter 207: Run And Chase
- Chapter 206: The Tree Is Running Away!
- Chapter 205: One Kiss = One Step
- Chapter 204: Last Man Standing
- Chapter 203: A Tragic, But Romantic End
- Chapter 202: Bodybuilder Or Matriarch?
- Chapter 201: What Is This Strange Liquid?
- Chapter 200: Ravaging The Matriarch
- Chapter 199: I Deserve Compensation
- Chapter 198: Unfulfilled Wishes
- Chapter 197: Forty Years Of Hidden Kindness
- Chapter 196: Please Don’t Pull Out!
- Chapter 195: The Race Of Assassins
- Chapter 194: I’m Not A Stalker!
- Chapter 193: Hidden Love
- Chapter 192: The Secret Of The Spirit Of The Forest
- Chapter 191: Secret Helper
- Chapter 190: You’re The One Who Was Moaning Right?
- Chapter 189: Why Is My Mother So Innocent?!
- Chapter 188: The Search For The Lucky Elf
- Chapter 187: A Nest, A Bird, A Egg And A Cock
- Chapter 186: The Burden Of Responsibility
- Chapter 185: The Sacred Mark
- Chapter 184: Turn Me Into A Disgrace!
- Chapter 183: I Took Your Second Virginity?!
- Chapter 182: I Accept All Of You
- Chapter 181: Identical Twins, Identical Kitties
- Chapter 180: Bountiful Fruits
- Chapter 179: First Kiss
- Chapter 178: A Letter From The Goddess
- Chapter 177: Beheading One’s Little Brother
- Chapter 176: Have I Been Drugged?
- Chapter 175: I’ll Fight The Goddess For You!
- Chapter 174: Like Aunt, Like Niece
- Chapter 173: Unresolvable Hatred
- Chapter 172: Renewable And Non Renewable Disposal
- Chapter 171: A Taste Of Blood
- Chapter 170: Innocent Brothers
- Chapter 169: Shoot Me! Shoot Me Already!
- Chapter 168: End It All
- Chapter 167: Tell Us Your Secret!
- Chapter 166: Unfamiliar Feeling
- Chapter 165: Keep Petting Me!
- Chapter 164: Recoil = Jiggling Pudding
- Chapter 163: Cuter By The Second
- Chapter 162: Exposing Her True Self
- Chapter 161: Like Mother, Like Daughters
- Chapter 160: Unquenchable Curiosity
- Chapter 159: Gun Enthusiast Or Elf Matriarch?
- Chapter 158: Elf Shooting Range
- Chapter 157: An Assassin’s Favourite Gun
- Chapter 156: I’m Willing To Trade My Virginity For This Gun!
- Chapter 155: Justice? Heh, I Just Want Blood On My Hands
- Chapter 154: Agents Of Destruction
- Chapter 153: That’s Not War, That’s Genocide
- Chapter 152: Fight For Your Future
- Chapter 151: Looming Extinction
- Chapter 150: Demon Weapon
- Chapter 149: Elf Graffiti
- Chapter 148: The Weapon That Changed The World
- Chapter 147: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!
- Chapter 146: I’ve Got Presents For You
- Chapter 145: The Unbreakable Bond Between A Mother And Daughter
- Chapter 144: Ugly Bow
- Chapter 143: Strength And Skill
- Chapter 142: Same Bow, Different Accuracy
- Chapter 141: My Sister Is Moaning?!
- Chapter 140: Unfortunate Accident
- Chapter 139: Lethal Richochet
- Chapter 138: Overwhelming Trust
- Chapter 137: Impossible Shot
- Chapter 136: Success = Brutal Death
- Chapter 135: Let’s Increase The Stakes
- Chapter 134: Are You Angry I Got Him First?
- Chapter 133: Shameless Showcase Of Superiority
- Chapter 132: Smack That Ass!
- Chapter 131: Are You Trying To Assassinate Me?
- Chapter 130: Up-And-Down Bobbing Blanket
- Chapter 129: Butt Homing Arrows
- Chapter 128: Your Seed Has Protein Right?
- Chapter 127: My Hidden Flower Is Only For You
- Chapter 126: You Got To Push It Out
- Chapter 125: What?! I’ve Got A Chicken Bone In My Butt?!
- Chapter 124: Big Booty Problems
- Chapter 123: Cock Cosplay
- Chapter 122: Best Wingwomen Ever
- Chapter 121: Feed Us As Well!
- Chapter 120: I Want Your Juicy Meat In My Mouth!
- Chapter 119: Fried Chicken With A Side Of Shit
- Chapter 118: Chipmunk Village
- Chapter 117: Kindness That Carries Over A Thousand Years
- Chapter 116: Dream Fulfilled
- Chapter 115: I Feel Like A Chicken
- Chapter 114: Massive Gamble
- Chapter 113: You Massacred My Babies!
- Chapter 112: Chicken Is Life!
- Chapter 111: Why Does This Taste So Good?!
- Chapter 110: Miraculous Fried Chicken
- Chapter 109: Five-Hundred Year Old Elf
- Chapter 108: Let The Food Speak For Itself
- Chapter 107: What Is That Delicious Smell?!
- Chapter 106: The Spirit Of The Forest
- Chapter 105: Cocks Feel Like Cocks
- Chapter 104: Finger Licking Good
- Chapter 103: She’s A Bit Of A Sadist
- Chapter 102: Lulu, Queen Of All Chickens
- Chapter 101: ANYTHING BUT THE CHICKENS!
- Chapter 100: Hardcore Vegetarians
- Chapter 99: I’ve Been Eating My Veggies!
- Chapter 98: Moonlight Mastrubator
- Chapter 97: Match Made In Heaven
- Chapter 96: The One Pulling The Strings
- Chapter 95: You’re Making It Really Hard For Me To Not Fall For You
- Chapter 94: A Whore. A Succubus. A Bitch.
- Chapter 93: Share You’re Gift With All The Women Of This World
- Chapter 92: Thank You, Godesses Above
- Chapter 91: Find My Secret Garden
- Chapter 90: Too Big Too Handle
- Chapter 89: Three Inches On A Good Day
- Chapter 88: Man Of Principles
- Chapter 87: A Dangerous Man
- Chapter 86: Betrayal And Affairs
- Chapter 85: Why Does Washing Dishes Look So Sexy?
- Chapter 84: I’ll Break The Shackles That Bind You
- Chapter 83: Do What Your Heart Desires
- Chapter 82: All Hope Is Lost
- Chapter 81: Grant Me One Wish
- Chapter 80: Banishment Of The Hero
- Chapter 79: I’d Rather Die, Then Be A Slave
- Chapter 78: He’s One Of Us
- Chapter 77: Pampered In Kisses
- Chapter 76: The Arm Of A Junkie
- Chapter 75: Hope Reignited
- Chapter 74: My Little Katawa
- Chapter 73: Want To Go On A Date?
- Chapter 72: Smartest Person In The Room
- Chapter 71: Hide Like The Rats You Are
- Chapter 70: I Read It In A Book!
- Chapter 69: Deep-throating A Book
- Chapter 68: Taste Test
- Chapter 67: Let Me At Him!
- Chapter 66 - 50% Chance Of Recovery
- Chapter 65: Look How Ugly She Is!
- Chapter 64: Eclisar’s Truce
- Chapter 63: Abyssmal Lands
- Chapter 62: Unusual Symptoms
- Chapter 61: Hidden Chains
- Chapter 60: Who Cares? We Can Make More
- Chapter 59: Children Of Evil
- Chapter 58: I’ve Got The Reciepts
- Chapter 57: I Can’t Hold Back My Strength
- Chapter 56: The Weight Of One’s Life
- Chapter 55: I Respect You
- Chapter 54: Smiling Snake
- Chapter 53: Praise And Condemnation
- Chapter 52: You’re A Baby Compared To Me!
- Chapter 51: Obedient Wife
- Chapter 50: Half-Sisters By Blood, True Sisters By Heart
- Chapter 49: Messy Family Drama
- Chapter 48: He’s My Father
- Chapter 47: Do The Thing! Do The Thing!
- Chapter 46: Lumber Jack Elves
- Chapter 45: Calamity In Human Form
- Chapter 44: Rite Of Returning Roots
- Chapter 43: Seduce A Few And Get The Entire Village For Free
- Chapter 42: Can I Go Back Home?
- Chapter 41: Father Of The Nation
- Chapter 40: Let The Kids Grow Up
- Chapter 39: More Heroes?!
- Chapter 38: Genocide Is Good
- Chapter 37: Impress Me, Hero
- Chapter 36: Animal Exhibit
- Chapter 35: A Spark Of Hope
- Chapter 34: Naughty Dreams
- Chapter 33: Trust Me! I Stopped A War Single Handedly!
- Chapter 32: The Hero Is A Human?!
- Chapter 31: She Passed On With A Smile
- Chapter 30: What Did You Do To My Mother?!
- Chapter 29: Cold-Hearted Mother
- Chapter 28: Light And Darkness
- Chapter 27: Welcome To The Elf Village!
- Chapter 26: I’m Not Building A Fertility Clinic!
- Chapter 25: Their Little Soldiers Are On Retreat
- Chapter 24: They Betrayed You?!
- Chapter 23: Regression To Primitive Times
- Chapter 22: Elven Princesses
- Chapter 21: I Trust You...A Little Bit
- Chapter 20: Humans May Not Be So Bad After All
- Chapter 19: Humans Are Stupid!
- Chapter 18: Hold Me Hostage
- Chapter 17: Strategic Retreat
- Chapter 16: He Doesn’t Have Pointy Ears!
- Chapter 15: Guardians Of The Temple?
- Chapter 14: First Stop...Elf Village
- Chapter 13: So Many Bloody Heads
- Chapter 12: Open Sesame
- Chapter 11: The Forsaken One, Bound by No Grave
- Chapter 10: Have We Summoned A Demon?!
- Chapter 9: Trust Me
- Chapter 8: Coddled To Oblivion
- Chapter 7: The Undead Speaks
- Chapter 6: Two Continents
- Chapter 5: Crispy Creature
- Chapter 4: It Burns!!!
- Chapter 3: Grotesque Abomination
- Chapter 2: Suicidal Charge
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