Chapter 237: You Screwed Up Big Time
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Chapter 237: You Screwed Up Big Time
“What in the world? How am I so clean?!”
Just moments ago his body had been covered in bodily fluids, sweat, and traces of blood. He had desperately needed a bath.
But right now there was not a single hint of dirt on him!
His skin was spotless, his white shirt glowed without a single stain, and he felt completely refreshed.
He even noticed a faint, pleasant floral scent rising from his body, as if he had just stepped out of a luxurious bath.
He examined his arms and legs in wonder.
“What is going on?”
Then a thought struck him, and he looked toward the direction the unicorn had fled.
“Is it her? Was she the one who did it? Did that white light have some purifying effect on me or something?”
That was the only explanation that made sense.
Realizing this, he could not help but smile again.
“Not only did I get a ride on such a beautiful beast, but she also gave me a free bath.” He chuckled to himself. “If I capture her, I won’t ever have to take a bath again. I can just use that spell of hers and clean myself every single day.”
Somewhere in the distance, the unicorn shuddered violently, as if she had suddenly received a terrible premonition. She only ran away faster, tears still glistening in her eyes, desperate to escape the hateful man who had dared to ride her back.
Meanwhile, Luca was entirely satisfied with the strange encounter and began walking back toward the village.
But just as he wondered if there was anyone he could ask about unicorns, a playful and mischievous voice called out behind him.
“Hero! Hero, wait for me!”
When he turned around, he saw Nyx running toward him with her usual bright, mischievous smile.
Seeing her approach, Luca could not help but smile back.
“What’s wrong, Nyx? What’s got you so excited right now? It’s obvious you have something to tell me.”
Nyx leaned into him comfortably, slipping her hand into his as she looked up at him with sparkling eyes.
“It’s because I really do have good news, Hero. I finally managed to broker a deal with every race out there!”
She said with obvious excitement in her dark eyes before going on to explain,
“The long-awaited meeting we discussed before finally has a date. In a couple of days from now, we’ll be able to hold that meeting between all the races.”
She let out a deep sigh, clearly tired from all the negotiations and convincing she had done, but proud nonetheless.
Luca looked down at her with genuine appreciation.
“You worked hard on that. Do you want a reward? A head pat, maybe?”
Nyx rolled her eyes playfully.
“Only Luna would be satisfied with a head pat.”
She grinned up at him. “I’d much rather have my time sucking your cock and playing around with it. That’s a much more effective reward for me.”
Luca raised an eyebrow in surprise, but Nyx continued, rubbing her chin thoughtfully.
“But at the same time, you probably went all out last night with all those elves I sent over to you. I don’t even think the big boy underneath will be able to get up right now.”
This immediately made Luca scoff, looking offended.
“What are you talking about, Nyx? Even after all that, my little brother is strong and full of vigor.” He thrust his hips to emphasize his point before adding, “Last night wasn’t even enough to satisfy him at all. Even right now he’s full of energy.”
“Oh, really?” Nyx’s hand shot into his pants before he could react.
She groped around, feeling his cock, stroking it, testing its responsiveness.
A smile spread across her face. “You’re right. Just from my touch alone, it’s already reacting. Ready to burst out.”
She pulled her hand back, looking up at him with admiration.
“You really are a beast. I thought I could tire you out by sending so many women after you, but it seems like even that isn’t enough.”
Luca puffed up with pride.
“A small group like that won’t even put a dent in my armor. You’re going to need to send the entire village after me if you want to slow me down.”
Nyx raised an eyebrow. “You’re quite confident. We elves aren’t succubi, but if enough of us gathered, we could definitely take you down.”
Luca looked away, still smug. “I doubt that, Nyx. I doubt that very much.”
She opened her mouth to argue, then closed it. She remembered who she was talking to.
This wasn’t just any man. This was the hero who had killed over fifteen thousand people on the human continent.
If he could do that, he could certainly handle dozens of enthusiastic elves. She held her tongue.
Instead, she looked at him with a hint of concern.
“Will you be alright, though? Creating so many portals to bring all the races here…can you handle that?”
Luca raised his hands and formed two small portals in front of him, the edges shimmering.
“I’ve been practicing. I probably can’t hold them open for too long, but I should be able to create enough to bring the necessary people over.”
Nyx let out a breath of relief. The entire meeting depended on his ability to transport everyone.
Luca’s expression shifted. “Forgetting the meeting for a moment…can I ask you about something else? Something I saw just now.”
Nyx’s playful smile returned.
“What’s that, Hero? You’ve already discovered every part of me. You know what every inch tastes like, what color everything is. There’s nothing you don’t know about my body.”
Hearing this, Luca held her tighter by the waist, playfully squeezing her ass, but Nyx did not seem to mind at all.
In fact, she even pushed her rear back against his hand, allowing him full access. Luca shook his head.
“It’s not that.” He glanced back toward the lake before looking at her again. “I think I just saw a unicorn earlier. You know, those creatures that look like horses but have a horn on top.”
“Do you know anything about that?”
The moment he said that, Nyx’s playful expression froze. Her body went rigid. She stopped walking.
Luca was taken aback by her reaction.
“What’s wrong, Nyx? Why did you stop? Did I say something wrong? Should we not mention unicorns or anything?”
Nyx quickly shook her head. “No, it’s not that at all.” She looked at him with a hesitant gaze. “Where exactly did you see the unicorn?”
He answered honestly. “Back at the lake. She seemed to be taking a bath or something.”
This immediately made Nyx’s face grow even paler.
She said slowly, “She was bathing? You mean…you witnessed her bathing?”
“Well, yes. That’s how I saw her.”
Nyx rubbed her forehead and groaned in dismay, as if he had committed a terrible mistake. Before he could ask what was wrong, she glanced up at him and forced a smile.
“So…what happened next? Please tell me you just quickly went away and she didn’t actually see you watching her bathing.”
But Luca shook his head. “No, she most definitely saw. She even seemed to be angry about it for some reason and charged at me with her horn.”
Nyx gritted her teeth even harder while Luca added,
“I also dodged every single attempt as well.” He said it with a slightly proud tone. “No matter how much she tried to attack me, I dodged it all.”
Nyx closed her eyes, looking like she was developing a migraine.
“And then I got on top of her and rode her.”
Nyx’s eyes snapped open. Her face went through several shades of horror.
“Y-You’re joking, Hero. Please tell me you’re joking. Don’t tell me you actually sat on her back and rode her.”
“I did.” Luca smiled nostalgically. “She has such soft fur. Even without a saddle, her body was perfectly built for riding. I almost wanted to put a leash on her and bring her home.”
Nyx stared at him, her face completely drained of color. Her mouth opened and closed. She finally looked up at the sky as if praying for divine intervention.
“Hero.” She said, her voice hollow. “You messed up. You messed up badly. I can’t believe you did something like this.”
Seeing Nyx’s expression shift into something that looked suspiciously like she had already given up on fixing whatever mess he had accidentally created, Luca couldn’t help but ask with genuine concern.
“What’s going on, Nyx? Is there anything I should know?”
He glanced back toward the shimmering lake, adding,
“Don’t tell me that unicorn already belongs to someone else, and there’s some sort of rule where I shouldn’t have ridden her.”
To his surprise, Nyx actually let out a soft, mysterious laugh, the sound carrying a hint of dark amusement.
“It’s actually the exact opposite, Hero. It’s more like she owns a lot of things and no one would ever dream of owning her.”
That only confused him further. Seeing the puzzled look on his face, Nyx chuckled again, this time with clear fondness.
“You probably have a lot of questions right now, but I don’t really feel in the mood to answer any of them. Instead, I want to see how you’re going to deal with this situation in the future.”
Her eyes sparkled with wicked delight.
“It’ll be quite interesting to watch how you solve all of this…and how it’s going to affect your relationship with that certain clan later on.”
She said it with the look of someone who had already bought front-row seats to the coming chaos and couldn’t wait for the show to begin.
Luca felt a vague sense of dread settle in his stomach, as if he had stumbled into something far messier than he had realized.
Before he could press her for more details, Nyx grabbed his hand and began pulling him along the forest path.
“Now come along, Hero. Let’s talk more about the meeting and what you’re going to say.”
Even though questions still buzzed in his mind, he let her lead him, their fingers comfortably intertwined.
As they walked, the two of them spoke about many things—the upcoming meeting between all the races, how Nyx had spent days upon days negotiating and persuading reluctant leaders who had initially wanted nothing to do with it.
She described the endless arguments, the stubborn refusals, and the delicate balancing act she had performed to bring everyone to the table.
Luca listened attentively, occasionally sliding his hand lower to give her ass a gentle, appreciative squeeze as a silent reward for her hard work.
Nyx greatly appreciated the touch, leaning into it with a soft, pleased hum. Of course, she was also dying to hear every detail about last night with Esme and the other elves.
Luca obliged, recounting the passionate chaos with vivid honesty.
The more he described, the more enthusiastic Nyx became—so enthusiastic, in fact, that she could not resist dragging him behind a thick tree for a quick, sneaky blowjob, her mouth eager and skilled as she rewarded him for the story.
Luca appreciated that too, his hand gently resting on her head while he groaned softly in pleasure.
When they finally continued walking, still talking about the meeting and other village matters, Luca suddenly noticed a certain weathered shed tucked away in the middle of the forest.
A thought struck him, and he looked down at Nyx with curiosity.
“Hey, isn’t that your shed? The one Luna always talks about?” He studied her face. “Apparently you keep a lot of dangerous things in there, stuff you don’t want others to see.”
“So…would it be alright if I took a look?”
Nyx thought about it for a moment, tilting her head as if weighing the decision carefully in her mind.
Then she smiled, a playful yet slightly nervous curve of her lips.
“Alright, Hero. After all, you’re so close to me that you already know how my insides taste…so I guess there’s no problem in showing you that place.”
But then her expression turned slightly hesitant, playful, and mischievous all at once.
“But I will warn you, there are some things inside that are quite scary and will make you look at me in a completely different way.”
“Are you prepared for that?”
Luca simply shrugged, giving her ass another firm, affectionate slap.
“No matter what I see, you’ll still be the same naughty devil in my eyes. Nothing could change my opinion about you regarding that.”
Nyx chuckled at his words, though a flicker of nervousness remained in her gaze.
Nevertheless, she tightened her grip on his hand and led him toward the mysterious shed that the other villagers always avoided, the one they whispered about fearfully and never dared approach.
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- Chapter 267: Impregnate Us!
- Chapter 266: A New Beginning
- Chapter 265: Peace In Death
- Chapter 264: Pooping Saved The Day?
- Chapter 263: Rot-Gut Flesh Burrowing Worm
- Chapter 262: Whistle Of Death
- Chapter 261: Cruel Grandfather
- Chapter 260: Restrictions Broken
- Chapter 259: Show Me The Evidence!
- Chapter 258: What Sort Of Person Was The Former Patriarch?
- Chapter 257: Collusion
- Chapter 256: Standing Before Death
- Chapter 255: A Mother’s Sorrow
- Chapter 254: Is Julius A Victim?
- Chapter 253: Forty Years Of Love And Affection
- Chapter 252: Puppet Matriarch
- Chapter 251: A Father’s Curse
- Chapter 250: When Everything Started To Fall Apart
- Chapter 249: The Truth Or Decapitation
- Chapter 248: The Truth Shall Set You Free
- Chapter 247: Arrow Of Challenge
- Chapter 246: He Violated My Butt!
- Chapter 245: I Need Poop!
- Chapter 244: Pieces Falling Into Place
- Chapter 243: I Beg You To Impregnate The Entire Village!
- Chapter 242: Conditions To Break One’s Virginity
- Chapter 241: Corpse Mattress
- Chapter 240: The Reward You Deserve
- Chapter 239: Are You Scared Of Me?
- Chapter 238: Torture Shed
- Chapter 237: You Screwed Up Big Time
- Chapter 236: A Horse With A Horn On It’s Head
- Chapter 235: Esme Needs Backup!
- Chapter 234: End Of The Line
- Chapter 233: Elven Chicken Feed
- Chapter 232: Phonebook Down A Throat
- Chapter 231: Can I Borrow Your Handsomeness?
- Chapter 230: Disgrace Of A Husband
- Chapter 229: I Want Revenge!
- Chapter 228: Let’s Share Experiences!
- Chapter 227: I Love Him More Then You Do!
- Chapter 226: Awkward Family Reunion
- Chapter 225: Flimsy Excuses
- Chapter 224: Unexpected Guest
- Chapter 223: Edging The Hero
- Chapter 222: Death By Booty
- Chapter 221: Not Wet Enough
- Chapter 220: My Daughter’s More Experienced Then Me?!
- Chapter 219: Well Well, How The Turntables
- Chapter 218: Punishment Or Love?
- Chapter 217: Why Are You Smiling?!
- Chapter 216: The Matriarch’s Seductive Figure
- Chapter 215: Taking Responsibility
- Chapter 214: I’ll Always Be Watching Over You
- Chapter 213: A Letter From Heaven
- Chapter 212: Letters Of Gratitude
- Chapter 211: Elf Ears = Charm+
- Chapter 210: Luca And Leona—Ear-Muff Making Machines!
- Chapter 209: I Can’t Live Without You
- Chapter 208: Elven Ear-Muffs
- Chapter 207: Run And Chase
- Chapter 206: The Tree Is Running Away!
- Chapter 205: One Kiss = One Step
- Chapter 204: Last Man Standing
- Chapter 203: A Tragic, But Romantic End
- Chapter 202: Bodybuilder Or Matriarch?
- Chapter 201: What Is This Strange Liquid?
- Chapter 200: Ravaging The Matriarch
- Chapter 199: I Deserve Compensation
- Chapter 198: Unfulfilled Wishes
- Chapter 197: Forty Years Of Hidden Kindness
- Chapter 196: Please Don’t Pull Out!
- Chapter 195: The Race Of Assassins
- Chapter 194: I’m Not A Stalker!
- Chapter 193: Hidden Love
- Chapter 192: The Secret Of The Spirit Of The Forest
- Chapter 191: Secret Helper
- Chapter 190: You’re The One Who Was Moaning Right?
- Chapter 189: Why Is My Mother So Innocent?!
- Chapter 188: The Search For The Lucky Elf
- Chapter 187: A Nest, A Bird, A Egg And A Cock
- Chapter 186: The Burden Of Responsibility
- Chapter 185: The Sacred Mark
- Chapter 184: Turn Me Into A Disgrace!
- Chapter 183: I Took Your Second Virginity?!
- Chapter 182: I Accept All Of You
- Chapter 181: Identical Twins, Identical Kitties
- Chapter 180: Bountiful Fruits
- Chapter 179: First Kiss
- Chapter 178: A Letter From The Goddess
- Chapter 177: Beheading One’s Little Brother
- Chapter 176: Have I Been Drugged?
- Chapter 175: I’ll Fight The Goddess For You!
- Chapter 174: Like Aunt, Like Niece
- Chapter 173: Unresolvable Hatred
- Chapter 172: Renewable And Non Renewable Disposal
- Chapter 171: A Taste Of Blood
- Chapter 170: Innocent Brothers
- Chapter 169: Shoot Me! Shoot Me Already!
- Chapter 168: End It All
- Chapter 167: Tell Us Your Secret!
- Chapter 166: Unfamiliar Feeling
- Chapter 165: Keep Petting Me!
- Chapter 164: Recoil = Jiggling Pudding
- Chapter 163: Cuter By The Second
- Chapter 162: Exposing Her True Self
- Chapter 161: Like Mother, Like Daughters
- Chapter 160: Unquenchable Curiosity
- Chapter 159: Gun Enthusiast Or Elf Matriarch?
- Chapter 158: Elf Shooting Range
- Chapter 157: An Assassin’s Favourite Gun
- Chapter 156: I’m Willing To Trade My Virginity For This Gun!
- Chapter 155: Justice? Heh, I Just Want Blood On My Hands
- Chapter 154: Agents Of Destruction
- Chapter 153: That’s Not War, That’s Genocide
- Chapter 152: Fight For Your Future
- Chapter 151: Looming Extinction
- Chapter 150: Demon Weapon
- Chapter 149: Elf Graffiti
- Chapter 148: The Weapon That Changed The World
- Chapter 147: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!
- Chapter 146: I’ve Got Presents For You
- Chapter 145: The Unbreakable Bond Between A Mother And Daughter
- Chapter 144: Ugly Bow
- Chapter 143: Strength And Skill
- Chapter 142: Same Bow, Different Accuracy
- Chapter 141: My Sister Is Moaning?!
- Chapter 140: Unfortunate Accident
- Chapter 139: Lethal Richochet
- Chapter 138: Overwhelming Trust
- Chapter 137: Impossible Shot
- Chapter 136: Success = Brutal Death
- Chapter 135: Let’s Increase The Stakes
- Chapter 134: Are You Angry I Got Him First?
- Chapter 133: Shameless Showcase Of Superiority
- Chapter 132: Smack That Ass!
- Chapter 131: Are You Trying To Assassinate Me?
- Chapter 130: Up-And-Down Bobbing Blanket
- Chapter 129: Butt Homing Arrows
- Chapter 128: Your Seed Has Protein Right?
- Chapter 127: My Hidden Flower Is Only For You
- Chapter 126: You Got To Push It Out
- Chapter 125: What?! I’ve Got A Chicken Bone In My Butt?!
- Chapter 124: Big Booty Problems
- Chapter 123: Cock Cosplay
- Chapter 122: Best Wingwomen Ever
- Chapter 121: Feed Us As Well!
- Chapter 120: I Want Your Juicy Meat In My Mouth!
- Chapter 119: Fried Chicken With A Side Of Shit
- Chapter 118: Chipmunk Village
- Chapter 117: Kindness That Carries Over A Thousand Years
- Chapter 116: Dream Fulfilled
- Chapter 115: I Feel Like A Chicken
- Chapter 114: Massive Gamble
- Chapter 113: You Massacred My Babies!
- Chapter 112: Chicken Is Life!
- Chapter 111: Why Does This Taste So Good?!
- Chapter 110: Miraculous Fried Chicken
- Chapter 109: Five-Hundred Year Old Elf
- Chapter 108: Let The Food Speak For Itself
- Chapter 107: What Is That Delicious Smell?!
- Chapter 106: The Spirit Of The Forest
- Chapter 105: Cocks Feel Like Cocks
- Chapter 104: Finger Licking Good
- Chapter 103: She’s A Bit Of A Sadist
- Chapter 102: Lulu, Queen Of All Chickens
- Chapter 101: ANYTHING BUT THE CHICKENS!
- Chapter 100: Hardcore Vegetarians
- Chapter 99: I’ve Been Eating My Veggies!
- Chapter 98: Moonlight Mastrubator
- Chapter 97: Match Made In Heaven
- Chapter 96: The One Pulling The Strings
- Chapter 95: You’re Making It Really Hard For Me To Not Fall For You
- Chapter 94: A Whore. A Succubus. A Bitch.
- Chapter 93: Share You’re Gift With All The Women Of This World
- Chapter 92: Thank You, Godesses Above
- Chapter 91: Find My Secret Garden
- Chapter 90: Too Big Too Handle
- Chapter 89: Three Inches On A Good Day
- Chapter 88: Man Of Principles
- Chapter 87: A Dangerous Man
- Chapter 86: Betrayal And Affairs
- Chapter 85: Why Does Washing Dishes Look So Sexy?
- Chapter 84: I’ll Break The Shackles That Bind You
- Chapter 83: Do What Your Heart Desires
- Chapter 82: All Hope Is Lost
- Chapter 81: Grant Me One Wish
- Chapter 80: Banishment Of The Hero
- Chapter 79: I’d Rather Die, Then Be A Slave
- Chapter 78: He’s One Of Us
- Chapter 77: Pampered In Kisses
- Chapter 76: The Arm Of A Junkie
- Chapter 75: Hope Reignited
- Chapter 74: My Little Katawa
- Chapter 73: Want To Go On A Date?
- Chapter 72: Smartest Person In The Room
- Chapter 71: Hide Like The Rats You Are
- Chapter 70: I Read It In A Book!
- Chapter 69: Deep-throating A Book
- Chapter 68: Taste Test
- Chapter 67: Let Me At Him!
- Chapter 66 - 50% Chance Of Recovery
- Chapter 65: Look How Ugly She Is!
- Chapter 64: Eclisar’s Truce
- Chapter 63: Abyssmal Lands
- Chapter 62: Unusual Symptoms
- Chapter 61: Hidden Chains
- Chapter 60: Who Cares? We Can Make More
- Chapter 59: Children Of Evil
- Chapter 58: I’ve Got The Reciepts
- Chapter 57: I Can’t Hold Back My Strength
- Chapter 56: The Weight Of One’s Life
- Chapter 55: I Respect You
- Chapter 54: Smiling Snake
- Chapter 53: Praise And Condemnation
- Chapter 52: You’re A Baby Compared To Me!
- Chapter 51: Obedient Wife
- Chapter 50: Half-Sisters By Blood, True Sisters By Heart
- Chapter 49: Messy Family Drama
- Chapter 48: He’s My Father
- Chapter 47: Do The Thing! Do The Thing!
- Chapter 46: Lumber Jack Elves
- Chapter 45: Calamity In Human Form
- Chapter 44: Rite Of Returning Roots
- Chapter 43: Seduce A Few And Get The Entire Village For Free
- Chapter 42: Can I Go Back Home?
- Chapter 41: Father Of The Nation
- Chapter 40: Let The Kids Grow Up
- Chapter 39: More Heroes?!
- Chapter 38: Genocide Is Good
- Chapter 37: Impress Me, Hero
- Chapter 36: Animal Exhibit
- Chapter 35: A Spark Of Hope
- Chapter 34: Naughty Dreams
- Chapter 33: Trust Me! I Stopped A War Single Handedly!
- Chapter 32: The Hero Is A Human?!
- Chapter 31: She Passed On With A Smile
- Chapter 30: What Did You Do To My Mother?!
- Chapter 29: Cold-Hearted Mother
- Chapter 28: Light And Darkness
- Chapter 27: Welcome To The Elf Village!
- Chapter 26: I’m Not Building A Fertility Clinic!
- Chapter 25: Their Little Soldiers Are On Retreat
- Chapter 24: They Betrayed You?!
- Chapter 23: Regression To Primitive Times
- Chapter 22: Elven Princesses
- Chapter 21: I Trust You...A Little Bit
- Chapter 20: Humans May Not Be So Bad After All
- Chapter 19: Humans Are Stupid!
- Chapter 18: Hold Me Hostage
- Chapter 17: Strategic Retreat
- Chapter 16: He Doesn’t Have Pointy Ears!
- Chapter 15: Guardians Of The Temple?
- Chapter 14: First Stop...Elf Village
- Chapter 13: So Many Bloody Heads
- Chapter 12: Open Sesame
- Chapter 11: The Forsaken One, Bound by No Grave
- Chapter 10: Have We Summoned A Demon?!
- Chapter 9: Trust Me
- Chapter 8: Coddled To Oblivion
- Chapter 7: The Undead Speaks
- Chapter 6: Two Continents
- Chapter 5: Crispy Creature
- Chapter 4: It Burns!!!
- Chapter 3: Grotesque Abomination
- Chapter 2: Suicidal Charge
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