Chapter 15: Guardians Of The Temple?
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Chapter 15: Guardians Of The Temple?
The forest was breathtaking.
Emerald light filtered down through a sea of canopies, each leaf glistening as if polished by morning dew.
The trees themselves were enormous. Ancient, towering things with trunks so thick it would take ten men linking arms to encircle even one of them.
Vines hung lazily from their branches, swaying gently in the whispering breeze. Moss spread like velvet carpets across roots that rose and twisted from the soil, and the undergrowth was dense with ferns and shrubs that shimmered with life.
Every inch of the landscape was green—lush, rich, alive. It was the kind of place that felt untouched by time, where the air itself seemed to hum with quiet reverence.
And at the very heart of that endless green stood a temple.
It rose from the forest floor like an ancient monolith, its pale grey walls half-swallowed by climbing ivy. The steps were smooth and old, the carvings on its pillars faint but still regal.
Around it, the shadows of the colossal trees fell across the weathered stone, making it seem as though the forest itself bowed to protect it.
Yet despite its beauty, the place was utterly silent.
No birdsong, no rustling of small creatures—only a stillness so complete it felt sacred, as if the whole world was holding its breath.
Then, out of that silence, a faint hum broke through the air.
The air rippled before the entrance of the temple, and a brilliant blue light flared to life, spinning into a swirling circle that pulsed and shimmered with energy.
The calm forest filled with a soft, melodic hum as the portal expanded—then, with a faint step forward, a single shoe touched the stone floor.
Another followed. A leg, a body and then finally, a familiar face.
Luca stepped out of the portal with the biggest grin imaginable.
And the moment he did—
“Let’s…go! Let’s fucking go!”
Luca shouted the moment both his feet hit the ground, his voice echoing through the forest like a wild, joyous cry. He jumped in place, pumping his fists in the air like someone who had just won the lottery.
“I’m finally here! I’m finally here in the elf village!”
His eyes sparkled with excitement as he spun in a circle, taking in the towering trees and sunlit greenery around him.
“I’ve been looking forward to this for an entire week!” He said breathlessly. “An entire week! And I’m finally at the place I’ve been dying to see!”
His clothes were simpler now, still foreign in design, but belonging to this world rather than his old one. A large travel bag hung across his back, stuffed full, the same bag that the elders has given him
And the reason for his excitement was simple.
This was the place he was supposed to visit right after decimating the royal family. But his curiosity had gotten the better of him.
He’d spent the past week poking around the human continent, making a few ’adjustments’ here and there. Things he felt the world could use a little tweak in.
And now, after all those diversions, he had finally arrived here.
The long-fabled home of the beautiful and proud elves.
And when he looked around, he couldn’t help but let out a low whistle.
“Damn…it actually does look like a paradise.” He said, his grin widening. “If I didn’t know better, I’d think I just walked straight into a painting.”
He stepped down the temple stairs and turned in a slow circle, admiring the endless sea of green surrounding him.
“Goddamn…” He began, speaking to no one in particular. “I was joking when I said I wanted to explore a place that wasn’t part of Earth. I wasn’t actually asking for anything like that.”
“…But who would’ve thought my dumb little wish would actually come true?”
“The lake I jumped into back then…must’ve been special.” He chuckled softly, shaking his head. “Maybe it was like one of those old wishing wells. You throw a coin in and make a wish…except here, you have to jump in half-dead, completely burnt to a crisp, and boom! Wish granted.”
He laughed at his own absurd thought, as he turned toward the temple again.
“Hmm…This really does look like the temple in the human continent.” He said, stepping closer. “But this one’s so much older…and yet, it’s so clean. Even though there are cracks everywhere, you can tell it’s been maintained, lovingly even.”
He trailed his fingers along the weathered stone and glanced up at the carvings decorating the walls.
“Huh.” He murmured. “Multiple statues of goddesses…Interesting. They really went all out here.”
He tilted his head, studying one particular statue that bore a striking resemblance to the Goddess of Space.
“Well, look at that.” He said. “You again, huh? Guess you’re popular.”
Then, looking at the others, he frowned curiously.
“But…these are different. I guess the elves don’t pray to just one goddess, huh? Maybe this is a shared temple…a kind of divine clubhouse for the pantheon.”
He was still pondering that idea when something colorful caught his eye.
Right at the base of the temple stairs, spread neatly over broad green leaves, was a pile of fruits—dozens of them, gleaming in the sunlight like jewels.
“Oh-ho!” Luca gasped, eyes widening. “What’s this now?”
He rushed down the steps, crouching beside the fruits like a kid at a candy shop. They were arranged with care, each fruit polished and laid out in patterns.
Some were round and bright pink, others elongated and shimmering in shades of gold and blue. There were even a few that glowed faintly, as if lit from within.
“These have to be offerings.” He said, looking around as if expecting someone to pop out and explain. “Wow, look at these! So many colors! So many shapes! Some of these look like they came out of a fantasy game inventory screen!”
He picked up a strange, spiky fruit that shimmered faintly under the sunlight.
“What the hell are you supposed to be? You look like a pineapple that got married to a hedgehog.” He laughed, setting it down before picking up another.
The next one was oval and covered in translucent skin that rippled like jelly when he squeezed it.
“Okay, this one looks suspiciously like an alien egg. But hey, I’m feeling adventurous today.”
He plucked another—this one tiny and cube-shaped, glowing a faint shade of green.
“This one’s funny too! It’s like someone tried to make a fruit using Lego pieces.”
In seconds, he had an armful of them, clutching the colorful haul to his chest.
“This is exactly why this world’s so exciting!” He said with a huge grin. “Back home, you just get apples and bananas. Here, it’s like someone rolled dice in a rainbow dimension!”
“But…” He paused, peering suspiciously at the pile. “Do they just look good, or do they actually taste good?”
“Maybe they’re those types that trick you with appearances and taste like soap or rotten tomatoes…”
He picked up a cluster of what looked like grapes—only these were golden, each one glowing faintly like tiny suns.
“Alright.” He said, popping one into his mouth. “Moment of truth.”
The second he bit down, his entire face lit up.
“Oh, that’s good! That’s really good!” He said, chewing with delight. “It’s sour, but it’s so good! It’s like—like lemonade and honey had a baby!”
He threw a handful of them into his mouth at once, nearly choking himself in excitement.
“Why is it so addictive?!” He mumbled, still chewing as he grabbed the next fruit—a flower-shaped one with soft petals curling around a purple center.
“Ooh, pretty.” He said, tearing it open carefully.
Inside was a fleshy, violet pulp that glistened in the light. Without hesitation, he scooped it out with his fingers and popped it into his mouth.
“Holy shit!” He gasped, slapping the ground with his palm. “This one—this one’s even better! It’s got that tartness, like strawberries, but way sweeter!”
And just like that, Luca began devouring fruit after fruit, laughing between bites, making noises of approval, groaning at how good each one was, and muttering little praises like.
“Oh, this tastes like a orange.”
“This one’s a winner too.”
Before long, he was surrounded by fruit peels and leaves, sitting cross-legged in the middle of the temple stairs, both hands full, cheeks stuffed like a chipmunk.
He laughed out loud, voice echoing through the silent forest.
“Man, I could live here forever!” He said between bites. “If this is what elf villages have for breakfast, I’m never leaving!”
But just as Luca was having the feast of his life—mouth full, cheeks puffed, fingers sticky with fruit juice—a sudden voice came from behind him, slashing through the quiet forest like a whip.
“You—! Stop right there! Stop whatever you are doing right now!”
The tone wasn’t harsh—in fact, it sounded gentle, even graceful. But it carried the kind of authority that tried really, really hard to sound strict.
“You are currently blasphemizing the sacred rules of the temple! And just because we still allow you within the village, even after…everything that has happened, doesn’t mean you can simply go about breaking rules like this!”
“Especially rules regarding the Goddess herself!”
Her words came out hurried, like someone reciting a line they had practiced in front of a mirror.
“This is utterly blasphemous—utterly! You could be punished for this!”
Hearing this beautiful but awkward voice, like someone trying very hard to sound mature Luca froze mid-bite.
He was about to slowly turn—only for another voice, loud, giddy, and completely opposite in tone, to suddenly explode behind the first one.
“That’s right, you bastard! You heard her!”
This second voice was brash, full of unfiltered energy, and clearly had no idea what the word ’restraint’ meant.
“You better get away from the temple right now before I beat you up!” She shouted before going on to say. “And it’s exactly like Luna said—what you’re doing is completely against the rules!”
“If you break them, you’ll get struck by lightning from the heavens, and if you don’t, then I will personally shoot a bunch of arrows straight into your butt, you got that?!”
Luca jerked, still crouched among the pile of fruits, blinking in utter disbelief. “…I’m sorry, what?”
But the second voice wasn’t done.
“And you really better not mess with me! I’ve trained under my mother! I’m really dangerous with a bow and arrow, you know? I could pierce a leaf from two hundred meters away!”
She said, puffing up her chest proudly.
“So you better stop right there before I turn your rear end into a pincushion!”
Her tone was fierce, but her voice—high, bright, and almost childlike made the whole threat sound more like a tantrum than a warning.
Luca couldn’t help it. He snorted.
And before he could respond, the first girl called—Luna—immediately followed up with a weary sigh, her tone patient but clearly exasperated.
“Lulu! What in the world are you saying?!”
“What?!” Lulu shot back defensively. “I’m just warning him! He needs to know what’s coming if he doesn’t stop!”
“No, you don’t warn people like that! We’re supposed to talk to him, not threaten him!”
Luna said sharply, clearly trying to maintain some sort of diplomacy.
“We just have to tell him he’s breaking the rules, and he’ll go away peacefully! There’s no need to shoot arrows into anyone’s…rear end!”
“Well, excuse me for trying to be efficient!” Lulu huffed, stomping her foot audibly. “He’s doing something even a baby knows not to do! So, why should we forgive him? Honestly, we should just shoot him now and get it over with!”
“Lulu!”
“I’m serious, Luna! Just one arrow—right in the head! Crack it open like he cracked open all those fruits the villagers left!”
“Lulu, no! You can’t just—” Luna sighed heavily, pinching the bridge of her nose. Her voice softened into reason as she said, “If something like that happens, a war could break out between us and them. And we cannot afford that right now, especially with the humans pressing closer to our borders.”
“Ughhh, you always say that. Humans this, humans that!” Lulu groaned audibly. “Can’t we, for once, just punish someone without making a big deal with it?”
“Absolutely not.” Luna said, firm but patient. “Now, please calm down.”
“But—”
“Lulu.”
“…Fine.”
Meanwhile, Luca, still facing away from them, had gone completely still—except for the small, growing grin on his face.
At first, he had assumed the temple was guarded by some terrifying holy knight or divine sentinel sent to punish intruders.
But after listening to them for a few seconds, that image completely shattered.
These weren’t temple guardians. They sounded more like…two sisters arguing about chores.
He covered his mouth to stifle a laugh as he listened.
“Oh, this is gold.” He murmured softly to himself. “I was expecting some eldera, not two angry siblings fighting over temple etiquette.”
Finally, he decided he’d heard enough. He got to his feet, brushing fruit juice off his dress, and turned around slowly, ready to meet his self-proclaimed accusers.
And the moment he did—his breath caught for a second.
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- Chapter 267: Impregnate Us!
- Chapter 266: A New Beginning
- Chapter 265: Peace In Death
- Chapter 264: Pooping Saved The Day?
- Chapter 263: Rot-Gut Flesh Burrowing Worm
- Chapter 262: Whistle Of Death
- Chapter 261: Cruel Grandfather
- Chapter 260: Restrictions Broken
- Chapter 259: Show Me The Evidence!
- Chapter 258: What Sort Of Person Was The Former Patriarch?
- Chapter 257: Collusion
- Chapter 256: Standing Before Death
- Chapter 255: A Mother’s Sorrow
- Chapter 254: Is Julius A Victim?
- Chapter 253: Forty Years Of Love And Affection
- Chapter 252: Puppet Matriarch
- Chapter 251: A Father’s Curse
- Chapter 250: When Everything Started To Fall Apart
- Chapter 249: The Truth Or Decapitation
- Chapter 248: The Truth Shall Set You Free
- Chapter 247: Arrow Of Challenge
- Chapter 246: He Violated My Butt!
- Chapter 245: I Need Poop!
- Chapter 244: Pieces Falling Into Place
- Chapter 243: I Beg You To Impregnate The Entire Village!
- Chapter 242: Conditions To Break One’s Virginity
- Chapter 241: Corpse Mattress
- Chapter 240: The Reward You Deserve
- Chapter 239: Are You Scared Of Me?
- Chapter 238: Torture Shed
- Chapter 237: You Screwed Up Big Time
- Chapter 236: A Horse With A Horn On It’s Head
- Chapter 235: Esme Needs Backup!
- Chapter 234: End Of The Line
- Chapter 233: Elven Chicken Feed
- Chapter 232: Phonebook Down A Throat
- Chapter 231: Can I Borrow Your Handsomeness?
- Chapter 230: Disgrace Of A Husband
- Chapter 229: I Want Revenge!
- Chapter 228: Let’s Share Experiences!
- Chapter 227: I Love Him More Then You Do!
- Chapter 226: Awkward Family Reunion
- Chapter 225: Flimsy Excuses
- Chapter 224: Unexpected Guest
- Chapter 223: Edging The Hero
- Chapter 222: Death By Booty
- Chapter 221: Not Wet Enough
- Chapter 220: My Daughter’s More Experienced Then Me?!
- Chapter 219: Well Well, How The Turntables
- Chapter 218: Punishment Or Love?
- Chapter 217: Why Are You Smiling?!
- Chapter 216: The Matriarch’s Seductive Figure
- Chapter 215: Taking Responsibility
- Chapter 214: I’ll Always Be Watching Over You
- Chapter 213: A Letter From Heaven
- Chapter 212: Letters Of Gratitude
- Chapter 211: Elf Ears = Charm+
- Chapter 210: Luca And Leona—Ear-Muff Making Machines!
- Chapter 209: I Can’t Live Without You
- Chapter 208: Elven Ear-Muffs
- Chapter 207: Run And Chase
- Chapter 206: The Tree Is Running Away!
- Chapter 205: One Kiss = One Step
- Chapter 204: Last Man Standing
- Chapter 203: A Tragic, But Romantic End
- Chapter 202: Bodybuilder Or Matriarch?
- Chapter 201: What Is This Strange Liquid?
- Chapter 200: Ravaging The Matriarch
- Chapter 199: I Deserve Compensation
- Chapter 198: Unfulfilled Wishes
- Chapter 197: Forty Years Of Hidden Kindness
- Chapter 196: Please Don’t Pull Out!
- Chapter 195: The Race Of Assassins
- Chapter 194: I’m Not A Stalker!
- Chapter 193: Hidden Love
- Chapter 192: The Secret Of The Spirit Of The Forest
- Chapter 191: Secret Helper
- Chapter 190: You’re The One Who Was Moaning Right?
- Chapter 189: Why Is My Mother So Innocent?!
- Chapter 188: The Search For The Lucky Elf
- Chapter 187: A Nest, A Bird, A Egg And A Cock
- Chapter 186: The Burden Of Responsibility
- Chapter 185: The Sacred Mark
- Chapter 184: Turn Me Into A Disgrace!
- Chapter 183: I Took Your Second Virginity?!
- Chapter 182: I Accept All Of You
- Chapter 181: Identical Twins, Identical Kitties
- Chapter 180: Bountiful Fruits
- Chapter 179: First Kiss
- Chapter 178: A Letter From The Goddess
- Chapter 177: Beheading One’s Little Brother
- Chapter 176: Have I Been Drugged?
- Chapter 175: I’ll Fight The Goddess For You!
- Chapter 174: Like Aunt, Like Niece
- Chapter 173: Unresolvable Hatred
- Chapter 172: Renewable And Non Renewable Disposal
- Chapter 171: A Taste Of Blood
- Chapter 170: Innocent Brothers
- Chapter 169: Shoot Me! Shoot Me Already!
- Chapter 168: End It All
- Chapter 167: Tell Us Your Secret!
- Chapter 166: Unfamiliar Feeling
- Chapter 165: Keep Petting Me!
- Chapter 164: Recoil = Jiggling Pudding
- Chapter 163: Cuter By The Second
- Chapter 162: Exposing Her True Self
- Chapter 161: Like Mother, Like Daughters
- Chapter 160: Unquenchable Curiosity
- Chapter 159: Gun Enthusiast Or Elf Matriarch?
- Chapter 158: Elf Shooting Range
- Chapter 157: An Assassin’s Favourite Gun
- Chapter 156: I’m Willing To Trade My Virginity For This Gun!
- Chapter 155: Justice? Heh, I Just Want Blood On My Hands
- Chapter 154: Agents Of Destruction
- Chapter 153: That’s Not War, That’s Genocide
- Chapter 152: Fight For Your Future
- Chapter 151: Looming Extinction
- Chapter 150: Demon Weapon
- Chapter 149: Elf Graffiti
- Chapter 148: The Weapon That Changed The World
- Chapter 147: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!
- Chapter 146: I’ve Got Presents For You
- Chapter 145: The Unbreakable Bond Between A Mother And Daughter
- Chapter 144: Ugly Bow
- Chapter 143: Strength And Skill
- Chapter 142: Same Bow, Different Accuracy
- Chapter 141: My Sister Is Moaning?!
- Chapter 140: Unfortunate Accident
- Chapter 139: Lethal Richochet
- Chapter 138: Overwhelming Trust
- Chapter 137: Impossible Shot
- Chapter 136: Success = Brutal Death
- Chapter 135: Let’s Increase The Stakes
- Chapter 134: Are You Angry I Got Him First?
- Chapter 133: Shameless Showcase Of Superiority
- Chapter 132: Smack That Ass!
- Chapter 131: Are You Trying To Assassinate Me?
- Chapter 130: Up-And-Down Bobbing Blanket
- Chapter 129: Butt Homing Arrows
- Chapter 128: Your Seed Has Protein Right?
- Chapter 127: My Hidden Flower Is Only For You
- Chapter 126: You Got To Push It Out
- Chapter 125: What?! I’ve Got A Chicken Bone In My Butt?!
- Chapter 124: Big Booty Problems
- Chapter 123: Cock Cosplay
- Chapter 122: Best Wingwomen Ever
- Chapter 121: Feed Us As Well!
- Chapter 120: I Want Your Juicy Meat In My Mouth!
- Chapter 119: Fried Chicken With A Side Of Shit
- Chapter 118: Chipmunk Village
- Chapter 117: Kindness That Carries Over A Thousand Years
- Chapter 116: Dream Fulfilled
- Chapter 115: I Feel Like A Chicken
- Chapter 114: Massive Gamble
- Chapter 113: You Massacred My Babies!
- Chapter 112: Chicken Is Life!
- Chapter 111: Why Does This Taste So Good?!
- Chapter 110: Miraculous Fried Chicken
- Chapter 109: Five-Hundred Year Old Elf
- Chapter 108: Let The Food Speak For Itself
- Chapter 107: What Is That Delicious Smell?!
- Chapter 106: The Spirit Of The Forest
- Chapter 105: Cocks Feel Like Cocks
- Chapter 104: Finger Licking Good
- Chapter 103: She’s A Bit Of A Sadist
- Chapter 102: Lulu, Queen Of All Chickens
- Chapter 101: ANYTHING BUT THE CHICKENS!
- Chapter 100: Hardcore Vegetarians
- Chapter 99: I’ve Been Eating My Veggies!
- Chapter 98: Moonlight Mastrubator
- Chapter 97: Match Made In Heaven
- Chapter 96: The One Pulling The Strings
- Chapter 95: You’re Making It Really Hard For Me To Not Fall For You
- Chapter 94: A Whore. A Succubus. A Bitch.
- Chapter 93: Share You’re Gift With All The Women Of This World
- Chapter 92: Thank You, Godesses Above
- Chapter 91: Find My Secret Garden
- Chapter 90: Too Big Too Handle
- Chapter 89: Three Inches On A Good Day
- Chapter 88: Man Of Principles
- Chapter 87: A Dangerous Man
- Chapter 86: Betrayal And Affairs
- Chapter 85: Why Does Washing Dishes Look So Sexy?
- Chapter 84: I’ll Break The Shackles That Bind You
- Chapter 83: Do What Your Heart Desires
- Chapter 82: All Hope Is Lost
- Chapter 81: Grant Me One Wish
- Chapter 80: Banishment Of The Hero
- Chapter 79: I’d Rather Die, Then Be A Slave
- Chapter 78: He’s One Of Us
- Chapter 77: Pampered In Kisses
- Chapter 76: The Arm Of A Junkie
- Chapter 75: Hope Reignited
- Chapter 74: My Little Katawa
- Chapter 73: Want To Go On A Date?
- Chapter 72: Smartest Person In The Room
- Chapter 71: Hide Like The Rats You Are
- Chapter 70: I Read It In A Book!
- Chapter 69: Deep-throating A Book
- Chapter 68: Taste Test
- Chapter 67: Let Me At Him!
- Chapter 66 - 50% Chance Of Recovery
- Chapter 65: Look How Ugly She Is!
- Chapter 64: Eclisar’s Truce
- Chapter 63: Abyssmal Lands
- Chapter 62: Unusual Symptoms
- Chapter 61: Hidden Chains
- Chapter 60: Who Cares? We Can Make More
- Chapter 59: Children Of Evil
- Chapter 58: I’ve Got The Reciepts
- Chapter 57: I Can’t Hold Back My Strength
- Chapter 56: The Weight Of One’s Life
- Chapter 55: I Respect You
- Chapter 54: Smiling Snake
- Chapter 53: Praise And Condemnation
- Chapter 52: You’re A Baby Compared To Me!
- Chapter 51: Obedient Wife
- Chapter 50: Half-Sisters By Blood, True Sisters By Heart
- Chapter 49: Messy Family Drama
- Chapter 48: He’s My Father
- Chapter 47: Do The Thing! Do The Thing!
- Chapter 46: Lumber Jack Elves
- Chapter 45: Calamity In Human Form
- Chapter 44: Rite Of Returning Roots
- Chapter 43: Seduce A Few And Get The Entire Village For Free
- Chapter 42: Can I Go Back Home?
- Chapter 41: Father Of The Nation
- Chapter 40: Let The Kids Grow Up
- Chapter 39: More Heroes?!
- Chapter 38: Genocide Is Good
- Chapter 37: Impress Me, Hero
- Chapter 36: Animal Exhibit
- Chapter 35: A Spark Of Hope
- Chapter 34: Naughty Dreams
- Chapter 33: Trust Me! I Stopped A War Single Handedly!
- Chapter 32: The Hero Is A Human?!
- Chapter 31: She Passed On With A Smile
- Chapter 30: What Did You Do To My Mother?!
- Chapter 29: Cold-Hearted Mother
- Chapter 28: Light And Darkness
- Chapter 27: Welcome To The Elf Village!
- Chapter 26: I’m Not Building A Fertility Clinic!
- Chapter 25: Their Little Soldiers Are On Retreat
- Chapter 24: They Betrayed You?!
- Chapter 23: Regression To Primitive Times
- Chapter 22: Elven Princesses
- Chapter 21: I Trust You...A Little Bit
- Chapter 20: Humans May Not Be So Bad After All
- Chapter 19: Humans Are Stupid!
- Chapter 18: Hold Me Hostage
- Chapter 17: Strategic Retreat
- Chapter 16: He Doesn’t Have Pointy Ears!
- Chapter 15: Guardians Of The Temple?
- Chapter 14: First Stop...Elf Village
- Chapter 13: So Many Bloody Heads
- Chapter 12: Open Sesame
- Chapter 11: The Forsaken One, Bound by No Grave
- Chapter 10: Have We Summoned A Demon?!
- Chapter 9: Trust Me
- Chapter 8: Coddled To Oblivion
- Chapter 7: The Undead Speaks
- Chapter 6: Two Continents
- Chapter 5: Crispy Creature
- Chapter 4: It Burns!!!
- Chapter 3: Grotesque Abomination
- Chapter 2: Suicidal Charge
- Chapter 1: I Don’t Like The Taste Of Burnt Bread