Chapter 52: You’re A Baby Compared To Me!
Chapter 52: You’re A Baby Compared To Me!
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Chapter 52: You’re A Baby Compared To Me!
But no matter what Luca thought about it was still no use as he still needed a lot more details and little more poking around to find out what really is going on.
“Okay…” He said slowly. “So, regarding your mother—I officially have no clue what’s going on. It’s going to take some effort figure her out.”
Then he looked at Nyx, who stood nearby, smiling innocently at Julius as if nothing about this situation was wrong.
“But what about her?” He asked, nodding toward the aunt. “Your Aunt Nyx definitely doesn’t seem like the kind of person who’d play nice with the enemy. Especially not with how protective she acts toward you guys.”
“So why is she acting so sweet and cheerful with your father? She’s practically adoring him.”
“It’s…weird.”
Luna exhaled softly and gave him a small, tired smile.
“Honestly? I don’t have an answer for that either.”
She hesitated before continuing.
“Even when everyone figured out that my father wasn’t who he seemed to be, Auntie Nyx still acted affectionate toward him. She always talked to him with that sweet tone, as if she was his favorite sister-in-law. She never showed anger or disgust. And because of that, the village started talking again.”
Lulu rolled her eyes. “Oh, the rumors. You wouldn’t believe the things people say.”
Luna chuckled. “They started saying she was in love with him. That she’d been in love with him first, before he ever married Mother. That she was the one who loved him all along.”
Lulu leaned closer to Luca and whispered like it was a dark secret. “And some even say they had an affair.”
“An affair?” Luca said, wondering if he was in a romance drama.
Luna looked uncomfortable but nodded.
“That’s what the rumors say. That Auntie Nyx and my father had an affair during the time of the marriage and that’s why Mother changed so drastically.”
“That she discovered the betrayal and became cold and distant because of it. That her resentment for everyone came from that heartbreak.”
Luca blinked, speechless for a moment, before finally sighing and muttering.
“This family gets messier by the minute…”
Then he looked back at the sisters and asked dryly,
“And do you actually believe any of that? About your Aunt?”
“Of course not!” Lulu placed her hands on her hips, her expression fierce. “Auntie Nyx is amazing! She’s strong, confident, cool, and smart. And someone I want to be like someday. So, there’s no way she’d ever fall for a loser like our father.”
“I totally agree with Lulu.” Luna chuckled softly. “Auntie Nyx is too rational for that. Even if—maybe—she had feelings for him long ago, the moment she realized what kind of person he really was, she would’ve stopped. She’s not the type to stay infatuated with someone who’s proven unworthy.”
She looked over toward Nyx, who was still standing near Julius, laughing politely at something he said.
“But still…I can’t explain why she acts so sweet toward him. It’s baffling. Maybe she’s pretending? Maybe she’s doing it for a reason we don’t know.”
Luca chuckled dryly.
“Well, whatever it may be, let me get this straight.” He said, folding his arms. “Your mother’s cold and obedient to a man who betrayed her. Your aunt’s sweet and cheerful to the same man she supposedly hates.”
“Both of them are acting crazy and you two have no idea why.”
Both sisters nodded without hesitation.
“Wonderful.” Luca muttered sarcastically. “Two nutcases doing things for reasons no one understands. And I’m apparently the idiot who’s going to have to figure it out.”
He looked between Luna and Lulu and raised an eyebrow with one more doubt in mind that he hoped would favour him.
“Alright then, what about you two? I can tell the female elves can’t stand your father or the males anymore. But what about you? Do you still love him, even after all he’s done?”
Both sisters scoffed at the same time, almost in perfect unison, as if Luca had said something completely absurd.
“Love him?” Luna repeated flatly, raising an eyebrow. “Not at all.”
“At least while I was growing up, Mother was always around. She wasn’t affectionate or gentle, but she was present. She disciplined me, guided me, and made sure I never strayed off the right path.”
“Even if she was cold, she was there—right beside me when I needed direction. That’s why, even without warmth, I still felt like she was my mother. But Father…”
Luna shook her head, her eyes hardening.
“He was never there. Not when I was a child, not even as a baby. He’d always be with the male elves, or tending to his duties, or simply…gone. He barely even looked at us.”
“When we crossed paths, he’d greet us like we were strangers, not his daughters. To me, he’s nothing more than a polite acquaintance who happens to share my blood.”
Lulu, on the other hand, was far less restrained. Her ears flicked with irritation as she clenched her fists like she wanted to punch her father in the face.
“I don’t care about him one bit!” She declared loudly. “Actually, scratch that—I hate him! He’s not a father, not to me. Never was. He never cared about me, or Luna, or Mother. All he ever cared about was himself!”
Her voice grew sharper as she continued, her anger brimming over.
“He tricked Mother into marrying him, pretending to be some kind of good, kind man. Everyone thought he was a saint—but he was just a liar! A coward! He betrayed Mother, betrayed the entire clan, and left us all to suffer for his so-called ideals!”
She stomped her foot on the ground and huffed.
“I don’t even consider him my father. He’s just the man who made our lives miserable!”
Surprisingly, Luna didn’t interrupt her or try to calm her down. She simply stayed silent and from the way her eyes shimmered slightly, Luca could tell she agreed with every word her sister said.
That made him grin. A big, proud, almost fatherly grin and he was happy about this that he reached out and patted both of their heads affectionately.
“Ah, you’re such good girls.” He said warmly, his voice light with amusement. “I thought maybe you two would be struggling with mixed feelings just like your mother and aunt.”
“But no—you actually hate him just like you should for everything he’s done. I’m so proud of you both for being strong about it and not confusing me as well.”
Lulu immediately grinned, puffing up her chest proudly.
“Of course I am! I’m not just a good girl—I’m the best girl in the world!” She said triumphantly before pulling a lollipop from her pocket and popping it into her mouth with a proud little hum.
Luna, on the other hand, shot Luca a glare from the corner of her eye.
“You know I’m not a child, right? You don’t have to pat my head like one.” She muttered under her breath.
But despite her protest, she didn’t move away. If anything, her shoulders relaxed slightly as she secretly enjoyed the gentle patting, her lips curving in the faintest, nearly invisible smile.
Luca chuckled softly at her reaction but then leaned back, looking thoughtful.
“You know.” he said, rubbing his chin. “I’ve heard a lot about your history, but I’m still trying to piece the timeline together.”
“When exactly did all of this happen? From what you’ve said, it sounds like most of it started around the time you two were born.”
Luna nodded. “That’s right. Everything went downhill around then.”
He tilted his head. “And…how old are you two, exactly?”
Luna surprised by the question quickly answered saying, “Me? I’m forty-two years old.”
Lulu raised her hand quickly. “And I’m also forty-two! But since I was born a few minutes later, I’m the little sister!”
Luca stiffened, his eyes eyes twitching as his brain caught up with what he’d just heard.
“Wait—forty-two?!” He repeated, almost choking on his own words. “You’re—both of you—forty-two years old?!”
The twins exchanged glances before bursting into laughter at his expression.
Luna smiled gently. “You forgot, didn’t you? We’re elves, Luca. We age differently. By human standards, our appearance doesn’t match our years. We stay young far longer than you do.”
Hearing this a look of realisation appeared on his face as let out a chuckle.
“Right…right, elves. Of course. I should’ve known. You two look barely twenty, but you’re actually four decades old. Yeah, that tracks.”
Luna nodded patiently before saying to help him figure things out,
“To give you some perspective—by elf standards, our mother is a hundred and twenty years old, and Auntie Nyx is a hundred and eighteen. If you converted that to human years, they’d look about thirty to thirty-five. As for us…”
Lulu chimed in with a grin. “We’d be like nineteen or twenty in human years! Basically just entering adulthood!”
Before Luca could comment, Lulu leaned forward with a sly grin, lollipop stick wagging between her teeth.
“So, what do you think, Luca?” She teased. “You’ve been treating me like a little kid all this time—giving me candy, patting my head, acting like some big brother—but I’m way older than you think. We both are.”
Luca raised an eyebrow, smirking faintly. “Is that so?”
“Yup!” Lulu said proudly. “You probably can’t even compare. I mean, look at you—you try to act all grown-up, but you totally look like you’re in your twenties. You’re just a baby compared to us!”
She leaned closer with a mischievous smirk.
“So tell me, baby boy—how old are you, really? Nineteen? Twenty?” She giggled and started teasing him in a mock baby voice. “Goo goo ga ga, huh? You need your bottle, little one?”
“Lulu, don’t tease him.” Luna rolled her eyes but couldn’t help chuckling softly at her sister’s antics.
But still, she was also very curious as well so she asked,
“Still…I have wondered. You do seem quite young. How old are you, Luca?”
He met their gazes silently for a moment, his expression unreadable. Then, a small, vague smirk curved his lips.
“Let’s just say…” He murmured, his tone low and cryptic. “I’m older than you think I am.”
Both sisters blinked, surprised.
“What’s that supposed to mean?” Lulu demanded. “You can’t just say that and be all mysterious! Are you saying you’re in your thirties? Forties? You look young, but—”
Luca just turned away slightly, his smirk widening, refusing to answer.
Luna sighed softly, shaking her head. “He’s embarrassed.” She whispered teasingly. “He probably doesn’t want to admit he’s just a boy compared to us.”
Lulu giggled and nodded eagerly. “Yup! That’s definitely it!”
But neither of them realized the truth—that the quiet man standing before them, who looked no older than twenty-five, was far, far older than any elf in this clearing.
Older than their mother.
Older than their grandmother.
Older even than the forest that surrounded them.
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Chapters
- Chapter 267: Impregnate Us!
- Chapter 266: A New Beginning
- Chapter 265: Peace In Death
- Chapter 264: Pooping Saved The Day?
- Chapter 263: Rot-Gut Flesh Burrowing Worm
- Chapter 262: Whistle Of Death
- Chapter 261: Cruel Grandfather
- Chapter 260: Restrictions Broken
- Chapter 259: Show Me The Evidence!
- Chapter 258: What Sort Of Person Was The Former Patriarch?
- Chapter 257: Collusion
- Chapter 256: Standing Before Death
- Chapter 255: A Mother’s Sorrow
- Chapter 254: Is Julius A Victim?
- Chapter 253: Forty Years Of Love And Affection
- Chapter 252: Puppet Matriarch
- Chapter 251: A Father’s Curse
- Chapter 250: When Everything Started To Fall Apart
- Chapter 249: The Truth Or Decapitation
- Chapter 248: The Truth Shall Set You Free
- Chapter 247: Arrow Of Challenge
- Chapter 246: He Violated My Butt!
- Chapter 245: I Need Poop!
- Chapter 244: Pieces Falling Into Place
- Chapter 243: I Beg You To Impregnate The Entire Village!
- Chapter 242: Conditions To Break One’s Virginity
- Chapter 241: Corpse Mattress
- Chapter 240: The Reward You Deserve
- Chapter 239: Are You Scared Of Me?
- Chapter 238: Torture Shed
- Chapter 237: You Screwed Up Big Time
- Chapter 236: A Horse With A Horn On It’s Head
- Chapter 235: Esme Needs Backup!
- Chapter 234: End Of The Line
- Chapter 233: Elven Chicken Feed
- Chapter 232: Phonebook Down A Throat
- Chapter 231: Can I Borrow Your Handsomeness?
- Chapter 230: Disgrace Of A Husband
- Chapter 229: I Want Revenge!
- Chapter 228: Let’s Share Experiences!
- Chapter 227: I Love Him More Then You Do!
- Chapter 226: Awkward Family Reunion
- Chapter 225: Flimsy Excuses
- Chapter 224: Unexpected Guest
- Chapter 223: Edging The Hero
- Chapter 222: Death By Booty
- Chapter 221: Not Wet Enough
- Chapter 220: My Daughter’s More Experienced Then Me?!
- Chapter 219: Well Well, How The Turntables
- Chapter 218: Punishment Or Love?
- Chapter 217: Why Are You Smiling?!
- Chapter 216: The Matriarch’s Seductive Figure
- Chapter 215: Taking Responsibility
- Chapter 214: I’ll Always Be Watching Over You
- Chapter 213: A Letter From Heaven
- Chapter 212: Letters Of Gratitude
- Chapter 211: Elf Ears = Charm+
- Chapter 210: Luca And Leona—Ear-Muff Making Machines!
- Chapter 209: I Can’t Live Without You
- Chapter 208: Elven Ear-Muffs
- Chapter 207: Run And Chase
- Chapter 206: The Tree Is Running Away!
- Chapter 205: One Kiss = One Step
- Chapter 204: Last Man Standing
- Chapter 203: A Tragic, But Romantic End
- Chapter 202: Bodybuilder Or Matriarch?
- Chapter 201: What Is This Strange Liquid?
- Chapter 200: Ravaging The Matriarch
- Chapter 199: I Deserve Compensation
- Chapter 198: Unfulfilled Wishes
- Chapter 197: Forty Years Of Hidden Kindness
- Chapter 196: Please Don’t Pull Out!
- Chapter 195: The Race Of Assassins
- Chapter 194: I’m Not A Stalker!
- Chapter 193: Hidden Love
- Chapter 192: The Secret Of The Spirit Of The Forest
- Chapter 191: Secret Helper
- Chapter 190: You’re The One Who Was Moaning Right?
- Chapter 189: Why Is My Mother So Innocent?!
- Chapter 188: The Search For The Lucky Elf
- Chapter 187: A Nest, A Bird, A Egg And A Cock
- Chapter 186: The Burden Of Responsibility
- Chapter 185: The Sacred Mark
- Chapter 184: Turn Me Into A Disgrace!
- Chapter 183: I Took Your Second Virginity?!
- Chapter 182: I Accept All Of You
- Chapter 181: Identical Twins, Identical Kitties
- Chapter 180: Bountiful Fruits
- Chapter 179: First Kiss
- Chapter 178: A Letter From The Goddess
- Chapter 177: Beheading One’s Little Brother
- Chapter 176: Have I Been Drugged?
- Chapter 175: I’ll Fight The Goddess For You!
- Chapter 174: Like Aunt, Like Niece
- Chapter 173: Unresolvable Hatred
- Chapter 172: Renewable And Non Renewable Disposal
- Chapter 171: A Taste Of Blood
- Chapter 170: Innocent Brothers
- Chapter 169: Shoot Me! Shoot Me Already!
- Chapter 168: End It All
- Chapter 167: Tell Us Your Secret!
- Chapter 166: Unfamiliar Feeling
- Chapter 165: Keep Petting Me!
- Chapter 164: Recoil = Jiggling Pudding
- Chapter 163: Cuter By The Second
- Chapter 162: Exposing Her True Self
- Chapter 161: Like Mother, Like Daughters
- Chapter 160: Unquenchable Curiosity
- Chapter 159: Gun Enthusiast Or Elf Matriarch?
- Chapter 158: Elf Shooting Range
- Chapter 157: An Assassin’s Favourite Gun
- Chapter 156: I’m Willing To Trade My Virginity For This Gun!
- Chapter 155: Justice? Heh, I Just Want Blood On My Hands
- Chapter 154: Agents Of Destruction
- Chapter 153: That’s Not War, That’s Genocide
- Chapter 152: Fight For Your Future
- Chapter 151: Looming Extinction
- Chapter 150: Demon Weapon
- Chapter 149: Elf Graffiti
- Chapter 148: The Weapon That Changed The World
- Chapter 147: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!
- Chapter 146: I’ve Got Presents For You
- Chapter 145: The Unbreakable Bond Between A Mother And Daughter
- Chapter 144: Ugly Bow
- Chapter 143: Strength And Skill
- Chapter 142: Same Bow, Different Accuracy
- Chapter 141: My Sister Is Moaning?!
- Chapter 140: Unfortunate Accident
- Chapter 139: Lethal Richochet
- Chapter 138: Overwhelming Trust
- Chapter 137: Impossible Shot
- Chapter 136: Success = Brutal Death
- Chapter 135: Let’s Increase The Stakes
- Chapter 134: Are You Angry I Got Him First?
- Chapter 133: Shameless Showcase Of Superiority
- Chapter 132: Smack That Ass!
- Chapter 131: Are You Trying To Assassinate Me?
- Chapter 130: Up-And-Down Bobbing Blanket
- Chapter 129: Butt Homing Arrows
- Chapter 128: Your Seed Has Protein Right?
- Chapter 127: My Hidden Flower Is Only For You
- Chapter 126: You Got To Push It Out
- Chapter 125: What?! I’ve Got A Chicken Bone In My Butt?!
- Chapter 124: Big Booty Problems
- Chapter 123: Cock Cosplay
- Chapter 122: Best Wingwomen Ever
- Chapter 121: Feed Us As Well!
- Chapter 120: I Want Your Juicy Meat In My Mouth!
- Chapter 119: Fried Chicken With A Side Of Shit
- Chapter 118: Chipmunk Village
- Chapter 117: Kindness That Carries Over A Thousand Years
- Chapter 116: Dream Fulfilled
- Chapter 115: I Feel Like A Chicken
- Chapter 114: Massive Gamble
- Chapter 113: You Massacred My Babies!
- Chapter 112: Chicken Is Life!
- Chapter 111: Why Does This Taste So Good?!
- Chapter 110: Miraculous Fried Chicken
- Chapter 109: Five-Hundred Year Old Elf
- Chapter 108: Let The Food Speak For Itself
- Chapter 107: What Is That Delicious Smell?!
- Chapter 106: The Spirit Of The Forest
- Chapter 105: Cocks Feel Like Cocks
- Chapter 104: Finger Licking Good
- Chapter 103: She’s A Bit Of A Sadist
- Chapter 102: Lulu, Queen Of All Chickens
- Chapter 101: ANYTHING BUT THE CHICKENS!
- Chapter 100: Hardcore Vegetarians
- Chapter 99: I’ve Been Eating My Veggies!
- Chapter 98: Moonlight Mastrubator
- Chapter 97: Match Made In Heaven
- Chapter 96: The One Pulling The Strings
- Chapter 95: You’re Making It Really Hard For Me To Not Fall For You
- Chapter 94: A Whore. A Succubus. A Bitch.
- Chapter 93: Share You’re Gift With All The Women Of This World
- Chapter 92: Thank You, Godesses Above
- Chapter 91: Find My Secret Garden
- Chapter 90: Too Big Too Handle
- Chapter 89: Three Inches On A Good Day
- Chapter 88: Man Of Principles
- Chapter 87: A Dangerous Man
- Chapter 86: Betrayal And Affairs
- Chapter 85: Why Does Washing Dishes Look So Sexy?
- Chapter 84: I’ll Break The Shackles That Bind You
- Chapter 83: Do What Your Heart Desires
- Chapter 82: All Hope Is Lost
- Chapter 81: Grant Me One Wish
- Chapter 80: Banishment Of The Hero
- Chapter 79: I’d Rather Die, Then Be A Slave
- Chapter 78: He’s One Of Us
- Chapter 77: Pampered In Kisses
- Chapter 76: The Arm Of A Junkie
- Chapter 75: Hope Reignited
- Chapter 74: My Little Katawa
- Chapter 73: Want To Go On A Date?
- Chapter 72: Smartest Person In The Room
- Chapter 71: Hide Like The Rats You Are
- Chapter 70: I Read It In A Book!
- Chapter 69: Deep-throating A Book
- Chapter 68: Taste Test
- Chapter 67: Let Me At Him!
- Chapter 66 - 50% Chance Of Recovery
- Chapter 65: Look How Ugly She Is!
- Chapter 64: Eclisar’s Truce
- Chapter 63: Abyssmal Lands
- Chapter 62: Unusual Symptoms
- Chapter 61: Hidden Chains
- Chapter 60: Who Cares? We Can Make More
- Chapter 59: Children Of Evil
- Chapter 58: I’ve Got The Reciepts
- Chapter 57: I Can’t Hold Back My Strength
- Chapter 56: The Weight Of One’s Life
- Chapter 55: I Respect You
- Chapter 54: Smiling Snake
- Chapter 53: Praise And Condemnation
- Chapter 52: You’re A Baby Compared To Me!
- Chapter 51: Obedient Wife
- Chapter 50: Half-Sisters By Blood, True Sisters By Heart
- Chapter 49: Messy Family Drama
- Chapter 48: He’s My Father
- Chapter 47: Do The Thing! Do The Thing!
- Chapter 46: Lumber Jack Elves
- Chapter 45: Calamity In Human Form
- Chapter 44: Rite Of Returning Roots
- Chapter 43: Seduce A Few And Get The Entire Village For Free
- Chapter 42: Can I Go Back Home?
- Chapter 41: Father Of The Nation
- Chapter 40: Let The Kids Grow Up
- Chapter 39: More Heroes?!
- Chapter 38: Genocide Is Good
- Chapter 37: Impress Me, Hero
- Chapter 36: Animal Exhibit
- Chapter 35: A Spark Of Hope
- Chapter 34: Naughty Dreams
- Chapter 33: Trust Me! I Stopped A War Single Handedly!
- Chapter 32: The Hero Is A Human?!
- Chapter 31: She Passed On With A Smile
- Chapter 30: What Did You Do To My Mother?!
- Chapter 29: Cold-Hearted Mother
- Chapter 28: Light And Darkness
- Chapter 27: Welcome To The Elf Village!
- Chapter 26: I’m Not Building A Fertility Clinic!
- Chapter 25: Their Little Soldiers Are On Retreat
- Chapter 24: They Betrayed You?!
- Chapter 23: Regression To Primitive Times
- Chapter 22: Elven Princesses
- Chapter 21: I Trust You...A Little Bit
- Chapter 20: Humans May Not Be So Bad After All
- Chapter 19: Humans Are Stupid!
- Chapter 18: Hold Me Hostage
- Chapter 17: Strategic Retreat
- Chapter 16: He Doesn’t Have Pointy Ears!
- Chapter 15: Guardians Of The Temple?
- Chapter 14: First Stop...Elf Village
- Chapter 13: So Many Bloody Heads
- Chapter 12: Open Sesame
- Chapter 11: The Forsaken One, Bound by No Grave
- Chapter 10: Have We Summoned A Demon?!
- Chapter 9: Trust Me
- Chapter 8: Coddled To Oblivion
- Chapter 7: The Undead Speaks
- Chapter 6: Two Continents
- Chapter 5: Crispy Creature
- Chapter 4: It Burns!!!
- Chapter 3: Grotesque Abomination
- Chapter 2: Suicidal Charge
- Chapter 1: I Don’t Like The Taste Of Burnt Bread