Chapter 232: Phonebook Down A Throat
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Chapter 232: Phonebook Down A Throat
Even half-dead, Isaac jolted back to horrifying awareness. That was something that could not be touched. As a man, he screamed, the sound distorted and disgusting without lips.
“No…No!…”
But Luca already had his hand over the crotch. He grabbed firmly, crushing the balls first.
“We’ll see if it really is enviable or not.” And pulled it all off in one clean motion.
“SKREEEE-AAAAHH!!! KH-HHHAAAAAA!!!!”
Isaac’s scream reached new heights of misery.
“AH! AH! MY DICK! MY DICK! MY DICK! AHHHHH!”
The women in the crowd could not handle it. Many turned away, some even vomiting. Even Luna and Lulu looked away, unable to watch anymore.
Leona continued to watch with a cold, pitiless expression, feeling no sympathy at all, while Nyx herself was flustered all over, face flushed red as she got off on the scene.
Luca simply looked at the pathetic little thing in his hands, the two tiny balls and the small shaft that was not even bigger than his finger.
He regarded it with open disdain, then glanced down at Isaac.
“Every other aspect of you is definitely more handsome than me, but this…”
He flopped the severed organ around casually.
“This is something I guess I can take the number one position in.”
He then threw the penis and balls high up into the sky. And suprisingly, an owl swooped down and caught them neatly for its dinner.
Realizing his most private parts were about to become a bird’s meal, Isaac truly wanted to die at that moment.
Luca noticed and smiled. “It really seems like you want me to finish you off and send you on your way.”
Isaac nodded frantically, knowing there was no life left after this. Every single part of his body had been destroyed. He just wanted a quick death.
But Luca shook his head to Isaac’s utter despair.
“You see, Isaac, I remember something. When we first met, I told you I wanted to shove a book down your throat for speaking so much nonsense.”
Luca smiled.
“I haven’t forgotten about that. I still have that desire. So that’s what I’m going to do now. I’m going to shove a book down your throat and watch you suffocate.”
Isaac’s eyes went wide with terror.
“M-Monster.” He tried to say, his mangled mouth barely forming the words. “You…You demon!”
Luca seemed pleased by the accusation. He opened a portal and pulled out a thick, heavy book—a phonebook, dense and hefty, that he stored just for this moment.
He crouched down beside Isaac, gripping his head.
“Open up, Isaac. The more you open, the easier this will be.”
He then shoved the book into Isaac’s mouth.
“OHHH-GAAAAAA!!”
Isaac gagged, his throat straining against the foreign object. The book was too big, too thick—it wouldn’t go down.
But Luca pushed harder, forcing the pages past Isaac’s broken teeth, deeper into his throat.
Isaac’s body convulsed. His eyes bulged.
“God damn it, I said open!” Luca growled.
He pulled the book out and slammed it back in.
SMACK!
Then again. And again.
SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!
Each impact shattered more of Isaac’s face, flattening his nose, crushing his teeth, collapsing his skull.
Isaac’s screams were barely audible now, lost beneath the wet sounds of destruction.
And Luca, not wanting to look at his dismorphed face anymore shoved the book forward through his mouth with all his strength.
“GRKKHHH—!”
It punched through the back of Isaac’s throat, through the soft tissue of his neck, and out the other side.
Just like that, Isaac lost his life in the most miserable manner possible, his lower jaw bisected from his upper jaw.
The elves watching felt their own heads spin at how wretched his death had been.
Shockingly, Luca still did not seem satisfied.
“If I made a promise, I’m going to keep it up.”
He scrunched the book up into a tight roll, tossed aside the top half of Isaac’s head, and stuffed the rolled-up book into the exposed throat, pushing it deep.
The throat engorged and tore apart from the thickness, but finally Luca had accomplished his mission.
He stood up with a satisfied smile on his face as he surveyed the brutal, ruined scene before him.
He then looked around at the gathered crowd. The female elves had turned away, their faces pale, some covering their children’s eyes.
Even the most hardened among them seemed disturbed by what they had witnessed. He couldn’t blame them, it was a sight that would make veterans look away in fright.
But he knew one person who would appreciate it.
He turned toward Nyx, who was biting her lip, her eyes wide with barely contained excitement. Her breath came in short, quick gasps, and her thighs pressed together as if she was trying to contain something.
“What do you think, Nyx?” Luca asked, gesturing at the remains of Isaac. “What do you think of this art piece I made?”
Nyx didn’t hesitate. “I’m wet, Hero! I’m absolutely wet right now! I’m gushing over what you just did!”
Her voice was breathless, almost reverent.
“…That should tell you how I feel.”
Luca smiled, satisfied. It was good to have someone who appreciated his work.
“Well, you’re in for a treat tonight, Nyx, since I’m not going to stop here.” He smiled as he looked towards the forest. “There’s one more fellow who’s running away right now, and he’s going to get the same treatment…”
“…or maybe even worse than what happened right here.”
The promise in his tone made Nyx’s eyes widen with even greater intrigue and excitement, her body practically vibrating with anticipation.
“So follow me if you want to see. If you want to squirt out right now.”
He turned then toward to Esme’s house as he said,
“And also, send a couple of elves to check over Esme. She’s quite shaken up after everything that just happened.”
Immediately, a bunch of elves from above hurried over to her home, their footsteps quick and concerned as they moved to offer whatever comfort they could.
Luca’s gaze then drifted thoughtfully toward Lulu, who was still standing among her family in her ridiculous chicken costume.
He was shocked at first but then a small, considering smile touched his face.
“Lulu, can I ask…did you feed your chickens today?”
Lulu blinked, confused by the sudden question, but she still answered.
“Of course I did. I always feed them.” She paused, then added with a pout, “But they’re also really greedy. No matter how much I give them, they just keep eating. They get fatter and fatter. Even if I gave them more right now, they’d probably eat it all.”
“Perfect.” Luca said like that was ideal.
And seeing that scary look in his eyes, Lulu’s eyes shimmered in sudden horror.
“Luca, don’t tell me that you’re going to do something to my chickens!”
“Please don’t! Those poor, poor fellows. They can’t be tortured just like you did to that bastard. Even if they’re going to die for their meat, they should have a peaceful death.”
Luca shook his head. “Nothing’s going to happen to your chickens, Lulu.”
His smile turned serious, almost ominous as he added,
“Instead, it’s your chickens that are probably going to torment the bastard who’s running away right now.”
Lulu stared at him, utterly baffled. “What? What do you mean?”
Everyone else looked equally confused, their faces a mixture of curiosity and lingering unease.
Luca simply smiled wider, offering no further explanation.
In the next instant he began disappearing from the place he had been standing, fading away almost as if he had never existed at all.
The sudden vanishing shocked the crowd, but Nyx’s eyes lit up with frantic excitement. She quickly handed Fefe back to her mother, then started running toward Lulu’s chicken coop like her life depended on seeing what would happen next.
The other elves, even though they were certain to have nightmares about the bloody sight they had just witnessed, found their curiosity winning out.
They followed after her in a hurried wave, feet pounding along the bridges and paths toward the coop.
—
Meanwhile, Rufus himself was desperately running away at full speed, his face twisted with a frantic look of genuine fear.
His heart hammered wildly in his chest as pure terror drove every stumbling step. He was already terrified of Luca beyond reason—and the horrible, horrible screams still echoing from behind him only made it worse.
He knew those were Isaac’s screams, and he could only imagine the kinds of torment that would make a man screech in such a miserable way.
Even after running so far, the sounds still reached him, making him piss himself in terror as he pushed his broken body onward, thinking that maybe, just maybe, he could get away if he kept moving.
But just as that desperate hope flickered in his mind—utter horror bloomed right in front of him.
Luca was suddenly standing there with his hands clasped casually behind his back, that same calm, terrifying smile on his face.
Rufus skidded to a halt, eyes bulging.
“NO, NO, PLEASE NO!”
He tried to spin and run in the opposite direction, but Luca moved faster than thought. He grabbed a fistful of Rufus’s hair and started pulling him along like a disobedient dog.
“You’re coming with me.” Luca said simply, his grip unyielding.
Rufus thrashed and begged, voice cracking with panic.
“PLEASE LET ME GO! I BEG OF YOU! YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME! LET ME GO, LET ME GO!”
He screamed and pleaded the entire way, but Luca continued to drag him relentlessly all the way toward Lulu’s chicken coop, where hundreds of chickens were already clucking and milling about inside the fenced enclosure.
With a casual flick of his wrist, Luca threw Rufus over the fence.
Bang!
“Ahhhh—!”
The man slammed into the ground with a miserable moan, pain flaring through his already injured body.
Luca jumped inside after him. By now the rest of the village had gathered, surrounding the fence to watch whatever was about to unfold.
Even the male elves, drawn by the horrible noises, arrived with Julius at the lead.
He wore a cold but miserable expression, realizing exactly what had gone wrong. Those two buffoons of his had been furious earlier, and he had warned them to settle down and avoid any unnecessary actions.
Yet they had screwed everything up anyway, and Julius could only curse them silently in his mind for being such reckless bastards who never listened to his orders.
Soon everyone was watching as Luca approached Rufus.
The man, body hurting all over, tried desperately to scramble away. But Luca was quicker.
He suddenly produced what looked like wooden stakes in his hands and pinned one straight through Rufus’s foot, driving it deep into the ground.
Rufus screamed. “MY LEG! MY LEG!” But before he could react, another stake smashed into his other foot.
“AHHHH—! NOOOO—!”
Then Luca pushed his body down and slammed two more stakes through his palms, pinning his hands as well.
Just like that, Rufus lay flat on the ground, his four limbs staked securely. No matter how much he screamed and thrashed—”LET ME GO! LET ME GO! YOU Can’t Do This To Me!”—it only made his hands and feet bleed even more.
His cries grew more miserable with every passing second.
The male elves watching could not help but shiver all over, their faces horrified. Julius himself trembled visibly at the sight.
Luca, however, turned his attention to the chickens clucking curiously around them. He smiled, then walked over to a small shed and disappeared inside for a moment.
When he came back out, he was carrying a large sack full of chicken feed and kernels.
Everyone watched in confusion, wondering what he intended to do with it. He brought the sack over and placed it right next to the screaming Rufus.
Rufus kept begging through his pain, voice growing weaker.
“LET ME GO, I BEG YOU! PLEASE LET ME GO! ESME STILL LOVES ME, AND SHE’LL HATE YOU IF YOU DO ANYTHING TO ME!”
“LISA WILL ALSO DESPISES YOU! THEY STILL LOVE ME VERY MUCH! FOR THEIR SAKE, LET ME GO!”
Luca did not even glance at him. Instead, he pulled out a knife that glinted sharply in the moonlight.
Rufus’s eyes widened in fresh shock.
“Wait, wait! What are you doing with that? What are you going to do to me? Stop it! Stop whatever you’re doing right now! We can talk this out!”
Luca simply chuckled softly, then pulled open Rufus’s clothes to reveal his bare abdomen.
He looked down at the man with calm certainty as he said,
“Bite your teeth…This might hurt a little bit.”
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Chapters
- Chapter 267: Impregnate Us!
- Chapter 266: A New Beginning
- Chapter 265: Peace In Death
- Chapter 264: Pooping Saved The Day?
- Chapter 263: Rot-Gut Flesh Burrowing Worm
- Chapter 262: Whistle Of Death
- Chapter 261: Cruel Grandfather
- Chapter 260: Restrictions Broken
- Chapter 259: Show Me The Evidence!
- Chapter 258: What Sort Of Person Was The Former Patriarch?
- Chapter 257: Collusion
- Chapter 256: Standing Before Death
- Chapter 255: A Mother’s Sorrow
- Chapter 254: Is Julius A Victim?
- Chapter 253: Forty Years Of Love And Affection
- Chapter 252: Puppet Matriarch
- Chapter 251: A Father’s Curse
- Chapter 250: When Everything Started To Fall Apart
- Chapter 249: The Truth Or Decapitation
- Chapter 248: The Truth Shall Set You Free
- Chapter 247: Arrow Of Challenge
- Chapter 246: He Violated My Butt!
- Chapter 245: I Need Poop!
- Chapter 244: Pieces Falling Into Place
- Chapter 243: I Beg You To Impregnate The Entire Village!
- Chapter 242: Conditions To Break One’s Virginity
- Chapter 241: Corpse Mattress
- Chapter 240: The Reward You Deserve
- Chapter 239: Are You Scared Of Me?
- Chapter 238: Torture Shed
- Chapter 237: You Screwed Up Big Time
- Chapter 236: A Horse With A Horn On It’s Head
- Chapter 235: Esme Needs Backup!
- Chapter 234: End Of The Line
- Chapter 233: Elven Chicken Feed
- Chapter 232: Phonebook Down A Throat
- Chapter 231: Can I Borrow Your Handsomeness?
- Chapter 230: Disgrace Of A Husband
- Chapter 229: I Want Revenge!
- Chapter 228: Let’s Share Experiences!
- Chapter 227: I Love Him More Then You Do!
- Chapter 226: Awkward Family Reunion
- Chapter 225: Flimsy Excuses
- Chapter 224: Unexpected Guest
- Chapter 223: Edging The Hero
- Chapter 222: Death By Booty
- Chapter 221: Not Wet Enough
- Chapter 220: My Daughter’s More Experienced Then Me?!
- Chapter 219: Well Well, How The Turntables
- Chapter 218: Punishment Or Love?
- Chapter 217: Why Are You Smiling?!
- Chapter 216: The Matriarch’s Seductive Figure
- Chapter 215: Taking Responsibility
- Chapter 214: I’ll Always Be Watching Over You
- Chapter 213: A Letter From Heaven
- Chapter 212: Letters Of Gratitude
- Chapter 211: Elf Ears = Charm+
- Chapter 210: Luca And Leona—Ear-Muff Making Machines!
- Chapter 209: I Can’t Live Without You
- Chapter 208: Elven Ear-Muffs
- Chapter 207: Run And Chase
- Chapter 206: The Tree Is Running Away!
- Chapter 205: One Kiss = One Step
- Chapter 204: Last Man Standing
- Chapter 203: A Tragic, But Romantic End
- Chapter 202: Bodybuilder Or Matriarch?
- Chapter 201: What Is This Strange Liquid?
- Chapter 200: Ravaging The Matriarch
- Chapter 199: I Deserve Compensation
- Chapter 198: Unfulfilled Wishes
- Chapter 197: Forty Years Of Hidden Kindness
- Chapter 196: Please Don’t Pull Out!
- Chapter 195: The Race Of Assassins
- Chapter 194: I’m Not A Stalker!
- Chapter 193: Hidden Love
- Chapter 192: The Secret Of The Spirit Of The Forest
- Chapter 191: Secret Helper
- Chapter 190: You’re The One Who Was Moaning Right?
- Chapter 189: Why Is My Mother So Innocent?!
- Chapter 188: The Search For The Lucky Elf
- Chapter 187: A Nest, A Bird, A Egg And A Cock
- Chapter 186: The Burden Of Responsibility
- Chapter 185: The Sacred Mark
- Chapter 184: Turn Me Into A Disgrace!
- Chapter 183: I Took Your Second Virginity?!
- Chapter 182: I Accept All Of You
- Chapter 181: Identical Twins, Identical Kitties
- Chapter 180: Bountiful Fruits
- Chapter 179: First Kiss
- Chapter 178: A Letter From The Goddess
- Chapter 177: Beheading One’s Little Brother
- Chapter 176: Have I Been Drugged?
- Chapter 175: I’ll Fight The Goddess For You!
- Chapter 174: Like Aunt, Like Niece
- Chapter 173: Unresolvable Hatred
- Chapter 172: Renewable And Non Renewable Disposal
- Chapter 171: A Taste Of Blood
- Chapter 170: Innocent Brothers
- Chapter 169: Shoot Me! Shoot Me Already!
- Chapter 168: End It All
- Chapter 167: Tell Us Your Secret!
- Chapter 166: Unfamiliar Feeling
- Chapter 165: Keep Petting Me!
- Chapter 164: Recoil = Jiggling Pudding
- Chapter 163: Cuter By The Second
- Chapter 162: Exposing Her True Self
- Chapter 161: Like Mother, Like Daughters
- Chapter 160: Unquenchable Curiosity
- Chapter 159: Gun Enthusiast Or Elf Matriarch?
- Chapter 158: Elf Shooting Range
- Chapter 157: An Assassin’s Favourite Gun
- Chapter 156: I’m Willing To Trade My Virginity For This Gun!
- Chapter 155: Justice? Heh, I Just Want Blood On My Hands
- Chapter 154: Agents Of Destruction
- Chapter 153: That’s Not War, That’s Genocide
- Chapter 152: Fight For Your Future
- Chapter 151: Looming Extinction
- Chapter 150: Demon Weapon
- Chapter 149: Elf Graffiti
- Chapter 148: The Weapon That Changed The World
- Chapter 147: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!
- Chapter 146: I’ve Got Presents For You
- Chapter 145: The Unbreakable Bond Between A Mother And Daughter
- Chapter 144: Ugly Bow
- Chapter 143: Strength And Skill
- Chapter 142: Same Bow, Different Accuracy
- Chapter 141: My Sister Is Moaning?!
- Chapter 140: Unfortunate Accident
- Chapter 139: Lethal Richochet
- Chapter 138: Overwhelming Trust
- Chapter 137: Impossible Shot
- Chapter 136: Success = Brutal Death
- Chapter 135: Let’s Increase The Stakes
- Chapter 134: Are You Angry I Got Him First?
- Chapter 133: Shameless Showcase Of Superiority
- Chapter 132: Smack That Ass!
- Chapter 131: Are You Trying To Assassinate Me?
- Chapter 130: Up-And-Down Bobbing Blanket
- Chapter 129: Butt Homing Arrows
- Chapter 128: Your Seed Has Protein Right?
- Chapter 127: My Hidden Flower Is Only For You
- Chapter 126: You Got To Push It Out
- Chapter 125: What?! I’ve Got A Chicken Bone In My Butt?!
- Chapter 124: Big Booty Problems
- Chapter 123: Cock Cosplay
- Chapter 122: Best Wingwomen Ever
- Chapter 121: Feed Us As Well!
- Chapter 120: I Want Your Juicy Meat In My Mouth!
- Chapter 119: Fried Chicken With A Side Of Shit
- Chapter 118: Chipmunk Village
- Chapter 117: Kindness That Carries Over A Thousand Years
- Chapter 116: Dream Fulfilled
- Chapter 115: I Feel Like A Chicken
- Chapter 114: Massive Gamble
- Chapter 113: You Massacred My Babies!
- Chapter 112: Chicken Is Life!
- Chapter 111: Why Does This Taste So Good?!
- Chapter 110: Miraculous Fried Chicken
- Chapter 109: Five-Hundred Year Old Elf
- Chapter 108: Let The Food Speak For Itself
- Chapter 107: What Is That Delicious Smell?!
- Chapter 106: The Spirit Of The Forest
- Chapter 105: Cocks Feel Like Cocks
- Chapter 104: Finger Licking Good
- Chapter 103: She’s A Bit Of A Sadist
- Chapter 102: Lulu, Queen Of All Chickens
- Chapter 101: ANYTHING BUT THE CHICKENS!
- Chapter 100: Hardcore Vegetarians
- Chapter 99: I’ve Been Eating My Veggies!
- Chapter 98: Moonlight Mastrubator
- Chapter 97: Match Made In Heaven
- Chapter 96: The One Pulling The Strings
- Chapter 95: You’re Making It Really Hard For Me To Not Fall For You
- Chapter 94: A Whore. A Succubus. A Bitch.
- Chapter 93: Share You’re Gift With All The Women Of This World
- Chapter 92: Thank You, Godesses Above
- Chapter 91: Find My Secret Garden
- Chapter 90: Too Big Too Handle
- Chapter 89: Three Inches On A Good Day
- Chapter 88: Man Of Principles
- Chapter 87: A Dangerous Man
- Chapter 86: Betrayal And Affairs
- Chapter 85: Why Does Washing Dishes Look So Sexy?
- Chapter 84: I’ll Break The Shackles That Bind You
- Chapter 83: Do What Your Heart Desires
- Chapter 82: All Hope Is Lost
- Chapter 81: Grant Me One Wish
- Chapter 80: Banishment Of The Hero
- Chapter 79: I’d Rather Die, Then Be A Slave
- Chapter 78: He’s One Of Us
- Chapter 77: Pampered In Kisses
- Chapter 76: The Arm Of A Junkie
- Chapter 75: Hope Reignited
- Chapter 74: My Little Katawa
- Chapter 73: Want To Go On A Date?
- Chapter 72: Smartest Person In The Room
- Chapter 71: Hide Like The Rats You Are
- Chapter 70: I Read It In A Book!
- Chapter 69: Deep-throating A Book
- Chapter 68: Taste Test
- Chapter 67: Let Me At Him!
- Chapter 66 - 50% Chance Of Recovery
- Chapter 65: Look How Ugly She Is!
- Chapter 64: Eclisar’s Truce
- Chapter 63: Abyssmal Lands
- Chapter 62: Unusual Symptoms
- Chapter 61: Hidden Chains
- Chapter 60: Who Cares? We Can Make More
- Chapter 59: Children Of Evil
- Chapter 58: I’ve Got The Reciepts
- Chapter 57: I Can’t Hold Back My Strength
- Chapter 56: The Weight Of One’s Life
- Chapter 55: I Respect You
- Chapter 54: Smiling Snake
- Chapter 53: Praise And Condemnation
- Chapter 52: You’re A Baby Compared To Me!
- Chapter 51: Obedient Wife
- Chapter 50: Half-Sisters By Blood, True Sisters By Heart
- Chapter 49: Messy Family Drama
- Chapter 48: He’s My Father
- Chapter 47: Do The Thing! Do The Thing!
- Chapter 46: Lumber Jack Elves
- Chapter 45: Calamity In Human Form
- Chapter 44: Rite Of Returning Roots
- Chapter 43: Seduce A Few And Get The Entire Village For Free
- Chapter 42: Can I Go Back Home?
- Chapter 41: Father Of The Nation
- Chapter 40: Let The Kids Grow Up
- Chapter 39: More Heroes?!
- Chapter 38: Genocide Is Good
- Chapter 37: Impress Me, Hero
- Chapter 36: Animal Exhibit
- Chapter 35: A Spark Of Hope
- Chapter 34: Naughty Dreams
- Chapter 33: Trust Me! I Stopped A War Single Handedly!
- Chapter 32: The Hero Is A Human?!
- Chapter 31: She Passed On With A Smile
- Chapter 30: What Did You Do To My Mother?!
- Chapter 29: Cold-Hearted Mother
- Chapter 28: Light And Darkness
- Chapter 27: Welcome To The Elf Village!
- Chapter 26: I’m Not Building A Fertility Clinic!
- Chapter 25: Their Little Soldiers Are On Retreat
- Chapter 24: They Betrayed You?!
- Chapter 23: Regression To Primitive Times
- Chapter 22: Elven Princesses
- Chapter 21: I Trust You...A Little Bit
- Chapter 20: Humans May Not Be So Bad After All
- Chapter 19: Humans Are Stupid!
- Chapter 18: Hold Me Hostage
- Chapter 17: Strategic Retreat
- Chapter 16: He Doesn’t Have Pointy Ears!
- Chapter 15: Guardians Of The Temple?
- Chapter 14: First Stop...Elf Village
- Chapter 13: So Many Bloody Heads
- Chapter 12: Open Sesame
- Chapter 11: The Forsaken One, Bound by No Grave
- Chapter 10: Have We Summoned A Demon?!
- Chapter 9: Trust Me
- Chapter 8: Coddled To Oblivion
- Chapter 7: The Undead Speaks
- Chapter 6: Two Continents
- Chapter 5: Crispy Creature
- Chapter 4: It Burns!!!
- Chapter 3: Grotesque Abomination
- Chapter 2: Suicidal Charge
- Chapter 1: I Don’t Like The Taste Of Burnt Bread