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Bathsheda’s fingers brushed the desk. “Do you want me to try?”
“Not yet.” He wrote once more, ‘You say you can help me. How?’
The response came quickly this time, as though eager, ‘I know things. Things hidden. Things others have forgotten. I can teach you, if you trust me.’
Cassian let out a low hum. “Oh, that is not sinister at all.”
Bathsheda crouched lower, her shoulder brushing his. “You think we can trust it to tell truth?”
He smirked. “Trust a talking notebook? About as far as I can throw Hagrid’s rock cakes.”
Her eyes flicked back to the page. “We could close it. Seal it again.”
Cassian rubbed his chin, staring at the last sentence. “Or we could see just how much rope it gives us before trying to hang us with it.”
Bathsheda gave a soft sigh. “You are going to poke the bear, aren’t you?”
“Of course I am.” Cassian’s snickered like a brat about to pull a prank. “That is how you find out if it is a bear or just a very ugly dog.”
‘Prove it. Teach me something no one else knows.’
‘Very well… let’s begin.’
Cassian’s fingers tightened slightly on the pen as he glanced at Bathsheda, as more words began to unfurl in neat, elegant script.
The ink rippled. ‘Tell me about yourself. Where are you writing from?’
Cassian raised a brow at the page. “That’s… not a lesson.”
Bathsheda leaned in. “Maybe it needs context?”
He snorted. “Context for what? My handwriting? Not bloody likely.” Still, he scrawled, ‘From Hogwarts. Why?’
‘Hogwarts… fascinating.’ The words appearedt. ‘Are you a student? A teacher?’
Cassian frowned at that. ‘A student.’
‘Student. Excellent. I can help you with your classes, spells… or anything else you need. What year are you in? Who are your Professors?’
“Mm. Teachers love a bit of small talk before springing an essay on you.” He laughed, then scribbled, ‘Second year. Mostly boring old bats for Professors. Why?’
‘Second year… so young. A perfect age to grow, to learn. Tell me, is Hogwarts still… safe? Still as great as it was meant to be?’
Cassian tapped the pen against the edge of the desk. “Sounds like someone trying to sell me on a pamphlet.” He muttered, but his hand moved anyway.
‘Safe enough. Not exactly exciting though.’
‘Ah… uneventful years can be a gift. But tell me, who leads Hogwarts these days? Is it still someone visionary?’
Cassian narrowed his eyes slightly. ‘Dumbledore runs the place. Visionary? Sure. Let’s call him that.’
‘Professor Dumbledore… interesting. And outside Hogwarts? How fares the Ministry? Is Britain at peace? Or are there shadows?’
Cassian tilted his head. “Shadows? Sounds dramatic.”
‘Britain is fine. Ministry is full of idiots, but when isn’t it?’
‘A relief to hear. I’ve heard stories of times when Britain wasn’t so peaceful. A time of fear. Do you know of such times?’
‘You mean the war? Yeah. Bit before my time. All gone now though. Shadows cleared, no monsters under the bed.’
‘No monsters… that is good. Tell me, how long has it been since those dark days?’
‘Dunno. A decade or so?’
‘That is good. People must be healing,’ the diary wrote. ‘What happened to the shadows? Hopefully they were taken care of permanently?’
Cassian’s lips twitched. Subtle as a brick, aren’t you? He scribbled back, ‘Gone. Poof. No more boogeymen lurking around. Everyone’s busy complaining about cauldron thickness regulations now.’
‘A welcome change, no doubt. Peace allows growth. Progress. But peace can be fragile. Sometimes the wrong leader or the wrong idea brings darkness back. Do you ever worry about that?’
Cassian snorted softly through his nose. ‘Not really. Wizarding Britain doesn’t strike me as ambitious enough to try it again. Everyone is too busy buying new robes and pretending they’ve always been on the winning side.’
‘A fair point. But surely you’ve heard stories of those times? Who was it that brought such fear before?’
‘Some nutter with delusions of grandeur. History is full of them. Doesn’t matter now… he is gone. I think he liked snakes, if that helps narrow it down.’
‘Snakes? Curious. And this figure, this dark one… he is not spoken of anymore? Even in whispers?’
‘Oh, people whisper,’ Cassian wrote, tapping the quill lightly on the page. ‘Mostly about how brave they were fighting him. Truth is, most of them hid in their cellars.’
‘And his name? What did they call him?’
Cassian gave a faint huff. ‘Nice try. If you don’t know already, not my job to educate you.’
The ink paused, then spread slowly. ‘I see. Forgive me. I only wish to understand history and how it shaped the present.’
‘Ask Binns. He’s been dead long enough to know the full story.’
‘I would rather hear it from you.’
Cassian rolled his eyes and wrote, ‘You’re very nosy for a diary.’
‘Knowledge is power.’
‘Or a headache. One or the other. I need to go now.’
‘Take care.’
The words bled away into the page, leaving the paper blank again. Cassian leaned back as Bathsheda traced a warding rune in the air, sealing the diary back inside its protective circle.
“Definitely fishing,” she said as the wards clicked into place.
His lips quirked. “Mm. Bait on the hook and everything.”
Bathsheda dusted her hands and straightened. “Do you think it’s sentient or just mimicking conversation?”
Cassian rubbed at his jaw, watching the diary like it might blink at him. “Not sure yet. Could be clever enough to hold a chat or just parroting answers to keep us interested. Either way, it’s not harmless.”
She sat back down, her knees drawn up, gaze still fixed on the little black book. “If it’s trying to pull us in, it’s doing a bloody good job. It wants context. Names. Dates. That’s not idle chatter. It is building a map.”
He huffed a laugh and dragged a hand down his face. “Well, it hasn’t offered me eternal life or a unicorn horn yet, so I am reserving judgement.”
Bathsheda straightened, dusting her palms off on her robes. “And we haven’t got anything useful so far. Brilliant.”
“Depends how you feel about Ulaanbaatar,” he said dryly.
Her mouth curved slightly despite herself. “You are an arse.”
“Better an arse than a corpse with ‘trusted a notebook’ on the gravestone.”
She hummed softly. “Let’s try again later.”
Cassian grimaced. “Why do I feel like I’ve used up all my free trial? This is too much deja vu for my liking.”
Just to get it out of his system, he opened the diary and wrote, ‘Unit Three: Magical Thermodynamics and Strategic Nudity.’
Before the diary could even scratch out a confused ‘???’ Bathsheda flicked her wand and Cassian’s bed promptly went up in flames.
***
Next few days, they tried every approach they could think of. Sometimes coaxing, sometimes pressing. The diary proved surprisingly useful when pushed… if left in its casual chat mode, it spent most of the time fishing for details about Hogwarts, Britain, and names of notable figures. But once Cassian scribbled, “Help or I am chucking you straight into the Black Lake,” it seemed to decide cooperation was preferable.
It handed out neat little tips on first and second year material… nothing earth-shattering, but clever enough to make even Bathsheda raise a brow. Brewing hints for Pepperup Potion, tricks to stabilise a Levitation Charm, even a suggestion for how to breeze through Professor Sprout’s Herbology quizzes.
“I could get used to this,” Cassian muttered one afternoon, pen tapping lazily against the edge of the desk. “This thing could have done my work for me.”
It even offered to do Cassian’s essays.
“Literally an AI,” Cassian muttered, again and again, like repeating it would make the absurdity any less real.
On the fifth day of poking and prodding at the diary, Cassian and Bathsheda hovered over it at the desk, both wearing the same not-so-innocent look.
“You think what I think?” Bathsheda asked, her fingers brushing the edge of the protective wards.
Cassian glanced sideways at her and gave a slow nod.
“Oh, this is going to be cruel,” he said, lips twitching.
“Delightful, though.”
Cassian’s grin sharpened like a blade. “Oh, it is going to hate us for this.”
Bathsheda smirked faintly, her fingers still brushing the ward line. “Good. It deserves it. Sentient notebook thinks it can play puppet-master? Let us see how well it dances when we pull the strings.”
‘Do you know why you are here?’
The reply bled across the page after a pause…
‘I am here to help. To guide you.’
Cassian let out a snort. Not amused. More like a teacher laughing at a wrong answer.
His pen tapped against the parchment.
‘You are not useful. You are tolerated. There is a difference. I open you because I am curious, not because you matter. You understand that, don’t you?’
Cassian chuckled, writing more.
‘Let me tell you. A man named Lucius Malfoy tossed you away like a bit of rotten meat. By pure chance, I found you. You’re an unwanted diary. Not even worth a knock-off galleon at Borgin’s.’
The ink bled slowly across the parchment, like it was struggling to form words.
‘I am here to help. That is my purpose.’
‘No? You’re the saddest thing I’ve ever seen. Sitting there, praying someone would spill their heart into your pages. Even Knockturn Alley wouldn’t touch you. That is saying something… those vultures buy anything with a faint whiff of blood magic.’
Bathsheda leaned over his shoulder, her lips twitching faintly. “You are cruel.”
“Cruel is leaving a cursed object to rot for decades, praying some poor idiot stumbles over it. I am doing it a favour.”
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Chapters
- Chapter 320 320: Like a Butterfly
- Chapter 319 319: Three Patronuses
- Chapter 318 318: Storm
- Chapter 317 317: Festive!
- Chapter 316 316: Change the World
- Chapter 315 315: Age of the Fine Bronze
- Chapter 314 314: Valley of Magic
- Chapter 313
- Chapter 312
- Chapter 311 311: Students vs Professors
- Chapter 310 310: Sword
- Chapter 309 309: Ashfal
- Chapter 308 308: Plague
- Chapter 307 307: Open Class
- Chapter 306 306: Double Wedding
- Chapter 305 305: Separation
- Chapter 304 304: Veil
- Chapter 303 303: Plans!
- Chapter 302 302: Gamble
- Chapter 301 301: Offer!
- Chapter 300 300: Bathael
- Chapter 299 299: Miracle
- Chapter 298 298: Death
- Chapter 297 297: Elder Wand
- Chapter 296 296: Sigh!
- Chapter 295 295: Lilies and Memories
- Chapter 294 294: Rage
- Chapter 293 293: Bark
- Chapter 292 292: Purge
- Chapter 291 291: Portal
- Chapter 290 290: Date!
- Chapter 289 289: Cabinet
- Chapter 288 288: It's a Date!
- Chapter 287 287: Space
- Chapter 286 286: Renunciation
- Chapter 285 285: Apparition
- Chapter 284 284: Revelio!
- Chapter 283 283: Staff
- Chapter 282 282: Goblins
- Chapter 281 281: Vault
- Chapter 280 280: Luck!
- Chapter 279 279: Moonspit and Romance
- Chapter 278 278: Cloak
- Chapter 277 277: Blood Curse and Talents
- Chapter 276 276: Amortal
- Chapter 275 275: Locket
- Chapter 274 274: WWW
- Chapter 273 273: Evil
- Chapter 272 272: Souls
- Chapter 271 271: Acclaim
- Chapter 270 270: Same Old Dread
- Chapter 269 269: Home
- Chapter 268 268: Curse and Worse
- Chapter 267 267: Self-Fulfilling
- Chapter 266 266: Child Soldier
- Chapter 265 265: Fury
- Chapter 264 264: Surprise!
- Chapter 263 263: Fight!
- Chapter 262 262: Hate
- Chapter 261 261: Family Reunion
- Chapter 260 260: Traitor
- Chapter 259 259: He'll Die!
- Chapter 258 258: The Real Dark Lord
- Chapter 257 257: Cheat
- Chapter 256 256: Exams
- Chapter 255 255: Career Advice
- Chapter 254 254: Prophecies
- Chapter 253 253: Shell
- Chapter 252 252: Drunk Phoenix
- Chapter 251 251: Choice
- Chapter 250 250: Winky
- Chapter 249 249: Wardnet
- Chapter 248 248: Past, Present and Future
- Chapter 247 247: Collection
- Chapter 246 246: Giant
- Chapter 245 245: Fire Eaters
- Chapter 244 244: Worry
- Chapter 243 243: Teacher
- Chapter 242 242: Tree
- Chapter 241 241: Duel!
- Chapter 240 240: Magic-tech?
- Chapter 239 239: CCL
- Chapter 238 238: Hem Hem
- Chapter 237 237: Insane!
- Chapter 236 236: Power the Dark Lord Knows Not
- Chapter 235 235: Proud
- Chapter 234 234: Drained
- Chapter 233 233: Compensate
- Chapter 232 232: Ritual
- Chapter 231 231: Portkey
- Chapter 230 230: Maze
- Chapter 229 229: Alive!
- Chapter 228 228: Targeted Teaching
- Chapter 227 227: Dread
- Chapter 226 226: Law
- Chapter 225 225: Second Task!
- Chapter 224 224: Justified Rage
- Chapter 223 223: Sick
- Chapter 222 222: Love Potion
- Chapter 221 221: Muffin
- Chapter 220 220: Double Date
- Chapter 219 219: DRAGONS!
- Chapter 218 218: Balls
- Chapter 217 217: Ancient Variant of an Ancient Variant?
- Chapter 216 216: The Tragic Courtship Display of the British Adolescent
- Chapter 215 215: First Task
- Chapter 214 214: Contract
- Chapter 213 213: Spy
- Chapter 212 212: Four Seasons
- Chapter 211 211: Napkin Tournaments
- Chapter 210 210: Champions!
- Chapter 209 209: Worth!
- Chapter 208 208: Guests!
- Chapter 207 207: Accio My Beloved!
- Chapter 206 206: H.E.A.R.T.
- Chapter 205 205: Shield
- Chapter 204 204: Acclimation
- Chapter 203 203: Hexing Students
- Chapter 202 202: Simple
- Chapter 201 201: Intent
- Chapter 200 200: Quintic-Magick Cup
- Chapter 199 199: The Bug!
- Chapter 198 198: Attack!
- Chapter 197 197: Warning!
- Chapter 196 196: Pet
- Chapter 195 195: Unwelcomed
- Chapter 194 194: Dread
- Chapter 193 193: Djinn
- Chapter 192 192: Wake and Heed My Command
- Chapter 191 191: Monsters!
- Chapter 190 190: Awake
- Chapter 189 189: Force
- Chapter 188 188: Politics
- Chapter 187 187: Without You!
- Chapter 186 186: Avada
- Chapter 185 185: Smile!
- Chapter 184 184: Immune
- Chapter 183 183: Freeze!
- Chapter 182 182: A Fool's Chronicles - It's April! Part 2 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 181 181: Moon
- A Fool’s Chronicles – It’s April! Part 2 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 180 180: Always
- Chapter 179 179: Ominous
- Chapter 178 178: A Fool's Chronicles - It's April! Part 1 (Read After Ch170)
- A Fool’s Chronicles – It’s April! Part 1 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 177 177: Rat
- Chapter 176 176: Love
- Chapter 175 175: Serious Howl
- Chapter 174 174: MWPP
- Chapter 173 173: Map
- Chapter 172 172: Patronus
- Chapter 171 171: Grim
- Chapter 170 170: Chimera
- Chapter 169 169: Cushions
- Chapter 168 168: Duel?
- Chapter 167 167: Praise
- Chapter 166 166: Headmasters
- Chapter 165 165: Forced!
- Chapter 164 164: Liar!
- Chapter 163 163: Druid
- Chapter 162 162: No
- Chapter 161 161: Damn You, Sirius Black!
- Chapter 160 160: Dementors!
- Chapter 159 159: Fear
- Chapter 158 158: Logic
- Chapter 157 157: Rewind!
- Chapter 156 156: Boggart
- Chapter 155 155: Cookie?
- Chapter 154 154: Crack
- Chapter 153 153: Mouse
- Chapter 152 152: Siriusly?
- Chapter 151 151: Foam
- Chapter 150 150: Events
- Chapter 149 149: Alternate Reality
- Chapter 148 148: Footpath
- Chapter 147 147: Ngaralu
- Chapter 146 146: Call!
- Chapter 145 145: Noctis
- Chapter 144 144: Summer
- Chapter 143 143: Power
- Chapter 142 142: Thief's Chronicle I - The Burden (Read After -Rowena vs Illiteracy-)
- Chapter 141 141: Dismissed
- Thief’s Chronicle I – The Burden (Read After -Rowena vs Illiteracy-)
- Chapter 140 140: Memory Wipe!
- Chapter 139 139: Dark
- Chapter 138 138: Riddle!
- Chapter 137 137: Chamber
- Chapter 136 136: Sacked
- Chapter 135 135: Creed
- Chapter 134 134: Valentine's
- Chapter 133 133: Ash
- Chapter 132 132: Favours
- Ch131- Sacked
- Ch130- Creed
- Ch129- Valentine’s
- Ch128- Ash
- Ch127- Favours
- Ch126- Spectacle-s
- Ch125- Shot!
- Ch124- Lost
- Ch123- Yule
- Ch122- Clue!
- Ch121- Parselmouth
- Ch120- Duel
- Ch119- Joy
- Ch118- Decision!
- Ch117- Blah Blah Law
- Ch116- Crack
- Ch115- Confess
- Ch114- Especially!
- Ch113- Rogue
- Ch112- Bird is the Word!
- Ch111- Parents
- Ch110- Damn You Lucius!
- Ch109- NO!
- Ch108- Daisy
- Ch107- Trust Me Bro, Click the Link
- Ch106- Hello, World!
- Ch105- Bad Decisions!
- Ch104- Wand!
- Ch103- Star!
- Ch102- Dragon Wakes!
- Ch101- Shrine
- Ch100- Meeting
- Ch99- Punch
- Ch98- Invest All!
- Ch97- Gate
- Ch96- Never Forget!
- Ch95- Forget!
- Ch94- Immortal Couple
- Ch93- Curse or Gift
- Ch92- Mob
- C- Between the Lines #3 – Rowena vs Illiteracy (Read After Ch 30)
- Ch91- Break
- Ch90- Temple
- Ch89- Family First
- Ch88- House-Visit
- Ch87- Bloody Rosier
- Ch86- Points
- Ch85- Play
- Ch84- The Obstacle
- Ch83- Would He?
- Ch82- Ignivolatus
- Ch81- Say It!
- Ch80- Wraith
- Ch79- Murder Forest
- Ch78- Summon
- Ch77- Comfortable
- Ch76- Bond!
- Ch75- Dragon?
- Ch74- Secrets
- Ch73- Erase!
- Ch72- Memory
- Curse Logs #1 – Marius Vale (Read After Ch 28)
- Ch71- Thief
- Ch70- Mirror
- Between the Lines #3 – Regulus vs Lucius(Read After Ch 58)
- Ch69- Crushing Defeat
- Ch68- Chess
- Ch67- Snow
- Ch66- Game On
- Ch65- Soaked
- Between the Lines #2 – Gryffindor vs Ghost (Read After Ch 56)
- Ch64- Leviosaaa!
- Ch63- Troll
- Ch62- Flawed
- Between the Lines #1 – Slytherin vs Badger (Read After Ch 56)
- Ch61- Tribute
- Ch60- Punishment
- Ch59- Fly!
- Ch58- Daddy!
- Ch57- A DAMN PEN!
- Ch56- WHY?!
- Ch55- The Greatest Creation!
- Ch54- Revenge!
- Ch53- Secrets?
- Ch52- Measure of Deterrence
- Ch51- New Year
- Ch50- Potter
- Ch49- Yoghurt
- Ch48- Return
- Ch47- Master Ji
- Ch46- SMELLS LIKE… LIES!
- Ch45- Extra
- Ch44- Türkiye
- Ch43- Troublesome Runes
- Ch42- Eureka
- Ch41- Pungent
- Ch40- Hot!
- Ch39- Gravitas
- Ch38- Serious?
- Ch37- A Rosier
- Ch36- Not That Name!
- Ch35- Staff Meeting
- Ch34- Somewhere Else
- Ch33- Age Line
- Ch32- Coward!
- Spells and Ancient Varriants
- Ch31- Academic Liabilities
- Ch30- Founders
- Ch29- Soooo…
- Ch28- New Professor
- Ch27- Magical Contraception
- Ch26- Mind Magic
- Ch25- Brand
- Ch24- Fjords
- Ch23- Brain Drills
- Ch22- Almost A Proper One
- Ch21- Collapse
- Ch20- Ancient Cave
- Ch19- Family
- Ch18- Bloody Historians
- Ch17- Curse
- Ch16- Surviving the Year
- Ch15- Bathsheda Babbling
- Ch14- Aromic Bomb
- Ch13- Selena Rosier
- Ch12- Softening Charm
- Ch11- Unerasable History
- Ch10- Kitchen
- Ch9- The Witch!
- Ch8- First Lesson
- Ch7- New Year Begins
- Ch6- Professor Rosier
- Ch5- Lucian Rosier
- Ch4- Teacher?
- Ch3- Lumos
- Ch2- List
- Ch1- Useless. Failure. A Joke!
- Character Images