Ch112- Bird is the Word!
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Cassian stepped into the classroom and scrawled a single word across the board, Avis. The chalk squeaked before snapping. He gave it a look, then turned to the students with a wide grin.
“Today,” he said, tapping the board with what was left of the chalk, “we’re learning a spell that’s technically a charm, but for reasons only Gods and your curriculum designer understand, you were taught it by the Deputy Headmistress, in Transfiguration class.” He let that hang. “I know. It’s a mystery.”
He leaned back against the desk, arms loosely folded. “You’ve already tried your hand at it, or so I’ve heard. And from what I’ve also heard, most of you made a mess of it. Birds half-formed, wings inside out, one poor sod apparently conjured a beak on his quill.” He raised his brows at the Slytherins. “Flint, was that you?”
Marcus Flint blinked once. “No.”
Cassian didn’t look convinced. “Hmm. Tragic, really. But not to worry, today, we’ll fix all that. And by ‘fix,’ I mean I’ll tell you how this spell came to exist, why it does what it does, and if you’re lucky, by the end, you’ll actually manage one that doesn’t squawk mid-air and divebomb your inkpot.”
He straightened, grabbing a piece of chalk.
“So,” he said, underlining Avis, “Latin for bird. Obvious. No points for that. But—” He drew a short line underneath and added a second word. Avisatio. “—this one. Older. The root charm. Didn’t produce birds. It produced feathers. Smoke patterns, sometimes. All symbolic stuff. It was used in ritual dances during early Mediterranean conjuring. Think wandless, robes optional, and a lot of shouting under the moon.”
Oliver Wood leaned forward, frowning. “Wait, it started as a ritual?”
Cassian didn’t look up. “Most did, Wood. Magic didn’t come out of a textbook.”
He waved his wand and cast Lumos Spectaculum.
The torches dimmed. The classroom filled with flickering light and voices.
“Now,” Cassian said as he strolled down the aisle between the rows of desks, “like most things, this spell was born from necessity.”
The spectral scene shifted, smoke gathering at the front of the room. A rough outline of figures took shape, bare arms, patterned tunics, faces painted in jagged lines. They danced barefoot in a circle under an imagined moon.
“Early ritualists,” Cassian nodded toward the scene.
Percy raised his hand. “Professor, are these Mediterranean druids?”
Cassian didn’t slow. “Good guess, Mr Weasley. Wrong, but polite. These are early Sicilian casters, pre-Roman. No proper robes, barely a script. Their casting language was more grunts and repetition than anything you’d call refined.”
One of the glowing figures flicked his fingers. Feathers burst from his hands, curling in the smoke.
“Feathers,” Cassian said, pausing near the Ravenclaw row. “Symbolic conjuration. The idea was to show favour from sky-bound spirits. Wind gods, storm beings. Whatever they feared enough to praise.”
A boy near Clearwater squinted up at the vision. “But why not birds?”
“This spell, Avisatio, started as a symbolic invocation. The shape of a bird, the idea of flight, freedom. Protection, if you were lucky. The intention mattered more than the result. They weren’t trying to create birds. They were trying to send messages to whatever god wasn’t currently ruining their crops.” Cassian replied.
“But of course, symbolism wasn’t good enough forever. Someone, probably Roman, possibly very bored, decided feathers weren’t dramatic enough. Hence…” He flicked his wand, and half a dozen small brown birds burst into the air, wings flapping like chaos.
“Avis,” he said, stepping out of the way as one divebombed Flint.
Flint flinched, swatted at the air, and muttered something deeply Slytherin under his breath.
Cassian looked entirely unbothered. “That’s the finished charm. Latin spell structure, stabilised motion, trigger word embedded in the intent.”
A few Ravenclaws snorted.
Cassian turned back to the board, tapping beside the word ‘Avis’. “Thing is, scholars call this a charm. But charms were originally any spell that altered, summoned, or animated something without fundamentally changing its nature. By that logic, Transfiguration and Charms blur all over the place. And yet—” He looked at Percy again. “—you learned this in Transfiguration class.”
Penelope Clearwater frowned. “Because it creates something physical?”
“Because McGonagall hates ambiguity,” Cassian said. “And frankly, that’s the only explanation I’ve got. But spells don’t care what department you file them under. They care about intent, motion, and control.”
“Now,” He continued, “the reason most of you were failing with this particular spell is simple. No, really simple. Because ‘bird’ is too vague.”
The room stared back at him. A few squints, one eyebrow twitch. No one sure if he was joking.
He pinched the bridge of his nose. “I’ve taught you for three and a half years already. How many times have I said this? Spells are as strong as your imagination. Your intent. Your will. What picture’s sitting behind your eyes when you cast.”
He walked to the front row, spun lightly on his heel. “Mr Nott. What is a bird?”
The boy blinked, caught mid-scratch of his parchment. “Er… a creature with wings?”
“Excellent. Describe every bird in existence in one go. Go on, I’ll wait.” He stared at Nott like he was expecting an encyclopaedia recital. Nothing came. “Right. Anyone else?”
“Feathers?” said a Gryffindor.
“Vague.”
“Beak?”
“Still vague.”
“Flies?”
“Not all of them. Ask the dodo.”
He paced back to the board. “See, this is the issue. You’re asking your wand to make a ‘bird’ without telling it what that means. It’s like shouting ‘food’ at a waiter and expecting filet mignon instead of a plate of beans.”
He flicked his wand again. The smoky ritual scene reformed.
“Now watch this,” he said, stepping back.
One of the figures circled a raised platform. Each lap followed the same rhythm, arm raised, word muttered, turn. Repeat. Another held a carved feather in both hands, swaying with the motion, lips moving in time with the steps.
He pointed at the illusion. “You see? Every ritual wants one thing, connection. The divine, the unknowable, the thing in the sky chucking lightning at your cows. People think rituals are about offerings and chants. What they’re really doing is slipping out of their own heads.”
He stepped into the flickering light, shadows of the ritual figures moving in slow loops behind him. “Modern psychology calls it transient hypofrontality, try saying that with a mouthful of treacle tart. Your brain zones out the bit that nags you about deadlines. You’re not asleep. Just… somewhere else. Focused. Everything else goes dim.”
The class was unusually quiet now. Even Clearwater had stopped scribbling.
Cassian pointed at the barefoot figures in the smoke. One turned again, arms raised, voice caught mid-chant. Another swept feathers across the air, over and over, with the same rhythm.
“Repeated motion. Repeated sound. They did this for hours. Eventually, they all saw the same thing, whatever they imagined sacred. A single bird. Same shape. Same size. Same weight in their minds.”
He settled on his desk with a thump that made the chalk rattle. “Now. Close your eyes.”
No one moved.
“Go on. Close them. It’s not a trick. I’m not going to turn your eyebrows into feathers, though I am writing that down for later.”
A few reluctant chuckles, but the eyes started dropping shut.
“Good. Now imagine a bird. Whatever you want, don’t say it out loud.
“Think about its wings,” he said. “The shape. Where they fold. How far they stretch. What colour it is. Pattern on the feathers. Size. Weight. Imagine it sitting in your hand. Warm. Breathing. Feel that vibration passing onto you. Imagine its voice.”
He clapped his hands. A few students jumped.
“That,” he said, “is the base of every spell.”
He waited a beat, then pointed a finger around the room. “The problem is, in a duel, you don’t have time to close your eyes and go on a scenic tour of Birdland. Can anyone tell me why this spell is sixth-year and not second?”
Silence.
Cassian arched a brow. “Come on, I haven’t hexed anyone this week. Yet.”
Penelope cleared her throat. “Because it requires advanced magical control?”
“Too textbook. Try again.”
Flint raised a hand half-heartedly. “Because it’s useless?”
Cassian pointed at him. “That’s the spirit. Wrong, but honest.” He wandered back to the front. “No, it’s sixth-year because by now, you’re supposed to have the basics drilled into that collective porridge you call brains. Focus, control, imagination. You need all three, working at once.”
He tapped the board again. “You want birds? You better know what kind. Want them sharp, fast, and accurate? Then stop thinking ‘bird’ and start thinking ‘hawk with a purpose.’ You want distraction? Think noisy, shiny, flapping nuisance. Spellwork’s not just mechanics, it’s mental clarity under pressure. That’s why first-timers get feathers and headaches, and you get a spell that can, with the right intent, blind a duellist or mess up a tracking ward.”
Oliver’s brow furrowed. “Mess up a tracking ward?”
Cassian tossed a bit of parchment into the air and flicked his wand. A single bird burst from it, spun in a lazy circle, and vanished before hitting the floor.
“Think about it,” he said. “Conjured birds. Magic residue. Ever tried tracking someone through an alley full of animated magic noise?” He paused, eyes scanning the room. “Exactly. Nothing like a few hundred spectral wings to clutter the scene.”
There were a few scribbles now, taking notes, just in case.
Cassian grinned, checking his watch. “Right. That’s it for now. Two-foot homework, write me your favourite bird. I only want adjectives.”
Flint groaned. “Two foot to describe a bloody bird?”
“Correct,” Cassian said, turning back to the board. “Two-foot is not enough. Make it three. Now, move.”
Chairs scraped. Groans followed. Parchments rustled as bags were yanked open and quills were hunted down like prey.
Cassian let them fumble through their complaints a bit longer, then added, “And if I see ‘beautiful’ or ‘nice’ on your list, I’m docking points. Be interesting. Be specific.”
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- Chapter 320 320: Like a Butterfly
- Chapter 319 319: Three Patronuses
- Chapter 318 318: Storm
- Chapter 317 317: Festive!
- Chapter 316 316: Change the World
- Chapter 315 315: Age of the Fine Bronze
- Chapter 314 314: Valley of Magic
- Chapter 313
- Chapter 312
- Chapter 311 311: Students vs Professors
- Chapter 310 310: Sword
- Chapter 309 309: Ashfal
- Chapter 308 308: Plague
- Chapter 307 307: Open Class
- Chapter 306 306: Double Wedding
- Chapter 305 305: Separation
- Chapter 304 304: Veil
- Chapter 303 303: Plans!
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- Chapter 301 301: Offer!
- Chapter 300 300: Bathael
- Chapter 299 299: Miracle
- Chapter 298 298: Death
- Chapter 297 297: Elder Wand
- Chapter 296 296: Sigh!
- Chapter 295 295: Lilies and Memories
- Chapter 294 294: Rage
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- Chapter 292 292: Purge
- Chapter 291 291: Portal
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- Chapter 288 288: It's a Date!
- Chapter 287 287: Space
- Chapter 286 286: Renunciation
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- Chapter 283 283: Staff
- Chapter 282 282: Goblins
- Chapter 281 281: Vault
- Chapter 280 280: Luck!
- Chapter 279 279: Moonspit and Romance
- Chapter 278 278: Cloak
- Chapter 277 277: Blood Curse and Talents
- Chapter 276 276: Amortal
- Chapter 275 275: Locket
- Chapter 274 274: WWW
- Chapter 273 273: Evil
- Chapter 272 272: Souls
- Chapter 271 271: Acclaim
- Chapter 270 270: Same Old Dread
- Chapter 269 269: Home
- Chapter 268 268: Curse and Worse
- Chapter 267 267: Self-Fulfilling
- Chapter 266 266: Child Soldier
- Chapter 265 265: Fury
- Chapter 264 264: Surprise!
- Chapter 263 263: Fight!
- Chapter 262 262: Hate
- Chapter 261 261: Family Reunion
- Chapter 260 260: Traitor
- Chapter 259 259: He'll Die!
- Chapter 258 258: The Real Dark Lord
- Chapter 257 257: Cheat
- Chapter 256 256: Exams
- Chapter 255 255: Career Advice
- Chapter 254 254: Prophecies
- Chapter 253 253: Shell
- Chapter 252 252: Drunk Phoenix
- Chapter 251 251: Choice
- Chapter 250 250: Winky
- Chapter 249 249: Wardnet
- Chapter 248 248: Past, Present and Future
- Chapter 247 247: Collection
- Chapter 246 246: Giant
- Chapter 245 245: Fire Eaters
- Chapter 244 244: Worry
- Chapter 243 243: Teacher
- Chapter 242 242: Tree
- Chapter 241 241: Duel!
- Chapter 240 240: Magic-tech?
- Chapter 239 239: CCL
- Chapter 238 238: Hem Hem
- Chapter 237 237: Insane!
- Chapter 236 236: Power the Dark Lord Knows Not
- Chapter 235 235: Proud
- Chapter 234 234: Drained
- Chapter 233 233: Compensate
- Chapter 232 232: Ritual
- Chapter 231 231: Portkey
- Chapter 230 230: Maze
- Chapter 229 229: Alive!
- Chapter 228 228: Targeted Teaching
- Chapter 227 227: Dread
- Chapter 226 226: Law
- Chapter 225 225: Second Task!
- Chapter 224 224: Justified Rage
- Chapter 223 223: Sick
- Chapter 222 222: Love Potion
- Chapter 221 221: Muffin
- Chapter 220 220: Double Date
- Chapter 219 219: DRAGONS!
- Chapter 218 218: Balls
- Chapter 217 217: Ancient Variant of an Ancient Variant?
- Chapter 216 216: The Tragic Courtship Display of the British Adolescent
- Chapter 215 215: First Task
- Chapter 214 214: Contract
- Chapter 213 213: Spy
- Chapter 212 212: Four Seasons
- Chapter 211 211: Napkin Tournaments
- Chapter 210 210: Champions!
- Chapter 209 209: Worth!
- Chapter 208 208: Guests!
- Chapter 207 207: Accio My Beloved!
- Chapter 206 206: H.E.A.R.T.
- Chapter 205 205: Shield
- Chapter 204 204: Acclimation
- Chapter 203 203: Hexing Students
- Chapter 202 202: Simple
- Chapter 201 201: Intent
- Chapter 200 200: Quintic-Magick Cup
- Chapter 199 199: The Bug!
- Chapter 198 198: Attack!
- Chapter 197 197: Warning!
- Chapter 196 196: Pet
- Chapter 195 195: Unwelcomed
- Chapter 194 194: Dread
- Chapter 193 193: Djinn
- Chapter 192 192: Wake and Heed My Command
- Chapter 191 191: Monsters!
- Chapter 190 190: Awake
- Chapter 189 189: Force
- Chapter 188 188: Politics
- Chapter 187 187: Without You!
- Chapter 186 186: Avada
- Chapter 185 185: Smile!
- Chapter 184 184: Immune
- Chapter 183 183: Freeze!
- Chapter 182 182: A Fool's Chronicles - It's April! Part 2 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 181 181: Moon
- A Fool’s Chronicles – It’s April! Part 2 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 180 180: Always
- Chapter 179 179: Ominous
- Chapter 178 178: A Fool's Chronicles - It's April! Part 1 (Read After Ch170)
- A Fool’s Chronicles – It’s April! Part 1 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 177 177: Rat
- Chapter 176 176: Love
- Chapter 175 175: Serious Howl
- Chapter 174 174: MWPP
- Chapter 173 173: Map
- Chapter 172 172: Patronus
- Chapter 171 171: Grim
- Chapter 170 170: Chimera
- Chapter 169 169: Cushions
- Chapter 168 168: Duel?
- Chapter 167 167: Praise
- Chapter 166 166: Headmasters
- Chapter 165 165: Forced!
- Chapter 164 164: Liar!
- Chapter 163 163: Druid
- Chapter 162 162: No
- Chapter 161 161: Damn You, Sirius Black!
- Chapter 160 160: Dementors!
- Chapter 159 159: Fear
- Chapter 158 158: Logic
- Chapter 157 157: Rewind!
- Chapter 156 156: Boggart
- Chapter 155 155: Cookie?
- Chapter 154 154: Crack
- Chapter 153 153: Mouse
- Chapter 152 152: Siriusly?
- Chapter 151 151: Foam
- Chapter 150 150: Events
- Chapter 149 149: Alternate Reality
- Chapter 148 148: Footpath
- Chapter 147 147: Ngaralu
- Chapter 146 146: Call!
- Chapter 145 145: Noctis
- Chapter 144 144: Summer
- Chapter 143 143: Power
- Chapter 142 142: Thief's Chronicle I - The Burden (Read After -Rowena vs Illiteracy-)
- Chapter 141 141: Dismissed
- Thief’s Chronicle I – The Burden (Read After -Rowena vs Illiteracy-)
- Chapter 140 140: Memory Wipe!
- Chapter 139 139: Dark
- Chapter 138 138: Riddle!
- Chapter 137 137: Chamber
- Chapter 136 136: Sacked
- Chapter 135 135: Creed
- Chapter 134 134: Valentine's
- Chapter 133 133: Ash
- Chapter 132 132: Favours
- Ch131- Sacked
- Ch130- Creed
- Ch129- Valentine’s
- Ch128- Ash
- Ch127- Favours
- Ch126- Spectacle-s
- Ch125- Shot!
- Ch124- Lost
- Ch123- Yule
- Ch122- Clue!
- Ch121- Parselmouth
- Ch120- Duel
- Ch119- Joy
- Ch118- Decision!
- Ch117- Blah Blah Law
- Ch116- Crack
- Ch115- Confess
- Ch114- Especially!
- Ch113- Rogue
- Ch112- Bird is the Word!
- Ch111- Parents
- Ch110- Damn You Lucius!
- Ch109- NO!
- Ch108- Daisy
- Ch107- Trust Me Bro, Click the Link
- Ch106- Hello, World!
- Ch105- Bad Decisions!
- Ch104- Wand!
- Ch103- Star!
- Ch102- Dragon Wakes!
- Ch101- Shrine
- Ch100- Meeting
- Ch99- Punch
- Ch98- Invest All!
- Ch97- Gate
- Ch96- Never Forget!
- Ch95- Forget!
- Ch94- Immortal Couple
- Ch93- Curse or Gift
- Ch92- Mob
- C- Between the Lines #3 – Rowena vs Illiteracy (Read After Ch 30)
- Ch91- Break
- Ch90- Temple
- Ch89- Family First
- Ch88- House-Visit
- Ch87- Bloody Rosier
- Ch86- Points
- Ch85- Play
- Ch84- The Obstacle
- Ch83- Would He?
- Ch82- Ignivolatus
- Ch81- Say It!
- Ch80- Wraith
- Ch79- Murder Forest
- Ch78- Summon
- Ch77- Comfortable
- Ch76- Bond!
- Ch75- Dragon?
- Ch74- Secrets
- Ch73- Erase!
- Ch72- Memory
- Curse Logs #1 – Marius Vale (Read After Ch 28)
- Ch71- Thief
- Ch70- Mirror
- Between the Lines #3 – Regulus vs Lucius(Read After Ch 58)
- Ch69- Crushing Defeat
- Ch68- Chess
- Ch67- Snow
- Ch66- Game On
- Ch65- Soaked
- Between the Lines #2 – Gryffindor vs Ghost (Read After Ch 56)
- Ch64- Leviosaaa!
- Ch63- Troll
- Ch62- Flawed
- Between the Lines #1 – Slytherin vs Badger (Read After Ch 56)
- Ch61- Tribute
- Ch60- Punishment
- Ch59- Fly!
- Ch58- Daddy!
- Ch57- A DAMN PEN!
- Ch56- WHY?!
- Ch55- The Greatest Creation!
- Ch54- Revenge!
- Ch53- Secrets?
- Ch52- Measure of Deterrence
- Ch51- New Year
- Ch50- Potter
- Ch49- Yoghurt
- Ch48- Return
- Ch47- Master Ji
- Ch46- SMELLS LIKE… LIES!
- Ch45- Extra
- Ch44- Türkiye
- Ch43- Troublesome Runes
- Ch42- Eureka
- Ch41- Pungent
- Ch40- Hot!
- Ch39- Gravitas
- Ch38- Serious?
- Ch37- A Rosier
- Ch36- Not That Name!
- Ch35- Staff Meeting
- Ch34- Somewhere Else
- Ch33- Age Line
- Ch32- Coward!
- Spells and Ancient Varriants
- Ch31- Academic Liabilities
- Ch30- Founders
- Ch29- Soooo…
- Ch28- New Professor
- Ch27- Magical Contraception
- Ch26- Mind Magic
- Ch25- Brand
- Ch24- Fjords
- Ch23- Brain Drills
- Ch22- Almost A Proper One
- Ch21- Collapse
- Ch20- Ancient Cave
- Ch19- Family
- Ch18- Bloody Historians
- Ch17- Curse
- Ch16- Surviving the Year
- Ch15- Bathsheda Babbling
- Ch14- Aromic Bomb
- Ch13- Selena Rosier
- Ch12- Softening Charm
- Ch11- Unerasable History
- Ch10- Kitchen
- Ch9- The Witch!
- Ch8- First Lesson
- Ch7- New Year Begins
- Ch6- Professor Rosier
- Ch5- Lucian Rosier
- Ch4- Teacher?
- Ch3- Lumos
- Ch2- List
- Ch1- Useless. Failure. A Joke!
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