Chapter 202 202: Simple
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Oof, I’ve been writing a lot of Author Notes lately.
In the previous chapter, the reason I referred to sixth-year students as “O.W.L.s” was because I was thinking of them like grad students. That said, when I first published this chapter, I was told the same thing. I meant to change it, but either the edit didn’t go through or I simply forgot. All in all, N.E.W.T level doesn’t feel right either, since they are two years away from that.
In any case, the Twin Gryffindors, Cedric, etc. are all sixth-year students. It wasn’t timeline issue but that I used the wrong term.
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Cassian was nearly out the door, halfway through deciding if the staff room tea was worth seeing Severus’s face, when the door banged open and Hermione barrelled in. Neville trailed behind her, looking like he’d rather be anywhere else, including a Potions quiz.
Cassian blinked. “Where’s the rest of you?”
Neville tried to mumble something vague, but Hermione steamrolled him.
“They’re brutal slave-owners.”
Cassian tilted his head. “Sorry, what now?”
Neville sighed, rubbing the back of his neck. “She learned about the house-elves. In the kitchens.”
“Ah,” Cassian said, nodding. “That’ll do it. Did you think your birthday cakes floated up from the sewers?”
Hermione looked like he’d just drop-kicked a unicorn. “I thought it was Hogwarts magic!”
He spread his hands. “Well, it is. Just… attached to very small, very overworked bodies.”
“You…?” Her voice cracked halfway up the octave scale. “You knew all this time?”
Cassian shrugged. “I’ve been to the kitchens more often than I’ve been to my classes. So yeah.”
She gawked at him, eyes wide and blazing. “How can you say that so casually? This is exploitation! A whole species, forced into it!”
Cassian sighed. Honestly, he’d thought the same at first. Coming from 2025, the idea of tiny magical creatures ironing pillowcases for free was a hard one to swallow. But… House-Elves were called that for a reason. And no lecture was going to fix it.
He turned on his heel. “Come on.”
Hermione stomped after him, bag swinging. Neville lingered.
“Am I needed?”
Cassian shot him a grin. “Yes.”
Neville groaned and followed.
They stopped outside the heavy painting of a fruit bowl. Cassian reached out, tickled the pear. It giggled, then turned into a doorknob.
He pushed it open with a flourish. “Ta-ta. Welcome to the Kitchens.”
The warmth hit first, stew, fresh bread, something sweet. The clatter of pots, the rush of spells, and more than a few squeaky voices filled the air. Dozens of House-Elves bustled about, bouncing between enchanted ladles and floating trays like a swarm of tiny, apron-clad hurricanes.
Hermione froze, eyes wide.
Cassian ignored her. “Boppy!”
With a sharp crack, a small House-Elf appeared right in front of them. His ears flapped as he bowed so low his nose brushed the flagstones.
“Master Professor!” Boppy squeaked, beaming. “What can Boppy do for you?”
Cassian crouched, one hand on the elf’s shoulder. “Say, Boppy. How’s Hogwarts treating you?”
Boppy’s eyes went glassy. “Oh! Hogwarts be blessing Boppy, sir! Warm beds! Kind masters! Magic work! Boppy be so proud!”
“Would you like to do anything else?” Cassian asked.
Boppy blinked. “Else… what, sir?”
Cassian raised both brows. “What if you didn’t have to work? Just stayed in Hogwarts, did whatever you liked, no orders, no cooking?”
Boppy made a sound halfway between a gasp and a sob. “No working? No ironing? No cooking? No magic?”
Cassian shrugged. “Yeah. Lounge about. Kick your feet up. Nap in the sun like a cat.”
Boppy clutched his apron, horrified. “That be horrible, sir! Horrible! Boppy be useless then! Good-for-nothing elf!”
Hermione opened her mouth. Cassian shot her a glance. She closed it again.
He kept going. “All right. Say we let you leave Hogwarts. Go anywhere. Live in Diagon Alley, eat biscuits, see the world. No masters, no duties.”
Boppy blinked. “Leave Hogwarts?”
The idea clearly hadn’t registered until now. His knees wobbled. “Leave Hogwarts, where Boppy be born, where Boppy’s great-great-great-granny polished the third-floor gargoyles with toothbrushes?”
Cassian winced. “That’s… oddly specific.”
“Sir,” Boppy whimpered, lip trembling, “Boppy loves Hogwarts. Boppy never wants to leave. Never!”
Hermione’s fingers twitched around the strap of her bag. Cassian didn’t give her a chance to interject.
He crouched a little closer. “Last one. You want a sock?”
Boppy recoiled like he’d been offered a live scorpion. “No! Master, no! Please, no! Boppy be good! Boppy don’t need clothes! Boppy don’t want clothes!”
The tears hit full force then, great wobbling drops sliding down his cheeks. He grabbed Cassian’s robes and wailed, “Please don’t be giving Boppy a sock, Master Professor! Boppy be loyal! Boppy never betray Hogwarts!”
Cassian sighed through his nose. “No sock, Boppy.”
The elf sniffled, clung a little tighter, then let go with a series of exaggerated bows that nearly knocked his forehead into the stone floor. “Thank you, Master Professor, thank you!”
Cassian rose, turned to Hermione.
She looked stricken.
He spread his hands. “I don’t make the rules. This is what you’re dealing with.”
Hermione swallowed. “But… but they don’t know better. They’ve been conditioned-“
“They’ve also been around for centuries, and trust me, most of them have more magic in their pinky than a sixth-year Ravenclaw on sugar,” Cassian said, accepting a tray from Tweak, who gave a low bow before vanishing back into the blur of kitchen noise. Neville took one from Nitwit with a quiet thank you. Hermione refused.
Cassian waved Boppy off. “I’m not giving you a sock, Boppy. Settle down. Was just asking.”
Boppy’s whole face lit up, then he zipped off with a crack of glee.
Cassian turned and headed for the door, already biting into one of the pastries. He spoke through it.
“What are dragons, Miss Granger?”
Hermione blinked, still a bit glassy. “Er, magical creatures. Large, winged. Reptilian. Breathe fire. Extremely dangerous. Native to several regions…”
“Mm.” Cassian crammed more pastry into his mouth. “And what’s their nature?”
She frowned. “Predatory.”
“Why?”
“They… well, they’re carnivores.”
“Plenty of carnivores don’t go setting forests on fire. Why’re they so violent?”
“They’re territorial,” she said slowly, “and defensive. Most attacks are provoked.”
“Right,” Cassian nodded, licking sugar off his thumb. “So what’s the fire for? You reckon that’s polite conversation in dragon culture? Bit of flame to say hello?”
Hermione pursed her lips. “It’s an evolved defence.”
“Against what?” he asked, glancing back over his shoulder. “The sky? Trees? I don’t remember hearing about any airborne fireproof predators giving dragons grief.”
Neville cleared his throat softly. “Could be other dragons?”
Cassian shot him a finger-gun. “Possibly. Not bad, Longbottom. But if you’re a massive apex predator, what’re you defending yourself from? Most creatures back off when you sneeze.”
Hermione folded her arms, stubbornly clinging to logic. “It’s instinct. Dragons don’t think like people.”
“Nope,” Cassian agreed. “They think like creatures who were hunted. Long time ago, before wand-wielding became fashion, magical beasts weren’t at the top of the food chain. Dragons learned to torch first, ask questions never.”
Hermione hesitated. “So you’re saying it’s memory?”
Cassian tilted his head, tray balanced against his hip. “Not memory like yours. Memory like… baked-in dread. Comes out in instinct. Magic makes it worse. Puts the fear right in the bones.”
He popped the last bite of pastry in his mouth and chewed thoughtfully. “Now swap dragon with house-elf.”
Hermione’s face twitched. “That’s not the same.”
Cassian pointed at her with the empty tray. “Isn’t it? Creature with loads of magic, but unlike dragons they don’t fancy fighting or roasting villages. They like house work. Properly like it. They’ve got this… symbiotic thing with the families they bond to. Their words, not mine. They live through the house, and the house lives through them. Peace is the whole point, so they made a pact ages ago, they serve, we protect.”
Hermione opened her mouth, nothing came out.
Cassian gave her a little shrug. “Do you know Dobby?”
She nodded.
Cassian clicked his tongue. “Good. Dobby.”
A sharp crack. A tiny blur of tea‑towel and nerves appeared.
“Professor Rosier!” Dobby squeaked, bouncing on his toes.
Cassian smiled. “Dobby, you’re a free elf, right?”
“Yes,” Dobby said proudly. “Dobby is a free elf.”
“Brilliant.” Cassian gestured at the kitchen around them. “So what’re you doing in Hogwarts?”
Dobby tilted his head. “Working. I gets paid.”
Cassian nodded. “And why’re you doing elf‑work?”
Dobby froze. Fully. Like someone had unplugged him.
“House‑elves can’t do anything else,” he whispered.
Cassian reached out and gave the top of his head a quick pat. “Cheers, Dobby. Sorry for the bother.”
Dobby bowed low, then vanished with another crack.
Cassian turned back to Hermione.
She looked gutted. Like someone had walked over her blueprint for a better world.
Neville hovered near the wall, pretending to read the spice labels within a painting.
Cassian spread his hands.
Hermione pressed her lips together. “But… but they could be more. They should be more.”
Cassian shrugged. “Maybe. And maybe one day they will. I’m not saying the world’s perfect. I am saying you can’t bulldoze creatures into living the way you think they ought to.”
Hermione’s jaw tightened.
Cassian pushed on. “And before you say it, yes, I agree they should be treated fairly. Cruelty and orders that hurt them mustn’t exist, no one should be treating them like furniture. I’ll back that. Gladly.”
Hermione leaned in. “But they’re enslaved-“
“Hold that thought,” Cassian cut in. “Did you know Dobby saves every Knut he earns to buy Mr Potter things?”
Neville blinked. “He does?”
“Oh yes,” Cassian said, nodding. “He’s got a stash the size of my desk drawer. Buys Harry socks, books, snacks, whatever he can think of. He doesn’t even know what else to spend money on. Headmaster agreed to pay him because the idea of refusing made him itch. If the others came asking, he’d pay them too.”
Hermione paused. “He would?”
“If they want it,” Cassian said. “He’s not a bad man. Well… jury’s out on the sherbet lemon addiction, but the rest is all right-ish.”
Neville snorted under his breath.
Cassian lifted a hand. “But listen properly, because this bit matters. If you try to shove elves into a life they don’t want, you won’t be helping them. You’ll be ripping them out of the one thing that gives their magic stability. They’re sentient. They choose service. You can’t be offended on their behalf.”
Hermione’s eyes flashed. “I’m not offended. I’m trying to help.”
“That’s the trap,” Cassian said, softer this time. “Thinking you know better. Thinking your morals outrank their instincts. That’s the same ladder the people who hurt them stand on, ‘I know what’s best.’ Different direction, same root. It comes from the arrogance of false superiority.”
He held Hermione’s stare. “They’re not pets. They’re not children. They’re not props. They know what they are, what they’re built for, and what happens when that bond breaks. If you want better treatment for them, fine. I’m with you. If you want to free them all at wand‑point… you’ll have me in your way.”
Hermione’s shoulders dipped. Like her thoughts were crowding each other and she didn’t know which one to grab.
Cassian stepped back from the door. “Come on. Let’s go upstairs. Kitchens are warm, but I’m not holding a lecture between the soup pots.”
She didn’t move.
Neville nudged her gently. “Hermione… you all right?”
Her voice came out small. “I wanted it to be simple.”
Cassian exhaled. “Nothing in this castle is simple. Especially not the bits older than the plumbing.”
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- Chapter 320 320: Like a Butterfly
- Chapter 319 319: Three Patronuses
- Chapter 318 318: Storm
- Chapter 317 317: Festive!
- Chapter 316 316: Change the World
- Chapter 315 315: Age of the Fine Bronze
- Chapter 314 314: Valley of Magic
- Chapter 313
- Chapter 312
- Chapter 311 311: Students vs Professors
- Chapter 310 310: Sword
- Chapter 309 309: Ashfal
- Chapter 308 308: Plague
- Chapter 307 307: Open Class
- Chapter 306 306: Double Wedding
- Chapter 305 305: Separation
- Chapter 304 304: Veil
- Chapter 303 303: Plans!
- Chapter 302 302: Gamble
- Chapter 301 301: Offer!
- Chapter 300 300: Bathael
- Chapter 299 299: Miracle
- Chapter 298 298: Death
- Chapter 297 297: Elder Wand
- Chapter 296 296: Sigh!
- Chapter 295 295: Lilies and Memories
- Chapter 294 294: Rage
- Chapter 293 293: Bark
- Chapter 292 292: Purge
- Chapter 291 291: Portal
- Chapter 290 290: Date!
- Chapter 289 289: Cabinet
- Chapter 288 288: It's a Date!
- Chapter 287 287: Space
- Chapter 286 286: Renunciation
- Chapter 285 285: Apparition
- Chapter 284 284: Revelio!
- Chapter 283 283: Staff
- Chapter 282 282: Goblins
- Chapter 281 281: Vault
- Chapter 280 280: Luck!
- Chapter 279 279: Moonspit and Romance
- Chapter 278 278: Cloak
- Chapter 277 277: Blood Curse and Talents
- Chapter 276 276: Amortal
- Chapter 275 275: Locket
- Chapter 274 274: WWW
- Chapter 273 273: Evil
- Chapter 272 272: Souls
- Chapter 271 271: Acclaim
- Chapter 270 270: Same Old Dread
- Chapter 269 269: Home
- Chapter 268 268: Curse and Worse
- Chapter 267 267: Self-Fulfilling
- Chapter 266 266: Child Soldier
- Chapter 265 265: Fury
- Chapter 264 264: Surprise!
- Chapter 263 263: Fight!
- Chapter 262 262: Hate
- Chapter 261 261: Family Reunion
- Chapter 260 260: Traitor
- Chapter 259 259: He'll Die!
- Chapter 258 258: The Real Dark Lord
- Chapter 257 257: Cheat
- Chapter 256 256: Exams
- Chapter 255 255: Career Advice
- Chapter 254 254: Prophecies
- Chapter 253 253: Shell
- Chapter 252 252: Drunk Phoenix
- Chapter 251 251: Choice
- Chapter 250 250: Winky
- Chapter 249 249: Wardnet
- Chapter 248 248: Past, Present and Future
- Chapter 247 247: Collection
- Chapter 246 246: Giant
- Chapter 245 245: Fire Eaters
- Chapter 244 244: Worry
- Chapter 243 243: Teacher
- Chapter 242 242: Tree
- Chapter 241 241: Duel!
- Chapter 240 240: Magic-tech?
- Chapter 239 239: CCL
- Chapter 238 238: Hem Hem
- Chapter 237 237: Insane!
- Chapter 236 236: Power the Dark Lord Knows Not
- Chapter 235 235: Proud
- Chapter 234 234: Drained
- Chapter 233 233: Compensate
- Chapter 232 232: Ritual
- Chapter 231 231: Portkey
- Chapter 230 230: Maze
- Chapter 229 229: Alive!
- Chapter 228 228: Targeted Teaching
- Chapter 227 227: Dread
- Chapter 226 226: Law
- Chapter 225 225: Second Task!
- Chapter 224 224: Justified Rage
- Chapter 223 223: Sick
- Chapter 222 222: Love Potion
- Chapter 221 221: Muffin
- Chapter 220 220: Double Date
- Chapter 219 219: DRAGONS!
- Chapter 218 218: Balls
- Chapter 217 217: Ancient Variant of an Ancient Variant?
- Chapter 216 216: The Tragic Courtship Display of the British Adolescent
- Chapter 215 215: First Task
- Chapter 214 214: Contract
- Chapter 213 213: Spy
- Chapter 212 212: Four Seasons
- Chapter 211 211: Napkin Tournaments
- Chapter 210 210: Champions!
- Chapter 209 209: Worth!
- Chapter 208 208: Guests!
- Chapter 207 207: Accio My Beloved!
- Chapter 206 206: H.E.A.R.T.
- Chapter 205 205: Shield
- Chapter 204 204: Acclimation
- Chapter 203 203: Hexing Students
- Chapter 202 202: Simple
- Chapter 201 201: Intent
- Chapter 200 200: Quintic-Magick Cup
- Chapter 199 199: The Bug!
- Chapter 198 198: Attack!
- Chapter 197 197: Warning!
- Chapter 196 196: Pet
- Chapter 195 195: Unwelcomed
- Chapter 194 194: Dread
- Chapter 193 193: Djinn
- Chapter 192 192: Wake and Heed My Command
- Chapter 191 191: Monsters!
- Chapter 190 190: Awake
- Chapter 189 189: Force
- Chapter 188 188: Politics
- Chapter 187 187: Without You!
- Chapter 186 186: Avada
- Chapter 185 185: Smile!
- Chapter 184 184: Immune
- Chapter 183 183: Freeze!
- Chapter 182 182: A Fool's Chronicles - It's April! Part 2 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 181 181: Moon
- A Fool’s Chronicles – It’s April! Part 2 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 180 180: Always
- Chapter 179 179: Ominous
- Chapter 178 178: A Fool's Chronicles - It's April! Part 1 (Read After Ch170)
- A Fool’s Chronicles – It’s April! Part 1 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 177 177: Rat
- Chapter 176 176: Love
- Chapter 175 175: Serious Howl
- Chapter 174 174: MWPP
- Chapter 173 173: Map
- Chapter 172 172: Patronus
- Chapter 171 171: Grim
- Chapter 170 170: Chimera
- Chapter 169 169: Cushions
- Chapter 168 168: Duel?
- Chapter 167 167: Praise
- Chapter 166 166: Headmasters
- Chapter 165 165: Forced!
- Chapter 164 164: Liar!
- Chapter 163 163: Druid
- Chapter 162 162: No
- Chapter 161 161: Damn You, Sirius Black!
- Chapter 160 160: Dementors!
- Chapter 159 159: Fear
- Chapter 158 158: Logic
- Chapter 157 157: Rewind!
- Chapter 156 156: Boggart
- Chapter 155 155: Cookie?
- Chapter 154 154: Crack
- Chapter 153 153: Mouse
- Chapter 152 152: Siriusly?
- Chapter 151 151: Foam
- Chapter 150 150: Events
- Chapter 149 149: Alternate Reality
- Chapter 148 148: Footpath
- Chapter 147 147: Ngaralu
- Chapter 146 146: Call!
- Chapter 145 145: Noctis
- Chapter 144 144: Summer
- Chapter 143 143: Power
- Chapter 142 142: Thief's Chronicle I - The Burden (Read After -Rowena vs Illiteracy-)
- Chapter 141 141: Dismissed
- Thief’s Chronicle I – The Burden (Read After -Rowena vs Illiteracy-)
- Chapter 140 140: Memory Wipe!
- Chapter 139 139: Dark
- Chapter 138 138: Riddle!
- Chapter 137 137: Chamber
- Chapter 136 136: Sacked
- Chapter 135 135: Creed
- Chapter 134 134: Valentine's
- Chapter 133 133: Ash
- Chapter 132 132: Favours
- Ch131- Sacked
- Ch130- Creed
- Ch129- Valentine’s
- Ch128- Ash
- Ch127- Favours
- Ch126- Spectacle-s
- Ch125- Shot!
- Ch124- Lost
- Ch123- Yule
- Ch122- Clue!
- Ch121- Parselmouth
- Ch120- Duel
- Ch119- Joy
- Ch118- Decision!
- Ch117- Blah Blah Law
- Ch116- Crack
- Ch115- Confess
- Ch114- Especially!
- Ch113- Rogue
- Ch112- Bird is the Word!
- Ch111- Parents
- Ch110- Damn You Lucius!
- Ch109- NO!
- Ch108- Daisy
- Ch107- Trust Me Bro, Click the Link
- Ch106- Hello, World!
- Ch105- Bad Decisions!
- Ch104- Wand!
- Ch103- Star!
- Ch102- Dragon Wakes!
- Ch101- Shrine
- Ch100- Meeting
- Ch99- Punch
- Ch98- Invest All!
- Ch97- Gate
- Ch96- Never Forget!
- Ch95- Forget!
- Ch94- Immortal Couple
- Ch93- Curse or Gift
- Ch92- Mob
- C- Between the Lines #3 – Rowena vs Illiteracy (Read After Ch 30)
- Ch91- Break
- Ch90- Temple
- Ch89- Family First
- Ch88- House-Visit
- Ch87- Bloody Rosier
- Ch86- Points
- Ch85- Play
- Ch84- The Obstacle
- Ch83- Would He?
- Ch82- Ignivolatus
- Ch81- Say It!
- Ch80- Wraith
- Ch79- Murder Forest
- Ch78- Summon
- Ch77- Comfortable
- Ch76- Bond!
- Ch75- Dragon?
- Ch74- Secrets
- Ch73- Erase!
- Ch72- Memory
- Curse Logs #1 – Marius Vale (Read After Ch 28)
- Ch71- Thief
- Ch70- Mirror
- Between the Lines #3 – Regulus vs Lucius(Read After Ch 58)
- Ch69- Crushing Defeat
- Ch68- Chess
- Ch67- Snow
- Ch66- Game On
- Ch65- Soaked
- Between the Lines #2 – Gryffindor vs Ghost (Read After Ch 56)
- Ch64- Leviosaaa!
- Ch63- Troll
- Ch62- Flawed
- Between the Lines #1 – Slytherin vs Badger (Read After Ch 56)
- Ch61- Tribute
- Ch60- Punishment
- Ch59- Fly!
- Ch58- Daddy!
- Ch57- A DAMN PEN!
- Ch56- WHY?!
- Ch55- The Greatest Creation!
- Ch54- Revenge!
- Ch53- Secrets?
- Ch52- Measure of Deterrence
- Ch51- New Year
- Ch50- Potter
- Ch49- Yoghurt
- Ch48- Return
- Ch47- Master Ji
- Ch46- SMELLS LIKE… LIES!
- Ch45- Extra
- Ch44- Türkiye
- Ch43- Troublesome Runes
- Ch42- Eureka
- Ch41- Pungent
- Ch40- Hot!
- Ch39- Gravitas
- Ch38- Serious?
- Ch37- A Rosier
- Ch36- Not That Name!
- Ch35- Staff Meeting
- Ch34- Somewhere Else
- Ch33- Age Line
- Ch32- Coward!
- Spells and Ancient Varriants
- Ch31- Academic Liabilities
- Ch30- Founders
- Ch29- Soooo…
- Ch28- New Professor
- Ch27- Magical Contraception
- Ch26- Mind Magic
- Ch25- Brand
- Ch24- Fjords
- Ch23- Brain Drills
- Ch22- Almost A Proper One
- Ch21- Collapse
- Ch20- Ancient Cave
- Ch19- Family
- Ch18- Bloody Historians
- Ch17- Curse
- Ch16- Surviving the Year
- Ch15- Bathsheda Babbling
- Ch14- Aromic Bomb
- Ch13- Selena Rosier
- Ch12- Softening Charm
- Ch11- Unerasable History
- Ch10- Kitchen
- Ch9- The Witch!
- Ch8- First Lesson
- Ch7- New Year Begins
- Ch6- Professor Rosier
- Ch5- Lucian Rosier
- Ch4- Teacher?
- Ch3- Lumos
- Ch2- List
- Ch1- Useless. Failure. A Joke!
- Character Images