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Since Bathsheda’s brain had nearly melted trying to wrap itself around Hermione-induced time splits and Cassian wasn’t willing to sacrifice the last of his single-digit brain cell count to the altar of theoretical time mishaps, they left the castle for some air.
The garden was quiet this time of late afternoon. Most students were still drifting between lunch and classes.
They turned a corner by the greenhouses and paused.
Hagrid was in the paddock.
He stood near the fence, arms waving as he introduced the class to a large, sulky-looking Hippogriff that was eyeing a cabbage with deep suspicion. The creature didn’t appear thrilled to be involved in anything educational.
Bathsheda hesitated. “Wanna say hi?”
Cassian held up a hand. “He hasn’t noticed us yet. Let’s not ruin the magic.”
They stepped behind one of the broader trees. Not hiding exactly, just staying out of sightline. No one needed the awkward pause of ‘Oh look, your colleagues are silently judging your lesson from the shrubbery.’
Cassian leaned one shoulder against the trunk, arms folded. “First class. Third years. And a Hippogriff.”
Bathsheda rubbed her temples. “He’s really asking for it.”
“I only met one in sixth year,” he said, watching the feathers fluff. “It wasn’t a good experience.”
“Your fault, probably.”
“Unlikely. I’m very charming.”
They fell quiet as the students approached in a nervous line. Some were gawking. Others kept their eyes firmly away from the Hippogriff’s talons. Potter stepped up. Well, failed to step back.
Cassian tilted his head. “Oh look. He’s bowing.”
The Hippogriff shifted, wings twitching, then returned the bow.
Cassian raised a brow. “Oh, that worked.”
They watched the boy climb up, slightly awkward, and then, just like that, the creature launched into the air. The class shrieked. The Hippogriff banked low over the trees, wings outstretched, and Potter held on like a terrified squirrel with a Gryffindor scarf.
Cassian whistled. “Well, there goes liability.”
The Hippogriff looped once more, then touched down with a crunch of grass and a spray of dirt. Potter slid off, knees wobbly but triumphant. The other kids burst into excited chatter.
Cassian was impressed. The boy really had a talent for flying. No matter what he rode. “I’ll say this. Kid’s got nerve.”
Bathsheda made a face. “Or no sense of self-preservation.”
“Same thing.”
Hagrid was beaming like someone had handed him a pub. He clapped Potter on the back, nearly knocked him over, then waved up the next student.
“Think the Board knows he’s doing this?” Bathsheda asked.
“Oh, definitely not,” Cassian said. “If they did, half of them would’ve passed out from clutching their pearls.”
Bathsheda hummed. “Should we intervene?”
Cassian tilted his head. “Not unless he tries to feed it a student.”
Just as they were about to leave, Cassian caught a flash of pale hair and a spine full of self-importance heading across the paddock. Malfoy, of course, chin high, spine stiff, and strutting toward the Hippogriff as if expecting a curtsy.
Cassian sighed. “Brilliant. Here comes Lord Confidence.”
Bathsheda glanced back, already wincing. “That won’t go well.”
Malfoy stopped just short of the beast, giving it a once-over. “You’re not really that dangerous, are you, you big brute.”
Cassian’s eyes narrowed. That tone never ended well. He had scars to prove it.
Then, like he’d heard something behind him, Malfoy stilled. His head turned slightly, brow furrowed, trying to locate the sound that wasn’t there. He took one step back. Another. Whatever bravado he’d walked in with had leaked out through his shoes.
Cassian gave it a beat. Then turned away.
Bathsheda followed, glancing sideways. “What did you tell him?”
He half-smiled. “That I made the same mistake years ago and nearly lost an arm.”
She snorted. “Did you?”
He looked at her. “Oh yeah. But unlike Lucius, when I cried to Daddy, Regulus said it was my fault. Not the school’s.”
Bathsheda blinked. “You cried?”
“Briefly,” Cassian said. “Then I bled on the staircase and passed out.”
She tilted her head. “Is that why you’ve got that little scar on your—”
“Nope. Different incident. That one was a cursed sword.” He gestured vaguely to his left arm. “Unsheathed it. Sword didn’t approve.”
Bathsheda’s brows drew together. “You know, most children played gobstones. Rode toy brooms. Maybe had a traumatic chess set or two.”
Cassian gave a lazy shrug. “Some kids had nannies. I had trapdoors and a brother with more hexes than hugs.”
She stared at him for a beat, then muttered, “Remind me to never complain about my mum again.”
They turned back toward the castle. Behind them, Malfoy was still sulking, arm cradled, probably imagining how stupid his mistake would have been. Hagrid fussed. The Hippogriff looked smug.
“Kids these days,” Cassian muttered.
“Old man,” Bathsheda said without looking at him.
“Absolutely,” he agreed. “And I intend to grumble about it all year.”
***
The two of them were sprawled on the stone bench near the courtyard, Cassian’s legs kicked out, Bathsheda reading over something with a half-broken biscuit balanced on her knee. A cool breeze pulled at her hair.
Harry spotted them first. “Professor R,” he called out as they crossed the grass.
Cassian nodded at them, “How many of you took Ancient Runes?”
All four hands went up. Harry, Ron, Hermione, Neville.
Cassian grinned, not bothering to hide it. “Good children.”
Bathsheda sipped her tea, apparently ignoring them, though the slight twitch at the corner of her mouth said otherwise.
Ron shifted on his feet. “It’s mental hard though.”
Cassian gave them a lazy thumbs up. “You’ll manage. Professor Babbling’s an excellent teacher.”
Bathsheda let out a theatrical huff, muttering, “Flattery won’t save you later.”
Neville still looked unsure. Fair enough, they hadn’t actually taken a class yet. For all they knew, “excellent teacher” could mean “throws runes at you when bored.”
Ron nodded. “Fred and George love it. Spent the whole summer mastering this one rune. Swore it’d make the greatest prank in Hogwarts history.”
Bathsheda froze, hand stilled in the air.
Her voice dropped. “Tell me it wasn’t Fehu-Athruz binding.”
Ron blinked. “Um. What?”
She set the biscuit down and stood, already heading toward him.
“Tell me it wasn’t Fehu-Athruz binding, Weasley.”
Ron took an actual step back. “I-I think it was? Maybe?”
“Damn it!” Bathsheda swore under her breath. Something short, sharp, and not fit for polite conversation. She shot a look at Cassian, accusatory and full of dramatic betrayal.
“This is your fault, Rosier! Your fault!”
She stalked off, muttering something about experimental sigils and unstable combustion.
Cassian grinned. “Love you too, darling.”
Harry looked between them, eyebrows pinched. “What’s Fehu-Athruz binding?”
Cassian waved a hand, still half-grinning. “You ever glue a knife to a ceiling fan and call it art?”
Hermione paled. “They wouldn’t.”
Cassian shrugged. “Those two? Absolutely.”
Neville looked vaguely haunted, hands twitching like he was debating whether to go check the walls for runes. “Why aren’t you worried?”
Cassian stretched his legs out in front of him. “Bathsheda can handle them.”
That seemed to reassure no one.
“Anyway. First Hogsmeade weekend’s coming up, yeah? You lot excited?”
They all perked up.
Harry nodded. “I was actually worried I couldn’t get the permit signed, but my uncle did.”
Cassian hummed, mildly impressed. “Was there a bribe involved or just trickery?”
Harry gave a small grin. “He thought I’d be out more, no time to write to them.”
“Ah. Motivated by peace and quiet. Classic guardianing.” He pointed lazily toward Neville. “You got yours?”
Neville nodded. “Gran was reluctant. Thought it’d be dangerous. But she signed it.”
Hermione turned to Cassian. “Are there any bookshops?”
Cassian tilted his head, counting off on his fingers. “Two. One sells general magical texts. The other’s got second-hand tomes and a deeply suspicious cat. Mind the third shelf, it’s cursed.”
Her eyes lit up. On the other hand, Ron’s darkened.
Neville grimaced. “Shouldn’t mention cats, Professor.”
Cassian blinked. “Bit sudden, Longbottom. You allergic or traumatised?”
Ron shot a pointed glare at Hermione, voice sharp. “He’s talking about your bloody cat.”
Cassian’s eyebrow lifted. “Is this going somewhere useful, or are we just blaming each other for fur-related trauma?”
Hermione huffed. “Ronald thinks Crookshanks ate his rat.”
Ron crossed his arms. “He has a name.” His jaw tensed. “He didn’t just vanish, alright? I woke up, and Scabbers was gone. No sign. Just a few orange hairs on the bed.”
Hermione rolled her eyes. “You don’t even know it was Crookshanks. There could be dozens of explanations—”
“He’s been stalking him since we got back,” Ron snapped. “Every night. On the end of my bed. Watching.”
Neville shifted like he regretted opening his mouth in the first place.
Hermione squared her shoulders. “Crookshanks is intelligent. He doesn’t just attack things.”
“Right,” Ron said. “He writes letters too, does he?”
Hermione folded her arms. “Scabbers was old. He’d been ill for ages. He might’ve just wandered off.”
Ron’s face twisted. “He wasn’t some decrepit stray. He was fine till your monster started stalking him.”
Cassian groaned and dropped his head back against the bench. “Pet crimes. Brilliant. Above my paygrade. File a complaint with McGonagall. Or maybe Hagrid, if you want a speech about how ‘they’re just expressing their feelings.'”
Ron muttered something under his breath that sounded suspiciously like, “Hope Crookshanks chokes on him.”
Harry, wisely, kept his mouth shut. Neville glanced toward the castle, considering faking a sprained ankle to escape.
Hermione straightened her bag, jaw tight. “He’ll turn up.”
Ron didn’t reply.
Cassian pushed off the bench with a stretch. “Right. I’m going to go find Bathsheda before she starts enchanting biscuits again.”
“Why would she enchant—?”
Cassian raised a hand. “Just… don’t eat a biscuit if you find it unexpectedly.”
Ron blinked. “Wait, why—?”
Neville looked horrified.
Hermione tilted her head. “She doesn’t actually enchant them, right? Right?!”
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- Chapter 315 315: Age of the Fine Bronze
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- Chapter 311 311: Students vs Professors
- Chapter 310 310: Sword
- Chapter 309 309: Ashfal
- Chapter 308 308: Plague
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- Chapter 306 306: Double Wedding
- Chapter 305 305: Separation
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- Chapter 300 300: Bathael
- Chapter 299 299: Miracle
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- Chapter 276 276: Amortal
- Chapter 275 275: Locket
- Chapter 274 274: WWW
- Chapter 273 273: Evil
- Chapter 272 272: Souls
- Chapter 271 271: Acclaim
- Chapter 270 270: Same Old Dread
- Chapter 269 269: Home
- Chapter 268 268: Curse and Worse
- Chapter 267 267: Self-Fulfilling
- Chapter 266 266: Child Soldier
- Chapter 265 265: Fury
- Chapter 264 264: Surprise!
- Chapter 263 263: Fight!
- Chapter 262 262: Hate
- Chapter 261 261: Family Reunion
- Chapter 260 260: Traitor
- Chapter 259 259: He'll Die!
- Chapter 258 258: The Real Dark Lord
- Chapter 257 257: Cheat
- Chapter 256 256: Exams
- Chapter 255 255: Career Advice
- Chapter 254 254: Prophecies
- Chapter 253 253: Shell
- Chapter 252 252: Drunk Phoenix
- Chapter 251 251: Choice
- Chapter 250 250: Winky
- Chapter 249 249: Wardnet
- Chapter 248 248: Past, Present and Future
- Chapter 247 247: Collection
- Chapter 246 246: Giant
- Chapter 245 245: Fire Eaters
- Chapter 244 244: Worry
- Chapter 243 243: Teacher
- Chapter 242 242: Tree
- Chapter 241 241: Duel!
- Chapter 240 240: Magic-tech?
- Chapter 239 239: CCL
- Chapter 238 238: Hem Hem
- Chapter 237 237: Insane!
- Chapter 236 236: Power the Dark Lord Knows Not
- Chapter 235 235: Proud
- Chapter 234 234: Drained
- Chapter 233 233: Compensate
- Chapter 232 232: Ritual
- Chapter 231 231: Portkey
- Chapter 230 230: Maze
- Chapter 229 229: Alive!
- Chapter 228 228: Targeted Teaching
- Chapter 227 227: Dread
- Chapter 226 226: Law
- Chapter 225 225: Second Task!
- Chapter 224 224: Justified Rage
- Chapter 223 223: Sick
- Chapter 222 222: Love Potion
- Chapter 221 221: Muffin
- Chapter 220 220: Double Date
- Chapter 219 219: DRAGONS!
- Chapter 218 218: Balls
- Chapter 217 217: Ancient Variant of an Ancient Variant?
- Chapter 216 216: The Tragic Courtship Display of the British Adolescent
- Chapter 215 215: First Task
- Chapter 214 214: Contract
- Chapter 213 213: Spy
- Chapter 212 212: Four Seasons
- Chapter 211 211: Napkin Tournaments
- Chapter 210 210: Champions!
- Chapter 209 209: Worth!
- Chapter 208 208: Guests!
- Chapter 207 207: Accio My Beloved!
- Chapter 206 206: H.E.A.R.T.
- Chapter 205 205: Shield
- Chapter 204 204: Acclimation
- Chapter 203 203: Hexing Students
- Chapter 202 202: Simple
- Chapter 201 201: Intent
- Chapter 200 200: Quintic-Magick Cup
- Chapter 199 199: The Bug!
- Chapter 198 198: Attack!
- Chapter 197 197: Warning!
- Chapter 196 196: Pet
- Chapter 195 195: Unwelcomed
- Chapter 194 194: Dread
- Chapter 193 193: Djinn
- Chapter 192 192: Wake and Heed My Command
- Chapter 191 191: Monsters!
- Chapter 190 190: Awake
- Chapter 189 189: Force
- Chapter 188 188: Politics
- Chapter 187 187: Without You!
- Chapter 186 186: Avada
- Chapter 185 185: Smile!
- Chapter 184 184: Immune
- Chapter 183 183: Freeze!
- Chapter 182 182: A Fool's Chronicles - It's April! Part 2 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 181 181: Moon
- A Fool’s Chronicles – It’s April! Part 2 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 180 180: Always
- Chapter 179 179: Ominous
- Chapter 178 178: A Fool's Chronicles - It's April! Part 1 (Read After Ch170)
- A Fool’s Chronicles – It’s April! Part 1 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 177 177: Rat
- Chapter 176 176: Love
- Chapter 175 175: Serious Howl
- Chapter 174 174: MWPP
- Chapter 173 173: Map
- Chapter 172 172: Patronus
- Chapter 171 171: Grim
- Chapter 170 170: Chimera
- Chapter 169 169: Cushions
- Chapter 168 168: Duel?
- Chapter 167 167: Praise
- Chapter 166 166: Headmasters
- Chapter 165 165: Forced!
- Chapter 164 164: Liar!
- Chapter 163 163: Druid
- Chapter 162 162: No
- Chapter 161 161: Damn You, Sirius Black!
- Chapter 160 160: Dementors!
- Chapter 159 159: Fear
- Chapter 158 158: Logic
- Chapter 157 157: Rewind!
- Chapter 156 156: Boggart
- Chapter 155 155: Cookie?
- Chapter 154 154: Crack
- Chapter 153 153: Mouse
- Chapter 152 152: Siriusly?
- Chapter 151 151: Foam
- Chapter 150 150: Events
- Chapter 149 149: Alternate Reality
- Chapter 148 148: Footpath
- Chapter 147 147: Ngaralu
- Chapter 146 146: Call!
- Chapter 145 145: Noctis
- Chapter 144 144: Summer
- Chapter 143 143: Power
- Chapter 142 142: Thief's Chronicle I - The Burden (Read After -Rowena vs Illiteracy-)
- Chapter 141 141: Dismissed
- Thief’s Chronicle I – The Burden (Read After -Rowena vs Illiteracy-)
- Chapter 140 140: Memory Wipe!
- Chapter 139 139: Dark
- Chapter 138 138: Riddle!
- Chapter 137 137: Chamber
- Chapter 136 136: Sacked
- Chapter 135 135: Creed
- Chapter 134 134: Valentine's
- Chapter 133 133: Ash
- Chapter 132 132: Favours
- Ch131- Sacked
- Ch130- Creed
- Ch129- Valentine’s
- Ch128- Ash
- Ch127- Favours
- Ch126- Spectacle-s
- Ch125- Shot!
- Ch124- Lost
- Ch123- Yule
- Ch122- Clue!
- Ch121- Parselmouth
- Ch120- Duel
- Ch119- Joy
- Ch118- Decision!
- Ch117- Blah Blah Law
- Ch116- Crack
- Ch115- Confess
- Ch114- Especially!
- Ch113- Rogue
- Ch112- Bird is the Word!
- Ch111- Parents
- Ch110- Damn You Lucius!
- Ch109- NO!
- Ch108- Daisy
- Ch107- Trust Me Bro, Click the Link
- Ch106- Hello, World!
- Ch105- Bad Decisions!
- Ch104- Wand!
- Ch103- Star!
- Ch102- Dragon Wakes!
- Ch101- Shrine
- Ch100- Meeting
- Ch99- Punch
- Ch98- Invest All!
- Ch97- Gate
- Ch96- Never Forget!
- Ch95- Forget!
- Ch94- Immortal Couple
- Ch93- Curse or Gift
- Ch92- Mob
- C- Between the Lines #3 – Rowena vs Illiteracy (Read After Ch 30)
- Ch91- Break
- Ch90- Temple
- Ch89- Family First
- Ch88- House-Visit
- Ch87- Bloody Rosier
- Ch86- Points
- Ch85- Play
- Ch84- The Obstacle
- Ch83- Would He?
- Ch82- Ignivolatus
- Ch81- Say It!
- Ch80- Wraith
- Ch79- Murder Forest
- Ch78- Summon
- Ch77- Comfortable
- Ch76- Bond!
- Ch75- Dragon?
- Ch74- Secrets
- Ch73- Erase!
- Ch72- Memory
- Curse Logs #1 – Marius Vale (Read After Ch 28)
- Ch71- Thief
- Ch70- Mirror
- Between the Lines #3 – Regulus vs Lucius(Read After Ch 58)
- Ch69- Crushing Defeat
- Ch68- Chess
- Ch67- Snow
- Ch66- Game On
- Ch65- Soaked
- Between the Lines #2 – Gryffindor vs Ghost (Read After Ch 56)
- Ch64- Leviosaaa!
- Ch63- Troll
- Ch62- Flawed
- Between the Lines #1 – Slytherin vs Badger (Read After Ch 56)
- Ch61- Tribute
- Ch60- Punishment
- Ch59- Fly!
- Ch58- Daddy!
- Ch57- A DAMN PEN!
- Ch56- WHY?!
- Ch55- The Greatest Creation!
- Ch54- Revenge!
- Ch53- Secrets?
- Ch52- Measure of Deterrence
- Ch51- New Year
- Ch50- Potter
- Ch49- Yoghurt
- Ch48- Return
- Ch47- Master Ji
- Ch46- SMELLS LIKE… LIES!
- Ch45- Extra
- Ch44- Türkiye
- Ch43- Troublesome Runes
- Ch42- Eureka
- Ch41- Pungent
- Ch40- Hot!
- Ch39- Gravitas
- Ch38- Serious?
- Ch37- A Rosier
- Ch36- Not That Name!
- Ch35- Staff Meeting
- Ch34- Somewhere Else
- Ch33- Age Line
- Ch32- Coward!
- Spells and Ancient Varriants
- Ch31- Academic Liabilities
- Ch30- Founders
- Ch29- Soooo…
- Ch28- New Professor
- Ch27- Magical Contraception
- Ch26- Mind Magic
- Ch25- Brand
- Ch24- Fjords
- Ch23- Brain Drills
- Ch22- Almost A Proper One
- Ch21- Collapse
- Ch20- Ancient Cave
- Ch19- Family
- Ch18- Bloody Historians
- Ch17- Curse
- Ch16- Surviving the Year
- Ch15- Bathsheda Babbling
- Ch14- Aromic Bomb
- Ch13- Selena Rosier
- Ch12- Softening Charm
- Ch11- Unerasable History
- Ch10- Kitchen
- Ch9- The Witch!
- Ch8- First Lesson
- Ch7- New Year Begins
- Ch6- Professor Rosier
- Ch5- Lucian Rosier
- Ch4- Teacher?
- Ch3- Lumos
- Ch2- List
- Ch1- Useless. Failure. A Joke!
- Character Images