Chapter 252 252: Drunk Phoenix
Chapter 252 252: Drunk Phoenix
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That Christmas break, Cassian and Bathsheda left the castle, portkeying straight into France. On the outskirts of the country, the hills rolled out ahead, covered with frost. Pines stood tall, frost sparking on the needles.
Flamel Manor was hidden behind them.
You didn’t see it until it let you. Carved from pale stone and too many centuries, settled inside a natural basin of silver trees and sleeping wildflowers. Unicorns drank from the stream. Two phoenixes perched on an open beam, their tails trailing smoke and gold. A Niffler bolted under the hedge, clutching a watch. Thestrals kept to the treeline. Cassian grinned, but Bathsheda sighed beside him.
“Don’t,” she muttered.
Cassian tilted his head. “What, me?”
She pointed a finger at him without looking. “You.”
Cassian groaned. His attempts to teach Thestrals Norse grammar had been sabotaged again!
They crossed the outer garden path. A pair of bluebell vines reached for Cassian’s wrist. He let them wrap, then brushed them off. When they reached the main arch, the door swung open.
Apolline Delacour stood waiting.
She smiled and pulled Bathsheda into a hug. Then she turned to Cassian, eyes scanning the beard.
“Beard adds a charm.”
Cassian gave her a look. “Finally, you accept I’m charming. Took you long enough.”
Apolline sniffed. “It’s the beard. Don’t get ahead of yourself.”
He grinned. “I’ll take the win.”
From behind, a blur of curls launched off the flagstones. Cassian barely caught her.
“Gods, alright, easy, gremlin, you weigh a ton…”
Gabrielle clung to him. He patted her head. “Liar! I weigh nothing.”
“Heh. Missed me that much?”
She nodded without letting go. “Last time I saw you, you were on a deathbed.”
Cassian pulled a face. “Bit dramatic, aren’t we?”
“You were pale and covered in blood.”
“I was relaxing.”
She stuck out her tongue. He stuck his out back.
Fleur stepped into the hall behind them, smiling bright. “Welcome.”
She gave Bathsheda a proper hug, then Cassian a quick one. He stepped back, giving her a once-over.
“All grown up. Look at you.”
Fleur laughed.
“How are the studies?” Bathsheda asked.
Fleur brightened. “Amazing. I should thank you for recommending me to Master Goshawk. She said she wasn’t planning to take another apprentice after Selena, but since it was you and Grandpa Nicolas who wrote… she gave me a chance.”
Cassian made a face. “Mostly Nicolas, probably.”
“Still counts,” Fleur said.
Cassian threw Gabrielle over his shoulder with all the grace of a sack of flour. She shrieked like he’d just kidnapped a crown princess, kicking her legs and smacking his back with both fists. He ignored every bit of it, grinning and strolled down the hall.
Fleur sighed behind them. Apolline followed. They passed under the main arch. The stone glimmered faint gold, runes tucked into every corner, flickering softly under the charm-light. Cassian eyed the nearest wall.
“Either this place is sentient,” he said, “or someone’s got a serious thing for ambient scriptwork.”
Bathsheda made a quiet sound beside him, approval, maybe. Her gaze was already tracking along the ceiling mouldings, following the repeating patterns above the beams.
The corridor curved slowly, opening wider as they went. Somewhere deeper in, someone was cooking. They could hear a pan scraping across metal, the slow sound of something frying, the faint hiss of magic being stirred into batter. Butter and something sweet was in the air already.
Gabrielle finally wriggled enough to get her head up.
“You’ll drop me!”
“Not if I don’t care,” Cassian replied, spinning a slow half-circle just to make her squeal.
She slapped his back again. “Wicked!”
Bathsheda arched a brow at him. “Is this your idea of diplomacy?”
“Technically, I’ve done worse,” he said with a laugh, dropping her with a thud.
She kicked his shin. He stepped neatly out of range.
Bathsheda finally turned from the wall. “This place has too much magic in the stone. You can feel it humming.”
Cassian nodded. “Centuries of work.”
Apolline smiled faintly. “Master Nicolas updates them every time he makes a breakthrough.”
Fleur walked ahead. “We’ve set up rooms for you both in the east wing. The garden’s right below. The pond freezes over at night, reflecting the moonlight. It is absolutely magical.”
Cassian hummed. “I’ll be offended if this place doesn’t try to eat me at least once.”
Gabrielle muttered, “I hope it does.”
Cassian snickered, “Eh, if not, I might tickle you until it does.”
She ran off screaming. Cassian whistled, following with others.
Nicolas and Perenelle were sat at the centre of the long table, heads bowed together over some kind of puzzle laid out in runes and flat metal discs. The moment Cassian stepped into the room, they both looked up. Then Perenelle laughed.
“You’re early.”
Cassian dropped into the nearest chair. “A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to. Baths is early though.”
Perenelle rolled her eyes. “It’s good to see you upright.”
“I’ll have you know I’ve been upright for months now. Rude.”
Bathsheda took the seat beside him, already sliding her gloves off, brushing a bit of frost from her sleeve.
Across from Perenelle, a woman sat calmly. Long silver-blonde hair hung straight over one shoulder, almost to her waist. Veela, full-blooded.
Cassian gave her a polite nod. “Madame Delacour.”
Vivienne smiled. “Thank you for helping my Fleur last year. And don’t be too polite. I’m a servant to Master and Madame Flamel.”
Perenelle let out a soft sigh. “Ignore her. She’s a dear friend.”
Vivienne dipped her head, didn’t argue.
Next to her sat a man Cassian hadn’t met but could’ve guessed from the jawline alone, same as Fleur’s. His hair was darker, streaked at the temples with iron grey, and his eyes were sharp.
Armand Delacour. Head of the French DMLE. And yes. He took Apolline’s last name.
The man gave a nod.
Cassian returned it.
They settled for dinner soon. Plates were passed. Wine appeared. Someone laughed at something Gabrielle whispered, then promptly shushed her when she tried to repeat it louder.
Nicolas lifted his glass halfway. “We finished the footpath across the globe. Added a few more routes as well. Antarctica, too. Just in case.”
Cassian paused mid-bite. Gave an impressed hum. “You’re quick. I thought China would bog it down for at least half a year.”
Nicolas shook his head. “After a few weeks, it was clear Marauder wouldn’t show. He was never brave. Clever, yes. Careful. Once he realised we were involved, he would’ve vanished.”
Cassian nodded. That tracked.
Perenelle glanced at Cassian. “And you? How was your summer?”
He shrugged casually. “Walked a few ancient forests. Found what’s left of some Druidic networks. Some dead ends, a few nasty curses, one very offended bog spirit. An ancient spirit gave me a kill order.”
He took a sip. “Still no magic. But lately…”
He turned his wrist, fingers twitching over the stem of his glass. “I can feel it again.”
Nicolas didn’t blink. “I noticed.”
Cassian raised a brow. “Did I spark?”
“Something like that,” Nicolas said with a chuckle.
The conversation drifted after that. A ward Nicolas was still annoyed about from the seventies. Armand’s adventures, and the increasing crime rate in France. Gabrielle arguing with Fleur over whether a phoenix could get drunk.
She leaned across the table and caught Fleur’s face in both hands, thumbs pressing into her cheeks. “They have incredible regenerative powers,” she said, dead serious. “Alcohol is basically poison to the liver. So phoenixes can regenerate out of drunkenness.”
Fleur stared at her, unimpressed. “They don’t regenerate instantly.”
Gabrielle shook her head hard enough to rattle Fleur’s hair. “Their tears cure basilisk poison. Basilisk. That’s death in liquid form. There is no world where wine wins.”
Fleur pulled back, rubbing her jaw. “That doesn’t mean they can’t feel it.”
Gabrielle crossed her arms. “Impossible.”
Fleur huffed through her nose, long-suffering. “You’ve never actually seen one drink.”
“I don’t need to,” Gabrielle said. “Logic.”
Cassian, halfway through his wine, paused. “I’m fascinated by the peer-reviewed study you’re about to publish.”
Gabrielle turned on him. “You’ve met phoenixes. Tell her.”
He considered it, then shrugged. “I’ve seen one steal brandy and set a curtain on fire. Interpret that how you like.”
Fleur shot him a look. “That answers nothing.”
“Correct,” he said. “That’s how research works.”
Gabrielle huffed, still unconvinced, and reached for the bread basket biting with too much force.
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After dinner, they drifted into the study. Nicolas took the chair by the desk, Perenelle settled opposite, and Cassian dropped into the nearest seat. Bathsheda stayed standing, leaning against the bookcase.
Cassian broke the quiet first.
“Alright,” he said. “What’ve you found? Any clue where the Crawlers were heading?”
Nicolas lifted a hand. A world model bloomed into the air between them. Spinning slowly. Continents outlined in faint gold.
He tapped it and Australia lit up. Then he drew an arrow. North-west.
“So far,” Nicolas said, “we’ve got two working ideas.”
The arrow split.
One curved back and landed on Britain.
The other crossed the map and settled over Greece.
Perenelle tilted her head. “The first is Britain. We assumed direction mattered. But the more we tracked it, the less confident we became.”
Nicolas nodded. “The sites in other countries showed movement as well. No Crawler sightings, but the same pattern.”
Cassian watched the model turn. “So Britain’s not certain.”
“No,” Nicolas said. “But it’s plausible.”
Perenelle took over. “They may have felt your spellwork. Since it is the same spell. Expecting… kin maybe.”
Cassian let out a breath through his nose. “Lovely thought.”
He looked back at the globe, brows drawing. “And Greece.”
Nicolas’s hand stilled. He rubbed at his wrist.
“This one’s worse,” he said. “A few years ago, something happened there. Big enough that I removed my own memories. And everyone else’s.”
Bathsheda straightened slightly.
“That alone narrows the list,” Nicolas went on. “Whatever it was, it hit hard. Hard enough that none of us trusted ourselves to remember it.”
Perenelle’s mouth pressed thin. “Except Cassian.”
Cassian nodded. “Yeah.”
Nicolas sighed. “Night Crawlers consume everything. Wards. Runes. Memory. Emotion. They strip a place down to bare magic. If they’re moving toward Greece…”
He didn’t finish.
“They may be trying to eat the constraints,” Perenelle said instead. “Whatever’s holding that site shut. Whatever we locked away.”
“To free it,” Nicolas added.
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- Chapter 318 318: Storm
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- Chapter 316 316: Change the World
- Chapter 315 315: Age of the Fine Bronze
- Chapter 314 314: Valley of Magic
- Chapter 313
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- Chapter 311 311: Students vs Professors
- Chapter 310 310: Sword
- Chapter 309 309: Ashfal
- Chapter 308 308: Plague
- Chapter 307 307: Open Class
- Chapter 306 306: Double Wedding
- Chapter 305 305: Separation
- Chapter 304 304: Veil
- Chapter 303 303: Plans!
- Chapter 302 302: Gamble
- Chapter 301 301: Offer!
- Chapter 300 300: Bathael
- Chapter 299 299: Miracle
- Chapter 298 298: Death
- Chapter 297 297: Elder Wand
- Chapter 296 296: Sigh!
- Chapter 295 295: Lilies and Memories
- Chapter 294 294: Rage
- Chapter 293 293: Bark
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- Chapter 291 291: Portal
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- Chapter 283 283: Staff
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- Chapter 281 281: Vault
- Chapter 280 280: Luck!
- Chapter 279 279: Moonspit and Romance
- Chapter 278 278: Cloak
- Chapter 277 277: Blood Curse and Talents
- Chapter 276 276: Amortal
- Chapter 275 275: Locket
- Chapter 274 274: WWW
- Chapter 273 273: Evil
- Chapter 272 272: Souls
- Chapter 271 271: Acclaim
- Chapter 270 270: Same Old Dread
- Chapter 269 269: Home
- Chapter 268 268: Curse and Worse
- Chapter 267 267: Self-Fulfilling
- Chapter 266 266: Child Soldier
- Chapter 265 265: Fury
- Chapter 264 264: Surprise!
- Chapter 263 263: Fight!
- Chapter 262 262: Hate
- Chapter 261 261: Family Reunion
- Chapter 260 260: Traitor
- Chapter 259 259: He'll Die!
- Chapter 258 258: The Real Dark Lord
- Chapter 257 257: Cheat
- Chapter 256 256: Exams
- Chapter 255 255: Career Advice
- Chapter 254 254: Prophecies
- Chapter 253 253: Shell
- Chapter 252 252: Drunk Phoenix
- Chapter 251 251: Choice
- Chapter 250 250: Winky
- Chapter 249 249: Wardnet
- Chapter 248 248: Past, Present and Future
- Chapter 247 247: Collection
- Chapter 246 246: Giant
- Chapter 245 245: Fire Eaters
- Chapter 244 244: Worry
- Chapter 243 243: Teacher
- Chapter 242 242: Tree
- Chapter 241 241: Duel!
- Chapter 240 240: Magic-tech?
- Chapter 239 239: CCL
- Chapter 238 238: Hem Hem
- Chapter 237 237: Insane!
- Chapter 236 236: Power the Dark Lord Knows Not
- Chapter 235 235: Proud
- Chapter 234 234: Drained
- Chapter 233 233: Compensate
- Chapter 232 232: Ritual
- Chapter 231 231: Portkey
- Chapter 230 230: Maze
- Chapter 229 229: Alive!
- Chapter 228 228: Targeted Teaching
- Chapter 227 227: Dread
- Chapter 226 226: Law
- Chapter 225 225: Second Task!
- Chapter 224 224: Justified Rage
- Chapter 223 223: Sick
- Chapter 222 222: Love Potion
- Chapter 221 221: Muffin
- Chapter 220 220: Double Date
- Chapter 219 219: DRAGONS!
- Chapter 218 218: Balls
- Chapter 217 217: Ancient Variant of an Ancient Variant?
- Chapter 216 216: The Tragic Courtship Display of the British Adolescent
- Chapter 215 215: First Task
- Chapter 214 214: Contract
- Chapter 213 213: Spy
- Chapter 212 212: Four Seasons
- Chapter 211 211: Napkin Tournaments
- Chapter 210 210: Champions!
- Chapter 209 209: Worth!
- Chapter 208 208: Guests!
- Chapter 207 207: Accio My Beloved!
- Chapter 206 206: H.E.A.R.T.
- Chapter 205 205: Shield
- Chapter 204 204: Acclimation
- Chapter 203 203: Hexing Students
- Chapter 202 202: Simple
- Chapter 201 201: Intent
- Chapter 200 200: Quintic-Magick Cup
- Chapter 199 199: The Bug!
- Chapter 198 198: Attack!
- Chapter 197 197: Warning!
- Chapter 196 196: Pet
- Chapter 195 195: Unwelcomed
- Chapter 194 194: Dread
- Chapter 193 193: Djinn
- Chapter 192 192: Wake and Heed My Command
- Chapter 191 191: Monsters!
- Chapter 190 190: Awake
- Chapter 189 189: Force
- Chapter 188 188: Politics
- Chapter 187 187: Without You!
- Chapter 186 186: Avada
- Chapter 185 185: Smile!
- Chapter 184 184: Immune
- Chapter 183 183: Freeze!
- Chapter 182 182: A Fool's Chronicles - It's April! Part 2 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 181 181: Moon
- A Fool’s Chronicles – It’s April! Part 2 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 180 180: Always
- Chapter 179 179: Ominous
- Chapter 178 178: A Fool's Chronicles - It's April! Part 1 (Read After Ch170)
- A Fool’s Chronicles – It’s April! Part 1 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 177 177: Rat
- Chapter 176 176: Love
- Chapter 175 175: Serious Howl
- Chapter 174 174: MWPP
- Chapter 173 173: Map
- Chapter 172 172: Patronus
- Chapter 171 171: Grim
- Chapter 170 170: Chimera
- Chapter 169 169: Cushions
- Chapter 168 168: Duel?
- Chapter 167 167: Praise
- Chapter 166 166: Headmasters
- Chapter 165 165: Forced!
- Chapter 164 164: Liar!
- Chapter 163 163: Druid
- Chapter 162 162: No
- Chapter 161 161: Damn You, Sirius Black!
- Chapter 160 160: Dementors!
- Chapter 159 159: Fear
- Chapter 158 158: Logic
- Chapter 157 157: Rewind!
- Chapter 156 156: Boggart
- Chapter 155 155: Cookie?
- Chapter 154 154: Crack
- Chapter 153 153: Mouse
- Chapter 152 152: Siriusly?
- Chapter 151 151: Foam
- Chapter 150 150: Events
- Chapter 149 149: Alternate Reality
- Chapter 148 148: Footpath
- Chapter 147 147: Ngaralu
- Chapter 146 146: Call!
- Chapter 145 145: Noctis
- Chapter 144 144: Summer
- Chapter 143 143: Power
- Chapter 142 142: Thief's Chronicle I - The Burden (Read After -Rowena vs Illiteracy-)
- Chapter 141 141: Dismissed
- Thief’s Chronicle I – The Burden (Read After -Rowena vs Illiteracy-)
- Chapter 140 140: Memory Wipe!
- Chapter 139 139: Dark
- Chapter 138 138: Riddle!
- Chapter 137 137: Chamber
- Chapter 136 136: Sacked
- Chapter 135 135: Creed
- Chapter 134 134: Valentine's
- Chapter 133 133: Ash
- Chapter 132 132: Favours
- Ch131- Sacked
- Ch130- Creed
- Ch129- Valentine’s
- Ch128- Ash
- Ch127- Favours
- Ch126- Spectacle-s
- Ch125- Shot!
- Ch124- Lost
- Ch123- Yule
- Ch122- Clue!
- Ch121- Parselmouth
- Ch120- Duel
- Ch119- Joy
- Ch118- Decision!
- Ch117- Blah Blah Law
- Ch116- Crack
- Ch115- Confess
- Ch114- Especially!
- Ch113- Rogue
- Ch112- Bird is the Word!
- Ch111- Parents
- Ch110- Damn You Lucius!
- Ch109- NO!
- Ch108- Daisy
- Ch107- Trust Me Bro, Click the Link
- Ch106- Hello, World!
- Ch105- Bad Decisions!
- Ch104- Wand!
- Ch103- Star!
- Ch102- Dragon Wakes!
- Ch101- Shrine
- Ch100- Meeting
- Ch99- Punch
- Ch98- Invest All!
- Ch97- Gate
- Ch96- Never Forget!
- Ch95- Forget!
- Ch94- Immortal Couple
- Ch93- Curse or Gift
- Ch92- Mob
- C- Between the Lines #3 – Rowena vs Illiteracy (Read After Ch 30)
- Ch91- Break
- Ch90- Temple
- Ch89- Family First
- Ch88- House-Visit
- Ch87- Bloody Rosier
- Ch86- Points
- Ch85- Play
- Ch84- The Obstacle
- Ch83- Would He?
- Ch82- Ignivolatus
- Ch81- Say It!
- Ch80- Wraith
- Ch79- Murder Forest
- Ch78- Summon
- Ch77- Comfortable
- Ch76- Bond!
- Ch75- Dragon?
- Ch74- Secrets
- Ch73- Erase!
- Ch72- Memory
- Curse Logs #1 – Marius Vale (Read After Ch 28)
- Ch71- Thief
- Ch70- Mirror
- Between the Lines #3 – Regulus vs Lucius(Read After Ch 58)
- Ch69- Crushing Defeat
- Ch68- Chess
- Ch67- Snow
- Ch66- Game On
- Ch65- Soaked
- Between the Lines #2 – Gryffindor vs Ghost (Read After Ch 56)
- Ch64- Leviosaaa!
- Ch63- Troll
- Ch62- Flawed
- Between the Lines #1 – Slytherin vs Badger (Read After Ch 56)
- Ch61- Tribute
- Ch60- Punishment
- Ch59- Fly!
- Ch58- Daddy!
- Ch57- A DAMN PEN!
- Ch56- WHY?!
- Ch55- The Greatest Creation!
- Ch54- Revenge!
- Ch53- Secrets?
- Ch52- Measure of Deterrence
- Ch51- New Year
- Ch50- Potter
- Ch49- Yoghurt
- Ch48- Return
- Ch47- Master Ji
- Ch46- SMELLS LIKE… LIES!
- Ch45- Extra
- Ch44- Türkiye
- Ch43- Troublesome Runes
- Ch42- Eureka
- Ch41- Pungent
- Ch40- Hot!
- Ch39- Gravitas
- Ch38- Serious?
- Ch37- A Rosier
- Ch36- Not That Name!
- Ch35- Staff Meeting
- Ch34- Somewhere Else
- Ch33- Age Line
- Ch32- Coward!
- Spells and Ancient Varriants
- Ch31- Academic Liabilities
- Ch30- Founders
- Ch29- Soooo…
- Ch28- New Professor
- Ch27- Magical Contraception
- Ch26- Mind Magic
- Ch25- Brand
- Ch24- Fjords
- Ch23- Brain Drills
- Ch22- Almost A Proper One
- Ch21- Collapse
- Ch20- Ancient Cave
- Ch19- Family
- Ch18- Bloody Historians
- Ch17- Curse
- Ch16- Surviving the Year
- Ch15- Bathsheda Babbling
- Ch14- Aromic Bomb
- Ch13- Selena Rosier
- Ch12- Softening Charm
- Ch11- Unerasable History
- Ch10- Kitchen
- Ch9- The Witch!
- Ch8- First Lesson
- Ch7- New Year Begins
- Ch6- Professor Rosier
- Ch5- Lucian Rosier
- Ch4- Teacher?
- Ch3- Lumos
- Ch2- List
- Ch1- Useless. Failure. A Joke!
- Character Images