Ch69- Crushing Defeat
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- Ch69- Crushing Defeat
Ten minutes later, Cassian was staring at an empty field of ash and splinters that used to be his army.
Bathsheda leaned her chin on her hand. “That is three for me.”
“Well,” Cassian said, flicking a piece of pawn off the board, “as I said… women are as great as men. Possibly greater. At least in strategy and cruelty.”
“Was that your excuse last time too?” she asked mildly.
George grinned from where he’d sprawled on the rug. “You are losing, Professor.”
“I am testing her,” Cassian said flatly, reassembling his side of the board.
Fred snorted. “You are handling it by sulking.”
“I am handling it,” Cassian said, slamming his knight, “by formulating a counteroffensive so elegant it will be sung in taverns.”
Bathsheda moved her queen. His rook exploded into shards.
Cassian stared at the wreckage.
“Or,” she said, voice mild, “you will be remembered as the man who lost six matches in a row and blamed the board.”
It wasn’t six times in a row. It was seven.
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Cassian sprinted down the corridor, Bathsheda draped across his arms, held limp.
“Drop me before anyone sees us,” she hissed, swatting at his shoulder.
He tightened his grip and ran faster. “No.”
“Cass…”
“Nope. I’m the pack mule now. And you are lucky I am not adding sound effects.”
Her head thumped against his chest as he took a sharp corner, boots sliding slightly on the polished stones. A portrait of a knight glared down at them as they passed, muttering something about propriety and lady’s honour. Cassian ignored it.
“You can’t keep carrying me around like this,” Bathsheda said, voice muffled.
They rounded another corner, this one narrower, lined with dusty suits of armour. One clanged as his elbow clipped it.
“Drop me!” she tried again, wriggling.
He adjusted his hold. “You really think I am giving you the satisfaction of walking the castle looking like you just thrashed me at chess?”
Bathsheda burst into laughter and smacked his chest. “This is about the chess?”
“This is absolutely about the chess. I am staging a strategic retreat. Don’t ruin my momentum.”
“You are ridiculous.”
“And you are heavy.”
She gasped in mock outrage and pinched his side. He flinched, nearly stumbled, then righted himself with a grunt.
“Fine, fine! You are featherlight and glorious. Happy?”
“Very.”
By now, they were halfway down the main staircase. A pair of second-years froze at the sight of them… Cassian with his scarf askew and Bathsheda’s hair a mess of curls trailing over his arm.
“Professor Rosier…?” one of them started.
“Quidditch training,” Cassian said without slowing. “She is the Quaffle.”
They gawked. He barrelled past, robes flaring.
Bathsheda buried her face in his coat, shoulders shaking. “You are going to get sacked.”
“Worth it.”
He reached her room, didn’t even bother with finesse, and dumped her on the bed. She bounced twice, let out a muffled sound of protest, and immediately found herself wrapped in a blanket. Cassian yanked the edges tight around her like he was tucking in a reluctant burrito.
“Here. Delivered. No refunds,” he said, dropping onto the mattress beside her with an exaggerated sigh and throwing an arm around her middle.
She wrestled an arm free and pinched his cheek, but her heart wasn’t in it. “You are the worst courier.”
He hugged her tighter, smirking against her hair. “And you are the best girl to princess-carry.”
Bathsheda rolled her eyes. “That wasn’t a princess carry.”
“Excuse me, did I or did I not haul you through three corridors while narrowly missing every wall. If that isn’t a princess carry, then Snow White’s been lied to.”
“That was closer to a sack of potatoes,” she said flatly, trying to shove him off.
Cassian grinned, locking his arms tighter. “A very well-packaged, premium tier sack of potatoes. One with excellent hair.”
Her glare softened slightly, but her hand still gave his shoulder a shove. “You are a fool.”
“True. But I am warm and I’ve got a solid record of not dropping you down the stairs, which I think counts for something.” He shifted so his chin rested lightly on her shoulder, voice dropping to a murmur. “Also, you’ve got this terrible habit of passing out mid-gloating. I am doing the noble thing here.”
“You wouldn’t know noble if it hexed you in the face.”
“Harsh. Here I am, risking my vertebrae to ensure Her Smugness arrives safely in her chambers.”
“Because I keep beating you?”
He pulled back to look at her, brow arched. “Seven games, Bathsheda. Seven. That is not beating… that is war crimes against my dignity.”
“You don’t have dignity.”
Cassian gasped. “And now you’ve stabbed the corpse. Cruel woman.”
Bathsheda reached for the nearest pillow and tossed it at his head. He caught it lazily and propped it behind him.
“Do you plan on sleeping here?” she asked.
“Wasn’t planning on moving. My legs are still in mourning after the stairs.”
“I am not heavy!” Bathsheda slapped his chest with the flat of her hand.
“Ow. Are you suggesting I’m weak? Because that is offensive. Historically inaccurate too. My ancestors lifted entire libraries, probably.”
She shifted, climbing onto him before he could roll away. Her knees pinned his sides, and her hands braced on his shoulders as she leaned in, hair falling in a soft curtain around his face. “Show me how strong you are, then,” she murmured, lips brushing his in challenge.
He smirked up at her. “Careful. You say things like that, and I might take it as an invitation.”
“Do it,” she said simply, and kissed him.
The blanket tangled around them as he pressed her down into the mattress, his weight braced on his elbows so he didn’t crush her entirely. She hooked her legs around his hips anyway and pulled him closer, like she didn’t care if he flattened her.
“Strong enough for you?” he grumbled against her throat, lips ghosting the sensitive skin there.
“Acceptable,” she managed between quick, shallow breaths. Her fingers dug into his hair, tugging just hard enough to make him hiss. “You started this. Prove you can finish it.”
And he did.
For the rest of the night, neither of them managed a coherent sentence.
They woke up a few hours later to open their gifts.
Cassian was still half-dead on Bathsheda’s bed, and his hair stuck out in about seven directions. Bathsheda was still tucked against his side, one arm flung across his chest like she’d claimed him in her sleep. He stared down at her hair, a messy halo of dark curls, and sighed. Loudly. The sort of sigh meant to wake someone and earn sympathy.
No reaction.
“Up,” he called, prodding her shoulder.
A faint grumble.
He turned and caught sight of the little pine in the corner of her room, well, little for Hogwarts standards, and the neat row of boxes under it.
“They’ve dumped my presents in your room,” Cassian muttered, dragging a hand down his face. “No privacy in this bloody castle. None.”
Bathsheda didn’t even lift her head from his chest. “They are just sending gifts. Not spying on us.”
“That is exactly what they want you to think.” He swung his legs over the edge of the bed, rubbing at his neck. “First it is gifts. Next thing you know, a portrait is narrating our every move to Dumbledore over tea.”
She shrugged. “That is actually possible.”
“Right. Let’s see which relative’s passive aggression made it through customs this year.”
Cassian checked the labels on a few parcels from his family, then tossed them into his enchanted bag without hesitation. The bag was already half full with years’ worth of unopened Rosier gifts. Some still sat in their original boxes, as if waiting for him to care. He didn’t.
He cracked open a box from Professor Flitwick and blinked down at a delicate charm, a tiny bronze bell inscribed with runes.
“Supposed to ward off ill fortune,” Bathsheda murmured.
He set the bell aside carefully and ripped into the next one… a thick woollen scarf from Professor Sprout, all earthy greens and browns. A little card fluttered out. For long walks and cold corridors. Don’t let your neck catch a chill.
“Sweet,” Cassian said. He looped it around his neck and let it hang. “Makes me look like I am about to start a hedge-witch commune.”
He snorted, tossing the wrapping aside. A neat stack of gifts from students sat at the edge of the bed. One was clearly from Tonks… she started interning in Ministry, still had time to send him ridiculous things. He pried open the paper to find a pair of violently clashing socks, one lime green, one hot pink, both enchanted to flash when he walked.
“Glamorous,” he said, holding them up for Bathsheda to inspect.
“They suit you,” she said, entirely serious.
“Everything suits me. It is a curse.” He balled them up and chucked them at the pile.
The Weasley twins’ offering was next. Cassian raised an eyebrow at the box labelled “Professor R’s Emergency Kit.” Inside sat a small flask, a joke wand that sprouted daisies on command, and a bar of Honeydukes chocolate.
Cassian barked a laugh and held up the flask. “They know me too well. Terrifying.”
Bathsheda took a sip of her drink. “Try not to encourage them.”
“I will encourage them right into their first detentions of the year.” He tugged open another package, this one neatly tied in blue ribbon. Hermione Granger’s handwriting decorated the tag. Inside was a small, leather-bound notebook and a carefully inked note, “For recording anything interesting over the holiday. Happy Christmas.”
Cassian thumbed through the blank pages, lips twitching faintly. “Alright. Bright kid. Might live long enough to hate her first Ministry job.”
Bathsheda reached over to pluck the notebook from his hands, flipping it open. “She writes like she is forty.”
“That is what happens when you peak at eleven.”
From Bathsheda herself came a long, narrow box wrapped in muted gold paper. Cassian opened it carefully and found a rune-etched pen resting inside, sleek black with silver runes curling along the barrel. It felt unnaturally warm in his hand.
He glanced at her, one brow arched. “Bribing the staff again, are we?”
“Call it professional encouragement,” she said, not looking up from her pile.
Cassian gave the pen a testing flick. The runes glimmered faintly, then settled. “It is stunning. I will use it to grade Slytherin essays exclusively.”
Bathsheda chuckled at that.
They checked Bathsheda’s gifts next, the pile considerably larger and far more impressive than his sad little collection. Runes professors, apparently, had an international fan club.
First came a soft, dove-grey jumper, hand-knit, with a faint shimmer in the wool that suggested it was charmed against spills. She ran her fingers over the weave with the sort of reverence Cassian reserved for rare manuscripts.
“Let me guess,” he said, sipping from a mug she shoved at him earlier. “Your mother, who is determined to out-knit every witch from here to Stockholm.”
“Grandmother,” Bathsheda corrected, holding it up to the light. “She still thinks I live in a frozen tower.”
“You do live in a frozen tower,” Cassian pointed out, “but go on.”
The next box revealed an assortment of rune-etched quills so fine they made his own battered set look like they belonged in a primary school pencil case. Bathsheda hummed, testing the balance of one against her palm.
“Imported from Frankfurt,” she murmured, reading the little card. “Hilde again. Irsan says hi.”
Cassian just hummed, as if he’d expected it. “Wait… who’s Irsan again?”
Bathsheda sighed. “The other German scholar, the one who reached Hilde first. Hilde’s best friend.” She went back to opening gifts.
He leaned back on his elbows, watching as she unwrapped a slim black case and found a pendant stitched with fine golden thread.
“That from an admirer or a ‘colleague’?”
Bathsheda didn’t answer straight away. She traced the embroidery with her thumb. “Colleague.”
“Mm-hm. The kind of colleague who sends perfectly tailored leather?”
“The kind of colleague who owes me three favours and is trying to bribe me out of collecting.”
“Better.” Cassian grinned, she kissed him. Her lips curved.
“Thank you,” she murmured.
“You are welcome. I will bill you for the hours.”
Bathsheda laughed quietly and tucked the pendant under her shirt.
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Chapters
- Chapter 320 320: Like a Butterfly
- Chapter 319 319: Three Patronuses
- Chapter 318 318: Storm
- Chapter 317 317: Festive!
- Chapter 316 316: Change the World
- Chapter 315 315: Age of the Fine Bronze
- Chapter 314 314: Valley of Magic
- Chapter 313
- Chapter 312
- Chapter 311 311: Students vs Professors
- Chapter 310 310: Sword
- Chapter 309 309: Ashfal
- Chapter 308 308: Plague
- Chapter 307 307: Open Class
- Chapter 306 306: Double Wedding
- Chapter 305 305: Separation
- Chapter 304 304: Veil
- Chapter 303 303: Plans!
- Chapter 302 302: Gamble
- Chapter 301 301: Offer!
- Chapter 300 300: Bathael
- Chapter 299 299: Miracle
- Chapter 298 298: Death
- Chapter 297 297: Elder Wand
- Chapter 296 296: Sigh!
- Chapter 295 295: Lilies and Memories
- Chapter 294 294: Rage
- Chapter 293 293: Bark
- Chapter 292 292: Purge
- Chapter 291 291: Portal
- Chapter 290 290: Date!
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- Chapter 288 288: It's a Date!
- Chapter 287 287: Space
- Chapter 286 286: Renunciation
- Chapter 285 285: Apparition
- Chapter 284 284: Revelio!
- Chapter 283 283: Staff
- Chapter 282 282: Goblins
- Chapter 281 281: Vault
- Chapter 280 280: Luck!
- Chapter 279 279: Moonspit and Romance
- Chapter 278 278: Cloak
- Chapter 277 277: Blood Curse and Talents
- Chapter 276 276: Amortal
- Chapter 275 275: Locket
- Chapter 274 274: WWW
- Chapter 273 273: Evil
- Chapter 272 272: Souls
- Chapter 271 271: Acclaim
- Chapter 270 270: Same Old Dread
- Chapter 269 269: Home
- Chapter 268 268: Curse and Worse
- Chapter 267 267: Self-Fulfilling
- Chapter 266 266: Child Soldier
- Chapter 265 265: Fury
- Chapter 264 264: Surprise!
- Chapter 263 263: Fight!
- Chapter 262 262: Hate
- Chapter 261 261: Family Reunion
- Chapter 260 260: Traitor
- Chapter 259 259: He'll Die!
- Chapter 258 258: The Real Dark Lord
- Chapter 257 257: Cheat
- Chapter 256 256: Exams
- Chapter 255 255: Career Advice
- Chapter 254 254: Prophecies
- Chapter 253 253: Shell
- Chapter 252 252: Drunk Phoenix
- Chapter 251 251: Choice
- Chapter 250 250: Winky
- Chapter 249 249: Wardnet
- Chapter 248 248: Past, Present and Future
- Chapter 247 247: Collection
- Chapter 246 246: Giant
- Chapter 245 245: Fire Eaters
- Chapter 244 244: Worry
- Chapter 243 243: Teacher
- Chapter 242 242: Tree
- Chapter 241 241: Duel!
- Chapter 240 240: Magic-tech?
- Chapter 239 239: CCL
- Chapter 238 238: Hem Hem
- Chapter 237 237: Insane!
- Chapter 236 236: Power the Dark Lord Knows Not
- Chapter 235 235: Proud
- Chapter 234 234: Drained
- Chapter 233 233: Compensate
- Chapter 232 232: Ritual
- Chapter 231 231: Portkey
- Chapter 230 230: Maze
- Chapter 229 229: Alive!
- Chapter 228 228: Targeted Teaching
- Chapter 227 227: Dread
- Chapter 226 226: Law
- Chapter 225 225: Second Task!
- Chapter 224 224: Justified Rage
- Chapter 223 223: Sick
- Chapter 222 222: Love Potion
- Chapter 221 221: Muffin
- Chapter 220 220: Double Date
- Chapter 219 219: DRAGONS!
- Chapter 218 218: Balls
- Chapter 217 217: Ancient Variant of an Ancient Variant?
- Chapter 216 216: The Tragic Courtship Display of the British Adolescent
- Chapter 215 215: First Task
- Chapter 214 214: Contract
- Chapter 213 213: Spy
- Chapter 212 212: Four Seasons
- Chapter 211 211: Napkin Tournaments
- Chapter 210 210: Champions!
- Chapter 209 209: Worth!
- Chapter 208 208: Guests!
- Chapter 207 207: Accio My Beloved!
- Chapter 206 206: H.E.A.R.T.
- Chapter 205 205: Shield
- Chapter 204 204: Acclimation
- Chapter 203 203: Hexing Students
- Chapter 202 202: Simple
- Chapter 201 201: Intent
- Chapter 200 200: Quintic-Magick Cup
- Chapter 199 199: The Bug!
- Chapter 198 198: Attack!
- Chapter 197 197: Warning!
- Chapter 196 196: Pet
- Chapter 195 195: Unwelcomed
- Chapter 194 194: Dread
- Chapter 193 193: Djinn
- Chapter 192 192: Wake and Heed My Command
- Chapter 191 191: Monsters!
- Chapter 190 190: Awake
- Chapter 189 189: Force
- Chapter 188 188: Politics
- Chapter 187 187: Without You!
- Chapter 186 186: Avada
- Chapter 185 185: Smile!
- Chapter 184 184: Immune
- Chapter 183 183: Freeze!
- Chapter 182 182: A Fool's Chronicles - It's April! Part 2 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 181 181: Moon
- A Fool’s Chronicles – It’s April! Part 2 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 180 180: Always
- Chapter 179 179: Ominous
- Chapter 178 178: A Fool's Chronicles - It's April! Part 1 (Read After Ch170)
- A Fool’s Chronicles – It’s April! Part 1 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 177 177: Rat
- Chapter 176 176: Love
- Chapter 175 175: Serious Howl
- Chapter 174 174: MWPP
- Chapter 173 173: Map
- Chapter 172 172: Patronus
- Chapter 171 171: Grim
- Chapter 170 170: Chimera
- Chapter 169 169: Cushions
- Chapter 168 168: Duel?
- Chapter 167 167: Praise
- Chapter 166 166: Headmasters
- Chapter 165 165: Forced!
- Chapter 164 164: Liar!
- Chapter 163 163: Druid
- Chapter 162 162: No
- Chapter 161 161: Damn You, Sirius Black!
- Chapter 160 160: Dementors!
- Chapter 159 159: Fear
- Chapter 158 158: Logic
- Chapter 157 157: Rewind!
- Chapter 156 156: Boggart
- Chapter 155 155: Cookie?
- Chapter 154 154: Crack
- Chapter 153 153: Mouse
- Chapter 152 152: Siriusly?
- Chapter 151 151: Foam
- Chapter 150 150: Events
- Chapter 149 149: Alternate Reality
- Chapter 148 148: Footpath
- Chapter 147 147: Ngaralu
- Chapter 146 146: Call!
- Chapter 145 145: Noctis
- Chapter 144 144: Summer
- Chapter 143 143: Power
- Chapter 142 142: Thief's Chronicle I - The Burden (Read After -Rowena vs Illiteracy-)
- Chapter 141 141: Dismissed
- Thief’s Chronicle I – The Burden (Read After -Rowena vs Illiteracy-)
- Chapter 140 140: Memory Wipe!
- Chapter 139 139: Dark
- Chapter 138 138: Riddle!
- Chapter 137 137: Chamber
- Chapter 136 136: Sacked
- Chapter 135 135: Creed
- Chapter 134 134: Valentine's
- Chapter 133 133: Ash
- Chapter 132 132: Favours
- Ch131- Sacked
- Ch130- Creed
- Ch129- Valentine’s
- Ch128- Ash
- Ch127- Favours
- Ch126- Spectacle-s
- Ch125- Shot!
- Ch124- Lost
- Ch123- Yule
- Ch122- Clue!
- Ch121- Parselmouth
- Ch120- Duel
- Ch119- Joy
- Ch118- Decision!
- Ch117- Blah Blah Law
- Ch116- Crack
- Ch115- Confess
- Ch114- Especially!
- Ch113- Rogue
- Ch112- Bird is the Word!
- Ch111- Parents
- Ch110- Damn You Lucius!
- Ch109- NO!
- Ch108- Daisy
- Ch107- Trust Me Bro, Click the Link
- Ch106- Hello, World!
- Ch105- Bad Decisions!
- Ch104- Wand!
- Ch103- Star!
- Ch102- Dragon Wakes!
- Ch101- Shrine
- Ch100- Meeting
- Ch99- Punch
- Ch98- Invest All!
- Ch97- Gate
- Ch96- Never Forget!
- Ch95- Forget!
- Ch94- Immortal Couple
- Ch93- Curse or Gift
- Ch92- Mob
- C- Between the Lines #3 – Rowena vs Illiteracy (Read After Ch 30)
- Ch91- Break
- Ch90- Temple
- Ch89- Family First
- Ch88- House-Visit
- Ch87- Bloody Rosier
- Ch86- Points
- Ch85- Play
- Ch84- The Obstacle
- Ch83- Would He?
- Ch82- Ignivolatus
- Ch81- Say It!
- Ch80- Wraith
- Ch79- Murder Forest
- Ch78- Summon
- Ch77- Comfortable
- Ch76- Bond!
- Ch75- Dragon?
- Ch74- Secrets
- Ch73- Erase!
- Ch72- Memory
- Curse Logs #1 – Marius Vale (Read After Ch 28)
- Ch71- Thief
- Ch70- Mirror
- Between the Lines #3 – Regulus vs Lucius(Read After Ch 58)
- Ch69- Crushing Defeat
- Ch68- Chess
- Ch67- Snow
- Ch66- Game On
- Ch65- Soaked
- Between the Lines #2 – Gryffindor vs Ghost (Read After Ch 56)
- Ch64- Leviosaaa!
- Ch63- Troll
- Ch62- Flawed
- Between the Lines #1 – Slytherin vs Badger (Read After Ch 56)
- Ch61- Tribute
- Ch60- Punishment
- Ch59- Fly!
- Ch58- Daddy!
- Ch57- A DAMN PEN!
- Ch56- WHY?!
- Ch55- The Greatest Creation!
- Ch54- Revenge!
- Ch53- Secrets?
- Ch52- Measure of Deterrence
- Ch51- New Year
- Ch50- Potter
- Ch49- Yoghurt
- Ch48- Return
- Ch47- Master Ji
- Ch46- SMELLS LIKE… LIES!
- Ch45- Extra
- Ch44- Türkiye
- Ch43- Troublesome Runes
- Ch42- Eureka
- Ch41- Pungent
- Ch40- Hot!
- Ch39- Gravitas
- Ch38- Serious?
- Ch37- A Rosier
- Ch36- Not That Name!
- Ch35- Staff Meeting
- Ch34- Somewhere Else
- Ch33- Age Line
- Ch32- Coward!
- Spells and Ancient Varriants
- Ch31- Academic Liabilities
- Ch30- Founders
- Ch29- Soooo…
- Ch28- New Professor
- Ch27- Magical Contraception
- Ch26- Mind Magic
- Ch25- Brand
- Ch24- Fjords
- Ch23- Brain Drills
- Ch22- Almost A Proper One
- Ch21- Collapse
- Ch20- Ancient Cave
- Ch19- Family
- Ch18- Bloody Historians
- Ch17- Curse
- Ch16- Surviving the Year
- Ch15- Bathsheda Babbling
- Ch14- Aromic Bomb
- Ch13- Selena Rosier
- Ch12- Softening Charm
- Ch11- Unerasable History
- Ch10- Kitchen
- Ch9- The Witch!
- Ch8- First Lesson
- Ch7- New Year Begins
- Ch6- Professor Rosier
- Ch5- Lucian Rosier
- Ch4- Teacher?
- Ch3- Lumos
- Ch2- List
- Ch1- Useless. Failure. A Joke!
- Character Images