Chapter 299 299: Miracle
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- Chapter 299 299: Miracle
The Great Hall gleamed under its floating candles, banners bright, tables full, and, miracle of miracles, nobody bleeding. Cassian sat beside Bathsheda at the staff table, staring across the hall expecting something to happen.
“Not a single explosion,” he muttered. “I don’t trust it.”
Bathsheda cut a piece of roast and nudged his arm with her elbow. “You’re meant to enjoy it. It’s called an end-of-year feast, not a precursor to disaster.”
“That’s exactly what someone would say right before disaster.”
She sighed. “Nothing is happening because we stopped it from happening.”
Cassian stabbed a potato. “Still feels wrong. Hogwarts usually tries to maim at least one child before pudding.”
Down the table, Sirius and Aurora sat beside each other. They weren’t touching, but the gap between them was no longer a declaration of war. They spoke quietly, calm in that careful way couples adopt when they’re pretending they’re not rebuilding from rubble.
Aurora said something quiet, Sirius huffed a laugh and rubbed the back of his neck, awkward as ever. Cassian eyed them for a second.
“Look at that,” he murmured.
Bathsheda followed his line of sight. “They’re trying.”
“I wonder what he’d do if he knew that a summer escape is my thing.”
Bathsheda’s fork paused mid-air. “He’d probably combust from jealousy and blame you for inventing holidays.”
Cassian nodded. “Sounds right. Well, did you at least tell them to steer away from Norway, China, Greece, Turkiye, Australia and what else… ah, Mesoamerica.”
She hummed, “Well thought. I’ll make a list.”
Dumbledore, at the centre of the staff table, clinked his goblet gently, smiling at nothing in particular. Cassian squinted at the old man.
Bathsheda leaned closer. “You’ve been watching him all week.”
“Making sure he’s not planning a dramatic exit,” Cassian said.
She bumped his knee under the table. “Relax for five minutes.”
He loosened his fingers. “There. Perfectly calm.”
Flitwick piped up. “Cassian, did your first-years ever manage to stop setting fire to their hair?”
Cassian frowned. “They set one hair on fire. One. And it wasn’t even impressive.”
Flitwick chuckled, taking a sip from his goblet. “Your standards are unhelpfully high.”
McGonagall, who had been slicing her lamb, spoke without looking up. “If Cassian says it lacked flair, Filius, then I fear the child in question only managed smoke.”
“Exactly,” Cassian said. “If you’re going to blow something up, at least give it a memorable shape. A mushroom cloud. A dragon. Something.”
Snape made a noise. It might have been disapproval. It might have been indigestion.
Cassian glanced down the table. “Yes, Severus?”
Snape didn’t lift his eyes from his plate. “Encouraging structural explosions. Do you ever grow?”
“That wasn’t encouragement,” Cassian said. “That was aesthetic critique.”
Bathsheda elbowed him under the table. “Stop provoking him.”
“I haven’t said anything provocative,” Cassian protested.
Snape lifted his goblet. “Your existence is provocative.”
“See?” Cassian said to Bathsheda. “That wasn’t me. That’s just Severus.”
Septima snorted, then turned away from glaring Snape.
Dumbledore raised his goblet slightly, catching the staff’s attention. “A toast, my friends, to another year survived, and to all of you who make this castle feel more like home than it ought to.”
McGonagall rolled her eyes. “This year has run smoothly. For that, we should all be grateful.”
Sprout raised her glass. “Hear, hear.”
The students cheered as pudding arrived, giant trifles, treacle tart, summer fruit pavlovas, things that seemed to multiply each time one blinked.
“Merlin,” Sprout breathed, eyeing the puddings. “The elves outdid themselves this year.”
Flitwick brightened again. “I’ll try the trifle. It looks delightful.”
***
Bathsheda, Dumbledore and Cassian stepped into the Headmaster’s office. Cassian set Helena Hufflepuff’s goblet on the desk with both hands, slow and careful.
Dumbledore rested his fingertips on the edge of the desk. “Are you ready?”
“About as ready as anyone holding a screaming soul-fragment in a cup,” Cassian said.
White light slid over his palm, solidifying into something like a second hand laid over his own.
He flexed his fingers. “Right. Let’s hope this doesn’t bite.”
He reached for the goblet. The moment his glowing hand closed around the metal, the cup shrieked in a raw, human-wrong wail that made the portraits flinch in their frames. One of the former Headmasters actually ducked.
Cassian gritted his teeth. “Yeah, I hear you. Shut up.”
The white layer round his hand flared brighter, pushing against the black smoke trying to pour out of the cup’s rim. The Horcrux bucked as if it wanted out.
Bathsheda stepped closer, wand aimed toward the goblet, ready to nuke it if it twitched wrong. Dumbledore watched the cup closely for any sign the object itself was taking damage.
The shrieking spiked, then choked on itself as Cassian tightened his grip. The white aura crept further, crawling up the sides of the cup. The Horcrux recoiled, smoke slamming against the barrier, trying to fold back into the metal.
Bathsheda murmured under her breath, tracking the way the spell ate through the corruption. “It’s weakening.”
“Good,” Cassian said. “I’m not babysitting this thing all summer.”
The goblet jerked in his hand hard enough that the desk rattled. A final wave of dark pressure burst outwards, enough to ruffle Dumbledore’s beard and make Bathsheda brace her stance, but the white hand crushed the surge until it caved inward.
The scream cut off suddenly. The last whisp of black smoke curled and vanished. Cassian kept hold of the goblet for a few more breaths, light still burning bright over his palm. Then, slowly, he let the aura fade. His real hand came back into view, slightly red at the knuckles but otherwise fine.
He huffed. “Alright. That’s one foul parasite evicted.”
Bathsheda took the goblet from him carefully with a runed cloth between her hands. Out of caution, habit, and because she’d seen too many cursed objects pretending to be inert.
The gold was warm but solid. No visible cracks or warped runes. She tipped it to check the interior. Clean. She couldn’t see any residue or lingering dark rot had resided within the cup.
“It’s intact,” she said. “The enchantments haven’t buckled.”
Dumbledore ran a quick diagnostic charm over the cup.
He lowered his wand with a sigh. “It’s clean.”
Cassian leaned back against the desk and blew out another breath. “Good. I was worried it’d melt.”
Dumbledore gave him a smile. “You handled it well.”
Bathsheda touched Cassian’s wrist lightly. “How’s your hand?”
Cassian wiggled his fingers. “Still attached. Always a win.”
Dumbledore looked between the two of them. “One more Horcrux removed from the world.”
Cassian straightened. “Good. One less thing trying to chew on Potter.”
He dusted off his hands, flashing both of them a grin, the sort that meant trouble was loading.
“So,” he said. “You know what comes next, right?”
Bathsheda and Dumbledore answered in unison, “We find the snake and test the spell properly on a live subject.”
Cassian, at the same time, announced, “Make a fresh living Horcrux and try it on-“
He stopped mid-sentence, eyes widening.
“…I meant your version. Obviously. The snake. Yes. That one.”
Bathsheda stared at him like she was weighing up whether to hex him or put him outside for fresh air.
Dumbledore didn’t even bother with disappointment. He went straight to the silent, exhausted kind of judgement.
Even Fawkes gave a trill and rolled his eyes.
Cassian lifted both hands. “Alright! Message received. No new Horcruxes, no arts and crafts. I get it.”
He cleared his throat, trying to scrape the last of that mortifying sentence out of the air. He pointed at the phoenix. “You can stop glaring. I corrected myself.”
Fawkes trilled again.
“That’s not helping,” Cassian muttered.
Dumbledore moved to his desk, plucked a tin from a drawer, and offered it outward without looking.
“Sherbet lemon?”
Cassian took one automatically. Bathsheda declined with a shake of her head.
“Right,” Cassian said, sucking the sweet. “Let’s sort the numbers before we run off chasing things with fangs.”
Bathsheda raised a hand. “We have five accounted for. Diary, diadem, ring, cup and locket.”
Cassian nodded. “One was used to anchor himself to the world of the living when he first died. Leaves one.”
“Potter,” Bathsheda said.
Dumbledore hummed. “Tom has always leaned toward symbols. A great serpent would appeal to him.”
Cassian lifted a brow. “Excellent. So we’re hunting a highly venomous maybe-Horcrux with a tendency to swallow people whole. Lovely.”
Bathsheda gave him a look. “Better than your earlier suggestion.”
“That was a theoretical instinct,” he said. “I’m allowed those.”
Bathsheda leaned on the back of a chair. “If we remove the snake, remove Potter’s fragment… Voldemort is killable again, isn’t he? No anchors left.”
Cassian nodded. “That leaves us with good old-fashioned murder. A comforting return to tradition.”
Dumbledore gave him a flat look.
“What?” Cassian said. “We’re all thinking it.”
Bathsheda sighed. “First we confirm Nagini. Then we decide how to contain her.”
Cassian ran a hand through his hair. “Confirming is simple. Catching is not.”
Dumbledore’s eyes drifted to the window. “I fear Voldemort won’t leave her behind.”
Cassian clicked his tongue. “Brilliant. So the minute we poke the snake, the owner turns up. That won’t complicate anything.”
Bathsheda glanced at him. “This is the part where you try to reassure us.”
Cassian shrugged. “You were always my better half. I’ll leave that to you.”
She rolled her eyes, laughing, as she dragged him away. “Goodnight, Headmaster.”
***
The next morning, Hogwarts rolled into breakfast in its usual end-of-term haze. Students half-packed, half-asleep, scraping toast and clutching pumpkins. Staff pretending not to count the minutes until the train carried several hundred children away.
Then the Great Hall doors swung open, cutting the chatter. Forks hovered mid-air. A few mouths stayed open around unchewed bites.
Two figures stood framed in the doorway. A handful of students blinked, confused. Most didn’t recognise them. But the ones who did, the ones who grew up hearing those names like a legend or a wound, went still enough that even the candles seemed to hesitate.
Neville shot to his feet, stunned. Beyond that, he couldn’t make a move at all.
Alice and Frank Longbottom stood at the threshold, hands linked, eyes bright. They looked at Neville with the kind of unconditional love only parents could manage.
Neville’s lips parted. No sound came out. His chest hitched hard, as if his tongue had short-circuited.
Cassian grinned. Bathsheda’s hand found his arm under the table.
Neville took one uncertain step. Then another. His face crumpled. He wiped at it fast, as if embarrassed, then gave up entirely.
Alice broke with a tiny, choked sound, and that broke Frank, and that broke whatever spell held Neville still.
He reached them in two steps.
His mother caught him by the shoulders. His father pulled him into both their arms. Neville folded in on himself and clung back.
Cassian gave Bathsheda’s hand a light squeeze.
“Now this,” he murmured, “is how I like my years to end. Let’s make it a new tradition.”
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- Chapter 320 320: Like a Butterfly
- Chapter 319 319: Three Patronuses
- Chapter 318 318: Storm
- Chapter 317 317: Festive!
- Chapter 316 316: Change the World
- Chapter 315 315: Age of the Fine Bronze
- Chapter 314 314: Valley of Magic
- Chapter 313
- Chapter 312
- Chapter 311 311: Students vs Professors
- Chapter 310 310: Sword
- Chapter 309 309: Ashfal
- Chapter 308 308: Plague
- Chapter 307 307: Open Class
- Chapter 306 306: Double Wedding
- Chapter 305 305: Separation
- Chapter 304 304: Veil
- Chapter 303 303: Plans!
- Chapter 302 302: Gamble
- Chapter 301 301: Offer!
- Chapter 300 300: Bathael
- Chapter 299 299: Miracle
- Chapter 298 298: Death
- Chapter 297 297: Elder Wand
- Chapter 296 296: Sigh!
- Chapter 295 295: Lilies and Memories
- Chapter 294 294: Rage
- Chapter 293 293: Bark
- Chapter 292 292: Purge
- Chapter 291 291: Portal
- Chapter 290 290: Date!
- Chapter 289 289: Cabinet
- Chapter 288 288: It's a Date!
- Chapter 287 287: Space
- Chapter 286 286: Renunciation
- Chapter 285 285: Apparition
- Chapter 284 284: Revelio!
- Chapter 283 283: Staff
- Chapter 282 282: Goblins
- Chapter 281 281: Vault
- Chapter 280 280: Luck!
- Chapter 279 279: Moonspit and Romance
- Chapter 278 278: Cloak
- Chapter 277 277: Blood Curse and Talents
- Chapter 276 276: Amortal
- Chapter 275 275: Locket
- Chapter 274 274: WWW
- Chapter 273 273: Evil
- Chapter 272 272: Souls
- Chapter 271 271: Acclaim
- Chapter 270 270: Same Old Dread
- Chapter 269 269: Home
- Chapter 268 268: Curse and Worse
- Chapter 267 267: Self-Fulfilling
- Chapter 266 266: Child Soldier
- Chapter 265 265: Fury
- Chapter 264 264: Surprise!
- Chapter 263 263: Fight!
- Chapter 262 262: Hate
- Chapter 261 261: Family Reunion
- Chapter 260 260: Traitor
- Chapter 259 259: He'll Die!
- Chapter 258 258: The Real Dark Lord
- Chapter 257 257: Cheat
- Chapter 256 256: Exams
- Chapter 255 255: Career Advice
- Chapter 254 254: Prophecies
- Chapter 253 253: Shell
- Chapter 252 252: Drunk Phoenix
- Chapter 251 251: Choice
- Chapter 250 250: Winky
- Chapter 249 249: Wardnet
- Chapter 248 248: Past, Present and Future
- Chapter 247 247: Collection
- Chapter 246 246: Giant
- Chapter 245 245: Fire Eaters
- Chapter 244 244: Worry
- Chapter 243 243: Teacher
- Chapter 242 242: Tree
- Chapter 241 241: Duel!
- Chapter 240 240: Magic-tech?
- Chapter 239 239: CCL
- Chapter 238 238: Hem Hem
- Chapter 237 237: Insane!
- Chapter 236 236: Power the Dark Lord Knows Not
- Chapter 235 235: Proud
- Chapter 234 234: Drained
- Chapter 233 233: Compensate
- Chapter 232 232: Ritual
- Chapter 231 231: Portkey
- Chapter 230 230: Maze
- Chapter 229 229: Alive!
- Chapter 228 228: Targeted Teaching
- Chapter 227 227: Dread
- Chapter 226 226: Law
- Chapter 225 225: Second Task!
- Chapter 224 224: Justified Rage
- Chapter 223 223: Sick
- Chapter 222 222: Love Potion
- Chapter 221 221: Muffin
- Chapter 220 220: Double Date
- Chapter 219 219: DRAGONS!
- Chapter 218 218: Balls
- Chapter 217 217: Ancient Variant of an Ancient Variant?
- Chapter 216 216: The Tragic Courtship Display of the British Adolescent
- Chapter 215 215: First Task
- Chapter 214 214: Contract
- Chapter 213 213: Spy
- Chapter 212 212: Four Seasons
- Chapter 211 211: Napkin Tournaments
- Chapter 210 210: Champions!
- Chapter 209 209: Worth!
- Chapter 208 208: Guests!
- Chapter 207 207: Accio My Beloved!
- Chapter 206 206: H.E.A.R.T.
- Chapter 205 205: Shield
- Chapter 204 204: Acclimation
- Chapter 203 203: Hexing Students
- Chapter 202 202: Simple
- Chapter 201 201: Intent
- Chapter 200 200: Quintic-Magick Cup
- Chapter 199 199: The Bug!
- Chapter 198 198: Attack!
- Chapter 197 197: Warning!
- Chapter 196 196: Pet
- Chapter 195 195: Unwelcomed
- Chapter 194 194: Dread
- Chapter 193 193: Djinn
- Chapter 192 192: Wake and Heed My Command
- Chapter 191 191: Monsters!
- Chapter 190 190: Awake
- Chapter 189 189: Force
- Chapter 188 188: Politics
- Chapter 187 187: Without You!
- Chapter 186 186: Avada
- Chapter 185 185: Smile!
- Chapter 184 184: Immune
- Chapter 183 183: Freeze!
- Chapter 182 182: A Fool's Chronicles - It's April! Part 2 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 181 181: Moon
- A Fool’s Chronicles – It’s April! Part 2 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 180 180: Always
- Chapter 179 179: Ominous
- Chapter 178 178: A Fool's Chronicles - It's April! Part 1 (Read After Ch170)
- A Fool’s Chronicles – It’s April! Part 1 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 177 177: Rat
- Chapter 176 176: Love
- Chapter 175 175: Serious Howl
- Chapter 174 174: MWPP
- Chapter 173 173: Map
- Chapter 172 172: Patronus
- Chapter 171 171: Grim
- Chapter 170 170: Chimera
- Chapter 169 169: Cushions
- Chapter 168 168: Duel?
- Chapter 167 167: Praise
- Chapter 166 166: Headmasters
- Chapter 165 165: Forced!
- Chapter 164 164: Liar!
- Chapter 163 163: Druid
- Chapter 162 162: No
- Chapter 161 161: Damn You, Sirius Black!
- Chapter 160 160: Dementors!
- Chapter 159 159: Fear
- Chapter 158 158: Logic
- Chapter 157 157: Rewind!
- Chapter 156 156: Boggart
- Chapter 155 155: Cookie?
- Chapter 154 154: Crack
- Chapter 153 153: Mouse
- Chapter 152 152: Siriusly?
- Chapter 151 151: Foam
- Chapter 150 150: Events
- Chapter 149 149: Alternate Reality
- Chapter 148 148: Footpath
- Chapter 147 147: Ngaralu
- Chapter 146 146: Call!
- Chapter 145 145: Noctis
- Chapter 144 144: Summer
- Chapter 143 143: Power
- Chapter 142 142: Thief's Chronicle I - The Burden (Read After -Rowena vs Illiteracy-)
- Chapter 141 141: Dismissed
- Thief’s Chronicle I – The Burden (Read After -Rowena vs Illiteracy-)
- Chapter 140 140: Memory Wipe!
- Chapter 139 139: Dark
- Chapter 138 138: Riddle!
- Chapter 137 137: Chamber
- Chapter 136 136: Sacked
- Chapter 135 135: Creed
- Chapter 134 134: Valentine's
- Chapter 133 133: Ash
- Chapter 132 132: Favours
- Ch131- Sacked
- Ch130- Creed
- Ch129- Valentine’s
- Ch128- Ash
- Ch127- Favours
- Ch126- Spectacle-s
- Ch125- Shot!
- Ch124- Lost
- Ch123- Yule
- Ch122- Clue!
- Ch121- Parselmouth
- Ch120- Duel
- Ch119- Joy
- Ch118- Decision!
- Ch117- Blah Blah Law
- Ch116- Crack
- Ch115- Confess
- Ch114- Especially!
- Ch113- Rogue
- Ch112- Bird is the Word!
- Ch111- Parents
- Ch110- Damn You Lucius!
- Ch109- NO!
- Ch108- Daisy
- Ch107- Trust Me Bro, Click the Link
- Ch106- Hello, World!
- Ch105- Bad Decisions!
- Ch104- Wand!
- Ch103- Star!
- Ch102- Dragon Wakes!
- Ch101- Shrine
- Ch100- Meeting
- Ch99- Punch
- Ch98- Invest All!
- Ch97- Gate
- Ch96- Never Forget!
- Ch95- Forget!
- Ch94- Immortal Couple
- Ch93- Curse or Gift
- Ch92- Mob
- C- Between the Lines #3 – Rowena vs Illiteracy (Read After Ch 30)
- Ch91- Break
- Ch90- Temple
- Ch89- Family First
- Ch88- House-Visit
- Ch87- Bloody Rosier
- Ch86- Points
- Ch85- Play
- Ch84- The Obstacle
- Ch83- Would He?
- Ch82- Ignivolatus
- Ch81- Say It!
- Ch80- Wraith
- Ch79- Murder Forest
- Ch78- Summon
- Ch77- Comfortable
- Ch76- Bond!
- Ch75- Dragon?
- Ch74- Secrets
- Ch73- Erase!
- Ch72- Memory
- Curse Logs #1 – Marius Vale (Read After Ch 28)
- Ch71- Thief
- Ch70- Mirror
- Between the Lines #3 – Regulus vs Lucius(Read After Ch 58)
- Ch69- Crushing Defeat
- Ch68- Chess
- Ch67- Snow
- Ch66- Game On
- Ch65- Soaked
- Between the Lines #2 – Gryffindor vs Ghost (Read After Ch 56)
- Ch64- Leviosaaa!
- Ch63- Troll
- Ch62- Flawed
- Between the Lines #1 – Slytherin vs Badger (Read After Ch 56)
- Ch61- Tribute
- Ch60- Punishment
- Ch59- Fly!
- Ch58- Daddy!
- Ch57- A DAMN PEN!
- Ch56- WHY?!
- Ch55- The Greatest Creation!
- Ch54- Revenge!
- Ch53- Secrets?
- Ch52- Measure of Deterrence
- Ch51- New Year
- Ch50- Potter
- Ch49- Yoghurt
- Ch48- Return
- Ch47- Master Ji
- Ch46- SMELLS LIKE… LIES!
- Ch45- Extra
- Ch44- Türkiye
- Ch43- Troublesome Runes
- Ch42- Eureka
- Ch41- Pungent
- Ch40- Hot!
- Ch39- Gravitas
- Ch38- Serious?
- Ch37- A Rosier
- Ch36- Not That Name!
- Ch35- Staff Meeting
- Ch34- Somewhere Else
- Ch33- Age Line
- Ch32- Coward!
- Spells and Ancient Varriants
- Ch31- Academic Liabilities
- Ch30- Founders
- Ch29- Soooo…
- Ch28- New Professor
- Ch27- Magical Contraception
- Ch26- Mind Magic
- Ch25- Brand
- Ch24- Fjords
- Ch23- Brain Drills
- Ch22- Almost A Proper One
- Ch21- Collapse
- Ch20- Ancient Cave
- Ch19- Family
- Ch18- Bloody Historians
- Ch17- Curse
- Ch16- Surviving the Year
- Ch15- Bathsheda Babbling
- Ch14- Aromic Bomb
- Ch13- Selena Rosier
- Ch12- Softening Charm
- Ch11- Unerasable History
- Ch10- Kitchen
- Ch9- The Witch!
- Ch8- First Lesson
- Ch7- New Year Begins
- Ch6- Professor Rosier
- Ch5- Lucian Rosier
- Ch4- Teacher?
- Ch3- Lumos
- Ch2- List
- Ch1- Useless. Failure. A Joke!
- Character Images