Chapter 211 211: Napkin Tournaments
Chapter 211 211: Napkin Tournaments
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“Brilliant. Then it’s simple. We change the three tasks.”
Gasps burst across the room. Then they thought. The idea settled. Faces shifted. One by one, they realised what he meant.
The logic was too clean to argue. Everyone in the room knew it.
Change the tasks, rebind the Goblet, and the whole bloody mess unspooled without a single duel or blood contract.
Ji’s mouth curled into a slow grin. “Genius.”
Cassian shook his head. “Not genius. I planned ahead. I was fully expecting someone to pull a stunt like this.”
Ji leaned forward, eyes gleaming. “You prewrote contingencies for a corrupted Goblet?”
“Of course I did,” Cassian said, like it was obvious. “It’s a magical contract written by a half-sentient artefact from a time when duels ended with body parts in jars. You think I trusted that thing to behave?”
Ji laughed. “You read all the records, didn’t you?”
Cassian didn’t even blink. “Every line. Including the ones the Ministry tried to redact.”
Karkaroff turned toward Dumbledore, bristling. “WE cannot change the tasks. What about the Tournament?”
Cassian looked at him. “You seem awfully keen on Potter joining, Igor.”
Karkaroff glared. “What are you implying? I’m saying the Tournament must go on.”
Cassian gave him a thin smile. “Oh, it’ll go on. After we change the tasks to something harmless, run them five minutes apart, then we hold a second selection.”
An uneasy murmur rolled through the hall.
Moody snorted. “And what if different names come out? Would be unfair to these five.”
Before Cassian could reply, Madame Ekwensi answered. “We put these five names in again. Why would it be unfair? They have already been chosen.”
Several representatives nodded. The logic was obvious. Too obvious.
Madam Ekwensi tapped the ground, seemingly annoyed that she couldn’t think of it. “Simple. Fair. Avoids international fallout. We don’t need a bloodbath to prove skill.”
Ji nodded. “And there are children watching this year. No disrespect to this young man, but tasks we picked aren’t for Fourth Years.”
Bagman, surprisingly, looked relieved. “I mean, it would save the Ministry the insurance headache.”
“Not to mention the headlines,” muttered Shacklebolt.
Cassian spread his hands. “There you go. No children tossed into the lava trench. No one screaming about cheating. Everyone gets the champions they started with, minus the homicidal bits. Everybody happy.”
“Except the prestige,” Karkaroff snapped. “The Tournament loses its grandeur!”
Cassian stared at him. “Oh no, not the grandeur. How will we cope without watching teenagers get mauled by force of nature.”
He glanced briefly at Harry, who looked like he didn’t know whether to thank him or hide behind him.
Moody slammed his staff against the floor. “You do realise this breaks centuries of-“
“Oh, spare me,” Cassian cut in. “The Tournament’s had more stoppages and rewrites than the bloody Ministry charter. Half the tasks in the 17th century got changed on the fly because someone let a Manticore loose and three contestants legged it home.”
Maxime folded her arms. “If eet removes the boy, I am in favour.”
Dumbledore gave a nod. “As am I.”
Ji dipped his head. “Same.”
Ekwensi smiled faintly. “Good. Let us give the children a proper Tournament.”
Karkaroff looked cornered. The others were united. But Moody was practically vibrating.
Turned out, it wasn’t bloody hard to change the tasks. The Goblet bound names, not logic. The actual challenges were all made up by humans, which meant they could be unmade just as easily.
After a solid session of Five School Heads, Kingsley, and Bagman flinging enough magic to light up a Quidditch pitch, the Goblet flickered, hissed, and… gave in. Just a sulky puff of smoke and a shimmer of altered bindings.
***
Dumbledore clapped his hands together. “Come now, let’s see who can pick a napkin from the table using only magic. That shall be your first task. We are not allowed to help, nor inform you how.” He sounded far too pleased with himself for someone assigning napkin duty.
The champions stood in a neat line, facing a long table with six napkins laid out like cursed artefacts.
“Begin,” said Bagman, who was clearly trying not to laugh.
One by one, the students raised their wands. Napkins flying in the air, dropping neatly into their hands.
Cassian coughed. “Good enough.”
The five Heads of School, plus the two Ministry-appointed referees, gave points. Six perfect scores.
Next task, splitting said napkins into symmetrical halves using only magic.
A table was conjured. Six fresh napkins laid out.
“This is ridiculous,” muttered Karkaroff.
Cassian looked delighted. “Wait till you see Task Three.”
Cedric let out a breath through his nose, shaking his head like he couldn’t believe this was happening. “When the Headmaster said the tournament would be deadly, I was expecting more than paper cuts.”
Fleur gave him a sidelong glance. “You sound disappointed.”
“I’m not,” Cedric said. “Just… surprised.”
Krum was squinting at his napkin, his eyes twitching. “Ve do this instead of battles?”
“Much safer,” said Amara, folding the edge of her napkin like a surgeon on holiday. “And arguably harder. Origami’s brutal.”
“Was the napkin thing your idea or Dumbledore’s?” Bathsheda asked with barely suppressed laughter.
“Bit of both. He said ‘Something simple, yet dignified.’ I heard ‘make it stupid.'”
She gave him a sidelong look. “That tracks.”
Each student gave it a go. Slicing spells, charm work, even a Vanishing technique that reassembled the pieces once separated.
Again, perfect scores all around.
Last task, fold the halves into a recognisable shape. Magic only.
“You have one minute,” Dumbledore said cheerily. “And seven judges. We expect originality.”
Fleur folded hers into a lily. Krum made a rectangle, squinting like he wasn’t sure how folding worked.
Mingyu conjured an origami dragon that blew smoke from its mouth. Yeah, smoke was paper too.
Cedric made a badger. It wiggled its paper nose.
Amara crafted a perfect leopard with spots.
Harry stared at his napkin, gave it a flick, and ended up with something that might’ve been a hat. Or a boot. Or a rabbit if you squinted from a distance and lied about it.
Cassian gave him a slow clap. “It’s interpretive.”
The judges gave full points anyway. Professors cheered like it was a Quidditch final.
With no clear winner and the Goblet’s bind lifted, Harry stepped down. Officially out. His name never should’ve been in there to begin with, and now it was gone for good.
The Goblet’s flame sputtered, turned a dull blue, and then went out entirely. The contract was done.
***
When the Cup shimmered and lost its lustre, the glow retreating inward like breath sucked from a dying flame, Cassian paced around it slowly.
The earlier magic the Cup was emitting was nowhere to be seen. Previously, when Dumbledore first unboxed it, it had been overwhelming, grand in a way that didn’t belong in rooms built by human hands. Cassian struggled to describe it, even now. It felt like standing before something ancient and immense, like a mountain that knew your name.
He’d read everything there was to read about the Cup. Knew it wasn’t just a glorified trophy. It had to bind the Champions, and not just them, everyone in proximity. That was how it kept the Tournament fair. It was a contract, tethered through leyline intersections, drawing power so dense it could warp time around it. No wonder even Dumbledore and other Heads had hesitated to challenge it.
But now?
Now it looked… dormant. Just small. The thing that had once pulsed with enough magic to make the castle creak was now just a gilded cup, over-polished and forgotten.
“So it’s dead now?” he asked, looking at the thing with a squint.
Dumbledore chuckled softly behind him. “More like sleeping.”
Cassian hummed, not convinced. His fingers twitched at his side.
Moody stepped in between, boot scraping over cracked stone. “Don’t touch it.”
Cassian turned, already scowling. “I wasn’t going to.”
Behind him, Bathsheda made a noise that might’ve been a cough, but sounded far too amused. Exposing his lie.
Cassian shot her a narrow look. “Too much,” he muttered.
Moody didn’t blink. His magical eye whirred, staying locked on Cassian’s hand even as the other one glared dead ahead.
“Fine,” Cassian snapped, stepping back a half pace. “Not touching. For Gods’ sake. It’s not like it’s going to break.”
The Cup sparked.
Cassian froze.
“Okay,” he added, slowly backing away, “maybe a little insecure.”
He let out a slow breath, crouched a little. With all that impossible power drained out of it, it really did look harmless. Almost sulky.
He tilted his head at it, voice dropping into something light and coaxing, like he was speaking to a frightened toddler clutching a tantrum.
“Hey now… you’re not going to take away my magic out of spite, are you?”
***
Moody walked over to Harry, clapping a firm hand on the boy’s shoulder. “Good job, Potter. Relieved?”
Harry nodded, still wide-eyed and rattled from the whole ordeal. From the moment his name came out of that Cup, every stare, every accusation, every demand had been pressing on him. He hadn’t understood half of what the Tournament was about, only that he didn’t want to be in it.
Now, at least, it was over.
Moody pointed toward the Cup. “See how its magic died down?”
He started walking, not dragging Harry, but nudging him along in that quiet, insistent way adults used when pretending something was still your choice.
Harry glanced back at the Cup. The difference was striking. Before, it had felt crushing. Like just looking at it made his skin buzz. Now? It just looked like a cup. A little too polished, but otherwise… normal.
Still, something in it pulled at him. His feet started drifting forward without meaning to.
A hand caught his shoulder.
“Careful there, Potter,” Cassian said, voice cold. “Don’t touch magical artefacts. Might bite you.”
Harry blinked up at him.
Then Cassian’s gaze flicked past him. Hard. Directed straight at Moody.
Moody scoffed, gaze flicking between Cassian, Dumbledore, Ji, Ekwensi, then Potter, then said, “Damn right.”
***
Once the old binding had clearly collapsed, they fed the five champions’ names back into the Goblet.
Cassian didn’t move from his spot until the final slips went in and came out again. Five. No more. He counted them aloud just to be annoying. And certain.
When it was done, when the last flicker of the Goblet died down and the thing stopped pretending it had sentience, he let out a slow breath.
“Now,” he said, brushing imaginary dust off his sleeves. “We can return to our regular boring lives.”
He gave a pointed look at Moody and Karkaroff. Neither looked thrilled.
“Potter. With me.”
Harry didn’t argue. Just nodded and trailed after him and Bathsheda, as they left. The hall was still buzzing.
As they made their way through the crowd, heads turned. Students leaned in, whispers trailing after them.
“Did he put his name in?”
“Was it really him?”
“Is he still competing?”
Cassian raised his hand. “It was a misunderstanding. Potter is not participating. Five contestants will compete, end of story.”
The noise dipped. Hogwarts never shut up, but at least no one was yelling anymore.
Cassian guided Harry out through the front doors, one hand on the boy’s shoulder to keep him moving. Harry kept glancing back at the hall, cheeks pink from all the stares.
When they reached the corridor, the doors closing behind them, Harry finally let out a breath. “Sir… people think I did it on purpose.”
Cassian snorted. “People think centaurs run an underground gambling ring in the Forbidden Forest. Students talk. Ignore them.”
Harry tried for a smile and didn’t quite make it.
He looked up at both of them, tired but grateful. “Thank you… for helping me.”
Cassian let out a breath. “Go and rest. Your name shouldn’t have come out to begin with.”
Harry nodded and headed off, shoulders hunched, trying not to look like he was escaping.
The moment he turned the corner, Bathsheda grabbed Cassian’s hand and hauled him down the corridor. “Room. Now.”
“Oh, romantic,” Cassian muttered as she dragged him along. “Mind the stairs.”
She didn’t slow. The second his door shut behind them, she rounded on him.
“So… how long before they accuse me of sabotaging the Tournament on purpose?” He chuckled.
“I am surprised he didn’t already. Would be perfect time when you suggested to change the tasks.”
He snorted. “Probably too durmbstruck. Got it?”
“Still doesn’t explain who got Potter in,” she muttered, ignoring the pun.
“I know,” Cassian said. “I just can’t figure out why.”
She didn’t argue. “Do you know how it happened?”
Cassian rubbed at his brow. “I don’t know. But I’ve got two ideas.”
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- Chapter 314 314: Valley of Magic
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- Chapter 311 311: Students vs Professors
- Chapter 310 310: Sword
- Chapter 309 309: Ashfal
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- Chapter 300 300: Bathael
- Chapter 299 299: Miracle
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- Chapter 296 296: Sigh!
- Chapter 295 295: Lilies and Memories
- Chapter 294 294: Rage
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- Chapter 282 282: Goblins
- Chapter 281 281: Vault
- Chapter 280 280: Luck!
- Chapter 279 279: Moonspit and Romance
- Chapter 278 278: Cloak
- Chapter 277 277: Blood Curse and Talents
- Chapter 276 276: Amortal
- Chapter 275 275: Locket
- Chapter 274 274: WWW
- Chapter 273 273: Evil
- Chapter 272 272: Souls
- Chapter 271 271: Acclaim
- Chapter 270 270: Same Old Dread
- Chapter 269 269: Home
- Chapter 268 268: Curse and Worse
- Chapter 267 267: Self-Fulfilling
- Chapter 266 266: Child Soldier
- Chapter 265 265: Fury
- Chapter 264 264: Surprise!
- Chapter 263 263: Fight!
- Chapter 262 262: Hate
- Chapter 261 261: Family Reunion
- Chapter 260 260: Traitor
- Chapter 259 259: He'll Die!
- Chapter 258 258: The Real Dark Lord
- Chapter 257 257: Cheat
- Chapter 256 256: Exams
- Chapter 255 255: Career Advice
- Chapter 254 254: Prophecies
- Chapter 253 253: Shell
- Chapter 252 252: Drunk Phoenix
- Chapter 251 251: Choice
- Chapter 250 250: Winky
- Chapter 249 249: Wardnet
- Chapter 248 248: Past, Present and Future
- Chapter 247 247: Collection
- Chapter 246 246: Giant
- Chapter 245 245: Fire Eaters
- Chapter 244 244: Worry
- Chapter 243 243: Teacher
- Chapter 242 242: Tree
- Chapter 241 241: Duel!
- Chapter 240 240: Magic-tech?
- Chapter 239 239: CCL
- Chapter 238 238: Hem Hem
- Chapter 237 237: Insane!
- Chapter 236 236: Power the Dark Lord Knows Not
- Chapter 235 235: Proud
- Chapter 234 234: Drained
- Chapter 233 233: Compensate
- Chapter 232 232: Ritual
- Chapter 231 231: Portkey
- Chapter 230 230: Maze
- Chapter 229 229: Alive!
- Chapter 228 228: Targeted Teaching
- Chapter 227 227: Dread
- Chapter 226 226: Law
- Chapter 225 225: Second Task!
- Chapter 224 224: Justified Rage
- Chapter 223 223: Sick
- Chapter 222 222: Love Potion
- Chapter 221 221: Muffin
- Chapter 220 220: Double Date
- Chapter 219 219: DRAGONS!
- Chapter 218 218: Balls
- Chapter 217 217: Ancient Variant of an Ancient Variant?
- Chapter 216 216: The Tragic Courtship Display of the British Adolescent
- Chapter 215 215: First Task
- Chapter 214 214: Contract
- Chapter 213 213: Spy
- Chapter 212 212: Four Seasons
- Chapter 211 211: Napkin Tournaments
- Chapter 210 210: Champions!
- Chapter 209 209: Worth!
- Chapter 208 208: Guests!
- Chapter 207 207: Accio My Beloved!
- Chapter 206 206: H.E.A.R.T.
- Chapter 205 205: Shield
- Chapter 204 204: Acclimation
- Chapter 203 203: Hexing Students
- Chapter 202 202: Simple
- Chapter 201 201: Intent
- Chapter 200 200: Quintic-Magick Cup
- Chapter 199 199: The Bug!
- Chapter 198 198: Attack!
- Chapter 197 197: Warning!
- Chapter 196 196: Pet
- Chapter 195 195: Unwelcomed
- Chapter 194 194: Dread
- Chapter 193 193: Djinn
- Chapter 192 192: Wake and Heed My Command
- Chapter 191 191: Monsters!
- Chapter 190 190: Awake
- Chapter 189 189: Force
- Chapter 188 188: Politics
- Chapter 187 187: Without You!
- Chapter 186 186: Avada
- Chapter 185 185: Smile!
- Chapter 184 184: Immune
- Chapter 183 183: Freeze!
- Chapter 182 182: A Fool's Chronicles - It's April! Part 2 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 181 181: Moon
- A Fool’s Chronicles – It’s April! Part 2 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 180 180: Always
- Chapter 179 179: Ominous
- Chapter 178 178: A Fool's Chronicles - It's April! Part 1 (Read After Ch170)
- A Fool’s Chronicles – It’s April! Part 1 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 177 177: Rat
- Chapter 176 176: Love
- Chapter 175 175: Serious Howl
- Chapter 174 174: MWPP
- Chapter 173 173: Map
- Chapter 172 172: Patronus
- Chapter 171 171: Grim
- Chapter 170 170: Chimera
- Chapter 169 169: Cushions
- Chapter 168 168: Duel?
- Chapter 167 167: Praise
- Chapter 166 166: Headmasters
- Chapter 165 165: Forced!
- Chapter 164 164: Liar!
- Chapter 163 163: Druid
- Chapter 162 162: No
- Chapter 161 161: Damn You, Sirius Black!
- Chapter 160 160: Dementors!
- Chapter 159 159: Fear
- Chapter 158 158: Logic
- Chapter 157 157: Rewind!
- Chapter 156 156: Boggart
- Chapter 155 155: Cookie?
- Chapter 154 154: Crack
- Chapter 153 153: Mouse
- Chapter 152 152: Siriusly?
- Chapter 151 151: Foam
- Chapter 150 150: Events
- Chapter 149 149: Alternate Reality
- Chapter 148 148: Footpath
- Chapter 147 147: Ngaralu
- Chapter 146 146: Call!
- Chapter 145 145: Noctis
- Chapter 144 144: Summer
- Chapter 143 143: Power
- Chapter 142 142: Thief's Chronicle I - The Burden (Read After -Rowena vs Illiteracy-)
- Chapter 141 141: Dismissed
- Thief’s Chronicle I – The Burden (Read After -Rowena vs Illiteracy-)
- Chapter 140 140: Memory Wipe!
- Chapter 139 139: Dark
- Chapter 138 138: Riddle!
- Chapter 137 137: Chamber
- Chapter 136 136: Sacked
- Chapter 135 135: Creed
- Chapter 134 134: Valentine's
- Chapter 133 133: Ash
- Chapter 132 132: Favours
- Ch131- Sacked
- Ch130- Creed
- Ch129- Valentine’s
- Ch128- Ash
- Ch127- Favours
- Ch126- Spectacle-s
- Ch125- Shot!
- Ch124- Lost
- Ch123- Yule
- Ch122- Clue!
- Ch121- Parselmouth
- Ch120- Duel
- Ch119- Joy
- Ch118- Decision!
- Ch117- Blah Blah Law
- Ch116- Crack
- Ch115- Confess
- Ch114- Especially!
- Ch113- Rogue
- Ch112- Bird is the Word!
- Ch111- Parents
- Ch110- Damn You Lucius!
- Ch109- NO!
- Ch108- Daisy
- Ch107- Trust Me Bro, Click the Link
- Ch106- Hello, World!
- Ch105- Bad Decisions!
- Ch104- Wand!
- Ch103- Star!
- Ch102- Dragon Wakes!
- Ch101- Shrine
- Ch100- Meeting
- Ch99- Punch
- Ch98- Invest All!
- Ch97- Gate
- Ch96- Never Forget!
- Ch95- Forget!
- Ch94- Immortal Couple
- Ch93- Curse or Gift
- Ch92- Mob
- C- Between the Lines #3 – Rowena vs Illiteracy (Read After Ch 30)
- Ch91- Break
- Ch90- Temple
- Ch89- Family First
- Ch88- House-Visit
- Ch87- Bloody Rosier
- Ch86- Points
- Ch85- Play
- Ch84- The Obstacle
- Ch83- Would He?
- Ch82- Ignivolatus
- Ch81- Say It!
- Ch80- Wraith
- Ch79- Murder Forest
- Ch78- Summon
- Ch77- Comfortable
- Ch76- Bond!
- Ch75- Dragon?
- Ch74- Secrets
- Ch73- Erase!
- Ch72- Memory
- Curse Logs #1 – Marius Vale (Read After Ch 28)
- Ch71- Thief
- Ch70- Mirror
- Between the Lines #3 – Regulus vs Lucius(Read After Ch 58)
- Ch69- Crushing Defeat
- Ch68- Chess
- Ch67- Snow
- Ch66- Game On
- Ch65- Soaked
- Between the Lines #2 – Gryffindor vs Ghost (Read After Ch 56)
- Ch64- Leviosaaa!
- Ch63- Troll
- Ch62- Flawed
- Between the Lines #1 – Slytherin vs Badger (Read After Ch 56)
- Ch61- Tribute
- Ch60- Punishment
- Ch59- Fly!
- Ch58- Daddy!
- Ch57- A DAMN PEN!
- Ch56- WHY?!
- Ch55- The Greatest Creation!
- Ch54- Revenge!
- Ch53- Secrets?
- Ch52- Measure of Deterrence
- Ch51- New Year
- Ch50- Potter
- Ch49- Yoghurt
- Ch48- Return
- Ch47- Master Ji
- Ch46- SMELLS LIKE… LIES!
- Ch45- Extra
- Ch44- Türkiye
- Ch43- Troublesome Runes
- Ch42- Eureka
- Ch41- Pungent
- Ch40- Hot!
- Ch39- Gravitas
- Ch38- Serious?
- Ch37- A Rosier
- Ch36- Not That Name!
- Ch35- Staff Meeting
- Ch34- Somewhere Else
- Ch33- Age Line
- Ch32- Coward!
- Spells and Ancient Varriants
- Ch31- Academic Liabilities
- Ch30- Founders
- Ch29- Soooo…
- Ch28- New Professor
- Ch27- Magical Contraception
- Ch26- Mind Magic
- Ch25- Brand
- Ch24- Fjords
- Ch23- Brain Drills
- Ch22- Almost A Proper One
- Ch21- Collapse
- Ch20- Ancient Cave
- Ch19- Family
- Ch18- Bloody Historians
- Ch17- Curse
- Ch16- Surviving the Year
- Ch15- Bathsheda Babbling
- Ch14- Aromic Bomb
- Ch13- Selena Rosier
- Ch12- Softening Charm
- Ch11- Unerasable History
- Ch10- Kitchen
- Ch9- The Witch!
- Ch8- First Lesson
- Ch7- New Year Begins
- Ch6- Professor Rosier
- Ch5- Lucian Rosier
- Ch4- Teacher?
- Ch3- Lumos
- Ch2- List
- Ch1- Useless. Failure. A Joke!
- Character Images