Ch38- Serious?
Bathsheda came to stand at the edge of the desk now, watching closely.
Tonks took the potion with visible reluctance, staring down into the sludge.
Cassian raised a brow. “Problem?”
“It smells like a damp sock,” she muttered.
“It is not a cocktail, Tonks. Bottoms up.”
She downed it in one gulp, gagging halfway as her face twisted. The sound she made belonged to someone drinking sewage. “Urgh. That is foul.”
“Yes, well, so was the man whose hair you just swallowed. Let’s see how you wear him.”
Tonks doubled over as the change hit, spine bowing forward. Her skin rippled. Shoulders broadened. Fingers stretched out longer, thicker. Her nose cracked slightly as it bent into a new shape. Whole process took ten, maybe twelve seconds… and then the chair was occupied by someone else entirely. Tall, gaunt, greying temples and narrow brown eyes.
Cassian looked her up and down. “Right then. Meet Fergus Macnair. Lovely chap. Does wand maintenance in Knockturn. Bit of a limp.”
“Why the hell would you pick him?” Tonks asked… though now, the voice came in a low, almost gravelled growl.
“Because he has very recognisable ears and bad posture. Should give you something to wrestle.”
She looked down at herself. “This is wrong. My joints feel like they are on backwards.”
Cassian clapped. “Perfect. Now try to undo it.”
Tonks scowled… or tried to. The borrowed face didn’t quite get the expression right. She closed her eyes, sat stiff for a moment, then… her nose shrank, jaw pulled in, hair flickered blonde for a second before snapping back to greying.
Nothing else moved.
Bathsheda stepped forward. “You are overcorrecting. You are trying to rewrite the entire body at once.”
Cassian nodded. “Start with one thing. Your hand, maybe. Anchor yourself to it. Don’t force it. Let it remember you.”
Tonks drew a sharp breath, focused on her right hand. For a moment, nothing. Then the fingers twitched, grew smaller, knuckles softening. The nails rounded back to her usual bitten tips. Her wrist followed, then the elbow jerked as though it didn’t quite want to go.
Cassian tilted his head. “Keep going.”
She gritted her teeth and kept her focus locked on the sensation… until the right arm was hers again, but the rest of her looked like someone halfway through a bad transfiguration.
It was clumsy. But it was working.
Cassian gave a nod. “Now hold it. Don’t lose the hand.”
Tonks took another breath, went for the face. The Macnair nose collapsed in on itself, then stretched sideways. She yelped, and her face half-shifted into what looked like her mother’s wedding portrait before snapping violently back into Macnair.
Cassian winced. “Alright, nope, stop. Pause.”
Bathsheda stepped in, a vial out.
She fed it to her and Tonks slammed back into her own skin… literally. Her whole body jolted. She fell forward, caught herself on the desk.
“Bloody hell,” she muttered, hair smoking slightly at the roots. “That sucked.”
“Good,” Cassian nodded. “Means it is doing something.”
Tonks didn’t answer. Just sat there breathing heavily.
Bathsheda handed her a glass of water. “You did well. But don’t push it. Cass, maybe don’t give her Macnair next time.”
“Fine,” he said. “Next round she can be Dumbledore. She will sparkle.”
Tonks took the water and drained it in one go. Her hand still trembled. But the look she shot Cassian wasn’t scared… it was hungry.
“You think this will work?” she asked.
“Eventually. It is like any reflex. You train it enough, it stops fighting you.”
She nodded, still breathing hard, but steadier now. “Alright. Let’s do it again.”
Cassian snorted. “No. Sit. That was round one. You will get more chances, don’t worry. But unless you fancy permanently turning into Snape, we are spacing these out.”
Tonks flopped back into the chair and slumped. “You know,” she said, “when I came in here, I thought you would laugh me out.”
Cassian snickered. “Oh, I preserve the right to laugh at you. I just have too much pride not to fix it first.”
Tonks rolled her eyes and let her head flop against the back of the chair. “You are the worst.”
“Thank you.” He tossed a scrap of parchment into the bin and missed by a heroic margin. “Now drink your water before you pass out and I have to explain to Poppy why one of har wards smells like damp socks.”
Bathsheda went back to flipping through her notebook. Occasionally, she scribbled something in the margins, but whatever she was thinking didn’t make it out loud.
Tonks rubbed her temples. “You know, I thought this would be like… some advice and a hug. Not forced potion therapy and amateur exorcism.”
Cassian reached over, plucked the empty glass from her hand. “I doubt your mum refrains from giving you hugs. I met her once. Lovely woman. Gave you such a good name too.”
Tonks scowled, though her cheeks went a shade redder than usual. “Shove off.”
He chuckled, setting the glass down. “Alright, that concludes the first session of… whatever this ends up being. Go on. Rest. You look like you’ve been steamrolled by your own bones.”
“I feel like that too.”
“And that, my little hatchling, is my reward.”
She shot him a look. It wasn’t even angry… just tired, annoyed, and faintly betrayed.
“Oh,” he added, lifting a finger, “this whole thing? Highly illegal. Even the potion. Brewed in the dark, away from nosy portraits and nosier policies.”
Tonks straightened slightly. “Wait… illegal illegal?”
“Do you know any other kind?”
“That is not…” She paused, then squinted. “You are serious?”
Cassian raised an eyebrow. “No, he is your uncle. I am Cassian. Try to keep up.”
She let out a groan and buried her face in her hands. “I am going to get expelled.”
“You won’t,” he said. “Unless you brag about it in the common room, in which case… yes, and I will deny everything. Might even plant evidence that you were trying to steal my identity to smear the good name of Cassian Rosier. Then people will be shocked twice.”
“Why twice?”
“Because they will wonder why you assumed my name needed smearing in the first place.”
Bathsheda made a sound that might’ve been a laugh or a sigh, depending on how generous one was being. “Just leave, please, Ms Tonks. He is babbling when he is excited.”
Cassian leaned in towards Tonks without missing a beat. “She is trying to force me to take her last name.”
Both women rolled their eyes. Tonks didn’t even dignify it with a response, just shoved herself up from the chair and walked out, muttering something under her breath that sounded suspiciously like a hex, minus the wand.
The door clicked shut behind her.
Cassian glanced at Bathsheda, eyebrows raised. “You do realise she is going to try and turn herself into me now, right? Possibly by accident. Possibly out of spite.”
“She would fail spectacularly,” Bathsheda said, flipping her notebook closed. “Your ego alone would snap her spine.”
“That is fair.”
***
They repeated the process every other day. Sometimes skipped one when Bathsheda had three essays to kill and no will to revive them. Of the three of them, she was the only adult-shaped human in the room if things went sideways, and the only one who didn’t think “healing” was synonymous with “hope for the best.”
By the end of the month, Tonks could pull herself back together mid-Polyjuice like it was second nature. Quick breath, steady hands, and bam… her face was her own again. No beard, no backward ribs, no accidental Snape nose. Thank god.
Cassian clapped after her last attempt. “Look at that. All grown up. I am proud.”
Tonks, still panting, glared off without grace.
Cassian turned, wandered to the shelf, and rattled through the vials. “Right then. You mastered panic reflex. Now let’s see if you can manage finesse.”
She groaned into her sleeves. “No more vials. Please. I am still tasting the last one.”
Bathsheda didn’t look up from her notes. “You need water. Not whining.”
“Tell her I deserve sympathy.”
“She is right. You are dehydrated and dramatic. Pick one.”
Cassian whistled, pulling out a bottle with a deep green slosh and a number seven scratched into the glass. “Next task, young grasshopper. Transform into a new face while under duress. Same rules, less mercy.”
Tonks raised a brow. “Do not call me that.”
Cassian wagged a finger in the air. “You can either ban Nymphadora or Young Grasshopper. Choose wisely. You only get one.”
Tonks narrowed her eyes. “You are lucky I haven’t learned how to hex with my eyebrows.”
“Give it a week,” Cassian muttered, reaching for a hair. “Since you are already familiar with Mrs Tonks on a deeply personal and possibly traumatic level, we will use her.”
Tonks blinked, wary. “Use her how?”
He held up the vial. “Polyjuice. You drink this, you turn into someone else… random bloke, not her. But then, while your bones are doing the tango, I want you to use your own gift to shift back. Into your mum.”
Bathsheda glanced over the rim of her notebook. “You are joking.”
“I rarely do anything else,” He puffed out his chest, unscrewing the lid with a little flourish. “But no. This is serious. Don’t.” He raised his hand, catching the spakr in her eyes. “It is one thing to morph on cue… another to claw your way back when someone else is driving.”
Tonks stared at the potion. “You are insane.”
“Probably,” he admitted with a thoughtful nod. “But if this works, it will be because you forced your own identity through the mess. The human mind is stubborn. Even when wearing someone else’s bones.”
She grugdingly accepted.
Well, it took even longer.
Two months in, and Tonks still couldn’t manage to pull herself into her mum’s face while Polyjuice was dragging her into someone else’s face. Returning to her own skin? Fine. A bit of focus, a lot of cursing, and she could snap back like a stubborn rubber band. But shifting into another specific person, especially while her biology was already hijacked, was a whole other mess. Felt like trying to balance a spinning plate on a broomstick. Blindfolded. Mid-earthquake.
Cassian didn’t push her. Not much, anyway. Bit of teasing, maybe. Bit of bait. But the training kept going.
That was the night work.
Daytime? Still had a job to do. A horde of bright-eyed little disasters to wrangle, essays to grade, and the occasional fire to stomp out, sometimes literal.
Eight weeks in, Cassian finally got what he’d been working towards. Something shifted.
It started with the usual, second-years shouting over each other, arguing about which feather belonged to which owl before someone pointed out they were still inside and that was definitely a quill.
Quickly dismissing them, and making it halfway through his room when something shifted.
It wasn’t flashy. No sparks, no thunderclaps. Just… a click.
His magic stirred.
Cassian blinked.
Text scrolled across his vision, too fast to be mistaken.
Ancient Variant Unlocked: Gravitas Ascendio
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Chapters
- Chapter 320 320: Like a Butterfly
- Chapter 319 319: Three Patronuses
- Chapter 318 318: Storm
- Chapter 317 317: Festive!
- Chapter 316 316: Change the World
- Chapter 315 315: Age of the Fine Bronze
- Chapter 314 314: Valley of Magic
- Chapter 313
- Chapter 312
- Chapter 311 311: Students vs Professors
- Chapter 310 310: Sword
- Chapter 309 309: Ashfal
- Chapter 308 308: Plague
- Chapter 307 307: Open Class
- Chapter 306 306: Double Wedding
- Chapter 305 305: Separation
- Chapter 304 304: Veil
- Chapter 303 303: Plans!
- Chapter 302 302: Gamble
- Chapter 301 301: Offer!
- Chapter 300 300: Bathael
- Chapter 299 299: Miracle
- Chapter 298 298: Death
- Chapter 297 297: Elder Wand
- Chapter 296 296: Sigh!
- Chapter 295 295: Lilies and Memories
- Chapter 294 294: Rage
- Chapter 293 293: Bark
- Chapter 292 292: Purge
- Chapter 291 291: Portal
- Chapter 290 290: Date!
- Chapter 289 289: Cabinet
- Chapter 288 288: It's a Date!
- Chapter 287 287: Space
- Chapter 286 286: Renunciation
- Chapter 285 285: Apparition
- Chapter 284 284: Revelio!
- Chapter 283 283: Staff
- Chapter 282 282: Goblins
- Chapter 281 281: Vault
- Chapter 280 280: Luck!
- Chapter 279 279: Moonspit and Romance
- Chapter 278 278: Cloak
- Chapter 277 277: Blood Curse and Talents
- Chapter 276 276: Amortal
- Chapter 275 275: Locket
- Chapter 274 274: WWW
- Chapter 273 273: Evil
- Chapter 272 272: Souls
- Chapter 271 271: Acclaim
- Chapter 270 270: Same Old Dread
- Chapter 269 269: Home
- Chapter 268 268: Curse and Worse
- Chapter 267 267: Self-Fulfilling
- Chapter 266 266: Child Soldier
- Chapter 265 265: Fury
- Chapter 264 264: Surprise!
- Chapter 263 263: Fight!
- Chapter 262 262: Hate
- Chapter 261 261: Family Reunion
- Chapter 260 260: Traitor
- Chapter 259 259: He'll Die!
- Chapter 258 258: The Real Dark Lord
- Chapter 257 257: Cheat
- Chapter 256 256: Exams
- Chapter 255 255: Career Advice
- Chapter 254 254: Prophecies
- Chapter 253 253: Shell
- Chapter 252 252: Drunk Phoenix
- Chapter 251 251: Choice
- Chapter 250 250: Winky
- Chapter 249 249: Wardnet
- Chapter 248 248: Past, Present and Future
- Chapter 247 247: Collection
- Chapter 246 246: Giant
- Chapter 245 245: Fire Eaters
- Chapter 244 244: Worry
- Chapter 243 243: Teacher
- Chapter 242 242: Tree
- Chapter 241 241: Duel!
- Chapter 240 240: Magic-tech?
- Chapter 239 239: CCL
- Chapter 238 238: Hem Hem
- Chapter 237 237: Insane!
- Chapter 236 236: Power the Dark Lord Knows Not
- Chapter 235 235: Proud
- Chapter 234 234: Drained
- Chapter 233 233: Compensate
- Chapter 232 232: Ritual
- Chapter 231 231: Portkey
- Chapter 230 230: Maze
- Chapter 229 229: Alive!
- Chapter 228 228: Targeted Teaching
- Chapter 227 227: Dread
- Chapter 226 226: Law
- Chapter 225 225: Second Task!
- Chapter 224 224: Justified Rage
- Chapter 223 223: Sick
- Chapter 222 222: Love Potion
- Chapter 221 221: Muffin
- Chapter 220 220: Double Date
- Chapter 219 219: DRAGONS!
- Chapter 218 218: Balls
- Chapter 217 217: Ancient Variant of an Ancient Variant?
- Chapter 216 216: The Tragic Courtship Display of the British Adolescent
- Chapter 215 215: First Task
- Chapter 214 214: Contract
- Chapter 213 213: Spy
- Chapter 212 212: Four Seasons
- Chapter 211 211: Napkin Tournaments
- Chapter 210 210: Champions!
- Chapter 209 209: Worth!
- Chapter 208 208: Guests!
- Chapter 207 207: Accio My Beloved!
- Chapter 206 206: H.E.A.R.T.
- Chapter 205 205: Shield
- Chapter 204 204: Acclimation
- Chapter 203 203: Hexing Students
- Chapter 202 202: Simple
- Chapter 201 201: Intent
- Chapter 200 200: Quintic-Magick Cup
- Chapter 199 199: The Bug!
- Chapter 198 198: Attack!
- Chapter 197 197: Warning!
- Chapter 196 196: Pet
- Chapter 195 195: Unwelcomed
- Chapter 194 194: Dread
- Chapter 193 193: Djinn
- Chapter 192 192: Wake and Heed My Command
- Chapter 191 191: Monsters!
- Chapter 190 190: Awake
- Chapter 189 189: Force
- Chapter 188 188: Politics
- Chapter 187 187: Without You!
- Chapter 186 186: Avada
- Chapter 185 185: Smile!
- Chapter 184 184: Immune
- Chapter 183 183: Freeze!
- Chapter 182 182: A Fool's Chronicles - It's April! Part 2 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 181 181: Moon
- A Fool’s Chronicles – It’s April! Part 2 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 180 180: Always
- Chapter 179 179: Ominous
- Chapter 178 178: A Fool's Chronicles - It's April! Part 1 (Read After Ch170)
- A Fool’s Chronicles – It’s April! Part 1 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 177 177: Rat
- Chapter 176 176: Love
- Chapter 175 175: Serious Howl
- Chapter 174 174: MWPP
- Chapter 173 173: Map
- Chapter 172 172: Patronus
- Chapter 171 171: Grim
- Chapter 170 170: Chimera
- Chapter 169 169: Cushions
- Chapter 168 168: Duel?
- Chapter 167 167: Praise
- Chapter 166 166: Headmasters
- Chapter 165 165: Forced!
- Chapter 164 164: Liar!
- Chapter 163 163: Druid
- Chapter 162 162: No
- Chapter 161 161: Damn You, Sirius Black!
- Chapter 160 160: Dementors!
- Chapter 159 159: Fear
- Chapter 158 158: Logic
- Chapter 157 157: Rewind!
- Chapter 156 156: Boggart
- Chapter 155 155: Cookie?
- Chapter 154 154: Crack
- Chapter 153 153: Mouse
- Chapter 152 152: Siriusly?
- Chapter 151 151: Foam
- Chapter 150 150: Events
- Chapter 149 149: Alternate Reality
- Chapter 148 148: Footpath
- Chapter 147 147: Ngaralu
- Chapter 146 146: Call!
- Chapter 145 145: Noctis
- Chapter 144 144: Summer
- Chapter 143 143: Power
- Chapter 142 142: Thief's Chronicle I - The Burden (Read After -Rowena vs Illiteracy-)
- Chapter 141 141: Dismissed
- Thief’s Chronicle I – The Burden (Read After -Rowena vs Illiteracy-)
- Chapter 140 140: Memory Wipe!
- Chapter 139 139: Dark
- Chapter 138 138: Riddle!
- Chapter 137 137: Chamber
- Chapter 136 136: Sacked
- Chapter 135 135: Creed
- Chapter 134 134: Valentine's
- Chapter 133 133: Ash
- Chapter 132 132: Favours
- Ch131- Sacked
- Ch130- Creed
- Ch129- Valentine’s
- Ch128- Ash
- Ch127- Favours
- Ch126- Spectacle-s
- Ch125- Shot!
- Ch124- Lost
- Ch123- Yule
- Ch122- Clue!
- Ch121- Parselmouth
- Ch120- Duel
- Ch119- Joy
- Ch118- Decision!
- Ch117- Blah Blah Law
- Ch116- Crack
- Ch115- Confess
- Ch114- Especially!
- Ch113- Rogue
- Ch112- Bird is the Word!
- Ch111- Parents
- Ch110- Damn You Lucius!
- Ch109- NO!
- Ch108- Daisy
- Ch107- Trust Me Bro, Click the Link
- Ch106- Hello, World!
- Ch105- Bad Decisions!
- Ch104- Wand!
- Ch103- Star!
- Ch102- Dragon Wakes!
- Ch101- Shrine
- Ch100- Meeting
- Ch99- Punch
- Ch98- Invest All!
- Ch97- Gate
- Ch96- Never Forget!
- Ch95- Forget!
- Ch94- Immortal Couple
- Ch93- Curse or Gift
- Ch92- Mob
- C- Between the Lines #3 – Rowena vs Illiteracy (Read After Ch 30)
- Ch91- Break
- Ch90- Temple
- Ch89- Family First
- Ch88- House-Visit
- Ch87- Bloody Rosier
- Ch86- Points
- Ch85- Play
- Ch84- The Obstacle
- Ch83- Would He?
- Ch82- Ignivolatus
- Ch81- Say It!
- Ch80- Wraith
- Ch79- Murder Forest
- Ch78- Summon
- Ch77- Comfortable
- Ch76- Bond!
- Ch75- Dragon?
- Ch74- Secrets
- Ch73- Erase!
- Ch72- Memory
- Curse Logs #1 – Marius Vale (Read After Ch 28)
- Ch71- Thief
- Ch70- Mirror
- Between the Lines #3 – Regulus vs Lucius(Read After Ch 58)
- Ch69- Crushing Defeat
- Ch68- Chess
- Ch67- Snow
- Ch66- Game On
- Ch65- Soaked
- Between the Lines #2 – Gryffindor vs Ghost (Read After Ch 56)
- Ch64- Leviosaaa!
- Ch63- Troll
- Ch62- Flawed
- Between the Lines #1 – Slytherin vs Badger (Read After Ch 56)
- Ch61- Tribute
- Ch60- Punishment
- Ch59- Fly!
- Ch58- Daddy!
- Ch57- A DAMN PEN!
- Ch56- WHY?!
- Ch55- The Greatest Creation!
- Ch54- Revenge!
- Ch53- Secrets?
- Ch52- Measure of Deterrence
- Ch51- New Year
- Ch50- Potter
- Ch49- Yoghurt
- Ch48- Return
- Ch47- Master Ji
- Ch46- SMELLS LIKE… LIES!
- Ch45- Extra
- Ch44- Türkiye
- Ch43- Troublesome Runes
- Ch42- Eureka
- Ch41- Pungent
- Ch40- Hot!
- Ch39- Gravitas
- Ch38- Serious?
- Ch37- A Rosier
- Ch36- Not That Name!
- Ch35- Staff Meeting
- Ch34- Somewhere Else
- Ch33- Age Line
- Ch32- Coward!
- Spells and Ancient Varriants
- Ch31- Academic Liabilities
- Ch30- Founders
- Ch29- Soooo…
- Ch28- New Professor
- Ch27- Magical Contraception
- Ch26- Mind Magic
- Ch25- Brand
- Ch24- Fjords
- Ch23- Brain Drills
- Ch22- Almost A Proper One
- Ch21- Collapse
- Ch20- Ancient Cave
- Ch19- Family
- Ch18- Bloody Historians
- Ch17- Curse
- Ch16- Surviving the Year
- Ch15- Bathsheda Babbling
- Ch14- Aromic Bomb
- Ch13- Selena Rosier
- Ch12- Softening Charm
- Ch11- Unerasable History
- Ch10- Kitchen
- Ch9- The Witch!
- Ch8- First Lesson
- Ch7- New Year Begins
- Ch6- Professor Rosier
- Ch5- Lucian Rosier
- Ch4- Teacher?
- Ch3- Lumos
- Ch2- List
- Ch1- Useless. Failure. A Joke!
- Character Images