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A knock hit his door but Cassian didn’t look up.
“If that is you, Fred, tell George I am not giving extra credit for ‘combat baking.'”
The door creaked open anyway.
Bathsheda stuck her head in. “Combat baking?”
“Don’t ask,” he muttered. “How is the rune-mangling going?”
She stepped in, closing the door behind her with her boot. There were fresh streaks of ink up one sleeve, smudged in a way that suggested she wiped her quill there more than once without realising as she always did.
She crossed the room and sat on his lap like that was where she was headed all morning. He didn’t say anything, just looped one arm around her waist and let his hand rest against her lap.
“It was fine,” she muttered, making herself comfortable, like he was furniture. “Sixth and seventh years are still manageable. The ones who passed their OWLs actually want to be there, so at least they shut up and listen. Third-years though, they are a problem. Too much optimism. Think if they carve a single rune right, they will cause an explosion.” She shifted, drawing his other hand to her thigh without really thinking about it. “Fourth-years forgot everything over the summer. Whole term reset. Like someone Obliviated them in June.”
“Ah yes,” Cassian murmured, “the sacred cycle of academic regression. They cram, they pass, they promptly flush it like spoiled potion. Happens every bloody year.”
“They are unbearable,” she said, leaning her cheek against his shoulder.
“You are describing teenagers.”
She just snorted in resposne.
He ran his fingers along the ink on her sleeve, pausing at one smear near her elbow. “What did you throw at them?”
“Runic function breakdown. Simple chain spells. Conditional logic. Barely anything. Half of them still drew everything backwards.”
“You didn’t hex anyone?”
“Tempted.”
Cassian kissed the crown of her head. “You’ve gone soft.”
She snorted. “You are one to talk.”
He huffed a laugh.
They sat like that for a bit. Her thumb brushed the inside of his wrist. His hand rested warm against her hip. Somewhere in the castle, a bell rang. He didn’t care which one.
She tilted her head, speaking against his jaw. “You are getting a reputation.”
“Always do. What is it this time? Revolutionary? Rogue educator? Wand smuggler?”
She looked up at him with a grin, eyes a little too smug for someone claiming exhaustion. “The young, dashing professor who swooped the helpless Rune expert off her feet.”
Cassian scoffed. “Helpless? You stabbed a sixth-year’s essay with your wand quill year.”
“He drew an ‘Y’ instead of ‘ᛉ’. That is a death rune.” She nudged his chest with a knuckle. “Which, ironically, I considered using.”
“Might’ve improved his grammar,” he muttered, mostly to himself.
“The Slytherin girls are obsessed. Half of them are convinced you used a love potion.” She said with a laugh.
Cassian chuckled. “Brilliant. Was wondering when that rumour would start. Thought I would at least earn it with a dramatic hallway kiss or something.”
“You do walk like you got a dramatic song playing every time you enter a room.”
“I do,” he said, “it is called exhaustion in E minor.”
She laughed against his shoulder.
“How are the darlings of fourth-year runes?” he asked.
“Collectively? Useless. One of them tried to translate an Icelandic binding glyph with a textbook from Beauxbatons. Half the class copied him.”
“Oh good,” he said. “Cultural misunderstanding and academic laziness. Our two core values.”
“They think runes are a puzzle game. Plug in a few symbols, and poof, enchanted tea set.”
He shrugged. “A rather genius Muggle calls it Natural Selection.”
Bathsheda blinked at him like he just started speaking Gobbledegook again.
Cassian sighed and leaned his head back against the chair with a quiet thunk. “Right. Add Darwin to the list. Along with rockets, jet engines, microwaves, and basic risk assessment.”
She squinted. “Natural… what?”
“Selection,” he repeated. “The scientific concept, not a game show. Muggles figured out survival favours the ones who adapt. Change. Learn or you die, and those who adjusted carry on.”
She snorted softly. “We have that in magic too. It is called ‘don’t stand in front of a basilisk.'”
“No, that is called instinct or reason. Or running for your life,” he said. “Muggles built entire systems around this. Genetics, evolution, breeding charts. Though some of them also thought cucumbers cured depression, so swings and roundabouts.”
Bathsheda gave him a long look. “How do you know all this?”
“I read books. Big, terrifying ones with no moving pictures.” He shook his head with a laugh. ‘Also, I lived a whole other life, but that is a longer story.’ He added in his mind, before sighing, “In short, your rune kids failing their logic exams is just Darwin in action.”
She looked mildly horrified. “You are saying I should let them fail?”
“I am saying they are choosing extinction with every reversed binding rune. Who am I to interfere with the natural order?”
She dropped her forehead against his collarbone. “You are the worst.”
“Statistically improbable,” he muttered into her hair. “I am at least in the top twenty percent.”
“So, tell me,” she said after a beat of silence.
“About?”
“Your second-years. You looked smug when I came in.”
He rolled his eyes, rant brewing within him as if was waiting for anyone with ears to ask. “The way magicks think is limited. Rigid, boxed in. You got to swish the wand just so, pronounce the syllables like a bleeding opera singer, and cast the spell exactly the way the first bloke did it a thousand years ago. God forbid you get creative. Break the mould and suddenly you are reckless. Irresponsible. Possibly dark. This sort of generational cloning? It kills imagination. Nature trims the fat. Stop using a part long enough, and it withers. I think magicks have finally evolved into losing their bloody imagination.”
Bathsheda murmured something unintelligible against his shoulder. “You sound personally betrayed.”
“I am,” Cassian muttered. “I drew an imaginative age line around a cup and asked them to put their names in. Their first idea? Polyjuice or ageing potion.”
She scoffed. “They are solid choices. I would probably use runes, but…” she waved a hand at herself, “…occupational hazard.”
He rubbed the bridge of his nose, “How about just throwing a bloody paper over the line? You know, the kind of thinking that doesn’t involve stealing someone’s toenails or waiting a month to digest shame?”
She blinked. Took a second to answer.
It sounded silly, but she was caught off guard. Not by the idea, exactly, more by how simple it was. Obvious, even. Toss a slip of paper across a line instead of crawling through magical red tape? Ridiculous. And completely valid.
The problem wasn’t the idea itself. It was the instinct. Every kid in that classroom had been taught, formally or not, that if something couldn’t be solved with magic, it had to be ancient, cursed, or written by Merlin’s personal assistant in blood and dragonbone ink. Anything else was a trick.
Bathsheda looked faintly scandalised.
“So, you are saying the answer to a magical challenge was not magic.”
“Oh no. I am saying the answer was gravity. That terrifying Muggle concept. Dropping things. Wild, I know.”
He sighed. It wasn’t that they were stupid.
Just… trained. Indoctrinated, really. The same way he would flinch at a dragon instead of trying to cast a shield, or, hypothetically, Apparate away, if he could, because somewhere deep in the spine, that is what the body thought survival looked like. Pure reflex.
Brains were muscles. Neglect them, they shrivel. Magicks, far as he seen, hed spent centuries lifting the same five mental weights. Spell, counter-spell, charm, rinse, repeat. Any idea that didn’t start with a wand and end in Latin got tossed in the bin.
He didn’t blame them. Hogwarts, the Ministry, even bloody bedtime stories, they all ran on a script. One way to win. One answer to the riddle. And if you tried anything else? You were reckless. Dangerous. Or worse, a Muggle-born.
Bathsheda didn’t say anything at first. Just blinked slowly like someone trying to process the idea of butter that didn’t come from a charmed churn. Cassian watched the mental cogs churn behind her eyes, faintly amused.
“You are saying,” she said eventually, “they failed, because they were trained to fail?”
“Not trained to fail,” Cassian said. “But yes. No one tells them to think sideways. They are told what wand movement to use, how many flicks, and when to say the incantation. You try anything else, they act like you’ve slapped the Founders.”
She frowned. “It is not that rigid.”
“Name one Hogwarts subject that encourages rule-breaking.”
A pause.
“…Divination?” she tried.
“Please. That is not a class, it is a lottery.”
She snorted a laugh, leaning into him more. “So what, you are going to retrain their instincts? Teach them all to throw things at wards instead of using their wands?”
“I am not trying to turn them into Magical guerrillas.” He shook his head slightly, “I just want them to stop treating spells like bloody vending machines. Tap the button, get the effect.”
Bathsheda tapped his wrist idly. “You know this won’t win you points with the parents.”
“Good,” he said. “They are the ones who need deprogramming first.”
She didn’t argue. Just let out a long breath and went quiet.
It struck her again, how different Cassian was. Not just the dry jokes or the way he taught like he was holding court in a pub rather than a classroom, but at the root of him. If he wasn’t a Rosier, and if she didn’t know him from school, she would have put money on him being Muggle-born. Maybe not even a bet. Just a fact. One of those quirks you spotted after the fifth time he asked a question that didn’t belong in their world.
Even back in that cave, when the ceiling had started to give, her wand had been in her hand before she blinked. Instinct. Protego. Classic. His hadn’t even left his coat. He just grabbed her arm and yanked her sideways, like instinct didn’t start at spellwork but at “move or die.” It made her feel stupid, later. All that training, all those drills, and the man next to her moved faster without even drawing.
He thought in straight lines. Sometimes brutally so.
And it wasn’t just caves.
She was often baffled how Cassian could navigate Muggle infrastructure like he built it. Just moved through the mess like he was born with a street map stitched behind his eyes. There was also travelling. She used Muggle trains in Norway with him. Straight through the barriers, picked the right platform like it was second nature. Tube map lit behind glass, half the colours rubbed off, and he barely glanced at it.
She was shocked to see how evolved muggle transportation was. Last time she boarded one, it was all steam and creaking metal, every carriage rattling like it might come undone if someone sneezed too hard. Like Hogwarts Express, but worse. Now? Now they went underground. Underground!
She read about tubes before, but when they stepped into one, she stood still for a full ten seconds trying to understand how the bloody ceiling wasn’t caving in. It didn’t help that the train shot forward like it was being chased. No horses. No steam. Just noise and a blur of light and something that felt very much like being kidnapped by a steel coffin on wheels. She gripped the overhead bar the whole time, silently reciting every defensive rune she knew. He just sat, legs stretched, reading a book as if the screeching metal tube wasn’t dragging them through the belly of the Earth.
She made it two stops before she bolted out like a spooked Kneazle.
Cassian, of course, had loved every second. He had laughed for ten solid minutes.
“Didn’t even make it to Berg,” he wheezed. “Brilliant. I am putting that on your grave.”
“Shut up,” she snapped, dragging herself away from the edge of the platform. “You can’t tell me that wasn’t cursed.”
“Nothing is cursed, you just don’t trust anything that moves without a wand.”
“Of course I bloody don’t. That thing didn’t even puff.”
He grinned, utterly smug. “That is called engineering.”
Bathsheda glared, pulling her bag up like it might shield her from further nonsense. “You are a Rosier. You shouldn’t even know that word.”
There were little slips like that all the time. Moments where he referenced things she didn’t understand, offhand mentions of nuclear power, of ‘satellites’ and ‘the internet’ like they were old family friends. He didn’t flaunt it, just said them like everyone knew what they were.
And now, curled on his lap in his room that smelled faintly of ink and whatever coffee he was hoarding, she could feel it again. Like his brain was wired a bit differently… built somewhere else.
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Tell me… when you look in the mirror,
do you pretend you dropped a Rate…
or just avoid mirrors entirely?
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- Chapter 320 320: Like a Butterfly
- Chapter 319 319: Three Patronuses
- Chapter 318 318: Storm
- Chapter 317 317: Festive!
- Chapter 316 316: Change the World
- Chapter 315 315: Age of the Fine Bronze
- Chapter 314 314: Valley of Magic
- Chapter 313
- Chapter 312
- Chapter 311 311: Students vs Professors
- Chapter 310 310: Sword
- Chapter 309 309: Ashfal
- Chapter 308 308: Plague
- Chapter 307 307: Open Class
- Chapter 306 306: Double Wedding
- Chapter 305 305: Separation
- Chapter 304 304: Veil
- Chapter 303 303: Plans!
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- Chapter 301 301: Offer!
- Chapter 300 300: Bathael
- Chapter 299 299: Miracle
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- Chapter 297 297: Elder Wand
- Chapter 296 296: Sigh!
- Chapter 295 295: Lilies and Memories
- Chapter 294 294: Rage
- Chapter 293 293: Bark
- Chapter 292 292: Purge
- Chapter 291 291: Portal
- Chapter 290 290: Date!
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- Chapter 288 288: It's a Date!
- Chapter 287 287: Space
- Chapter 286 286: Renunciation
- Chapter 285 285: Apparition
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- Chapter 283 283: Staff
- Chapter 282 282: Goblins
- Chapter 281 281: Vault
- Chapter 280 280: Luck!
- Chapter 279 279: Moonspit and Romance
- Chapter 278 278: Cloak
- Chapter 277 277: Blood Curse and Talents
- Chapter 276 276: Amortal
- Chapter 275 275: Locket
- Chapter 274 274: WWW
- Chapter 273 273: Evil
- Chapter 272 272: Souls
- Chapter 271 271: Acclaim
- Chapter 270 270: Same Old Dread
- Chapter 269 269: Home
- Chapter 268 268: Curse and Worse
- Chapter 267 267: Self-Fulfilling
- Chapter 266 266: Child Soldier
- Chapter 265 265: Fury
- Chapter 264 264: Surprise!
- Chapter 263 263: Fight!
- Chapter 262 262: Hate
- Chapter 261 261: Family Reunion
- Chapter 260 260: Traitor
- Chapter 259 259: He'll Die!
- Chapter 258 258: The Real Dark Lord
- Chapter 257 257: Cheat
- Chapter 256 256: Exams
- Chapter 255 255: Career Advice
- Chapter 254 254: Prophecies
- Chapter 253 253: Shell
- Chapter 252 252: Drunk Phoenix
- Chapter 251 251: Choice
- Chapter 250 250: Winky
- Chapter 249 249: Wardnet
- Chapter 248 248: Past, Present and Future
- Chapter 247 247: Collection
- Chapter 246 246: Giant
- Chapter 245 245: Fire Eaters
- Chapter 244 244: Worry
- Chapter 243 243: Teacher
- Chapter 242 242: Tree
- Chapter 241 241: Duel!
- Chapter 240 240: Magic-tech?
- Chapter 239 239: CCL
- Chapter 238 238: Hem Hem
- Chapter 237 237: Insane!
- Chapter 236 236: Power the Dark Lord Knows Not
- Chapter 235 235: Proud
- Chapter 234 234: Drained
- Chapter 233 233: Compensate
- Chapter 232 232: Ritual
- Chapter 231 231: Portkey
- Chapter 230 230: Maze
- Chapter 229 229: Alive!
- Chapter 228 228: Targeted Teaching
- Chapter 227 227: Dread
- Chapter 226 226: Law
- Chapter 225 225: Second Task!
- Chapter 224 224: Justified Rage
- Chapter 223 223: Sick
- Chapter 222 222: Love Potion
- Chapter 221 221: Muffin
- Chapter 220 220: Double Date
- Chapter 219 219: DRAGONS!
- Chapter 218 218: Balls
- Chapter 217 217: Ancient Variant of an Ancient Variant?
- Chapter 216 216: The Tragic Courtship Display of the British Adolescent
- Chapter 215 215: First Task
- Chapter 214 214: Contract
- Chapter 213 213: Spy
- Chapter 212 212: Four Seasons
- Chapter 211 211: Napkin Tournaments
- Chapter 210 210: Champions!
- Chapter 209 209: Worth!
- Chapter 208 208: Guests!
- Chapter 207 207: Accio My Beloved!
- Chapter 206 206: H.E.A.R.T.
- Chapter 205 205: Shield
- Chapter 204 204: Acclimation
- Chapter 203 203: Hexing Students
- Chapter 202 202: Simple
- Chapter 201 201: Intent
- Chapter 200 200: Quintic-Magick Cup
- Chapter 199 199: The Bug!
- Chapter 198 198: Attack!
- Chapter 197 197: Warning!
- Chapter 196 196: Pet
- Chapter 195 195: Unwelcomed
- Chapter 194 194: Dread
- Chapter 193 193: Djinn
- Chapter 192 192: Wake and Heed My Command
- Chapter 191 191: Monsters!
- Chapter 190 190: Awake
- Chapter 189 189: Force
- Chapter 188 188: Politics
- Chapter 187 187: Without You!
- Chapter 186 186: Avada
- Chapter 185 185: Smile!
- Chapter 184 184: Immune
- Chapter 183 183: Freeze!
- Chapter 182 182: A Fool's Chronicles - It's April! Part 2 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 181 181: Moon
- A Fool’s Chronicles – It’s April! Part 2 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 180 180: Always
- Chapter 179 179: Ominous
- Chapter 178 178: A Fool's Chronicles - It's April! Part 1 (Read After Ch170)
- A Fool’s Chronicles – It’s April! Part 1 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 177 177: Rat
- Chapter 176 176: Love
- Chapter 175 175: Serious Howl
- Chapter 174 174: MWPP
- Chapter 173 173: Map
- Chapter 172 172: Patronus
- Chapter 171 171: Grim
- Chapter 170 170: Chimera
- Chapter 169 169: Cushions
- Chapter 168 168: Duel?
- Chapter 167 167: Praise
- Chapter 166 166: Headmasters
- Chapter 165 165: Forced!
- Chapter 164 164: Liar!
- Chapter 163 163: Druid
- Chapter 162 162: No
- Chapter 161 161: Damn You, Sirius Black!
- Chapter 160 160: Dementors!
- Chapter 159 159: Fear
- Chapter 158 158: Logic
- Chapter 157 157: Rewind!
- Chapter 156 156: Boggart
- Chapter 155 155: Cookie?
- Chapter 154 154: Crack
- Chapter 153 153: Mouse
- Chapter 152 152: Siriusly?
- Chapter 151 151: Foam
- Chapter 150 150: Events
- Chapter 149 149: Alternate Reality
- Chapter 148 148: Footpath
- Chapter 147 147: Ngaralu
- Chapter 146 146: Call!
- Chapter 145 145: Noctis
- Chapter 144 144: Summer
- Chapter 143 143: Power
- Chapter 142 142: Thief's Chronicle I - The Burden (Read After -Rowena vs Illiteracy-)
- Chapter 141 141: Dismissed
- Thief’s Chronicle I – The Burden (Read After -Rowena vs Illiteracy-)
- Chapter 140 140: Memory Wipe!
- Chapter 139 139: Dark
- Chapter 138 138: Riddle!
- Chapter 137 137: Chamber
- Chapter 136 136: Sacked
- Chapter 135 135: Creed
- Chapter 134 134: Valentine's
- Chapter 133 133: Ash
- Chapter 132 132: Favours
- Ch131- Sacked
- Ch130- Creed
- Ch129- Valentine’s
- Ch128- Ash
- Ch127- Favours
- Ch126- Spectacle-s
- Ch125- Shot!
- Ch124- Lost
- Ch123- Yule
- Ch122- Clue!
- Ch121- Parselmouth
- Ch120- Duel
- Ch119- Joy
- Ch118- Decision!
- Ch117- Blah Blah Law
- Ch116- Crack
- Ch115- Confess
- Ch114- Especially!
- Ch113- Rogue
- Ch112- Bird is the Word!
- Ch111- Parents
- Ch110- Damn You Lucius!
- Ch109- NO!
- Ch108- Daisy
- Ch107- Trust Me Bro, Click the Link
- Ch106- Hello, World!
- Ch105- Bad Decisions!
- Ch104- Wand!
- Ch103- Star!
- Ch102- Dragon Wakes!
- Ch101- Shrine
- Ch100- Meeting
- Ch99- Punch
- Ch98- Invest All!
- Ch97- Gate
- Ch96- Never Forget!
- Ch95- Forget!
- Ch94- Immortal Couple
- Ch93- Curse or Gift
- Ch92- Mob
- C- Between the Lines #3 – Rowena vs Illiteracy (Read After Ch 30)
- Ch91- Break
- Ch90- Temple
- Ch89- Family First
- Ch88- House-Visit
- Ch87- Bloody Rosier
- Ch86- Points
- Ch85- Play
- Ch84- The Obstacle
- Ch83- Would He?
- Ch82- Ignivolatus
- Ch81- Say It!
- Ch80- Wraith
- Ch79- Murder Forest
- Ch78- Summon
- Ch77- Comfortable
- Ch76- Bond!
- Ch75- Dragon?
- Ch74- Secrets
- Ch73- Erase!
- Ch72- Memory
- Curse Logs #1 – Marius Vale (Read After Ch 28)
- Ch71- Thief
- Ch70- Mirror
- Between the Lines #3 – Regulus vs Lucius(Read After Ch 58)
- Ch69- Crushing Defeat
- Ch68- Chess
- Ch67- Snow
- Ch66- Game On
- Ch65- Soaked
- Between the Lines #2 – Gryffindor vs Ghost (Read After Ch 56)
- Ch64- Leviosaaa!
- Ch63- Troll
- Ch62- Flawed
- Between the Lines #1 – Slytherin vs Badger (Read After Ch 56)
- Ch61- Tribute
- Ch60- Punishment
- Ch59- Fly!
- Ch58- Daddy!
- Ch57- A DAMN PEN!
- Ch56- WHY?!
- Ch55- The Greatest Creation!
- Ch54- Revenge!
- Ch53- Secrets?
- Ch52- Measure of Deterrence
- Ch51- New Year
- Ch50- Potter
- Ch49- Yoghurt
- Ch48- Return
- Ch47- Master Ji
- Ch46- SMELLS LIKE… LIES!
- Ch45- Extra
- Ch44- Türkiye
- Ch43- Troublesome Runes
- Ch42- Eureka
- Ch41- Pungent
- Ch40- Hot!
- Ch39- Gravitas
- Ch38- Serious?
- Ch37- A Rosier
- Ch36- Not That Name!
- Ch35- Staff Meeting
- Ch34- Somewhere Else
- Ch33- Age Line
- Ch32- Coward!
- Spells and Ancient Varriants
- Ch31- Academic Liabilities
- Ch30- Founders
- Ch29- Soooo…
- Ch28- New Professor
- Ch27- Magical Contraception
- Ch26- Mind Magic
- Ch25- Brand
- Ch24- Fjords
- Ch23- Brain Drills
- Ch22- Almost A Proper One
- Ch21- Collapse
- Ch20- Ancient Cave
- Ch19- Family
- Ch18- Bloody Historians
- Ch17- Curse
- Ch16- Surviving the Year
- Ch15- Bathsheda Babbling
- Ch14- Aromic Bomb
- Ch13- Selena Rosier
- Ch12- Softening Charm
- Ch11- Unerasable History
- Ch10- Kitchen
- Ch9- The Witch!
- Ch8- First Lesson
- Ch7- New Year Begins
- Ch6- Professor Rosier
- Ch5- Lucian Rosier
- Ch4- Teacher?
- Ch3- Lumos
- Ch2- List
- Ch1- Useless. Failure. A Joke!
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