Chapter 257 257: Cheat
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Cassian walked between the desks, papers stacked under one arm, flipping each onto a student’s desk, chatting up with them. Seamus grinned up at him, Cassian winked.
Behind him, Crabbe was whispering to Goyle about which quill was “the lucky one.” Hermione had already started checking the margin spacing, as if it were a holy rite.
He was halfway through the Ravenclaws when the door creaked open.
Cassian didn’t look up.
Boots. Too many. He finished the row.
Bagshot entered first. Behind her came Dolores Umbridge, powder-pink as a migraine. She was flanked by five Ministry Aurors, all in full gear and clearly hating every second of it. They spread out near the back, all standing tall. Bless them.
Cassian blinked. “Oh good. Have the escaped Death Eaters raided the school? Is Voldemort here?”
That got a sound out of a few students. Susan made a choking noise. Dean sat up straight. Tracey half-turned in her chair like she wasn’t sure if she should be ducking.
Umbridge’s face pinked immediately. “What do you mean, Professor?”
Cassian tilted his head, all mock thoughtfulness. “I mean, I see five Aurors in full kit. I was wondering what sort of threat justified that. I assumed we’d had a Voldemort sighting.”
Umbridge gave an annoying little hem hem. “The Board and the Department of Magical Education are simply… concerned. The quality of our graduates lately has slipped. The committee felt some oversight might help.”
Cassian smiled, a picture of innocence. “Ah, right. That’s a relief. I thought the Ministry had finally found the courage to go after Death Eaters. Silly me.” He gave a quick shrug. “Must’ve confused action with paperwork again.”
Bagshot brushed past him rolling her eyes. “Keep walking,” she muttered.
A few students snorted. Someone at the back coughed and tried not to laugh.
Umbridge’s smile thinned. “I expect full cooperation, Professor Rosier.”
“Oh, you’ll have it,” Cassian said. “I’ve always believed in transparency.”
“Don’t let me interrupt then,” she said sweetly. “Do continue, Professor.”
“Oh, I will,” Cassian said, brushing past her to the desk. “Gods forbid we let logic get in the way of tradition.”
He dropped the final stack of papers. “Right. You all know what this is. Twenty questions, final one being an essay. History. You may cry quietly, but if you scream, I start docking points.”
A few people laughed.
“Wands away,” Cassian said. “You’ve got one hour.”
He turned, glanced at the back row where the Aurors were already shifting uncomfortably, and added, “And if anyone starts feeling faint from the sheer terror of being in the presence of actual Ministry representatives, please remember they are legally required not to hex you unless you’re holding a wand. For now.”
He leaned against the desk, arms folded. “Begin.”
Umbridge and the Aurors watched the room like a pack of pigeons trained by snipers. Coordinated to not blinking at the same time. Eyes tracking hands, quills, posture. The closest thing to movement was Terry Boot adjusting his sleeve, and even that got a squint from the one by the window.
Cassian didn’t bother looking their way. He just dropped into his chair, boots up, and cracked the spine on an old journal.
The students were locked in. Focused. Quills moved, parchment rustled. A soft curse from Pansy as she checked her ink pot and found it half-dry. Padma was already scribbling out her second page.
Dean squinted at the fourth question and mouthed something rude.
Which regional conflict in 1392 led to the split between the Magical Mercantile Accord and the Eastern Trade Binders? What spellwork was banned as a result?
Amanda scrawled quickly with a grin. “Tzaddiq Revolt, northeast steppe line. Trade Binders were caught bribing the Accord with split loyalty hexes. Banned: echo-sigils, coded compulsion, barter-forged intent anchors.”
Ron leaned over his page, biting his lip but writing non-stop. His answer was too long. He crossed out three words and rewrote them smaller.
Translate the following runic shorthand into standard historical notation. Identify what region and century it likely references.
Three different answers in the first ten minutes alone.
Padma’s was neat. Sean’s was an enthusiastic mess. Hermione paused halfway through hers to tilt her head. Then nodded to herself and kept going.
Using no more than four sentences, explain why Grindelwald’s speech in Lviv was remembered for its magical construction, not its message. What anchoring principle was he exploiting?
Anthony Goldstein frowned, tapped the quill twice, then began writing… “Spell-layered rhetoric. Intent folded into cadence. Runic reinforcement of the fourth line activated empathic mirroring. The audience felt agreement before they knew what they agreed with.”
Ernie Macmillan’s lip curled slightly at Question 19. He didn’t like moral hypotheticals. Still, he kept writing.
Meanwhile, one of the Aurors stepped away from the wall and moved in behind Crabbe and Goyle. Crabbe paused. Stared at the question a bit harder and muttered under his breath.
The Auror circled once more, leaned a little toward Daphne Greengrass’s parchment. Daphne didn’t look up. Just kept writing.
Cassian watched all of it without lifting his head from his journal.
Umbridge never stopped since the exam started. She drifted from desk to desk. Her eyes scanned every parchment, every hand, every ink blot.
She paused at Theodore Nott. He didn’t care. Her gaze narrowed. His quill didn’t slow.
Cassian reached for a biscuit from the tin he’d brought in. Bit it clean in half.
Umbridge shot him a smile. All teeth. All hate.
He held up the other half of his biscuit and mouthed. “Want one?”
She didn’t answer. Just kept walking.
Bagshot sat in the corner. She’d brought her own cup of tea. She didn’t speak, but the hand on her cane was twitching slightly, like she was fighting the urge to curse someone. Cassian suspected she had seven hexes already loaded. He counted Umbridge then the Aurors. Who was the unlucky seventh, he wondered.
The Aurors circled again. One of them muttered something into a charm-stone. The glow didn’t flicker. No foul play.
Michael Corner sneezed.
Sue Li shushed him.
Tracey rolled her eyes, quietly circled an answer, and moved on.
Thirty more minutes.
The bearded Auror turned toward him. Gave a slight nod. All clear.
Cassian nodded back, not looking up.
Of course it was. If he cheated. He cheated clean.
When the essay portion hit, the scratching of quills got louder. You could tell which ones had picked their favourite topics. Parvati flew across the lines like she was writing a letter to her future self. Daphne went dead still except for her hand, moving rapidly without even stopping to think. Dean stuck his tongue out the corner of his mouth. Hermione had already started flipping her extra sheet.
Every student was in it. Heads down, parchment filling fast, and no one so much as looked up when someone passed by.
At the back of the room, Umbridge’s face had started to discolour.
She wasn’t a Professor. Could barely spell “pedagogy” without a crib sheet. But even she could tell what was happening.
They were doing well. All of them.
Worse, confident. The lot of them writing like they knew their stuff, not like they were just hoping to scrape a pass. No signs of desperation at all. Questions were difficult. When Bagshot sent the draft, the Ministry made sure of it.
Which meant her plan was bleeding out across the room. Fudge had sent her for one thing. Undermine the Rosier name. Cut Cassian off from the school, from the students, from Dumbledore. Isolate. Discredit. Remove.
Simple enough on paper. But now she stood in a room full of fifteen-year-olds outscoring expectations, all of it under Rosier’s teaching, and she had no angle.
He must be cheating. He must be. But there was no sight at all. The invigilators hadn’t so much as twitched. She couldn’t call foul on high scores without admitting what this test had really been.
A trap.
She needed something. Anything. If they left this room and every paper came back with top marks, Rosier’s credibility would cement, opposite of the crack they’re aiming for. Worse, his loss of magic wouldn’t matter. He’d proven he could teach with or without it.
She’d failed.
Unless she fixed it.
Right now.
Her smile sharpened.
Cassian bit into another biscuit, grinning as he chewed. He caught Umbridge’s eye, held her stare, and mouthed, “Your move.” Then opened his mouth and showed her the half-chewed mess on his tongue.
The look she gave him could’ve soured cream.
One of the Aurors turned. Cassian’s mouth shut faster than a cursed book. He swallowed, wiped the corner of his mouth, and leaned back in his chair like nothing had happened.
Umbridge was about to boil.
Her smile was cracking at the edges now. Cassian leaned his head back, watching the ceiling.
Five minutes later, she turned and drifted to the front of the class, posture stiff. Her hands folded over each other, but her nails dug in.
“You may stop.”
The words rang out sharp and loud. A few quills jerked.
Cassian didn’t move.
“Quills down,” Umbridge said again, voice cracking. “NOW!”
The room froze.
That wasn’t time.
Cassian sat forward.
“Madam Undersecretary,” he said, tone light. “The students still have thirteen minutes.”
Umbridge didn’t even glance at him. “They’ve had long enough.”
Bagshot’s head lifted.
“Dolores,” she said slowly, “the examination guidelines were approved by the Department itself. Ending early would invalidate the results.”
Umbridge smiled wider. “There’s been a… change in policy.”
Cassian stood.
He wasn’t smiling now.
“Funny. Policy changes usually come with parchment. Seals. Names.” He stepped forward. “You bring any of that?”
She met his gaze, face shouting urgency and panic. “The Ministry reserves the right to-“
“Oh, there it is,” he cut in. “The Ministry. Not the school. Not the Board. Not the examiner in the room. Just you. With your five guards and your sudden authority.”
Bagshot shifted. “Dolores-“
“I’m safeguarding student welfare,” Umbridge said, with that fake-sweet tone. “This examination may be… above their level. We don’t want to discourage anyone.”
Cassian called, “Ash.”
The castle rattled. A second later, a dragon flew in, no larger than a kneazle, tail twitching.
One of the Aurors sighed in visible relief.
Then Ash expanded, heat rolling off her as her wings shadowed half the classroom. She landed on the ledge with all the grace of a thrown anvil, claws digging into the stone. Smoke curled from her nostrils as she stared down at Umbridge.
“Burn anyone who stops this exam before the clock rings.”
Ash lowered her head. Her eyes locked on Umbridge like she’d found something fun to melt.
Cassian turned to Bagshot without missing a beat. “Silence ring to the seats.”
She nodded. She waved softly, and the edges of the classroom shimmered faintly gold, cutting off outside noise.
He stepped into the ring. “Continue and finish your exams.”
The students blinked, then snapped back down to parchment.
Cassian walked back out, hands in his pockets, and looked straight at Umbridge.
“I told you before,” he said. “Hogwarts isn’t the Ministry’s backyard. This is a private institution. The Department of Magical Education regulates. It does not dictate.”
Umbridge didn’t move.
“You’re welcome to observe,” Cassian went on. “Try and shut down my exam again, you’ll be removed from the perimeter.”
He turned to the Aurors.
“Any objections?”
No one spoke. The one near the window shook his head so fast. The others stared straight ahead.
Cassian gave them a nod. “Good.”
He sat down. Picked up a biscuit.
The room carried on.
Umbridge stood perfectly still, lips pressed thin, surrounded by five fully armed Aurors and a dragon watching her breathe.
Cassian dunked his biscuit. Bit it. Chewed slowly.
No one interrupted the exam again.
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- Chapter 318 318: Storm
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- Chapter 315 315: Age of the Fine Bronze
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- Chapter 311 311: Students vs Professors
- Chapter 310 310: Sword
- Chapter 309 309: Ashfal
- Chapter 308 308: Plague
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- Chapter 306 306: Double Wedding
- Chapter 305 305: Separation
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- Chapter 300 300: Bathael
- Chapter 299 299: Miracle
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- Chapter 296 296: Sigh!
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- Chapter 294 294: Rage
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- Chapter 277 277: Blood Curse and Talents
- Chapter 276 276: Amortal
- Chapter 275 275: Locket
- Chapter 274 274: WWW
- Chapter 273 273: Evil
- Chapter 272 272: Souls
- Chapter 271 271: Acclaim
- Chapter 270 270: Same Old Dread
- Chapter 269 269: Home
- Chapter 268 268: Curse and Worse
- Chapter 267 267: Self-Fulfilling
- Chapter 266 266: Child Soldier
- Chapter 265 265: Fury
- Chapter 264 264: Surprise!
- Chapter 263 263: Fight!
- Chapter 262 262: Hate
- Chapter 261 261: Family Reunion
- Chapter 260 260: Traitor
- Chapter 259 259: He'll Die!
- Chapter 258 258: The Real Dark Lord
- Chapter 257 257: Cheat
- Chapter 256 256: Exams
- Chapter 255 255: Career Advice
- Chapter 254 254: Prophecies
- Chapter 253 253: Shell
- Chapter 252 252: Drunk Phoenix
- Chapter 251 251: Choice
- Chapter 250 250: Winky
- Chapter 249 249: Wardnet
- Chapter 248 248: Past, Present and Future
- Chapter 247 247: Collection
- Chapter 246 246: Giant
- Chapter 245 245: Fire Eaters
- Chapter 244 244: Worry
- Chapter 243 243: Teacher
- Chapter 242 242: Tree
- Chapter 241 241: Duel!
- Chapter 240 240: Magic-tech?
- Chapter 239 239: CCL
- Chapter 238 238: Hem Hem
- Chapter 237 237: Insane!
- Chapter 236 236: Power the Dark Lord Knows Not
- Chapter 235 235: Proud
- Chapter 234 234: Drained
- Chapter 233 233: Compensate
- Chapter 232 232: Ritual
- Chapter 231 231: Portkey
- Chapter 230 230: Maze
- Chapter 229 229: Alive!
- Chapter 228 228: Targeted Teaching
- Chapter 227 227: Dread
- Chapter 226 226: Law
- Chapter 225 225: Second Task!
- Chapter 224 224: Justified Rage
- Chapter 223 223: Sick
- Chapter 222 222: Love Potion
- Chapter 221 221: Muffin
- Chapter 220 220: Double Date
- Chapter 219 219: DRAGONS!
- Chapter 218 218: Balls
- Chapter 217 217: Ancient Variant of an Ancient Variant?
- Chapter 216 216: The Tragic Courtship Display of the British Adolescent
- Chapter 215 215: First Task
- Chapter 214 214: Contract
- Chapter 213 213: Spy
- Chapter 212 212: Four Seasons
- Chapter 211 211: Napkin Tournaments
- Chapter 210 210: Champions!
- Chapter 209 209: Worth!
- Chapter 208 208: Guests!
- Chapter 207 207: Accio My Beloved!
- Chapter 206 206: H.E.A.R.T.
- Chapter 205 205: Shield
- Chapter 204 204: Acclimation
- Chapter 203 203: Hexing Students
- Chapter 202 202: Simple
- Chapter 201 201: Intent
- Chapter 200 200: Quintic-Magick Cup
- Chapter 199 199: The Bug!
- Chapter 198 198: Attack!
- Chapter 197 197: Warning!
- Chapter 196 196: Pet
- Chapter 195 195: Unwelcomed
- Chapter 194 194: Dread
- Chapter 193 193: Djinn
- Chapter 192 192: Wake and Heed My Command
- Chapter 191 191: Monsters!
- Chapter 190 190: Awake
- Chapter 189 189: Force
- Chapter 188 188: Politics
- Chapter 187 187: Without You!
- Chapter 186 186: Avada
- Chapter 185 185: Smile!
- Chapter 184 184: Immune
- Chapter 183 183: Freeze!
- Chapter 182 182: A Fool's Chronicles - It's April! Part 2 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 181 181: Moon
- A Fool’s Chronicles – It’s April! Part 2 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 180 180: Always
- Chapter 179 179: Ominous
- Chapter 178 178: A Fool's Chronicles - It's April! Part 1 (Read After Ch170)
- A Fool’s Chronicles – It’s April! Part 1 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 177 177: Rat
- Chapter 176 176: Love
- Chapter 175 175: Serious Howl
- Chapter 174 174: MWPP
- Chapter 173 173: Map
- Chapter 172 172: Patronus
- Chapter 171 171: Grim
- Chapter 170 170: Chimera
- Chapter 169 169: Cushions
- Chapter 168 168: Duel?
- Chapter 167 167: Praise
- Chapter 166 166: Headmasters
- Chapter 165 165: Forced!
- Chapter 164 164: Liar!
- Chapter 163 163: Druid
- Chapter 162 162: No
- Chapter 161 161: Damn You, Sirius Black!
- Chapter 160 160: Dementors!
- Chapter 159 159: Fear
- Chapter 158 158: Logic
- Chapter 157 157: Rewind!
- Chapter 156 156: Boggart
- Chapter 155 155: Cookie?
- Chapter 154 154: Crack
- Chapter 153 153: Mouse
- Chapter 152 152: Siriusly?
- Chapter 151 151: Foam
- Chapter 150 150: Events
- Chapter 149 149: Alternate Reality
- Chapter 148 148: Footpath
- Chapter 147 147: Ngaralu
- Chapter 146 146: Call!
- Chapter 145 145: Noctis
- Chapter 144 144: Summer
- Chapter 143 143: Power
- Chapter 142 142: Thief's Chronicle I - The Burden (Read After -Rowena vs Illiteracy-)
- Chapter 141 141: Dismissed
- Thief’s Chronicle I – The Burden (Read After -Rowena vs Illiteracy-)
- Chapter 140 140: Memory Wipe!
- Chapter 139 139: Dark
- Chapter 138 138: Riddle!
- Chapter 137 137: Chamber
- Chapter 136 136: Sacked
- Chapter 135 135: Creed
- Chapter 134 134: Valentine's
- Chapter 133 133: Ash
- Chapter 132 132: Favours
- Ch131- Sacked
- Ch130- Creed
- Ch129- Valentine’s
- Ch128- Ash
- Ch127- Favours
- Ch126- Spectacle-s
- Ch125- Shot!
- Ch124- Lost
- Ch123- Yule
- Ch122- Clue!
- Ch121- Parselmouth
- Ch120- Duel
- Ch119- Joy
- Ch118- Decision!
- Ch117- Blah Blah Law
- Ch116- Crack
- Ch115- Confess
- Ch114- Especially!
- Ch113- Rogue
- Ch112- Bird is the Word!
- Ch111- Parents
- Ch110- Damn You Lucius!
- Ch109- NO!
- Ch108- Daisy
- Ch107- Trust Me Bro, Click the Link
- Ch106- Hello, World!
- Ch105- Bad Decisions!
- Ch104- Wand!
- Ch103- Star!
- Ch102- Dragon Wakes!
- Ch101- Shrine
- Ch100- Meeting
- Ch99- Punch
- Ch98- Invest All!
- Ch97- Gate
- Ch96- Never Forget!
- Ch95- Forget!
- Ch94- Immortal Couple
- Ch93- Curse or Gift
- Ch92- Mob
- C- Between the Lines #3 – Rowena vs Illiteracy (Read After Ch 30)
- Ch91- Break
- Ch90- Temple
- Ch89- Family First
- Ch88- House-Visit
- Ch87- Bloody Rosier
- Ch86- Points
- Ch85- Play
- Ch84- The Obstacle
- Ch83- Would He?
- Ch82- Ignivolatus
- Ch81- Say It!
- Ch80- Wraith
- Ch79- Murder Forest
- Ch78- Summon
- Ch77- Comfortable
- Ch76- Bond!
- Ch75- Dragon?
- Ch74- Secrets
- Ch73- Erase!
- Ch72- Memory
- Curse Logs #1 – Marius Vale (Read After Ch 28)
- Ch71- Thief
- Ch70- Mirror
- Between the Lines #3 – Regulus vs Lucius(Read After Ch 58)
- Ch69- Crushing Defeat
- Ch68- Chess
- Ch67- Snow
- Ch66- Game On
- Ch65- Soaked
- Between the Lines #2 – Gryffindor vs Ghost (Read After Ch 56)
- Ch64- Leviosaaa!
- Ch63- Troll
- Ch62- Flawed
- Between the Lines #1 – Slytherin vs Badger (Read After Ch 56)
- Ch61- Tribute
- Ch60- Punishment
- Ch59- Fly!
- Ch58- Daddy!
- Ch57- A DAMN PEN!
- Ch56- WHY?!
- Ch55- The Greatest Creation!
- Ch54- Revenge!
- Ch53- Secrets?
- Ch52- Measure of Deterrence
- Ch51- New Year
- Ch50- Potter
- Ch49- Yoghurt
- Ch48- Return
- Ch47- Master Ji
- Ch46- SMELLS LIKE… LIES!
- Ch45- Extra
- Ch44- Türkiye
- Ch43- Troublesome Runes
- Ch42- Eureka
- Ch41- Pungent
- Ch40- Hot!
- Ch39- Gravitas
- Ch38- Serious?
- Ch37- A Rosier
- Ch36- Not That Name!
- Ch35- Staff Meeting
- Ch34- Somewhere Else
- Ch33- Age Line
- Ch32- Coward!
- Spells and Ancient Varriants
- Ch31- Academic Liabilities
- Ch30- Founders
- Ch29- Soooo…
- Ch28- New Professor
- Ch27- Magical Contraception
- Ch26- Mind Magic
- Ch25- Brand
- Ch24- Fjords
- Ch23- Brain Drills
- Ch22- Almost A Proper One
- Ch21- Collapse
- Ch20- Ancient Cave
- Ch19- Family
- Ch18- Bloody Historians
- Ch17- Curse
- Ch16- Surviving the Year
- Ch15- Bathsheda Babbling
- Ch14- Aromic Bomb
- Ch13- Selena Rosier
- Ch12- Softening Charm
- Ch11- Unerasable History
- Ch10- Kitchen
- Ch9- The Witch!
- Ch8- First Lesson
- Ch7- New Year Begins
- Ch6- Professor Rosier
- Ch5- Lucian Rosier
- Ch4- Teacher?
- Ch3- Lumos
- Ch2- List
- Ch1- Useless. Failure. A Joke!
- Character Images