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Bathseda and Cassian left in silence.
Cassian waited until they were two corridors down before he spoke.
“So. Magical contraception wards.”
Bathsheda didn’t look at him. “Yes.”
“Hogwarts is full of surprises.”
She stopped mid-step. “You are not slipping this into your lecture slides.”
He put a hand to his chest, scandalised. “Please. I have standards. I would never bring up contraception during a lecture on goblin rebellions. Unless it is relevant. Which, you know, sometimes it is.”
She kept walking.
He caught up. “So what do you reckon happens if someone tries to beat the system? Slip through the cracks. Do the forbidden deed under a particularly rebellious tapestry?”
“Nothing, except a faint buzzing noise, magical interference, and an urgent need for cold showers.”
“That does explain Filch,” Cassian muttered.
They reached the fork in the hall where the staff quarters split off from the rest of the castle. She paused there, glancing his way.
“Behave yourself.”
“I always do.”
She raised a brow. “You made a joke about contraceptive architecture like twelve times now.”
“And wasn’t it enlightening?”
She shook her head and walked off, shaking her head and most probably muttering sweet nothings.
Cassian turned toward his rooms, whistling softly. It was already shaping up to be a very strange year.
***
By the time the train finally dragged itself into Hogsmeade that evening, Cassian was already done with everything worth doing. His classroom was sorted… desks aligned, scrolls arranged by century, samples pinned in a neat row on the back board. His quarters were clean, too, which meant the house-elves were either very proud or deeply concerned.
So now, all that remained was feast.
Lovely.
The Great Hall had already been dimmed for the evening, most of the candles hovering lower than usual, throwing shadows across the rafters. At the long staff table, the usual suspects were gathering. Cassian stepped in with his best academic scowl in place… enough to keep conversation at bay until he found a seat.
Flitwick waved. Sprout offered a warm nod, eyes crinkling. Hooch glanced up from a battered copy of Quidditch Today and gave a non-committal nod. Vector was halfway through her drink, talking to Aurora. McGonagall sat in the middle, chair angled slightly, glass of wine untouched.
Snape, predictably, didn’t look up. Man could probably sense joy from twenty feet and decided it wasn’t worth the effort.
Cassian took his usual seat next to Bathsheda, who was already pouring herself tea. She didn’t say anything, but her eyebrow arched in a way that said, Don’t start. He offered a little bow and sat anyway.
Cassian looked across the staff table at Hagrid, who was deep in conversation with Silvanus Kettleburn, gesturing wide, a nearby jug of pumpkin juice wobbled in protest. The man was practically glowing with enthusiasm… about what, Cassian couldn’t hear, but judging by Kettleburn’s half-laughing, half-concerned expression, it probably involved something with far too many teeth.
He sighed. Gods, old Cassian was such a dick to Hagrid. Not just snide, either. Proper little aristocratic toe-rag. Hagrid hadn’t deserved half of it, and last year was awkward attempt at civility hadn’t done much to patch it over. This year, he would try again. Maybe offer a bottle of mead and not sound like he was reading from a guilt-soaked apology scroll.
He got up, smoothing down his robes, and wandered over to where Hagrid and Kettleburn were animatedly discussing something involving flying boars or possibly a flying boar-related accident.
Kettleburn caught sight of him first. “Ah, Rosier! You will love this… Hagrid here was just telling me about the time he had to tranquilise a Catoblepas with nothing but a shovel and a promise!”
Hagrid chuckled, rumbling warmly in his chest. “Weren’t quite a shovel. More of a spade, really.”
Cassian stopped beside them and offered a chuckle “Sounds like an excellent use of Ministry-approved handling techniques.”
Hagrid blinked at him, unsure if that was a dig.
Cassian met his eyes. “Glad the boar didn’t win.”
The silence lasted half a beat too long, but Hagrid’s shoulders relaxed a little. “Well, yeh know how it is. Can’t let em think they won.”
Cassian smiled. “That is my entire philosophy, actually.”
Kettleburn barked a laugh, thumped Hagrid on the back with his good hand, and returned to some elaborate gesturing involving tusks and accidental levitation.
Cassian stood near, pretending he wasn’t checking whether Hagrid looked like he wanted to throw him out a window. So far, no signs of imminent ejection. Good start.
“By the way,” he said, casually tipping his head toward the far end of the table, “we got a new face.”
Bathsheda, who just arrived, glanced over. “Defence Against the Dark Arts. He is the new one.”
“Bloody,” Cassian muttered, squinting across the table. “Didn’t realise there would be new applicants after what happened last year.”
Kettleburn, who had just buttered half his beard by mistake, let out a sigh through his nose. “You were the one who saved Mulford, right?”
Cassian gave a mild shrug. “I was in the right place.”
Which was, frankly, an understatement. The last Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, Professor Mulford nearly died when one of the older tomes woke up and decided to curse her spine inside out. Cassian found her in the library, slumped over a text on counter-curses, barely breathing.
Still, no need to brag.
She survived, but only just. Rumour had it she retired straight to a coastal cottage with no magic, no wands, and a cat named Brian.
“Curse doesn’t like getting ignored,” Kettleburn muttered. “That post’s been hexed to the brim since before I had both legs.”
Cassian nodded absently, eyes flicking to the newcomer.
The new professor was already saeated. Tall, lean build, skin a deep brown, hair short and curled close to the scalp. His robes weren’t fresh-off-the-rack Hogwarts standard either, woven with subtle protection runes and dragonhide along the cuffs. He looked like the sort who brought his own wand holster and knew how to use it.
“He is Marius Vale.” Kettleburn added. “Used to be with the Department of Magical Defence, worked under Robards for a stretch. Bit of a specialist… counter-curses, wardcraft, and dark artefact containment. Rumour is he turned down a seat on the Hit Wizard task force.”
Hagrid chuckled, shaking his head fondly. “I remember him from my days. Always kind, that one. Even let a kelpie chew his robes once without hexin it.”
Cassian sipped the tea Bathsheda had just handed. “That is either a ringing endorsement or an excellent reason not to lend him clothes.”
He settled back into his chair when Hagrid got up to get new students. Not long after the doors swung open and McGonagall strode in with a trail of soaked first-years at her heels. They dripped all over the flagstones, a herd of miniature ghosts in oversized robes, eyes wide and necks craning as they tried to take it all in.
Hooch let out a sigh. “And so it begins.”
Cassian watched them file past the staff table, a few already elbowing each other. Someone sneezed dramatically. Another whispered something about the ceiling.
The Sorting Hat waited on its stool, limp and vaguely annoyed, like a pensioner forced to entertain visitors. McGonagall cleared her throat, unrolled a scroll, and began calling names.
“Bell, Katie.”
A small girl with straw-coloured hair stepped forward. The hat barely touched her head before it barked, “Gryffindor!” and she dashed off to thunderous applause.
Next came “Belby, Marcus.”
Cassian tilted his head. “Bet he is a crier.”
Bathsheda muttered, “Ten sickles says he gets Ravenclaw.”
Belby sat down, the hat frowned, and after a long pause, said, “Ravenclaw.”
“Called it,” she said, not even smug.
Cassian sipped his tea. “You and Trelawney should start a book.”
“Dunbar, Fay,” came next. Another Gryffindor. Then “Carmichael, Eddie,” who looked like he read three textbooks on Sorting and still wasn’t sure it was real.
Hat took its sweet time with him. Eventually, “Ravenclaw.”
“McLaggen, Cormac” swaggered up like he already had a Quidditch broom waiting. The hat tried to say something before he cut in, yes, actually cut in, saying, “Definitely Gryffindor. That is where my uncle was.”
The hat muttered something indistinct before agreeing. “Gryffindor.”
The names went on, Carl Hopkins… another Gryffindor. Marietta Edgecombe, quiet and wide-eyed, went to Ravenclaw. Cho Chang followed her and joined the same table.
Students clapped, housemates yelled, ghosts hovered. Cassian caught a glimpse of Peeves floating upside down above the Hufflepuff table, whispering something into a first-year’s ear that made her pale instantly.
Cassian nudged Bathsheda with his elbow. “So. New Defence professor with Curse Division flair. You think the old man brought him in to lift the curse?”
She didn’t look up from her tea. “Doubt it. If he did, he is about two decades too late.”
“Still,” Cassian murmured, “he looks like the sort who patches wounds with one hand and digs graves with the other.”
Bathsheda didn’t blink. “You are being weird.”
“I am just saying, if someone like that shows up mid-summer, either Dumbledore wants something sorted or he is keeping his options open. Could be here to do the real job while the rest of us argue over quills and class schedules.”
The Sorting dragged on. Names came and went, some quicker than others. The hat got snippy about halfway through and demanded quiet when the Ravenclaw table burst into cheers mid-announcement.
When it finally ended, Dumbledore rose, gave the room a mild smile, and kicked off the feast with his usual speech, and the tables filled themselves with food like magic was a well-trained servant.
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- Chapter 320 320: Like a Butterfly
- Chapter 319 319: Three Patronuses
- Chapter 318 318: Storm
- Chapter 317 317: Festive!
- Chapter 316 316: Change the World
- Chapter 315 315: Age of the Fine Bronze
- Chapter 314 314: Valley of Magic
- Chapter 313
- Chapter 312
- Chapter 311 311: Students vs Professors
- Chapter 310 310: Sword
- Chapter 309 309: Ashfal
- Chapter 308 308: Plague
- Chapter 307 307: Open Class
- Chapter 306 306: Double Wedding
- Chapter 305 305: Separation
- Chapter 304 304: Veil
- Chapter 303 303: Plans!
- Chapter 302 302: Gamble
- Chapter 301 301: Offer!
- Chapter 300 300: Bathael
- Chapter 299 299: Miracle
- Chapter 298 298: Death
- Chapter 297 297: Elder Wand
- Chapter 296 296: Sigh!
- Chapter 295 295: Lilies and Memories
- Chapter 294 294: Rage
- Chapter 293 293: Bark
- Chapter 292 292: Purge
- Chapter 291 291: Portal
- Chapter 290 290: Date!
- Chapter 289 289: Cabinet
- Chapter 288 288: It's a Date!
- Chapter 287 287: Space
- Chapter 286 286: Renunciation
- Chapter 285 285: Apparition
- Chapter 284 284: Revelio!
- Chapter 283 283: Staff
- Chapter 282 282: Goblins
- Chapter 281 281: Vault
- Chapter 280 280: Luck!
- Chapter 279 279: Moonspit and Romance
- Chapter 278 278: Cloak
- Chapter 277 277: Blood Curse and Talents
- Chapter 276 276: Amortal
- Chapter 275 275: Locket
- Chapter 274 274: WWW
- Chapter 273 273: Evil
- Chapter 272 272: Souls
- Chapter 271 271: Acclaim
- Chapter 270 270: Same Old Dread
- Chapter 269 269: Home
- Chapter 268 268: Curse and Worse
- Chapter 267 267: Self-Fulfilling
- Chapter 266 266: Child Soldier
- Chapter 265 265: Fury
- Chapter 264 264: Surprise!
- Chapter 263 263: Fight!
- Chapter 262 262: Hate
- Chapter 261 261: Family Reunion
- Chapter 260 260: Traitor
- Chapter 259 259: He'll Die!
- Chapter 258 258: The Real Dark Lord
- Chapter 257 257: Cheat
- Chapter 256 256: Exams
- Chapter 255 255: Career Advice
- Chapter 254 254: Prophecies
- Chapter 253 253: Shell
- Chapter 252 252: Drunk Phoenix
- Chapter 251 251: Choice
- Chapter 250 250: Winky
- Chapter 249 249: Wardnet
- Chapter 248 248: Past, Present and Future
- Chapter 247 247: Collection
- Chapter 246 246: Giant
- Chapter 245 245: Fire Eaters
- Chapter 244 244: Worry
- Chapter 243 243: Teacher
- Chapter 242 242: Tree
- Chapter 241 241: Duel!
- Chapter 240 240: Magic-tech?
- Chapter 239 239: CCL
- Chapter 238 238: Hem Hem
- Chapter 237 237: Insane!
- Chapter 236 236: Power the Dark Lord Knows Not
- Chapter 235 235: Proud
- Chapter 234 234: Drained
- Chapter 233 233: Compensate
- Chapter 232 232: Ritual
- Chapter 231 231: Portkey
- Chapter 230 230: Maze
- Chapter 229 229: Alive!
- Chapter 228 228: Targeted Teaching
- Chapter 227 227: Dread
- Chapter 226 226: Law
- Chapter 225 225: Second Task!
- Chapter 224 224: Justified Rage
- Chapter 223 223: Sick
- Chapter 222 222: Love Potion
- Chapter 221 221: Muffin
- Chapter 220 220: Double Date
- Chapter 219 219: DRAGONS!
- Chapter 218 218: Balls
- Chapter 217 217: Ancient Variant of an Ancient Variant?
- Chapter 216 216: The Tragic Courtship Display of the British Adolescent
- Chapter 215 215: First Task
- Chapter 214 214: Contract
- Chapter 213 213: Spy
- Chapter 212 212: Four Seasons
- Chapter 211 211: Napkin Tournaments
- Chapter 210 210: Champions!
- Chapter 209 209: Worth!
- Chapter 208 208: Guests!
- Chapter 207 207: Accio My Beloved!
- Chapter 206 206: H.E.A.R.T.
- Chapter 205 205: Shield
- Chapter 204 204: Acclimation
- Chapter 203 203: Hexing Students
- Chapter 202 202: Simple
- Chapter 201 201: Intent
- Chapter 200 200: Quintic-Magick Cup
- Chapter 199 199: The Bug!
- Chapter 198 198: Attack!
- Chapter 197 197: Warning!
- Chapter 196 196: Pet
- Chapter 195 195: Unwelcomed
- Chapter 194 194: Dread
- Chapter 193 193: Djinn
- Chapter 192 192: Wake and Heed My Command
- Chapter 191 191: Monsters!
- Chapter 190 190: Awake
- Chapter 189 189: Force
- Chapter 188 188: Politics
- Chapter 187 187: Without You!
- Chapter 186 186: Avada
- Chapter 185 185: Smile!
- Chapter 184 184: Immune
- Chapter 183 183: Freeze!
- Chapter 182 182: A Fool's Chronicles - It's April! Part 2 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 181 181: Moon
- A Fool’s Chronicles – It’s April! Part 2 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 180 180: Always
- Chapter 179 179: Ominous
- Chapter 178 178: A Fool's Chronicles - It's April! Part 1 (Read After Ch170)
- A Fool’s Chronicles – It’s April! Part 1 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 177 177: Rat
- Chapter 176 176: Love
- Chapter 175 175: Serious Howl
- Chapter 174 174: MWPP
- Chapter 173 173: Map
- Chapter 172 172: Patronus
- Chapter 171 171: Grim
- Chapter 170 170: Chimera
- Chapter 169 169: Cushions
- Chapter 168 168: Duel?
- Chapter 167 167: Praise
- Chapter 166 166: Headmasters
- Chapter 165 165: Forced!
- Chapter 164 164: Liar!
- Chapter 163 163: Druid
- Chapter 162 162: No
- Chapter 161 161: Damn You, Sirius Black!
- Chapter 160 160: Dementors!
- Chapter 159 159: Fear
- Chapter 158 158: Logic
- Chapter 157 157: Rewind!
- Chapter 156 156: Boggart
- Chapter 155 155: Cookie?
- Chapter 154 154: Crack
- Chapter 153 153: Mouse
- Chapter 152 152: Siriusly?
- Chapter 151 151: Foam
- Chapter 150 150: Events
- Chapter 149 149: Alternate Reality
- Chapter 148 148: Footpath
- Chapter 147 147: Ngaralu
- Chapter 146 146: Call!
- Chapter 145 145: Noctis
- Chapter 144 144: Summer
- Chapter 143 143: Power
- Chapter 142 142: Thief's Chronicle I - The Burden (Read After -Rowena vs Illiteracy-)
- Chapter 141 141: Dismissed
- Thief’s Chronicle I – The Burden (Read After -Rowena vs Illiteracy-)
- Chapter 140 140: Memory Wipe!
- Chapter 139 139: Dark
- Chapter 138 138: Riddle!
- Chapter 137 137: Chamber
- Chapter 136 136: Sacked
- Chapter 135 135: Creed
- Chapter 134 134: Valentine's
- Chapter 133 133: Ash
- Chapter 132 132: Favours
- Ch131- Sacked
- Ch130- Creed
- Ch129- Valentine’s
- Ch128- Ash
- Ch127- Favours
- Ch126- Spectacle-s
- Ch125- Shot!
- Ch124- Lost
- Ch123- Yule
- Ch122- Clue!
- Ch121- Parselmouth
- Ch120- Duel
- Ch119- Joy
- Ch118- Decision!
- Ch117- Blah Blah Law
- Ch116- Crack
- Ch115- Confess
- Ch114- Especially!
- Ch113- Rogue
- Ch112- Bird is the Word!
- Ch111- Parents
- Ch110- Damn You Lucius!
- Ch109- NO!
- Ch108- Daisy
- Ch107- Trust Me Bro, Click the Link
- Ch106- Hello, World!
- Ch105- Bad Decisions!
- Ch104- Wand!
- Ch103- Star!
- Ch102- Dragon Wakes!
- Ch101- Shrine
- Ch100- Meeting
- Ch99- Punch
- Ch98- Invest All!
- Ch97- Gate
- Ch96- Never Forget!
- Ch95- Forget!
- Ch94- Immortal Couple
- Ch93- Curse or Gift
- Ch92- Mob
- C- Between the Lines #3 – Rowena vs Illiteracy (Read After Ch 30)
- Ch91- Break
- Ch90- Temple
- Ch89- Family First
- Ch88- House-Visit
- Ch87- Bloody Rosier
- Ch86- Points
- Ch85- Play
- Ch84- The Obstacle
- Ch83- Would He?
- Ch82- Ignivolatus
- Ch81- Say It!
- Ch80- Wraith
- Ch79- Murder Forest
- Ch78- Summon
- Ch77- Comfortable
- Ch76- Bond!
- Ch75- Dragon?
- Ch74- Secrets
- Ch73- Erase!
- Ch72- Memory
- Curse Logs #1 – Marius Vale (Read After Ch 28)
- Ch71- Thief
- Ch70- Mirror
- Between the Lines #3 – Regulus vs Lucius(Read After Ch 58)
- Ch69- Crushing Defeat
- Ch68- Chess
- Ch67- Snow
- Ch66- Game On
- Ch65- Soaked
- Between the Lines #2 – Gryffindor vs Ghost (Read After Ch 56)
- Ch64- Leviosaaa!
- Ch63- Troll
- Ch62- Flawed
- Between the Lines #1 – Slytherin vs Badger (Read After Ch 56)
- Ch61- Tribute
- Ch60- Punishment
- Ch59- Fly!
- Ch58- Daddy!
- Ch57- A DAMN PEN!
- Ch56- WHY?!
- Ch55- The Greatest Creation!
- Ch54- Revenge!
- Ch53- Secrets?
- Ch52- Measure of Deterrence
- Ch51- New Year
- Ch50- Potter
- Ch49- Yoghurt
- Ch48- Return
- Ch47- Master Ji
- Ch46- SMELLS LIKE… LIES!
- Ch45- Extra
- Ch44- Türkiye
- Ch43- Troublesome Runes
- Ch42- Eureka
- Ch41- Pungent
- Ch40- Hot!
- Ch39- Gravitas
- Ch38- Serious?
- Ch37- A Rosier
- Ch36- Not That Name!
- Ch35- Staff Meeting
- Ch34- Somewhere Else
- Ch33- Age Line
- Ch32- Coward!
- Spells and Ancient Varriants
- Ch31- Academic Liabilities
- Ch30- Founders
- Ch29- Soooo…
- Ch28- New Professor
- Ch27- Magical Contraception
- Ch26- Mind Magic
- Ch25- Brand
- Ch24- Fjords
- Ch23- Brain Drills
- Ch22- Almost A Proper One
- Ch21- Collapse
- Ch20- Ancient Cave
- Ch19- Family
- Ch18- Bloody Historians
- Ch17- Curse
- Ch16- Surviving the Year
- Ch15- Bathsheda Babbling
- Ch14- Aromic Bomb
- Ch13- Selena Rosier
- Ch12- Softening Charm
- Ch11- Unerasable History
- Ch10- Kitchen
- Ch9- The Witch!
- Ch8- First Lesson
- Ch7- New Year Begins
- Ch6- Professor Rosier
- Ch5- Lucian Rosier
- Ch4- Teacher?
- Ch3- Lumos
- Ch2- List
- Ch1- Useless. Failure. A Joke!
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