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Cassian’s hand was tucked loosely around hers as they strolled through Hogsmeade, weaving past clustered students and a pair of third-years arguing over the best place to get sick on sugar. He pointed lazily at a stand selling enchanted scarves that changed colour with mood.
“You need one of those,” he said. “Could save me hours trying to guess whether you’re annoyed at me or just hungry.”
She squeezed his hand, not looking. “You’d burn it within a week.”
“Optimistic of you to give it that long.”
Then they rounded a corner near Scrivenshaft’s and very nearly walked into Adrian Fairborne and Clara Hensley, also holding hands, though theirs vanished apart faster than you could say “caught.”
Clara flushed scarlet. Adrian straightened like someone had just handed him a broomstick and told him to recite the school charter.
“Professors,” Adrian said tightly, nodding.
Cassian raised a brow. “Fairborne. Miss Hensley.”
Clara gave a small wave. “Hello.”
“Nice afternoon for school-sanctioned scandal,” Cassian said. “Do carry on.”
Adrian’s ears turned red. “We were—”
“—About to inspect the structural integrity of Madam Puddifoot’s tablecloths?” Cassian offered. “Romance is a serious academic pursuit. Didn’t see anything. Have fun.”
Adrian opened his mouth, thought better of it, and gave a rigid nod instead. They slipped past without another word.
Once they were gone, Bathsheda blew out a laugh.
“You’re evil.”
He swung their joined hands a little. “I’ll take that as a compliment.”
“Poor Clara’s going to need a Cheering Charm after that.”
“She’s fine. It’s Adrian who’ll be writing a formal apology to his own reflection.”
They turned down a narrower lane, quieter here, snow crunching beneath their boots. The wind cut round the buildings in brief gusts, tossing a stray flyer off a noticeboard.
Bathsheda glanced sideways at him. “Did you ever do that?”
“What, get caught snogging behind Honeydukes?”
She gave him a look.
He grinned. “Only by teachers with worse eyesight.”
“Seriously.”
He shrugged, casual as ever. “I was a major git, but also rich. Swings and roundabouts.”
Bathsheda snorted. “A winning combination.”
She’d asked similar questions over the years. He was never one for digging into the past, so he didn’t press her in return, though every so often she would prod. He didn’t really mind, after all, it wasn’t him who had done those things.
They were nearly at the Three Broomsticks. The smell of butterbeer was getting stronger. Warmth. Fire. Possibly cake.
And then…
“Hello,” came a voice from roughly waist height.
Cassian stopped just short of stepping on a shoe.
Hannah Abbott stood there, pink-nosed, smiling wide. Susan Bones trailed behind her, scarf slightly askew, chewing her bottom lip.
“Hello, Miss Abbott, Miss Bones.”
Susan smiled softly, clearly dragged into it and not the mastermind behind the surprise stop. Cassian glanced between them. “What’s this then? Petition to ban homework? Early Christmas carol strike?”
Hannah shook her head, bright as anything. “We had a question.”
“Daring,” he said. “You realise I might actually answer?”
She nodded, undeterred. “It’s about the club.”
Cassian squinted. “Which part?”
Hannah sighed, shoulders dipping a little. “We were wondering if we could improve on it.”
Cassian glanced down at her, one brow lifting. “Improve how?”
She glanced at Susan, who looked like she’d rather be anywhere else, but squared up anyway.
“Well… your classes are brilliant,” she said. “We always learn something new. But the Club’s been a bit… slow lately. It’s always one spell, then we practise, then it turns into free duels. Every week. It’s sort of… samey.”
Cassian gave a thoughtful hum. He wasn’t surprised. He’d been thinking the same, if he was honest. The Club had slipped into being just a hands-on repeat of his classes, great for his own mastery, but not quite the extra layer it was meant to be. He nudged the toe of his boot against a bit of snow.
“Alright,” he said. “Any suggestions?”
They both looked at each other, not quite expecting that.
He tilted his head. “Pre-set practice drills? Spells in combos? Dummies that hit back? Real criminals smuggled in from Azkaban? Death matches? Shiny prizes? A leaderboard with blood oaths?”
Hannah giggled. “Not the death matches, maybe.”
“Soft lot,” he muttered.
Susan fiddled with her sleeve. “Maybe something that isn’t always duelling. Like, magical challenges? Or team things. Where we solve a puzzle with spells, or have to figure something out under pressure.”
Cassian nodded slowly. “Bit like war games. Controlled chaos. Magic under stress.”
“Exactly,” Susan said, a little more confident now.
He chewed the inside of his cheek. It wasn’t a bad idea. Spellwork in context. Practical problem-solving. Still within safety margins… loosely.
“Alright,” he said. “You’ve earned yourselves five house points, each, for not wasting my Sunday. And I’ll think on it. Maybe change it up next week.”
Hannah beamed. “Really?”
“No, I’m lying to keep you hopeful. Obviously, really.”
Susan smiled, half-hiding it.
He pointed at them both. “But if one of you ends up stuck inside a magically locked coffin because the challenge goes sideways, I am absolutely telling the Prophet it was your idea.”
They both nodded too fast, still grinning.
Cassian grinned back. “Better yet, now you’re tasked with creating a battle plan. Miss Abbott, Miss Bones, congratulations. You’re officially the Duelling Club’s Event Managers.”
The girls squealed like he’d just handed them a Ministry post.
“Really?” Hannah asked, eyes wide.
Cassian nodded once. “Really. Now off you go. Go enjoy your weekend before I assign homework.”
They all but skipped down the lane, scarves flapping, whispering plans already too ambitious for someone with a budget of precisely nothing.
Cassian watched them disappear round the corner, then muttered, “I’ve made a mistake, haven’t I?”
“Definitely,” Bathsheda said, and hooked her fingers into his sleeve. “Come on, genius. I need something warm before I catch frostbite listening to you charm your way into child labour.”
She dragged him toward the Three Broomsticks.
Inside, it was the usual chaos. Tables crammed, windows fogged, Rosmerta moving between clusters, busy as usual.
Cassian shook the snow from his coat, headed for a small table near the back. Bathsheda slid into the bench opposite.
Rosmerta walked over with two butterbeers, a plate of chips, and a pile of shortbread wedged between. She slid them onto the table without spilling a drop, smiling brightly.
“My favourite couple,” she said, giving Bathsheda a wink.
Cassian took a sip. “No tip.”
Rosmerta made a face. “Still cheap.”
“I work at a school,” he said, waving his mug like it was explanation enough. “Be grateful I’m not paying in stickers.”
She tutted, turned back toward the bar with a swish of her skirts.
They sat in the warm fug of the pub, half-listening to the chaos around them. A Hufflepuff dropped a flagon too hard two tables over. Someone near the window was snogging too loudly. Standard weekend crowd.
He popped a chip in his mouth, crunched, then reached across for another. Bathsheda blocked him with her fork.
“Eating too fast, slow down or I’m assigning you bedtime patrol.”
He raised both brows. “Kinky.”
She kicked him under the table. “Behave.”
They finished the chips in mostly peace, save for Cassian occasionally flicking crumbs at the nearby snoggers just to test if they’d notice.
They didn’t.
When the mugs were empty and the plate held only the sad remains of two biscuits and a single, slightly scorched chip neither wanted to eat, Cassian stood, brushed the crumbs from his robes, and held out a hand.
“Shall we go cause a minor administrative nightmare somewhere else?”
Bathsheda took his hand, lacing her fingers through his as the air suddenly turned colder.
“That’s either a sudden winter or…” he said, glancing toward the window.
“Dementors,” she finished.
The wind slapped hard as they rushed outside. The village, normally loud and messy on a Saturday, had gone oddly still. Somewhere ahead, over the slope near the Shrieking Shack, the sky had gone darker.
A cluster of them, five, maybe six, drifted just above the shack’s crooked roofline.
A scream split the air.
Potter, Neville, Ron, Hermione, clustered near the fence, faces turned up. The twins and Lee Jordan in front of them, wands out but shaking, feet shifting like they weren’t sure whether to fight or run.
Bathsheda’s wand was already up. Her kestrel burst out in a sharp streak of silver, slicing clean through the air and diving straight for the closest Dementor.
Creatures shrieked, shrivelling back from the Patronus as it cut through them. The air snapped colder as they scattered.
Cassian already had his wand out.
“Don’t,” Bathsheda said, eyes still on the Dementors.
He paused.
Then nodded.
The kestrel of light tore past them again, spinning up and back, pushing the Dementors off the slope. They drifted higher, spines curling, and vanished beyond the trees.
Bathsheda huffed.
The kids didn’t move right away. Harry looked ready to pass out.
Hermione was the first to spot them. “Professors!”
Cassian quickly checked them all with a look, then turned to the boy on the ground.
“Potter,” he called. “You alright?”
Harry looked up, pale but steady. “Sort of.”
Neville slumped to the grass, knees finally giving up.
Cassian pulled a bar from his coat pocket, half-melted, slightly crushed, but still recognisably chocolate, and snapped off chunks with one hand. He handed them out each.
They took it in silence. Even the twins, usually the first to crack a joke, didn’t say a word. Teeth chattered. Fingers trembled. No one quite met each other’s eyes.
Hermione stared at hers. “Professor Lupin gave us chocolate too. Does it actually help?”
Cassian tilted his head, eyes flicking to Neville. “Mr Longbottom. Why do we eat chocolate?”
Neville blinked. “To, er… warm up?”
“Close,” Cassian said, “but no.”
He gestured with the rest of the bar. “Chocolate makes your brain cough up something called serotonin. It’s basically happiness in science form. Tastes better than trauma.”
Neville chewed his piece a little more thoughtfully.
Hermione frowned. “But… don’t Dementors suck out happiness? Wouldn’t chocolate just… make it worse?”
Cassian nodded. “Vampires suck your blood too, Miss Granger, but if one had its fangs in your neck, would your first concern be starving vampires or running out of blood? Body needs happiness to function.”
Hermione opened her mouth, paused, then shut it again.
Cassian stuffed the rest of the chocolate bar back into his pocket and turned toward the Shack.
“The hell are they doing that close to a school?” he muttered.
Bathsheda stepped beside him, wand still in hand. “Routine patrol, according to Fudge.”
He snorted. “Right. Because children make such a tempting target when they’re minding their own business with a bloody butterbeer.”
Cassian turned toward the kids, expression flat. “Alright. What are you doing so far from the village?”
Nobody rushed to answer. Four pairs of eyes suddenly discovered the fascinating texture of grass. Harry shuffled his feet. Neville picked at the corner of the chocolate. Ron coughed like that might distract him from the question entirely.
“No takers? Thought so.” Cassian sighed. Then turned to the twins. “You two showing them hidden exits now?”
Fred grinned, George perked up. “Professor R., you know them too?”
Cassian didn’t bother replying. He just pointed toward the path. “Get up. We’re going back.”
“Oh, and Potter?”
Harry glanced over. “Yeah?”
“Be ready for the backlash.”
Harry frowned. “What backlash?”
Cassian gave him a dry look. “I’m going to have a very grown-up conversation with Fudge about why soul-sucking prison guards are terrorising school children on their day off. He’ll retaliate by cancelling Hogsmeade weekends.”
Harry blinked. “Seriously?”
“And the whole castle,” Cassian went on, “will blame you.”
Harry groaned. “Brilliant.”
Cassian patted his shoulder like he was offering condolences. “Welcome to politics.”
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- Chapter 320 320: Like a Butterfly
- Chapter 319 319: Three Patronuses
- Chapter 318 318: Storm
- Chapter 317 317: Festive!
- Chapter 316 316: Change the World
- Chapter 315 315: Age of the Fine Bronze
- Chapter 314 314: Valley of Magic
- Chapter 313
- Chapter 312
- Chapter 311 311: Students vs Professors
- Chapter 310 310: Sword
- Chapter 309 309: Ashfal
- Chapter 308 308: Plague
- Chapter 307 307: Open Class
- Chapter 306 306: Double Wedding
- Chapter 305 305: Separation
- Chapter 304 304: Veil
- Chapter 303 303: Plans!
- Chapter 302 302: Gamble
- Chapter 301 301: Offer!
- Chapter 300 300: Bathael
- Chapter 299 299: Miracle
- Chapter 298 298: Death
- Chapter 297 297: Elder Wand
- Chapter 296 296: Sigh!
- Chapter 295 295: Lilies and Memories
- Chapter 294 294: Rage
- Chapter 293 293: Bark
- Chapter 292 292: Purge
- Chapter 291 291: Portal
- Chapter 290 290: Date!
- Chapter 289 289: Cabinet
- Chapter 288 288: It's a Date!
- Chapter 287 287: Space
- Chapter 286 286: Renunciation
- Chapter 285 285: Apparition
- Chapter 284 284: Revelio!
- Chapter 283 283: Staff
- Chapter 282 282: Goblins
- Chapter 281 281: Vault
- Chapter 280 280: Luck!
- Chapter 279 279: Moonspit and Romance
- Chapter 278 278: Cloak
- Chapter 277 277: Blood Curse and Talents
- Chapter 276 276: Amortal
- Chapter 275 275: Locket
- Chapter 274 274: WWW
- Chapter 273 273: Evil
- Chapter 272 272: Souls
- Chapter 271 271: Acclaim
- Chapter 270 270: Same Old Dread
- Chapter 269 269: Home
- Chapter 268 268: Curse and Worse
- Chapter 267 267: Self-Fulfilling
- Chapter 266 266: Child Soldier
- Chapter 265 265: Fury
- Chapter 264 264: Surprise!
- Chapter 263 263: Fight!
- Chapter 262 262: Hate
- Chapter 261 261: Family Reunion
- Chapter 260 260: Traitor
- Chapter 259 259: He'll Die!
- Chapter 258 258: The Real Dark Lord
- Chapter 257 257: Cheat
- Chapter 256 256: Exams
- Chapter 255 255: Career Advice
- Chapter 254 254: Prophecies
- Chapter 253 253: Shell
- Chapter 252 252: Drunk Phoenix
- Chapter 251 251: Choice
- Chapter 250 250: Winky
- Chapter 249 249: Wardnet
- Chapter 248 248: Past, Present and Future
- Chapter 247 247: Collection
- Chapter 246 246: Giant
- Chapter 245 245: Fire Eaters
- Chapter 244 244: Worry
- Chapter 243 243: Teacher
- Chapter 242 242: Tree
- Chapter 241 241: Duel!
- Chapter 240 240: Magic-tech?
- Chapter 239 239: CCL
- Chapter 238 238: Hem Hem
- Chapter 237 237: Insane!
- Chapter 236 236: Power the Dark Lord Knows Not
- Chapter 235 235: Proud
- Chapter 234 234: Drained
- Chapter 233 233: Compensate
- Chapter 232 232: Ritual
- Chapter 231 231: Portkey
- Chapter 230 230: Maze
- Chapter 229 229: Alive!
- Chapter 228 228: Targeted Teaching
- Chapter 227 227: Dread
- Chapter 226 226: Law
- Chapter 225 225: Second Task!
- Chapter 224 224: Justified Rage
- Chapter 223 223: Sick
- Chapter 222 222: Love Potion
- Chapter 221 221: Muffin
- Chapter 220 220: Double Date
- Chapter 219 219: DRAGONS!
- Chapter 218 218: Balls
- Chapter 217 217: Ancient Variant of an Ancient Variant?
- Chapter 216 216: The Tragic Courtship Display of the British Adolescent
- Chapter 215 215: First Task
- Chapter 214 214: Contract
- Chapter 213 213: Spy
- Chapter 212 212: Four Seasons
- Chapter 211 211: Napkin Tournaments
- Chapter 210 210: Champions!
- Chapter 209 209: Worth!
- Chapter 208 208: Guests!
- Chapter 207 207: Accio My Beloved!
- Chapter 206 206: H.E.A.R.T.
- Chapter 205 205: Shield
- Chapter 204 204: Acclimation
- Chapter 203 203: Hexing Students
- Chapter 202 202: Simple
- Chapter 201 201: Intent
- Chapter 200 200: Quintic-Magick Cup
- Chapter 199 199: The Bug!
- Chapter 198 198: Attack!
- Chapter 197 197: Warning!
- Chapter 196 196: Pet
- Chapter 195 195: Unwelcomed
- Chapter 194 194: Dread
- Chapter 193 193: Djinn
- Chapter 192 192: Wake and Heed My Command
- Chapter 191 191: Monsters!
- Chapter 190 190: Awake
- Chapter 189 189: Force
- Chapter 188 188: Politics
- Chapter 187 187: Without You!
- Chapter 186 186: Avada
- Chapter 185 185: Smile!
- Chapter 184 184: Immune
- Chapter 183 183: Freeze!
- Chapter 182 182: A Fool's Chronicles - It's April! Part 2 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 181 181: Moon
- A Fool’s Chronicles – It’s April! Part 2 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 180 180: Always
- Chapter 179 179: Ominous
- Chapter 178 178: A Fool's Chronicles - It's April! Part 1 (Read After Ch170)
- A Fool’s Chronicles – It’s April! Part 1 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 177 177: Rat
- Chapter 176 176: Love
- Chapter 175 175: Serious Howl
- Chapter 174 174: MWPP
- Chapter 173 173: Map
- Chapter 172 172: Patronus
- Chapter 171 171: Grim
- Chapter 170 170: Chimera
- Chapter 169 169: Cushions
- Chapter 168 168: Duel?
- Chapter 167 167: Praise
- Chapter 166 166: Headmasters
- Chapter 165 165: Forced!
- Chapter 164 164: Liar!
- Chapter 163 163: Druid
- Chapter 162 162: No
- Chapter 161 161: Damn You, Sirius Black!
- Chapter 160 160: Dementors!
- Chapter 159 159: Fear
- Chapter 158 158: Logic
- Chapter 157 157: Rewind!
- Chapter 156 156: Boggart
- Chapter 155 155: Cookie?
- Chapter 154 154: Crack
- Chapter 153 153: Mouse
- Chapter 152 152: Siriusly?
- Chapter 151 151: Foam
- Chapter 150 150: Events
- Chapter 149 149: Alternate Reality
- Chapter 148 148: Footpath
- Chapter 147 147: Ngaralu
- Chapter 146 146: Call!
- Chapter 145 145: Noctis
- Chapter 144 144: Summer
- Chapter 143 143: Power
- Chapter 142 142: Thief's Chronicle I - The Burden (Read After -Rowena vs Illiteracy-)
- Chapter 141 141: Dismissed
- Thief’s Chronicle I – The Burden (Read After -Rowena vs Illiteracy-)
- Chapter 140 140: Memory Wipe!
- Chapter 139 139: Dark
- Chapter 138 138: Riddle!
- Chapter 137 137: Chamber
- Chapter 136 136: Sacked
- Chapter 135 135: Creed
- Chapter 134 134: Valentine's
- Chapter 133 133: Ash
- Chapter 132 132: Favours
- Ch131- Sacked
- Ch130- Creed
- Ch129- Valentine’s
- Ch128- Ash
- Ch127- Favours
- Ch126- Spectacle-s
- Ch125- Shot!
- Ch124- Lost
- Ch123- Yule
- Ch122- Clue!
- Ch121- Parselmouth
- Ch120- Duel
- Ch119- Joy
- Ch118- Decision!
- Ch117- Blah Blah Law
- Ch116- Crack
- Ch115- Confess
- Ch114- Especially!
- Ch113- Rogue
- Ch112- Bird is the Word!
- Ch111- Parents
- Ch110- Damn You Lucius!
- Ch109- NO!
- Ch108- Daisy
- Ch107- Trust Me Bro, Click the Link
- Ch106- Hello, World!
- Ch105- Bad Decisions!
- Ch104- Wand!
- Ch103- Star!
- Ch102- Dragon Wakes!
- Ch101- Shrine
- Ch100- Meeting
- Ch99- Punch
- Ch98- Invest All!
- Ch97- Gate
- Ch96- Never Forget!
- Ch95- Forget!
- Ch94- Immortal Couple
- Ch93- Curse or Gift
- Ch92- Mob
- C- Between the Lines #3 – Rowena vs Illiteracy (Read After Ch 30)
- Ch91- Break
- Ch90- Temple
- Ch89- Family First
- Ch88- House-Visit
- Ch87- Bloody Rosier
- Ch86- Points
- Ch85- Play
- Ch84- The Obstacle
- Ch83- Would He?
- Ch82- Ignivolatus
- Ch81- Say It!
- Ch80- Wraith
- Ch79- Murder Forest
- Ch78- Summon
- Ch77- Comfortable
- Ch76- Bond!
- Ch75- Dragon?
- Ch74- Secrets
- Ch73- Erase!
- Ch72- Memory
- Curse Logs #1 – Marius Vale (Read After Ch 28)
- Ch71- Thief
- Ch70- Mirror
- Between the Lines #3 – Regulus vs Lucius(Read After Ch 58)
- Ch69- Crushing Defeat
- Ch68- Chess
- Ch67- Snow
- Ch66- Game On
- Ch65- Soaked
- Between the Lines #2 – Gryffindor vs Ghost (Read After Ch 56)
- Ch64- Leviosaaa!
- Ch63- Troll
- Ch62- Flawed
- Between the Lines #1 – Slytherin vs Badger (Read After Ch 56)
- Ch61- Tribute
- Ch60- Punishment
- Ch59- Fly!
- Ch58- Daddy!
- Ch57- A DAMN PEN!
- Ch56- WHY?!
- Ch55- The Greatest Creation!
- Ch54- Revenge!
- Ch53- Secrets?
- Ch52- Measure of Deterrence
- Ch51- New Year
- Ch50- Potter
- Ch49- Yoghurt
- Ch48- Return
- Ch47- Master Ji
- Ch46- SMELLS LIKE… LIES!
- Ch45- Extra
- Ch44- Türkiye
- Ch43- Troublesome Runes
- Ch42- Eureka
- Ch41- Pungent
- Ch40- Hot!
- Ch39- Gravitas
- Ch38- Serious?
- Ch37- A Rosier
- Ch36- Not That Name!
- Ch35- Staff Meeting
- Ch34- Somewhere Else
- Ch33- Age Line
- Ch32- Coward!
- Spells and Ancient Varriants
- Ch31- Academic Liabilities
- Ch30- Founders
- Ch29- Soooo…
- Ch28- New Professor
- Ch27- Magical Contraception
- Ch26- Mind Magic
- Ch25- Brand
- Ch24- Fjords
- Ch23- Brain Drills
- Ch22- Almost A Proper One
- Ch21- Collapse
- Ch20- Ancient Cave
- Ch19- Family
- Ch18- Bloody Historians
- Ch17- Curse
- Ch16- Surviving the Year
- Ch15- Bathsheda Babbling
- Ch14- Aromic Bomb
- Ch13- Selena Rosier
- Ch12- Softening Charm
- Ch11- Unerasable History
- Ch10- Kitchen
- Ch9- The Witch!
- Ch8- First Lesson
- Ch7- New Year Begins
- Ch6- Professor Rosier
- Ch5- Lucian Rosier
- Ch4- Teacher?
- Ch3- Lumos
- Ch2- List
- Ch1- Useless. Failure. A Joke!
- Character Images