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Bathsheda, Aurora, Septima, and Charity were spread out across Aurora’s floor, ankles tucked under them, surrounded by the soft chaos of pillows, snack tins, and one floating bottle of wine that kept drifting just out of reach.
“I got this carpet from Afghanistan last year,” Aurora said, tossing a handful of pistachios into a bowl. “Astronomy conference. Dust, goats, and one man who kept trying to read my palm between lectures.”
Septima ran her hand over the carpet’s edge, nodding. “Feels good.” Then, without missing a beat, “Did you get lucky with a star-master or not?”
Aurora threw a cushion at her face. “You’re all obsessed.”
Charity caught the pillow mid-air and hugged it. “That’s because you never deny it properly.”
“It’s because there’s nothing to deny,” Aurora muttered.
“Liar,” Bathsheda said, already swirling her glass. “I’ve seen the way you preen when we bring it up. Next thing you know, she’ll be casting constellations on her ceiling like a diary.”
“That was once,” Aurora snapped, red creeping up her cheeks.
Charity raised a brow. “Oh my god, it was real?”
Aurora pressed the heel of her hand to her forehead. “Merlin, you’re like students with a rumour. I can’t sneeze without someone asking if it’s symbolic.”
Septima laughed softly. “Everything’s symbolic when you’re an astronomer.”
“Only if you’re sentimental,” Aurora said, but the corner of her mouth twitched. “You’re impossible,” she muttered, and that only made them laugh harder.
Bathsheda leaned in, looking far too delighted. “Don’t change the subject. Who was he?”
“There was no he,” Aurora groaned, yanking the wine bottle down to refill her glass. “It was a bloody visual aid for the symposium.”
Septima nodded solemnly. “Ah yes. The ‘symposium.'”
Charity snorted. “Did your symposium kiss you goodnight too?”
“Do you want me to throw you off the tower?”
Bathsheda grinned. “Let her finish her drink first.”
Aurora made a dramatic show of drinking straight from the bottle.
Charity huffed into her wineglass. “I was actually hoping to meet a handsome professor here, but so far we’ve got an old eccentric headmaster, a lone wolf teaching Defence, who I’m reserving judgement on until the curse finishes with him, no disrespect to Flitwick, but he was like a father when I was a student, Hagrid, bless him, too obsessed with anything that’s not human… and Snape.”
Aurora choked on her pistachios. “Wow.”
“Don’t ‘wow’ me,” Charity muttered. “You’ve seen the staffroom.”
Bathsheda grinned. “She’s not wrong.”
“Snape doesn’t even react unless it’s to sneer,” Charity went on. “He talks like we’re all beneath his quill.”
“Technically, we are,” Septima said. “He’s Head of House.”
“That man hasn’t smiled since the Goblin Rebellion,” Charity snapped. “And even then, only because it ended with blood.”
Aurora snorted. “I think your bar might be a little high.”
“I’m not asking for much!” Charity threw a peanut at the floating wine bottle. It missed. “Just a man with working knees, minimal curses in his past, and a sense of humour.”
Bathsheda leaned back, swirling her glass. “That rules out every professor except Rosier.”
“Well, he is taken,” Septima said, and all three of them groaned in unison.
Bathsheda didn’t even try to hold it in. She threw her arms up like she’d just won the bloody Triwizard Cup. “He’s taken. By me, thank you very much!” She flopped back on the bed with a theatrical grin. “Merlin, that felt good to say out loud.”
Aurora sipped her wine, unimpressed. “You’ve been saying it out loud for years. Every staff meeting, three corridors, and once in the owlery.”
Septima let out a sigh and sank deeper into the cushion, melting into it. “I was hopeful with Lockhart. Who knew he was a fraud.”
Aurora snorted. “Everyone who spent more than ten minutes near the man. Or read his books with both eyes open.”
Charity tilted her head. “Still shocks me. How did no one notice for that long?”
“Too busy being charmed by his teeth,” Aurora muttered. “Or too thick to question a man who wrote about taming Banshees with his singing voice. We knew the moment he walked into the staff meeting last year.”
“He did sparkle a bit,” Septima added, mostly to herself.
Aurora made a face. “He wore lilac dragonhide boots in May. Indoors. Should’ve known when he asked if the basilisk was French,”
Charity blinked. “Wait, he said that?”
“First staff meeting. Said the name sounded continental.”
Septima reached lazily for the floating wine. “We can thank Rosier for exposing him. He made a list. Every single one of Lockhart’s claimed achievements, matched them to the real people who’d done the work. Well, everyone except the Feng Shui Marauder. Heard that one’s still a mystery. Not blaming though.”
She shivered, pulling her robes tighter. “That man… never mind. I don’t even want to name him.”
“Marauder aside…” Aurora nodded. “He cross-referenced texts, tracked citations, dug up the original interviews. Even managed to find the bloke who actually cured that entire village of cursed canaries. Turns out it was just some poor Irish hedge-witch and a stick of salt.”
“He found everything,” Septima added. “Even the bad translations.”
Charity’s face lit up. “I read that. It was brilliant. Neat as anything. Proper takedown.”
“Gave the credit to everyone who’d been Obliviated, too,” Aurora said. “Sent copies to the board.”
Septima hummed. “That’s the kind of revenge I like. Boring. Scholarly. Irrefutable.”
Bathsheda grinned. “It was the footnotes that killed him.”
Aurora raised her glass. “To footnotes.”
Glasses clinked.
“The board nearly fainted,” Bathsheda said with relish. “Half of them thought Lockhart was untouchable, the other half were still buying his shampoo.”
Charity blinked. “He had a shampoo?”
“Branded,” Aurora said grimly. “Smelled like dragonfruit and fraud.”
Septima laughed, low and mean. “He should’ve marketed hubris instead. Stronger scent, lasts longer.”
“Cass told me he almost included a bibliography of Lockhart’s unpaid debts,” Bathsheda added. “Decided it would be unsporting.”
“That’s restraint,” Aurora said. “If I’d found that much evidence, I’d have printed it on posters.”
Septima reached for a peanut, popped it in her mouth, and added, “Remember his chapter on the Wailing Widow of Wrexham?”
Charity gave a little laugh. “Didn’t he say he seduced her ghost to silence?”
Aurora snorted. “She’s still haunting Wrexham, still wailing. Interviewed last year. Called him a ‘pompous man-pigeon with trousers too tight to trust.'”
“Too tight to trust,” Bathsheda repeated, cracking up.
Aurora sipped. “Now that’s a book I’d read.”
Septima leaned back, smirking faintly. “They printed it as a dramatic expose. ‘Lockhart’s Legacy: The Lies Beneath the Smile.'”
Aurora sighed. “You know what really annoyed me about him?”
“Everything?” Septima offered.
Aurora waved that off. “No. I mean, yes. But mainly, it made people think glamour was genius. That noise and sparkle meant knowledge.”
Bathsheda huffed, “That’s always been the trick, hasn’t it? Be loud enough, shine bright enough, and no one asks where you got your stories.”
“Until someone ruins the show,” Septima said.
“With grudge,” Aurora added.
Bathsheda raised her glass again. “To grudges.”
Charity tilted hers in answer. “And to professors with too much time on their hands.”
Aurora chuckled. “And too many receipts.”
***
Meanwhile, elsewhere in the castle…
McGonagall walked, back straight, bun tighter than most castle bolts. She was heading for Flitwick’s office. Just the usual Easter break ritual. When classes thinned out and students scattered like startled sheep, the professors had their own way of passing time. This week’s excuse, Interdepartmental Academic Review and Pedagogical Peer Reflection (read gossip).
When she arrived, Sprout was already planted in the armchair closest to the fire, boots off, feet up, and half a biscuit in her mouth.
“Oh, Minerva. Firewhisky?” Flitwick asked from where he stood on a stool behind the drinks trolley.
McGonagall didn’t pause. “Always.”
He poured three glasses, handing them out, then lowered himself into the high-backed chair with the sort of sigh that meant his knees had spent the whole day protesting the existence of staircases.
They drank.
First sip was fire, second was forgiveness.
McGonagall sat back, pinched the bridge of her nose and muttered, “If Trelawney asks me one more time if I’ve seen the signs of Saturn in Lupin’s hairline, I will hex her teacups into fine dust.”
“I’d pay to see that,” Sprout said cheerfully.
Flitwick chuckled into his glass. “Lupin’s still alive, then?”
“For now.”
“Hmm,” he mused, swirling the whisky. “Snape looked ready to boil him into broth the other night.”
Sprout reached for the biscuit tin. “Maybe he’s writing a book. On the Passive-Aggressive Potions Master: A Study in Brooding and Bad Lighting.”
McGonagall arched an eyebrow. “Chapter one: Why My Hairline Blames Gryffindor.”
Flitwick nearly choked. “That’s cruel.”
“Accurate,” Sprout said, taking another sip. “But cruel.”
She then leaned back and said, “What’s your take on Rosier?”
McGonagall didn’t answer right away. She swirled her glass. “Effective.”
“Mm,” Flitwick murmured. “Not the type what I expected from a Rosier.”
“He’s not his brother.”
“Not even close,” Sprout agreed. “Saw him give a Hufflepuff ten points for correcting his pronunciation on a cursed fungus.”
“That’s because he respects intelligence more than bloodlines,” McGonagall said. “It’s principle with him.”
Sprout bit into another biscuit. “He’s good with the kids. Not coddling. But fair. Even the Slytherins don’t flinch around him.”
“Cassian’s sharp,” Flitwick said after a moment. “Bit too sharp, maybe. Gets under the others’ skin. Especially Severus.”
McGonagall smiled thin. “That may be half the reason I like him.”
“What is the other?” Flitwick grinned.
Sprout gave a soft chuckle. “It’s the cheek, isn’t it?”
McGonagall didn’t rise to it. “He’s modern. Knows when to push. And when not to. That’s rare.”
Flitwick tilted his head. “He’s hiding something, though.”
McGonagall glanced at him. “Aren’t we all?”
“Mm. But his is recent.”
Sprout shrugged. “As long as it doesn’t end with another basilisk, I’m happy.”
There was a pause.
“Wouldn’t put it past Hogwarts,” Flitwick muttered.
McGonagall finished her whisky. “I’ll take a cursed ceiling over another Ministry investigation. One more owl from Fudge and I’ll transfigure his quill into a beetle and set it loose in his hair.”
Sprout snorted into her drink. “Can’t wait to see the Prophet headline for that one.”
McGonagall got up and reached for the bottle. “Refills?”
Three glasses clinked.
“Always.”
—
While this chapter might seem like it’s failing the Bechdel Test, that wasn’t the intention. In my simple mind, the chapter was following a straightforward opening to ending sequence, and since my limited brain cells fail the complexity check, I had to tie the conversation to the bits I wanted to reveal here, namely, what happened to Lockhart and his victims.
Aside from the participants, the chapter was really on Lockhart, his downfall, and how Cassian brought justice to the people he’d Obliviated. But yeah, I can see how my choice of characters in that setup could cause the misunderstanding. Thanks, and I hope this helps.
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- Chapter 275 275: Locket
- Chapter 274 274: WWW
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- Chapter 272 272: Souls
- Chapter 271 271: Acclaim
- Chapter 270 270: Same Old Dread
- Chapter 269 269: Home
- Chapter 268 268: Curse and Worse
- Chapter 267 267: Self-Fulfilling
- Chapter 266 266: Child Soldier
- Chapter 265 265: Fury
- Chapter 264 264: Surprise!
- Chapter 263 263: Fight!
- Chapter 262 262: Hate
- Chapter 261 261: Family Reunion
- Chapter 260 260: Traitor
- Chapter 259 259: He'll Die!
- Chapter 258 258: The Real Dark Lord
- Chapter 257 257: Cheat
- Chapter 256 256: Exams
- Chapter 255 255: Career Advice
- Chapter 254 254: Prophecies
- Chapter 253 253: Shell
- Chapter 252 252: Drunk Phoenix
- Chapter 251 251: Choice
- Chapter 250 250: Winky
- Chapter 249 249: Wardnet
- Chapter 248 248: Past, Present and Future
- Chapter 247 247: Collection
- Chapter 246 246: Giant
- Chapter 245 245: Fire Eaters
- Chapter 244 244: Worry
- Chapter 243 243: Teacher
- Chapter 242 242: Tree
- Chapter 241 241: Duel!
- Chapter 240 240: Magic-tech?
- Chapter 239 239: CCL
- Chapter 238 238: Hem Hem
- Chapter 237 237: Insane!
- Chapter 236 236: Power the Dark Lord Knows Not
- Chapter 235 235: Proud
- Chapter 234 234: Drained
- Chapter 233 233: Compensate
- Chapter 232 232: Ritual
- Chapter 231 231: Portkey
- Chapter 230 230: Maze
- Chapter 229 229: Alive!
- Chapter 228 228: Targeted Teaching
- Chapter 227 227: Dread
- Chapter 226 226: Law
- Chapter 225 225: Second Task!
- Chapter 224 224: Justified Rage
- Chapter 223 223: Sick
- Chapter 222 222: Love Potion
- Chapter 221 221: Muffin
- Chapter 220 220: Double Date
- Chapter 219 219: DRAGONS!
- Chapter 218 218: Balls
- Chapter 217 217: Ancient Variant of an Ancient Variant?
- Chapter 216 216: The Tragic Courtship Display of the British Adolescent
- Chapter 215 215: First Task
- Chapter 214 214: Contract
- Chapter 213 213: Spy
- Chapter 212 212: Four Seasons
- Chapter 211 211: Napkin Tournaments
- Chapter 210 210: Champions!
- Chapter 209 209: Worth!
- Chapter 208 208: Guests!
- Chapter 207 207: Accio My Beloved!
- Chapter 206 206: H.E.A.R.T.
- Chapter 205 205: Shield
- Chapter 204 204: Acclimation
- Chapter 203 203: Hexing Students
- Chapter 202 202: Simple
- Chapter 201 201: Intent
- Chapter 200 200: Quintic-Magick Cup
- Chapter 199 199: The Bug!
- Chapter 198 198: Attack!
- Chapter 197 197: Warning!
- Chapter 196 196: Pet
- Chapter 195 195: Unwelcomed
- Chapter 194 194: Dread
- Chapter 193 193: Djinn
- Chapter 192 192: Wake and Heed My Command
- Chapter 191 191: Monsters!
- Chapter 190 190: Awake
- Chapter 189 189: Force
- Chapter 188 188: Politics
- Chapter 187 187: Without You!
- Chapter 186 186: Avada
- Chapter 185 185: Smile!
- Chapter 184 184: Immune
- Chapter 183 183: Freeze!
- Chapter 182 182: A Fool's Chronicles - It's April! Part 2 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 181 181: Moon
- A Fool’s Chronicles – It’s April! Part 2 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 180 180: Always
- Chapter 179 179: Ominous
- Chapter 178 178: A Fool's Chronicles - It's April! Part 1 (Read After Ch170)
- A Fool’s Chronicles – It’s April! Part 1 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 177 177: Rat
- Chapter 176 176: Love
- Chapter 175 175: Serious Howl
- Chapter 174 174: MWPP
- Chapter 173 173: Map
- Chapter 172 172: Patronus
- Chapter 171 171: Grim
- Chapter 170 170: Chimera
- Chapter 169 169: Cushions
- Chapter 168 168: Duel?
- Chapter 167 167: Praise
- Chapter 166 166: Headmasters
- Chapter 165 165: Forced!
- Chapter 164 164: Liar!
- Chapter 163 163: Druid
- Chapter 162 162: No
- Chapter 161 161: Damn You, Sirius Black!
- Chapter 160 160: Dementors!
- Chapter 159 159: Fear
- Chapter 158 158: Logic
- Chapter 157 157: Rewind!
- Chapter 156 156: Boggart
- Chapter 155 155: Cookie?
- Chapter 154 154: Crack
- Chapter 153 153: Mouse
- Chapter 152 152: Siriusly?
- Chapter 151 151: Foam
- Chapter 150 150: Events
- Chapter 149 149: Alternate Reality
- Chapter 148 148: Footpath
- Chapter 147 147: Ngaralu
- Chapter 146 146: Call!
- Chapter 145 145: Noctis
- Chapter 144 144: Summer
- Chapter 143 143: Power
- Chapter 142 142: Thief's Chronicle I - The Burden (Read After -Rowena vs Illiteracy-)
- Chapter 141 141: Dismissed
- Thief’s Chronicle I – The Burden (Read After -Rowena vs Illiteracy-)
- Chapter 140 140: Memory Wipe!
- Chapter 139 139: Dark
- Chapter 138 138: Riddle!
- Chapter 137 137: Chamber
- Chapter 136 136: Sacked
- Chapter 135 135: Creed
- Chapter 134 134: Valentine's
- Chapter 133 133: Ash
- Chapter 132 132: Favours
- Ch131- Sacked
- Ch130- Creed
- Ch129- Valentine’s
- Ch128- Ash
- Ch127- Favours
- Ch126- Spectacle-s
- Ch125- Shot!
- Ch124- Lost
- Ch123- Yule
- Ch122- Clue!
- Ch121- Parselmouth
- Ch120- Duel
- Ch119- Joy
- Ch118- Decision!
- Ch117- Blah Blah Law
- Ch116- Crack
- Ch115- Confess
- Ch114- Especially!
- Ch113- Rogue
- Ch112- Bird is the Word!
- Ch111- Parents
- Ch110- Damn You Lucius!
- Ch109- NO!
- Ch108- Daisy
- Ch107- Trust Me Bro, Click the Link
- Ch106- Hello, World!
- Ch105- Bad Decisions!
- Ch104- Wand!
- Ch103- Star!
- Ch102- Dragon Wakes!
- Ch101- Shrine
- Ch100- Meeting
- Ch99- Punch
- Ch98- Invest All!
- Ch97- Gate
- Ch96- Never Forget!
- Ch95- Forget!
- Ch94- Immortal Couple
- Ch93- Curse or Gift
- Ch92- Mob
- C- Between the Lines #3 – Rowena vs Illiteracy (Read After Ch 30)
- Ch91- Break
- Ch90- Temple
- Ch89- Family First
- Ch88- House-Visit
- Ch87- Bloody Rosier
- Ch86- Points
- Ch85- Play
- Ch84- The Obstacle
- Ch83- Would He?
- Ch82- Ignivolatus
- Ch81- Say It!
- Ch80- Wraith
- Ch79- Murder Forest
- Ch78- Summon
- Ch77- Comfortable
- Ch76- Bond!
- Ch75- Dragon?
- Ch74- Secrets
- Ch73- Erase!
- Ch72- Memory
- Curse Logs #1 – Marius Vale (Read After Ch 28)
- Ch71- Thief
- Ch70- Mirror
- Between the Lines #3 – Regulus vs Lucius(Read After Ch 58)
- Ch69- Crushing Defeat
- Ch68- Chess
- Ch67- Snow
- Ch66- Game On
- Ch65- Soaked
- Between the Lines #2 – Gryffindor vs Ghost (Read After Ch 56)
- Ch64- Leviosaaa!
- Ch63- Troll
- Ch62- Flawed
- Between the Lines #1 – Slytherin vs Badger (Read After Ch 56)
- Ch61- Tribute
- Ch60- Punishment
- Ch59- Fly!
- Ch58- Daddy!
- Ch57- A DAMN PEN!
- Ch56- WHY?!
- Ch55- The Greatest Creation!
- Ch54- Revenge!
- Ch53- Secrets?
- Ch52- Measure of Deterrence
- Ch51- New Year
- Ch50- Potter
- Ch49- Yoghurt
- Ch48- Return
- Ch47- Master Ji
- Ch46- SMELLS LIKE… LIES!
- Ch45- Extra
- Ch44- Türkiye
- Ch43- Troublesome Runes
- Ch42- Eureka
- Ch41- Pungent
- Ch40- Hot!
- Ch39- Gravitas
- Ch38- Serious?
- Ch37- A Rosier
- Ch36- Not That Name!
- Ch35- Staff Meeting
- Ch34- Somewhere Else
- Ch33- Age Line
- Ch32- Coward!
- Spells and Ancient Varriants
- Ch31- Academic Liabilities
- Ch30- Founders
- Ch29- Soooo…
- Ch28- New Professor
- Ch27- Magical Contraception
- Ch26- Mind Magic
- Ch25- Brand
- Ch24- Fjords
- Ch23- Brain Drills
- Ch22- Almost A Proper One
- Ch21- Collapse
- Ch20- Ancient Cave
- Ch19- Family
- Ch18- Bloody Historians
- Ch17- Curse
- Ch16- Surviving the Year
- Ch15- Bathsheda Babbling
- Ch14- Aromic Bomb
- Ch13- Selena Rosier
- Ch12- Softening Charm
- Ch11- Unerasable History
- Ch10- Kitchen
- Ch9- The Witch!
- Ch8- First Lesson
- Ch7- New Year Begins
- Ch6- Professor Rosier
- Ch5- Lucian Rosier
- Ch4- Teacher?
- Ch3- Lumos
- Ch2- List
- Ch1- Useless. Failure. A Joke!
- Character Images