Chapter 221 221: Muffin
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- Chapter 221 221: Muffin
As the date for the second task crept closer, Hogwarts turned into a loud, chaotic bazaar of advice-giving and bad guesses.
Last year, Cassian had let students set up little shopfronts in the Duelling Club to sell anything mildly useful or questionably legal. They’d started building stalls by the first week. Tables stacked with potion jars, hand-painted banners, magical pastry stands.
Tracey had trays of hand-pies balanced on an old trophy stand, lemon twists and apple pies vanishing faster than she could restock them. Hannah had set up a broom-polishing stall next to her, and you could spot a few Fourth Years dragging in Cleansweeps looking embarrassed but desperate. Neville’s table had potted shrubs behaving suspiciously, with a hand-written sign that read “Exam-Enhancing Aromatics” and something underneath scratched out.
The twins had brought chaos in its purest form. Their table was a fortress of joke items, loud, slightly illegal, and rigged with a prank security charm that had already exploded in three colours.
Cassian and Bathsheda sat watching it all from a pair of conjured armchairs near the fire, paper plates on their laps.
“Tracey’s gotten better,” Bathsheda said, eating around a chunk of apple pie.
“She’s moved from ‘accidental combustion’ to ‘actually edible,’ yes,” Cassian agreed, sipping from the delicate little cup Mingyu had handed him.
Mingyu had decided he rather liked Hogwarts and opened a tea stand in his free time. No banner, just a line of teapots and a handwritten note: Fortune-telling only on Thursdays. You bring your own leaves. Word was, he met with Fleur over a tea too.
Cassian took another sip. “Is this the flower one that smells like rain?”
“Yes.” Bathsheda took his cup, drank half, and passed it back.
Cassian sipped. “Still don’t understand how this tastes like bloody clarity.”
Bathsheda raised an eyebrow. “Because you drink sludge the rest of the time.”
Footsteps clicked down the stone steps, shiny boots, dark robes, a heavy accent. A boy walked straight to Hermione’s desk where her candle flickered beside a word carved onto parchment: Knowledge. Just knowledge. Apparently, that was enough. And she was offering it freely.
The boy stopped in front of it and placed a slim book on the table. French title, crisp spine.
“I look for methods of breathing underwater,” he said, “I enjoy underwater… sightseeing.”
Hermione blinked at him. “You’re… sightseeing the lake?”
“I like squid,” he said. Then added, with a very slight shrug, “And other things.”
She glanced down at the book. “That’s not a bribe, is it?”
“Donation,” he said, entirely too smooth.
Hermione closed her eyes. She didn’t need long. Her memory already bordered on terrifying, and after Occlumency training, it had turned razor-sharp. Eidetic, by her own claim. She hummed softly.
“I know three ways to breathe underwater. First, Bubble-Head Charm. It’s straightforward. Keeps a pocket of air around your head. But if you lose focus or get hit mid-spell, it can turn dangerous very easily.”
The boy nodded slowly.
“Second, partial Transfiguration. But it’s extremely risky. You need precision, and it’s painful if you botch it. Very painful.”
He gulped at that.
“Third, plants. Some allow underwater breathing. I’ve read about them, but I’ve never used any myself.” She glanced to the side. “Longbottom might know more.”
Neville looked up from his table, blinking.
Hermione pointed at him.
“Ask him.”
The boy raised his head politely. “Thank you. Appreciate the help. That book is about rural French spells. They’re not widely used. You might find them useful.”
Hermione lit up. “Thank you.”
He gave her a quick nod and headed for Neville. “You are expert with aquatic plants?”
Neville looked up from his table, smiling wide. “Yeah. Sort of.”
Before he could say more, two girls from Uagadou appeared behind the French boy. One had a scroll tucked under her arm.
“We’re interested too,” she said.
They glanced at Hermione. “Sorry, we overheard. Here’s our donation.”
Hermione blinked as they held out the scroll. “You don’t have to…”
The other girl smiled, pressing it into her hands. “Basic earth-sensing spells. From home.”
Hermione looked like someone had handed her the secret to life. “This is… incredible. Thank you.”
Neville cleared his throat, lifting a pot with a familiar, thick-stemmed plant inside. “I’ve got Gillyweed. It’s what most people use underwater.”
The French boy tilted his head.
“You eat it just before you dive. It lets you breathe water, gives you gills, your hands and feet web for better aquatic maneuver. It’s weird, but it works. Doesn’t last long, though. Maybe an hour. Depends on the batch.”
He set the pot back down. “I sell small portions, but it’s best used fresh. I’d recommend ordering three days before you need it. When will you use it?”
The boy raised a brow. Hesitated.
One of the Uagadou girls leaned in a bit, clearly not thrilled about sharing. “About four weeks.”
Neville nodded. “That’s plenty of time. But if you haven’t used it before, you should practise. Feels… wrong, the first time. Like you’re choking. Your body panics. Takes getting used to.”
Cassian grinned into his teacup. “Look at him, selling like a pro.”
Bathsheda gave a soft hum of agreement. “And actually knows what he’s talking about.”
They both knew exactly what this was. These were Champions friends, runners sent to gather what their schools couldn’t ask outright.
And judging by the growing trickle of foreign students lingering near Hermione’s desk or drifting toward Neville’s stand, word was getting around.
Cassian leaned back in his chair. “Think I should start charging booth fees?”
Bathsheda sipped his tea. “Only if you want a riot.”
Hearing the conversation, the twins perked up at once.
“Here!” one of them called, both springing to their feet behind a stall that looked half-legal. “We’ve got underwater breathing tools! Also got extendable ears, perfect for eavesdropping! And loads of other things that may or may not explode!”
The French boy scratched his nose, barely glancing their way. “Sorry. Tools won’t work.”
Fred and George slumped, deflated at once.
Ginny stepped forward from behind, brushing off her hands. “Still have plenty of other items. Come have a look. No obligations, except to fun.”
Luna trailed after, holding a box full of glittery pins that had absolutely no advertised function in one hand, a stack of The Quibbler in the other. “We have newspapers too!”
Fleur stood beside Mingyu, arms crossed as she watched the interaction with a faint curl to her lips. Mingyu leaned against a post, sipping something floral from his own teacup. She offered Fleur another, “Drink more, babe.”
Fleur was too busy listening to the conversation, so Mingyu pushed the cup further, “Babe. Drink more.”
She smiled, taking the cup, “Thank you.”
Cedric appeared with Harry at some point, both walking side by side to a booth still being cleared. Cassian squinted toward them. “Oh.”
He leaned forward slightly, interest piqued. Didn’t realise those two got on.
Cedric set down a thick folder and propped up a small banner. Neat handwriting spelled out: Homework from Year 1 to 5 – Organised, Marked, Vetted.
Harry slouched next to him, hands in pockets, not doing much of the advertising.
Bathsheda sighed into her cup. “Are they selling homeworks?”
Cassian gave a one-shouldered shrug. “For reference, maybe. Educational enlightenment through recycled effort.”
Ginny caught sight of the banner and squinted. “That’s cheating, isn’t it?”
“No,” Cassian called lightly. “It’s collaborative learning. Just poorly disguised.”
Bathsheda raised an eyebrow at him.
He sipped his tea. “They’ll learn something eventually. If not academically, then economically.”
Across the room, a second-year was already creeping toward the stall, head ducked like he was casing a black-market deal.
Fred popped up behind the booth, clearly inspecting the setup. “Oi, you charging in galleons or secrets?”
Cedric didn’t look up. “Standard coin. And no, I’m not giving you a discount.”
George emerged beside him. “What if we pay in riddles?”
“You’ll get a riddle back,” Harry muttered.
Cassian smirked. “That’s the spirit, Potter. Just make sure none of it’s in your handwriting.”
Harry gave a vague thumbs up, clearly resigned.
Cassian raised an eyebrow. “How’d you two end up as partners?”
Cedric gave a shrug. “Professor Moody asked if I could help Harry with his homework.”
Harry nodded. “Then he joked Cedric’s handwriting was so neat, he could sell the lot. So we… did.”
Cassian frowned. “Odd pairing. You two barely talked before.”
Cedric glanced at Harry. “It started with that, and continued with Quidditch. Potter is a great Seeker.”
Harry smiled. “He’s alright. Doesn’t treat me like I’ve got a bomb under my bed.”
“High bar,” Cassian muttered. Then waved a hand. “Right. Carry on with your capitalism.”
He dropped into the chair beside Bathsheda again. She watched him, brows drawn slightly.
“What’s wrong?”
Cassian opened his mouth, about to answer, “Blueberry muffins!” Pansy declared, cutting in as she set down a small plate with the flourish of a potion reveal. “Tracey’s new experiment. She said if you don’t die, she can start selling them.”
Cassian gave the muffin a look. “Did she specify how long I need to survive for it to count?”
Pansy shrugged. “I think an hour? She was vague.” Then she skipped off, already hawking a tray of ginger scones to a pack of Ravenclaws.
Bathsheda nudged the plate closer. “Could be worse. At least it’s not her beetroot cupcakes again.”
Cassian broke off a piece, gave it a sniff. Looked normal. Which, frankly, was suspicious. He ate it anyway.
“Alright?” Bathsheda asked.
He chewed. Swallowed. “I’ve had worse. Still not entirely convinced it’s not cursed.”
She took one for herself, broke it in half. “So?”
“It’s the Diggory thing,” he said in a whisper. “Him and Potter.”
Bathsheda raised a brow, muffin forgotten. “Maybe Moody is playing matchmaker because he’s bored,” she offered.
“Moody doesn’t get bored.” Cassian sighed through his nose. “Or maybe it’s nothing, and I’ve officially gone round the bend.”
Bathsheda leaned in, smirking faintly. “You passed that bend months ago.”
He took another bite. “Fair.”
Neville had begun explaining Gillyweed’s digestive properties to a very concerned Beauxbatons student. Cassian watched them, half-listening, hand resting absently near the teacup.
Something about the way things lined up lately, it scratched at the back of his skull. He didn’t like it.
The muffin, however, was growing on him.
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- Chapter 275 275: Locket
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- Chapter 272 272: Souls
- Chapter 271 271: Acclaim
- Chapter 270 270: Same Old Dread
- Chapter 269 269: Home
- Chapter 268 268: Curse and Worse
- Chapter 267 267: Self-Fulfilling
- Chapter 266 266: Child Soldier
- Chapter 265 265: Fury
- Chapter 264 264: Surprise!
- Chapter 263 263: Fight!
- Chapter 262 262: Hate
- Chapter 261 261: Family Reunion
- Chapter 260 260: Traitor
- Chapter 259 259: He'll Die!
- Chapter 258 258: The Real Dark Lord
- Chapter 257 257: Cheat
- Chapter 256 256: Exams
- Chapter 255 255: Career Advice
- Chapter 254 254: Prophecies
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- Chapter 250 250: Winky
- Chapter 249 249: Wardnet
- Chapter 248 248: Past, Present and Future
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- Chapter 243 243: Teacher
- Chapter 242 242: Tree
- Chapter 241 241: Duel!
- Chapter 240 240: Magic-tech?
- Chapter 239 239: CCL
- Chapter 238 238: Hem Hem
- Chapter 237 237: Insane!
- Chapter 236 236: Power the Dark Lord Knows Not
- Chapter 235 235: Proud
- Chapter 234 234: Drained
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- Chapter 230 230: Maze
- Chapter 229 229: Alive!
- Chapter 228 228: Targeted Teaching
- Chapter 227 227: Dread
- Chapter 226 226: Law
- Chapter 225 225: Second Task!
- Chapter 224 224: Justified Rage
- Chapter 223 223: Sick
- Chapter 222 222: Love Potion
- Chapter 221 221: Muffin
- Chapter 220 220: Double Date
- Chapter 219 219: DRAGONS!
- Chapter 218 218: Balls
- Chapter 217 217: Ancient Variant of an Ancient Variant?
- Chapter 216 216: The Tragic Courtship Display of the British Adolescent
- Chapter 215 215: First Task
- Chapter 214 214: Contract
- Chapter 213 213: Spy
- Chapter 212 212: Four Seasons
- Chapter 211 211: Napkin Tournaments
- Chapter 210 210: Champions!
- Chapter 209 209: Worth!
- Chapter 208 208: Guests!
- Chapter 207 207: Accio My Beloved!
- Chapter 206 206: H.E.A.R.T.
- Chapter 205 205: Shield
- Chapter 204 204: Acclimation
- Chapter 203 203: Hexing Students
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- Chapter 199 199: The Bug!
- Chapter 198 198: Attack!
- Chapter 197 197: Warning!
- Chapter 196 196: Pet
- Chapter 195 195: Unwelcomed
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- Chapter 193 193: Djinn
- Chapter 192 192: Wake and Heed My Command
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- Chapter 190 190: Awake
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- Chapter 187 187: Without You!
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- Chapter 185 185: Smile!
- Chapter 184 184: Immune
- Chapter 183 183: Freeze!
- Chapter 182 182: A Fool's Chronicles - It's April! Part 2 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 181 181: Moon
- A Fool’s Chronicles – It’s April! Part 2 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 180 180: Always
- Chapter 179 179: Ominous
- Chapter 178 178: A Fool's Chronicles - It's April! Part 1 (Read After Ch170)
- A Fool’s Chronicles – It’s April! Part 1 (Read After Ch170)
- Chapter 177 177: Rat
- Chapter 176 176: Love
- Chapter 175 175: Serious Howl
- Chapter 174 174: MWPP
- Chapter 173 173: Map
- Chapter 172 172: Patronus
- Chapter 171 171: Grim
- Chapter 170 170: Chimera
- Chapter 169 169: Cushions
- Chapter 168 168: Duel?
- Chapter 167 167: Praise
- Chapter 166 166: Headmasters
- Chapter 165 165: Forced!
- Chapter 164 164: Liar!
- Chapter 163 163: Druid
- Chapter 162 162: No
- Chapter 161 161: Damn You, Sirius Black!
- Chapter 160 160: Dementors!
- Chapter 159 159: Fear
- Chapter 158 158: Logic
- Chapter 157 157: Rewind!
- Chapter 156 156: Boggart
- Chapter 155 155: Cookie?
- Chapter 154 154: Crack
- Chapter 153 153: Mouse
- Chapter 152 152: Siriusly?
- Chapter 151 151: Foam
- Chapter 150 150: Events
- Chapter 149 149: Alternate Reality
- Chapter 148 148: Footpath
- Chapter 147 147: Ngaralu
- Chapter 146 146: Call!
- Chapter 145 145: Noctis
- Chapter 144 144: Summer
- Chapter 143 143: Power
- Chapter 142 142: Thief's Chronicle I - The Burden (Read After -Rowena vs Illiteracy-)
- Chapter 141 141: Dismissed
- Thief’s Chronicle I – The Burden (Read After -Rowena vs Illiteracy-)
- Chapter 140 140: Memory Wipe!
- Chapter 139 139: Dark
- Chapter 138 138: Riddle!
- Chapter 137 137: Chamber
- Chapter 136 136: Sacked
- Chapter 135 135: Creed
- Chapter 134 134: Valentine's
- Chapter 133 133: Ash
- Chapter 132 132: Favours
- Ch131- Sacked
- Ch130- Creed
- Ch129- Valentine’s
- Ch128- Ash
- Ch127- Favours
- Ch126- Spectacle-s
- Ch125- Shot!
- Ch124- Lost
- Ch123- Yule
- Ch122- Clue!
- Ch121- Parselmouth
- Ch120- Duel
- Ch119- Joy
- Ch118- Decision!
- Ch117- Blah Blah Law
- Ch116- Crack
- Ch115- Confess
- Ch114- Especially!
- Ch113- Rogue
- Ch112- Bird is the Word!
- Ch111- Parents
- Ch110- Damn You Lucius!
- Ch109- NO!
- Ch108- Daisy
- Ch107- Trust Me Bro, Click the Link
- Ch106- Hello, World!
- Ch105- Bad Decisions!
- Ch104- Wand!
- Ch103- Star!
- Ch102- Dragon Wakes!
- Ch101- Shrine
- Ch100- Meeting
- Ch99- Punch
- Ch98- Invest All!
- Ch97- Gate
- Ch96- Never Forget!
- Ch95- Forget!
- Ch94- Immortal Couple
- Ch93- Curse or Gift
- Ch92- Mob
- C- Between the Lines #3 – Rowena vs Illiteracy (Read After Ch 30)
- Ch91- Break
- Ch90- Temple
- Ch89- Family First
- Ch88- House-Visit
- Ch87- Bloody Rosier
- Ch86- Points
- Ch85- Play
- Ch84- The Obstacle
- Ch83- Would He?
- Ch82- Ignivolatus
- Ch81- Say It!
- Ch80- Wraith
- Ch79- Murder Forest
- Ch78- Summon
- Ch77- Comfortable
- Ch76- Bond!
- Ch75- Dragon?
- Ch74- Secrets
- Ch73- Erase!
- Ch72- Memory
- Curse Logs #1 – Marius Vale (Read After Ch 28)
- Ch71- Thief
- Ch70- Mirror
- Between the Lines #3 – Regulus vs Lucius(Read After Ch 58)
- Ch69- Crushing Defeat
- Ch68- Chess
- Ch67- Snow
- Ch66- Game On
- Ch65- Soaked
- Between the Lines #2 – Gryffindor vs Ghost (Read After Ch 56)
- Ch64- Leviosaaa!
- Ch63- Troll
- Ch62- Flawed
- Between the Lines #1 – Slytherin vs Badger (Read After Ch 56)
- Ch61- Tribute
- Ch60- Punishment
- Ch59- Fly!
- Ch58- Daddy!
- Ch57- A DAMN PEN!
- Ch56- WHY?!
- Ch55- The Greatest Creation!
- Ch54- Revenge!
- Ch53- Secrets?
- Ch52- Measure of Deterrence
- Ch51- New Year
- Ch50- Potter
- Ch49- Yoghurt
- Ch48- Return
- Ch47- Master Ji
- Ch46- SMELLS LIKE… LIES!
- Ch45- Extra
- Ch44- Türkiye
- Ch43- Troublesome Runes
- Ch42- Eureka
- Ch41- Pungent
- Ch40- Hot!
- Ch39- Gravitas
- Ch38- Serious?
- Ch37- A Rosier
- Ch36- Not That Name!
- Ch35- Staff Meeting
- Ch34- Somewhere Else
- Ch33- Age Line
- Ch32- Coward!
- Spells and Ancient Varriants
- Ch31- Academic Liabilities
- Ch30- Founders
- Ch29- Soooo…
- Ch28- New Professor
- Ch27- Magical Contraception
- Ch26- Mind Magic
- Ch25- Brand
- Ch24- Fjords
- Ch23- Brain Drills
- Ch22- Almost A Proper One
- Ch21- Collapse
- Ch20- Ancient Cave
- Ch19- Family
- Ch18- Bloody Historians
- Ch17- Curse
- Ch16- Surviving the Year
- Ch15- Bathsheda Babbling
- Ch14- Aromic Bomb
- Ch13- Selena Rosier
- Ch12- Softening Charm
- Ch11- Unerasable History
- Ch10- Kitchen
- Ch9- The Witch!
- Ch8- First Lesson
- Ch7- New Year Begins
- Ch6- Professor Rosier
- Ch5- Lucian Rosier
- Ch4- Teacher?
- Ch3- Lumos
- Ch2- List
- Ch1- Useless. Failure. A Joke!
- Character Images