Chapter 1: The Worst First Day Ever
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Chapter 1: The Worst First Day Ever
Whoosh.
The sound of wind whistling past her ears was the first thing she registered. Then came the frantic slapping of oversized, emerald-green leaves against her face.
Ahhhhhhh!
Thump.
Bai Yue hit the forest floor with a dull groan, her lungs momentarily forgetting how to function. She lay there for a second, staring up at a canopy so thick it looked like a solid roof of jade.
“Ouch…” she hissed, reaching up to scratch her head. Her fingers brushed against something soft. a flower? A twig? “What the hell?”
One minute—literally, one minute ago—she had been leaning in, eyes fluttering shut, about to finally kiss her long-time crush, Chen Jue. Then, the door to the cafe had burst open. A robber, a flash of steel, the deafening crack of a gunshot, and then……darkness.
“Waaaaaaaaaa!” Bai Yue scrambled into a sitting position, her eyes wide with terror. “Does that mean I’m dead? Am I a ghost? Is this the afterlife? Why is the afterlife so…..itchy?”
She looked down at herself and froze. She wasn’t wearing her favorite sundress anymore. Instead, she was wrapped in what looked like a primitive wrap-around top and a short skirt made of incredibly soft, dappled fur and hand-woven hemp fibers. It was rustic, strangely sturdy, and definitely not from the clearance rack at the mall.
“Your soul was transmigrated.”
A voice boomed, vibrating deep within her skull like a sub-woofer.
“AHHHHHHH!” Bai Yue shrieked, jumping three feet into the air.
“Don’t shout!” the voice hissed, sounding remarkably annoyed. “Unless you want to attract predators. This isn’t a city park.”
“Predators?!” Bai Yue whispered, her voice cracking. “Who are you? Where am I? Am I on a prank show?”
“Listen carefully,” the voice commanded. “I have brought your soul into the body of the villainess of this world. Her memories will soon slam into your head.”
“Ugh?! Why would you do that?!” she cried out, her hands flying to her hips. “I was about to get my first kiss! Take me back to Chen Jue! This instant, strange voice!”
“Quiettttttt,” the voice drawled. “I will explain later. For now, you have a mission: Find your cubs. Redeem yourself. If you fail, this world will reject your soul, and you’ll blink out of existence.”
“Cubs? What are you—ARGH!”
Before she could finish the sentence, it felt like someone had shoved a USB drive directly into her brain and hit ’Download All.’ A white-hot headache bloomed behind her eyes. Images flashed: a high-walled tribal village, a woman with a cruel smile throwing a bowl of hot soup at a servant, and three different, stunningly handsome men looking at her with nothing but pure, unadulterated loathing.
She saw the names: Bai Yue, the most beautiful and most hated “Rare Female” in the territory. Wait, they shared the same name!
She gasped, clutching her temples as the pain subsided into a dull throb. “I abandoned…..no, this body abandoned those beautiful children? And when their fathers are so handsome?! Is this girl insane? Who leaves a Snow Leopard and a Fox Lord for some guy who doesn’t even like her?”
The voice gave a low, dry chuckle. “I knew you would be perfect.”
“Hey, wait! What exactly are you? A god? A system? A hallucination caused by that gunshot?”
The voice began to answer, “I am the—” but it abruptly cut off.
Shuff-shuff.
The sound of rustling bushes nearby made Bai Yue’s blood run cold. “Hello? Voice? Hello?!”
Silence. The voice was gone.
“Great. Just great.”
Relying on years of experience running away from angry shopkeepers and gym teachers (she was surprisingly fast when she was being chased), Bai Yue didn’t wait to see what was in the bushes. She lunged for the nearest massive tree, her fingers finding grips in the bark with a strange, instinctual ease. In five seconds, she was perched on a sturdy branch ten feet up.
“Ha! Take that!” she whispered, looking down.
Two men emerged from the foliage. They weren’t human, not entirely. One had a mane of shocking white hair. The other had bright orange hair and pointed, furry ears that twitched at every sound.
“I could swear I heard the cursed one’s voice,” the orange-haired one, a fox beastman, muttered, his golden eyes scanning the ground.
The second one had scales dusting his cheekbones and a forked tongue that flickered out for a second. “She should be at the edge of the village, sulking. If she’s out here, she’s looking for trouble.”
They both looked up at the same time. Their eyes met Bai Yue’s.
“AHHHHH!” Bai Yue screamed.
“AHHHH! THE CURSED FEMALE!” the men screamed in unison.
They didn’t attack. Instead, they scrambled backward, looking like they had just seen a ghost. “She’s in the trees! She’s definitely possessed!” the snake beastman yelled, and they both bolted back into the forest as if their lives depended on it.
“I am not cursed! Argh!” Bai Yue shouted after them, feeling a bizarre sense of insult. “I……sigh. Hello? Voice? God? Deity? Anything?”
Nothing.
She sighed, leaning her head against the trunk. She needed to find those cubs, but where? The memories in her head began to shift, aligning with the landscape. Wait…..she knew this area. The original Bai Yue used to come here to spy on people. To be more specific, spy on hot beastmen! Before she became obsessed with the protagonist’s man.
“Wait… wait… this is the area where the elite beastmen come to bathe! There’s a hot spring right around…”
Just as she was leaning forward to get a better view, a head shot out from the flurry of leaves directly in front of her. A pair of intense, dark eyes locked onto hers.
“What exactly are you doing in my tree?” a deep, velvet voice asked.
“SCREECH!” Bai Yue’s hands slipped. Her grip failed, and gravity, her oldest enemy, took over.
As she plummeted toward the ground for the second time that day, her only thought was: I really hope this guy is a fast catcher.
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Chapters
- Chapter 189: The Road Home
- Chapter 188: The end of a journey
- Chapter 187: Home
- Chapter 186: The Goddess’s Reluctant Apology
- Chapter 185: Terrible Emotional Intelligence
- Chapter 184: Alone in the Green
- Chapter 183: Back to Square One
- Chapter 182: Black Mirror River
- Chapter 181: Memory Wipe
- Chapter 180: The Great Remembrance
- Chapter 179: Robbery
- Chapter 178: The Shaman’s Shop
- Chapter 177: Crashout
- Chapter 176: Hunt For The Truth
- Chapter 175: Prom Pickup
- Chapter 174: The Scholar’s Son
- Chapter 173: The Clumsy Scholar
- Chapter 172: The Fox Who Didn’t Know Why He Called
- Chapter 171: Vanilla Dreams
- Chapter 170: Old Scars and New Sparks
- Chapter 169: Talk Over Matcha
- Chapter 168: Urgent Calls
- Chapter 167: Stars, Suits, and the Tiny Terror
- Chapter 166: The Goddess takes a Gamble
- Chapter 165: The Golden Prince’s Fury
- Chapter 164: The Hollow Crown
- Chapter 163: Run Toward the Sunrise
- Chapter 162: Death
- Chapter 161: The Ice That Would Not Come
- Chapter 160: The Breaking
- Chapter 159: The Hunter becomes the hunted
- Chapter 158: Queen of Ashes
- Chapter 157: The Crate
- Chapter 156: Scariest Scout
- Chapter 155: Rui Xue Alone
- Chapter 154: Headcount
- Chapter 153: Canopy Crash
- Chapter 152: Going to the Jungles
- Chapter 151: Courage Beyond Measure
- Chapter 150: Assassins!
- Chapter 149: The Shadow of the Jade
- Chapter 148: An Unseen Threat
- Chapter 147: The Jade Jaguar
- Chapter 146: The River Snapper Ambush
- Chapter 145: The Agony of Being Nine and Fluffy
- Chapter 144: Who is Tao Zi?
- Chapter 143: Lessons Learned(The Hard Way)
- Chapter 142: The Burning Sky Arrives
- Chapter 141: A Mother’s Fury
- Chapter 140: The Butterfly Problem
- Chapter 139: Little Moon On The Run
- Chapter 138: A Woman Scorned
- Chapter 137: The Weight of Leaving
- Chapter 136: Mother of My Cub
- Chapter 135: The Sight Of You
- Chapter 134: The Red Panda makes a Cub
- Chapter 133: The Art of Courtship
- Chapter 132: Mo Xiao of Thousand Fang
- Chapter 131: Gu Gu says Yes!
- Chapter 130: The Woman Who Fed Everyone
- Chapter 129: A Very Small Panda
- Chapter 128: The Snake Who Slept Too Long
- Chapter 127: The Hole Problem
- Chapter 126: Tumbling Down
- Chapter 125: Blood and Snow
- Chapter 124: The Magnificent Battle
- Chapter 123: The Art of the Pout
- Chapter 122: The Cubs and the Burning Sky
- Chapter 121: The Burning Sky Loses A Baby
- Chapter 120: The Ice Queen’s Blush
- Chapter 119: Night with the Fox
- Chapter 118: The Intruders Get Roasted(literally)
- Chapter 117: Intruders!
- Chapter 116: The Festival
- Chapter 115: Alone Time with Zhao Yan
- Chapter 114: Flirting with The Dusty Old Dragon
- Chapter 113: The Grandma Chronicles
- Chapter 112: Run For Your Life!
- Chapter 111: The Dragon Who Did Not Want Friends
- Chapter 110: Not The Monster I Expected
- Chapter 109: Breakfast With the Storm
- Chapter 108: The Other Woman
- Chapter 107: Another Dragon Friend
- Chapter 106: Elder Emberglow’s Past
- Chapter 105: The Adventures of The Two Cubs
- Chapter 104: The Dragon King Has A Crisis
- Chapter 103: The Sky That Burns
- Chapter 102: The Stormcrown’s Catch
- Chapter 101: The Dragon King’s Decree
- Chapter 100: The Storm in the Clouds
- Chapter 99: Another Dragon
- Chapter 98: The Postpartum Gift Shop Explosion
- Chapter 97: Storm Dragon Stamina
- Chapter 96: The Return of the Dragon Prince
- Chapter 95: The Tiny Tyrant of Thousand Fang
- Chapter 94: It’s a She!
- Chapter 93: Little Zhen Wakes Up
- Chapter 92: The Arrival of Little Zhen
- Chapter 91: Let’s Have a Baby
- Chapter 90: The Ice Queen’s Forgiveness
- Chapter 89: Electric Boogaloo
- Chapter 88: The Grandmother Gauntlet
- Chapter 87: The Longest Night
- Chapter 86: Very Unsolicited Baby Names
- Chapter 85: Thousand Fang Game Day
- Chapter 84: The Council of Chaos
- Chapter 83: The Bear Who Should Have Stayed Hibernating
- Chapter 82: The Cursed, Cranky, Very Pregnant Female
- Chapter 81: The Fox Who Heard Everything
- Chapter 80: A Night With The Snow Leopard
- Chapter 79: Flee Before the Turkeys
- Chapter 78: The Lemon Heist Gone Wrong
- Chapter 77: My Pheromone Soap Ruined Everything (A Cultivation Memoir)
- Chapter 76: Aphrodisiac Soap
- Chapter 75: I Know What To Do!
- Chapter 74: Cornered by the Leopard Lord
- Chapter 73: Is Papa Eating Mama
- Chapter 72: So Long, Sparkly Dragons
- Chapter 71: Peace Was Never an Option
- Chapter 70: Walking Was a Mistake
- Chapter 69: The Mandatory Honeymoon of Doom
- Chapter 68: Tiān-Mìng Pops In to Drop the Horniest Quest Log of All Time
- Chapter 67: Zhāo Yàn vs. Han Shān: Territorial Tug-of-War
- Chapter 66: The Third Husband
- Chapter 65: You Can Not Banish Her!
- Chapter 64: Talk to Your Traumatized Husband First
- Chapter 63: The Great Fur-pocalypse
- Chapter 62: Debt is Paid
- Chapter 61: One Smile
- Chapter 60: Chemical Warfare
- Chapter 59: The Draconic Contract
- Chapter 58: Spite Over Sense
- Chapter 57: Almost...
- Chapter 56: The Golden Squatter
- Chapter 55: The Territorial Kiss
- Chapter 54: The Dragon Princess and The New Pet
- Chapter 53: The Incoming Hurricane
- Chapter 52: I Am Going To Bed
- Chapter 51: Another Attempted Murder
- Chapter 50: Moon-Whisker Weed
- Chapter 49: The Tears of a Tiger
- Chapter 48: Did I Break Him?
- Chapter 47: Flying Dropkicks
- Chapter 46: Two Knuckle-Knocks and a Broken Brain
- Chapter 45: The First Son
- Chapter 44: Caught in 4K
- Chapter 43: Smells Like Swamp Mud
- Chapter 42: Of Swamp Noodles and Skincare Routines
- Chapter 41: The Feral Mother Strikes Again!
- Chapter 40: The Three-Headed Toddler
- Chapter 39: Trial by Performance
- Chapter 38: Trial by Performance
- Chapter 37: The Dragon Who Unknotted Things
- Chapter 36: Monkey Cuddles
- Chapter 35: The Concept of Privacy
- Chapter 34: The Golden Meltdown
- Chapter 33: Cāng Jì’s Worst Nightmare
- Chapter 32: Welcome to Monkey Hell
- Chapter 31: Aggressive Relocation
- Chapter 30: Wake Up, Lazy Raccoon!
- Chapter 29: I Am an Alpha (Please Pat My Head)
- Chapter 28: Dying Whales and Evil Carrots
- Chapter 27: A Ripple In The Ice
- Chapter 26: How to Train Your Dragon (With Honey Cakes and Emotional Blackmail)
- Chapter 25: Three Trials
- Chapter 24: The Monkey King’s Revenge
- Chapter 23: Attack of the Cubs!
- Chapter 22: Riddles in the Morning
- Chapter 21: Hot Springs and Cold Glares
- Chapter 20: The Uninvited Guest
- Chapter 19: The Return of the Snow Leopard
- Chapter 18: The High-Altitude Hitchhiker
- Chapter 17: The Dragon’s Shadow
- Chapter 16: The Wrath of Gū Gū
- Chapter 15: Grandma’s Stick of Truth
- Chapter 14: Death by Star-Fruit: A Snake Twin Special
- Chapter 13: Squeaky Clean Demon
- Chapter 12: The Fox’s Bath Time
- Chapter 11: Judgement is Passed
- Chapter 10: Mama
- Chapter 9: The Wrath of the "Demon"
- Chapter 8: Make Snowball Smile
- Chapter 7: Firelight Trial
- Chapter 6: The Snake Twins!
- Chapter 5: The Mission of the Smile
- Chapter 4: The Contagious Giggle
- Chapter 3: The Snow Leopard’s Cold Shoulder
- Chapter 2: Good Kitty
- Chapter 1: The Worst First Day Ever