Chapter 65: You Can Not Banish Her!
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Chapter 65: You Can Not Banish Her!
“She must leave! Tonight! We must send the cursed female away!”
The exhausted voice of Elder Zhao echoed around the massive central fire of the Thousand Fang Tribe.
The women and cubs were tucked safely away in their huts, while the senior warriors and elders had gathered in a tight, highly stressed circle around the flames.
Elder Zhao aggressively pointed a clawed finger toward the direction of Bai Yue’s hut. “So much has gone wrong since she came back to us! Look at the state of our home!”
“I am looking,” Zhāo Yàn drawled, lounging on a large, moss-covered log. The Fox Lord had one leg crossed elegantly over the other. “And I see a village that is perfectly fine, save for a few ripped leaves and some bruised egos.”
“Bruised egos?!” Elder Zhao barked. He began counting on his gnarled fingers. “First, a horde of thieving, screaming monkeys! Then, a golden dragon falls from the sky and decides to live here! Then, she tries to suffocate us all with weaponized, boiling red water!”
The wolf elder paused to take a deep, wheezing breath. “And now? Now we have a second, even larger, much angrier dragon building a glowing palace on our lawn, AND a stampede of Horned Berserker-Mice! I am too old for this! My heart cannot take it anymore! She must be banished!”
“You shall do no such thing,” Zhāo Yàn snapped. His lazy demeanor vanished in an instant. The Fox Lord sat up straight, his eyes darkening in a way that made the surrounding warriors instinctively back away. “If you lay a single claw on my mate, I will personally ensure you never walk again, old man.”
Mo Cheng, father of the twins, hastily slithered forward, raising his hands in a placating gesture.
“Elders, please, let us not be hasty,” Mo Cheng pleaded, his slit-pupils darting nervously between the furious Fox Lord and the grumpy wolf. “She is chaotic, yes. But she is no longer the cruel female she once was. Need I remind you? She stood her ground and saved our cubs from the giant vultures. She saved my Shé Yì and Shé Èr.”
An elderly crane beastman, whose white feathers were completely ruffled with stress, clacked his long beak in sheer exasperation.
“And so?!” the crane elder squawked, throwing his long wings into the air. “She saved two snake kits, 3 panther cubs, one snow leopard cub, and in return, she brought TWO dragons to our doorstep! Two! The most powerful, arrogant, destructive beings in the celestial realm are currently using our village as a bickering ground! Not to talk of the mice! She must leave!”
While the fierce debate raged on, threatening to dissolve into an actual brawl, one person remained silent.
Han Shān sat on a smooth stone opposite the fire. The massive Snow Leopard Alpha had his muscular arms resting on his knees, his broad shoulders hunched forward.
He wasn’t really listening. The shouting of the elders, the purring of the Fox Lord, the exasperated sighs of Mo Xiao, it all faded into a dull, distant buzz.
Han Shān was staring blankly into the dancing orange flames, entirely lost in his own mind.
Earlier, when the squeaking doom had descended upon the clearing? She hadn’t run to save her own skin. She had dropped to her knees in the dirt, turning her fragile body into a physical shield to protect the cubs from the swarm.
Han Shān swallowed hard. A strange heat began to build rapidly in his chest, rising up his thick neck.
A deep, highly visible blush spread across Han Shān’s usually pale, icy cheeks. A tiny, incredibly rare, and somewhat goofy smile tugged at the corner of his stoic lips.
“What is so funny, snow leopard?”
The sharp, accusatory bark of Elder Zhao violently shattered Han Shān’s internal monologue.
Han Shān blinked, his glowing blue eyes snapping into focus. The entire circle of elders and warriors was staring at him. Zhāo Yàn had eyebrow arched, clearly having caught the massive, lovestruck blush on the ice block’s face.
Han Shān instantly dropped his smile, and he stood up, towering over the wolf elder.
“You will not banish her,” Han Shān rumbled. “She is the mother of my cub. She stays.”
“But Lord Han Shān!” the crane elder protested weakly. “The chaos—!”
“I said,” Han Shān ground out, his icy blue eyes darkening, “you won’t banish her. If you force her out of this village….we leave. I will pack my furs, I will take my son, and I will follow her. And you will lose the protection of the Northern Peaks forever.”
Zhāo Yàn smirked. “I second that motion. You banish my mate, and the Eastern Hills withdraws its alliance.”
Mo Xiao groaned loudly, burying his face in his massive hands. “By the Great Spirit, give me strength.”
The Panther Alpha looked at the elders. The elders looked at the two terrifying, fiercely protective husbands. They were a peaceful, moderately sized tribe,but if they lost the backing of two major Beastman Lords, they would be incredibly vulnerable.
But their sanity was also hanging by a very, very thin thread.
Elder Zhao let out a sigh, rubbing his gray temples.
“Fine!” the wolf elder groaned, throwing his hands up in defeat. “Fine! We will not permanently banish her! But we do not want her here right now! We need to sleep! We need a break from the dragons and the explosions!”
The elders looked at each other, engaging in a rapid, silent conversation of nods and desperate glances.
“Take her away,” the crane elder proposed, pointing a feathered wing at Zhāo Yàn and Han Shān. “Just take her and go somewhere else! For seven days. Or fourteen! Take her on a mating retreat! Take her hunting! Go forage in the deep valleys! We do not care what you do, just take the cursed female and leave the village for a week!”
“Yes!” Another snake beastman agreed eagerly. “Let the dragons get bored and leave! Let the mice settle down! Then you can come back!”
Zhāo Yàn’s ears flattened against his head. He gritted his teeth, visibly annoyed.
She had just kissed him, claiming him again. He wanted to take her back to his soft, comfortable, fur-lined hut. He wanted to spend the next week slowly seducing the blushing emale in the comfort of a warm bed. He did not want to drag her out into the humid, mosquito-infested wilderness for a mandatory, village-enforced camping trip!
“Tsk,” Zhāo Yàn hissed, his tails lashing angrily behind him. “You dare order a Lord of the Eastern Hills to sleep in the dirt like a common rogue?”
“It is for the good of the tribe, Fox,” Mo Cheng grunted, actually siding with the elders on this one. “Just take her to the hot springs. Take the red panda scholar too, since they are apparently having a reunion right now. Just…..give us a week of peace.”
“I refuse!” Zhāo Yàn snapped.
“WHO WANTS TO DARE BANISH BAI YUE?!”
Everyone jumped, spinning around.
Standing there, covered in soot, with his expensive golden robes still slightly chewed at the hem by the mice, was Cāng Jì. The Dragon Prince looked pissed.
He marched into the circle of elders, completely ignoring their terrified flinching. He pointed an accusatory finger directly at Elder Zhao’s nose.
“You primitive, flea-ridden dogs want to send her away?!” Cāng Jì shrieked. Are you out of your tiny, mud-filled minds?!”
“Prince Cāng Jì,” Mo Cheng tried to placate him. “It is just a temporary measure to—”
“I don’t care if it’s temporary!” Cāng Jì yelled. “If you banish Bai Yue, who is going to cook for my sister?! Do you honestly expect my sister to go back to eating raw, unseasoned river fish?! Do you want her to starve to death in this miserable ecosystem?!”
“If she goes on this ridiculous fourteen-day camping trip,” the Dragon Prince declared, crossing his arms stubbornly over his chest, “I am coming with her! And I am bringing my bowls!”
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Chapters
- Chapter 189: The Road Home
- Chapter 188: The end of a journey
- Chapter 187: Home
- Chapter 186: The Goddess’s Reluctant Apology
- Chapter 185: Terrible Emotional Intelligence
- Chapter 184: Alone in the Green
- Chapter 183: Back to Square One
- Chapter 182: Black Mirror River
- Chapter 181: Memory Wipe
- Chapter 180: The Great Remembrance
- Chapter 179: Robbery
- Chapter 178: The Shaman’s Shop
- Chapter 177: Crashout
- Chapter 176: Hunt For The Truth
- Chapter 175: Prom Pickup
- Chapter 174: The Scholar’s Son
- Chapter 173: The Clumsy Scholar
- Chapter 172: The Fox Who Didn’t Know Why He Called
- Chapter 171: Vanilla Dreams
- Chapter 170: Old Scars and New Sparks
- Chapter 169: Talk Over Matcha
- Chapter 168: Urgent Calls
- Chapter 167: Stars, Suits, and the Tiny Terror
- Chapter 166: The Goddess takes a Gamble
- Chapter 165: The Golden Prince’s Fury
- Chapter 164: The Hollow Crown
- Chapter 163: Run Toward the Sunrise
- Chapter 162: Death
- Chapter 161: The Ice That Would Not Come
- Chapter 160: The Breaking
- Chapter 159: The Hunter becomes the hunted
- Chapter 158: Queen of Ashes
- Chapter 157: The Crate
- Chapter 156: Scariest Scout
- Chapter 155: Rui Xue Alone
- Chapter 154: Headcount
- Chapter 153: Canopy Crash
- Chapter 152: Going to the Jungles
- Chapter 151: Courage Beyond Measure
- Chapter 150: Assassins!
- Chapter 149: The Shadow of the Jade
- Chapter 148: An Unseen Threat
- Chapter 147: The Jade Jaguar
- Chapter 146: The River Snapper Ambush
- Chapter 145: The Agony of Being Nine and Fluffy
- Chapter 144: Who is Tao Zi?
- Chapter 143: Lessons Learned(The Hard Way)
- Chapter 142: The Burning Sky Arrives
- Chapter 141: A Mother’s Fury
- Chapter 140: The Butterfly Problem
- Chapter 139: Little Moon On The Run
- Chapter 138: A Woman Scorned
- Chapter 137: The Weight of Leaving
- Chapter 136: Mother of My Cub
- Chapter 135: The Sight Of You
- Chapter 134: The Red Panda makes a Cub
- Chapter 133: The Art of Courtship
- Chapter 132: Mo Xiao of Thousand Fang
- Chapter 131: Gu Gu says Yes!
- Chapter 130: The Woman Who Fed Everyone
- Chapter 129: A Very Small Panda
- Chapter 128: The Snake Who Slept Too Long
- Chapter 127: The Hole Problem
- Chapter 126: Tumbling Down
- Chapter 125: Blood and Snow
- Chapter 124: The Magnificent Battle
- Chapter 123: The Art of the Pout
- Chapter 122: The Cubs and the Burning Sky
- Chapter 121: The Burning Sky Loses A Baby
- Chapter 120: The Ice Queen’s Blush
- Chapter 119: Night with the Fox
- Chapter 118: The Intruders Get Roasted(literally)
- Chapter 117: Intruders!
- Chapter 116: The Festival
- Chapter 115: Alone Time with Zhao Yan
- Chapter 114: Flirting with The Dusty Old Dragon
- Chapter 113: The Grandma Chronicles
- Chapter 112: Run For Your Life!
- Chapter 111: The Dragon Who Did Not Want Friends
- Chapter 110: Not The Monster I Expected
- Chapter 109: Breakfast With the Storm
- Chapter 108: The Other Woman
- Chapter 107: Another Dragon Friend
- Chapter 106: Elder Emberglow’s Past
- Chapter 105: The Adventures of The Two Cubs
- Chapter 104: The Dragon King Has A Crisis
- Chapter 103: The Sky That Burns
- Chapter 102: The Stormcrown’s Catch
- Chapter 101: The Dragon King’s Decree
- Chapter 100: The Storm in the Clouds
- Chapter 99: Another Dragon
- Chapter 98: The Postpartum Gift Shop Explosion
- Chapter 97: Storm Dragon Stamina
- Chapter 96: The Return of the Dragon Prince
- Chapter 95: The Tiny Tyrant of Thousand Fang
- Chapter 94: It’s a She!
- Chapter 93: Little Zhen Wakes Up
- Chapter 92: The Arrival of Little Zhen
- Chapter 91: Let’s Have a Baby
- Chapter 90: The Ice Queen’s Forgiveness
- Chapter 89: Electric Boogaloo
- Chapter 88: The Grandmother Gauntlet
- Chapter 87: The Longest Night
- Chapter 86: Very Unsolicited Baby Names
- Chapter 85: Thousand Fang Game Day
- Chapter 84: The Council of Chaos
- Chapter 83: The Bear Who Should Have Stayed Hibernating
- Chapter 82: The Cursed, Cranky, Very Pregnant Female
- Chapter 81: The Fox Who Heard Everything
- Chapter 80: A Night With The Snow Leopard
- Chapter 79: Flee Before the Turkeys
- Chapter 78: The Lemon Heist Gone Wrong
- Chapter 77: My Pheromone Soap Ruined Everything (A Cultivation Memoir)
- Chapter 76: Aphrodisiac Soap
- Chapter 75: I Know What To Do!
- Chapter 74: Cornered by the Leopard Lord
- Chapter 73: Is Papa Eating Mama
- Chapter 72: So Long, Sparkly Dragons
- Chapter 71: Peace Was Never an Option
- Chapter 70: Walking Was a Mistake
- Chapter 69: The Mandatory Honeymoon of Doom
- Chapter 68: Tiān-Mìng Pops In to Drop the Horniest Quest Log of All Time
- Chapter 67: Zhāo Yàn vs. Han Shān: Territorial Tug-of-War
- Chapter 66: The Third Husband
- Chapter 65: You Can Not Banish Her!
- Chapter 64: Talk to Your Traumatized Husband First
- Chapter 63: The Great Fur-pocalypse
- Chapter 62: Debt is Paid
- Chapter 61: One Smile
- Chapter 60: Chemical Warfare
- Chapter 59: The Draconic Contract
- Chapter 58: Spite Over Sense
- Chapter 57: Almost...
- Chapter 56: The Golden Squatter
- Chapter 55: The Territorial Kiss
- Chapter 54: The Dragon Princess and The New Pet
- Chapter 53: The Incoming Hurricane
- Chapter 52: I Am Going To Bed
- Chapter 51: Another Attempted Murder
- Chapter 50: Moon-Whisker Weed
- Chapter 49: The Tears of a Tiger
- Chapter 48: Did I Break Him?
- Chapter 47: Flying Dropkicks
- Chapter 46: Two Knuckle-Knocks and a Broken Brain
- Chapter 45: The First Son
- Chapter 44: Caught in 4K
- Chapter 43: Smells Like Swamp Mud
- Chapter 42: Of Swamp Noodles and Skincare Routines
- Chapter 41: The Feral Mother Strikes Again!
- Chapter 40: The Three-Headed Toddler
- Chapter 39: Trial by Performance
- Chapter 38: Trial by Performance
- Chapter 37: The Dragon Who Unknotted Things
- Chapter 36: Monkey Cuddles
- Chapter 35: The Concept of Privacy
- Chapter 34: The Golden Meltdown
- Chapter 33: Cāng Jì’s Worst Nightmare
- Chapter 32: Welcome to Monkey Hell
- Chapter 31: Aggressive Relocation
- Chapter 30: Wake Up, Lazy Raccoon!
- Chapter 29: I Am an Alpha (Please Pat My Head)
- Chapter 28: Dying Whales and Evil Carrots
- Chapter 27: A Ripple In The Ice
- Chapter 26: How to Train Your Dragon (With Honey Cakes and Emotional Blackmail)
- Chapter 25: Three Trials
- Chapter 24: The Monkey King’s Revenge
- Chapter 23: Attack of the Cubs!
- Chapter 22: Riddles in the Morning
- Chapter 21: Hot Springs and Cold Glares
- Chapter 20: The Uninvited Guest
- Chapter 19: The Return of the Snow Leopard
- Chapter 18: The High-Altitude Hitchhiker
- Chapter 17: The Dragon’s Shadow
- Chapter 16: The Wrath of Gū Gū
- Chapter 15: Grandma’s Stick of Truth
- Chapter 14: Death by Star-Fruit: A Snake Twin Special
- Chapter 13: Squeaky Clean Demon
- Chapter 12: The Fox’s Bath Time
- Chapter 11: Judgement is Passed
- Chapter 10: Mama
- Chapter 9: The Wrath of the "Demon"
- Chapter 8: Make Snowball Smile
- Chapter 7: Firelight Trial
- Chapter 6: The Snake Twins!
- Chapter 5: The Mission of the Smile
- Chapter 4: The Contagious Giggle
- Chapter 3: The Snow Leopard’s Cold Shoulder
- Chapter 2: Good Kitty
- Chapter 1: The Worst First Day Ever