Chapter 91: Let’s Have a Baby
(P.S: They’ve never met before, because Han Bing wasnt present during Hong Ye’s birth)
Hán Bīng’s eyebrow arched. “Ice queen?”
“It’s a compliment! You’re very regal! I’m very intimidated!” Wēn Jìng beamed, apparently not intimidated at all. “It’s so nice to meet you!”
Hán Bīng stared at her for a long moment.
Then her lips twitched again.
“You’re… not what I expected.”
“I get that a lot!” Wēn Jìng laughed. “Now come on, both of you! We have another baby to prepare for! And I brought snacks!”
She grabbed Bai Yue’s hand with one hand and Hán Bīng’s wrist with the other and began dragging them both toward the village.
Bai Yue looked at Hán Bīng.
Hán Bīng looked at Bai Yue.
For the first time, they shared an expression of complete, mutual understanding.
What just happened?
~
The walk back was… chaotic.
Wēn Jìng talked nonstop, about the journey, about the herbs in her basket, about the poems Yàn Shū had sent her, about how excited she was to meet the cubs, about how she missed her own son and grandson, about how she hoped the baby had Yàn Shū’s gentle nature but Bai Yue’s fighting spirit.
“She’s… a lot,” Bai Yue whispered to Hán Bīng.
“She’s like you” Hán Bīng whispered back. “Like you. Is this what your kind are like?”
“Some of us are calm!”
“Are you?”
“…No.”
“I thought so.”
By the time they reached the village clearing, the sun was beginning to set, painting the sky in shades of orange and gold.
The scene that greeted them was…..surprisingly peaceful.
The cubs were playing near the central fire. The husbands were…..hovering. Gū Gū was drinking tea and looking smug.
And Tiě Xióng was still sitting on his log, still being glared at by Mo Xiao.
“Wēn Jìng!” Yàn Shū’s voice cracked as he spotted his mother. He sprinted across the clearing, and crashed into her with enough force to knock them both over.
“My boy!” Wēn Jìng laughed, hugging him tightly. “My anxious, wonderful boy! Look at you! You look healthier! Happier! The poems didn’t do justice!”
“MOTHER, EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU.”
“Let them hear! I’m proud of you!”
Hán Bīng watched the reunion with an expression that was almost…..wistful.
Then Wēn Jìng was on her feet again, pulling Yàn Shū toward Hán Bīng.
“You must meet my son properly! Yàn Shū, this is Han Shān’s mother! Han Shān’s mother, this is my son! Isn’t he wonderful? He writes the most beautiful poems!”
Hán Bīng looked at Yàn Shū, who was turning maybe seventeen shades of red.
“You,” she said, “are the scholar.”
“Yes. I mean—yes, that’s—statistically, I am a scholar, yes—”
“He’s very smart,” Wēn Jìng interrupted proudly. “He gets it from me.”
“I thought you got lost coming here.”
“Smart doesn’t mean good with directions! They’re different skills!”
Hán Bīng stared at her for a moment.
Then she laughed.
It was quiet. Brief. But unmistakably a laugh.
“You’re absurd,” she told Wēn Jìng.
“I know! It’s my best quality!”
The evening passed in a blur of food, laughter, and the kind of chaotic family energy that Bai Yue had somehow, impossibly, come to love.
Wēn Jìng was indeed the calm one, in the sense that she was completely unflappable. Nothing fazed her. Not Hán Bīng’s icy glares. Not Gū Gū’s sharp tongue. Not the bear king sulking on his log. Not even the panther triplets climbing her like a tree.
“You’re so soft!” Miao Miao announced, patting Wēn Jìng’s cheeks. “Like Bai Yue, but older!”
“Thank you, tiny panther! You’re very soft too!”
“I know!”
Hán Bīng, meanwhile, had somehow acquired Ruì Xuě again. The snow leopard cub was showing her his “special pounce,” which involved jumping approximately three inches off the ground and landing in a heap.
“Did you see?!”
“I saw.” Hán Bīng’s voice was warm. “Excellent form.”
“REALLY?!”
“No. But you’ll improve.”
Ruì Xuě beamed anyway.
Bai Yue sat by the fire, watching it all, and felt her heart might actually burst.
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(So, another time skip! I don’t trust myself to not drag out this arc so! I’m skipping to when she has the child!)
Several Weeks Later
The village had settled into a new rhythm.
The grandmothers had established a peace, which meant they bickered constantly but no longer caused temperature fluctuations or spontaneous tea-related incidents.
Tiě Xióng had…..not left.
No one was happy about this. But he had stopped attacking people and had somehow become Mo Xiao’s permanent shadow, which everyone found deeply unsettling.
“He follows me now,” Mo Xiao had reported flatly. “He says I’m ’interesting.’ I don’t want to be interesting.”
“You’re very interesting,” Tiě Xióng had replied from behind him.
“GO AWAY.”
“No.”
And the baby?
Zhēn was…..ready.
Bai Yue could feel it. The weight. The pressure. The way her body had been sending increasingly urgent signals for the past twenty-four hours.
But tonight….tonight was the communal meal. Everyone was gathered around the central fire. The cubs were playing. The husbands were hovering. The grandmothers were arguing about naming traditions.
And Bai Yue was trying to eat.
She lifted a piece of roasted meat to her mouth.
Paused.
Frowned.
“The meat is fine,” Hán Bīng observed from across the fire. “Why are you making that face?”
“It’s not the meat.”
“Then what—”
Bai Yue’s eyes went wide.
The piece of meat dropped from her fingers.
“Uh.”
Everyone froze.
“Uh?” Han Shān repeated, already moving toward her. “What does ’uh’ mean?”
“Uh means—” Bai Yue grabbed her belly, her breath catching. “Uh means I think Zhēn is tired of waiting.”
The clearing went absolutely silent.
Then chaos.
“THE BABY IS COMING?!” Yòu Lín shrieked.
“THE BABY IS COMING!” Ruì Xuě echoed.
“EVERYONE CALM DOWN!” Gū Gū roared, brandishing her stick.
“I’M CALM!” Zhāo Yàn yelled, not calm at all.
“Statistically, we need—we need—I don’t know what we need!” Yàn Shū wailed.
Hán Bīng stood, ice forming at her feet. “Everyone. OUT. Now. We need space. We need hot water. We need—”
“I NEED TO PUSH,” Bai Yue interrupted through gritted teeth.
The grandmothers exchanged looks.
Gū Gū grabbed her stick.
Hán Bīng rolled up her sleeves.
Wēn Jìng smiled warmly.
“Let’s have a baby,” she said.
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Chapters
- Chapter 189: The Road Home
- Chapter 188: The end of a journey
- Chapter 187: Home
- Chapter 186: The Goddess’s Reluctant Apology
- Chapter 185: Terrible Emotional Intelligence
- Chapter 184: Alone in the Green
- Chapter 183: Back to Square One
- Chapter 182: Black Mirror River
- Chapter 181: Memory Wipe
- Chapter 180: The Great Remembrance
- Chapter 179: Robbery
- Chapter 178: The Shaman’s Shop
- Chapter 177: Crashout
- Chapter 176: Hunt For The Truth
- Chapter 175: Prom Pickup
- Chapter 174: The Scholar’s Son
- Chapter 173: The Clumsy Scholar
- Chapter 172: The Fox Who Didn’t Know Why He Called
- Chapter 171: Vanilla Dreams
- Chapter 170: Old Scars and New Sparks
- Chapter 169: Talk Over Matcha
- Chapter 168: Urgent Calls
- Chapter 167: Stars, Suits, and the Tiny Terror
- Chapter 166: The Goddess takes a Gamble
- Chapter 165: The Golden Prince’s Fury
- Chapter 164: The Hollow Crown
- Chapter 163: Run Toward the Sunrise
- Chapter 162: Death
- Chapter 161: The Ice That Would Not Come
- Chapter 160: The Breaking
- Chapter 159: The Hunter becomes the hunted
- Chapter 158: Queen of Ashes
- Chapter 157: The Crate
- Chapter 156: Scariest Scout
- Chapter 155: Rui Xue Alone
- Chapter 154: Headcount
- Chapter 153: Canopy Crash
- Chapter 152: Going to the Jungles
- Chapter 151: Courage Beyond Measure
- Chapter 150: Assassins!
- Chapter 149: The Shadow of the Jade
- Chapter 148: An Unseen Threat
- Chapter 147: The Jade Jaguar
- Chapter 146: The River Snapper Ambush
- Chapter 145: The Agony of Being Nine and Fluffy
- Chapter 144: Who is Tao Zi?
- Chapter 143: Lessons Learned(The Hard Way)
- Chapter 142: The Burning Sky Arrives
- Chapter 141: A Mother’s Fury
- Chapter 140: The Butterfly Problem
- Chapter 139: Little Moon On The Run
- Chapter 138: A Woman Scorned
- Chapter 137: The Weight of Leaving
- Chapter 136: Mother of My Cub
- Chapter 135: The Sight Of You
- Chapter 134: The Red Panda makes a Cub
- Chapter 133: The Art of Courtship
- Chapter 132: Mo Xiao of Thousand Fang
- Chapter 131: Gu Gu says Yes!
- Chapter 130: The Woman Who Fed Everyone
- Chapter 129: A Very Small Panda
- Chapter 128: The Snake Who Slept Too Long
- Chapter 127: The Hole Problem
- Chapter 126: Tumbling Down
- Chapter 125: Blood and Snow
- Chapter 124: The Magnificent Battle
- Chapter 123: The Art of the Pout
- Chapter 122: The Cubs and the Burning Sky
- Chapter 121: The Burning Sky Loses A Baby
- Chapter 120: The Ice Queen’s Blush
- Chapter 119: Night with the Fox
- Chapter 118: The Intruders Get Roasted(literally)
- Chapter 117: Intruders!
- Chapter 116: The Festival
- Chapter 115: Alone Time with Zhao Yan
- Chapter 114: Flirting with The Dusty Old Dragon
- Chapter 113: The Grandma Chronicles
- Chapter 112: Run For Your Life!
- Chapter 111: The Dragon Who Did Not Want Friends
- Chapter 110: Not The Monster I Expected
- Chapter 109: Breakfast With the Storm
- Chapter 108: The Other Woman
- Chapter 107: Another Dragon Friend
- Chapter 106: Elder Emberglow’s Past
- Chapter 105: The Adventures of The Two Cubs
- Chapter 104: The Dragon King Has A Crisis
- Chapter 103: The Sky That Burns
- Chapter 102: The Stormcrown’s Catch
- Chapter 101: The Dragon King’s Decree
- Chapter 100: The Storm in the Clouds
- Chapter 99: Another Dragon
- Chapter 98: The Postpartum Gift Shop Explosion
- Chapter 97: Storm Dragon Stamina
- Chapter 96: The Return of the Dragon Prince
- Chapter 95: The Tiny Tyrant of Thousand Fang
- Chapter 94: It’s a She!
- Chapter 93: Little Zhen Wakes Up
- Chapter 92: The Arrival of Little Zhen
- Chapter 91: Let’s Have a Baby
- Chapter 90: The Ice Queen’s Forgiveness
- Chapter 89: Electric Boogaloo
- Chapter 88: The Grandmother Gauntlet
- Chapter 87: The Longest Night
- Chapter 86: Very Unsolicited Baby Names
- Chapter 85: Thousand Fang Game Day
- Chapter 84: The Council of Chaos
- Chapter 83: The Bear Who Should Have Stayed Hibernating
- Chapter 82: The Cursed, Cranky, Very Pregnant Female
- Chapter 81: The Fox Who Heard Everything
- Chapter 80: A Night With The Snow Leopard
- Chapter 79: Flee Before the Turkeys
- Chapter 78: The Lemon Heist Gone Wrong
- Chapter 77: My Pheromone Soap Ruined Everything (A Cultivation Memoir)
- Chapter 76: Aphrodisiac Soap
- Chapter 75: I Know What To Do!
- Chapter 74: Cornered by the Leopard Lord
- Chapter 73: Is Papa Eating Mama
- Chapter 72: So Long, Sparkly Dragons
- Chapter 71: Peace Was Never an Option
- Chapter 70: Walking Was a Mistake
- Chapter 69: The Mandatory Honeymoon of Doom
- Chapter 68: Tiān-Mìng Pops In to Drop the Horniest Quest Log of All Time
- Chapter 67: Zhāo Yàn vs. Han Shān: Territorial Tug-of-War
- Chapter 66: The Third Husband
- Chapter 65: You Can Not Banish Her!
- Chapter 64: Talk to Your Traumatized Husband First
- Chapter 63: The Great Fur-pocalypse
- Chapter 62: Debt is Paid
- Chapter 61: One Smile
- Chapter 60: Chemical Warfare
- Chapter 59: The Draconic Contract
- Chapter 58: Spite Over Sense
- Chapter 57: Almost...
- Chapter 56: The Golden Squatter
- Chapter 55: The Territorial Kiss
- Chapter 54: The Dragon Princess and The New Pet
- Chapter 53: The Incoming Hurricane
- Chapter 52: I Am Going To Bed
- Chapter 51: Another Attempted Murder
- Chapter 50: Moon-Whisker Weed
- Chapter 49: The Tears of a Tiger
- Chapter 48: Did I Break Him?
- Chapter 47: Flying Dropkicks
- Chapter 46: Two Knuckle-Knocks and a Broken Brain
- Chapter 45: The First Son
- Chapter 44: Caught in 4K
- Chapter 43: Smells Like Swamp Mud
- Chapter 42: Of Swamp Noodles and Skincare Routines
- Chapter 41: The Feral Mother Strikes Again!
- Chapter 40: The Three-Headed Toddler
- Chapter 39: Trial by Performance
- Chapter 38: Trial by Performance
- Chapter 37: The Dragon Who Unknotted Things
- Chapter 36: Monkey Cuddles
- Chapter 35: The Concept of Privacy
- Chapter 34: The Golden Meltdown
- Chapter 33: Cāng Jì’s Worst Nightmare
- Chapter 32: Welcome to Monkey Hell
- Chapter 31: Aggressive Relocation
- Chapter 30: Wake Up, Lazy Raccoon!
- Chapter 29: I Am an Alpha (Please Pat My Head)
- Chapter 28: Dying Whales and Evil Carrots
- Chapter 27: A Ripple In The Ice
- Chapter 26: How to Train Your Dragon (With Honey Cakes and Emotional Blackmail)
- Chapter 25: Three Trials
- Chapter 24: The Monkey King’s Revenge
- Chapter 23: Attack of the Cubs!
- Chapter 22: Riddles in the Morning
- Chapter 21: Hot Springs and Cold Glares
- Chapter 20: The Uninvited Guest
- Chapter 19: The Return of the Snow Leopard
- Chapter 18: The High-Altitude Hitchhiker
- Chapter 17: The Dragon’s Shadow
- Chapter 16: The Wrath of Gū Gū
- Chapter 15: Grandma’s Stick of Truth
- Chapter 14: Death by Star-Fruit: A Snake Twin Special
- Chapter 13: Squeaky Clean Demon
- Chapter 12: The Fox’s Bath Time
- Chapter 11: Judgement is Passed
- Chapter 10: Mama
- Chapter 9: The Wrath of the "Demon"
- Chapter 8: Make Snowball Smile
- Chapter 7: Firelight Trial
- Chapter 6: The Snake Twins!
- Chapter 5: The Mission of the Smile
- Chapter 4: The Contagious Giggle
- Chapter 3: The Snow Leopard’s Cold Shoulder
- Chapter 2: Good Kitty
- Chapter 1: The Worst First Day Ever