Chapter 2: Good Kitty
Nope. He wasn’t a fast catcher.
In fact, he didn’t even move an inch. He just watched with an expression of mild, judgmental curiosity as Bai Yue flailed through the air like a startled rotisserie chicken.
Thwack.
Thankfully, she didn’t hit the dirt this time. She landed in a cluster of giant, oversized purple lilies that smelled like vanilla and felt like a beanbag chair.
“Owww…” She sat up, rubbing her backside and blinking the stars out of her vision.
“Finished?”
The voice was right in front of her. Bai Yue looked up, and for a second, her brain just…..stopped.
Standing over her was a very attractive looking man. He was bare-chested, showing off abs that could probably grate cheese, and wore a simple wrap of dark leather at his waist adorned with polished purple stones. He had a messy, short black wolf-cut that framed a handsome face, and his amber eyes glowed with an intensity that made her heart do a frantic tap-dance.
He scoffed, crossing his arms over that massive chest. “What is the cursed female doing in my tree again? I thought you stopped your peeping-tom habits once you started chasing that Bear King around.”
Bai Yue’s memories flickered. This was Mo Xiao, a Black Panther beastman. He had once been a suitor of the original Bai Yue before he realized she had the personality of a cactus and the ego of a dictator. Now, he was a father himself, and he looked at her like he was contemplating having her for lunch.
“Erm… I…” Bai Yue scrambled for an excuse. Think, brain, think! “I’m…..sorry?”
Mo Xiao’s eyes widened. He actually stumbled back a step, his jaw dropping. “You’re…..what?”
“I… I just… er…” She stood up, brushing the flower petals off her fur skirt. “I won’t do it again! Really! My mistake. I’ll just be on my way. Don’t mind me!”
As she tried to shuffle past him, a large, tanned hand shot out and gripped her wrist. It was warm. He leaned down, squinting at her as if looking for something she was hiding.
“Are you alright in the head, Bai Yue?” he asked, his voice dropping an octave. “You just apologized. You don’t apologize. Usually, you’d be screaming about how I’m ’blocking your view’ and threatening to have me whipped.”
“Yes! I’m fine! Perfectly sane! Brand new me!” she squeaked.
Just then, the bushes parted again. Four more beastmen stepped into the clearing. They were dripping wet, their hair plastered to their faces, clearly fresh from the hot springs, but thankfully, they all had their waists covered in various animal hides.
The group was a visual buffet. There was a tall, lanky Crane beastman with feathers in his hair; a burly, scarred Boar warrior; a young, freckled Otter boy; and the oldest-looking one, a stoic, silver-haired Wolf beastman who looked like he was the lead village Elder.
The Wolf beastman, Zhao Fēng, frowned deeply when he saw her. “Mo Xiao, send the cursed female away. Her presence is a blight on the morning air.”
“Wait,” Mo Xiao said, his grip still tight on Bai Yue’s wrist. “Something is wrong with her. She just told me she was sorry.”
The four men froze. Their eyes widened in unison, looking like a row of startled dinner plates.
“That is a lie,” the Crane beastman snapped. “She doesn’t know the word.”
“I swear it!” Mo Xiao spluttered.
An awkward, heavy silence descended. They all stared at Bai Yue as if she had suddenly grown a second head, one that spoke in riddles.
“This is troublesome,” Zhao Feng sighed, rubbing the bridge of his nose. “Mo Xiao, return her to her hut. I will send word for Hán Shàn to deal with his female. He needs to keep her on a shorter leash if she’s started losing her mind.”
Bai Yue swallowed hard. Hán Shàn. Her Snow Leopard husband. The one who currently hated her guts because she had abandoned their son. Great. Just great.
“Fine,” Mo Xiao muttered. He looked at Bai Yue and suddenly…..shimmered. In a blur of shadow and muscle, the hot man disappeared, replaced by a massive, sleek Black Panther. He was the size of a small car, his fur glistening like polished onyx.
“Get on, cursed female,”
a voice echoed in her head.
“Don’t call me that,” Bai Yue pouted, crossing her arms.
The Panther actually paused, his golden eyes wide with shock at her audacity. He huffed a puff of hot air into her face, but lowered his back.
Bai Yue climbed on, her fingers sinking into his fur. Oh my god, so soft. It was like sitting on a heated velvet cloud. “Ahhh, such smooth fur…”
BOOM.
Mo Xiao launched. He turned into a black streak of lightning through the forest.
“WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Bai Yue screamed, her face being distorted by the sheer force of the wind. The trees were a green blur, the air was slapping her cheeks like a thousand tiny palms, and she was pretty sure her soul was trailing five feet behind her body.
“SLOW DOWNNNNNN!”
He didn’t slow down. He only stopped when they reached a small, isolated wooden hut at the edge of a cliff. Bai Yue slid off his back, her legs shaking so hard she almost face-planted into the dirt.
A large, furry head nudged her shoulder, steadying her before she could fall.
“Thank you,” she panted, patting the top of the Panther’s head. “Good kitty! Very fast. Five stars on Uber.”
The Panther’s ears twitched. A faint reddish tint appeared under the fur of his ears, he was blushing. He let out a low growl, turned tail, and vanished into the treeline without a second glance.
Bai Yue turned to her hut and sighed. “Home sweet…..yuck.”
The inside was a disaster. The original Bai Yue was apparently a slob. Dirty pelts, half-eaten fruit, and dust everywhere.
“Right. If I’m going to be a villainess, I’m going to be a clean one.”
She spent the next few hours in a whirlwind of activity. She scrubbed the stone floor, shook out the pelts until the dust cleared, and organized the messy piles of herbs. Finally, she wiped her brow. “Phew! Much better.”
She turned around to admire her handiwork, but the sunlight from the doorway was suddenly cut off.
A massive shadow loomed over her, stretching across the floor.
Bai Yue’s eyes widened. Standing in the doorway was a man with hair as white as the peaks of the mountains and eyes that looked like shards of frozen ice. He wasn’t looking at her with love. He was looking at her with disgust.
“I heard,” the Snow Leopard boomed, “that you were at the hot springs again.”
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Chapters
- Chapter 189: The Road Home
- Chapter 188: The end of a journey
- Chapter 187: Home
- Chapter 186: The Goddess’s Reluctant Apology
- Chapter 185: Terrible Emotional Intelligence
- Chapter 184: Alone in the Green
- Chapter 183: Back to Square One
- Chapter 182: Black Mirror River
- Chapter 181: Memory Wipe
- Chapter 180: The Great Remembrance
- Chapter 179: Robbery
- Chapter 178: The Shaman’s Shop
- Chapter 177: Crashout
- Chapter 176: Hunt For The Truth
- Chapter 175: Prom Pickup
- Chapter 174: The Scholar’s Son
- Chapter 173: The Clumsy Scholar
- Chapter 172: The Fox Who Didn’t Know Why He Called
- Chapter 171: Vanilla Dreams
- Chapter 170: Old Scars and New Sparks
- Chapter 169: Talk Over Matcha
- Chapter 168: Urgent Calls
- Chapter 167: Stars, Suits, and the Tiny Terror
- Chapter 166: The Goddess takes a Gamble
- Chapter 165: The Golden Prince’s Fury
- Chapter 164: The Hollow Crown
- Chapter 163: Run Toward the Sunrise
- Chapter 162: Death
- Chapter 161: The Ice That Would Not Come
- Chapter 160: The Breaking
- Chapter 159: The Hunter becomes the hunted
- Chapter 158: Queen of Ashes
- Chapter 157: The Crate
- Chapter 156: Scariest Scout
- Chapter 155: Rui Xue Alone
- Chapter 154: Headcount
- Chapter 153: Canopy Crash
- Chapter 152: Going to the Jungles
- Chapter 151: Courage Beyond Measure
- Chapter 150: Assassins!
- Chapter 149: The Shadow of the Jade
- Chapter 148: An Unseen Threat
- Chapter 147: The Jade Jaguar
- Chapter 146: The River Snapper Ambush
- Chapter 145: The Agony of Being Nine and Fluffy
- Chapter 144: Who is Tao Zi?
- Chapter 143: Lessons Learned(The Hard Way)
- Chapter 142: The Burning Sky Arrives
- Chapter 141: A Mother’s Fury
- Chapter 140: The Butterfly Problem
- Chapter 139: Little Moon On The Run
- Chapter 138: A Woman Scorned
- Chapter 137: The Weight of Leaving
- Chapter 136: Mother of My Cub
- Chapter 135: The Sight Of You
- Chapter 134: The Red Panda makes a Cub
- Chapter 133: The Art of Courtship
- Chapter 132: Mo Xiao of Thousand Fang
- Chapter 131: Gu Gu says Yes!
- Chapter 130: The Woman Who Fed Everyone
- Chapter 129: A Very Small Panda
- Chapter 128: The Snake Who Slept Too Long
- Chapter 127: The Hole Problem
- Chapter 126: Tumbling Down
- Chapter 125: Blood and Snow
- Chapter 124: The Magnificent Battle
- Chapter 123: The Art of the Pout
- Chapter 122: The Cubs and the Burning Sky
- Chapter 121: The Burning Sky Loses A Baby
- Chapter 120: The Ice Queen’s Blush
- Chapter 119: Night with the Fox
- Chapter 118: The Intruders Get Roasted(literally)
- Chapter 117: Intruders!
- Chapter 116: The Festival
- Chapter 115: Alone Time with Zhao Yan
- Chapter 114: Flirting with The Dusty Old Dragon
- Chapter 113: The Grandma Chronicles
- Chapter 112: Run For Your Life!
- Chapter 111: The Dragon Who Did Not Want Friends
- Chapter 110: Not The Monster I Expected
- Chapter 109: Breakfast With the Storm
- Chapter 108: The Other Woman
- Chapter 107: Another Dragon Friend
- Chapter 106: Elder Emberglow’s Past
- Chapter 105: The Adventures of The Two Cubs
- Chapter 104: The Dragon King Has A Crisis
- Chapter 103: The Sky That Burns
- Chapter 102: The Stormcrown’s Catch
- Chapter 101: The Dragon King’s Decree
- Chapter 100: The Storm in the Clouds
- Chapter 99: Another Dragon
- Chapter 98: The Postpartum Gift Shop Explosion
- Chapter 97: Storm Dragon Stamina
- Chapter 96: The Return of the Dragon Prince
- Chapter 95: The Tiny Tyrant of Thousand Fang
- Chapter 94: It’s a She!
- Chapter 93: Little Zhen Wakes Up
- Chapter 92: The Arrival of Little Zhen
- Chapter 91: Let’s Have a Baby
- Chapter 90: The Ice Queen’s Forgiveness
- Chapter 89: Electric Boogaloo
- Chapter 88: The Grandmother Gauntlet
- Chapter 87: The Longest Night
- Chapter 86: Very Unsolicited Baby Names
- Chapter 85: Thousand Fang Game Day
- Chapter 84: The Council of Chaos
- Chapter 83: The Bear Who Should Have Stayed Hibernating
- Chapter 82: The Cursed, Cranky, Very Pregnant Female
- Chapter 81: The Fox Who Heard Everything
- Chapter 80: A Night With The Snow Leopard
- Chapter 79: Flee Before the Turkeys
- Chapter 78: The Lemon Heist Gone Wrong
- Chapter 77: My Pheromone Soap Ruined Everything (A Cultivation Memoir)
- Chapter 76: Aphrodisiac Soap
- Chapter 75: I Know What To Do!
- Chapter 74: Cornered by the Leopard Lord
- Chapter 73: Is Papa Eating Mama
- Chapter 72: So Long, Sparkly Dragons
- Chapter 71: Peace Was Never an Option
- Chapter 70: Walking Was a Mistake
- Chapter 69: The Mandatory Honeymoon of Doom
- Chapter 68: Tiān-Mìng Pops In to Drop the Horniest Quest Log of All Time
- Chapter 67: Zhāo Yàn vs. Han Shān: Territorial Tug-of-War
- Chapter 66: The Third Husband
- Chapter 65: You Can Not Banish Her!
- Chapter 64: Talk to Your Traumatized Husband First
- Chapter 63: The Great Fur-pocalypse
- Chapter 62: Debt is Paid
- Chapter 61: One Smile
- Chapter 60: Chemical Warfare
- Chapter 59: The Draconic Contract
- Chapter 58: Spite Over Sense
- Chapter 57: Almost...
- Chapter 56: The Golden Squatter
- Chapter 55: The Territorial Kiss
- Chapter 54: The Dragon Princess and The New Pet
- Chapter 53: The Incoming Hurricane
- Chapter 52: I Am Going To Bed
- Chapter 51: Another Attempted Murder
- Chapter 50: Moon-Whisker Weed
- Chapter 49: The Tears of a Tiger
- Chapter 48: Did I Break Him?
- Chapter 47: Flying Dropkicks
- Chapter 46: Two Knuckle-Knocks and a Broken Brain
- Chapter 45: The First Son
- Chapter 44: Caught in 4K
- Chapter 43: Smells Like Swamp Mud
- Chapter 42: Of Swamp Noodles and Skincare Routines
- Chapter 41: The Feral Mother Strikes Again!
- Chapter 40: The Three-Headed Toddler
- Chapter 39: Trial by Performance
- Chapter 38: Trial by Performance
- Chapter 37: The Dragon Who Unknotted Things
- Chapter 36: Monkey Cuddles
- Chapter 35: The Concept of Privacy
- Chapter 34: The Golden Meltdown
- Chapter 33: Cāng Jì’s Worst Nightmare
- Chapter 32: Welcome to Monkey Hell
- Chapter 31: Aggressive Relocation
- Chapter 30: Wake Up, Lazy Raccoon!
- Chapter 29: I Am an Alpha (Please Pat My Head)
- Chapter 28: Dying Whales and Evil Carrots
- Chapter 27: A Ripple In The Ice
- Chapter 26: How to Train Your Dragon (With Honey Cakes and Emotional Blackmail)
- Chapter 25: Three Trials
- Chapter 24: The Monkey King’s Revenge
- Chapter 23: Attack of the Cubs!
- Chapter 22: Riddles in the Morning
- Chapter 21: Hot Springs and Cold Glares
- Chapter 20: The Uninvited Guest
- Chapter 19: The Return of the Snow Leopard
- Chapter 18: The High-Altitude Hitchhiker
- Chapter 17: The Dragon’s Shadow
- Chapter 16: The Wrath of Gū Gū
- Chapter 15: Grandma’s Stick of Truth
- Chapter 14: Death by Star-Fruit: A Snake Twin Special
- Chapter 13: Squeaky Clean Demon
- Chapter 12: The Fox’s Bath Time
- Chapter 11: Judgement is Passed
- Chapter 10: Mama
- Chapter 9: The Wrath of the "Demon"
- Chapter 8: Make Snowball Smile
- Chapter 7: Firelight Trial
- Chapter 6: The Snake Twins!
- Chapter 5: The Mission of the Smile
- Chapter 4: The Contagious Giggle
- Chapter 3: The Snow Leopard’s Cold Shoulder
- Chapter 2: Good Kitty
- Chapter 1: The Worst First Day Ever