Chapter 18: The High-Altitude Hitchhiker
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Chapter 18: The High-Altitude Hitchhiker
The wind outside died down, replaced by a silence.
Then, a voice, haughty, melodic, and sounding like a harp being played by someone who was very, very bored, vibrated through the thick wooden walls.
“Bai Yue…..I know you are in there. Return the Lumina-Stone this instant, or I shall sneeze, and your little mountain will become a very large, very flat crater.”
Zhāo Yàn’s jaw dropped. He looked at Bai Yue in shock. “The Lumina-Stone? From the Dragon Peaks? Bai Yue, tell me you didn’t.”
“I don’t know what a Lumina-Stone is!” Bai Yue yelled back, though her brain suddenly felt like a broken television set flickering to life.
Frit-zzt. A memory surfaced.
The ’original’ Bai Yue, eyes glittering with greed, scaling a jagged, frost-covered cliff. She had spent days tracking a faint blue glow, nearly plummeting to her death twice just to snatch a pulsing, thumb-sized gem from a nest of golden silk. She had wanted to wear it as a pendant to prove she was more ’divine’ than the other females, to show the Bear King she was worthy of a throne.
“Oh…..oh no,” Bai Yue whispered, her face going pale. “That happened like, a week ago. I remember now.”
“You stole from the First Generation?” Zhāo Yàn breathed, his voice a mix of horror and disbelief.
In this world, dragons weren’t just big lizards, they were the oldest beastmen in existence. They were the ancestors of all scaled and winged things, creatures of immense power who lived in the clouds because the ’lowlands’ were too dirty for their liking. They were known to be incredibly spoiled, impossibly powerful, and notoriously petty.
The door didn’t burst open. Instead, it was pushed aside by a gust of golden wind.
Standing in the doorway was a man who looked like he had stepped off a high-fashion runway in a celestial palace. He was tall, draped in bronze silks. His long hair was the color of a sunset, and his golden eyes swept over the hut with a look of intense, physical disgust.
“My name is Cāng Jì,” the man announced, fastidiously dusting a speck of soot off his sleeve. He pouted, his lower lip jutting out in a way that managed to look both regal and childish. “And I have spent far too much time tracking my property through this……mud-caked hovel.”
“You!” Gū Gū shrieked, pointing her stick at Bai Yue. “I knew it! You haven’t changed! You’ve just brought a disaster to our doorstep to get us killed!”
“I didn’t! I mean—the old me did!” Bai Yue stammered. She looked at Cāng Jì, who was currently stepping over a puddle of spilled star-fruit juice with the grace of a cat on a hot tin roof. “Look, Mr. Dragon…..Cāng Jì. I’m sorry about the stone. I’ll give it back!”
Cāng Jì’s golden eyes snapped to hers. He leaned down, his face inches from hers. Up close, he was almost distractingly beautiful, but his expression was one of pure arrogance.
“You are the female?” he drawled, his voice like velvet. “Ugh. I expected someone with more…..luster. You smell like wet fur.”
He turned his gaze to the cubs. Ruì Xuě was trembling behind Bai Yue’s leg, staring at the golden scales peeking from the man’s collar. Miao Miao, ever the brave one, reached out a hand to touch the shimmering fabric of Cāng Jì’s robe.
“Don’t touch me!” Cāng Jì shrieked, recoiling as if the toddler’s hand was a poisonous viper. “Your…..your dirt! It’s everywhere! Do you have any idea how hard it is to get forest-grime out of celestial silk? You could have infections! You could have…..germs!”
Gū Gū’s face turned a dangerous shade of purple. “Go away, lizard-man! Stop yelling at the kits!”
“Not without my stone!” Cāng Jì snapped back, crossing his arms and huffing. “It is my pulse-stabilizer. Without it, the vibrations of the lowlands give me a migraine. A week! I have had a headache for a week because of this thief!”
Zhāo Yàn stepped forward, his red eyes burning with a sudden jealousy. He didn’t like the way this ’Golden Prince’ was looming over his wife, even if she was a ’cursed’ thief. “Where is it, Bai Yue? Give it to him so he can leave.”
Bai Yue racked her brain, her eyes squinting in concentration. Sock drawer? No. Under the mattress? No.
“Oh! I left it in the Tribe! It’s in my hut, hidden inside a hollowed-out gourd under the bed!”
Zhāo Yàn let out a long sigh. “You crazy female. Do you have any idea what kind of war you almost started for a shiny rock?”
“Time to go,” Cāng Jì declared, waving a hand impatiently. “I cannot stay in this altitude for another minute. The air is far too thick with the scent of unwashed predators.”
Yòu Lín, seeing the tension, tugged on Gū Gū’s hand. “Can I go with Mama and Papa? I want to see the giant bird-man!”
Gū Gū looked at the dragon, then at her grandson’s hopeful face. She let out a jagged sigh. “Fine. Take him. If he stays here, he’ll just cry for her anyway. But Zhāo Yàn, if anything happens to him, I will hunt you to the ends of the earth. And Bai Yue…” She pointed the stick at her nose. “If you lose that boy again, I’ll turn your hide into a rug myself.”
“I understand!” Bai Yue swallowed hard.
“We shall fly,” Cāng Jì said, stepping outside onto the plateau. “It is the only way to ensure I am back in my palace by moonrise. My skin requires a mineral bath.”
He shimmered, his body elongating and expanding. In a burst of blinding golden light, the handsome man disappeared, replaced by a massive, serpentine dragon with scales that glittered like polished coins. He was magnificent, terrifying, and, judging by the way he sniffed the dirt, still very annoyed.
“Hop on,” the dragon’s voice echoed in their minds.
Zhāo Yàn stood stiffly, his arms crossed over his chest. His male ego was clearly bruised. “I can run back. I don’t need a lift from a glorified snake.”
Bai Yue looked at the massive dragon, then at her grumpy husband. She walked over and, in a move that was becoming her signature, patted the top of Zhāo Yàn’s head. “Isn’t it better that he gets his stone and leaves quickly? Think of the kits, Zhāo Yàn. They would love to fly.”
Zhāo Yàn pouted, but his ears did that little happy twitch again. “Fine. But I’m only doing it for Yòu Lín.”
“Of course you are,” she giggled.
The cubs didn’t need any convincing. They scrambled up the dragon’s back, their tiny claws clicking against the hard scales. “Weeeeeee!” Miao Miao cheered as she perched behind the dragon’s ears.
Bai Yue climbed up, settled the surprisingly dozing Ruì Xuě in her lap, and felt the dragon’s muscles bunch beneath her.
“Hold on, star-thief,” Cāng Jì grumbled.
With a single, powerful leap that sent a gale of wind through the plateau, they were airborne.
The Eastern Hills shrank beneath them, and the cubs’ screams of delight were lost in the whistling wind. As they soared through the clouds, Bai Yue looked down at the world she was finally starting to call home, wondering just how many more husbands and legendary beasts she would have to charm to survive the week.
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Chapters
- Chapter 189: The Road Home
- Chapter 188: The end of a journey
- Chapter 187: Home
- Chapter 186: The Goddess’s Reluctant Apology
- Chapter 185: Terrible Emotional Intelligence
- Chapter 184: Alone in the Green
- Chapter 183: Back to Square One
- Chapter 182: Black Mirror River
- Chapter 181: Memory Wipe
- Chapter 180: The Great Remembrance
- Chapter 179: Robbery
- Chapter 178: The Shaman’s Shop
- Chapter 177: Crashout
- Chapter 176: Hunt For The Truth
- Chapter 175: Prom Pickup
- Chapter 174: The Scholar’s Son
- Chapter 173: The Clumsy Scholar
- Chapter 172: The Fox Who Didn’t Know Why He Called
- Chapter 171: Vanilla Dreams
- Chapter 170: Old Scars and New Sparks
- Chapter 169: Talk Over Matcha
- Chapter 168: Urgent Calls
- Chapter 167: Stars, Suits, and the Tiny Terror
- Chapter 166: The Goddess takes a Gamble
- Chapter 165: The Golden Prince’s Fury
- Chapter 164: The Hollow Crown
- Chapter 163: Run Toward the Sunrise
- Chapter 162: Death
- Chapter 161: The Ice That Would Not Come
- Chapter 160: The Breaking
- Chapter 159: The Hunter becomes the hunted
- Chapter 158: Queen of Ashes
- Chapter 157: The Crate
- Chapter 156: Scariest Scout
- Chapter 155: Rui Xue Alone
- Chapter 154: Headcount
- Chapter 153: Canopy Crash
- Chapter 152: Going to the Jungles
- Chapter 151: Courage Beyond Measure
- Chapter 150: Assassins!
- Chapter 149: The Shadow of the Jade
- Chapter 148: An Unseen Threat
- Chapter 147: The Jade Jaguar
- Chapter 146: The River Snapper Ambush
- Chapter 145: The Agony of Being Nine and Fluffy
- Chapter 144: Who is Tao Zi?
- Chapter 143: Lessons Learned(The Hard Way)
- Chapter 142: The Burning Sky Arrives
- Chapter 141: A Mother’s Fury
- Chapter 140: The Butterfly Problem
- Chapter 139: Little Moon On The Run
- Chapter 138: A Woman Scorned
- Chapter 137: The Weight of Leaving
- Chapter 136: Mother of My Cub
- Chapter 135: The Sight Of You
- Chapter 134: The Red Panda makes a Cub
- Chapter 133: The Art of Courtship
- Chapter 132: Mo Xiao of Thousand Fang
- Chapter 131: Gu Gu says Yes!
- Chapter 130: The Woman Who Fed Everyone
- Chapter 129: A Very Small Panda
- Chapter 128: The Snake Who Slept Too Long
- Chapter 127: The Hole Problem
- Chapter 126: Tumbling Down
- Chapter 125: Blood and Snow
- Chapter 124: The Magnificent Battle
- Chapter 123: The Art of the Pout
- Chapter 122: The Cubs and the Burning Sky
- Chapter 121: The Burning Sky Loses A Baby
- Chapter 120: The Ice Queen’s Blush
- Chapter 119: Night with the Fox
- Chapter 118: The Intruders Get Roasted(literally)
- Chapter 117: Intruders!
- Chapter 116: The Festival
- Chapter 115: Alone Time with Zhao Yan
- Chapter 114: Flirting with The Dusty Old Dragon
- Chapter 113: The Grandma Chronicles
- Chapter 112: Run For Your Life!
- Chapter 111: The Dragon Who Did Not Want Friends
- Chapter 110: Not The Monster I Expected
- Chapter 109: Breakfast With the Storm
- Chapter 108: The Other Woman
- Chapter 107: Another Dragon Friend
- Chapter 106: Elder Emberglow’s Past
- Chapter 105: The Adventures of The Two Cubs
- Chapter 104: The Dragon King Has A Crisis
- Chapter 103: The Sky That Burns
- Chapter 102: The Stormcrown’s Catch
- Chapter 101: The Dragon King’s Decree
- Chapter 100: The Storm in the Clouds
- Chapter 99: Another Dragon
- Chapter 98: The Postpartum Gift Shop Explosion
- Chapter 97: Storm Dragon Stamina
- Chapter 96: The Return of the Dragon Prince
- Chapter 95: The Tiny Tyrant of Thousand Fang
- Chapter 94: It’s a She!
- Chapter 93: Little Zhen Wakes Up
- Chapter 92: The Arrival of Little Zhen
- Chapter 91: Let’s Have a Baby
- Chapter 90: The Ice Queen’s Forgiveness
- Chapter 89: Electric Boogaloo
- Chapter 88: The Grandmother Gauntlet
- Chapter 87: The Longest Night
- Chapter 86: Very Unsolicited Baby Names
- Chapter 85: Thousand Fang Game Day
- Chapter 84: The Council of Chaos
- Chapter 83: The Bear Who Should Have Stayed Hibernating
- Chapter 82: The Cursed, Cranky, Very Pregnant Female
- Chapter 81: The Fox Who Heard Everything
- Chapter 80: A Night With The Snow Leopard
- Chapter 79: Flee Before the Turkeys
- Chapter 78: The Lemon Heist Gone Wrong
- Chapter 77: My Pheromone Soap Ruined Everything (A Cultivation Memoir)
- Chapter 76: Aphrodisiac Soap
- Chapter 75: I Know What To Do!
- Chapter 74: Cornered by the Leopard Lord
- Chapter 73: Is Papa Eating Mama
- Chapter 72: So Long, Sparkly Dragons
- Chapter 71: Peace Was Never an Option
- Chapter 70: Walking Was a Mistake
- Chapter 69: The Mandatory Honeymoon of Doom
- Chapter 68: Tiān-Mìng Pops In to Drop the Horniest Quest Log of All Time
- Chapter 67: Zhāo Yàn vs. Han Shān: Territorial Tug-of-War
- Chapter 66: The Third Husband
- Chapter 65: You Can Not Banish Her!
- Chapter 64: Talk to Your Traumatized Husband First
- Chapter 63: The Great Fur-pocalypse
- Chapter 62: Debt is Paid
- Chapter 61: One Smile
- Chapter 60: Chemical Warfare
- Chapter 59: The Draconic Contract
- Chapter 58: Spite Over Sense
- Chapter 57: Almost...
- Chapter 56: The Golden Squatter
- Chapter 55: The Territorial Kiss
- Chapter 54: The Dragon Princess and The New Pet
- Chapter 53: The Incoming Hurricane
- Chapter 52: I Am Going To Bed
- Chapter 51: Another Attempted Murder
- Chapter 50: Moon-Whisker Weed
- Chapter 49: The Tears of a Tiger
- Chapter 48: Did I Break Him?
- Chapter 47: Flying Dropkicks
- Chapter 46: Two Knuckle-Knocks and a Broken Brain
- Chapter 45: The First Son
- Chapter 44: Caught in 4K
- Chapter 43: Smells Like Swamp Mud
- Chapter 42: Of Swamp Noodles and Skincare Routines
- Chapter 41: The Feral Mother Strikes Again!
- Chapter 40: The Three-Headed Toddler
- Chapter 39: Trial by Performance
- Chapter 38: Trial by Performance
- Chapter 37: The Dragon Who Unknotted Things
- Chapter 36: Monkey Cuddles
- Chapter 35: The Concept of Privacy
- Chapter 34: The Golden Meltdown
- Chapter 33: Cāng Jì’s Worst Nightmare
- Chapter 32: Welcome to Monkey Hell
- Chapter 31: Aggressive Relocation
- Chapter 30: Wake Up, Lazy Raccoon!
- Chapter 29: I Am an Alpha (Please Pat My Head)
- Chapter 28: Dying Whales and Evil Carrots
- Chapter 27: A Ripple In The Ice
- Chapter 26: How to Train Your Dragon (With Honey Cakes and Emotional Blackmail)
- Chapter 25: Three Trials
- Chapter 24: The Monkey King’s Revenge
- Chapter 23: Attack of the Cubs!
- Chapter 22: Riddles in the Morning
- Chapter 21: Hot Springs and Cold Glares
- Chapter 20: The Uninvited Guest
- Chapter 19: The Return of the Snow Leopard
- Chapter 18: The High-Altitude Hitchhiker
- Chapter 17: The Dragon’s Shadow
- Chapter 16: The Wrath of Gū Gū
- Chapter 15: Grandma’s Stick of Truth
- Chapter 14: Death by Star-Fruit: A Snake Twin Special
- Chapter 13: Squeaky Clean Demon
- Chapter 12: The Fox’s Bath Time
- Chapter 11: Judgement is Passed
- Chapter 10: Mama
- Chapter 9: The Wrath of the "Demon"
- Chapter 8: Make Snowball Smile
- Chapter 7: Firelight Trial
- Chapter 6: The Snake Twins!
- Chapter 5: The Mission of the Smile
- Chapter 4: The Contagious Giggle
- Chapter 3: The Snow Leopard’s Cold Shoulder
- Chapter 2: Good Kitty
- Chapter 1: The Worst First Day Ever