Chapter 126: Tumbling Down
Zhāo Yàn had survived the Hollow Boar.
He had not, as it turned out, survived his mother.
He had cleaned the wound as best he could in the dark. He had climbed back through the window. He had arranged himself in his bed.
He had been asleep for just a bit when he heard a voice.
“Get up,” Gū Gū said.
Zhāo Yàn got up.
She looked at him. At his face, which was fine. At his ears, which were fine. At his tails, which were slightly less fine but passable.
Then her eyes dropped to his side.
He had done a reasonable job with the bandaging, all things considered. He had used a strip of cloth from the bottom of his traveling pack where it was least likely to be noticed. He had tied it tightly. He had pulled his sleeping robe down over it.
The sleeping robe had shifted in the night.
The bandage was visible.
Gū Gū looked at the bandage.
Zhāo Yàn looked at the ceiling.
“That,” Gū Gū said slowly, “is a bandage.”
“It’s a precautionary measure.”
“Against what?”
“General hazards. Of the night. Environmental.”
“Environmental,” she repeated.
“The forest floor is very—”
Thwack.
The stick connected with the top of his head.
Zhāo Yàn’s ears rang.
“OW—”
Thwack.
“Mother—”
Thwack.
“I can EXPLAIN—”
Thwack. Thwack.
“I survived! I am RIGHT HERE, SURVIVING—”
“YOU SNUCK OUT,” Gū Gū said, and her voice had stopped being quiet and was now doing something considerably more impressive, filling the hut, bouncing off the walls, probably audible in the next three territories. “YOU SNUCK OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO HUNT THE HOLLOW BOAR WITH A STICK—”
“It was a good stick—”
Thwack.
“—AND YOU GOT YOURSELF CUT OPEN LIKE A DUMPLING—”
“I wasn’t cut open like a—”
Thwack. Thwack. Thwack.
Zhāo Yàn covered his head with both arms. His three tails had wrapped around his own legs in an instinctive protective maneuver that was doing nothing.
“I’m fine,” he tried. “I dealt with it. I handled the situation. The boar is unconscious in the forest right now, actually, so technically I completed the mission—”
“YOU ARE SIX.”
“Six and a half.”
The stick paused.
Gū Gū took a breath. The long kind.
“Sit down,” she said.
He sat.
She unwrapped the bandage and looked at the wound.
“It needs proper treatment,” she said.
“I know.”
“It’s going to scar.”
“I know.”
She worked in silence, cleaning and rewrapping. Zhāo Yàn sat still and let her, which was the least he could do and also approximately the most.
A shadow fell across the doorway.
Both of them looked up.
Han Shān stood at the entrance of the hut.
He had, apparently, followed Zhāo Yàn home in the dark and then waited outside until morning. His white fur was immaculate. His blue eyes moved from Gū Gū to the wound to Zhāo Yàn and back again.
Gū Gū looked at him.
He looked back.
“Who,” she said, “are you.”
“Han Shān.” He paused. “Northern Peaks.”
“Northern Peaks.” Her eyes moved over him. The white fur, the solid build, the stillness that did not look like a cub’s stillness. “Snow leopard.”
“Yes.”
“What are you doing in the Eastern Hills.”
“Currently,” Han Shān said, “standing in your doorway.”
Zhāo Yàn’s ears perked forward with interest. In his experience, people did not answer his mother’s questions with technically accurate non-answers. In his experience, his mother’s questions had a gravity that pulled proper explanations out of people whether they intended to give them or not.
Han Shān appeared to be immune to the gravity.
Gū Gū’s eyes narrowed. “You were with my son last night.”
“I was in the same forest as your son last night.”
“Did you help him?”
A pause. Very small. “We addressed the boar together.”
“Addressed,” Gū Gū repeated.
“It’s unconscious. In the clearing past the third cedar. The senior warriors will find it easily when they go out this morning.”
Gū Gū looked at him for a long time. Han Shān looked back. Neither of them appeared to find this uncomfortable.
“You’re far from home,” she said finally.
“Yes.”
“Alone.”
“Yes.”
“How old are you.”
“Eight.”
“Eight years old and alone in the Eastern Hills.” Her voice was not warm. It was not unwarm either. “Where are your parents?”
Something moved through Han Shān’s expression. It was brief and quickly gone and Zhāo Yàn almost missed it.
“My mother is in the Northern Peaks,” Han Shān said. “She knows where I am.”
“Does she?”
“She trusts my judgment.”
“She trusts the judgment,” Gū Gū said, “of an eight year old who is wandering foreign territories alone.”
“My judgment has not failed her yet.”
Gū Gū snickered. She looked at him for another moment, then turned back to finish wrapping Zhāo Yàn’s side with a firmness that communicated several things simultaneously.
“You,” she said to Zhāo Yàn, tying the final knot hardly, “are confined to this hut for three days.”
“Three—”
“Four days.”
He closed his mouth.
“You will rest. You will eat. You will not go within fifty paces of any forest path.” She stood, picking up her stick. “And you will think very carefully about the difference between bravery and stupidity, because last night you demonstrated you do not currently know it.”
She walked to the door before stopping. She looked at Han Shān, who had not moved from the entrance and showed no signs of planning to.
“You can stay,” she said. “If you’re hungry.”
Han Shān considered this. “I’m not hungry.”
“Then you can stay anyway.” She stepped past him into the morning light. “Someone should make sure he doesn’t do anything else stupid while I’m gone.”
She left.
The hut was quiet.
Han Shān stepped inside, looked around with that same cataloguing attention, and sat down near the wall.
Zhāo Yàn looked at him. “She likes you.”
“She doesn’t know me.”
“She let you in. She doesn’t let most people in.” He tilted his head. “Why are you actually in the Eastern Hills?”
Han Shān was quiet for a moment. “My mother said I should see other territories before I take on responsibilities at home. Understand the broader world.” Another pause. “She said I was becoming too narrow.”
“Narrow how?”
“Focused only on the peaks. On training. On what’s directly in front of me.” He looked at his hands. “She said a lord who only knows his own territory is a liability to everyone in it.”
Zhāo Yàn considered this. “Your mother sounds sensible.”
“She is.” Han Shān’s voice was simple and certain. “She’s the most sensible person I know.”
“Mine hits people with a stick.”
“Also sensible.”
Zhāo Yàn laughed. It hurt his ribs. He laughed anyway.
They sat together in the morning light while the village woke up around them. The senior warriors went out and found the Hollow Boar unconscious in the clearing past the third cedar, exactly where Han Shān had said it would be, and came back to much celebration that neither cub received any credit for.
By afternoon, Zhāo Yàn was going to lose his mind.
“I can’t stay in here for three days,” he announced to no one in particular. “I am a fox of exceptional—”
“Cultivation,” Han Shān said. “Yes. You mentioned.”
“It’s true.”
“You were thrown eight feet by a pig.”
“It was a large pig.”
“Hmmm.”
“There’s a river,” Han Shān said, after a moment. “East of here. I passed it yesterday. It runs fast this time of year.”
Zhāo Yàn’s ears came forward. “How fast?”
“Fast enough to be interesting.”
“My mother said fifty paces from any forest path.”
“The river isn’t a forest path.”
They looked at each other.
Zhāo Yàn’s three tails swished once. Twice.
“She’s going to hit me again,” he said.
“Probably.”
“With the stick.”
“Almost certainly.”
“Multiple times.”
Han Shān stood up, already moving toward the door. “Are you coming?”
Zhāo Yàn was already on his feet.
They slipped out together, moving through the village. Past the elder’s hut. Past the cooking fires. Past the section of path where the ground was soft from yesterday’s rain and the grass grew long on either side.
They were nearly to the tree line when the ground disappeared.
Not metaphorically. Not gradually. One moment there was solid earth under Zhāo Yàn’s left foot, and the next moment there was not, and then there was a great deal of nothing happening very quickly, and then there was an impact.
Thump.
Then, a second impact, slightly heavier.
Thump.
Silence.
Zhāo Yàn lay at the bottom of a hole that was perhaps six feet deep and smelled strongly of rain and old leaves. His ribs, which had been making progress toward forgiving him, had reversed their position. His three tails were somewhere above his head.
Beside him, Han Shān sat up from the dirt with an expression that was completely unreadable, his white fur covered in mud, a leaf on top of his head.
They looked up at the circle of sky above them.
They looked at each other.
“This,” Zhāo Yàn said, “is not the river.”
Han Shān looked at the walls of the hole. At the mud. At the leaf on his own head, which he removed with two fingers and set aside. “No.”
“This is a hole.”
“Yes.”
“We fell into a hole.”
“We did.”
Zhāo Yàn’s tails flicked. “Well,” he said, with as much dignity as a fox covered in mud at the bottom of an unexpected hole could muster. “This is fine.”
Or not.
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Chapters
- Chapter 189: The Road Home
- Chapter 188: The end of a journey
- Chapter 187: Home
- Chapter 186: The Goddess’s Reluctant Apology
- Chapter 185: Terrible Emotional Intelligence
- Chapter 184: Alone in the Green
- Chapter 183: Back to Square One
- Chapter 182: Black Mirror River
- Chapter 181: Memory Wipe
- Chapter 180: The Great Remembrance
- Chapter 179: Robbery
- Chapter 178: The Shaman’s Shop
- Chapter 177: Crashout
- Chapter 176: Hunt For The Truth
- Chapter 175: Prom Pickup
- Chapter 174: The Scholar’s Son
- Chapter 173: The Clumsy Scholar
- Chapter 172: The Fox Who Didn’t Know Why He Called
- Chapter 171: Vanilla Dreams
- Chapter 170: Old Scars and New Sparks
- Chapter 169: Talk Over Matcha
- Chapter 168: Urgent Calls
- Chapter 167: Stars, Suits, and the Tiny Terror
- Chapter 166: The Goddess takes a Gamble
- Chapter 165: The Golden Prince’s Fury
- Chapter 164: The Hollow Crown
- Chapter 163: Run Toward the Sunrise
- Chapter 162: Death
- Chapter 161: The Ice That Would Not Come
- Chapter 160: The Breaking
- Chapter 159: The Hunter becomes the hunted
- Chapter 158: Queen of Ashes
- Chapter 157: The Crate
- Chapter 156: Scariest Scout
- Chapter 155: Rui Xue Alone
- Chapter 154: Headcount
- Chapter 153: Canopy Crash
- Chapter 152: Going to the Jungles
- Chapter 151: Courage Beyond Measure
- Chapter 150: Assassins!
- Chapter 149: The Shadow of the Jade
- Chapter 148: An Unseen Threat
- Chapter 147: The Jade Jaguar
- Chapter 146: The River Snapper Ambush
- Chapter 145: The Agony of Being Nine and Fluffy
- Chapter 144: Who is Tao Zi?
- Chapter 143: Lessons Learned(The Hard Way)
- Chapter 142: The Burning Sky Arrives
- Chapter 141: A Mother’s Fury
- Chapter 140: The Butterfly Problem
- Chapter 139: Little Moon On The Run
- Chapter 138: A Woman Scorned
- Chapter 137: The Weight of Leaving
- Chapter 136: Mother of My Cub
- Chapter 135: The Sight Of You
- Chapter 134: The Red Panda makes a Cub
- Chapter 133: The Art of Courtship
- Chapter 132: Mo Xiao of Thousand Fang
- Chapter 131: Gu Gu says Yes!
- Chapter 130: The Woman Who Fed Everyone
- Chapter 129: A Very Small Panda
- Chapter 128: The Snake Who Slept Too Long
- Chapter 127: The Hole Problem
- Chapter 126: Tumbling Down
- Chapter 125: Blood and Snow
- Chapter 124: The Magnificent Battle
- Chapter 123: The Art of the Pout
- Chapter 122: The Cubs and the Burning Sky
- Chapter 121: The Burning Sky Loses A Baby
- Chapter 120: The Ice Queen’s Blush
- Chapter 119: Night with the Fox
- Chapter 118: The Intruders Get Roasted(literally)
- Chapter 117: Intruders!
- Chapter 116: The Festival
- Chapter 115: Alone Time with Zhao Yan
- Chapter 114: Flirting with The Dusty Old Dragon
- Chapter 113: The Grandma Chronicles
- Chapter 112: Run For Your Life!
- Chapter 111: The Dragon Who Did Not Want Friends
- Chapter 110: Not The Monster I Expected
- Chapter 109: Breakfast With the Storm
- Chapter 108: The Other Woman
- Chapter 107: Another Dragon Friend
- Chapter 106: Elder Emberglow’s Past
- Chapter 105: The Adventures of The Two Cubs
- Chapter 104: The Dragon King Has A Crisis
- Chapter 103: The Sky That Burns
- Chapter 102: The Stormcrown’s Catch
- Chapter 101: The Dragon King’s Decree
- Chapter 100: The Storm in the Clouds
- Chapter 99: Another Dragon
- Chapter 98: The Postpartum Gift Shop Explosion
- Chapter 97: Storm Dragon Stamina
- Chapter 96: The Return of the Dragon Prince
- Chapter 95: The Tiny Tyrant of Thousand Fang
- Chapter 94: It’s a She!
- Chapter 93: Little Zhen Wakes Up
- Chapter 92: The Arrival of Little Zhen
- Chapter 91: Let’s Have a Baby
- Chapter 90: The Ice Queen’s Forgiveness
- Chapter 89: Electric Boogaloo
- Chapter 88: The Grandmother Gauntlet
- Chapter 87: The Longest Night
- Chapter 86: Very Unsolicited Baby Names
- Chapter 85: Thousand Fang Game Day
- Chapter 84: The Council of Chaos
- Chapter 83: The Bear Who Should Have Stayed Hibernating
- Chapter 82: The Cursed, Cranky, Very Pregnant Female
- Chapter 81: The Fox Who Heard Everything
- Chapter 80: A Night With The Snow Leopard
- Chapter 79: Flee Before the Turkeys
- Chapter 78: The Lemon Heist Gone Wrong
- Chapter 77: My Pheromone Soap Ruined Everything (A Cultivation Memoir)
- Chapter 76: Aphrodisiac Soap
- Chapter 75: I Know What To Do!
- Chapter 74: Cornered by the Leopard Lord
- Chapter 73: Is Papa Eating Mama
- Chapter 72: So Long, Sparkly Dragons
- Chapter 71: Peace Was Never an Option
- Chapter 70: Walking Was a Mistake
- Chapter 69: The Mandatory Honeymoon of Doom
- Chapter 68: Tiān-Mìng Pops In to Drop the Horniest Quest Log of All Time
- Chapter 67: Zhāo Yàn vs. Han Shān: Territorial Tug-of-War
- Chapter 66: The Third Husband
- Chapter 65: You Can Not Banish Her!
- Chapter 64: Talk to Your Traumatized Husband First
- Chapter 63: The Great Fur-pocalypse
- Chapter 62: Debt is Paid
- Chapter 61: One Smile
- Chapter 60: Chemical Warfare
- Chapter 59: The Draconic Contract
- Chapter 58: Spite Over Sense
- Chapter 57: Almost...
- Chapter 56: The Golden Squatter
- Chapter 55: The Territorial Kiss
- Chapter 54: The Dragon Princess and The New Pet
- Chapter 53: The Incoming Hurricane
- Chapter 52: I Am Going To Bed
- Chapter 51: Another Attempted Murder
- Chapter 50: Moon-Whisker Weed
- Chapter 49: The Tears of a Tiger
- Chapter 48: Did I Break Him?
- Chapter 47: Flying Dropkicks
- Chapter 46: Two Knuckle-Knocks and a Broken Brain
- Chapter 45: The First Son
- Chapter 44: Caught in 4K
- Chapter 43: Smells Like Swamp Mud
- Chapter 42: Of Swamp Noodles and Skincare Routines
- Chapter 41: The Feral Mother Strikes Again!
- Chapter 40: The Three-Headed Toddler
- Chapter 39: Trial by Performance
- Chapter 38: Trial by Performance
- Chapter 37: The Dragon Who Unknotted Things
- Chapter 36: Monkey Cuddles
- Chapter 35: The Concept of Privacy
- Chapter 34: The Golden Meltdown
- Chapter 33: Cāng Jì’s Worst Nightmare
- Chapter 32: Welcome to Monkey Hell
- Chapter 31: Aggressive Relocation
- Chapter 30: Wake Up, Lazy Raccoon!
- Chapter 29: I Am an Alpha (Please Pat My Head)
- Chapter 28: Dying Whales and Evil Carrots
- Chapter 27: A Ripple In The Ice
- Chapter 26: How to Train Your Dragon (With Honey Cakes and Emotional Blackmail)
- Chapter 25: Three Trials
- Chapter 24: The Monkey King’s Revenge
- Chapter 23: Attack of the Cubs!
- Chapter 22: Riddles in the Morning
- Chapter 21: Hot Springs and Cold Glares
- Chapter 20: The Uninvited Guest
- Chapter 19: The Return of the Snow Leopard
- Chapter 18: The High-Altitude Hitchhiker
- Chapter 17: The Dragon’s Shadow
- Chapter 16: The Wrath of Gū Gū
- Chapter 15: Grandma’s Stick of Truth
- Chapter 14: Death by Star-Fruit: A Snake Twin Special
- Chapter 13: Squeaky Clean Demon
- Chapter 12: The Fox’s Bath Time
- Chapter 11: Judgement is Passed
- Chapter 10: Mama
- Chapter 9: The Wrath of the "Demon"
- Chapter 8: Make Snowball Smile
- Chapter 7: Firelight Trial
- Chapter 6: The Snake Twins!
- Chapter 5: The Mission of the Smile
- Chapter 4: The Contagious Giggle
- Chapter 3: The Snow Leopard’s Cold Shoulder
- Chapter 2: Good Kitty
- Chapter 1: The Worst First Day Ever