Chapter 75: I Know What To Do!
Bai Yue was a mess.
She paced the small, enclosed space of her woven-grass hut, her hands flying up to cover her cheeks for the hundredth time. It was no use.
She was hiding. She was a grown, modern woman with a functioning brain, and she was currently hiding in a primitive tent like a frightened rabbit.
He kissed me, her mind screamed, the memory of the hot spring playing on a relentless, terrifying loop in her brain. Han Shān actually kissed me!
The shock of it was still vibrating through her nervous system.
This was the same Snow Leopard Alpha who, just a short time ago, had looked at her with eyes made of hate. He had threatened her. He had kept Ruì Xuě tucked behind his massive legs as if she were a literal plague. He had loathed the very ground she walked on.
And now? Now he had cornered her behind a rock, devoured her mouth like a starving beast, and declared that he was going to make her pay for every cold night she had put him through.
He wanted to mate with her.
Bai Yue groaned, burying her face in her hands. How on earth do I manage two horny men???
Zhāo Yàn was already a walking, talking hazard to her blood pressure. The Fox Lord was unashamed of his desires, constantly flirting, teasing, and trying to get her into his furs.
Adding a fiercely possessive, newly-awakened Snow Leopard Alpha to the mix was going to be the death of her. Her modern sensibilities simply weren’t equipped for a reverse-harem of this magnitude.
“Bai Yue?”
She jumped nearly a foot in the air.
Yàn Shū was standing in the doorway of the hut. The gentle Red Panda scholar looked slightly hesitant, holding a smooth, flat piece of dried animal skin covered in carefully etched symbols.
He looked so incredibly wholesome and safe compared to the other two that Bai Yue felt a rush of immediate relief, closely followed by a brand new wave of sheer panic.
Oh Goddess, she thought, staring at his soft, pink-tinted lips. Is this a coordinated attack? Are they taking turns? Will Yàn Shū try to kiss me too?!
The poor girl was completely overwhelmed. Her body was still humming with heat from the spring, leaving her a little horny and extremely on edge.
“Ah… you…” Bai Yue stammered, backing up until her calves hit the edge of her sleeping cot. She crossed her arms defensively over her chest. “Yàn Shū! Hi. Hello.”
Yàn Shū blinked, his soft, reddish-brown ears twitching with concern. He lowered the animal skin.
“Bai Yue, please calm down. You look flushed. Are you running a fever?” He took a step toward her. “What’s wrong?”
“Nothing!” she squeaked, waving her hands frantically in front of her. “Nothing, I… I just… it’s hot! The weather is very warm today! Very tropical!”
Yàn Shū stopped. He instinctively pulled his shoulders inward, a tiny, heartbreaking flinch escaping him at her sudden, loud movements.
Even though she had changed, the trauma the original Bai Yue had inflicted on him was still a physical reflex he couldn’t entirely control.
Bai Yue’s heart instantly melted, extinguishing her panic. She dropped her hands, her expression softening. “I’m sorry, Yàn Shū. I didn’t mean to yell. I’m just… easily startled today.”
Yàn Shū let out a soft breath, relaxing his posture. He offered her a small smile that made the corners of his eyes crinkle.
He walked over and sat on the edge of a wooden stool, talking to her normally, his voice a soothing balm to her chaotic nerves.
“I was translating some of the old forest verses,” Yàn Shū explained softly, tracing the etched symbols with a finger. “The elders used to sing them during the changing of the leaves. I found one that made me think of you.”
“Of me?” Bai Yue asked, sitting cautiously on the edge of her cot.
Yàn Shū nodded, his gaze dropping to the hide, though his cheeks dusted with a faint pink.
“The winter ice claims the mountain, sharp and unforgiving,” he recited. “But even the deepest frost bows to the amethyst dawn. She does not burn the earth, she coaxes the buried seeds to bloom. She is the quiet sun, the mother of the thaw, more radiant than the golden peaks.”
He looked up, his warm, amber eyes meeting hers. “You are the amethyst dawn, Bai Yue. You brought the spring back to our family.”
Bai Yue blushed, a completely different kind of heat warming her chest.
“Hahaha,” she laughed nervously, tucking a stray lock of hair behind her ear, completely unable to handle the poetic sincerity of this man. “You flatter me too much, Yàn Shū.”
Her third husband blushed and continued telling her more poems, making her more and more at ease.
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Four days had passed since the incident at the hidden spring.
The chaotic family had fallen into a surprisingly steady routine.
They woke up with the sunrise. They walked to the river to bathe, though Bai Yue now strictly enforced a staggered, heavily monitored bathing schedule to protect her fragile sanity.
They ate massive meals cooked over the open fire. They played games of hide-and-seek with the cubs in the tall grass. They talked, they mended clothes, and when the moon rose, they went to sleep.
Rinse and repeat.
It sounded peaceful. It sounded idyllic.
It was exhausting.
Because while the routine was normal, Zhāo Yàn and Han Shān had been very…..aggressive.
Just yesterday, Han Shān had cornered her against the trunk of a massive oak tree while she was collecting firewood.
The stoic Snow Leopard had trapped her with his massive arms, his eyes blazing with that same ravenous hunger.
He had nuzzled her neck, his large hands slipping under the hem of her woven top. He had nearly mated with her right there against the bark, his deep growls vibrating against her skin, if not for the fact that Ruì Xuě had suddenly woken up from his nap and started crying loudly for food.
Han Shān had frozen, groaned in agony, and walked away to dunk his head in a bucket of cold water.
And earlier that very morning, Zhāo Yàn had taken his turn. While she was organizing the sleeping furs, the Fox Lord had practically pounced on her.
He had pinned her firmly to the bed, his nine tails caging her in. He had kissed her achingly, stealing the breath from her lungs, his hands exploring her body with devious, agonizing slowness.
He had teased her until her vision blurred and she nearly saw stars, before whispering against her swollen lips that ’the time to mate is coming, Bai Yue, and you won’t be able to run.’
But now?
Now, the afternoon sun was beating down, the Alphas were off hunting, Yàn Shū was napping with the cubs, and Bai Yue was……
Tired. And bored.
She was kneeling in a patch of wild clover, aimlessly picking small, purple flowers.
The adrenaline of dodging two horny Alphas had worn off, leaving behind a stark realization: primitive life lacked serious entertainment value.
She let out a loud, drawn-out yawn, tossing a handful of clovers into her woven basket.
“Goddess, I’m bored,” she muttered to herself, staring out at the endless expanse of green trees.
In her old life, she would be typing up a new webnovel Chapter, watching anime, or arguing with customers over sticker designs. Here, her biggest daily accomplishment was successfully not getting naked in the woods.
“Is there something else I can do?” she sighed, resting her chin in her hands.
There were no books to read, no screens to scroll, and only so many times she could reorganize the dried meat stores before losing her mind.
She needed a project. She needed a distraction from the impending doom of her complicated love life.
She looked up, squinting at the bright, golden sun filtering through the jade canopy.
Surely…...she thought, her modern brain kicking into overdrive. If she could make a spicy hotpot that defeated a dragon, surely there was something else she could invent to pass the time.
A slow grin spread across her face.
“Haha! I know just what to do!”
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 189: The Road Home
- Chapter 188: The end of a journey
- Chapter 187: Home
- Chapter 186: The Goddess’s Reluctant Apology
- Chapter 185: Terrible Emotional Intelligence
- Chapter 184: Alone in the Green
- Chapter 183: Back to Square One
- Chapter 182: Black Mirror River
- Chapter 181: Memory Wipe
- Chapter 180: The Great Remembrance
- Chapter 179: Robbery
- Chapter 178: The Shaman’s Shop
- Chapter 177: Crashout
- Chapter 176: Hunt For The Truth
- Chapter 175: Prom Pickup
- Chapter 174: The Scholar’s Son
- Chapter 173: The Clumsy Scholar
- Chapter 172: The Fox Who Didn’t Know Why He Called
- Chapter 171: Vanilla Dreams
- Chapter 170: Old Scars and New Sparks
- Chapter 169: Talk Over Matcha
- Chapter 168: Urgent Calls
- Chapter 167: Stars, Suits, and the Tiny Terror
- Chapter 166: The Goddess takes a Gamble
- Chapter 165: The Golden Prince’s Fury
- Chapter 164: The Hollow Crown
- Chapter 163: Run Toward the Sunrise
- Chapter 162: Death
- Chapter 161: The Ice That Would Not Come
- Chapter 160: The Breaking
- Chapter 159: The Hunter becomes the hunted
- Chapter 158: Queen of Ashes
- Chapter 157: The Crate
- Chapter 156: Scariest Scout
- Chapter 155: Rui Xue Alone
- Chapter 154: Headcount
- Chapter 153: Canopy Crash
- Chapter 152: Going to the Jungles
- Chapter 151: Courage Beyond Measure
- Chapter 150: Assassins!
- Chapter 149: The Shadow of the Jade
- Chapter 148: An Unseen Threat
- Chapter 147: The Jade Jaguar
- Chapter 146: The River Snapper Ambush
- Chapter 145: The Agony of Being Nine and Fluffy
- Chapter 144: Who is Tao Zi?
- Chapter 143: Lessons Learned(The Hard Way)
- Chapter 142: The Burning Sky Arrives
- Chapter 141: A Mother’s Fury
- Chapter 140: The Butterfly Problem
- Chapter 139: Little Moon On The Run
- Chapter 138: A Woman Scorned
- Chapter 137: The Weight of Leaving
- Chapter 136: Mother of My Cub
- Chapter 135: The Sight Of You
- Chapter 134: The Red Panda makes a Cub
- Chapter 133: The Art of Courtship
- Chapter 132: Mo Xiao of Thousand Fang
- Chapter 131: Gu Gu says Yes!
- Chapter 130: The Woman Who Fed Everyone
- Chapter 129: A Very Small Panda
- Chapter 128: The Snake Who Slept Too Long
- Chapter 127: The Hole Problem
- Chapter 126: Tumbling Down
- Chapter 125: Blood and Snow
- Chapter 124: The Magnificent Battle
- Chapter 123: The Art of the Pout
- Chapter 122: The Cubs and the Burning Sky
- Chapter 121: The Burning Sky Loses A Baby
- Chapter 120: The Ice Queen’s Blush
- Chapter 119: Night with the Fox
- Chapter 118: The Intruders Get Roasted(literally)
- Chapter 117: Intruders!
- Chapter 116: The Festival
- Chapter 115: Alone Time with Zhao Yan
- Chapter 114: Flirting with The Dusty Old Dragon
- Chapter 113: The Grandma Chronicles
- Chapter 112: Run For Your Life!
- Chapter 111: The Dragon Who Did Not Want Friends
- Chapter 110: Not The Monster I Expected
- Chapter 109: Breakfast With the Storm
- Chapter 108: The Other Woman
- Chapter 107: Another Dragon Friend
- Chapter 106: Elder Emberglow’s Past
- Chapter 105: The Adventures of The Two Cubs
- Chapter 104: The Dragon King Has A Crisis
- Chapter 103: The Sky That Burns
- Chapter 102: The Stormcrown’s Catch
- Chapter 101: The Dragon King’s Decree
- Chapter 100: The Storm in the Clouds
- Chapter 99: Another Dragon
- Chapter 98: The Postpartum Gift Shop Explosion
- Chapter 97: Storm Dragon Stamina
- Chapter 96: The Return of the Dragon Prince
- Chapter 95: The Tiny Tyrant of Thousand Fang
- Chapter 94: It’s a She!
- Chapter 93: Little Zhen Wakes Up
- Chapter 92: The Arrival of Little Zhen
- Chapter 91: Let’s Have a Baby
- Chapter 90: The Ice Queen’s Forgiveness
- Chapter 89: Electric Boogaloo
- Chapter 88: The Grandmother Gauntlet
- Chapter 87: The Longest Night
- Chapter 86: Very Unsolicited Baby Names
- Chapter 85: Thousand Fang Game Day
- Chapter 84: The Council of Chaos
- Chapter 83: The Bear Who Should Have Stayed Hibernating
- Chapter 82: The Cursed, Cranky, Very Pregnant Female
- Chapter 81: The Fox Who Heard Everything
- Chapter 80: A Night With The Snow Leopard
- Chapter 79: Flee Before the Turkeys
- Chapter 78: The Lemon Heist Gone Wrong
- Chapter 77: My Pheromone Soap Ruined Everything (A Cultivation Memoir)
- Chapter 76: Aphrodisiac Soap
- Chapter 75: I Know What To Do!
- Chapter 74: Cornered by the Leopard Lord
- Chapter 73: Is Papa Eating Mama
- Chapter 72: So Long, Sparkly Dragons
- Chapter 71: Peace Was Never an Option
- Chapter 70: Walking Was a Mistake
- Chapter 69: The Mandatory Honeymoon of Doom
- Chapter 68: Tiān-Mìng Pops In to Drop the Horniest Quest Log of All Time
- Chapter 67: Zhāo Yàn vs. Han Shān: Territorial Tug-of-War
- Chapter 66: The Third Husband
- Chapter 65: You Can Not Banish Her!
- Chapter 64: Talk to Your Traumatized Husband First
- Chapter 63: The Great Fur-pocalypse
- Chapter 62: Debt is Paid
- Chapter 61: One Smile
- Chapter 60: Chemical Warfare
- Chapter 59: The Draconic Contract
- Chapter 58: Spite Over Sense
- Chapter 57: Almost...
- Chapter 56: The Golden Squatter
- Chapter 55: The Territorial Kiss
- Chapter 54: The Dragon Princess and The New Pet
- Chapter 53: The Incoming Hurricane
- Chapter 52: I Am Going To Bed
- Chapter 51: Another Attempted Murder
- Chapter 50: Moon-Whisker Weed
- Chapter 49: The Tears of a Tiger
- Chapter 48: Did I Break Him?
- Chapter 47: Flying Dropkicks
- Chapter 46: Two Knuckle-Knocks and a Broken Brain
- Chapter 45: The First Son
- Chapter 44: Caught in 4K
- Chapter 43: Smells Like Swamp Mud
- Chapter 42: Of Swamp Noodles and Skincare Routines
- Chapter 41: The Feral Mother Strikes Again!
- Chapter 40: The Three-Headed Toddler
- Chapter 39: Trial by Performance
- Chapter 38: Trial by Performance
- Chapter 37: The Dragon Who Unknotted Things
- Chapter 36: Monkey Cuddles
- Chapter 35: The Concept of Privacy
- Chapter 34: The Golden Meltdown
- Chapter 33: Cāng Jì’s Worst Nightmare
- Chapter 32: Welcome to Monkey Hell
- Chapter 31: Aggressive Relocation
- Chapter 30: Wake Up, Lazy Raccoon!
- Chapter 29: I Am an Alpha (Please Pat My Head)
- Chapter 28: Dying Whales and Evil Carrots
- Chapter 27: A Ripple In The Ice
- Chapter 26: How to Train Your Dragon (With Honey Cakes and Emotional Blackmail)
- Chapter 25: Three Trials
- Chapter 24: The Monkey King’s Revenge
- Chapter 23: Attack of the Cubs!
- Chapter 22: Riddles in the Morning
- Chapter 21: Hot Springs and Cold Glares
- Chapter 20: The Uninvited Guest
- Chapter 19: The Return of the Snow Leopard
- Chapter 18: The High-Altitude Hitchhiker
- Chapter 17: The Dragon’s Shadow
- Chapter 16: The Wrath of Gū Gū
- Chapter 15: Grandma’s Stick of Truth
- Chapter 14: Death by Star-Fruit: A Snake Twin Special
- Chapter 13: Squeaky Clean Demon
- Chapter 12: The Fox’s Bath Time
- Chapter 11: Judgement is Passed
- Chapter 10: Mama
- Chapter 9: The Wrath of the "Demon"
- Chapter 8: Make Snowball Smile
- Chapter 7: Firelight Trial
- Chapter 6: The Snake Twins!
- Chapter 5: The Mission of the Smile
- Chapter 4: The Contagious Giggle
- Chapter 3: The Snow Leopard’s Cold Shoulder
- Chapter 2: Good Kitty
- Chapter 1: The Worst First Day Ever