Chapter 150: Assassins!
Tao Zi shrank back, his dark eyes wide with panic.
Zhāo Yàn crossed his arms, his tails swaying dangerously. “You have a very strange way of showing affection, firing poisoned arrows at children.”
“The arrow was a warning shot! To scatter the lowlanders!” the scarred leader insisted, dropping to one knee in the dirt. He looked directly at Tao Zi, placing a hand over his heart in a dramatic, sweeping gesture of loyalty.
“Young Master,” the jaguar rasped, his voice dripping with sudden reverence. “We are the true loyalists of the Jade Jaguar Clan. We survived the coup five years ago. We have been searching the continent for you. We came to rescue you from these savages and return you to your rightful throne in the southern jungles!”
Tao Zi blinked. He looked at the kneeling man, a spark of desperate, aching hope flickering in his terrified eyes. Loyalists? People from his home? People who hadn’t forgotten him?
“You……you survived?” Tao Zi whispered, taking a tiny, hesitant step forward.
“Tao Zi, don’t!” Zhēn warned, tugging on his arm.
“Yes, Young Master!” the leader cried, tears welling in his eyes. “Your nursemaid sent word before she passed. We are here to serve you. Please, come with us. Let us take you home.”
Han Shān frowned, his icy aura dimming slightly. He looked at Mo Xiao. If these were truly the boy’s surviving kin, it wasn’t their place to keep an heir from his people.
“Is this true?” Mo Xiao demanded, his voice stern but less murderous.
The scarred leader nodded fervently. “I swear it on the Great Spirit.”
Tao Zi took another step forward. The idea of not having to hide anymore, of having a clan that belonged to him, was overwhelmingly intoxicating to the orphaned cub.
But before Tao Zi could cross the clearing, a calm voice cut through the heavy emotional atmosphere.
“Stop.”
Everyone turned.
Yàn Shū stepped out from behind Han Shān. The Red Panda scholar was holding the black-feathered arrow he had pulled from the iron-wood tree. He adjusted his slightly crooked glasses, holding the arrow up to the sunlight.
“I apologize for interrupting this very touching reunion,” Yàn Shū said smoothly. “But I must point out a few glaring statistical anomalies in your narrative.”
The scarred leader’s eye twitched. “What are you babbling about, you panda?”
Yàn Shū didn’t flinch. He casually spun the arrow in his hand. “Anomaly number one. The fletching on this arrow is made from the Night-Stalker Raven, a bird native only to the western gorges, not the southern jungles.”
Yàn Shū took a slow step forward, his fluffy tail swishing with scholarly confidence. “Anomaly number two. When you knelt, you placed your right hand over your left breast. Ancient texts clearly dictate that the Jade Jaguar loyalist salute requires the left hand over the right collarbone, to symbolize the guarding of the heart, not the lungs.”
Tao Zi froze in his tracks.
The scarred leader’s face went completely pale. “I…..I was disoriented from the blast—”
“And finally,” Yàn Shū interrupted, his amber eyes narrowing. He raised the tip of the arrow, pointing to a dark, sticky residue glistening on the arrowhead.
“This is Black-Bane venom,” Yàn Shū stated flatly. “It is a highly volatile, completely lethal neurotoxin. Statistically speaking, loyalists executing a delicate extraction mission to rescue their beloved Young Master do not use indiscriminately lethal area-of-effect poisons for ’warning shots.’ They use paralyzing agents.”
Yàn Shū tossed the arrow into the dirt at the leader’s feet.
“You are not loyalists,” Yàn Shū declared, his voice ringing with absolute certainty. “You are the assassins sent by the usurpers to finish the job.”
The silence in the clearing was absolute.
Tao Zi gasped, scrambling backward so fast he tripped over his own feet, landing hard in the dirt. Zhēn immediately threw her arms around him, shielding him.
The scarred leader’s fake tears vanished instantly. His expression twisted into a mask of ugly hatred. He slowly stood up, kicking the arrow aside.
“Clever little panda,” the assassin sneered, spitting onto the grass. “Too clever for your own good.”
Han Shān’s eyes blazed with fury. “You lied. You came to slaughter a child.”
“He is a loose end!” the leader roared, pulling a strange, glowing black crystal from a hidden pouch at his waist. “The usurper King demands his head! If we cannot take him quietly, we will take him by force!”
“You and what army?” Zhāo Yàn scoffed, cracking his knuckles. “Your friends are taking a nap in the mud.”
“I don’t need them,” the scarred leader laughed, a manic, desperate sound. He raised the glowing black crystal high above his head. “I just need a distraction!”
He slammed the crystal violently into the earth.
CRAAAACK!
The ground violently heaved. A massive, jagged fissure ripped through the center of the clearing, tearing the grass apart. The sky above them instantly darkened as a foul, suffocating miasma poured out of the glowing crystal.
“Get the cubs back!” Mo Xiao bellowed, grabbing Hóng Yè by the shoulder and shoving him toward the tree line.
From the depths of the black miasma, a sound emerged. It wasn’t a roar. It was a wet, clicking, skittering sound that made the hairs on the back of Yàn Shū’s neck stand straight up.
A massive, segmented leg, covered in thick, bristly hairs and dripping with acidic venom, stabbed out of the smoke, slamming into the dirt.
Then another. And another.
“What is that?!” Hóng Yè yelled, dragging the terrified cubs behind a large boulder.
Yàn Shū’s eyes went wide with absolute horror. “Statistically…” he whispered, his voice trembling. “We are in a great deal of trouble.”
Rising from the smoke, towering twenty feet into the air, was a fully grown, mutated Goliath Death-Weaver, a monstrous, heavily armored arachnid beast from the deep abyssal caves. Its eight multifaceted eyes locked onto the husbands, its mandibles clicking hungrily.
The scarred leader scrambled up the back of the monstrous spider, laughing maniacally as he pointed a poisoned dagger directly at Tao Zi.
“Kill the fathers!” the assassin shrieked. “Take the boy! Slaughter the rest!”
The Goliath Death-Weaver let out an ear-piercing screech and lunged.
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Chapters
- Chapter 189: The Road Home
- Chapter 188: The end of a journey
- Chapter 187: Home
- Chapter 186: The Goddess’s Reluctant Apology
- Chapter 185: Terrible Emotional Intelligence
- Chapter 184: Alone in the Green
- Chapter 183: Back to Square One
- Chapter 182: Black Mirror River
- Chapter 181: Memory Wipe
- Chapter 180: The Great Remembrance
- Chapter 179: Robbery
- Chapter 178: The Shaman’s Shop
- Chapter 177: Crashout
- Chapter 176: Hunt For The Truth
- Chapter 175: Prom Pickup
- Chapter 174: The Scholar’s Son
- Chapter 173: The Clumsy Scholar
- Chapter 172: The Fox Who Didn’t Know Why He Called
- Chapter 171: Vanilla Dreams
- Chapter 170: Old Scars and New Sparks
- Chapter 169: Talk Over Matcha
- Chapter 168: Urgent Calls
- Chapter 167: Stars, Suits, and the Tiny Terror
- Chapter 166: The Goddess takes a Gamble
- Chapter 165: The Golden Prince’s Fury
- Chapter 164: The Hollow Crown
- Chapter 163: Run Toward the Sunrise
- Chapter 162: Death
- Chapter 161: The Ice That Would Not Come
- Chapter 160: The Breaking
- Chapter 159: The Hunter becomes the hunted
- Chapter 158: Queen of Ashes
- Chapter 157: The Crate
- Chapter 156: Scariest Scout
- Chapter 155: Rui Xue Alone
- Chapter 154: Headcount
- Chapter 153: Canopy Crash
- Chapter 152: Going to the Jungles
- Chapter 151: Courage Beyond Measure
- Chapter 150: Assassins!
- Chapter 149: The Shadow of the Jade
- Chapter 148: An Unseen Threat
- Chapter 147: The Jade Jaguar
- Chapter 146: The River Snapper Ambush
- Chapter 145: The Agony of Being Nine and Fluffy
- Chapter 144: Who is Tao Zi?
- Chapter 143: Lessons Learned(The Hard Way)
- Chapter 142: The Burning Sky Arrives
- Chapter 141: A Mother’s Fury
- Chapter 140: The Butterfly Problem
- Chapter 139: Little Moon On The Run
- Chapter 138: A Woman Scorned
- Chapter 137: The Weight of Leaving
- Chapter 136: Mother of My Cub
- Chapter 135: The Sight Of You
- Chapter 134: The Red Panda makes a Cub
- Chapter 133: The Art of Courtship
- Chapter 132: Mo Xiao of Thousand Fang
- Chapter 131: Gu Gu says Yes!
- Chapter 130: The Woman Who Fed Everyone
- Chapter 129: A Very Small Panda
- Chapter 128: The Snake Who Slept Too Long
- Chapter 127: The Hole Problem
- Chapter 126: Tumbling Down
- Chapter 125: Blood and Snow
- Chapter 124: The Magnificent Battle
- Chapter 123: The Art of the Pout
- Chapter 122: The Cubs and the Burning Sky
- Chapter 121: The Burning Sky Loses A Baby
- Chapter 120: The Ice Queen’s Blush
- Chapter 119: Night with the Fox
- Chapter 118: The Intruders Get Roasted(literally)
- Chapter 117: Intruders!
- Chapter 116: The Festival
- Chapter 115: Alone Time with Zhao Yan
- Chapter 114: Flirting with The Dusty Old Dragon
- Chapter 113: The Grandma Chronicles
- Chapter 112: Run For Your Life!
- Chapter 111: The Dragon Who Did Not Want Friends
- Chapter 110: Not The Monster I Expected
- Chapter 109: Breakfast With the Storm
- Chapter 108: The Other Woman
- Chapter 107: Another Dragon Friend
- Chapter 106: Elder Emberglow’s Past
- Chapter 105: The Adventures of The Two Cubs
- Chapter 104: The Dragon King Has A Crisis
- Chapter 103: The Sky That Burns
- Chapter 102: The Stormcrown’s Catch
- Chapter 101: The Dragon King’s Decree
- Chapter 100: The Storm in the Clouds
- Chapter 99: Another Dragon
- Chapter 98: The Postpartum Gift Shop Explosion
- Chapter 97: Storm Dragon Stamina
- Chapter 96: The Return of the Dragon Prince
- Chapter 95: The Tiny Tyrant of Thousand Fang
- Chapter 94: It’s a She!
- Chapter 93: Little Zhen Wakes Up
- Chapter 92: The Arrival of Little Zhen
- Chapter 91: Let’s Have a Baby
- Chapter 90: The Ice Queen’s Forgiveness
- Chapter 89: Electric Boogaloo
- Chapter 88: The Grandmother Gauntlet
- Chapter 87: The Longest Night
- Chapter 86: Very Unsolicited Baby Names
- Chapter 85: Thousand Fang Game Day
- Chapter 84: The Council of Chaos
- Chapter 83: The Bear Who Should Have Stayed Hibernating
- Chapter 82: The Cursed, Cranky, Very Pregnant Female
- Chapter 81: The Fox Who Heard Everything
- Chapter 80: A Night With The Snow Leopard
- Chapter 79: Flee Before the Turkeys
- Chapter 78: The Lemon Heist Gone Wrong
- Chapter 77: My Pheromone Soap Ruined Everything (A Cultivation Memoir)
- Chapter 76: Aphrodisiac Soap
- Chapter 75: I Know What To Do!
- Chapter 74: Cornered by the Leopard Lord
- Chapter 73: Is Papa Eating Mama
- Chapter 72: So Long, Sparkly Dragons
- Chapter 71: Peace Was Never an Option
- Chapter 70: Walking Was a Mistake
- Chapter 69: The Mandatory Honeymoon of Doom
- Chapter 68: Tiān-Mìng Pops In to Drop the Horniest Quest Log of All Time
- Chapter 67: Zhāo Yàn vs. Han Shān: Territorial Tug-of-War
- Chapter 66: The Third Husband
- Chapter 65: You Can Not Banish Her!
- Chapter 64: Talk to Your Traumatized Husband First
- Chapter 63: The Great Fur-pocalypse
- Chapter 62: Debt is Paid
- Chapter 61: One Smile
- Chapter 60: Chemical Warfare
- Chapter 59: The Draconic Contract
- Chapter 58: Spite Over Sense
- Chapter 57: Almost...
- Chapter 56: The Golden Squatter
- Chapter 55: The Territorial Kiss
- Chapter 54: The Dragon Princess and The New Pet
- Chapter 53: The Incoming Hurricane
- Chapter 52: I Am Going To Bed
- Chapter 51: Another Attempted Murder
- Chapter 50: Moon-Whisker Weed
- Chapter 49: The Tears of a Tiger
- Chapter 48: Did I Break Him?
- Chapter 47: Flying Dropkicks
- Chapter 46: Two Knuckle-Knocks and a Broken Brain
- Chapter 45: The First Son
- Chapter 44: Caught in 4K
- Chapter 43: Smells Like Swamp Mud
- Chapter 42: Of Swamp Noodles and Skincare Routines
- Chapter 41: The Feral Mother Strikes Again!
- Chapter 40: The Three-Headed Toddler
- Chapter 39: Trial by Performance
- Chapter 38: Trial by Performance
- Chapter 37: The Dragon Who Unknotted Things
- Chapter 36: Monkey Cuddles
- Chapter 35: The Concept of Privacy
- Chapter 34: The Golden Meltdown
- Chapter 33: Cāng Jì’s Worst Nightmare
- Chapter 32: Welcome to Monkey Hell
- Chapter 31: Aggressive Relocation
- Chapter 30: Wake Up, Lazy Raccoon!
- Chapter 29: I Am an Alpha (Please Pat My Head)
- Chapter 28: Dying Whales and Evil Carrots
- Chapter 27: A Ripple In The Ice
- Chapter 26: How to Train Your Dragon (With Honey Cakes and Emotional Blackmail)
- Chapter 25: Three Trials
- Chapter 24: The Monkey King’s Revenge
- Chapter 23: Attack of the Cubs!
- Chapter 22: Riddles in the Morning
- Chapter 21: Hot Springs and Cold Glares
- Chapter 20: The Uninvited Guest
- Chapter 19: The Return of the Snow Leopard
- Chapter 18: The High-Altitude Hitchhiker
- Chapter 17: The Dragon’s Shadow
- Chapter 16: The Wrath of Gū Gū
- Chapter 15: Grandma’s Stick of Truth
- Chapter 14: Death by Star-Fruit: A Snake Twin Special
- Chapter 13: Squeaky Clean Demon
- Chapter 12: The Fox’s Bath Time
- Chapter 11: Judgement is Passed
- Chapter 10: Mama
- Chapter 9: The Wrath of the "Demon"
- Chapter 8: Make Snowball Smile
- Chapter 7: Firelight Trial
- Chapter 6: The Snake Twins!
- Chapter 5: The Mission of the Smile
- Chapter 4: The Contagious Giggle
- Chapter 3: The Snow Leopard’s Cold Shoulder
- Chapter 2: Good Kitty
- Chapter 1: The Worst First Day Ever