Chapter 6: The Snake Twins!
Bai Yue stirred awake, her mind groggy and heavy with the remnants of a dream about overpriced lattes and a world that didn’t involve people wanting her dead. But as she tried to roll over, she felt a sharp tug. Then another.
Her eyes snapped open. It was pitch black, save for the faint, silvery moonlight filtering through the cracks in the hut’s walls.
“Ugh… what the—?”
She tried to lift her arms, but they were pinned to her sides. She tried to kick her legs, but they were lashed together. Someone had tied her up. And not with professional rope, either, it felt like a messy, tangled web of itchy hemp and vines.
“Hehehe…..did the old woman say the knots would hold?”
The whisper came from the corner of the hut. Bai Yue squinted into the shadows and saw two young boys. They looked like twins, maybe fifteen in human years, but their skin was dusted with fine, black scales that shimmered in the dark.
Snake beastmen. They were brandishing wooden sticks as if they were legendary swords.
She moved her head.
“Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!” the one on the left suddenly screamed, his voice cracking midway through. “The cursed female is not dead! Die! Die, you monster!”
Before Bai Yue could even process the situation, the two teenagers lunged forward and started whacking her with the sticks.
“Ouch! Hey! Stop that! Oww!” Bai Yue yelled, thrashing on the bed of pelts. The sticks didn’t hurt that much, they were more like aggressive twigs, but the audacity was staggering. “You little brats! Stop it right now!”
With a surge of adrenaline and the surprisingly high strength of her new body, Bai Yue flexed her muscles. The poorly tied vine-ropes snapped with a series of satisfying pops.
The twins froze, their eyes turning into giant yellow saucers.
“She broke the cursed binding!” the right one shrieked. “Run for your life!”
They scrambled for the door, but Bai Yue was faster. She rolled off the bed and lunged, grabbing each of them by the scruff of their tunics before they could reach the exit.
“Naughty!” she snapped, danging them slightly. “What was that for? I was sleeping! Who attacks a sleeping woman with sticks?”
“We were protecting Ruì Xuě!” the taller twin shouted, kicking his legs fruitlessly. “He’s our friend! We saw you looking at him with your demon-eyes today!”
“Yeah!” the second one added, his forked tongue flickering out in a show of bravado. “The old woman said if we tied the sacred ropes around you, your heart would stop and you’d return to the hell you came from! Why didn’t you die?!”
Bai Yue felt a massive sigh build up in her chest. Sacred ropes? It looked like someone’s laundry line. She looked at their terrified, determined faces and her anger drained away. They were just kids trying to protect their friend from a monster.
She let go of them, and they tumbled to the dirt floor. “Ugh. Look, I’m not going to eat Ruì Xuě. Now go home before I decide to turn you into snake-skin boots.”
They didn’t need to be told twice. They scrambled out of the hut, screaming about demons and failed rituals as they vanished into the night.
Bai Yue groaned, rubbing her sore arms. “Damn it, Tiān-Mìng…..why me? Why couldn’t you have picked a villainess who was at least mildly liked?”
She felt filthy. Between the dirt, the sweat from her ’mini-fit,’ and the smell of the panther-cubs, she felt like a walking swamp. She remembered the hot springs. The men should have left by now, she thought hopefully. It’s the middle of the night. Surely it’s safe.
She scurried out of the hut, using her newly downloaded memories to navigate the darkened forest paths. The hot spring was massive, a natural stone basin filled with steaming, bubbling water that smelled faintly of minerals and ancient Earth.
She looked around. The area was silent. No guards, no shouting husbands, no stick-wielding teenagers.
“Yay.”
She carefully stripped off her fur garments, feeling a bit shy even with no one around, and slipped into the water. “Ahhh…..this is the stuff.” She leaned her head back against a smooth rock, closing her eyes. She thought about the two snake-boys. Even though they had tried to kill her (sort of), she was happy Ruì Xuě had friends who cared that much about him.
Splash.
Bai Yue’s heart did a triple-flip. She froze, her eyes snapping open. Please don’t let there be someone here. Please let that be a very large, very athletic fish.
A head emerged from the center of the steaming pool.
He was closer than she expected. Droplets of water ran down a face that was beautiful, more elegant than the others. He had vibrant red eyes and fiery orange hair that he slicked back with a wet hand. His bare chest was lean but muscled, and he looked at her with a gaze that could have set the water on fire.
Zhāo Yàn. Her second husband. The Fox Lord.
“You,” he hissed.
Bai Yue tried to focus on the fact that he was her husband and he hated her, but she was currently very occupied with the fact that she was neck-deep in a pool with him and had absolutely zero clothing on.
She swallowed hard, sinking deeper until only her nose and eyes were above the water. “I… I… I’m sorry!”
Zhāo Yàn squinted, swimming a few inches closer, his red eyes narrowing with intense loathing. “Cursed female. I heard you had crawled back to the tribe, but I didn’t believe it. You witch. You look even more disgusting than I remembered.” He scoffed, a cruel smirk dancing on his lips. “I wish you would have died in that forest.”
“I’m sorry! I’m sorry!” she bubbled through the water.
He scoffed again, looking bored. “Shut up. Your apologies are as fake as your beauty.”
Without a shred of modesty, Zhāo Yàn stood up to leave the spring. He was…..well, he was a fox beastman, and he was currently wearing nothing but the steam.
“AHHHHHHHHH!” Bai Yue shrieked, covering her eyes and splashing water everywhere.
Zhāo Yàn startled, jumping back a step. “What?! What is it?!”
“Cover up! My eyes! My innocent eyes!” she screamed.
He looked down at himself, then back at her, a look of pure confusion crossing his face. “Cover up? Bai Yue, you had my cub. You’ve seen me shift a thousand times. What is wrong with you?”
“It doesn’t mean I want to see you…..you… everything right now!”
He scoffed, his lip curling in a sneer. “You are disgusting. And weird. Stay in your hut and rot, Bai Yue.”
He grabbed a leather wrap from a nearby rock and walked away into the shadows, his bushy orange tail flicking once in a gesture of pure dismissal.
Bai Yue sat in the water, trembling and red-faced. Two beast husbands in one day. One tried to kill me, the other just traumatized me with his birthday suit.
She quickly scurried out, throwing her clothes back on with trembling fingers. As she was trying to fix her hair, and running, she bumped into a solid, warm chest.
“Whoa!”
Mo Xiao caught her by the shoulders. He looked at her wet hair and then sniffed the air. “Why…..were you in the hot springs? And why does the air smell like Fox?”
“I… I was just washing,” she panted. “And Zhāo Yàn was there.”
Mo Xiao’s brow furrowed. “Zhāo Yàn was here? Strange. He hardly comes to this part of the territory anymore. He usually stays in the Eastern woods.” He sighed, letting go of her shoulders. “Come. The tribe is gathering for the evening meal.”
Bai Yue swallowed hard. The entire tribe? That meant hundreds of beastmen who all called her ’the cursed female.’ “Should…..should I be there?”
Mo Xiao looked shocked again. He leaned in, peering into her eyes. “Are you not hungry?”
She nodded shyly. “Yes. I am.”
“Then come with me,” he said, his voice firm but not unkind. “You will sit afar from us, as usual. But you will eat.”
Bai Yue nodded, looking back toward the hot spring where the steam was still rising. She had fifteen days to make a cub smile, three husbands who wanted her dead, and a reputation that made children want to tie her up with laundry lines.
Sigh. She had a lot of work to do.
[Day 1/15: Active]
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Chapters
- Chapter 189: The Road Home
- Chapter 188: The end of a journey
- Chapter 187: Home
- Chapter 186: The Goddess’s Reluctant Apology
- Chapter 185: Terrible Emotional Intelligence
- Chapter 184: Alone in the Green
- Chapter 183: Back to Square One
- Chapter 182: Black Mirror River
- Chapter 181: Memory Wipe
- Chapter 180: The Great Remembrance
- Chapter 179: Robbery
- Chapter 178: The Shaman’s Shop
- Chapter 177: Crashout
- Chapter 176: Hunt For The Truth
- Chapter 175: Prom Pickup
- Chapter 174: The Scholar’s Son
- Chapter 173: The Clumsy Scholar
- Chapter 172: The Fox Who Didn’t Know Why He Called
- Chapter 171: Vanilla Dreams
- Chapter 170: Old Scars and New Sparks
- Chapter 169: Talk Over Matcha
- Chapter 168: Urgent Calls
- Chapter 167: Stars, Suits, and the Tiny Terror
- Chapter 166: The Goddess takes a Gamble
- Chapter 165: The Golden Prince’s Fury
- Chapter 164: The Hollow Crown
- Chapter 163: Run Toward the Sunrise
- Chapter 162: Death
- Chapter 161: The Ice That Would Not Come
- Chapter 160: The Breaking
- Chapter 159: The Hunter becomes the hunted
- Chapter 158: Queen of Ashes
- Chapter 157: The Crate
- Chapter 156: Scariest Scout
- Chapter 155: Rui Xue Alone
- Chapter 154: Headcount
- Chapter 153: Canopy Crash
- Chapter 152: Going to the Jungles
- Chapter 151: Courage Beyond Measure
- Chapter 150: Assassins!
- Chapter 149: The Shadow of the Jade
- Chapter 148: An Unseen Threat
- Chapter 147: The Jade Jaguar
- Chapter 146: The River Snapper Ambush
- Chapter 145: The Agony of Being Nine and Fluffy
- Chapter 144: Who is Tao Zi?
- Chapter 143: Lessons Learned(The Hard Way)
- Chapter 142: The Burning Sky Arrives
- Chapter 141: A Mother’s Fury
- Chapter 140: The Butterfly Problem
- Chapter 139: Little Moon On The Run
- Chapter 138: A Woman Scorned
- Chapter 137: The Weight of Leaving
- Chapter 136: Mother of My Cub
- Chapter 135: The Sight Of You
- Chapter 134: The Red Panda makes a Cub
- Chapter 133: The Art of Courtship
- Chapter 132: Mo Xiao of Thousand Fang
- Chapter 131: Gu Gu says Yes!
- Chapter 130: The Woman Who Fed Everyone
- Chapter 129: A Very Small Panda
- Chapter 128: The Snake Who Slept Too Long
- Chapter 127: The Hole Problem
- Chapter 126: Tumbling Down
- Chapter 125: Blood and Snow
- Chapter 124: The Magnificent Battle
- Chapter 123: The Art of the Pout
- Chapter 122: The Cubs and the Burning Sky
- Chapter 121: The Burning Sky Loses A Baby
- Chapter 120: The Ice Queen’s Blush
- Chapter 119: Night with the Fox
- Chapter 118: The Intruders Get Roasted(literally)
- Chapter 117: Intruders!
- Chapter 116: The Festival
- Chapter 115: Alone Time with Zhao Yan
- Chapter 114: Flirting with The Dusty Old Dragon
- Chapter 113: The Grandma Chronicles
- Chapter 112: Run For Your Life!
- Chapter 111: The Dragon Who Did Not Want Friends
- Chapter 110: Not The Monster I Expected
- Chapter 109: Breakfast With the Storm
- Chapter 108: The Other Woman
- Chapter 107: Another Dragon Friend
- Chapter 106: Elder Emberglow’s Past
- Chapter 105: The Adventures of The Two Cubs
- Chapter 104: The Dragon King Has A Crisis
- Chapter 103: The Sky That Burns
- Chapter 102: The Stormcrown’s Catch
- Chapter 101: The Dragon King’s Decree
- Chapter 100: The Storm in the Clouds
- Chapter 99: Another Dragon
- Chapter 98: The Postpartum Gift Shop Explosion
- Chapter 97: Storm Dragon Stamina
- Chapter 96: The Return of the Dragon Prince
- Chapter 95: The Tiny Tyrant of Thousand Fang
- Chapter 94: It’s a She!
- Chapter 93: Little Zhen Wakes Up
- Chapter 92: The Arrival of Little Zhen
- Chapter 91: Let’s Have a Baby
- Chapter 90: The Ice Queen’s Forgiveness
- Chapter 89: Electric Boogaloo
- Chapter 88: The Grandmother Gauntlet
- Chapter 87: The Longest Night
- Chapter 86: Very Unsolicited Baby Names
- Chapter 85: Thousand Fang Game Day
- Chapter 84: The Council of Chaos
- Chapter 83: The Bear Who Should Have Stayed Hibernating
- Chapter 82: The Cursed, Cranky, Very Pregnant Female
- Chapter 81: The Fox Who Heard Everything
- Chapter 80: A Night With The Snow Leopard
- Chapter 79: Flee Before the Turkeys
- Chapter 78: The Lemon Heist Gone Wrong
- Chapter 77: My Pheromone Soap Ruined Everything (A Cultivation Memoir)
- Chapter 76: Aphrodisiac Soap
- Chapter 75: I Know What To Do!
- Chapter 74: Cornered by the Leopard Lord
- Chapter 73: Is Papa Eating Mama
- Chapter 72: So Long, Sparkly Dragons
- Chapter 71: Peace Was Never an Option
- Chapter 70: Walking Was a Mistake
- Chapter 69: The Mandatory Honeymoon of Doom
- Chapter 68: Tiān-Mìng Pops In to Drop the Horniest Quest Log of All Time
- Chapter 67: Zhāo Yàn vs. Han Shān: Territorial Tug-of-War
- Chapter 66: The Third Husband
- Chapter 65: You Can Not Banish Her!
- Chapter 64: Talk to Your Traumatized Husband First
- Chapter 63: The Great Fur-pocalypse
- Chapter 62: Debt is Paid
- Chapter 61: One Smile
- Chapter 60: Chemical Warfare
- Chapter 59: The Draconic Contract
- Chapter 58: Spite Over Sense
- Chapter 57: Almost...
- Chapter 56: The Golden Squatter
- Chapter 55: The Territorial Kiss
- Chapter 54: The Dragon Princess and The New Pet
- Chapter 53: The Incoming Hurricane
- Chapter 52: I Am Going To Bed
- Chapter 51: Another Attempted Murder
- Chapter 50: Moon-Whisker Weed
- Chapter 49: The Tears of a Tiger
- Chapter 48: Did I Break Him?
- Chapter 47: Flying Dropkicks
- Chapter 46: Two Knuckle-Knocks and a Broken Brain
- Chapter 45: The First Son
- Chapter 44: Caught in 4K
- Chapter 43: Smells Like Swamp Mud
- Chapter 42: Of Swamp Noodles and Skincare Routines
- Chapter 41: The Feral Mother Strikes Again!
- Chapter 40: The Three-Headed Toddler
- Chapter 39: Trial by Performance
- Chapter 38: Trial by Performance
- Chapter 37: The Dragon Who Unknotted Things
- Chapter 36: Monkey Cuddles
- Chapter 35: The Concept of Privacy
- Chapter 34: The Golden Meltdown
- Chapter 33: Cāng Jì’s Worst Nightmare
- Chapter 32: Welcome to Monkey Hell
- Chapter 31: Aggressive Relocation
- Chapter 30: Wake Up, Lazy Raccoon!
- Chapter 29: I Am an Alpha (Please Pat My Head)
- Chapter 28: Dying Whales and Evil Carrots
- Chapter 27: A Ripple In The Ice
- Chapter 26: How to Train Your Dragon (With Honey Cakes and Emotional Blackmail)
- Chapter 25: Three Trials
- Chapter 24: The Monkey King’s Revenge
- Chapter 23: Attack of the Cubs!
- Chapter 22: Riddles in the Morning
- Chapter 21: Hot Springs and Cold Glares
- Chapter 20: The Uninvited Guest
- Chapter 19: The Return of the Snow Leopard
- Chapter 18: The High-Altitude Hitchhiker
- Chapter 17: The Dragon’s Shadow
- Chapter 16: The Wrath of Gū Gū
- Chapter 15: Grandma’s Stick of Truth
- Chapter 14: Death by Star-Fruit: A Snake Twin Special
- Chapter 13: Squeaky Clean Demon
- Chapter 12: The Fox’s Bath Time
- Chapter 11: Judgement is Passed
- Chapter 10: Mama
- Chapter 9: The Wrath of the "Demon"
- Chapter 8: Make Snowball Smile
- Chapter 7: Firelight Trial
- Chapter 6: The Snake Twins!
- Chapter 5: The Mission of the Smile
- Chapter 4: The Contagious Giggle
- Chapter 3: The Snow Leopard’s Cold Shoulder
- Chapter 2: Good Kitty
- Chapter 1: The Worst First Day Ever