Chapter 56: The Golden Squatter
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Chapter 56: The Golden Squatter
The echo of Bai Yue’s bold declaration—”He is my mate. Go find your own fox.”—hung in the dead-silent clearing.
For three glorious seconds, Bai Yue felt like an absolute warrior queen. A badass protagonist who had finally taken control of the plot.
And then, the adrenaline vanished.
Did I just… Bai Yue’s brain initiated a frantic reboot sequence. Loading… Error 404: Logic not found. Did I just grab the Fox Lord, the man who hated my guts two weeks ago, and suck on his face in front of a literal celestial deity?!
Her face, already flushed from the kiss, went spectacularly red it rivaled Zhao Yan’s hair. Her knees, which had been locked in a stance of fierce defiance, suddenly turned into overcooked wet noodles.
She stumbled backward, a tiny, embarrassing squeak escaping her swollen lips. Gravity was about to claim another victory, but she never hit the dirt.
Zhāo Yàn caught her effortlessly. His strong arms wrapped securely around her waist, pulling her right back against his solid chest.
“Woah there, little female,” Zhāo Yàn purred.
His voice was an octave lower than usual, gravelly and filled with a dark, completely unhidden delight. He leaned down, his breath ghosting over the shell of her ear. “Careful. You don’t want to fall after such a magnificent display.”
“I—that was—I didn’t—” Bai Yue stammered, pushing against his chest. She couldn’t look him in the eye. If she looked into those crimson eyes right now, she was going to combust.
“It was a tactical move!” she finally blurted out, keeping her voice to a harsh whisper that only he could hear. “Purely strategic! A spur-of-the-moment diversion to get the crazy dragon lady to back off! That’s all!”
Zhāo Yàn didn’t believe her for a fraction of a second.
He let out a chuckle that she felt against her palms. “A tactical move?” he repeated, his thumb slowly stroking the sensitive curve of her waist. “You kissed me like a starving woman, Bai Yue. And you declared it in front of the entire Thousand Fang Tribe.”
He tilted her chin up with one finger, forcing her to meet his devastatingly smug smirk. “You said I was your mate in front of a First Generation Dragon. You claimed me. There are absolutely no take-backs now.”
Before Bai Yue could open her mouth to argue her failing defense, the sound of slow clapping cut through the romantic tension.
Everyone snapped their heads toward Cāng Yáo.
The Dragon Princess wasn’t gathering a fireball in her throat. She wasn’t summoning a hurricane to level the village. Instead, she had thrown her head back, her chiming headdress jingling like wind chimes as a melodic, entirely arrogant laugh spilled from her ruby lips.
“Hahahaha! Oh, how precious!” Cāng Yáo laughed, wiping a completely fake tear from her glowing golden eye.
She stopped clapping and crossed her arms, looking Bai Yue up and down like she was examining a particularly amusing, but ultimately worthless, bug.
“A tactical move?” Cāng Yáo projected her voice, having clearly overheard Bai Yue’s panicked whisper thanks to her superior draconic hearing. “Or the desperate flailing of a primitive little creature clinging to a gem she doesn’t deserve?”
Cāng Yáo stepped closer, her anklets chiming. She leaned in, inspecting Bai Yue’s muddy animal-hide skirt and the messy, half-dried state of her ponytail.
“You think a kiss means anything to a dragon?” Cāng Yáo scoffed, waving a manicured hand dismissively. “You think claiming him with your unwashed lips changes the fundamental truth of the universe? Look at you. You are covered in river silt. You smell like wild garlic and panic. You are a fleeting, fragile little thing that will wither and die in a few short decades.”
The Dragon Princess shifted her gaze back to Zhāo Yàn, her eyes hungry. “And he… he is exquisite. He deserves the eternal, shining luxury of the High Peaks, not a mud-pit. A kiss is cheap. I am simply going to outshine you.”
Cāng Jì finally found his voice. “Sister… please. Let’s just go home. I am fine! Let’s just leave!”
“Silence, Cāng Jì,” Cāng Yáo snapped without even looking at him. “I am not leaving. I have found a new pet, and I am going to collect him.”
With a theatrical snap of her fingers, the air around the clearing violently warped.
A massive cloud of gold dust materialized directly next to Bai Yue’s humble, slightly lopsided wooden hut. The dust swirled like a miniature tornado, solidifying rapidly into thick pillars of carved white jade. Walls of shimmering, translucent silk cascaded down from a roof tiled with actual, glittering mother-of-pearl.
Within thirty seconds, a literal, blindingly luxurious golden pavilion had squatted itself directly on Bai Yue’s metaphorical lawn.
“What in the world…” Mo Xiao muttered, shielding his amber eyes from the intense glare of the building.
“This,” Cāng Yáo announced, gesturing grandly to her new palace, “shall be my temporary residence. I will stay here, in this squalid little village, until the Fox Lord realizes that a life of unimaginable wealth and power is far superior to sleeping in a dirt hovel with a woman who probably doesn’t even know how to properly polish a scale.”
To prove her point, she snapped her fingers again. Two invisible magical servants carried out a massive, hovering silver platter from the pavilion and set it on a jade table near the entrance.
The platter was overflowing with exotic delicacies from the High Peaks. Crystal-clear spring water, honey-glazed meats, and, Bai Yue’s eyes zeroed in on it like a heat-seeking missile, a massive, sparkling crystal bowl piled high with fresh, plump, perfectly ripe raspberries.
Raspberries.
Bai Yue’s soul left her body, hovering in the air like a ghostly cartoon. Raspberries were her ultimate comfort fruit. In her past life, she would eat an entire carton when she was stressed, happy, sad, or just breathing. She hadn’t seen a single raspberry since transmigrating into this prehistoric forest.
Her mouth literally watered. Her stomach gave a treacherous, audible gurgle.
Cāng Yáo heard it and smirked triumphantly. “You see? Even the muddy female’s body knows it is outclassed. Enjoy your dirt, Fox Lord. My doors are open when you tire of playing house in the mud.”
With a final, dramatic swish of her crimson silks, the Dragon Princess turned and strutted into her golden pavilion, leaving the scent of expensive incense and petty arrogance in her wake.
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Chapters
- Chapter 189: The Road Home
- Chapter 188: The end of a journey
- Chapter 187: Home
- Chapter 186: The Goddess’s Reluctant Apology
- Chapter 185: Terrible Emotional Intelligence
- Chapter 184: Alone in the Green
- Chapter 183: Back to Square One
- Chapter 182: Black Mirror River
- Chapter 181: Memory Wipe
- Chapter 180: The Great Remembrance
- Chapter 179: Robbery
- Chapter 178: The Shaman’s Shop
- Chapter 177: Crashout
- Chapter 176: Hunt For The Truth
- Chapter 175: Prom Pickup
- Chapter 174: The Scholar’s Son
- Chapter 173: The Clumsy Scholar
- Chapter 172: The Fox Who Didn’t Know Why He Called
- Chapter 171: Vanilla Dreams
- Chapter 170: Old Scars and New Sparks
- Chapter 169: Talk Over Matcha
- Chapter 168: Urgent Calls
- Chapter 167: Stars, Suits, and the Tiny Terror
- Chapter 166: The Goddess takes a Gamble
- Chapter 165: The Golden Prince’s Fury
- Chapter 164: The Hollow Crown
- Chapter 163: Run Toward the Sunrise
- Chapter 162: Death
- Chapter 161: The Ice That Would Not Come
- Chapter 160: The Breaking
- Chapter 159: The Hunter becomes the hunted
- Chapter 158: Queen of Ashes
- Chapter 157: The Crate
- Chapter 156: Scariest Scout
- Chapter 155: Rui Xue Alone
- Chapter 154: Headcount
- Chapter 153: Canopy Crash
- Chapter 152: Going to the Jungles
- Chapter 151: Courage Beyond Measure
- Chapter 150: Assassins!
- Chapter 149: The Shadow of the Jade
- Chapter 148: An Unseen Threat
- Chapter 147: The Jade Jaguar
- Chapter 146: The River Snapper Ambush
- Chapter 145: The Agony of Being Nine and Fluffy
- Chapter 144: Who is Tao Zi?
- Chapter 143: Lessons Learned(The Hard Way)
- Chapter 142: The Burning Sky Arrives
- Chapter 141: A Mother’s Fury
- Chapter 140: The Butterfly Problem
- Chapter 139: Little Moon On The Run
- Chapter 138: A Woman Scorned
- Chapter 137: The Weight of Leaving
- Chapter 136: Mother of My Cub
- Chapter 135: The Sight Of You
- Chapter 134: The Red Panda makes a Cub
- Chapter 133: The Art of Courtship
- Chapter 132: Mo Xiao of Thousand Fang
- Chapter 131: Gu Gu says Yes!
- Chapter 130: The Woman Who Fed Everyone
- Chapter 129: A Very Small Panda
- Chapter 128: The Snake Who Slept Too Long
- Chapter 127: The Hole Problem
- Chapter 126: Tumbling Down
- Chapter 125: Blood and Snow
- Chapter 124: The Magnificent Battle
- Chapter 123: The Art of the Pout
- Chapter 122: The Cubs and the Burning Sky
- Chapter 121: The Burning Sky Loses A Baby
- Chapter 120: The Ice Queen’s Blush
- Chapter 119: Night with the Fox
- Chapter 118: The Intruders Get Roasted(literally)
- Chapter 117: Intruders!
- Chapter 116: The Festival
- Chapter 115: Alone Time with Zhao Yan
- Chapter 114: Flirting with The Dusty Old Dragon
- Chapter 113: The Grandma Chronicles
- Chapter 112: Run For Your Life!
- Chapter 111: The Dragon Who Did Not Want Friends
- Chapter 110: Not The Monster I Expected
- Chapter 109: Breakfast With the Storm
- Chapter 108: The Other Woman
- Chapter 107: Another Dragon Friend
- Chapter 106: Elder Emberglow’s Past
- Chapter 105: The Adventures of The Two Cubs
- Chapter 104: The Dragon King Has A Crisis
- Chapter 103: The Sky That Burns
- Chapter 102: The Stormcrown’s Catch
- Chapter 101: The Dragon King’s Decree
- Chapter 100: The Storm in the Clouds
- Chapter 99: Another Dragon
- Chapter 98: The Postpartum Gift Shop Explosion
- Chapter 97: Storm Dragon Stamina
- Chapter 96: The Return of the Dragon Prince
- Chapter 95: The Tiny Tyrant of Thousand Fang
- Chapter 94: It’s a She!
- Chapter 93: Little Zhen Wakes Up
- Chapter 92: The Arrival of Little Zhen
- Chapter 91: Let’s Have a Baby
- Chapter 90: The Ice Queen’s Forgiveness
- Chapter 89: Electric Boogaloo
- Chapter 88: The Grandmother Gauntlet
- Chapter 87: The Longest Night
- Chapter 86: Very Unsolicited Baby Names
- Chapter 85: Thousand Fang Game Day
- Chapter 84: The Council of Chaos
- Chapter 83: The Bear Who Should Have Stayed Hibernating
- Chapter 82: The Cursed, Cranky, Very Pregnant Female
- Chapter 81: The Fox Who Heard Everything
- Chapter 80: A Night With The Snow Leopard
- Chapter 79: Flee Before the Turkeys
- Chapter 78: The Lemon Heist Gone Wrong
- Chapter 77: My Pheromone Soap Ruined Everything (A Cultivation Memoir)
- Chapter 76: Aphrodisiac Soap
- Chapter 75: I Know What To Do!
- Chapter 74: Cornered by the Leopard Lord
- Chapter 73: Is Papa Eating Mama
- Chapter 72: So Long, Sparkly Dragons
- Chapter 71: Peace Was Never an Option
- Chapter 70: Walking Was a Mistake
- Chapter 69: The Mandatory Honeymoon of Doom
- Chapter 68: Tiān-Mìng Pops In to Drop the Horniest Quest Log of All Time
- Chapter 67: Zhāo Yàn vs. Han Shān: Territorial Tug-of-War
- Chapter 66: The Third Husband
- Chapter 65: You Can Not Banish Her!
- Chapter 64: Talk to Your Traumatized Husband First
- Chapter 63: The Great Fur-pocalypse
- Chapter 62: Debt is Paid
- Chapter 61: One Smile
- Chapter 60: Chemical Warfare
- Chapter 59: The Draconic Contract
- Chapter 58: Spite Over Sense
- Chapter 57: Almost...
- Chapter 56: The Golden Squatter
- Chapter 55: The Territorial Kiss
- Chapter 54: The Dragon Princess and The New Pet
- Chapter 53: The Incoming Hurricane
- Chapter 52: I Am Going To Bed
- Chapter 51: Another Attempted Murder
- Chapter 50: Moon-Whisker Weed
- Chapter 49: The Tears of a Tiger
- Chapter 48: Did I Break Him?
- Chapter 47: Flying Dropkicks
- Chapter 46: Two Knuckle-Knocks and a Broken Brain
- Chapter 45: The First Son
- Chapter 44: Caught in 4K
- Chapter 43: Smells Like Swamp Mud
- Chapter 42: Of Swamp Noodles and Skincare Routines
- Chapter 41: The Feral Mother Strikes Again!
- Chapter 40: The Three-Headed Toddler
- Chapter 39: Trial by Performance
- Chapter 38: Trial by Performance
- Chapter 37: The Dragon Who Unknotted Things
- Chapter 36: Monkey Cuddles
- Chapter 35: The Concept of Privacy
- Chapter 34: The Golden Meltdown
- Chapter 33: Cāng Jì’s Worst Nightmare
- Chapter 32: Welcome to Monkey Hell
- Chapter 31: Aggressive Relocation
- Chapter 30: Wake Up, Lazy Raccoon!
- Chapter 29: I Am an Alpha (Please Pat My Head)
- Chapter 28: Dying Whales and Evil Carrots
- Chapter 27: A Ripple In The Ice
- Chapter 26: How to Train Your Dragon (With Honey Cakes and Emotional Blackmail)
- Chapter 25: Three Trials
- Chapter 24: The Monkey King’s Revenge
- Chapter 23: Attack of the Cubs!
- Chapter 22: Riddles in the Morning
- Chapter 21: Hot Springs and Cold Glares
- Chapter 20: The Uninvited Guest
- Chapter 19: The Return of the Snow Leopard
- Chapter 18: The High-Altitude Hitchhiker
- Chapter 17: The Dragon’s Shadow
- Chapter 16: The Wrath of Gū Gū
- Chapter 15: Grandma’s Stick of Truth
- Chapter 14: Death by Star-Fruit: A Snake Twin Special
- Chapter 13: Squeaky Clean Demon
- Chapter 12: The Fox’s Bath Time
- Chapter 11: Judgement is Passed
- Chapter 10: Mama
- Chapter 9: The Wrath of the "Demon"
- Chapter 8: Make Snowball Smile
- Chapter 7: Firelight Trial
- Chapter 6: The Snake Twins!
- Chapter 5: The Mission of the Smile
- Chapter 4: The Contagious Giggle
- Chapter 3: The Snow Leopard’s Cold Shoulder
- Chapter 2: Good Kitty
- Chapter 1: The Worst First Day Ever