Chapter 114: Flirting with The Dusty Old Dragon
Chapter 114: Flirting with The Dusty Old Dragon
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Chapter 114: Flirting with The Dusty Old Dragon
“Why?”
Hán Bīng’s lips curved.
“My daughter-in-law was invited. I came to ensure she was not eaten.”
“A reasonable precaution. The peaks are not known for their hospitality.”
“I’m finding them adequate.”
“Are you.”
The two of them looked at each other. The crystals hummed. The papers rustled. Gū Gū, who had been watching the exchange with growing interest, felt something shift in the air.
“Well,” Wēn Jìng said brightly, “I’m Wēn Jìng! This is Gū Gū. And you’ve met Hán Bīng. We’re grandmothers. To the cubs. The ones who have been running around the peaks making friends with everyone. You might have heard of them?”
The dragon’s eyes flickered. “The lowlander cubs.”
“The very same! Yòu Lín mentioned you. He said you had very nice furs and a sad son and that you needed friends. He’s very good at identifying people who need friends. It’s a gift.”
The dragon stared at her. “Your grandson told you about me.”
“He told everyone about you. He’s very enthusiastic. He said you let him play with a carving and that you cried a little but pretended you didn’t. He thought that was very brave.”
“He said I—” The dragon’s voice cracked. He cleared his throat. “I did not cry.”
“Of course you didn’t,” Wēn Jìng said, and her voice was so warm, so gentle, so entirely without judgment that Gū Gū almost believed her.
“I didn’t,” the dragon insisted. “I was—there was dust. In the air. From the crystals. It’s a known irritant.”
“Of course it is.”
He stared at her for a long moment. Then, very slowly, his mouth twitched.
“You’re not what I expected,” he said.
“What did you expect?”
“I don’t know. Something louder. The cubs are very loud. I assumed their grandmothers would be louder.”
“We can be loud,” Gū Gū said. “We’re choosing not to be. It’s called restraint.”
“Is it.”
“It is.”
The dragon looked at her stick. At her face. At the way she was standing, balanced and ready, the way she had stood for most of her life.
“You’re a warrior,” he said.
“I’m a grandmother. Sometimes I have to hit things.”
“A grandmother who hits things.”
“That’s what grandmothers do. We hit things. We feed people. We make sure our families survive.” She grinned, and it was the grin she had worn when she was young, when the world was simpler and everything could be solved with a stick and a sharp tongue.
“What do you do, old dragon?” The snow leopard asked.
Elder Emberglow’s gaze drifted from Gū Gū’s stick to Hán Bīng’s face. A slow smile spread across his weathered features.
“I wait.”
“Wait for what?”
His eyes never left Hán Bīng’s. “For something worth waking up for.”
The cavern went very quiet.
Hán Bīng’s eyebrow arched. “And have you found it?”
“I’m not certain yet.” He leaned back, his old bones creaking. “The view has improved considerably in the last few minutes, though.”
Gū Gū’s mouth opened in shock. Was the dusty old dragon flirting? With the ice queen? The ice queen who had frozen warriors solid for looking at her wrong?
Hán Bīng’s lips curved.
“You’re bold for a dragon who lives in a cave.”
“I’m old. I’ve earned the right to be bold.”
“Old enough to know better.”
“Old enough to know that waiting for the right moment is foolish. The right moment is whatever moment you’re in.” He gestured at the chair across from him. “Sit. Tell me why a snow leopard of the Northern peaks is wandering my tunnels.”
Hán Bīng didn’t sit. But she didn’t leave either.
“I was bored.”
“You were bored,” he repeated.
“My daughter-in-law is making friends with storm princesses. My grandchildren are befriending every dragon in the peaks. My fellow grandmothers are—” she glanced at Gū Gū, “—being themselves. I required entertainment.”
“And you found your way to my cave.”
“Your cave is at the end of a very long tunnel. I followed it.”
“A wise choice.”
“Was it?”
His eyes held hers. “I think so.”
The crystals hummed. The papers rustled. Gū Gū watched the ice queen’s face, waiting for the frost, the dismissal, the sharp words that always came when someone presumed to be interesting in her presence.
Hán Bīng’s cheeks were faintly pink.
He stood. He was taller than she expected, broader. He walked around his desk, moving slowly, carefully, like a creature who had forgotten he could move at all.
“I haven’t slept for a long time,” he said.
“Why not?”
He stopped in front of her. “No particular reason. Although, now I’m happy I didn’t.”
Gū Gū choked.
Wēn Jìng’s hand closed around her arm. “We should go,” the scholar-woman said, and her voice was too bright, too cheerful, too absolutely delighted.
“Go? We just—”
“The feast. Tonight. We need to prepare.” Wēn Jìng was already pulling her toward the tunnel. “Hán Bīng, we’ll meet you back at the quarters.”
Hán Bīng didn’t look away from the dragon. “Yes. Fine. Later.”
“Later,” Elder Emberglow echoed.
Gū Gū tried to dig her heels in. “But—”
Wēn Jìng dragged her into the tunnel. The crystals flashed. The papers rustled. And behind them, Gū Gū heard something that made her blood run cold and hot at the same time.
Hán Bīng laughed.
A real laugh. Low and warm and nothing like the ice queen she had known for decades.
“What was THAT?” Gū Gū demanded, shaking off Wēn Jìng’s grip.
Wēn Jìng was grinning. “That was your fellow grandmother being charmed by a very old, very patient dragon.”
“She wasn’t—she doesn’t—the ice queen doesn’t get charmed!”
“She just did.”
“That was not charming. That was—” Gū Gū sputtered. “That’s not charming, that’s—that’s—”
“Romantic,” Wēn Jìng supplied.
“It’s RIDICULOUS.”
“It’s adorable.”
“It’s—” Gū Gū stopped. Her eyes narrowed. “Why are you smiling like that?”
Wēn Jìng’s grin widened. “Because it’s fun!”
They had reached the courtyard. The afternoon light was blinding after the tunnels. And in the sky, descending toward one of the lower platforms, was a massive golden shape.
Cāng Jì.
In his dragon form.
Wings spread. Scales blazing. Circling down.
On his back, clinging to his scales, were two small shapes.
Orange fur. White fur.
Yòu Lín. Ruì Xuě.
Laughing.
Gū Gū’s stick hit the ground.
“Is that—” she started.
“Cāng Jì,” Wēn Jìng said.
“With the cubs.”
“With the cubs.”
“Flying.”
“Flying.”
“Oh, they’re going to get it.”
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- Chapter 189: The Road Home
- Chapter 188: The end of a journey
- Chapter 187: Home
- Chapter 186: The Goddess’s Reluctant Apology
- Chapter 185: Terrible Emotional Intelligence
- Chapter 184: Alone in the Green
- Chapter 183: Back to Square One
- Chapter 182: Black Mirror River
- Chapter 181: Memory Wipe
- Chapter 180: The Great Remembrance
- Chapter 179: Robbery
- Chapter 178: The Shaman’s Shop
- Chapter 177: Crashout
- Chapter 176: Hunt For The Truth
- Chapter 175: Prom Pickup
- Chapter 174: The Scholar’s Son
- Chapter 173: The Clumsy Scholar
- Chapter 172: The Fox Who Didn’t Know Why He Called
- Chapter 171: Vanilla Dreams
- Chapter 170: Old Scars and New Sparks
- Chapter 169: Talk Over Matcha
- Chapter 168: Urgent Calls
- Chapter 167: Stars, Suits, and the Tiny Terror
- Chapter 166: The Goddess takes a Gamble
- Chapter 165: The Golden Prince’s Fury
- Chapter 164: The Hollow Crown
- Chapter 163: Run Toward the Sunrise
- Chapter 162: Death
- Chapter 161: The Ice That Would Not Come
- Chapter 160: The Breaking
- Chapter 159: The Hunter becomes the hunted
- Chapter 158: Queen of Ashes
- Chapter 157: The Crate
- Chapter 156: Scariest Scout
- Chapter 155: Rui Xue Alone
- Chapter 154: Headcount
- Chapter 153: Canopy Crash
- Chapter 152: Going to the Jungles
- Chapter 151: Courage Beyond Measure
- Chapter 150: Assassins!
- Chapter 149: The Shadow of the Jade
- Chapter 148: An Unseen Threat
- Chapter 147: The Jade Jaguar
- Chapter 146: The River Snapper Ambush
- Chapter 145: The Agony of Being Nine and Fluffy
- Chapter 144: Who is Tao Zi?
- Chapter 143: Lessons Learned(The Hard Way)
- Chapter 142: The Burning Sky Arrives
- Chapter 141: A Mother’s Fury
- Chapter 140: The Butterfly Problem
- Chapter 139: Little Moon On The Run
- Chapter 138: A Woman Scorned
- Chapter 137: The Weight of Leaving
- Chapter 136: Mother of My Cub
- Chapter 135: The Sight Of You
- Chapter 134: The Red Panda makes a Cub
- Chapter 133: The Art of Courtship
- Chapter 132: Mo Xiao of Thousand Fang
- Chapter 131: Gu Gu says Yes!
- Chapter 130: The Woman Who Fed Everyone
- Chapter 129: A Very Small Panda
- Chapter 128: The Snake Who Slept Too Long
- Chapter 127: The Hole Problem
- Chapter 126: Tumbling Down
- Chapter 125: Blood and Snow
- Chapter 124: The Magnificent Battle
- Chapter 123: The Art of the Pout
- Chapter 122: The Cubs and the Burning Sky
- Chapter 121: The Burning Sky Loses A Baby
- Chapter 120: The Ice Queen’s Blush
- Chapter 119: Night with the Fox
- Chapter 118: The Intruders Get Roasted(literally)
- Chapter 117: Intruders!
- Chapter 116: The Festival
- Chapter 115: Alone Time with Zhao Yan
- Chapter 114: Flirting with The Dusty Old Dragon
- Chapter 113: The Grandma Chronicles
- Chapter 112: Run For Your Life!
- Chapter 111: The Dragon Who Did Not Want Friends
- Chapter 110: Not The Monster I Expected
- Chapter 109: Breakfast With the Storm
- Chapter 108: The Other Woman
- Chapter 107: Another Dragon Friend
- Chapter 106: Elder Emberglow’s Past
- Chapter 105: The Adventures of The Two Cubs
- Chapter 104: The Dragon King Has A Crisis
- Chapter 103: The Sky That Burns
- Chapter 102: The Stormcrown’s Catch
- Chapter 101: The Dragon King’s Decree
- Chapter 100: The Storm in the Clouds
- Chapter 99: Another Dragon
- Chapter 98: The Postpartum Gift Shop Explosion
- Chapter 97: Storm Dragon Stamina
- Chapter 96: The Return of the Dragon Prince
- Chapter 95: The Tiny Tyrant of Thousand Fang
- Chapter 94: It’s a She!
- Chapter 93: Little Zhen Wakes Up
- Chapter 92: The Arrival of Little Zhen
- Chapter 91: Let’s Have a Baby
- Chapter 90: The Ice Queen’s Forgiveness
- Chapter 89: Electric Boogaloo
- Chapter 88: The Grandmother Gauntlet
- Chapter 87: The Longest Night
- Chapter 86: Very Unsolicited Baby Names
- Chapter 85: Thousand Fang Game Day
- Chapter 84: The Council of Chaos
- Chapter 83: The Bear Who Should Have Stayed Hibernating
- Chapter 82: The Cursed, Cranky, Very Pregnant Female
- Chapter 81: The Fox Who Heard Everything
- Chapter 80: A Night With The Snow Leopard
- Chapter 79: Flee Before the Turkeys
- Chapter 78: The Lemon Heist Gone Wrong
- Chapter 77: My Pheromone Soap Ruined Everything (A Cultivation Memoir)
- Chapter 76: Aphrodisiac Soap
- Chapter 75: I Know What To Do!
- Chapter 74: Cornered by the Leopard Lord
- Chapter 73: Is Papa Eating Mama
- Chapter 72: So Long, Sparkly Dragons
- Chapter 71: Peace Was Never an Option
- Chapter 70: Walking Was a Mistake
- Chapter 69: The Mandatory Honeymoon of Doom
- Chapter 68: Tiān-Mìng Pops In to Drop the Horniest Quest Log of All Time
- Chapter 67: Zhāo Yàn vs. Han Shān: Territorial Tug-of-War
- Chapter 66: The Third Husband
- Chapter 65: You Can Not Banish Her!
- Chapter 64: Talk to Your Traumatized Husband First
- Chapter 63: The Great Fur-pocalypse
- Chapter 62: Debt is Paid
- Chapter 61: One Smile
- Chapter 60: Chemical Warfare
- Chapter 59: The Draconic Contract
- Chapter 58: Spite Over Sense
- Chapter 57: Almost...
- Chapter 56: The Golden Squatter
- Chapter 55: The Territorial Kiss
- Chapter 54: The Dragon Princess and The New Pet
- Chapter 53: The Incoming Hurricane
- Chapter 52: I Am Going To Bed
- Chapter 51: Another Attempted Murder
- Chapter 50: Moon-Whisker Weed
- Chapter 49: The Tears of a Tiger
- Chapter 48: Did I Break Him?
- Chapter 47: Flying Dropkicks
- Chapter 46: Two Knuckle-Knocks and a Broken Brain
- Chapter 45: The First Son
- Chapter 44: Caught in 4K
- Chapter 43: Smells Like Swamp Mud
- Chapter 42: Of Swamp Noodles and Skincare Routines
- Chapter 41: The Feral Mother Strikes Again!
- Chapter 40: The Three-Headed Toddler
- Chapter 39: Trial by Performance
- Chapter 38: Trial by Performance
- Chapter 37: The Dragon Who Unknotted Things
- Chapter 36: Monkey Cuddles
- Chapter 35: The Concept of Privacy
- Chapter 34: The Golden Meltdown
- Chapter 33: Cāng Jì’s Worst Nightmare
- Chapter 32: Welcome to Monkey Hell
- Chapter 31: Aggressive Relocation
- Chapter 30: Wake Up, Lazy Raccoon!
- Chapter 29: I Am an Alpha (Please Pat My Head)
- Chapter 28: Dying Whales and Evil Carrots
- Chapter 27: A Ripple In The Ice
- Chapter 26: How to Train Your Dragon (With Honey Cakes and Emotional Blackmail)
- Chapter 25: Three Trials
- Chapter 24: The Monkey King’s Revenge
- Chapter 23: Attack of the Cubs!
- Chapter 22: Riddles in the Morning
- Chapter 21: Hot Springs and Cold Glares
- Chapter 20: The Uninvited Guest
- Chapter 19: The Return of the Snow Leopard
- Chapter 18: The High-Altitude Hitchhiker
- Chapter 17: The Dragon’s Shadow
- Chapter 16: The Wrath of Gū Gū
- Chapter 15: Grandma’s Stick of Truth
- Chapter 14: Death by Star-Fruit: A Snake Twin Special
- Chapter 13: Squeaky Clean Demon
- Chapter 12: The Fox’s Bath Time
- Chapter 11: Judgement is Passed
- Chapter 10: Mama
- Chapter 9: The Wrath of the "Demon"
- Chapter 8: Make Snowball Smile
- Chapter 7: Firelight Trial
- Chapter 6: The Snake Twins!
- Chapter 5: The Mission of the Smile
- Chapter 4: The Contagious Giggle
- Chapter 3: The Snow Leopard’s Cold Shoulder
- Chapter 2: Good Kitty
- Chapter 1: The Worst First Day Ever