Chapter 127: The Hole Problem
The hole was, upon reflection, not getting any shallower.
Zhāo Yàn had checked. Several times. He had stood on his toes. He had jumped, once, which he immediately regretted due to his ribs having opinions about jumping. He had examined the walls .
The walls were dirt. They were straight. They were six feet tall and showed no signs of becoming shorter out of sympathy.
“We could call for help,” Zhāo Yàn said.
Han Shān looked at him.
“We won’t call for help,” Zhāo Yàn said.
Han Shān looked back at the walls.
The afternoon light came down through the circle of sky above them in a thin, unhelpful column that illuminated mostly the mud and each other and the general extent of their situation.
Somewhere above, the village was going about its business entirely unaware that two cubs had fallen into what appeared to be an old game trap that had been dug, forgotten, and then politely covered by several seasons of grass and optimism.
Zhāo Yàn sat down.
Han Shān remained standing. He had been examining the walls with a patience that Zhāo Yàn found both admirable and slightly irritating. He would look at one section. Then move. Look at the next section. Move again.
Zhāo Yàn felt the need to narrate the process.
“The walls are too smooth to climb,” he offered.
Han Shān said nothing.
“I already tried.”
Nothing.
“Twice.”
Han Shān moved to the next section of wall.
Zhāo Yàn watched him. “Do you always think this quietly?”
Han Shān paused. Considered the question as if it deserved genuine consideration. “Yes.”
“Doesn’t it get boring? Inside your own head?”
“No.”
“What do you think about?”
Another pause. Longer this time. “Things that need solving.”
“What about things that don’t need solving?”
Han Shān looked at him like he was silly. “Like what?”
“I don’t know. Things you like. Things that are interesting.” Zhāo Yàn gestured vaguely at the circle of sky above them. “We’re stuck here. We could talk.”
Han Shān appeared to weigh this option against his other available options, which were limited, and arrived at a reluctant conclusion. He sat down across from Zhāo Yàn, his back straight, his hands on his knees.
“Fine,” he said.
Zhāo Yàn’s tails perked up slightly. “What do you like?”
Han Shān thought about this for what felt like a very long time. “Snow,” he said finally.
“Snow.”
“The way it changes things. The way everything looks different after a heavy fall.”
Zhāo Yàn considered this. It was not the answer he had expected. He had expected something about fighting or hunting or training, the things most cubs his age cited when asked what they liked, as if liking something soft was a weakness to be concealed.
“I like the moment before a thunderstorm,” Zhāo Yàn said. “When everything goes still and the air tastes like metal. When you can feel it coming before you can see it.”
Han Shān looked at him. “Why?”
“I like knowing things before other people know them.” He shrugged, which hurt, which he ignored.
“That’s not the same as liking the storm.”
“The storm is just proof I was right.”
The snow leopard bit back a smile.
“What else?” Han Shān said.
“What else do I like?”
“Yes.”
Zhāo Yàn thought about it seriously, which was not something he was often asked to do. “Winning arguments. The good noodles my mother makes on cold nights. The way my tails feel when I run fast enough that they all stream out behind me.” He looked at his three tails, currently spread in the mud. “I’m going to have nine someday.”
“You said that before.”
“It’s still true.”
“Most foxes don’t reach nine.”
“I’m not most foxes.” He said it without posturing, without performance. Just as a fact, the way Han Shān stated facts. “You’ll see.”
Han Shān was quiet for a moment. Then, unexpectedly: “I’m going to lead the Northern Peaks.”
Zhāo Yàn looked at him. “You sound very certain.”
“I am certain. It’s my responsibility. My mother has no one else. The territory has no one else. I’m going to go back and I’m going to learn everything and then I’m going to be enough.”
“Enough for what?”
“For all of it.” He looked at his hands. “Whatever all of it turns out to be.”
“That sounds exhausting,” Zhāo Yàn said.
“Yes,” Han Shān agreed simply.
“You should also like something fun.”
“I like snow.”
“Snow isn’t fun.”
“Snow is very fun. You’ve clearly never—” Han Shān stopped. The tips of his white ears had gone very slightly pink. He looked back at the wall.
Zhāo Yàn stared at him. “You’ve never what?”
“Nothing.”
“You were going to say something.”
“I wasn’t.”
“Your ears are pink.”
“They’re not.”
“Han Shān. Your ears are extremely pink right now. What were you going to—”
“I sometimes,” Han Shān said, with great stiffness, “slide down the mountain. When no one is watching. On the steep part, near the eastern face, where the snow is packed.” He paused. “It’s fast.”
“That,” Zhāo Yàn said, “sounds extremely fun.”
“It’s just training. For balance. And reflexes.”
“You’re smiling.”
“I’m not smiling.”
“Your mouth is doing the thing.”
“I don’t have a thing.”
“Everyone has a thing. Yours is very small and you clearly hate that it exists.” Zhāo Yàn’s tails had lifted entirely from the mud now, swishing with slow satisfaction. “You like sliding down mountains in the snow and you don’t want anyone to know.”
Han Shān said nothing.
“I won’t tell anyone. I promise,” Zhāo Yàn said.
Han Shān looked at him. Evaluating. The same look he had given the boar last night.
Then, very slightly, he nodded.
They sat in companionable quiet for a while. The afternoon moved. The light shifted.
“I have an idea,” Han Shān said eventually. He stood, brushing mud from his fur. “If I brace against this wall and you climb using my shoulders as a foothold, you can reach the edge. Then you pull me up after.”
Zhāo Yàn looked at the wall. Looked at Han Shān. “My ribs—”
“I’ll lift you to my shoulders first. You won’t have to jump.”
“And then I pull you up? You’re bigger than me.”
“You have three tails worth of cultivation.” Han Shān said it simply. “You’re stronger than you look. You proved that last night.”
“Fine,” Zhāo Yàn said, standing. “But if I drop you, that’s your own fault for being heavy.”
“If you drop me,” Han Shān said, moving to brace against the wall, “I’ll land on my feet.”
“Snow leopard arrogance.”
“Snow leopard fact.”
Zhāo Yàn almost smiled. He moved toward Han Shān, planting his foot in the offered hold, feeling the solid, unmoving stability of the other cub brace beneath him, and reached up toward the lip of the hole.
His fingers found grass. Found dirt. Found the edge.
He was almost there. Almost—
Hsssssssssss.
Both cubs went completely still.
The sound came from the darkness at the far end of the hole, where the shadows were deepest, where neither of them had looked because they had been looking at the walls.
It was not a small sound.
It was a sound that suggested the thing making It was very large and was in a foul mood.
Zhāo Yàn looked down at Han Shān.
Han Shān looked up at Zhāo Yàn.
In the deep shadow at the end of the hole, two eyes opened.
Vertical pupils. Yellow. Very large. The eyes of a beast that had not shifted into a human form in long enough that it had started to forget it had one.
The hiss came again. Longer this time.
Han Shān’s blue eyes were very wide.
Zhāo Yàn’s three tails had fused into one solid, puffed, terrified mass.
“Climb,” Han Shān said, and his voice was extremely calm for someone whose ears had gone completely flat against his head.
“I’m climbing,” Zhāo Yàn said, and he was, his arms shaking, his ribs screaming, hauling himself over the edge with everything he had.
“Faster,” Han Shān said.
The hissing intensified.
“I’M GOING AS FAST AS I—”
“FASTER.”
Zhāo Yàn’s stomach hit the grass. He rolled, spun, thrust his hands back down into the hole.
“GRAB MY HANDS—”
Han Shān grabbed his hands.
The snake moved.
“RUN,” Han Shān said, and for the first time since Zhāo Yàn had met him, the word came out at a very undignified volume, something that on anyone else might have been called a squeal, as he scrambled over the edge and hit the ground running.
“Run!!!!!!”
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Chapters
- Chapter 189: The Road Home
- Chapter 188: The end of a journey
- Chapter 187: Home
- Chapter 186: The Goddess’s Reluctant Apology
- Chapter 185: Terrible Emotional Intelligence
- Chapter 184: Alone in the Green
- Chapter 183: Back to Square One
- Chapter 182: Black Mirror River
- Chapter 181: Memory Wipe
- Chapter 180: The Great Remembrance
- Chapter 179: Robbery
- Chapter 178: The Shaman’s Shop
- Chapter 177: Crashout
- Chapter 176: Hunt For The Truth
- Chapter 175: Prom Pickup
- Chapter 174: The Scholar’s Son
- Chapter 173: The Clumsy Scholar
- Chapter 172: The Fox Who Didn’t Know Why He Called
- Chapter 171: Vanilla Dreams
- Chapter 170: Old Scars and New Sparks
- Chapter 169: Talk Over Matcha
- Chapter 168: Urgent Calls
- Chapter 167: Stars, Suits, and the Tiny Terror
- Chapter 166: The Goddess takes a Gamble
- Chapter 165: The Golden Prince’s Fury
- Chapter 164: The Hollow Crown
- Chapter 163: Run Toward the Sunrise
- Chapter 162: Death
- Chapter 161: The Ice That Would Not Come
- Chapter 160: The Breaking
- Chapter 159: The Hunter becomes the hunted
- Chapter 158: Queen of Ashes
- Chapter 157: The Crate
- Chapter 156: Scariest Scout
- Chapter 155: Rui Xue Alone
- Chapter 154: Headcount
- Chapter 153: Canopy Crash
- Chapter 152: Going to the Jungles
- Chapter 151: Courage Beyond Measure
- Chapter 150: Assassins!
- Chapter 149: The Shadow of the Jade
- Chapter 148: An Unseen Threat
- Chapter 147: The Jade Jaguar
- Chapter 146: The River Snapper Ambush
- Chapter 145: The Agony of Being Nine and Fluffy
- Chapter 144: Who is Tao Zi?
- Chapter 143: Lessons Learned(The Hard Way)
- Chapter 142: The Burning Sky Arrives
- Chapter 141: A Mother’s Fury
- Chapter 140: The Butterfly Problem
- Chapter 139: Little Moon On The Run
- Chapter 138: A Woman Scorned
- Chapter 137: The Weight of Leaving
- Chapter 136: Mother of My Cub
- Chapter 135: The Sight Of You
- Chapter 134: The Red Panda makes a Cub
- Chapter 133: The Art of Courtship
- Chapter 132: Mo Xiao of Thousand Fang
- Chapter 131: Gu Gu says Yes!
- Chapter 130: The Woman Who Fed Everyone
- Chapter 129: A Very Small Panda
- Chapter 128: The Snake Who Slept Too Long
- Chapter 127: The Hole Problem
- Chapter 126: Tumbling Down
- Chapter 125: Blood and Snow
- Chapter 124: The Magnificent Battle
- Chapter 123: The Art of the Pout
- Chapter 122: The Cubs and the Burning Sky
- Chapter 121: The Burning Sky Loses A Baby
- Chapter 120: The Ice Queen’s Blush
- Chapter 119: Night with the Fox
- Chapter 118: The Intruders Get Roasted(literally)
- Chapter 117: Intruders!
- Chapter 116: The Festival
- Chapter 115: Alone Time with Zhao Yan
- Chapter 114: Flirting with The Dusty Old Dragon
- Chapter 113: The Grandma Chronicles
- Chapter 112: Run For Your Life!
- Chapter 111: The Dragon Who Did Not Want Friends
- Chapter 110: Not The Monster I Expected
- Chapter 109: Breakfast With the Storm
- Chapter 108: The Other Woman
- Chapter 107: Another Dragon Friend
- Chapter 106: Elder Emberglow’s Past
- Chapter 105: The Adventures of The Two Cubs
- Chapter 104: The Dragon King Has A Crisis
- Chapter 103: The Sky That Burns
- Chapter 102: The Stormcrown’s Catch
- Chapter 101: The Dragon King’s Decree
- Chapter 100: The Storm in the Clouds
- Chapter 99: Another Dragon
- Chapter 98: The Postpartum Gift Shop Explosion
- Chapter 97: Storm Dragon Stamina
- Chapter 96: The Return of the Dragon Prince
- Chapter 95: The Tiny Tyrant of Thousand Fang
- Chapter 94: It’s a She!
- Chapter 93: Little Zhen Wakes Up
- Chapter 92: The Arrival of Little Zhen
- Chapter 91: Let’s Have a Baby
- Chapter 90: The Ice Queen’s Forgiveness
- Chapter 89: Electric Boogaloo
- Chapter 88: The Grandmother Gauntlet
- Chapter 87: The Longest Night
- Chapter 86: Very Unsolicited Baby Names
- Chapter 85: Thousand Fang Game Day
- Chapter 84: The Council of Chaos
- Chapter 83: The Bear Who Should Have Stayed Hibernating
- Chapter 82: The Cursed, Cranky, Very Pregnant Female
- Chapter 81: The Fox Who Heard Everything
- Chapter 80: A Night With The Snow Leopard
- Chapter 79: Flee Before the Turkeys
- Chapter 78: The Lemon Heist Gone Wrong
- Chapter 77: My Pheromone Soap Ruined Everything (A Cultivation Memoir)
- Chapter 76: Aphrodisiac Soap
- Chapter 75: I Know What To Do!
- Chapter 74: Cornered by the Leopard Lord
- Chapter 73: Is Papa Eating Mama
- Chapter 72: So Long, Sparkly Dragons
- Chapter 71: Peace Was Never an Option
- Chapter 70: Walking Was a Mistake
- Chapter 69: The Mandatory Honeymoon of Doom
- Chapter 68: Tiān-Mìng Pops In to Drop the Horniest Quest Log of All Time
- Chapter 67: Zhāo Yàn vs. Han Shān: Territorial Tug-of-War
- Chapter 66: The Third Husband
- Chapter 65: You Can Not Banish Her!
- Chapter 64: Talk to Your Traumatized Husband First
- Chapter 63: The Great Fur-pocalypse
- Chapter 62: Debt is Paid
- Chapter 61: One Smile
- Chapter 60: Chemical Warfare
- Chapter 59: The Draconic Contract
- Chapter 58: Spite Over Sense
- Chapter 57: Almost...
- Chapter 56: The Golden Squatter
- Chapter 55: The Territorial Kiss
- Chapter 54: The Dragon Princess and The New Pet
- Chapter 53: The Incoming Hurricane
- Chapter 52: I Am Going To Bed
- Chapter 51: Another Attempted Murder
- Chapter 50: Moon-Whisker Weed
- Chapter 49: The Tears of a Tiger
- Chapter 48: Did I Break Him?
- Chapter 47: Flying Dropkicks
- Chapter 46: Two Knuckle-Knocks and a Broken Brain
- Chapter 45: The First Son
- Chapter 44: Caught in 4K
- Chapter 43: Smells Like Swamp Mud
- Chapter 42: Of Swamp Noodles and Skincare Routines
- Chapter 41: The Feral Mother Strikes Again!
- Chapter 40: The Three-Headed Toddler
- Chapter 39: Trial by Performance
- Chapter 38: Trial by Performance
- Chapter 37: The Dragon Who Unknotted Things
- Chapter 36: Monkey Cuddles
- Chapter 35: The Concept of Privacy
- Chapter 34: The Golden Meltdown
- Chapter 33: Cāng Jì’s Worst Nightmare
- Chapter 32: Welcome to Monkey Hell
- Chapter 31: Aggressive Relocation
- Chapter 30: Wake Up, Lazy Raccoon!
- Chapter 29: I Am an Alpha (Please Pat My Head)
- Chapter 28: Dying Whales and Evil Carrots
- Chapter 27: A Ripple In The Ice
- Chapter 26: How to Train Your Dragon (With Honey Cakes and Emotional Blackmail)
- Chapter 25: Three Trials
- Chapter 24: The Monkey King’s Revenge
- Chapter 23: Attack of the Cubs!
- Chapter 22: Riddles in the Morning
- Chapter 21: Hot Springs and Cold Glares
- Chapter 20: The Uninvited Guest
- Chapter 19: The Return of the Snow Leopard
- Chapter 18: The High-Altitude Hitchhiker
- Chapter 17: The Dragon’s Shadow
- Chapter 16: The Wrath of Gū Gū
- Chapter 15: Grandma’s Stick of Truth
- Chapter 14: Death by Star-Fruit: A Snake Twin Special
- Chapter 13: Squeaky Clean Demon
- Chapter 12: The Fox’s Bath Time
- Chapter 11: Judgement is Passed
- Chapter 10: Mama
- Chapter 9: The Wrath of the "Demon"
- Chapter 8: Make Snowball Smile
- Chapter 7: Firelight Trial
- Chapter 6: The Snake Twins!
- Chapter 5: The Mission of the Smile
- Chapter 4: The Contagious Giggle
- Chapter 3: The Snow Leopard’s Cold Shoulder
- Chapter 2: Good Kitty
- Chapter 1: The Worst First Day Ever