Chapter 118: The Intruders Get Roasted(literally)
Chapter 118: The Intruders Get Roasted(literally)
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Chapter 118: The Intruders Get Roasted(literally)
The first strike came from nowhere.
A bolt of liquid fire slammed into his chest and sent him skidding backward across the obsidian floor, his claws scraping furrows in the stone.
Dà Jiāo Huǒ lowered his hand. His golden eyes were blazing.
“I warned you,” the Burning Sky said.
Lóng Wēi looked down at the scorch mark on his chest. His smile did not waver. “Brother. You always did hit first and ask questions later.”
He snapped his fingers.
The two dragons flanking him moved.
The first was a female with scales like dried blood and hair the color of rust. Her name was Xuè Yá, Blood Fang, and she lunged for the Burning Sky’s throat.
The Burning Sky didn’t move.
He didn’t need to.
A golden blur intercepted Xuè Yá mid-leap, slamming into her with enough force to crater the obsidian floor. Cāng Jì rose from the impact, his scales blazing, his roar shaking the crystals from the walls.
“YOU,” he thundered, “DO NOT TOUCH MY FATHER.”
Xuè Yá recovered quickly, rolling to her feet with a snarl. Her claws raked across Cāng Jì’s chest, drawing lines of gold-touched blood.
“I thought the golden prince was a joke,” she hissed. “A dancer. A fool who got peed on by monkeys.”
Cāng Jì’s eye twitched.
“I am going to pretend,” he said, his voice dropping to a cold and quiet tone, “that you did not just mention the monkeys.”
He lunged.
They clashed again, gold against crimson, fire against fury, and the plaza shook with the force of it.
The second dragon was larger, slower, built like a siege engine given scales and wings. His name was Shí Gǔ, stone Bone, and he did not bother with elegance. He simply charged, his massive head lowered, his horns aimed directly at the Burning Sky’s chest.
Dà Jiāo Huǒ raised one hand.
Shí Gǔ stopped. Not because he wanted to. Because he could not move. Because years of power had wrapped around him like chains of light and would not let him take another step.
“You,” Dà Jiāo Huǒ said quietly, “should have stayed in whatever hole you crawled out of.”
He flicked his wrist.
Shí Gǔ flew backward, crashing through three crystal pillars, a dessert table, and a very surprised group of young dragons who had been hiding behind it. He landed in a heap of broken stone and honey cakes, groaning.
From somewhere in the wreckage, a small voice piped up: “That was my cake.”
Shí Gǔ groaned louder.
In the center of the plaza, Xuè Yá was discovering that the “golden fool” was not, in fact, a fool.
Every time she thought she had him, he was somewhere else. Every time she struck, he was already gone, already behind her, already pressing his advantage.
“You’re fast,” she snarled, dodging a blast of golden fire.
“I’m magnificent,” Cāng Jì corrected. “There’s a difference.”
He caught her across the face with his tail.
She spun, crashed into a pillar, and came up with blood streaming from a cut above her eye. Her smile was gone. Her eyes were wild.
“You think this changes anything? You think beating me means you’re worthy? You’re still the same dragon who ran away to play with lowlanders. Who let himself be humiliated by monkeys. Who—”
“Monkeys,” Cāng Jì said, and his voice was very, very quiet, “are excellent judges of character. They liked me immediately. They peed on my robes out of respect.”
Xuè Yá stared at him. “That’s not how respect works.”
“It is when you’re as magnificent as I am.”
She lunged again. This time, Cāng Jì didn’t dodge.
He met her head-on, their claws locking,m, their roars merging into something that shook the very foundations of the mountain. For a moment, they were equals, gold and crimson, fire and fury, neither willing to yield.
Then Cāng Jì smiled.
He headbutted her.
Xuè Yá’s eyes rolled back. Her grip slackened. She crumpled to the obsidian floor, unconscious before she hit the ground.
Cāng Jì stood over her, breathing hard, his scales cracked, his face split into a grin that was entirely too smug for someone who had just been in a life-or-death battle.
That was when Lóng Wēi moved.
He had been watching. Waiting. Letting his followers tire the golden prince, distract Dà Jiāo Huǒ. Now, with Cāng Jì exhausted and his father focused on Shí Gǔ’s wreckage, he struck.
Not at the Burning Sky.
At
Bai Yue’s scream was lost in the roar of fire that erupted between Lóng Wēi and the baby.
Dà Jiāo Huǒ was there. He had not moved from his spot, not visibly, but he was there, his hand extended, his palm pressed against Lóng Wēi’s chest, a sphere of light building between them.
“You forget,” Dà Jiāo Huǒ said, “that I have fought wars you only read about. You forget that I have killed things older than this mountain, stronger than this court, more terrible than anything you can imagine.”
The light grew brighter.
“But most of all,” he said, “you forget that I have a granddaughter now. And I will not let anyone—anyone—threaten her.”
Lóng Wēi screamed.
The light erupted. It consumed him, stripped away his scales, his strength, his centuries of carefully cultivated power.
When it faded, Lóng Wēi was on his knees. Human-shaped. Broken.
“Leave,” the Burning Sky said. “And do not return. If you do, I will not be so gentle.”
Lóng Wēi looked up. His face was pale, streaked with blood, his eyes finally holding something other than emptiness.
“Gentle,” he repeated. “You call that gentle.”
“I call that a warning.”
A pause. Then Lóng Wēi laughed.
“You’ve gone soft, brother. You’ve let them make you soft.” His eyes found Bai Yue, found Zhēn, found the grandmothers and the cubs and the lowlanders who had somehow become part of this family. “They’ll destroy you. Everything you are. Everything you were. They’ll turn you into—”
“Leave,” Dà Jiāo Huǒ said.
Lóng Wēi left.
His followers followed, Xuè Yá limping, Shí Gǔ still trying to remove honey cake from his teeth. The plaza was silent as they went, watching the three broken dragons disappear into the shadows of the grand staircase.
When they were gone, Cāng Jì shifted back. He looked exhausted, his robes torn, his hair a disaster, his face streaked with blood and soot. He raised one hand in triumph.
“That,” he announced to the silent crowd, “was completely unacceptable. No one brought snacks. No one offered refreshments. If you’re going to start a fight in my father’s plaza, the least you could do is provide proper catering.”
Ruì Xuě wriggled out of Wēn Jìng’s arms and ran to him, wrapping himself around the dragon’s leg.
“You were so brave, Uncle Sparkles!”
“I was magnificent,” Cāng Jì corrected, scooping the cub up. “Absolutely magnificent. Did you see the part where I headbutted her?”
“You also got hit a lot.”
“That’s called strategy. You let them tire themselves out on your magnificently durable face.”
From across the plaza, Yòu Lín’s voice rang out: “Does this mean we get more desserts? Because I think we should get more desserts. You fought dragons. Uncle Sparkles fought dragons. The big dragon fought dragons. I supervised. Supervising is very tiring. I need sugar.”
The tension broke.
Laughter rippled through the plaza. Dragons who had been pressed against the walls moments before began to drift back toward the center. The crystals flared back to life. The waterfalls began to fall again, their light catching on broken stone and shattered crystal, turning the destruction into something almost beautiful.
Bai Yue walked to the center of the plaza, stepping over broken crystal and fallen desserts, until she stood in front of the Burning Sky.
He was holding Zhēn again. Someone had handed her back. The baby was awake, her amethyst eyes fixed on her grandfather’s face, her tiny hand pressed against his cheek.
“Thank you. For protecting her. For protecting all of us.” Bai Yue said.
Dà Jiāo Huǒ looked down at Zhēn. The baby cooed.
“She is worth protecting,” he said simply. “They all are.”
Cāng Jì appeared at Bai Yue’s elbow, Ruì Xuě still in his arms, Yòu Lín now clinging to his leg.
“I also protected people,” he announced. “I was very brave. I headbutted a dragon. Multiple times. There was blood. My blood. A lot of it. I should get credit for this.”
“You’re getting credit,” Bai Yue said.
“I’m not hearing enough praise.”
“You’re magnificent, Cāng Jì.”
“I am. But I want to hear it again.”
“You’re magnificent.”
“One more time. With feeling.”
Bai Yue shoved him. He stumbled, nearly dropped Ruì Xuě, caught himself, and looked utterly betrayed.
“That was uncalled for.”
“That was deserved.”
From somewhere behind them, Gū Gū’s voice carried: “If no one else is going to hit anyone, I will! I’ve been waiting all evening!”
“She’s been waiting,” Hóng Yè muttered, appearing at his father’s side. “She’s very disappointed she didn’t get to participate.”
Dà Jiāo Huǒ chuckled.
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Chapters
- Chapter 189: The Road Home
- Chapter 188: The end of a journey
- Chapter 187: Home
- Chapter 186: The Goddess’s Reluctant Apology
- Chapter 185: Terrible Emotional Intelligence
- Chapter 184: Alone in the Green
- Chapter 183: Back to Square One
- Chapter 182: Black Mirror River
- Chapter 181: Memory Wipe
- Chapter 180: The Great Remembrance
- Chapter 179: Robbery
- Chapter 178: The Shaman’s Shop
- Chapter 177: Crashout
- Chapter 176: Hunt For The Truth
- Chapter 175: Prom Pickup
- Chapter 174: The Scholar’s Son
- Chapter 173: The Clumsy Scholar
- Chapter 172: The Fox Who Didn’t Know Why He Called
- Chapter 171: Vanilla Dreams
- Chapter 170: Old Scars and New Sparks
- Chapter 169: Talk Over Matcha
- Chapter 168: Urgent Calls
- Chapter 167: Stars, Suits, and the Tiny Terror
- Chapter 166: The Goddess takes a Gamble
- Chapter 165: The Golden Prince’s Fury
- Chapter 164: The Hollow Crown
- Chapter 163: Run Toward the Sunrise
- Chapter 162: Death
- Chapter 161: The Ice That Would Not Come
- Chapter 160: The Breaking
- Chapter 159: The Hunter becomes the hunted
- Chapter 158: Queen of Ashes
- Chapter 157: The Crate
- Chapter 156: Scariest Scout
- Chapter 155: Rui Xue Alone
- Chapter 154: Headcount
- Chapter 153: Canopy Crash
- Chapter 152: Going to the Jungles
- Chapter 151: Courage Beyond Measure
- Chapter 150: Assassins!
- Chapter 149: The Shadow of the Jade
- Chapter 148: An Unseen Threat
- Chapter 147: The Jade Jaguar
- Chapter 146: The River Snapper Ambush
- Chapter 145: The Agony of Being Nine and Fluffy
- Chapter 144: Who is Tao Zi?
- Chapter 143: Lessons Learned(The Hard Way)
- Chapter 142: The Burning Sky Arrives
- Chapter 141: A Mother’s Fury
- Chapter 140: The Butterfly Problem
- Chapter 139: Little Moon On The Run
- Chapter 138: A Woman Scorned
- Chapter 137: The Weight of Leaving
- Chapter 136: Mother of My Cub
- Chapter 135: The Sight Of You
- Chapter 134: The Red Panda makes a Cub
- Chapter 133: The Art of Courtship
- Chapter 132: Mo Xiao of Thousand Fang
- Chapter 131: Gu Gu says Yes!
- Chapter 130: The Woman Who Fed Everyone
- Chapter 129: A Very Small Panda
- Chapter 128: The Snake Who Slept Too Long
- Chapter 127: The Hole Problem
- Chapter 126: Tumbling Down
- Chapter 125: Blood and Snow
- Chapter 124: The Magnificent Battle
- Chapter 123: The Art of the Pout
- Chapter 122: The Cubs and the Burning Sky
- Chapter 121: The Burning Sky Loses A Baby
- Chapter 120: The Ice Queen’s Blush
- Chapter 119: Night with the Fox
- Chapter 118: The Intruders Get Roasted(literally)
- Chapter 117: Intruders!
- Chapter 116: The Festival
- Chapter 115: Alone Time with Zhao Yan
- Chapter 114: Flirting with The Dusty Old Dragon
- Chapter 113: The Grandma Chronicles
- Chapter 112: Run For Your Life!
- Chapter 111: The Dragon Who Did Not Want Friends
- Chapter 110: Not The Monster I Expected
- Chapter 109: Breakfast With the Storm
- Chapter 108: The Other Woman
- Chapter 107: Another Dragon Friend
- Chapter 106: Elder Emberglow’s Past
- Chapter 105: The Adventures of The Two Cubs
- Chapter 104: The Dragon King Has A Crisis
- Chapter 103: The Sky That Burns
- Chapter 102: The Stormcrown’s Catch
- Chapter 101: The Dragon King’s Decree
- Chapter 100: The Storm in the Clouds
- Chapter 99: Another Dragon
- Chapter 98: The Postpartum Gift Shop Explosion
- Chapter 97: Storm Dragon Stamina
- Chapter 96: The Return of the Dragon Prince
- Chapter 95: The Tiny Tyrant of Thousand Fang
- Chapter 94: It’s a She!
- Chapter 93: Little Zhen Wakes Up
- Chapter 92: The Arrival of Little Zhen
- Chapter 91: Let’s Have a Baby
- Chapter 90: The Ice Queen’s Forgiveness
- Chapter 89: Electric Boogaloo
- Chapter 88: The Grandmother Gauntlet
- Chapter 87: The Longest Night
- Chapter 86: Very Unsolicited Baby Names
- Chapter 85: Thousand Fang Game Day
- Chapter 84: The Council of Chaos
- Chapter 83: The Bear Who Should Have Stayed Hibernating
- Chapter 82: The Cursed, Cranky, Very Pregnant Female
- Chapter 81: The Fox Who Heard Everything
- Chapter 80: A Night With The Snow Leopard
- Chapter 79: Flee Before the Turkeys
- Chapter 78: The Lemon Heist Gone Wrong
- Chapter 77: My Pheromone Soap Ruined Everything (A Cultivation Memoir)
- Chapter 76: Aphrodisiac Soap
- Chapter 75: I Know What To Do!
- Chapter 74: Cornered by the Leopard Lord
- Chapter 73: Is Papa Eating Mama
- Chapter 72: So Long, Sparkly Dragons
- Chapter 71: Peace Was Never an Option
- Chapter 70: Walking Was a Mistake
- Chapter 69: The Mandatory Honeymoon of Doom
- Chapter 68: Tiān-Mìng Pops In to Drop the Horniest Quest Log of All Time
- Chapter 67: Zhāo Yàn vs. Han Shān: Territorial Tug-of-War
- Chapter 66: The Third Husband
- Chapter 65: You Can Not Banish Her!
- Chapter 64: Talk to Your Traumatized Husband First
- Chapter 63: The Great Fur-pocalypse
- Chapter 62: Debt is Paid
- Chapter 61: One Smile
- Chapter 60: Chemical Warfare
- Chapter 59: The Draconic Contract
- Chapter 58: Spite Over Sense
- Chapter 57: Almost...
- Chapter 56: The Golden Squatter
- Chapter 55: The Territorial Kiss
- Chapter 54: The Dragon Princess and The New Pet
- Chapter 53: The Incoming Hurricane
- Chapter 52: I Am Going To Bed
- Chapter 51: Another Attempted Murder
- Chapter 50: Moon-Whisker Weed
- Chapter 49: The Tears of a Tiger
- Chapter 48: Did I Break Him?
- Chapter 47: Flying Dropkicks
- Chapter 46: Two Knuckle-Knocks and a Broken Brain
- Chapter 45: The First Son
- Chapter 44: Caught in 4K
- Chapter 43: Smells Like Swamp Mud
- Chapter 42: Of Swamp Noodles and Skincare Routines
- Chapter 41: The Feral Mother Strikes Again!
- Chapter 40: The Three-Headed Toddler
- Chapter 39: Trial by Performance
- Chapter 38: Trial by Performance
- Chapter 37: The Dragon Who Unknotted Things
- Chapter 36: Monkey Cuddles
- Chapter 35: The Concept of Privacy
- Chapter 34: The Golden Meltdown
- Chapter 33: Cāng Jì’s Worst Nightmare
- Chapter 32: Welcome to Monkey Hell
- Chapter 31: Aggressive Relocation
- Chapter 30: Wake Up, Lazy Raccoon!
- Chapter 29: I Am an Alpha (Please Pat My Head)
- Chapter 28: Dying Whales and Evil Carrots
- Chapter 27: A Ripple In The Ice
- Chapter 26: How to Train Your Dragon (With Honey Cakes and Emotional Blackmail)
- Chapter 25: Three Trials
- Chapter 24: The Monkey King’s Revenge
- Chapter 23: Attack of the Cubs!
- Chapter 22: Riddles in the Morning
- Chapter 21: Hot Springs and Cold Glares
- Chapter 20: The Uninvited Guest
- Chapter 19: The Return of the Snow Leopard
- Chapter 18: The High-Altitude Hitchhiker
- Chapter 17: The Dragon’s Shadow
- Chapter 16: The Wrath of Gū Gū
- Chapter 15: Grandma’s Stick of Truth
- Chapter 14: Death by Star-Fruit: A Snake Twin Special
- Chapter 13: Squeaky Clean Demon
- Chapter 12: The Fox’s Bath Time
- Chapter 11: Judgement is Passed
- Chapter 10: Mama
- Chapter 9: The Wrath of the "Demon"
- Chapter 8: Make Snowball Smile
- Chapter 7: Firelight Trial
- Chapter 6: The Snake Twins!
- Chapter 5: The Mission of the Smile
- Chapter 4: The Contagious Giggle
- Chapter 3: The Snow Leopard’s Cold Shoulder
- Chapter 2: Good Kitty
- Chapter 1: The Worst First Day Ever