Chapter 37: The Dragon Who Unknotted Things
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Chapter 37: The Dragon Who Unknotted Things
The cuddle puddle, as it turned out, had a very specific ending sequence.
It began with Hóu Wáng waking up first, stretching his grizzled arms above his head with a yawn that showed every one of his remaining teeth. Then, like a slow-motion avalanche in reverse, the monkeys peeled themselves off the pile one by one, scratching, yawning, and immediately launching into cheerful arguments about what to have for the afternoon meal.
Nobody helped Cāng Jì.
He emerged from the bottom of the heap by degrees, first one hand, then a shoulder, then his face, like a man surfacing from a very furry swamp. His sunset hair, which had arrived in the monkey territory perfectly sleek and celestial-grade, was now a spectacular architectural disaster.
There was a small sprig of dried grass behind his left ear. There was moss on his cheek. There was something, and Bai Yue decided, for the sake of her own wellbeing, that she would never investigate whatr, matted into the back of his robes.
He sat upright on the platform, blinking slowly at the world with the expression of someone who had just been personally wronged by the entire concept of existence.
Bai Yue, extricating herself from the middle of the pile, didn’t look much better. Her wrap had twisted halfway around her body, her hair was a nest, and she was ninety percent certain that she had been using someone’s tail as a pillow for the last hour.
They looked at each other.
Cāng Jì reached up and removed the grass from behind his ear. He looked at it. He set it down with great dignity.
“Not a word,” he said.
“I wasn’t going to say anything,” Bai Yue said.
“Good.”
“You look very…..natural.”
“I said not a word.”
“That was only four words.”
Cāng Jì closed his eyes like a man counting very slowly to ten in a language that had more than ten numbers. “Star-thief,” he said, very calmly, “I have been crushed under a pile of primates for the better part of an hour. I am running on one mango and the sheer force of my own outrage. I am begging you. Silence.”
Bai Yue pressed her lips together. She managed three full seconds.
“The moss really brings out your eyes, though.”
“…..”
“It does! Very complementary! The green against the gold—”
“I will raise your debt to three stones.”
She shut up.
The afternoon settled into something almost peaceful after that.
The monkeys were busy, the maintenance from earlier had revealed three platforms that needed reweaving, and the older males had taken over the work with the focused energy of people who knew exactly what they were doing. Hóu Xián had vanished somewhere into the upper canopy, his distant cackling suggesting he was either causing mischief or preparing to cause mischief, both equally likely.
Hóu Wáng sat at the far end of the platform, eyes half-closed, his tail swishing lazily. The Lumina-Stone pulsed its slow blue heartbeat from where he had hidden it.
Cāng Jì sat with his back against the ancient Iron-Wood tree, his arms resting on his knees, looking out through the gaps in the canopy at the slice of sky above. The gold light of late afternoon caught in his hair and the scales dusting his cheekbones, making him look, despite the moss, exactly like what he was. Something ancient. Something that had watched the world from very high up for a very long time.
Bai Yue sat nearby, picking a monkey’s shed fur out of her sleeve, and tried not to think about the ten days remaining on her quest counter.
Ruì Xuě is back in the village, she thought. Probably playing with the triplets right now. Probably laughing at something A-Li did. Probably perfectly fine.
Probably not thinking about her at all.
She exhaled through her nose, slow and quiet.
It’s fine. It’s fine. You have ten days. You’ve done harder things than making a cub smile. You fought five Vultures with a stick and your bare hands. You survived Grandma Gū Gū and her iron-wood staff of justice. You can do this.
Tiān-Mìng, if you are listening, a little divine assistance would be greatly appreciated right about now.
Silence from the goddess, as usual. Truly the most unreliable deity in any realm.
~
It was Cāng Jì who noticed the small monkey first.
Bai Yue only became aware of it when she heard the Dragon shift beside her, a small, subtle movement.
She looked up.
At the very edge of the platform, as far from the busy workers as possible, sat a young monkey. Small enough that he was probably still considered a juvenile, his golden fur still had the slightly fluffy, unfinished quality of something not quite grown. He was sitting with his back to them, hunched over his own lap, his shoulders tight with frustration.
He was tangled.
Badly tangled, as it happened. A thick vine, the kind used to repair the safety nets, had somehow wound itself into a spectacular knot around his tail and his left arm, trapping both together against his side. The more he pulled at it, the worse it seemed to get, the vine tightening with every tug like it had a personal vendetta against him.
He was not crying. He was trying to maintain his pride, his jaw set, hands moving faster and faster even as the knot laughed at him.
None of the other monkeys had noticed. They were too busy, too loud, too occupied with the platforms above.
Bai Yue started to get up.
Cāng Jì was already moving.
She stopped, surprised, and watched him cross the platform.
He crouched down beside the small monkey, which put him considerably loer than his usual altitude of maximum dignity, and looked at the knot.
The young monkey froze.
He turned his head very slowly, like a creature that has just realized something enormous is standing next to it and is calculating whether or not it can run. His huge amber eyes went from the knot, to Cāng Jì’s hands, to Cāng Jì’s face, and then all the way back to the knot again.
“…” said the young monkey.
“Hold still,” said Cāng Jì.
And then, without further ceremony, the Dragon Prince of the First Generation began to unknot a vine.
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- Chapter 189: The Road Home
- Chapter 188: The end of a journey
- Chapter 187: Home
- Chapter 186: The Goddess’s Reluctant Apology
- Chapter 185: Terrible Emotional Intelligence
- Chapter 184: Alone in the Green
- Chapter 183: Back to Square One
- Chapter 182: Black Mirror River
- Chapter 181: Memory Wipe
- Chapter 180: The Great Remembrance
- Chapter 179: Robbery
- Chapter 178: The Shaman’s Shop
- Chapter 177: Crashout
- Chapter 176: Hunt For The Truth
- Chapter 175: Prom Pickup
- Chapter 174: The Scholar’s Son
- Chapter 173: The Clumsy Scholar
- Chapter 172: The Fox Who Didn’t Know Why He Called
- Chapter 171: Vanilla Dreams
- Chapter 170: Old Scars and New Sparks
- Chapter 169: Talk Over Matcha
- Chapter 168: Urgent Calls
- Chapter 167: Stars, Suits, and the Tiny Terror
- Chapter 166: The Goddess takes a Gamble
- Chapter 165: The Golden Prince’s Fury
- Chapter 164: The Hollow Crown
- Chapter 163: Run Toward the Sunrise
- Chapter 162: Death
- Chapter 161: The Ice That Would Not Come
- Chapter 160: The Breaking
- Chapter 159: The Hunter becomes the hunted
- Chapter 158: Queen of Ashes
- Chapter 157: The Crate
- Chapter 156: Scariest Scout
- Chapter 155: Rui Xue Alone
- Chapter 154: Headcount
- Chapter 153: Canopy Crash
- Chapter 152: Going to the Jungles
- Chapter 151: Courage Beyond Measure
- Chapter 150: Assassins!
- Chapter 149: The Shadow of the Jade
- Chapter 148: An Unseen Threat
- Chapter 147: The Jade Jaguar
- Chapter 146: The River Snapper Ambush
- Chapter 145: The Agony of Being Nine and Fluffy
- Chapter 144: Who is Tao Zi?
- Chapter 143: Lessons Learned(The Hard Way)
- Chapter 142: The Burning Sky Arrives
- Chapter 141: A Mother’s Fury
- Chapter 140: The Butterfly Problem
- Chapter 139: Little Moon On The Run
- Chapter 138: A Woman Scorned
- Chapter 137: The Weight of Leaving
- Chapter 136: Mother of My Cub
- Chapter 135: The Sight Of You
- Chapter 134: The Red Panda makes a Cub
- Chapter 133: The Art of Courtship
- Chapter 132: Mo Xiao of Thousand Fang
- Chapter 131: Gu Gu says Yes!
- Chapter 130: The Woman Who Fed Everyone
- Chapter 129: A Very Small Panda
- Chapter 128: The Snake Who Slept Too Long
- Chapter 127: The Hole Problem
- Chapter 126: Tumbling Down
- Chapter 125: Blood and Snow
- Chapter 124: The Magnificent Battle
- Chapter 123: The Art of the Pout
- Chapter 122: The Cubs and the Burning Sky
- Chapter 121: The Burning Sky Loses A Baby
- Chapter 120: The Ice Queen’s Blush
- Chapter 119: Night with the Fox
- Chapter 118: The Intruders Get Roasted(literally)
- Chapter 117: Intruders!
- Chapter 116: The Festival
- Chapter 115: Alone Time with Zhao Yan
- Chapter 114: Flirting with The Dusty Old Dragon
- Chapter 113: The Grandma Chronicles
- Chapter 112: Run For Your Life!
- Chapter 111: The Dragon Who Did Not Want Friends
- Chapter 110: Not The Monster I Expected
- Chapter 109: Breakfast With the Storm
- Chapter 108: The Other Woman
- Chapter 107: Another Dragon Friend
- Chapter 106: Elder Emberglow’s Past
- Chapter 105: The Adventures of The Two Cubs
- Chapter 104: The Dragon King Has A Crisis
- Chapter 103: The Sky That Burns
- Chapter 102: The Stormcrown’s Catch
- Chapter 101: The Dragon King’s Decree
- Chapter 100: The Storm in the Clouds
- Chapter 99: Another Dragon
- Chapter 98: The Postpartum Gift Shop Explosion
- Chapter 97: Storm Dragon Stamina
- Chapter 96: The Return of the Dragon Prince
- Chapter 95: The Tiny Tyrant of Thousand Fang
- Chapter 94: It’s a She!
- Chapter 93: Little Zhen Wakes Up
- Chapter 92: The Arrival of Little Zhen
- Chapter 91: Let’s Have a Baby
- Chapter 90: The Ice Queen’s Forgiveness
- Chapter 89: Electric Boogaloo
- Chapter 88: The Grandmother Gauntlet
- Chapter 87: The Longest Night
- Chapter 86: Very Unsolicited Baby Names
- Chapter 85: Thousand Fang Game Day
- Chapter 84: The Council of Chaos
- Chapter 83: The Bear Who Should Have Stayed Hibernating
- Chapter 82: The Cursed, Cranky, Very Pregnant Female
- Chapter 81: The Fox Who Heard Everything
- Chapter 80: A Night With The Snow Leopard
- Chapter 79: Flee Before the Turkeys
- Chapter 78: The Lemon Heist Gone Wrong
- Chapter 77: My Pheromone Soap Ruined Everything (A Cultivation Memoir)
- Chapter 76: Aphrodisiac Soap
- Chapter 75: I Know What To Do!
- Chapter 74: Cornered by the Leopard Lord
- Chapter 73: Is Papa Eating Mama
- Chapter 72: So Long, Sparkly Dragons
- Chapter 71: Peace Was Never an Option
- Chapter 70: Walking Was a Mistake
- Chapter 69: The Mandatory Honeymoon of Doom
- Chapter 68: Tiān-Mìng Pops In to Drop the Horniest Quest Log of All Time
- Chapter 67: Zhāo Yàn vs. Han Shān: Territorial Tug-of-War
- Chapter 66: The Third Husband
- Chapter 65: You Can Not Banish Her!
- Chapter 64: Talk to Your Traumatized Husband First
- Chapter 63: The Great Fur-pocalypse
- Chapter 62: Debt is Paid
- Chapter 61: One Smile
- Chapter 60: Chemical Warfare
- Chapter 59: The Draconic Contract
- Chapter 58: Spite Over Sense
- Chapter 57: Almost...
- Chapter 56: The Golden Squatter
- Chapter 55: The Territorial Kiss
- Chapter 54: The Dragon Princess and The New Pet
- Chapter 53: The Incoming Hurricane
- Chapter 52: I Am Going To Bed
- Chapter 51: Another Attempted Murder
- Chapter 50: Moon-Whisker Weed
- Chapter 49: The Tears of a Tiger
- Chapter 48: Did I Break Him?
- Chapter 47: Flying Dropkicks
- Chapter 46: Two Knuckle-Knocks and a Broken Brain
- Chapter 45: The First Son
- Chapter 44: Caught in 4K
- Chapter 43: Smells Like Swamp Mud
- Chapter 42: Of Swamp Noodles and Skincare Routines
- Chapter 41: The Feral Mother Strikes Again!
- Chapter 40: The Three-Headed Toddler
- Chapter 39: Trial by Performance
- Chapter 38: Trial by Performance
- Chapter 37: The Dragon Who Unknotted Things
- Chapter 36: Monkey Cuddles
- Chapter 35: The Concept of Privacy
- Chapter 34: The Golden Meltdown
- Chapter 33: Cāng Jì’s Worst Nightmare
- Chapter 32: Welcome to Monkey Hell
- Chapter 31: Aggressive Relocation
- Chapter 30: Wake Up, Lazy Raccoon!
- Chapter 29: I Am an Alpha (Please Pat My Head)
- Chapter 28: Dying Whales and Evil Carrots
- Chapter 27: A Ripple In The Ice
- Chapter 26: How to Train Your Dragon (With Honey Cakes and Emotional Blackmail)
- Chapter 25: Three Trials
- Chapter 24: The Monkey King’s Revenge
- Chapter 23: Attack of the Cubs!
- Chapter 22: Riddles in the Morning
- Chapter 21: Hot Springs and Cold Glares
- Chapter 20: The Uninvited Guest
- Chapter 19: The Return of the Snow Leopard
- Chapter 18: The High-Altitude Hitchhiker
- Chapter 17: The Dragon’s Shadow
- Chapter 16: The Wrath of Gū Gū
- Chapter 15: Grandma’s Stick of Truth
- Chapter 14: Death by Star-Fruit: A Snake Twin Special
- Chapter 13: Squeaky Clean Demon
- Chapter 12: The Fox’s Bath Time
- Chapter 11: Judgement is Passed
- Chapter 10: Mama
- Chapter 9: The Wrath of the "Demon"
- Chapter 8: Make Snowball Smile
- Chapter 7: Firelight Trial
- Chapter 6: The Snake Twins!
- Chapter 5: The Mission of the Smile
- Chapter 4: The Contagious Giggle
- Chapter 3: The Snow Leopard’s Cold Shoulder
- Chapter 2: Good Kitty
- Chapter 1: The Worst First Day Ever