Chapter 46: Two Knuckle-Knocks and a Broken Brain
Chapter 46: Two Knuckle-Knocks and a Broken Brain
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Chapter 46: Two Knuckle-Knocks and a Broken Brain
Han Shān and Zhāo Yàn stood completely paralyzed, their intents to kill evaporating into the cool air like steam. They stared at the ragged, panting boy standing at the edge of the territory, completely unable to process the sight before them.
“Hóng Yè?” Han Shān finally rumbled, his eyes wide with disbelief.
Before the furious teenage Red Panda could spit out another threat, a tiny, white blur shot out from behind Han Shān’s massive legs.
“Big brother!!!”
Ruì Xuě didn’t care about the tense atmosphere. He didn’t care about the menacing Tiger beastman standing in the shadows. The snow leopard cub’s fluffy tail wagged so hard his entire back half wiggled as he launched himself across the grass.
Instantly, the raging aura surrounding Hóng Yè vanished completely.
The thirteen-year-old’s furious snarl melted into a look of love. He dropped to his knees in the dirt, throwing his arms open just in time to catch the little snow leopard.
“Snowflake!” Hóng Yè gasped, burying his face into Ruì Xuě’s soft white hair. All the edgy, rebellious teenager energy disappeared, replaced immediately by the energy of a doting older brother. He hugged the cub so tightly Ruì Xuě let out a tiny squeak. “You’re okay! Look at you, you’ve gotten bigger! Are you eating? Are you warm enough?”
“I caught a leaf today!” Ruì Xuě announced proudly, squishing his little cheeks against Hóng Yè’s chest.
“That’s my amazing little brother,” Hóng Yè sniffled.
Zhao Yan stared, his arms over his chest as he arched an eyebrow. “Well. It is good to see you, little menace. But I must ask, what exactly do you want with Bai Yue?”
Hóng Yè’s head snapped up. The tears vanished, instantly replaced by a murderous glare. He bared his small fangs, instinctively pulling Ruì Xuě behind his back to shield him.
“What else?!” Hóng Yè yelled, his bushy, ringed tail puffing up to twice its normal size. “I came to beat her up!”
Han Shān let out a heavy, tired breath. He took a step forward, his towering, muscular frame casting a long shadow over the boy.
“You came to fight a fully grown female?” Han Shān asked flatly. “Where is your father, Hóng Yè? Where is Yan Shu?”
At the mention of his father’s name, Hóng Yè flinched. The bravado completely drained from his face. He averted his eyes, looking down at his scuffed, dirty boots, and aggressively kicked a pebble.
“He is….. not here,” Hóng Yè mumbled, suddenly finding the dirt incredibly fascinating. He puffed his cheeks out in a classic, stubborn pout. “I snuck away.”
“You what?” Zhāo Yàn hissed, his fox ears flattening against his head.
“I snuck away!” Hóng Yè yelled back defensively, jumping to his feet. He pointed a trembling finger toward the older boy standing silently beside him. “This is Shěn! He’s my friend from the Wandering River Tribe, where me and Dad have been living. Shěn helped me cross the valley so I could come back here!”
Han Shān and Zhāo Yàn both shifted their gazes to the Tiger beastman.
Shěn was tall, broad-shouldered, and deeply intimidating for his age. He had striking black hair with thick orange streaks, and his arms were crossed tightly over his chest. But what was most unsettling about him was his face.
He had absolutely no expression whatsoever.
Shěn’s eyes were dead and blank, radiating the emotional availability of a wet rock. He didn’t blink. He didn’t greet them. He just stood there, staring a hole straight through Han Shān’s forehead.
Zhāo Yàn narrowed his eyes, trying to catch a whiff of the Tiger’s emotions, but got absolutely nothing. Creepy kit, the Fox Lord thought to himself.
Han Shān pinched the bridge of his nose, feeling a massive headache forming behind his eyes. He knew exactly why Hóng Yè was acting out.
Yan Shu, the Red Panda beastman, was Bai Yue’s third husband. He was not a fierce warrior like Han Shān, nor was he a cunning, wealthy lord like Zhāo Yàn. Yan Shu was a scholar. He was a gatherer, a healer, and a fiercely gentle soul with a heart far too soft for his own good.
He was also the husband who had loved Bai Yue the most.
Because of his gentle nature, the old Bai Yue had pushed him around effortlessly. She had used him, berated him, and drained him of his spirit.
Yet, Yan Shu had stayed, constantly trying to patch their broken family together, until her cruelty toward the cubs had finally broken him. He had taken Hóng Yè and left the Thousand Fang Tribe to travel, seeking a quiet place to heal his shattered heart.
“Why would you do something so foolish, Hóng Yè?” Han Shān scolded. Your father is the most anxious beastman on this continent. He will be sick with worry!”
“I don’t care!” Hóng Yè shouted, his voice cracking violently. He balled his hands into tight fists, his slender shoulders shaking. “I hate it! I hate seeing him like that! He’s always so sad, always looking at the moon and sighing! He still misses her, even after everything she did to us!”
The boy wiped his nose roughly with the back of his sleeve. “She starved Ruì Xuě! She left Yòu Lín in the dirt! She broke my papa’s heart! She doesn’t get to just stay here and be happy! I came back to make her pay! It’s only what she deserves!”
THWACK.
THWACK.
Two distinct, hollow sounds echoed through the clearing.
“OW!”
Hóng Yè yelped, clutching the top of his head with both hands. Han Shān and Zhāo Yàn had moved in perfect, synchronized harmony, each delivering a sharp, disciplinary knuckle-knock to the top of the teenager’s skull.
Even Shěn, the emotionless Tiger, blinked once in mild surprise.
“Foolish cub,” Han Shān grunted, crossing his massive arms. “You do not solve your father’s heartbreak by running blindly into danger. The forest is full of rogues. You could have been killed.”
“And you have severely underestimated your opponent,” Zhāo Yàn added dryly, rubbing his knuckles. “That ’cursed female’ you want to beat up went toe-to-toe with a Swamp Hydra this afternoon and won. She would likely snap you like a dry twig and use your tail as a cloth.”
“A hydra?!” Hóng Yè choked, his jaw dropping. He looked at Shěn for backup, but the Tiger merely offered a slow, apathetic shrug.
Before Hóng Yè could process the absolute absurdity of that statement, Ruì Xuě tugged gently on the hem of his older brother’s ragged tunic.
The snow leopard cub tilted his head, his large purple eyes blinking in innocent confusion.
“Big brother?” Ruì Xuě asked softly.
“Yes, Snowflake?” Hóng Yè rubbed his sore head, looking down.
“Why are you mad at Mama?”
The clearing went completely, utterly silent.
If there had been crickets in the beast world, they would have been deafening.
Hóng Yè froze. He slowly lowered his hands from his head. His brain hit a complete wall, buffering violently as his ears twitched. He stared at Ruì Xuě. Then he stared at Han Shān. Then he stared at Zhāo Yàn.
His eyes widened to the size of dinner plates, his pupils shrinking to tiny pinpricks. His jaw went completely slack, forming a perfect, cartoonish ’O’ of shock.
“M-M-M-M-Mama?!” Hóng Yè stammered, his voice jumping a full octave. “Did you……did you just call her Mama?!”
He looked at Han Shān, the father who had sworn to never let Bai Yue near his son again. Han Shān simply cleared his throat, looking away toward the treeline with a deeply uncomfortable expression.
Hóng Yè spun toward Zhāo Yàn. The Fox Lord let out a long, nervous laugh, rubbing the back of his neck.
“Ah……well,” Zhāo Yàn chuckled. “A lot of things have changed since you left, little menace. You see…… something happened to her….I think she hit her head. Things are different now.”
“Ehhhhh????!” Hóng Yè shrieked, clutching his face in a classic expression of absolute horror. “Are you both under a spell?! Did she drug the village water supply?! Shěn, draw your claws! They have been fooled!”
Shěn did not draw his claws. He simply stood there, staring blankly at a very interesting blade of grass.
“No one is fooled, Hóng Yè,” Han Shān sighed. He reached out, placing a heavy, grounding hand on the teenager’s trembling shoulder. “You are tired. You are hungry. You reek of filth.”
“I am a warrior of vengeance!” Hóng Yè protested weakly.
“You are a teenager who needs a bath,” Zhāo Yàn corrected smoothly, ushering the boy toward the hut. “Come. Both of you. We will get you some roasted meat before you collapse. You can interrogate us after you eat.”
“But—but the cursed female!” Hóng Yè dug his heels into the dirt.
Zhāo Yàn smirked, a dangerous, amused glint in his crimson eyes. “Oh, do not worry. You will see her soon enough. The tribe meal is tonight. And trust me, little Red Panda……your brain is not prepared for the female who is going to walk out of those hot springs.”
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Chapters
- Chapter 189: The Road Home
- Chapter 188: The end of a journey
- Chapter 187: Home
- Chapter 186: The Goddess’s Reluctant Apology
- Chapter 185: Terrible Emotional Intelligence
- Chapter 184: Alone in the Green
- Chapter 183: Back to Square One
- Chapter 182: Black Mirror River
- Chapter 181: Memory Wipe
- Chapter 180: The Great Remembrance
- Chapter 179: Robbery
- Chapter 178: The Shaman’s Shop
- Chapter 177: Crashout
- Chapter 176: Hunt For The Truth
- Chapter 175: Prom Pickup
- Chapter 174: The Scholar’s Son
- Chapter 173: The Clumsy Scholar
- Chapter 172: The Fox Who Didn’t Know Why He Called
- Chapter 171: Vanilla Dreams
- Chapter 170: Old Scars and New Sparks
- Chapter 169: Talk Over Matcha
- Chapter 168: Urgent Calls
- Chapter 167: Stars, Suits, and the Tiny Terror
- Chapter 166: The Goddess takes a Gamble
- Chapter 165: The Golden Prince’s Fury
- Chapter 164: The Hollow Crown
- Chapter 163: Run Toward the Sunrise
- Chapter 162: Death
- Chapter 161: The Ice That Would Not Come
- Chapter 160: The Breaking
- Chapter 159: The Hunter becomes the hunted
- Chapter 158: Queen of Ashes
- Chapter 157: The Crate
- Chapter 156: Scariest Scout
- Chapter 155: Rui Xue Alone
- Chapter 154: Headcount
- Chapter 153: Canopy Crash
- Chapter 152: Going to the Jungles
- Chapter 151: Courage Beyond Measure
- Chapter 150: Assassins!
- Chapter 149: The Shadow of the Jade
- Chapter 148: An Unseen Threat
- Chapter 147: The Jade Jaguar
- Chapter 146: The River Snapper Ambush
- Chapter 145: The Agony of Being Nine and Fluffy
- Chapter 144: Who is Tao Zi?
- Chapter 143: Lessons Learned(The Hard Way)
- Chapter 142: The Burning Sky Arrives
- Chapter 141: A Mother’s Fury
- Chapter 140: The Butterfly Problem
- Chapter 139: Little Moon On The Run
- Chapter 138: A Woman Scorned
- Chapter 137: The Weight of Leaving
- Chapter 136: Mother of My Cub
- Chapter 135: The Sight Of You
- Chapter 134: The Red Panda makes a Cub
- Chapter 133: The Art of Courtship
- Chapter 132: Mo Xiao of Thousand Fang
- Chapter 131: Gu Gu says Yes!
- Chapter 130: The Woman Who Fed Everyone
- Chapter 129: A Very Small Panda
- Chapter 128: The Snake Who Slept Too Long
- Chapter 127: The Hole Problem
- Chapter 126: Tumbling Down
- Chapter 125: Blood and Snow
- Chapter 124: The Magnificent Battle
- Chapter 123: The Art of the Pout
- Chapter 122: The Cubs and the Burning Sky
- Chapter 121: The Burning Sky Loses A Baby
- Chapter 120: The Ice Queen’s Blush
- Chapter 119: Night with the Fox
- Chapter 118: The Intruders Get Roasted(literally)
- Chapter 117: Intruders!
- Chapter 116: The Festival
- Chapter 115: Alone Time with Zhao Yan
- Chapter 114: Flirting with The Dusty Old Dragon
- Chapter 113: The Grandma Chronicles
- Chapter 112: Run For Your Life!
- Chapter 111: The Dragon Who Did Not Want Friends
- Chapter 110: Not The Monster I Expected
- Chapter 109: Breakfast With the Storm
- Chapter 108: The Other Woman
- Chapter 107: Another Dragon Friend
- Chapter 106: Elder Emberglow’s Past
- Chapter 105: The Adventures of The Two Cubs
- Chapter 104: The Dragon King Has A Crisis
- Chapter 103: The Sky That Burns
- Chapter 102: The Stormcrown’s Catch
- Chapter 101: The Dragon King’s Decree
- Chapter 100: The Storm in the Clouds
- Chapter 99: Another Dragon
- Chapter 98: The Postpartum Gift Shop Explosion
- Chapter 97: Storm Dragon Stamina
- Chapter 96: The Return of the Dragon Prince
- Chapter 95: The Tiny Tyrant of Thousand Fang
- Chapter 94: It’s a She!
- Chapter 93: Little Zhen Wakes Up
- Chapter 92: The Arrival of Little Zhen
- Chapter 91: Let’s Have a Baby
- Chapter 90: The Ice Queen’s Forgiveness
- Chapter 89: Electric Boogaloo
- Chapter 88: The Grandmother Gauntlet
- Chapter 87: The Longest Night
- Chapter 86: Very Unsolicited Baby Names
- Chapter 85: Thousand Fang Game Day
- Chapter 84: The Council of Chaos
- Chapter 83: The Bear Who Should Have Stayed Hibernating
- Chapter 82: The Cursed, Cranky, Very Pregnant Female
- Chapter 81: The Fox Who Heard Everything
- Chapter 80: A Night With The Snow Leopard
- Chapter 79: Flee Before the Turkeys
- Chapter 78: The Lemon Heist Gone Wrong
- Chapter 77: My Pheromone Soap Ruined Everything (A Cultivation Memoir)
- Chapter 76: Aphrodisiac Soap
- Chapter 75: I Know What To Do!
- Chapter 74: Cornered by the Leopard Lord
- Chapter 73: Is Papa Eating Mama
- Chapter 72: So Long, Sparkly Dragons
- Chapter 71: Peace Was Never an Option
- Chapter 70: Walking Was a Mistake
- Chapter 69: The Mandatory Honeymoon of Doom
- Chapter 68: Tiān-Mìng Pops In to Drop the Horniest Quest Log of All Time
- Chapter 67: Zhāo Yàn vs. Han Shān: Territorial Tug-of-War
- Chapter 66: The Third Husband
- Chapter 65: You Can Not Banish Her!
- Chapter 64: Talk to Your Traumatized Husband First
- Chapter 63: The Great Fur-pocalypse
- Chapter 62: Debt is Paid
- Chapter 61: One Smile
- Chapter 60: Chemical Warfare
- Chapter 59: The Draconic Contract
- Chapter 58: Spite Over Sense
- Chapter 57: Almost...
- Chapter 56: The Golden Squatter
- Chapter 55: The Territorial Kiss
- Chapter 54: The Dragon Princess and The New Pet
- Chapter 53: The Incoming Hurricane
- Chapter 52: I Am Going To Bed
- Chapter 51: Another Attempted Murder
- Chapter 50: Moon-Whisker Weed
- Chapter 49: The Tears of a Tiger
- Chapter 48: Did I Break Him?
- Chapter 47: Flying Dropkicks
- Chapter 46: Two Knuckle-Knocks and a Broken Brain
- Chapter 45: The First Son
- Chapter 44: Caught in 4K
- Chapter 43: Smells Like Swamp Mud
- Chapter 42: Of Swamp Noodles and Skincare Routines
- Chapter 41: The Feral Mother Strikes Again!
- Chapter 40: The Three-Headed Toddler
- Chapter 39: Trial by Performance
- Chapter 38: Trial by Performance
- Chapter 37: The Dragon Who Unknotted Things
- Chapter 36: Monkey Cuddles
- Chapter 35: The Concept of Privacy
- Chapter 34: The Golden Meltdown
- Chapter 33: Cāng Jì’s Worst Nightmare
- Chapter 32: Welcome to Monkey Hell
- Chapter 31: Aggressive Relocation
- Chapter 30: Wake Up, Lazy Raccoon!
- Chapter 29: I Am an Alpha (Please Pat My Head)
- Chapter 28: Dying Whales and Evil Carrots
- Chapter 27: A Ripple In The Ice
- Chapter 26: How to Train Your Dragon (With Honey Cakes and Emotional Blackmail)
- Chapter 25: Three Trials
- Chapter 24: The Monkey King’s Revenge
- Chapter 23: Attack of the Cubs!
- Chapter 22: Riddles in the Morning
- Chapter 21: Hot Springs and Cold Glares
- Chapter 20: The Uninvited Guest
- Chapter 19: The Return of the Snow Leopard
- Chapter 18: The High-Altitude Hitchhiker
- Chapter 17: The Dragon’s Shadow
- Chapter 16: The Wrath of Gū Gū
- Chapter 15: Grandma’s Stick of Truth
- Chapter 14: Death by Star-Fruit: A Snake Twin Special
- Chapter 13: Squeaky Clean Demon
- Chapter 12: The Fox’s Bath Time
- Chapter 11: Judgement is Passed
- Chapter 10: Mama
- Chapter 9: The Wrath of the "Demon"
- Chapter 8: Make Snowball Smile
- Chapter 7: Firelight Trial
- Chapter 6: The Snake Twins!
- Chapter 5: The Mission of the Smile
- Chapter 4: The Contagious Giggle
- Chapter 3: The Snow Leopard’s Cold Shoulder
- Chapter 2: Good Kitty
- Chapter 1: The Worst First Day Ever