Chapter 38: Trial by Performance
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Chapter 38: Trial by Performance
His fingers were careful.
He worked from the outside of the knot inward, testing each loop before pulling it, releasing tension in one place before addressing another. He didn’t rush. The young monkey, after one initial flinch, went completely still, either out of wisdom or out of sheer bewilderment, Bai Yue couldn’t tell which.
She sat back down quietly, hugging her knees, and watched.
It took a few minutes. The vine was stubborn. At one point, Cāng Jì made a small, thoughtful sound under his breath, and changed his approach entirely, working through a loop she hadn’t even seen. His brow was furrowed in concentration. All the performance of him, the golden radiance and the celestial authority, had gone somewhere else for the moment. What was left was just someone paying close attention to a small, specific thing.
Click.
The knot released.
The vine fell away, and the young monkey’s tail and arm came free with a little bounce. He shook them out, flexing his fingers experimentally, looking down at his own unbound hand like he wanted to confirm it was real.
Then he looked up at Cāng Jì.
Cāng Jì, already beginning to straighten up, looked back down.
The young monkey’s face split into the widest, most gap-toothed, entirely uninhibited grin Bai Yue had seen in a territory that specialized in wide, gap-toothed grins. He chattered something at high speed, too fast for Bai Yue to follow, and then, before Cāng Jì could react, the little creature reached up and patted him firmly on the cheek three times.
Pat. Pat. Pat.
Cāng Jì went very still.
The young monkey chittered again, apparently pleased with himself, and then scampered off toward the workers at full speed, his newly freed tail waving behind him like a flag.
Cāng Jì stood there for a moment, one hand raised slightly, as if he had meant to stop something and missed. He touched the cheek where he’d been patted with two fingers.
Then he turned around.
Bai Yue was absolutely, completely, one hundred percent not smiling. She was looking at a very interesting section of tree bark. It was a fascinating piece of bark. She was deeply invested in it.
“Not a word,” Cāng Jì said.
“I wasn’t going to—”
“Not. A. Word.”
“He liked you,” she said, unable to help herself.
The Dragon Prince sat back down beside her with enormous dignity, straightened the front of his robes, and said nothing at all. But the tips of his ears had gone the faintest shade of pink, and he did not, notably, disagree.
~
The sun had begun its long slide toward the treetops when Hóu Wáng appeared in front of them.
Bai Yue hadn’t heard him approach, which, for an elderly monkey with a walking stick, was honestly impressive. He stood before them with his hands clasped behind his back, his eyes moving slowly between the Dragon Prince and Bai Yue with an expression she had learned to be mildly worried about.
“Dragon,” Hóu Wáng said.
Cāng Jì looked up with magnificent composure. “Monkey King.”
“Today you laughed.” The old monkey’s voice was level, matter-of-fact. “You did not choose to laugh. It came out of you without permission. That is the only kind of laughing that counts.”
Cāng Jì said nothing.
“Today,” Hóu Wáng continued, “you also helped one of mine without being told to. Without reward. Without an audience.” He paused. “You thought there was no audience.”
A beat of silence.
Bai Yue kept her eyes firmly on the bark.
“Trial One,” the Monkey King announced, “is complete.”
[DING! ☆]
[Trial One: COMPLETE! 100%!]
[Cāng Jì’s Dignity: Still -12000% but somehow he seems fine about it?]
[Unexpected Completion Method: Quiet Kindness. The monkeys are impressed. Don’t tell Cāng Jì that, he’ll get a big head.]
Cāng Jì stared at the Monkey King for a long moment, as though fighting the urge to say seventeen different things and winning, narrowly, against all of them.
“And Trial Two?” he asked, his voice sounding rough.
Hóu Wáng smiled. It was a slow, wide, deeply diabolical smile that Bai Yue had come to understand meant that he was up to no good.
“Rest tonight, Dragon Prince,” the old monkey said pleasantly. “You will need it.”
He turned and walked away, tapping his walking stick against the platform in a cheerful little rhythm.
“That is not an answer,” Cāng Jì called after him.
“Rest!” Hóu Wáng called back, without turning around. “Sleep well! Dream of better times!”
“Would I still have to dance?!”
“Goooood niiiight!”
He disappeared into the canopy.
Cāng Jì turned to Bai Yue, his true feelings slipping out.
“Star-thief,” he said.
“Mm?”
“I would like you to know,” he said, very calmly, “that I have a very bad feeling about tomorrow.”
Bai Yue looked at the spot where the Monkey King had vanished. She thought about the phrase Sacred Dance of Apology and what, exactly, a tribe of golden monkeys might consider sacred or a dance or both simultaneously.
“Hmm,” she said.
She paused.
“…Me too.”
~
Morning arrived, loudly, suddenly, and with absolutely no warning. One second it was dark. The next second it was not, and approximately forty monkeys were already awake, already arguing, and already far too enthusiastic about everything.
Hóu Xián descended from directly above, landed three inches from Bai Yue’s face, and grinned at her with every single tooth he owned.
“GOOD MORNING!” he announced. “IT IS TRIAL TWO DAY!”
Bai Yue stared at him.
“You’re very loud,” she said.
“Thank you!” He grabbed her wrist and hauled her upright. “Come come come! The whole tribe is waiting! We cleared the big platform! Grandfather made a stage!”
“A stage,” Bai Yue repeated. Her voice had gone very flat. “He made a stage.”
“With flowers! And a drum section!”
She looked over at Cāng Jì, who had been awake, she suspected, since before dawn. He was sitting perfectly upright on his sleeping mat, robes immaculate, hair restored to its celestial-grade condition, hands folded in his lap.
He looked exactly like a man preparing for his own execution.
“Flowers,” he said, when she met his eyes.
“And a drum section,” she confirmed.
A long silence passed between them.
“I want to go home,” he said.
“I know.”
“COME ON!” Hóu Xián shrieked, already swinging away. “THE DRUMS ARE STARTING!”
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Chapters
- Chapter 189: The Road Home
- Chapter 188: The end of a journey
- Chapter 187: Home
- Chapter 186: The Goddess’s Reluctant Apology
- Chapter 185: Terrible Emotional Intelligence
- Chapter 184: Alone in the Green
- Chapter 183: Back to Square One
- Chapter 182: Black Mirror River
- Chapter 181: Memory Wipe
- Chapter 180: The Great Remembrance
- Chapter 179: Robbery
- Chapter 178: The Shaman’s Shop
- Chapter 177: Crashout
- Chapter 176: Hunt For The Truth
- Chapter 175: Prom Pickup
- Chapter 174: The Scholar’s Son
- Chapter 173: The Clumsy Scholar
- Chapter 172: The Fox Who Didn’t Know Why He Called
- Chapter 171: Vanilla Dreams
- Chapter 170: Old Scars and New Sparks
- Chapter 169: Talk Over Matcha
- Chapter 168: Urgent Calls
- Chapter 167: Stars, Suits, and the Tiny Terror
- Chapter 166: The Goddess takes a Gamble
- Chapter 165: The Golden Prince’s Fury
- Chapter 164: The Hollow Crown
- Chapter 163: Run Toward the Sunrise
- Chapter 162: Death
- Chapter 161: The Ice That Would Not Come
- Chapter 160: The Breaking
- Chapter 159: The Hunter becomes the hunted
- Chapter 158: Queen of Ashes
- Chapter 157: The Crate
- Chapter 156: Scariest Scout
- Chapter 155: Rui Xue Alone
- Chapter 154: Headcount
- Chapter 153: Canopy Crash
- Chapter 152: Going to the Jungles
- Chapter 151: Courage Beyond Measure
- Chapter 150: Assassins!
- Chapter 149: The Shadow of the Jade
- Chapter 148: An Unseen Threat
- Chapter 147: The Jade Jaguar
- Chapter 146: The River Snapper Ambush
- Chapter 145: The Agony of Being Nine and Fluffy
- Chapter 144: Who is Tao Zi?
- Chapter 143: Lessons Learned(The Hard Way)
- Chapter 142: The Burning Sky Arrives
- Chapter 141: A Mother’s Fury
- Chapter 140: The Butterfly Problem
- Chapter 139: Little Moon On The Run
- Chapter 138: A Woman Scorned
- Chapter 137: The Weight of Leaving
- Chapter 136: Mother of My Cub
- Chapter 135: The Sight Of You
- Chapter 134: The Red Panda makes a Cub
- Chapter 133: The Art of Courtship
- Chapter 132: Mo Xiao of Thousand Fang
- Chapter 131: Gu Gu says Yes!
- Chapter 130: The Woman Who Fed Everyone
- Chapter 129: A Very Small Panda
- Chapter 128: The Snake Who Slept Too Long
- Chapter 127: The Hole Problem
- Chapter 126: Tumbling Down
- Chapter 125: Blood and Snow
- Chapter 124: The Magnificent Battle
- Chapter 123: The Art of the Pout
- Chapter 122: The Cubs and the Burning Sky
- Chapter 121: The Burning Sky Loses A Baby
- Chapter 120: The Ice Queen’s Blush
- Chapter 119: Night with the Fox
- Chapter 118: The Intruders Get Roasted(literally)
- Chapter 117: Intruders!
- Chapter 116: The Festival
- Chapter 115: Alone Time with Zhao Yan
- Chapter 114: Flirting with The Dusty Old Dragon
- Chapter 113: The Grandma Chronicles
- Chapter 112: Run For Your Life!
- Chapter 111: The Dragon Who Did Not Want Friends
- Chapter 110: Not The Monster I Expected
- Chapter 109: Breakfast With the Storm
- Chapter 108: The Other Woman
- Chapter 107: Another Dragon Friend
- Chapter 106: Elder Emberglow’s Past
- Chapter 105: The Adventures of The Two Cubs
- Chapter 104: The Dragon King Has A Crisis
- Chapter 103: The Sky That Burns
- Chapter 102: The Stormcrown’s Catch
- Chapter 101: The Dragon King’s Decree
- Chapter 100: The Storm in the Clouds
- Chapter 99: Another Dragon
- Chapter 98: The Postpartum Gift Shop Explosion
- Chapter 97: Storm Dragon Stamina
- Chapter 96: The Return of the Dragon Prince
- Chapter 95: The Tiny Tyrant of Thousand Fang
- Chapter 94: It’s a She!
- Chapter 93: Little Zhen Wakes Up
- Chapter 92: The Arrival of Little Zhen
- Chapter 91: Let’s Have a Baby
- Chapter 90: The Ice Queen’s Forgiveness
- Chapter 89: Electric Boogaloo
- Chapter 88: The Grandmother Gauntlet
- Chapter 87: The Longest Night
- Chapter 86: Very Unsolicited Baby Names
- Chapter 85: Thousand Fang Game Day
- Chapter 84: The Council of Chaos
- Chapter 83: The Bear Who Should Have Stayed Hibernating
- Chapter 82: The Cursed, Cranky, Very Pregnant Female
- Chapter 81: The Fox Who Heard Everything
- Chapter 80: A Night With The Snow Leopard
- Chapter 79: Flee Before the Turkeys
- Chapter 78: The Lemon Heist Gone Wrong
- Chapter 77: My Pheromone Soap Ruined Everything (A Cultivation Memoir)
- Chapter 76: Aphrodisiac Soap
- Chapter 75: I Know What To Do!
- Chapter 74: Cornered by the Leopard Lord
- Chapter 73: Is Papa Eating Mama
- Chapter 72: So Long, Sparkly Dragons
- Chapter 71: Peace Was Never an Option
- Chapter 70: Walking Was a Mistake
- Chapter 69: The Mandatory Honeymoon of Doom
- Chapter 68: Tiān-Mìng Pops In to Drop the Horniest Quest Log of All Time
- Chapter 67: Zhāo Yàn vs. Han Shān: Territorial Tug-of-War
- Chapter 66: The Third Husband
- Chapter 65: You Can Not Banish Her!
- Chapter 64: Talk to Your Traumatized Husband First
- Chapter 63: The Great Fur-pocalypse
- Chapter 62: Debt is Paid
- Chapter 61: One Smile
- Chapter 60: Chemical Warfare
- Chapter 59: The Draconic Contract
- Chapter 58: Spite Over Sense
- Chapter 57: Almost...
- Chapter 56: The Golden Squatter
- Chapter 55: The Territorial Kiss
- Chapter 54: The Dragon Princess and The New Pet
- Chapter 53: The Incoming Hurricane
- Chapter 52: I Am Going To Bed
- Chapter 51: Another Attempted Murder
- Chapter 50: Moon-Whisker Weed
- Chapter 49: The Tears of a Tiger
- Chapter 48: Did I Break Him?
- Chapter 47: Flying Dropkicks
- Chapter 46: Two Knuckle-Knocks and a Broken Brain
- Chapter 45: The First Son
- Chapter 44: Caught in 4K
- Chapter 43: Smells Like Swamp Mud
- Chapter 42: Of Swamp Noodles and Skincare Routines
- Chapter 41: The Feral Mother Strikes Again!
- Chapter 40: The Three-Headed Toddler
- Chapter 39: Trial by Performance
- Chapter 38: Trial by Performance
- Chapter 37: The Dragon Who Unknotted Things
- Chapter 36: Monkey Cuddles
- Chapter 35: The Concept of Privacy
- Chapter 34: The Golden Meltdown
- Chapter 33: Cāng Jì’s Worst Nightmare
- Chapter 32: Welcome to Monkey Hell
- Chapter 31: Aggressive Relocation
- Chapter 30: Wake Up, Lazy Raccoon!
- Chapter 29: I Am an Alpha (Please Pat My Head)
- Chapter 28: Dying Whales and Evil Carrots
- Chapter 27: A Ripple In The Ice
- Chapter 26: How to Train Your Dragon (With Honey Cakes and Emotional Blackmail)
- Chapter 25: Three Trials
- Chapter 24: The Monkey King’s Revenge
- Chapter 23: Attack of the Cubs!
- Chapter 22: Riddles in the Morning
- Chapter 21: Hot Springs and Cold Glares
- Chapter 20: The Uninvited Guest
- Chapter 19: The Return of the Snow Leopard
- Chapter 18: The High-Altitude Hitchhiker
- Chapter 17: The Dragon’s Shadow
- Chapter 16: The Wrath of Gū Gū
- Chapter 15: Grandma’s Stick of Truth
- Chapter 14: Death by Star-Fruit: A Snake Twin Special
- Chapter 13: Squeaky Clean Demon
- Chapter 12: The Fox’s Bath Time
- Chapter 11: Judgement is Passed
- Chapter 10: Mama
- Chapter 9: The Wrath of the "Demon"
- Chapter 8: Make Snowball Smile
- Chapter 7: Firelight Trial
- Chapter 6: The Snake Twins!
- Chapter 5: The Mission of the Smile
- Chapter 4: The Contagious Giggle
- Chapter 3: The Snow Leopard’s Cold Shoulder
- Chapter 2: Good Kitty
- Chapter 1: The Worst First Day Ever