Book Six, Chapter 17: The Devil's Laundry
I was glad to finally have some momentum in this storyline. Finding out that many Insight tropes were completely corrupted was a terrible surprise.
Trope Master took forever to use because I had to wait for a new nightmare each night to get a little more information about our enemies. But it was the loss of the Dailies that was most upsetting. At the end of the day, I didn’t get any information in the normal way the trope presented.
I got no raw footage, boring or otherwise, not until I went to bed. When sleep found me, I did get footage, for sure. I got the footage in my nightmares.
The trope was practically useless, not just because of the nightmarish inversion, but because I could barely remember my dreams when I woke up.
It was frustrating, but we were making do.
I was in the pizza place, hiding from Gus Junior as he locked up.
That was a lot harder than it sounded. Not only did I have to hide from him, but I also had to avoid being On-Screen at all because my character had no reason to stay late or at least no reason that wouldn’t have given him undue prominence in the storyline.
Instead, I had shot a scene where I loitered about, unsure of what to do, as Gus called for everyone to vacate the premises.
I did this thing where I was cleaning everything while staring at the oven, at the place where Isaac had been. Maybe that made my character conflicted.
If only I had brought my Cutaway Death trope and my Director’s Monitor. I could just end my character’s life in some comical way without having to die at all, and be able to watch the rest of the story safely while being there for my teammates.
But of course, the enemies in this story didn’t want to kill you. They wanted to drag you straight to hell, a fate worse than death, which is why I didn’t bring those tropes to begin with.
Luckily, I had Just Out of Shot. For as hard as it was to stay Off-Screen normally, that trope allowed me to see the cameras in the scene whenever enemies were around so that I could avoid them.
All I had to do was find some enemies, and staying hidden would be a breeze.
Gus finally locked the door and left.
I observed from the shadows as Camden meekly poked his head out of the break room.
He had stayed in his hidey-hole. His plan was to stay past 1 a.m. and hopefully stay hidden. He had his Hide and Seek trope, so we were going to give it our all.
We needed to know what this little side business was that the demons were running: the sin-eating.
My character couldn’t investigate this. Camden had to.
Technically, this subplot didn’t even have to be solved to beat the storyline, but resolving it was necessary if we were going to do a good job.
Camden crept through the dark restaurant until he saw a clock on the wall, illuminated by security lights, showing the minute hand ticking toward 1 o’clock.
He showed all the proper emotions: nervousness, hesitation, regret. And then he went Off-Screen.
We had talked. We had theorized. We had planned. There was no more of that to be done.
We tried small talk for a moment, but the truth was, small talk couldn’t fill the vacuum of awaiting the arrival of demons. Even demons that were pretending to be cartoonish.
“Are you sure that tonight will be Second Blood?” he asked me, whispering even though we were Off-Screen.
“Yep,” I said.
Ramona had been doing a phenomenal job of being Isaac’s foil. Where he had run toward danger, she had run from it. He was killing it down there from what I could tell by listening in. I had half a mind to go check on him.
I only got to listen to Ramona as she fled in her parents’ car. She was in Carousel Heights, but that wouldn’t matter to the demons. She just kept driving without sleep.
Fortunately, one of the few tropes she had helped her cure the symptoms of sleep deprivation. Still, the demons chased her, and, if the sound of it all was to be believed, she gave quite a good performance. But I couldn’t know for sure.
I just hoped that by guaranteeing she would be Second Blood, she had had space to get some screen time and earn some rewards.
The truth was, she was way under-leveled. If she could play even a meager role, it would be a huge boost.
As I sat there, contemplating all of the different threads moving in the storyline, I could hear Camden’s nervous breathing beside me.
He believed he would get captured and sent to hell. And if worse came to worst, he would. After all, Avery’s only sin was attempted trespass onto the property, and that’s what Camden was doing just then.
“You’re going to do great,” I said.
“Yeah,” he said nervously. “I’m just worried about you accidentally walking in on one of my scenes and ruining the shot.”
We laughed. He didn’t want to admit weakness. Even when his arm was missing, he couldn’t show weakness.
We went back to silence after that, though I could hear the faint whisper of Camden practicing his lines under his breath. I hadn’t really given him lines. If everything went well, he would never need to speak.
But of course, if they didn’t go well…
We would cross that bridge when we came to it.
A few minutes later, time jumped forward a bit.
“Hey buddy, can you go to your corner of the restaurant? I’m really trying to stay Off-Screen here,” I said, as a timer appeared on the red wallpaper stating that I would go On-Screen in five minutes. It was suddenly 12:55 a.m.
“Right,” he said.
I was in the shadows of the corner of the dining room. Camden found a hiding spot near the trash can bay.
This story has been taken without authorization. Report any sightings.
As soon as he walked away, the timer disappeared from the red wallpaper.
I was safe once more.
Camden went On-Screen at exactly 1 o’clock in the morning.
Nothing happened.
Carousel was gathering footage of Camden sitting, not knowing exactly what he was waiting for. He fiddled through his book on demon folklore.
Honestly, I didn’t know what to expect.
And then it happened.
All of the animatronics, which had all been shut off, sprang to life.
They started talking to each other. They weren’t saying anything freaky, but in the dark, quiet restaurant, it was spooky enough.
“Do you want extra cheese?” Isabella Mozzarella asked.
“Here comes the champ!” the Pizza Boxer said.
“Bah bah bah bah bah bah bah,” Tony the Tosser replied, through the layer of plaster pizza dough covering his head.
But of course, none of them were the star of the show. Not tonight.
It was Hot Head himself who sprang to life, his eyes moving from side to side, his little arms waving from their place on the wall next to the oven. His mouth opened, revealing the fires of the oven.
I could have sworn I remembered to shut that off.
But of course, these fires weren’t from the gas line.
These fires were from hell, or at least a version of it.
And as I watched Hot Head from the shadows, something happened that I had not yet seen.
Hot Head’s mouth began to open wider and wider. His head rose as the wall above him shrank, and the distance between the top of his head and the ceiling disappeared.
And from hell, four figures rose—not speaking, not acknowledging each other, not even taking steps until they were ten or so feet into the front kitchen.
Steps were all part of the performance. They could levitate.
They each practiced moving their skin suits. There were three generic-looking men and then one very particular-looking woman, short, with her gray hair in a bun: Miss Verity Pryce, in the flesh. Or someone’s flesh.
She looked around the restaurant.
She looked right at me.
But of course, that didn’t matter, because I didn’t exist in this scene. The cameras couldn’t see over here. I had picked a good spot.
Camden did exist in the scene, though.
And I could see from across the room that his Chase Scene indicator lit up almost immediately. The demons were onto him, if not within the story, then at least within the meta.
Luckily, in a Chase Scene, he could use all of his Savvy in place of his Hustle in order to hide, and he had a lot of Savvy. Twelve points. He was a heavy hitter.
They weren’t going to find him. Not so easily, at least.
Miss Pryce turned to speak to one of her associates, but I couldn’t quite hear what she was saying, because she wasn’t speaking English. She was speaking in a voice that sounded like the screams of tortured souls.
The man she said it to nodded and then walked back around the counter toward the hallway that would lead him to the back kitchen.
The other two men didn’t stay still.
Instead, they walked out into the restaurant, picked up a long table, and moved it toward the front of the store, into an open area that led in one direction to the front kitchen and the cashiers, and in the other to the arcade.
They set the table down.
They didn’t even bother to get chairs.
After they did this, they stood perfectly still. So did Miss Pryce.
They didn’t stay still in the way a human would. They did it in the way a demon would.
They looked like mannequins.
They were On-Screen. And occasionally, Camden would be too, as he cautiously watched from afar.
I heard the back door close, echoing through the silent restaurant. Even the animatronics were afraid to speak. It would seem they had been powered on at the same time as Hot Head, but they weren’t running through their lines anymore.
From the back kitchen, the final demon was making his way back into view.
He wasn’t alone.
There was a man with him, a man dressed like he was either about to do a lot of cocaine or traffic a lot of cocaine. He had a flared collar and walked with a swagger.
He wore his hair in a mullet.
Whatever swagger was in his steps had failed to make it to his voice, because though he was trying to sound tough, his voice cracked as soon as he said, “This is the last one, right? I’m tired of this.”
Suddenly, the demons were moving again.
“This is the last,” Miss Pryce said, “assuming you haven’t added any more skeletons to your closet.”
He shook his head. “No, I haven’t. I’m out of that line of work. I’m in import/export now.”
She gestured toward the table.
“If the only sins you’ve committed are petty lies like that, tonight should be the last,” Miss Pryce said.
The man nodded. On the red wallpaper, he didn’t have a name, just the word Sinner. I would think you’d need to be more specific than that in Carousel.
He was an ordinary NPC.
The man, clearly having been here before, began unbuttoning his shirt. Then he climbed up on the table and laid down.
“Just get it done,” he said. “I’m tired of living with this.”
“Oh, you’ll be born anew,” Miss Pryce said. “Innocent as a swaddling child.”
“Does that mean I’m going to crap my pants?” he asked, just a nervous joke.
“No,” Miss Pryce said, refusing to humor him or put him at ease.
He bit his lip awkwardly for a moment.
“I’m still having the nightmares,” he said. “Even after all of our… sessions.”
“No more nightmares after this, I assure you,” she said. “Just sweet dreams. Imports, exports—your life can be whatever you want. Be noble. Be righteous. Be what you choose.”
The man’s breathing was irregular. He was afraid, but he was also desperate.
He nodded.
The man who had retrieved the Sinner had also been carrying something in his hands, something I couldn’t quite make out yet. But soon, he walked up to the table where the mulleted man was lying.
He held out the object for all to see. I even got the sense that he was trying to hold it high enough so Camden and I could see it from our various hiding places.
I was horrified.
He had taken some of the pizza dough I had prepped, portioned, wrapped in plastic wrap, and refrigerated.
I thought it had been those heathens from the front kitchens taking my dough.
He unwrapped the dough and placed it gingerly on the man’s chest.
Perhaps I shouldn’t tell Isaac or Ramona about that part.
The man’s breathing was fast-paced and rough.
Around him, the demons, Miss Pryce included, began to chant in their screams-from-hell mother tongue.
“This is cold,” the man said, quivering.
We watched.
After the demons were done chanting, the dough was taken from the man’s chest, placed back in the plastic, and then moved again to the counter near the front kitchen.
“Am I done?” Mr. Mullet asked.
“You are now pure as the driven snow,” Miss Pryce said. “Go and sin no more.”
The man placed his hand on his chest. Slowly, he breathed in and out, and a smile formed.
“I can feel it. It’s gone. That was my sin, right? It’s all gone now.”
“Gone from you. Once eaten by one of this establishment’s lucky customers, gone for good,” Miss Pryce said. “Now, our fee.”
The man nodded, reached into his pocket, and pulled out a wad of bills.
I didn’t know how much it was, but it must have been in the tens of thousands of dollars.
The demon led him back down the hallway toward the back door.
I was thinking about how strange it was for demons to do a deal for money until I saw Miss Pryce throw the wad of bills over her shoulder and into the mouth of Hot Head, where it appeared to catch fire before it even entered, sending flames up into the air as it fell.
Miss Pryce couldn’t suppress her smile.
The man had been tricked.
They only charged him money so that he would never learn the true price. There was no easy way out of damnation. Except for the whole forgiveness thing, but clearly that wasn’t something that occurred to him.
Throughout this, Camden watched on in horror.
There were more men and women that night, only four or five. Carousel was collecting footage, perhaps for a montage, or maybe just to ensure it had enough.
The thing that interested me was that three of the people brought in that night were not dupes, or at least not to the degree that Mullet had been.
They knew the demons. And they had made deals with them.
As the pizza dough was placed onto the chest of a woman who, if stereotyped, was probably a trophy wife or gold digger (post-digging), Miss Pryce plainly told her, “Your time is up soon. Wouldn’t want your soul traveling to the Pit of Hell with all these marks on it.”
This was a sin laundering operation. They had acquired the souls of certain people through deals, and they wanted to clean them up before sending them home to be with… whatever the opposite entity of Elidel was.
You had to admire these demons’ hustle.
A pure soul was probably more valuable than the soul of a Sinner, even if you had to squeegee it out first.
These interactions went by without a hitch.
They were not the main event, at least, not plot-wise.
The main event arrived in the trunk of a car.
I could hear her kicking and screaming before she even got to the back door. She was a fighter.
Wherever she had run, wherever she had hidden, they had found her.
And for whatever sins she had consumed when she ate that sixth pizza, she was about to be condemned to hell.
Second Blood was upon us.
And Ramona’s fate was already sealed.
Camden’s, however, was still unknown.
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Chapters
- Book Eight, Chapter 94: The Finale
- Book Eight, Chapter 93: The Quiet One
- Book Eight, Chapter 92: Aftershock
- Book Eight, Chapter 91: Shaping
- Book Eight, Chapter 90: The Gallery
- Book Eight, Chapter 89: Captives
- Book Eight, Chapter 88: Bobby
- Book Eight, Chapter 87: The Conduit
- Book Eight, Chapter 86: By Torchlight
- Book Eight, Chapter 85: Into the Cradle
- Book Eight, Chapter 84: Don't Remind Me
- Book Eight, Chapter 83: The Captives
- Book Eight, Chapter 82: Arrival
- Book Eight, Chapter 81: Chase
- Book Eight, Chapter 80: The Adventurer
- Book Eight, Chapter 79: Downtime
- Book Eight, Chapter 78: From Below
- Book Eight, Chapter 77: Unfolding
- Book Eight, Chapter 76: Boats
- Book Eight, Chapter 75: Debriefing
- Book Eight, Chapter 74: Interrogation
- Book Eight, Chapter 73: The Detective
- Book Eight, Chapter 72: Family Troubles
- Book Eight, Chapter 71: Remains
- Book Eight, Chapter 70: The Widow
- Book Eight, Chapter 69: Antoine Stone and the Sunken Cradle Part II
- Book Eight, Chapter 68: Last-Minute Prep
- Book Eight, Chapter 67: Choice as a Formality.
- Book Eight, Chapter 66: Forbidden Talk
- Book Eight, Chapter 65: The Speakeasy Revisited
- Book Eight, Chapter 64: The Adventurer
- Book Eight, Chapter 63: The Provisions
- Book Eight, Chapter 62: Campfire Story
- Book Eight, Chapter 61: Intermission
- Book Eight, Chapter 60: False End
- Book Eight, Chapter 59: The Final Gambit
- Book Eight, Chapter 58: Communication
- Book Eight, Chapter 57: Bobby II
- Book Eight, Chapter 56: The Spell
- Book Eight, Chapter 55: Over the River and Through the Woods
- Book Eight, Chapter 54: Logging Off
- Book Eight, Chapter 53: Backtracking
- Book Eight, Chapter 52: In the Dark
- Book Eight, Chapter 51: Down the Hall
- Book Eight, Chapter 50: Outpost
- Book Eight, Chapter 49: Wanderers
- Book Eight, Chapter 48: Assignment
- Book Eight, Chapter 47: Familiar Grounds
- Book Eight, Chapter 46: A Left Turn
- Book Eight, Chapter 45: Bobby
- Book Eight, Chapter 44: Waterfall
- Book Eight, Chapter 43: Keep Your Eye on the Ball
- Book Eight, Chapter 42: The Haul
- Book Eight, Chapter 41: Well Conducted
- Book Eight, Chapter 40: Dead in the Water
- Book Eight, Chapter 39: Overboard
- Book Eight, Chapter 38: Tangled
- Book Eight, Chapter 37: Drowned
- Book Eight, Chapter 36: Go Fish
- Book Eight, Chapter 35: Keep Swimming
- Book Eight, Chapter 34: Scathed
- Book Eight, Chapter 33: Into the River
- Book Eight, Chapter 32: No Right Choices
- Book Eight, Chapter 31: The Unwritten Rules
- Book Eight, Chapter 30: A Scripted Departure
- Book Eight, Chapter 29: Flyers
- Book Eight, Chapter 28: The Dream
- Book Eight, Chapter 27: Evasive Maneuvers
- Book Eight, Chapter 26: Dungeon Clearing
- Book Eight, Chapter 25: Walled In
- Book Eight, Chapter 24: Six Weeks Later
- Chapter 24: Six Weeks Later
- Book Eight, Chapter 23: The Astralist Part IV
- Book Eight, Chapter 22: The Astralist Part III
- Book Eight, Chapter 21: The Astralist Part II
- Book Eight, Chapter 20: The Astralist Part I
- Book Eight, Chapter 19: Interlude
- Book Eight, Chapter 18: Refusal of the Call
- Book Eight, Chapter 17: The River
- Book Eight, Chapter 16: Trespass
- Book Eight, Chapter 15: The Brain Teaser
- Book Eight, Chapter 14: The In-Between
- Book Eight, Chapter 13: Fire Trap
- Book Eight, Chapter 12: Red Jack
- Book Eight, Chapter 11: The Score
- Book Eight, Chapter 10: Drill
- Book Eight, Chapter 9: Demo Time
- Book Eight, Chapter 8: Estate Auction
- Book Eight, Chapter 7: red wood
- Book Eight, Chapter 6: Open House
- Book Eight, Chapter 5: Lark House
- Book Eight, Chapter 4: The Mission
- Book Eight, Chapter 3: Field Trip
- Book Eight, Chapter 2: Crawlspace
- Book Eight, Chapter 1: The Copy Job
- Book Six, Chapter 95: Pulling the Thread
- Book Six, Chapter 94: Knock Knock
- Book Six, Chapter 93: Return to Camp Dyer
- Book Six, Chapter 92: The Savings
- Book Six, Chapter 91: WHATEVER YOU WANT
- Book Six, Chapter 90: The Sacrifice
- Book Six, Chapter 89: Raised By Television
- Book Six, Chapter 88: Bobby III
- Book Six, Chapter 87: A World of Laughter
- Book Six, Chapter 86: Don’t drink the Kool-Aid
- Book Six, Chapter 85: Blue Bloods
- Book Six, Chapter 84: It Begins
- Book Six, Chapter 83: The Dark Secret
- Book Six, Chapter 82: Tom
- Chapter 81: The Props Department
- Book Six, Chapter 80: The Time Skip
- Book Six, Chapter 79: The End is Nigh
- Book Six, Chapter 78: The Employee Lounge
- Book Six, Chapter 77: Leftovers
- Book Six, Chapter 76: Undercover Shopper
- Book Six, Chapter 75: Getaway Car
- Book Six, Chapter 74: Benched
- Book Six, Chapter 73: The Gala
- Book Six, Chapter 72: Bobby II
- Book Six, Chapter 71: Bobby I
- Book Six, Chapter 70: The Stone Show
- Book Six, Chapter 69: Eternal Savers Club
- Book Six, Chapter 68: The Game Plan
- Book Six, Chapter 67: The Circus
- Book Six, Chapter 66: Bowling
- Book Six, Chapter 65: Parking Lot Lookout
- Book Six, Chapter 64: Interlude
- Book Six, Chapter 63: Rescue Scouting
- Book Six, Chapter 62: A Chance of Rain
- Book Six, Chapter 61: Wedding Gifts
- Book Six, Chapter 60: Till Death
- Book Six, Chapter 59: Tangles
- Book Six, Chapter 58: Patio Furniture
- Book Six, Chapter 57: Silver Fox
- Book Six, Chapter 56: Daphne V
- Book Six, Chapter 55: Andrew Interlude
- Book Six, Chapter 54: The Axe
- Book Six, Chapter 53: Kimberly Interlude
- Book Six, Chapter 52: Daphne Part IV
- Book Six, Chapter 51: A Part to Play
- Book Six, Chapter 50: Smoking Kills
- Book Six, Chapter 49: The Body
- Book Six, Chapter 48: Husband and Wife Team Up
- Book Six, Chapter 47: Smoke Break
- Book Six, Chapter 46: Daphne Part III
- Book Six, Chapter 45: The Lightbulb Moment
- Book Six, Chapter 44: Runaway Bride
- Book Six, Chapter 43: Photo Op
- Book Six, Chapter 42: Autopsy of a Blackmailer
- Book Six, Chapter 41: Daphne Part II
- Book Six, Chapter 40: Honey
- Book Six, Chapter 39: Daphne Interlude Part I
- Book Six, Chapter 38: Wedding Bells
- Book Six, Chapter 37: Cold Cuts
- Book Six, Chapter 36: A Close Shave with a Haircut
- Book Six, Chapter 35: The Extra Player
- Book Six, Chapter 34: Meet the Parents
- Book Six, Chapter 33: The Gambler
- Book Six, Chapter 32: Homibridal Part II
- Book Six, Chapter 31: A Change in the Winds
- Book Six, Chapter 30: A Proper Greeting
- Book Six, Chapter 29: Deviled Egg
- Book Six, Chapter 28: Drinks!
- Book Six, Chapter 27: The Wait
- Book Six, Chapter 26: Ravel
- Book Six, Chapter 25: The Paycheck
- Book Six, Chapter 24: Equivocation Part II
- Book Six, Chapter 23: Equivocation Part I
- Book Six, Chapter 22: The Frat Guy
- Book Six, Chapter 21: The Real Night Terror
- Book Six, Chapter 20: The Gorging
- Book Six, Chapter 19: The Fever Dream
- Book Six, Chapter 18: A Downward Direction
- Book Six, Chapter 17: The Devil's Laundry
- Book Six, Chapter 16: The Road to Hell is Paved with Pizza Dough
- Book Six, Chapter 15: Shift work.
- Book Six, Chapter 14: 555-7468
- Book Six, Chapter 13: The Promotion
- Book Six, Chapter 12: By the Trash Cans
- Book Six, Chapter 11: The Break Room
- Book Six, Chapter 10: Nightmares
- Book Six, Chapter 9: Recon
- Book Six, Chapter 8: The Fire Ferret
- Book Six, Chapter 7: Hot Head
- Book Six, Chapter 6: The Summer Job
- Book Six, Chapter 5: By the Slice
- Book Six, Chapter 4: By the Slice
- Book Six, Chapter 3: The Performance
- Book Six, Chapter 2: The Lineup
- Book Six, Chapter 1: Urban Foraging
- Book Five, Chapter 143: The Show Must Go On
- Book Five, Chapter 142: Rewards
- Book Five, Chapter 141: The Standing Ovation
- Book Five, Chapters 140: The Fight of Many Lifetimes
- Book Five, Chapter 1̵̙̔͗̀2̴̦̕6̴̤̪͙̀:: The Many Mothers of Gabriel Cano
- Book Five, Chapters 137 & 138
- Book Five, Chapter 136: The Diorama
- Book Five, Chapter 135: The Tower Climber
- Book Five, Chapter 134: The Barker
- Book Five, Chapter 133: The Scientist
- Book Five, Chapter 132: The Long Red Hallway
- Book Five, Chapters 130 & 131: Willpower is Magic
- Book Five, Chapters Chapter 130:& Chapter 131: Willpower is Magic
- Book Five, Chapter 129: The Signal
- Book Five, Chapter 128: The Meteor Finder 9000
- Book Five, Chapter 127: Unconventional Layoffs.
- Book Five, Chapter 125: The Hospital
- Book Five, Chapter 124: Watch your step
- Book Five, Chapter 123: A Mid-Torture Lesson
- Book Five, Chapter 122: Room Service
- Book Five, Chapter 121: A Barrel of Monkeys
- Book Five, Chapter 120: The Scholar
- Book Five, Chapter 119: Hey ya, Fella
- Book Five, Chapter 118: Night Watch
- Book Five, Chapter 117: A Short Rest
- Book Five, Chapter 116: The First Jump
- Book Five, Chapter 115: Into Time
- Book Five, Chapter 114: First Bloodless
- Book Five, Chapter 113: The Guided Tour
- Book Five, Chapter 112: Vetting the Impossible
- Book Five, Chapter 111: E Cola
- Book Five, Chapter 110: The Final Girl
- Book Five, Chapter 109: The Girl in the Videos
- Book Five, Chapter 108: daylight dance
- Book Five, Chapter 107: Post-Traumatic
- Book Five, Chapter 106: Jailhouse Blues
- Book Five, Chapter 105: Timely Preparations
- Book Five, Chapter 104: A Rescue in Review
- Book Five, Chapter 103: Watch Party
- Book Five, Chapter 102: Side Storyline: Goodnight Neighbor
- Book Five, Chapter 101: While we were gone...
- Book Five, Chapter 100: The Bounty
- Book Five, Chapter 99: Clara- Part II
- Book Five, Chapter 98: Clara- Part I
- Book Five, Chapter 97: Not Quite The End
- Book Five, Chapter 96: The Athlete
- Book Five, Chapter 95: A Test of Hustle
- Book Five, Chapter 94: A Wolf's Howl
- Book Five, Chapter 93: The Introduction of Chaos
- Book Five, Chapter 92: Blue Moon Rising
- Book Five, Chapter 91: Moonlit Charge
- Book Five, Chapter 90: The Pack
- Book Five, Chapter 89: Preparations
- Book Five, Chapter 88: The Soldier
- Book Five, Chapter 87: The Hunter
- Book Five, Chapter 86: Familiar Fratricide
- Book Five, Chapter 85: Last-call Return
- Book Five, Chapter 84: A touch of chemistry...
- Book Five, Chapter 83: Always in the Forest
- Book Five, Chapter 82: Rolling Silver
- Book Five, Chapter 81: The Tomb
- Book Five, Chapter 80: A Werewolf Kiss
- Book Five, Chapter 79: There has been a murder!
- Book Five, Chapter 78: A Tentative Plan
- Book Five, Chapter 77: A Nursery Rhyme
- Book Five, Chapter 76: Return to Camp
- Book Five, Chapter 75: Armed with Knowledge
- Book Five, Chapter 74: Exploration and Research
- Book Five, Chapter 73: The Stacks
- Book Five, Chapter 72: The Stone Fort
- Book Five, Chapter 71: The Eye Candy
- Book Five, Chapter 70: Caged Wolves
- Book Five, Chapter 69: The Werewolf Curse
- Book Five, Chapter 68: Silverware
- Book Five, Chapter 67: The Host
- Book Five, Chapter 66: An Invitation
- Book Five, Chapter 65: The Lineup
- Book Five, Chapter 64: Mental Health Day
- Book Five, Chapter 63: The Flea Market
- Book Five, Chapter 62: A Walk Down Memory Lane
- Book Five, Chapter 61: Strike!
- Book Five, Chapter 60: Carousel Family Video
- Book Five, Chapter 59: The Thing about Werewolves
- Book Five, Chapter 58: The Speakeasy
- Book Five, Chapter 57: Baby Steps
- Book Five, Chapter 56: Happened A-Pawn Again
- Book Five, Chapter 55: Broken Conduit
- Book Five, Chapter 54: Tea Party
- Book Five, Chapter 53: The Forty-Dollar Fortune
- Book Five, Chapter 52: Twisted Threads
- Book Five, Chapter 51: Shopping
- Book Five, Chapter 50: Sensitive Measures
- Book Five, Chapter 49: The Crooked Hallway
- Book Five, Chapter 48: Therapy
- Book Five, Chapter 47: The Test
- Book Five, Chapter 46: By the Campfire
- Book Five, Chapter 45: The Farmhouse
- Book Five, Chapter 44: The Cargo
- Book Five, Chapter 43: The Femme Fatale
- Book Five, Chapter 42: Defensive Protocols
- Book Five, Chapter 41: Mutagen 6
- Book Five, Chapter 40: Bigger and Bigger
- Book Five, Chapter 39: Red Herring No More
- Book Five, Chapter 38: The Rerun
- Book Five, Chapter 37: The Chatbot
- Book Five, Chapter 36: If at first you don't succeed...
- Book Five, Chapter 35: Walk of Shame
- Book Five, Chapter 34: On Theme
- Book Five, Chapter 33: Rodeo
- Book Five, Chapter 32: Dark Aura
- Book Five, Chapter 31: Theme Puzzle
- Book Five, Chapter 30: The Farm
- Book Five, Chapter 29: Rise and Shine
- Book Five, Chapter 28: Bitten
- Book Five, Chapter 27: Deep Sleep Tech
- Book Five, Chapter 26: Countdown to launch
- Book Five, Chapter 25: Itch
- Book Five, Chapter 24: Before the Rescue
- Book Five, Chapter 23: Moon
- Book Five, Chapter 22: Horrific Events Through the Ages
- Book Five, Chapter 21: Hard Scouting
- Book Five, Chapter 20: Lairs and Libraries
- Book Five, Chapter 19: A Party Divided
- Book Five, Chapter 18: The Fallen
- Book Five, Chapter 17: Dissociation
- Book Five, Chapter 16: Looting
- Book Five, Chapters 15: The Reaper
- Book Five, Chapter 14: Blades
- Book Five, Chapters 13: The Patchers
- Book Five, Chapter 12: Tamara
- Book Five, Chapter 11: Killer on the Loose
- Book Five, Chapter 10: Ten Years Later
- Book Five, Chapter 9: Off the Case!
- Book Five, Chapter 8: Strange Collision
- Book Five, Chapter 7: Search Party
- Book Five, Chapter 6: Sunflowers
- Book Five, Chapter 5: Harless Automotive
- Book Five, Chapter 4: Scouting
- Book Five, Chapter 3: A Call with Sal
- Book Five, Chapter 2: A Knock in the Night
- Book Five, Chapter 1: Grocery Shopping
- Arc II, Chapter 94: Off the Case!
- Arc II, Chapter 93: Strange Collision
- Arc II, Chapter 92: Search Party
- Arc II, Chapter 91: Sunflowers
- Arc II, Chapter 90: Harless Automotive
- Arc II, Chapter 89: Scouting
- Arc II, Chapter 88: A Call with Sal
- Arc II, Chapter 87: A Knock in the Night
- Arc II, Chapter 86: Grocery Shopping
- Arc II, Chapter 85: The Remainder
- Arc II, Chapter 84: The Loft
- Arc II, Chapter 83: The Narrator Part Two
- Arc II, Chapter 82: The Narrator Part One
- Arc II, Chapter 81: The Tape
- Arc II, Chapter 80: The Lillian Scorned Contingency
- Arc II, Chapter 79: The Cynic
- Arc II, Chapter 78: Late Casting
- Arc II, Chapter 77: The Outsider Returns
- Arc II, Chapter 76: Double Team
- Arc II, Chapter 75: Mirror Match
- Arc II, Chapter 74: Gray
- Arc II, Chapter 73: Hard Mode Initiated
- Arc II, Chapter 72: Manor's Blaze Eve
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- Arc II, Chapter 71: Them
- Arc II, Chapter 70: The Secret Sixth Principle
- Book Two moving to KU! (The story is currently at the end of Book Four)
- Book Two moving to KU!
- Arc II, Chapter 69: A Slight Change of Plans
- Arc II, Chapter 68: Moonlight
- Arc II, Chapter 67: Up to Speed
- Arc II, Chapter 66: Sparks Fly
- Arc II, Chapter 65: On the Fence
- Arc II, Chapter 64: Dreary Street
- Arc II, Chapter 63: The Peeping Tom
- Arc II, Chapter 62: A Close Shave
- Arc II, Chapter 61: Grease Fire
- Interlude--Ramona Part Three
- Interlude--Ramona Part Two
- Interlude--Ramona Part One
- Arc II, Chapter 60: The Empty Frame
- Arc II, Chapter 59: Fire
- Arc II, Chapter 58: The Flask
- Arc II, Chapter 57: Carlyle
- Arc II, Chapter 56: The Die Cast
- Arc II, Chapter 55: Cycles
- Arc II, Chapter 54: The Séance Part Four
- Arc II, Chapter 53: The Séance Part Three
- Arc II, Chapter 52: The Séance Part Two
- Arc II, Chapter 51: The Séance Part One
- Arc II, Chapter 50: Don't Pull Any Threads
- Arc II, Chapter 49: A Game Within a Game
- Arc II, Chapter 48: The Murder House
- Arc II, Chapter 47: Reply the Departed, Classic
- Arc II, Chapter 46: Heart's Desire
- Arc II, Chapter 45: The Graveside Chat
- Arc II, Chapter 44: Time to Wait
- Arc II, Chapter 43: The Prescription
- Arc II, Chapter 42: Medical History
- Arc II, Chapter 41: Stairway Death Scene
- Arc II, Chapter 40: The Beauty Queen
- Arc II, Chapter 39: The Unveiling
- Arc II, Chapter 38: The Frog Trap
- Arc II, Chapter 37: Escape the Fray
- Arc II, Chapter 36: Cecilia
- Book One is Available Now!
- Arc II, Chapter 35: Out of Hand
- Arc II, Chapter 34: The Doctor's Visit
- Arc II, Chapter 33: The Secret Staircase
- Arc II, Chapter 32: An Illegal Search
- Arc II, Chapter 31: Bobby's Other Wife
- Arc II, Chapter 30: The Ribbon Cutting
- Arc II, Chapter 29: Cold on the Trail
- Arc II, Chapter 28: Not the Worst Ending
- Arc II, Chapter 27: Early Morning Poker
- Arc II, Chapter 26: The Carousel Spins On
- Arc II, Chapter 25: Play it cool
- Arc II, Chapter 24: What Came Before
- Chapter Forty-Four: The Detour [Start of Book II]
- Book One will be moving to KU
- Chapter One: Silas the Mechanical Showman
- Arc II, Chapter 23.5: The Late Check Out
- Arc II, Chapter 23: The Off-Screen Death
- Arc II, Chapter 22: The Weakness
- Arc II, Chapter 21: Strander Blake
- Arc II, Chapter 20: Ready Player Ten
- Arc II, Chapter 19: The Ghost Collector
- Arc II, Chapter 18: Let's Split Up, Gang
- Arc II, Chapter 17: Ghost Story
- Arc II, Chapter 16: Connection Terminated
- Arc II, Chapter 15: I have no arm but I must wave...
- Arc II, Chapter 14: Exploring in the Dark
- Arc II, Chapter 13: Reply the Departed, Updated
- Arc II, Chapter 12: Stranger Still
- Arc II, Chapter 11: The Librarian
- Arc II, Chapter 10: The Cut Scene
- Arc II, Chapter 9: Carousel Loves Families!
- Arc II, Chapter 8: Nondescript
- Arc II, Chapter 7: A History in Flames
- Arc II, Chapter 6: The Night Before
- Arc II, Chapter 5: The Founder's Tale
- Arc II, Chapter 4: Seeing is Believing
- Arc II, Chapter 3: Late Arrivals
- Arc II, Chapter 2: The Keepsake
- Arc II, Chapter 1: Now Playing
- Tales of Carousel: I'll Love You Till the Day You Die
- Tales of Carousel: You've Got Mail
- Tales of Carousel: The Guest House
- Chapter 118: Back to Where It All Started- Part IV
- Chapter 117: Back to Where It All Started- Part III
- Chapter 116: Back to Where It All Started- Part II
- Chapter 115: Back To Where It All Started- Part I
- Chapter 114: Dead Man's Fall
- Chapter 113: The Bigger Bad
- Chapter 112: The Damsel in Distress
- Chapter One Hundred and Eleven: Blood Red Sunset
- Chapter One Hundred and Ten: Permanent Vacancy
- Chapter One Hundred and Nine: The Warning
- Chapter One Hundred and Eight: Planning a Run
- Chapter One Hundred and Seven: closed fur renovations
- Chapter One Hundred and Six: In Plain Sight
- Interlude: In Time--Part Two
- Chapter One Hundred and Five: A Bridge Too Far
- Chapter One Hundred and Four: Goforth and Prosper
- Chapter One Hundred and Three: Dearest Mr. Gray Amber
- Chapter One Hundred and Two: By the Fire
- Chapter One Hundred and One: Party Favors-Part Two
- Chapter One Hundred: Party Favors-Part One
- Chapter Ninety-Nine: Who's Pulling the Strings?
- Chapter Ninety-Eight: Self-Inflicted Injuries
- Chapter Ninety-Seven: Close and Personal with Mr. Red Rock
- Chapter Ninety-Six: Who, Why, and How
- Chapter Ninety-Five: The Casks and the Crime Scene
- Chapter Ninety-Four: A Fair Play Murder Mystery
- Chapter Ninety-Three: Mr. Evergreen in the Ballroom with the Knife
- Chapter Ninety-Two: Young Love
- Interlude: In Time
- Chapter Ninety-One: The Ballroom
- Chapter Ninety: Unintended Consequences
- Chapter Eighty-Nine: The Black Snow
- Chapter Eighty-Eight: Setting Up The Pins
- No Chapter Today
- Chapter Eighty-Seven: The Carousel Atlas
- Chapter Eighty-Six: Snowblind
- Chapter Eighty-Five: The Criminal and the Wallflower
- Chapter Eighty-Four: Worker's Compensation
- Chapter Eighty-Three: Curtains
- Chapter Eighty-Two: Sedation
- Chapter Eighty-One: A Fresh Breath of XEGOST-H Sulfide
- Chapter Eighty: Climbing Tension
- Chapter Seventy-Nine: A Ticket to the Show
- Chapter Seventy-Eight: The Distortion Manifests
- Chapter Seventy-Seven: Corporate Rat Race
- Chapter Seventy-Six: Too Many Unknowns
- Chapter Seventy-Five: Notes from Experiment 17
- Chapter Seventy-Four: Please Present Your Identification
- Chapter Seventy-Three: All in the Family
- Chapter Seventy-Two: A Bump in the Night
- Chapter Seventy-One: Night Shift
- Chapter Seventy: Superstition
- Chapter Sixty-Nine: Subject of Inquiry
- Chapter Sixty-Eight: Bet Your Life On It!
- Chapter Sixty-Seven: Make History Part of Your Story!
- Chapter Sixty-Six: The Brainstorm Montage
- Chapter Sixty-Five: A Theory
- Chapter Sixty-Four: Secrets of Carousel
- Chapter Sixty-Three: The Bad Luck Magnet
- Chapter Sixty-Two: A Lesson in Wishing Well
- Chapter Sixty-One: The Secret
- Chapter Sixty: The Cloven Women
- Chapter Fifty-Nine: They Come in the Night
- Chapter Fifty-Eight: The Akers Plot
- Chapter Fifty-Seven: What Does It Want?
- Chapter Fifty-Six: The Servants
- Chapter Fifty-Five: The Unknowable
- Chapter Fifty-Four: The Waters Below
- Chapter Fifty-Three: A Search in Vain
- Chapter Fifty-Two: The Last Truck Out
- Chapter Fifty-One: The Contradictions
- Chapter Fifty: The Rules of the Forest
- Chapter Forty-Nine: The Straggler
- Chapter Forty-Eight: A Message from High Places
- Chapter Forty-Seven: Happened A-Pawn
- Chapter Forty-Six: Letters from Carousel
- Chapter Forty-Five: The Wager
- Chapter Forty-Four: The Detour
- Chapter Forty-Three: Keeping Secrets
- Chapter Forty-Two: Rewards To Die For
- Chapter Forty-One: The Grotesque Angel
- Chapter Forty: Not-So-Divine Healing
- Chapter Thirty-Nine: Go. Faster.
- Chapter Thirty-Eight: Extended Arming Sequence
- Chapter Thirty-Seven: Whispers in the Dark
- Chapter Thirty-Six: The Red Mist
- Chapter Thirty-Five: The Rulekeeper
- Chapter Thirty-Four: A Plan Interrupted
- Chapter Thirty-Three: The Grotesque Kiss
- Chapter Thirty-Two: The Harbinger
- Chapter Thirty-One: A Family In Crisis
- Chapter Thirty: The Grotesque Lottery
- Chapter Twenty-Nine: To the Attention of Janette Gill
- Chapter Twenty-Eight: Chekhov's Balcony
- Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Immortal Mask Is Broken
- Chapter Twenty-Six: One Last Guess
- Chapter Twenty-Five: A Pattern Emerges
- Chapter Twenty-Four: The Usual Suspect
- Chapter Twenty-Three: The Public Accusation
- Chapter Twenty-Two: End of Scene
- Chapter Twenty-One: Ranger Danger
- Chapter Twenty: Delta Epsilon Delta
- Chapter Nineteen: An Outsider
- Chapter Eighteen: Souvenirs
- Chapter Seventeen: Black Magic Reanimation
- Chapter Sixteen: The Silver Solution
- Chapter Fifteen: A Waste of a Specimen
- Chapter Fourteen: The Code in the Lights
- Chapter Thirteen: The Astralist
- Chapter Twelve: Deus Ex-Terminator
- Chapter Eleven: Please, Don't Be a Vampire
- Chapter Ten: First Blood at Halle Castle
- Chapter Nine: Always Watching
- Chapter Eight: The Museum at Halle Castle
- Chapter Seven: Dyer's Lodge
- Chapter Six: The Oblivious Bystander
- Chapter Five: Will Someone Shut Them Up?
- Chapter Four: Benny
- Chapter Three: The Final Straw II
- Chapter Two: The Unanswered Plea
- Chapter One: Silas the Showman