Book Six, Chapter 8: The Fire Ferret
I was struck by how normal working at Pecatto’s was. It was too ordinary.
It felt like Carousel was rubbing it in our faces.
That wasn’t to say there weren’t some odd things.
Camden had looked through all of the timesheets and schedules and found that there were three no-call, no-shows. We followed up with Jerrica and found that those were just former employees who had dropped off the face of the earth.
“We should follow up,” Camden said. “Track down these people. Talk to their families. See if they really quit, or if they went missing.”
“I don’t know,” I said. We were Off-Screen, so I could speak freely. “Do you really want to drill down on the realism aspect? I still think the longer we can go without our characters knowing something is wrong, the better. It’s not even First Blood yet.”
He seemed to consider this idea.
“But what are we supposed to do? We haven’t even seen any enemies,” he said.
“Let’s try to figure out what story Carousel is trying to tell. For some reason, I don’t think it’s a murder mystery. After First Blood, if we don’t make any progress, we can start following all the leads. But for right now, I think it would be best if only you and Anna act suspicious of the place.”
They were likely the main characters, though Carousel was picking on Isaac, so that could mean something.
We were in the break room, in the middle of our shift.
“So what do you think is happening?” Anna asked. “This place is so creepy when you know something is wrong, but you don’t know what it is.”
Anna had gotten to know everyone, the other employees, the family, management, some of the food suppliers, and, of course, the customers. No one even hinted that things had gone wrong.
“It’s driving me crazy,” Camden said. “The Bonaventuras just seem like a normal family. Well, not normal for my family, but like they could be from Earth.”
The family didn’t seem in on the supernatural aspect of the restaurant. Or they were faking even better than the Patchers did.
“Heads up, we’re about to be On-Screen,” I said. “Look, the Atlas was pretty clear about this storyline. Once you see what it’s about, you can’t unsee it. And we have the pizza lead.”
There were not a lot of horror movies where the first clue that something is about to go wrong is that pizza appears from nowhere.
“We’ll always have that sixth pizza,” Camden repeated.
I could tell he was anxious. This storyline took at least a week and a half, according to the Atlas. We had only been here a few days. It had an extended Party Phase; maybe it was meant to give us time to explore. Maybe it was meant to give us the exact anxiety Camden was feeling.
“Everything’s going to be okay,” I said.
“At least it won’t be bed bugs,” Camden said.
Someone had spoiled the Itch storyline for him.
“At least it won’t be bed bugs,” I repeated. “Five seconds to On-Screen.”
On-Screen
“I don’t see the point in touring other schools when I know I’m going to go to Carousel U,” Camden said.
“The point was that we got to skip class,” Anna said.
They didn’t get to finish their little impromptu conversation because the door to the break room opened up suddenly.
In walked a giant six-foot-tall fiery ferret.
Anna started to laugh immediately.
“Don’t say anything,” Isaac said as he threw off the head to the mascot uniform.
I couldn’t help but laugh. Isaac had been a real punching bag for Carousel in this storyline. This was something else.
“I didn’t even know they had mascot costumes,” Camden said as Isaac waddled across the floor, dropped his ferret head, and then tried to pick it up, to little success.
“Why would a burned ferret be a pizza place mascot, anyway?” Isaac asked.
“Well, he’s a fire ferret,” I said. “Unfortunately, the lava plumes that he’s native to were wiped out by forestation, so Frankie the Fire Ferret searched far and wide for a new home. Until eventually, he found Pecatto’s Pizza Parlor, and Hot Head let him live inside his mouth.”
“I’m not at all surprised that you know that,” Isaac said, glaring at me.
“You know me. I love the lore,” I said.
Frankie was orange and long, and he had a crazed look on his face with his tongue permanently stuck outside of his mouth. He looked exactly like the real animatronic that would sometimes pop out of Hot Head’s mouth and scream at the other characters.
“So why are you wearing that?” Anna asked. “Did you forget your uniform again?”
“No,” Isaac said. “There’s a birthday, and we all have to go sing.”
I looked at Camden.
“All of us?” I asked. “Even back-of-house people?”
Isaac gave me a defiant look and a smile.
“Everybody.”
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And so there was a little girl whose birthday had come, and she had chosen to spend it with us at Pecatto’s.
We all had to sing, which was great for me because it meant I could not sing and no one would notice. Ruck, who had not actually gotten a job there, still hung out trying to get attention from Avery. He sang louder than everyone else.
If it had been my birthday, I would have been mortified. But the little girl smiled and clapped and blew out the candles on her cake.
And nothing really happened.
Not to me, at least.
This scene was about Avery and Ruck. He would playfully ask her out, and she would turn him down. It was a totally normal thing to see in an ’80s or ’90s movie, but it probably wouldn’t hold up for modern audiences.
“Look, Avery,” I heard him saying. “One day, you’re gonna pick a guy to settle down with, and people are going to say things about it. They’re either going to say, ‘Oh, you two are perfect for each other’—gag—or they’re gonna say, ‘Wow man, she’s way out of your league.’ Could you imagine the self-confidence you would get from constantly being told that you’re out of your husband’s league?”
“Husband?” Avery asked, shocked.
“Maybe I’m getting ahead of myself,” Ruck said.
“Way ahead,” Avery said.
They continued to banter back and forth.
And it was important that they did. Avery had a trope called The Neighborhood Boys, which empowered her character’s admirers to help save or protect her. It would seem that was what Ruck was being set up for here, which made it important.
And she really needed to set this type of thing up soon, because despite us not learning a whole lot about the storyline, we were getting close to First Blood.
Isaac tried to inject himself into the conversation, too; his crush, which had mostly maintained a veneer of innocence, would also give him access to buffs from Avery’s tropes. So he really needed to continue playing up that angle.
The fact that he was wearing a giant ferret costume did not bode well for him in his attempts.
I thought we were doing alright, I really did.
This was not a heavily plotted storyline. It was more about atmosphere and the individual scenes. That was part of the reason that I discouraged Camden and Anna from trying to run down the names of those missing employees.
At that moment, they were just some teenagers who quit their jobs without calling in. But if they became missing people, the stakes of this storyline would rise even further than they naturally were. We wanted cartoonish stakes for as long as possible.
Anna and Camden had not been around to learn those lessons.
Cassie had not gotten a job, but was still a regular customer. She would come to talk to Anna or Ramona. She would gripe at Isaac.
Ramona was handing out balloons for the birthday party. She did not appear to be a big character in the storyline, and while I wanted her to level up, I could understand why she might not be that important of a character. Hysterics were great for pushing along a plot (especially one with Ramona’s tropes), and this storyline, well, its plot came secondary to the vibes.
I wouldn’t be surprised if this were the type of story where the characters were just wiped out one by one until the main characters found a way to survive.
That was yet to be seen.
Part of me wanted something that simple.
Another part of me wanted there to be a secret, deeper level. I always craved that.
The party came and went. The work stuck around. It was late, verging on 11 at night. The dine-in area was officially closed, but we were still taking orders by phone.
The Bonaventura family had all converged on the parlor and were devouring what remained of the buffet.
I still didn’t know how they fit into this.
They did just seem like a normal family; they bickered and gossiped. Aunts licked their thumbs and wiped smudges off their nephews’ cheeks. Uncles told made-up stories while smoking cigars.
And since they all worked in the restaurant, as soon as they were done eating the buffet, they started cleaning right along with all of us employees. And while they cleaned, they continued their conversations.
Gus Junior’s three sisters were the loudest people I had ever met. They could easily continue talking about some guy one of them dated, even though they were in three different parts of the building.
Gus Junior’s mom was walking around trying to get the employees to eat the leftover tiramisu and wouldn’t take no for an answer. She had been here from the beginning of the restaurant, and so had her tiramisu.
Trip tried to take charge, organizing people to clean tables and stack chairs while the cousins vacuumed.
I just tried to stay out of the way.
It felt really awkward being there with the whole family. They were so used to having random employees around that I was mostly ignored in matters unrelated to stale tiramisu.
All I had to do was clean up the back kitchen. I could do that without a problem. In fact, I had done it hours earlier, and we hadn’t gotten an order for pizza since then, in reality. I was pretty sure that within the world of the storyline, we were busy, but there was no need to make me make pizza when all they had to do was let the ticket machine run and spit out new orders.
Carousel always was pretty fair when it came to gathering footage. I didn’t just have to make pizza for no reason.
So, having cleaned up and finished my side work, I was ready to leave.
I was walking down the hallway, past the office where Gus Junior was still inside, stressing about this thing and that.
I thought about striking up a conversation with him, but all I could do was stare. He had a stack of papers in front of him, as well as multiple stacks of tickets and receipts.
He was trying to make sense of it all.
I figured I should find a way to get Camden inside there, to look at all those tickets, to see if there was anything worth finding. However, it seemed like a stretch because pizza orders probably didn’t contain too many clues.
If I wasn’t going to talk to him, I needed to walk on past. I was On-Screen. I had to be careful, or else I might accidentally become more than a side character.
As I made it a point to continue past the office door, Gus Junior came to life from his stress-induced catatonia and said, “Hey, Riley. You heading home?”
I turned around immediately. I knew it was too good to be true.
“Yep,” I said. “Got the kitchen all cleaned up.”
“Good, good.” He leaned back in his chair. “You liking the job? Everybody treating you well?”
“Everything’s been great so far,” I said.
“Good,” he said in a tired, defeated tone. “Always like to hear that. If you need anything, just ask.”
“Will do,” I said, and then, despite my best efforts not to be a real character, I turned back to him and asked in my least intrusive tone of voice, “We do good business here, right? I mean, we’re always busy.”
Gus ran his fingers through the place where his hair would’ve been about ten years earlier. He started to laugh.
“Oh, we’re always busy,” he said. “Thank Elidel for that. We might even one day crawl out of this hole.”
Gus was always stressed about something. Debt made sense to be the thing.
“Oh,” I said. “I didn’t mean to pry.”
“No, no, you’re fine. You’d find out eventually. Nothing ventured, nothing gained, that’s what my dad used to say. I just wish he didn’t venture quite so much.”
This was none of my business. But if he was going to talk…
“Does it have something to do with the partner?” I asked.
Gus Junior’s face turned white.
“So you heard about the business partner, huh?”
“People talk,” I said.
“They sure do. Especially if their last name is Bonaventura.” He sighed. “Yeah… Dad took on a business partner. Didn’t find out about it until his death. Supposedly, they helped with the renovations to make this place what it is today. But he sure gave them a sweetheart deal. I don’t know what he was thinking.”
Gus looked legitimately distressed. Maybe he even looked ashamed.
“Are we ever going to meet them?” I asked. “Are they part owners?”
He bit his lip.
“You just might,” he said, staring forward at the wall of his office. “You just might.”
There was an awkward silence, and then Gus seemed to remember something.
“Riley, could you do me a favor? I just remembered that we have a last-minute delivery. I was going to make it myself, but I could sure use some help.”
“Sure,” I said. But what I really wanted to say was How dare you?
He handed me a ticket with a simple order on it. Didn’t even have five pizzas, so I didn’t expect a sixth one to appear magically.
“And can you find one of the delivery drivers who can deliver it? The address is there on the ticket. This guy gets a pizza every week like clockwork. He has difficulty getting out and about.”
“Okay,” I said. “Sure thing.”
And then I trudged back to the kitchens but not before sticking my head out the front and noting that there was only one delivery driver still around.
Avery.
And if I took the time to make the pizza, and she delivered it to this address…
I had to wonder:
Could she be back before 1 a.m.?
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Chapters
- Book Eight, Chapter 94: The Finale
- Book Eight, Chapter 93: The Quiet One
- Book Eight, Chapter 92: Aftershock
- Book Eight, Chapter 91: Shaping
- Book Eight, Chapter 90: The Gallery
- Book Eight, Chapter 89: Captives
- Book Eight, Chapter 88: Bobby
- Book Eight, Chapter 87: The Conduit
- Book Eight, Chapter 86: By Torchlight
- Book Eight, Chapter 85: Into the Cradle
- Book Eight, Chapter 84: Don't Remind Me
- Book Eight, Chapter 83: The Captives
- Book Eight, Chapter 82: Arrival
- Book Eight, Chapter 81: Chase
- Book Eight, Chapter 80: The Adventurer
- Book Eight, Chapter 79: Downtime
- Book Eight, Chapter 78: From Below
- Book Eight, Chapter 77: Unfolding
- Book Eight, Chapter 76: Boats
- Book Eight, Chapter 75: Debriefing
- Book Eight, Chapter 74: Interrogation
- Book Eight, Chapter 73: The Detective
- Book Eight, Chapter 72: Family Troubles
- Book Eight, Chapter 71: Remains
- Book Eight, Chapter 70: The Widow
- Book Eight, Chapter 69: Antoine Stone and the Sunken Cradle Part II
- Book Eight, Chapter 68: Last-Minute Prep
- Book Eight, Chapter 67: Choice as a Formality.
- Book Eight, Chapter 66: Forbidden Talk
- Book Eight, Chapter 65: The Speakeasy Revisited
- Book Eight, Chapter 64: The Adventurer
- Book Eight, Chapter 63: The Provisions
- Book Eight, Chapter 62: Campfire Story
- Book Eight, Chapter 61: Intermission
- Book Eight, Chapter 60: False End
- Book Eight, Chapter 59: The Final Gambit
- Book Eight, Chapter 58: Communication
- Book Eight, Chapter 57: Bobby II
- Book Eight, Chapter 56: The Spell
- Book Eight, Chapter 55: Over the River and Through the Woods
- Book Eight, Chapter 54: Logging Off
- Book Eight, Chapter 53: Backtracking
- Book Eight, Chapter 52: In the Dark
- Book Eight, Chapter 51: Down the Hall
- Book Eight, Chapter 50: Outpost
- Book Eight, Chapter 49: Wanderers
- Book Eight, Chapter 48: Assignment
- Book Eight, Chapter 47: Familiar Grounds
- Book Eight, Chapter 46: A Left Turn
- Book Eight, Chapter 45: Bobby
- Book Eight, Chapter 44: Waterfall
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- Book Eight, Chapter 42: The Haul
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- Book Eight, Chapter 38: Tangled
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- Book Eight, Chapter 24: Six Weeks Later
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- Book Eight, Chapter 23: The Astralist Part IV
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- Book Eight, Chapter 19: Interlude
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- Book Eight, Chapter 17: The River
- Book Eight, Chapter 16: Trespass
- Book Eight, Chapter 15: The Brain Teaser
- Book Eight, Chapter 14: The In-Between
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- Book Six, Chapter 91: WHATEVER YOU WANT
- Book Six, Chapter 90: The Sacrifice
- Book Six, Chapter 89: Raised By Television
- Book Six, Chapter 88: Bobby III
- Book Six, Chapter 87: A World of Laughter
- Book Six, Chapter 86: Don’t drink the Kool-Aid
- Book Six, Chapter 85: Blue Bloods
- Book Six, Chapter 84: It Begins
- Book Six, Chapter 83: The Dark Secret
- Book Six, Chapter 82: Tom
- Chapter 81: The Props Department
- Book Six, Chapter 80: The Time Skip
- Book Six, Chapter 79: The End is Nigh
- Book Six, Chapter 78: The Employee Lounge
- Book Six, Chapter 77: Leftovers
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- Book Six, Chapter 57: Silver Fox
- Book Six, Chapter 56: Daphne V
- Book Six, Chapter 55: Andrew Interlude
- Book Six, Chapter 54: The Axe
- Book Six, Chapter 53: Kimberly Interlude
- Book Six, Chapter 52: Daphne Part IV
- Book Six, Chapter 51: A Part to Play
- Book Six, Chapter 50: Smoking Kills
- Book Six, Chapter 49: The Body
- Book Six, Chapter 48: Husband and Wife Team Up
- Book Six, Chapter 47: Smoke Break
- Book Six, Chapter 46: Daphne Part III
- Book Six, Chapter 45: The Lightbulb Moment
- Book Six, Chapter 44: Runaway Bride
- Book Six, Chapter 43: Photo Op
- Book Six, Chapter 42: Autopsy of a Blackmailer
- Book Six, Chapter 41: Daphne Part II
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- Book Six, Chapter 39: Daphne Interlude Part I
- Book Six, Chapter 38: Wedding Bells
- Book Six, Chapter 37: Cold Cuts
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- Book Six, Chapter 35: The Extra Player
- Book Six, Chapter 34: Meet the Parents
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- Book Six, Chapter 22: The Frat Guy
- Book Six, Chapter 21: The Real Night Terror
- Book Six, Chapter 20: The Gorging
- Book Six, Chapter 19: The Fever Dream
- Book Six, Chapter 18: A Downward Direction
- Book Six, Chapter 17: The Devil's Laundry
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- Book Six, Chapter 15: Shift work.
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- Book Six, Chapter 11: The Break Room
- Book Six, Chapter 10: Nightmares
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- Book Six, Chapter 8: The Fire Ferret
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- Book Six, Chapter 3: The Performance
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- Book Six, Chapter 1: Urban Foraging
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- Book Five, Chapter 127: Unconventional Layoffs.
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- Book Five, Chapter 108: daylight dance
- Book Five, Chapter 107: Post-Traumatic
- Book Five, Chapter 106: Jailhouse Blues
- Book Five, Chapter 105: Timely Preparations
- Book Five, Chapter 104: A Rescue in Review
- Book Five, Chapter 103: Watch Party
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- Book Five, Chapter 100: The Bounty
- Book Five, Chapter 99: Clara- Part II
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- Book Five, Chapter 97: Not Quite The End
- Book Five, Chapter 96: The Athlete
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- Book Five, Chapter 94: A Wolf's Howl
- Book Five, Chapter 93: The Introduction of Chaos
- Book Five, Chapter 92: Blue Moon Rising
- Book Five, Chapter 91: Moonlit Charge
- Book Five, Chapter 90: The Pack
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- Book Five, Chapter 83: Always in the Forest
- Book Five, Chapter 82: Rolling Silver
- Book Five, Chapter 81: The Tomb
- Book Five, Chapter 80: A Werewolf Kiss
- Book Five, Chapter 79: There has been a murder!
- Book Five, Chapter 78: A Tentative Plan
- Book Five, Chapter 77: A Nursery Rhyme
- Book Five, Chapter 76: Return to Camp
- Book Five, Chapter 75: Armed with Knowledge
- Book Five, Chapter 74: Exploration and Research
- Book Five, Chapter 73: The Stacks
- Book Five, Chapter 72: The Stone Fort
- Book Five, Chapter 71: The Eye Candy
- Book Five, Chapter 70: Caged Wolves
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- Book Five, Chapter 68: Silverware
- Book Five, Chapter 67: The Host
- Book Five, Chapter 66: An Invitation
- Book Five, Chapter 65: The Lineup
- Book Five, Chapter 64: Mental Health Day
- Book Five, Chapter 63: The Flea Market
- Book Five, Chapter 62: A Walk Down Memory Lane
- Book Five, Chapter 61: Strike!
- Book Five, Chapter 60: Carousel Family Video
- Book Five, Chapter 59: The Thing about Werewolves
- Book Five, Chapter 58: The Speakeasy
- Book Five, Chapter 57: Baby Steps
- Book Five, Chapter 56: Happened A-Pawn Again
- Book Five, Chapter 55: Broken Conduit
- Book Five, Chapter 54: Tea Party
- Book Five, Chapter 53: The Forty-Dollar Fortune
- Book Five, Chapter 52: Twisted Threads
- Book Five, Chapter 51: Shopping
- Book Five, Chapter 50: Sensitive Measures
- Book Five, Chapter 49: The Crooked Hallway
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- Book Five, Chapter 47: The Test
- Book Five, Chapter 46: By the Campfire
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- Book Five, Chapter 44: The Cargo
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- Book Five, Chapter 41: Mutagen 6
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- Book Five, Chapter 21: Hard Scouting
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- Book Five, Chapter 19: A Party Divided
- Book Five, Chapter 18: The Fallen
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- Book Five, Chapter 11: Killer on the Loose
- Book Five, Chapter 10: Ten Years Later
- Book Five, Chapter 9: Off the Case!
- Book Five, Chapter 8: Strange Collision
- Book Five, Chapter 7: Search Party
- Book Five, Chapter 6: Sunflowers
- Book Five, Chapter 5: Harless Automotive
- Book Five, Chapter 4: Scouting
- Book Five, Chapter 3: A Call with Sal
- Book Five, Chapter 2: A Knock in the Night
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- Arc II, Chapter 93: Strange Collision
- Arc II, Chapter 92: Search Party
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- Arc II, Chapter 90: Harless Automotive
- Arc II, Chapter 89: Scouting
- Arc II, Chapter 88: A Call with Sal
- Arc II, Chapter 87: A Knock in the Night
- Arc II, Chapter 86: Grocery Shopping
- Arc II, Chapter 85: The Remainder
- Arc II, Chapter 84: The Loft
- Arc II, Chapter 83: The Narrator Part Two
- Arc II, Chapter 82: The Narrator Part One
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- Arc II, Chapter 68: Moonlight
- Arc II, Chapter 67: Up to Speed
- Arc II, Chapter 66: Sparks Fly
- Arc II, Chapter 65: On the Fence
- Arc II, Chapter 64: Dreary Street
- Arc II, Chapter 63: The Peeping Tom
- Arc II, Chapter 62: A Close Shave
- Arc II, Chapter 61: Grease Fire
- Interlude--Ramona Part Three
- Interlude--Ramona Part Two
- Interlude--Ramona Part One
- Arc II, Chapter 60: The Empty Frame
- Arc II, Chapter 59: Fire
- Arc II, Chapter 58: The Flask
- Arc II, Chapter 57: Carlyle
- Arc II, Chapter 56: The Die Cast
- Arc II, Chapter 55: Cycles
- Arc II, Chapter 54: The Séance Part Four
- Arc II, Chapter 53: The Séance Part Three
- Arc II, Chapter 52: The Séance Part Two
- Arc II, Chapter 51: The Séance Part One
- Arc II, Chapter 50: Don't Pull Any Threads
- Arc II, Chapter 49: A Game Within a Game
- Arc II, Chapter 48: The Murder House
- Arc II, Chapter 47: Reply the Departed, Classic
- Arc II, Chapter 46: Heart's Desire
- Arc II, Chapter 45: The Graveside Chat
- Arc II, Chapter 44: Time to Wait
- Arc II, Chapter 43: The Prescription
- Arc II, Chapter 42: Medical History
- Arc II, Chapter 41: Stairway Death Scene
- Arc II, Chapter 40: The Beauty Queen
- Arc II, Chapter 39: The Unveiling
- Arc II, Chapter 38: The Frog Trap
- Arc II, Chapter 37: Escape the Fray
- Arc II, Chapter 36: Cecilia
- Book One is Available Now!
- Arc II, Chapter 35: Out of Hand
- Arc II, Chapter 34: The Doctor's Visit
- Arc II, Chapter 33: The Secret Staircase
- Arc II, Chapter 32: An Illegal Search
- Arc II, Chapter 31: Bobby's Other Wife
- Arc II, Chapter 30: The Ribbon Cutting
- Arc II, Chapter 29: Cold on the Trail
- Arc II, Chapter 28: Not the Worst Ending
- Arc II, Chapter 27: Early Morning Poker
- Arc II, Chapter 26: The Carousel Spins On
- Arc II, Chapter 25: Play it cool
- Arc II, Chapter 24: What Came Before
- Chapter Forty-Four: The Detour [Start of Book II]
- Book One will be moving to KU
- Chapter One: Silas the Mechanical Showman
- Arc II, Chapter 23.5: The Late Check Out
- Arc II, Chapter 23: The Off-Screen Death
- Arc II, Chapter 22: The Weakness
- Arc II, Chapter 21: Strander Blake
- Arc II, Chapter 20: Ready Player Ten
- Arc II, Chapter 19: The Ghost Collector
- Arc II, Chapter 18: Let's Split Up, Gang
- Arc II, Chapter 17: Ghost Story
- Arc II, Chapter 16: Connection Terminated
- Arc II, Chapter 15: I have no arm but I must wave...
- Arc II, Chapter 14: Exploring in the Dark
- Arc II, Chapter 13: Reply the Departed, Updated
- Arc II, Chapter 12: Stranger Still
- Arc II, Chapter 11: The Librarian
- Arc II, Chapter 10: The Cut Scene
- Arc II, Chapter 9: Carousel Loves Families!
- Arc II, Chapter 8: Nondescript
- Arc II, Chapter 7: A History in Flames
- Arc II, Chapter 6: The Night Before
- Arc II, Chapter 5: The Founder's Tale
- Arc II, Chapter 4: Seeing is Believing
- Arc II, Chapter 3: Late Arrivals
- Arc II, Chapter 2: The Keepsake
- Arc II, Chapter 1: Now Playing
- Tales of Carousel: I'll Love You Till the Day You Die
- Tales of Carousel: You've Got Mail
- Tales of Carousel: The Guest House
- Chapter 118: Back to Where It All Started- Part IV
- Chapter 117: Back to Where It All Started- Part III
- Chapter 116: Back to Where It All Started- Part II
- Chapter 115: Back To Where It All Started- Part I
- Chapter 114: Dead Man's Fall
- Chapter 113: The Bigger Bad
- Chapter 112: The Damsel in Distress
- Chapter One Hundred and Eleven: Blood Red Sunset
- Chapter One Hundred and Ten: Permanent Vacancy
- Chapter One Hundred and Nine: The Warning
- Chapter One Hundred and Eight: Planning a Run
- Chapter One Hundred and Seven: closed fur renovations
- Chapter One Hundred and Six: In Plain Sight
- Interlude: In Time--Part Two
- Chapter One Hundred and Five: A Bridge Too Far
- Chapter One Hundred and Four: Goforth and Prosper
- Chapter One Hundred and Three: Dearest Mr. Gray Amber
- Chapter One Hundred and Two: By the Fire
- Chapter One Hundred and One: Party Favors-Part Two
- Chapter One Hundred: Party Favors-Part One
- Chapter Ninety-Nine: Who's Pulling the Strings?
- Chapter Ninety-Eight: Self-Inflicted Injuries
- Chapter Ninety-Seven: Close and Personal with Mr. Red Rock
- Chapter Ninety-Six: Who, Why, and How
- Chapter Ninety-Five: The Casks and the Crime Scene
- Chapter Ninety-Four: A Fair Play Murder Mystery
- Chapter Ninety-Three: Mr. Evergreen in the Ballroom with the Knife
- Chapter Ninety-Two: Young Love
- Interlude: In Time
- Chapter Ninety-One: The Ballroom
- Chapter Ninety: Unintended Consequences
- Chapter Eighty-Nine: The Black Snow
- Chapter Eighty-Eight: Setting Up The Pins
- No Chapter Today
- Chapter Eighty-Seven: The Carousel Atlas
- Chapter Eighty-Six: Snowblind
- Chapter Eighty-Five: The Criminal and the Wallflower
- Chapter Eighty-Four: Worker's Compensation
- Chapter Eighty-Three: Curtains
- Chapter Eighty-Two: Sedation
- Chapter Eighty-One: A Fresh Breath of XEGOST-H Sulfide
- Chapter Eighty: Climbing Tension
- Chapter Seventy-Nine: A Ticket to the Show
- Chapter Seventy-Eight: The Distortion Manifests
- Chapter Seventy-Seven: Corporate Rat Race
- Chapter Seventy-Six: Too Many Unknowns
- Chapter Seventy-Five: Notes from Experiment 17
- Chapter Seventy-Four: Please Present Your Identification
- Chapter Seventy-Three: All in the Family
- Chapter Seventy-Two: A Bump in the Night
- Chapter Seventy-One: Night Shift
- Chapter Seventy: Superstition
- Chapter Sixty-Nine: Subject of Inquiry
- Chapter Sixty-Eight: Bet Your Life On It!
- Chapter Sixty-Seven: Make History Part of Your Story!
- Chapter Sixty-Six: The Brainstorm Montage
- Chapter Sixty-Five: A Theory
- Chapter Sixty-Four: Secrets of Carousel
- Chapter Sixty-Three: The Bad Luck Magnet
- Chapter Sixty-Two: A Lesson in Wishing Well
- Chapter Sixty-One: The Secret
- Chapter Sixty: The Cloven Women
- Chapter Fifty-Nine: They Come in the Night
- Chapter Fifty-Eight: The Akers Plot
- Chapter Fifty-Seven: What Does It Want?
- Chapter Fifty-Six: The Servants
- Chapter Fifty-Five: The Unknowable
- Chapter Fifty-Four: The Waters Below
- Chapter Fifty-Three: A Search in Vain
- Chapter Fifty-Two: The Last Truck Out
- Chapter Fifty-One: The Contradictions
- Chapter Fifty: The Rules of the Forest
- Chapter Forty-Nine: The Straggler
- Chapter Forty-Eight: A Message from High Places
- Chapter Forty-Seven: Happened A-Pawn
- Chapter Forty-Six: Letters from Carousel
- Chapter Forty-Five: The Wager
- Chapter Forty-Four: The Detour
- Chapter Forty-Three: Keeping Secrets
- Chapter Forty-Two: Rewards To Die For
- Chapter Forty-One: The Grotesque Angel
- Chapter Forty: Not-So-Divine Healing
- Chapter Thirty-Nine: Go. Faster.
- Chapter Thirty-Eight: Extended Arming Sequence
- Chapter Thirty-Seven: Whispers in the Dark
- Chapter Thirty-Six: The Red Mist
- Chapter Thirty-Five: The Rulekeeper
- Chapter Thirty-Four: A Plan Interrupted
- Chapter Thirty-Three: The Grotesque Kiss
- Chapter Thirty-Two: The Harbinger
- Chapter Thirty-One: A Family In Crisis
- Chapter Thirty: The Grotesque Lottery
- Chapter Twenty-Nine: To the Attention of Janette Gill
- Chapter Twenty-Eight: Chekhov's Balcony
- Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Immortal Mask Is Broken
- Chapter Twenty-Six: One Last Guess
- Chapter Twenty-Five: A Pattern Emerges
- Chapter Twenty-Four: The Usual Suspect
- Chapter Twenty-Three: The Public Accusation
- Chapter Twenty-Two: End of Scene
- Chapter Twenty-One: Ranger Danger
- Chapter Twenty: Delta Epsilon Delta
- Chapter Nineteen: An Outsider
- Chapter Eighteen: Souvenirs
- Chapter Seventeen: Black Magic Reanimation
- Chapter Sixteen: The Silver Solution
- Chapter Fifteen: A Waste of a Specimen
- Chapter Fourteen: The Code in the Lights
- Chapter Thirteen: The Astralist
- Chapter Twelve: Deus Ex-Terminator
- Chapter Eleven: Please, Don't Be a Vampire
- Chapter Ten: First Blood at Halle Castle
- Chapter Nine: Always Watching
- Chapter Eight: The Museum at Halle Castle
- Chapter Seven: Dyer's Lodge
- Chapter Six: The Oblivious Bystander
- Chapter Five: Will Someone Shut Them Up?
- Chapter Four: Benny
- Chapter Three: The Final Straw II
- Chapter Two: The Unanswered Plea
- Chapter One: Silas the Showman