Chapter 12: The Snake King’s Temperature
The market was so quiet, it felt like you could actually weigh the silence.
On one side stood Kael, the White Tiger Alpha, so angry he looked like he might turn a snake into a belt. On the other was Syris, the Black Python King, calm and collected, holding a chunk of blue salt as if it were a diamond. In between them was Ren, a human woman gripping a frying pan and wondering if her travel insurance covered being eaten by a reptile.
“Cook for you?” Ren repeated, stepping out from behind Kael’s massive back.
“Ren, no,” Kael growled, his hand clamping onto her shoulder. “Snakes are treacherous. He will eat the food, then he will eat you. I will snap his spine now and save us the trouble.”
“Violence later, groceries first,” Ren whispered, patting Kael’s hand. She looked at Syris. “You said you’re cold?”
Syris blinked slowly, his vertical pupils dilating. “I am always cold. The sun does nothing. The furs do nothing. My blood is… sluggish.”
Ren nodded, thinking like a pro. These were classic cold-blooded issues: poor circulation, needing capsaicin to get the blood moving, and ginger to help warm up inside.
“Deal,” Ren announced.
The crowd gasped.
“Ren!” Kael roared.
“Quiet, Mittens. I’m busy.” Ren pointed at the Boar-man Kael had knocked into the yam pile. “Is he dead?”
Syris glanced at the boar. “He is breathing. Regrettably.”
“Great. I’m taking over his stall.” Ren walked over to the Boar’s clay pots and picked up the biggest one, wide and shallow, just right for a wok. “This pot is my rental fee. And I’m taking his yams too.”
She turned to Syris. “And you. I need water. And that salt. Up front.”
Syris looked at the tiny female barking orders at him. He was the most feared predator in the Southern Swamps. People usually wet themselves when he looked at them. And here she was asking for a down payment.
A flicker of amusement crossed his pale face. He tossed the salt crystal.
Ren caught it. “Pleasure doing business with you.”
She set up her cooking station. Kael saw she wasn’t giving in and started sulking, arms crossed, standing guard like an annoyed bouncer. He shot dirty looks at any snake-man who got too close.
“Fire, Kael,” Ren ordered.
Kael grumbled, but he lit the wood under the clay pot.
Ren switched into chef mode. She shaved some blue salt into the pot, added water, and sliced the yams. Then she pulled out her secret weapon: the [Fire Fruit] (Chili) she’d picked up earlier.
For a snake, she needed heat. Not just temperature, but spice.
She made a Spicy Szechuan-Style Yam and Boar Stew.
She tossed in chilies until the air around the pot was thick with spice. The smell hit the crowd hard, making beastmen cough, rub their eyes, and step back.
“It burns the eyes!”
“Is she making poison?”
Syris didn’t back away. He leaned forward, his nostrils flaring. To him, the burning scent wasn’t painful. It was… stimulating. For the first time in years, he felt a prickle of sensation in his nose.
“Done,” Ren announced a few minutes later. The stew was bubbling, a deep, angry red.
She ladled a portion into a smaller clay bowl. “Careful. It’s hot.”
Syris took the bowl. His long, pale fingers brushed Ren’s hand. His skin was shockingly cold, like touching marble in winter. Ren suppressed a shiver.
Syris lifted the bowl. He didn’t use a spoon. He drank straight from the rim.
The spicy broth hit his tongue.
FLASH.
It wasn’t just taste. It was an explosion. The capsaicin hit his receptors, tricking his brain into thinking he was on fire. His heart rate spiked. His blood, usually slow and icy, began to race.
A real, pink flush crept up his pale neck.
Syris gasped, dropping the bowl. It shattered.
“King!” his snake guards hissed, reaching for their weapons. “She poisoned him!”
“No…” Syris raised a hand, stopping them.
He stood there, swaying slightly. His eyes were wide, the amethyst irises trembling. He looked at his hands. They weren’t pale white anymore. They were turning a healthy, rosy color.
Heat.
Wonderful, burning heat spread from his stomach to his fingers and toes. The constant, aching chill he’d felt since his last molting was finally gone.
“I am…” Syris whispered, his voice trembling with an emotion Ren couldn’t place. “I am warm.”
He looked at Ren. The boredom was gone. In its place was a terrifying intensity.
“What did you put in this?” Syris demanded, stepping closer. “Magic? Sun-fire?”
“Chili peppers and ginger,” Ren said, wiping her hands on her pants. “It boosts metabolism. You’re welcome.”
Syris stared at her. Then, slowly, a smile spread across his face. It wasn’t the cold smirk from before. It was a genuine, intoxicated smile.
“Ren,” he tested her name. “You are… necessary.”
He reached out, his hand darting forward like a striking cobra to grab her wrist.
SNAP.
A massive, tanned hand intercepted his wrist in mid-air.
Kael.
“She fed you,” Kael snarled, his face inches from Syris. “The transaction is done. Let go.”
Tension filled the air between the two Alphas. Kael was all fire and strength, while Syris was cold and precise.
Syris looked at Kael’s grip on his wrist. He chuckled softly.
“You are a lucky cat, Kael,” Syris murmured. “To have found such a heater.”
He pulled his hand back, smooth as silk. He turned his amethyst gaze to Ren.
“The salt is yours,” Syris said. “But this is not the end, Little Human. The rainy season is coming. It will be cold. Very, very cold.”
He leaned in, his voice a whisper that only Ren could hear.
“When the Tiger’s cave becomes damp and chilly… remember that my palace has heated floors. And I have much, much more salt.”
With a swirl of his robes, Syris turned and glided away, his guards trailing behind him.
Ren let out a breath she didn’t know she was holding.
“Heated floors?” she whispered wistfully.
“Don’t listen to him!” Kael snapped, grabbing her face and forcing her to look at him. He was furious. “He is manipulating you! Snakes are liars!”
“He paid up, though.” Ren held up the salt crystal. “Look at this, Kael! We can cure meat! We can make pickles! We’re rich!”
Kael didn’t look at the salt. He looked at her wrist, where Syris had almost touched her. He rubbed his thumb over the spot, as if scrubbing away the snake’s presence.
“We are leaving,” Kael announced abruptly. “The market stinks of reptiles.”
He picked Ren up, along with the pot and salt, and slung her over his shoulder.
“Hey! I wasn’t done shopping! I need a spoon!”
“I will carve you a spoon!” Kael marched toward the jungle, leaving the stunned crowd behind. “I will carve you a hundred spoons! Just stay away from him!”
Ren hung upside down, watching the market fade away.
[System Notification: Bond Level Updated.][Kael: 20% (Jealousy Spike).][Syris: 10% (Intrigued/Addicted to Spice).][New Title Unlocked: ’The Spice Merchant’.]
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- Chapter 305: My Baby Beast
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- Chapter 296: Dual Penetration**
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- Chapter 294: The System Made Me Do It
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- Chapter 292: Three Restaurants, Three Menus**
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- Chapter 290: Three Big Problems To Solve**
- Chapter 289: Good Behavior Gets Rewarded*
- Chapter 288: Do Not Fret, My Delicate Host
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- Chapter 279: Spank Me Snake Daddy**
- Chapter 278: The Prettiest in All the Land
- Chapter 277: A Mummy Beast Husband*
- Chapter 276: My Genie System
- Chapter 275: The Beast at the Top of the Food Chain
- Chapter 274: Thinking Too Far Outside the Box
- Chapter 273: Fat, Pink and Wiggly
- Chapter 272: Is This What a Stroke Feels Like?
- Chapter 271: Blind Leading Blind
- Chapter 270: Snake King’s Cuddle Buddy
- Chapter 269: An Unwanted Plus One
- Chapter 268: Very Different Husbands*
- Chapter 267: A Lesson in Lip Service
- Chapter 266: My Sweet Bird
- Chapter 265: Mating is Completely Natural**
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- Chapter 263: A Very Bad Time for More Stress
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- Chapter 261: Trust Me Tigress
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- Chapter 259: The Sins are Stacked
- Chapter 258: Not Just Any Beastly Affair**
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- Chapter 256: The Walnut Menace
- Chapter 255: Gospel of the Prehistoric Panda Cult
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- Chapter 235: The Chef Has a Cult
- Chapter 234: A Clan of Karens
- Chapter 233: System Shop Made in China
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- Chapter 230: Baby Monsters
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- Chapter 228: Life-Ruining Blank Checks
- Chapter 227: Two Favors
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- Chapter 225: Pretty Little Birdy in the Tree
- Chapter 224: The Most Spiteful System
- Chapter 223: Then There Were Two**
- Chapter 222: Ren’s Hands are Full**
- Chapter 221: The Chef is a Dine-and-Dasher
- Chapter 220: Beastmen Hungry for Knowledge**
- Chapter 219: What Happens in the Forest...
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- Chapter 217: Hop in the Bird’s Nest
- Chapter 216: Loincloth Learning Curve
- Chapter 215: Confessions of a Guilty Sinner
- Chapter 214: A Scandal in the Sky
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- Chapter 211: The Red-Haired Butcher
- Chapter 210: Breeding Games of the Beast World
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- Chapter 208: A Third Dip For Good Measure**
- Chapter 207: Double Dipping in White Sauce**
- Chapter 206: A Different Kind of Wood
- Chapter 205: Custody Arrangements
- Chapter 204 - 50,000 Point Group Hug
- Chapter 203: From Hero to Zero
- Chapter 202: To Be Brave is to First Be a Coward
- Chapter 201: A Detailed Customer Review**
- Chapter 200: The Tiger Beast Inside
- Chapter 199: Tiger Stripes
- Chapter 198: The Versace of the Jungle
- Chapter 197: Climbing Mount Hottie**
- Chapter 196: I Have A Dream
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- Chapter 126: True Love’s Mating**
- Chapter 125: Sandpaper Kisses**
- Chapter 124: A Predator’s Awakening**
- Chapter 123: Both Beast and Beastman
- Chapter 122: The Anchor and the Beast
- Chapter 121: The Root of Blind Faith
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- Chapter 111: Frozen Naked Ninja
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- Chapter 79: Purifying the Palate**
- Chapter 78: The Wettest Dream
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- Chapter 76: Tiny Hands
- Chapter 75: Taste of the Chef
- Chapter 74: Feeding Time
- Chapter 73: Kitchen Nightmares (Swamp Edition)
- Chapter 72: A Mating Dance?
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- Chapter 70: The Scullery Drill Sergeant
- Chapter 69: Overly Helping Hands
- Chapter 68: Double Trouble
- Chapter 67: Nose Candy
- Chapter 66: Cast Iron Concussion
- Chapter 65: Cantonese Snake Soup
- Chapter 64: The Royal Rumble
- Chapter 63: Poly-Problems
- Chapter 62: Godzilla vs. Kong (Swamp Edition)
- Chapter 61: Tiger at the Gates
- Chapter 60: A Very Loud System Update
- Chapter 59: Medical Treatment*
- Chapter 58: Sweating it Out
- Chapter 57: Expensive Appetizer
- Chapter 56: The Jealous Viper’s Trap
- Chapter 55: Frog Confessional
- Chapter 54: The Sacred Bath
- Chapter 53: Cold Fish and Colder Shoulders
- Chapter 52: The Snake and the Forbidden Fruit
- Chapter 51: The Coldest Shoulder
- Chapter 50: Cellmates
- Chapter 49: The King’s Soft Spot
- Chapter 48: The King’s Heartbreak
- Chapter 47: Couture de Crisis
- Chapter 46: Poison is a Condiment
- Chapter 45: Streaker of the Swamp
- Chapter 44: The Floor is Lava (Except it’s Snakes)
- Chapter 43: The Ghost and the Grope
- Chapter 42: The Order of the Fried Chicken
- Chapter 41: Grief is a Great Cockblock
- Chapter 40: The Dream Puff Nightmare
- Chapter 39: To-Do List of Doom
- Chapter 38: He wants the foam
- Chapter 37: Crocodile Tears
- Chapter 36: A sleazy con artist
- Chapter 35: Boyfriend Shirt
- Chapter 34: The Forked Tongue Technique**
- Chapter 33: Two Sword Style
- Chapter 32: The Knot
- Chapter 31: Serpent’s Fang
- Chapter 30: A Very Confused Palate
- Chapter 29: Sticky Fingers and Sweet Gold
- Chapter 28: The Great Shedding
- Chapter 27: Human Burrito
- Chapter 26: Hell’s Kitchen (Reptile Edition)
- Chapter 25: Polishing the Python
- Chapter 24: The Kitty Has Claws
- Chapter 23: Goth Dungeon of Doom
- Chapter 22: Mud-Pit Bistro
- Chapter 21: Human Hot Water Bottle
- Chapter 20: The Fog vs the Frying Pan
- Chapter 19: The Art of War and Bamboo
- Chapter 18: Cold Scales and Broken Hearts
- Chapter 17: The Dog Park from Hell
- Chapter 16: The Structural Integrity Test**
- Chapter 15: The Midnight Snack Attack
- Chapter 14: Project Dream Home
- Chapter 13: Wet Cats and Jealousy
- Chapter 12: The Snake King’s Temperature
- Chapter 11: Riding the Tiger
- Chapter 10: Paws, Purrs, and Panic
- Chapter 9: The BBQ Queen
- Chapter 8: I Am Not a chew Toy
- Chapter 7: Bubbles and Beastmen
- Chapter 6: The Bitch and the Bird
- Chapter 5: The Royal Jewels
- Chapter 4: The Alpha’s Loincloth
- Chapter 3: Oh No, He’s Hot
- Chapter 2: The First Bite
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