Chapter 178: Sex Ed. 101*
“You could…” Ren trailed off, her voice dropping to a whisper that was barely audible over the rain. “You could just… handle it yourself.”
Altair tilted his head, his handsome face the picture of innocent confusion. “Handle it? How do I handle it? Do I hit it?”
“No! Do not hit it!” Ren shrieked, horrified. “That is the opposite of what we want!”
She took a deep breath. Her face was already burning, but she had committed to this “friends” narrative, and apparently, friends taught friends how to navigate their own anatomy.
“You… okay, look,” Ren stammered, her hands hovering awkwardly in the air. “You grab it. Gently! And you… stimulate it. With friction. Up and down. Like… like churning butter! But faster. And with less dairy.”
Altair stared at her blankly.
Ren groaned. Words were failing her.
“Like this!” Ren exclaimed, abandoning all dignity.
She made a circle with her hand and moved it up and down in the air, mimicking the motion with a speed and vigor that would have made a mime proud.
“You just… jerk it,” she explained, her face radiating heat like a stovetop element. “Until the… uh… the pressure goes away.”
Ren paused, looking at his confused expression. A realization dawned on her.
’Did no one in the Beast World masturbate?’ she wondered wildly. ’Is self-service not a thing here? Do they just walk around like pressurized kegs until they find a mate? No wonder they are all so horny all the time! They are ticking time bombs of testosterone!’
Altair was watching her hand gestures with the intense focus of a student in a bomb defusal class. He looked from her hand to his lap.
“I see,” he said seriously. “Up and down.”
He looked away from her, his expression grave, and wrapped his large hand around his erection.
Ren gulped.
’I am only looking to ensure he does it properly,’ she lied to herself. ’Safety first. OSHA regulations. Don’t want him to rip it off.’
“Warning,” Ren squeaked. “Do not grip too tightly. It’s not a weapon handle.”
“Mm,” Altair hummed in response.
He slowly began to move his hand. Up. Down.
It was tentative at first, but then he seemed to find a rhythm. A bead of clear fluid leaked from the tip.
“Ah…” Altair released a quiet, surprised moan.
Ren’s breath hitched in her throat. She clamped her thighs together hard, feeling a sudden, treacherous pool of heat gathering in her lower regions.
She looked at his face. His eyes were closed. His head was tipped back slightly. He looked like he was in a state of quiet, holy ecstasy. His broad, muscular chest heaved with every stroke.
“Does it…” Ren stuttered, her voice cracking. “Does it feel good?”
Altair opened his silver eyes. They were hazy, unfocused. He looked right at her.
“Yes,” he breathed.
Ren felt a slick wetness bloom between her legs.
’NOPE,’ Ren’s brain screamed. ’Abort mission! Friends shouldn’t watch friends masturbate! That is Rule #1 of the Friendship Handbook!’
She spun around so fast she almost gave herself whiplash, presenting her back to him.
“Good! Great! Keep going!” Ren yelled at the wall.
She closed her eyes, trying to focus on the sound of the rain. She tried to meditate. She tried to list the ingredients for a béchamel sauce.
’Butter. Flour. Milk. Nutmeg…’
Stroke. Gasp. Stroke.
Her ears, the traitors, were hunting for the sounds. They bypassed the thundering rain and locked onto the quiet, rhythmic sounds of Altair discovering the joy of solo play.
’This was a bad idea,’ Ren thought frantically. ’This was a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad idea.’
But it was too late for regrets.
Altair picked up the pace. His breathing grew heavier, ragged. His moans became less quiet—low, guttural sounds that vibrated through the small hollow and straight into Ren’s spine.
Ren inadvertently began rubbing her thighs together. The friction was the only thing keeping her sane. Her mind, unbidden, began conjuring high-definition images of what was happening behind her.
’Why?!’
Ren complained to the universe. ’I’m not even from this world! I’m a human! Why is Mating Season affecting me?’
[System: Ding!]
[Quest Complete: Kingdom Building – The Age of Enlightenment.] [Achievement Unlocked: You have introduced the concept of ’Masturbation’ to the Beast World. You are a pioneer of self-care.] [Reward: 25 XP.]
Ren’s face turned the color of a ripe tomato.
’Why is that a quest?!’ she screamed internally. ’Kingdom Building?! I just taught a bird how to wank!’
She was only slightly less in debt now, but the shame outweighed the 25 XP. She had almost forgotten about the 1,000+ weird survival quests the System had dumped on her after the update, but she was too distracted to remind herself of them right now.
Her own arousal was becoming unbearable. It was a physical ache, a heaviness that demanded attention.
She kept her fists clenched tightly at her sides, digging her nails into her palms.
[System: Many friends masturbate together, Host. It’s a bonding experience. Like playing Mario Kart, but messier. Just do it. Relieve the pressure.]
’Shut up!’ Ren hissed. ’I am maintaining the boundary! The boundary is sacred!’
But her body was practically begging. Behind her, Altair was moving faster. His moans were mingling with quick, sharp intakes of breath.
“Ren,” Altair called out.
Ren jumped like she had been tased.
“Y-yes?” she stuttered.
“I need to look at you,” Altair groaned, his voice strained. “So I can finish.”
Ren’s brain short-circuited.
’He needs to look at me? To finish?’
Logic fought with libido.
’Friends do weird stuff for friends,’ Ren reasoned weakly. ’Like… checking teeth for spinach. Or popping back pimples. This is…just like that.’
Ren turned around slowly. She kept her legs clamped shut, trying to hide the trembling in her knees.
But Eagles have the best eyes in the animal kingdom. They could spot a field mouse from a mile away.
There was nothing she could hide from Altair’s piercing gaze.
His eyes swept over her. He saw the flush on her chest. He saw the way her legs were twisted together. He saw the glaze in her eyes.
“You should do it too,” Altair suggested, his voice rough.
Ren froze.
“Friends cannot!” Ren blurted out. “Do not! Should not! That is a double negative of nope!”
’We are already so far over the line we can’t even see the line anymore,’ she thought hysterically. ’The line is a dot to us!’
Altair paused. His hand stopped moving, though he didn’t let go. He looked at her with concern.
“Should I stop?” he asked earnestly. “So you can handle yourself?”
Ren looked at him. He was willing to stop right at the precipice just to let her go first? He was too nice.
Her face was crimson. She shook her head frantically.
“No! Don’t stop!” Ren squeaked. “Just… finish quickly! And we do not look at each other for the rest of the night! We act like this never happened! We bury this memory deep in the vault!”
Altair hummed. He began moving his hand again.
“I will look at you as much as possible now, then,” he said simply.
He kept his silver eyes locked on her face. He just stared at her, devouring every reaction she had.
Ren felt exposed. She wondered what kind of image he was painting in his head. Was he imagining them having sex? Was he just memorizing her face?
She dug her fingernails into her palms, trying to distract her arousal with pain. But even the pain felt good. The air in the hollow was thick enough to chew.
Ren held Altair’s gaze. She couldn’t look away.
She saw every microscopic twist of his face from pleasure. She saw the way his pupils dilated. She saw the way he parted his pink lips with every ragged breath.
To Ren, watching him like this—being the sole focus of his pleasure—was even more intimate than sex. It was raw. It was vulnerable.
Ren was fighting a losing battle with her self-control.
Then, Altair stiffened.
His eyes were still fixed on her face, holding her gaze like an anchor.
He barely made a sound—just a sharp intake of breath and a shudder that racked his entire body.
But the slight flush on his cheeks and the way his chest heaved were evidence enough that he had thoroughly enjoyed the lesson.
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- Chapter 315: A Royal Dishwasher
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- Chapter 313: Born to Fish
- Chapter 312: A Shy Turtle Leaves The Shell
- Chapter 311: Let’s Talk Family
- Chapter 310: The First Time**
- Chapter 309: Looking for Wood*
- Chapter 308: Bait, Tackle, and Naughty*
- Chapter 307: The Big Bad Scaredy-Fox
- Chapter 306: A Feral Bun in the Oven
- Chapter 305: My Baby Beast
- Chapter 304: Just Pop an Egg and Go
- Chapter 303: Exclusive Fried Chicken
- Chapter 302: The Great Swamp Crab Boil
- Chapter 301: Get It Together, Chef
- Chapter 300: Under a Walnut Tree
- Chapter 299: Secret in the Sauce
- Chapter 298: This Lazy Snake
- Chapter 297: A Pool of Sunken Treasures
- Chapter 296: Dual Penetration**
- Chapter 295: The Jealous Monster**
- Chapter 294: The System Made Me Do It
- Chapter 293: Second to None**
- Chapter 292: Three Restaurants, Three Menus**
- Chapter 291: Warm Sweet Fur Bed**
- Chapter 290: Three Big Problems To Solve**
- Chapter 289: Good Behavior Gets Rewarded*
- Chapter 288: Do Not Fret, My Delicate Host
- Chapter 287: A Battle of Proportions
- Chapter 286: His Royal Highness
- Chapter 285: A Sneaky Fugitive in the Swamp
- Chapter 284: Brothers, Birds, and Beasts
- Chapter 283: The Eagle Wears It Better
- Chapter 282: Our Butts Are Not The Same
- Chapter 281: He Doesn’t Know He Looks Like a Greek God
- Chapter 280: The Early Bird Gets the Bath
- Chapter 279: Spank Me Snake Daddy**
- Chapter 278: The Prettiest in All the Land
- Chapter 277: A Mummy Beast Husband*
- Chapter 276: My Genie System
- Chapter 275: The Beast at the Top of the Food Chain
- Chapter 274: Thinking Too Far Outside the Box
- Chapter 273: Fat, Pink and Wiggly
- Chapter 272: Is This What a Stroke Feels Like?
- Chapter 271: Blind Leading Blind
- Chapter 270: Snake King’s Cuddle Buddy
- Chapter 269: An Unwanted Plus One
- Chapter 268: Very Different Husbands*
- Chapter 267: A Lesson in Lip Service
- Chapter 266: My Sweet Bird
- Chapter 265: Mating is Completely Natural**
- Chapter 264: Candidates for Baby Daddy
- Chapter 263: A Very Bad Time for More Stress
- Chapter 262: He Wasn’t Always a Sneaky Fox
- Chapter 261: Trust Me Tigress
- Chapter 260: A Shady Entrepreneur
- Chapter 259: The Sins are Stacked
- Chapter 258: Not Just Any Beastly Affair**
- Chapter 257: A Masochist in the Beast World
- Chapter 256: The Walnut Menace
- Chapter 255: Gospel of the Prehistoric Panda Cult
- Chapter 254: The Beastly Bob Ross
- Chapter 253: No Dirty Paws in my Kitchen!
- Chapter 252: Even Butchering is Art
- Chapter 251: Lions, and Tigers, and Liars
- Chapter 250: Why Can’t We All Just Get Along?
- Chapter 249: The Team Behind the Chef
- Chapter 248: My Astrology System
- Chapter 247: My Mittens Forever!
- Chapter 246: Handsome and Insatiable Combo**
- Chapter 245: Wild Animals in the Grass**
- Chapter 244: Masseuse in Another World**
- Chapter 243: One of Them is a Monster
- Chapter 242: Fifty Shades of Feral
- Chapter 241: A Gorey Nightmare
- Chapter 240: A Curious Kitty
- Chapter 239: A Hungry Tiger is a Weak Tiger*
- Chapter 238: The King of Fair Play
- Chapter 237: Campaign Manager Kael?
- Chapter 236: There are Dictators Here Too
- Chapter 235: The Chef Has a Cult
- Chapter 234: A Clan of Karens
- Chapter 233: System Shop Made in China
- Chapter 232: Pied Piper of Stew
- Chapter 231: Every Good Harem Needs a Bad Boy
- Chapter 230: Baby Monsters
- Chapter 229: Lie to the Liar of Liars
- Chapter 228: Life-Ruining Blank Checks
- Chapter 227: Two Favors
- Chapter 226: The Flower Moon is Coming*
- Chapter 225: Pretty Little Birdy in the Tree
- Chapter 224: The Most Spiteful System
- Chapter 223: Then There Were Two**
- Chapter 222: Ren’s Hands are Full**
- Chapter 221: The Chef is a Dine-and-Dasher
- Chapter 220: Beastmen Hungry for Knowledge**
- Chapter 219: What Happens in the Forest...
- Chapter 218: The Worst Possible Time for a Meet-and-Greet
- Chapter 217: Hop in the Bird’s Nest
- Chapter 216: Loincloth Learning Curve
- Chapter 215: Confessions of a Guilty Sinner
- Chapter 214: A Scandal in the Sky
- Chapter 213: Eagles Catch Things Right?
- Chapter 212: Island Jerk Elk Bites
- Chapter 211: The Red-Haired Butcher
- Chapter 210: Breeding Games of the Beast World
- Chapter 209: Meat in a Predator Sandwich**
- Chapter 208: A Third Dip For Good Measure**
- Chapter 207: Double Dipping in White Sauce**
- Chapter 206: A Different Kind of Wood
- Chapter 205: Custody Arrangements
- Chapter 204 - 50,000 Point Group Hug
- Chapter 203: From Hero to Zero
- Chapter 202: To Be Brave is to First Be a Coward
- Chapter 201: A Detailed Customer Review**
- Chapter 200: The Tiger Beast Inside
- Chapter 199: Tiger Stripes
- Chapter 198: The Versace of the Jungle
- Chapter 197: Climbing Mount Hottie**
- Chapter 196: I Have A Dream
- Chapter 195: The Moon Goddess Made Me Do It
- Chapter 194: But Why Choose?
- Chapter 193: Sleeping Beauty and the Little Monster
- Chapter 192: The Most Useful and Loving System
- Chapter 191: The Parkour Pig Returns
- Chapter 190: Catch of the Day
- Chapter 189: Get That Pig!
- Chapter 188: A Big Chicken For the Chef
- Chapter 187: A Proud Wife
- Chapter 186: Nudist Colony of One
- Chapter 185: Goodbye, Bird Chad
- Chapter 184: United Nations of Hotness*
- Chapter 183: Some Skeletons Should Stay in the Closet
- Chapter 182: The Prince of Prudes*
- Chapter 181: A Hands-On Approach**
- Chapter 180: The Lessons Continue
- Chapter 179: From Chef to Professor
- Chapter 178: Sex Ed. 101*
- Chapter 177: A Hard Problem to Solve
- Chapter 176: What’s Wrong With Friends With Benefits?
- Chapter 175: A Glorified Pigeon
- Chapter 174: Nude Buddies in a Cave
- Chapter 173: Naked Gourmet: Tree Edition
- Chapter 172: Gourmet in the Wild (For Real)
- Chapter 171: Oh Sweet Frying Pan
- Chapter 170: And How Does That Make You Feel?
- Chapter 169: Must Be a Male
- Chapter 168: Mother knows best?
- Chapter 167: Navigation for Dummies
- Chapter 166: Bonnie and Clyde were Foxes
- Chapter 165: Two Kings and a Funeral
- Chapter 164: Pending Operation Besties
- Chapter 163: Scent of an Empty Nest
- Chapter 162 - 13 Moons
- Chapter 161: The Red Dragon Chef
- Chapter 160: Lather, Rinse, Slap, Repeat
- Chapter 159: Soap Sommelier
- Chapter 158: Magic Tricks in the Bath
- Chapter 157: Beware of Man-Eating Bacteria
- Chapter 156: Feral but Functional
- Chapter 155: Not the Face!
- Chapter 154: Prince Charming Stays Clean
- Chapter 153: Wake Up Scream!
- Chapter 152: Chivalry of a Sulking Knight
- Chapter 151: A Great Distraction
- Chapter 150: Public Enemy Number One
- Chapter 149: Toxic Herbs and Toxic Masculinity
- Chapter 148: Kung Fu Nightmare
- Chapter 147: Naked, Sick, and Furious
- Chapter 146: With Friends like These
- Chapter 145: Wonder Tigerwoman
- Chapter 144: Skinny Dipping?
- Chapter 143: Homecoming from Hell
- Chapter 142: Piggyback Through the Jungle
- Chapter 141: The High Price of Friendship
- Chapter 140: Mama Bird Fox
- Chapter 139: The Birds and the Bees
- Chapter 138: Alpha Beauty Pageant
- Chapter 137: Exclusive Murder Rights
- Chapter 136: A Fallen King
- Chapter 135: Rumble in the Jungle
- Chapter 134: A Crown of Blood
- Chapter 133: The Wicked Witch of the Wastelands
- Chapter 132: The Enemy Within
- Chapter 131: King of Ruins
- Chapter 130: The Art of War
- Chapter 129: Good Morning, Kitty
- Chapter 128: A Serpent’s Murderous Intent
- Chapter 127: Golden Gaze**
- Chapter 126: True Love’s Mating**
- Chapter 125: Sandpaper Kisses**
- Chapter 124: A Predator’s Awakening**
- Chapter 123: Both Beast and Beastman
- Chapter 122: The Anchor and the Beast
- Chapter 121: The Root of Blind Faith
- Chapter 120: Big Cat in the Tree
- Chapter 119: Do Not Panic!
- Chapter 118: Welcome to the Foxhole
- Chapter 117: Drafty Nether Regions
- Chapter 116: The View from the Bottom
- Chapter 115: She Wasn’t the Only One?
- Chapter 114: Goldilocks Cock
- Chapter 113: Midnight Ride on the Fox Express
- Chapter 112: A Mermaid in the Moonlight
- Chapter 111: Frozen Naked Ninja
- Chapter 110: Taming the Twin Serpents**
- Chapter 109: I Say No To Fishy Kisses
- Chapter 108: Moral Dilemma of a Bad Liar
- Chapter 107: Happy Snake
- Chapter 106: The Oscar Goes To...
- Chapter 105: The Fox’s Proposal
- Chapter 104: A Fair Trade
- Chapter 103: The Fox’s Trap
- Chapter 102: The Ghost in the Forest
- Chapter 101: It’s Not Poison
- Chapter 100: The Snake in the Grass
- Chapter 99: Hot Noodles
- Chapter 98: New Fear Unlocked
- Chapter 97: Fast and Furious: Swamp Drift
- Chapter 96: Swamp Alien Invasion
- Chapter 95: Dora Would Never
- Chapter 94: Navigation of Vibes
- Chapter 93: Sugar Daddy Snake
- Chapter 92: The System is a Pervert
- Chapter 91: Debt Collector in My Head
- Chapter 90: A Beast World Fairytale
- Chapter 89: That Capitalist Fox
- Chapter 88: Three Stages
- Chapter 87: Soup of Clarity
- Chapter 86: It’s Magic!
- Chapter 85: Two Kings, One Tub
- Chapter 84: Here Kitty, Kitty
- Chapter 83: The King’s Hospitality
- Chapter 82: A Bloody Kitchen Nightmare
- Chapter 81: Provider of Two
- Chapter 80: The Stamina of a King**
- Chapter 79: Purifying the Palate**
- Chapter 78: The Wettest Dream
- Chapter 77: A Very Vivid Dream**
- Chapter 76: Tiny Hands
- Chapter 75: Taste of the Chef
- Chapter 74: Feeding Time
- Chapter 73: Kitchen Nightmares (Swamp Edition)
- Chapter 72: A Mating Dance?
- Chapter 71: Grocery Shopping in the Garden
- Chapter 70: The Scullery Drill Sergeant
- Chapter 69: Overly Helping Hands
- Chapter 68: Double Trouble
- Chapter 67: Nose Candy
- Chapter 66: Cast Iron Concussion
- Chapter 65: Cantonese Snake Soup
- Chapter 64: The Royal Rumble
- Chapter 63: Poly-Problems
- Chapter 62: Godzilla vs. Kong (Swamp Edition)
- Chapter 61: Tiger at the Gates
- Chapter 60: A Very Loud System Update
- Chapter 59: Medical Treatment*
- Chapter 58: Sweating it Out
- Chapter 57: Expensive Appetizer
- Chapter 56: The Jealous Viper’s Trap
- Chapter 55: Frog Confessional
- Chapter 54: The Sacred Bath
- Chapter 53: Cold Fish and Colder Shoulders
- Chapter 52: The Snake and the Forbidden Fruit
- Chapter 51: The Coldest Shoulder
- Chapter 50: Cellmates
- Chapter 49: The King’s Soft Spot
- Chapter 48: The King’s Heartbreak
- Chapter 47: Couture de Crisis
- Chapter 46: Poison is a Condiment
- Chapter 45: Streaker of the Swamp
- Chapter 44: The Floor is Lava (Except it’s Snakes)
- Chapter 43: The Ghost and the Grope
- Chapter 42: The Order of the Fried Chicken
- Chapter 41: Grief is a Great Cockblock
- Chapter 40: The Dream Puff Nightmare
- Chapter 39: To-Do List of Doom
- Chapter 38: He wants the foam
- Chapter 37: Crocodile Tears
- Chapter 36: A sleazy con artist
- Chapter 35: Boyfriend Shirt
- Chapter 34: The Forked Tongue Technique**
- Chapter 33: Two Sword Style
- Chapter 32: The Knot
- Chapter 31: Serpent’s Fang
- Chapter 30: A Very Confused Palate
- Chapter 29: Sticky Fingers and Sweet Gold
- Chapter 28: The Great Shedding
- Chapter 27: Human Burrito
- Chapter 26: Hell’s Kitchen (Reptile Edition)
- Chapter 25: Polishing the Python
- Chapter 24: The Kitty Has Claws
- Chapter 23: Goth Dungeon of Doom
- Chapter 22: Mud-Pit Bistro
- Chapter 21: Human Hot Water Bottle
- Chapter 20: The Fog vs the Frying Pan
- Chapter 19: The Art of War and Bamboo
- Chapter 18: Cold Scales and Broken Hearts
- Chapter 17: The Dog Park from Hell
- Chapter 16: The Structural Integrity Test**
- Chapter 15: The Midnight Snack Attack
- Chapter 14: Project Dream Home
- Chapter 13: Wet Cats and Jealousy
- Chapter 12: The Snake King’s Temperature
- Chapter 11: Riding the Tiger
- Chapter 10: Paws, Purrs, and Panic
- Chapter 9: The BBQ Queen
- Chapter 8: I Am Not a chew Toy
- Chapter 7: Bubbles and Beastmen
- Chapter 6: The Bitch and the Bird
- Chapter 5: The Royal Jewels
- Chapter 4: The Alpha’s Loincloth
- Chapter 3: Oh No, He’s Hot
- Chapter 2: The First Bite
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