Chapter 171: Oh Sweet Frying Pan
The Golden Eagle lowered its majestic head. Its silver eyes locked onto her outstretched palm, then flicked up to her smiling, hopeful face, and then back down to the berries.
Ren’s smile faltered slightly.
’Wait,’ she thought, a sudden wave of logic crashing over her. ’I’m a stranger. Why would he eat from my hand?’
She started to lower her hand. “You know what, I’ll just put them on the floor—”
Shuffle.
Before she could retract the offer, the eagle stood up.
It took two heavy, purposeful steps toward her.
Ren’s heart immediately decided to run a marathon inside her ribcage. She wasn’t afraid of the bird anymore—mostly—but having a beak the size of a meat cleaver inches from her face was still terrifyingly intimidating.
Ren’s outstretched hand began to shake.
’Don’t drop the berries,’ she told herself. ’Don’t faint. Don’t scream.’
The eagle lowered its head.
Peck.
It was surprisingly gentle. The sharp beak deftly plucked one electric blue berry from her palm.
One by one, the berries disappeared.
Ren held her breath, staring at the golden feathers on its head. She had just hand-fed a Golden Eagle. A wild, massive, magical Golden Eagle.
She let out a long, shaky exhale as the bird stepped back, chewing (or whatever birds did) contentedly.
Ren grinned. Her chest swelled with pride.
’Oh my god,’ she thought giddily. ’I am the Eagle Whisperer. I am a Beast Tamer. I am like those women in the documentaries who live in yurts and hunt with falcons.’
She could imagine her mother’s reaction. Her mother would probably have a stroke, faint, wake up, and then have another stroke just for emphasis.
“So,” Ren whispered, beaming at the bird. “Does this make us friends now?”
The eagle looked at her.
Then, without a sound, it turned around, spread its massive wings, and launched itself out of the hollow.
Whoosh.
It flew straight into the pouring rain, disappearing into the grey curtain of the storm.
Ren sat there with her mouth agape, her hand still outstretched.
“Hey!” Ren called out to the empty air. “You can’t just eat and leave! That’s rude! That’s a dine and dash!”
She lowered her hand, feeling slightly rejected.
“Not even a bird wants to be friends with me,” Ren sighed, slumping against the moss. “And I was actually trying to be nice.”
She sat in the silence for a moment, her stomach growling loudly.
“Fine,” Ren grumbled. “More berries for me.”
She popped three more berries from her inventory into her mouth.
Zap.
The familiar electric shock hit her tongue, followed by the sugary sweetness. She chewed mechanically.
“I am so tired of berries,” Ren moaned. “And mushrooms. And roots.”
She looked at her hand. It was shaking slightly from a lack of sustenance.
“I need protein,” Ren decided. “I need meat. I need a steak. I need a burger.”
She thought about her trusty frying pan. It had been with her through everything. And how had she treated it?
“I haven’t even washed it,” Ren realized with a pang of guilt. “I just put it back in the inventory dirty. I am a monster.”
They had come to this world together. The pan was her partner, her protector, her only tether to her past life.
“I need to take better care of you,” Ren whispered.
She summoned the Lodge cast-iron skillet and the bar of lavender soap from her inventory.
The pan looked… gross. It had dried blood, a few unidentifiable hairs, and maybe some fish beastmen dander on it.
“Yuck.”
Ren grabbed a clump of clean moss from the edge of the nest to use as a scrubber. She went over to the entrance of the hollow, where the rain was coming down in a waterfall-like sheet.
She crouched by the edge, completely nude, and held the pan out into the deluge.
She lathered the moss with the lavender soap and began to scrub.
“Scrub-a-dub-dub,” Ren muttered, cleaning the cast iron with the focus of a surgeon.
She paused for a second, looking down at herself.
She was crouching inside a tree, naked, washing a frying pan in a rainstorm with bath soap.
“Where did my pride go?” Ren wondered aloud. “When did I become such a comfortable nudist?”
She scrubbed a stubborn spot of grime.
“This world is changing me,” Ren sighed. “And not for the better. I’m turning into a wild hippie.”
Finally, the pan was clean. The rainwater rinsed away the suds, leaving the black iron gleaming.
Ren pulled it back into the dry hollow and admired it. It shone with a dull, heavy luster. It was beautiful.
“I’m sorry I used you as a blunt weapon,” Ren apologized to the cookware, stroking the handle reverently. “From now on, I promise… only tasty food.”
She set the pan on a large leaf to dry.
Then, she moved back to the edge. She cupped her hands, catching the cold rainwater, and splashed it over her face. She scrubbed her neck, her arms, and anywhere else that still had traces of mud from her earlier fall.
She was careful to stay under the shelter of the bark, shivering slightly as the cold spray hit her skin.
“Refreshing,” Ren lied through chattering teeth.
She looked out at the forest. The rain was relentless. It pounded against the leaves, turning the world into a blur of grey and green.
“Is he coming back?” Ren wondered.
“Birds hate rain,” she reasoned. “So why did he just take off like that? Was my company really that bad? Did I talk too much?”
She sighed, combing her fingers through her damp, tangled red hair.
“Whatever. His loss. I’m a delight.”
She looked down at herself again.
“I can’t wander the forest like this,” Ren muttered.
She looked around the small cave. Moss. Twigs. More moss. Decaying, large leaves.
“Itchy abomination it is,” she resigned.
Her eyes landed in the corner.
There lay the clump of damp wool. The “Dress.” The Itchy Abomination.
Ren stared at it with genuine disdain.
“I hate you,” Ren told the dress.
She picked it up. It was heavy with water and smelled like a wet barn.
“Ugh.”
Ren began to wring it out. Her arms burned as she twisted the thick fabric, squeezing out streams of water onto the ground.
She found a sturdy twig growing from the inside wall of the hollow and hung the dress on it.
She doubted it would dry anytime soon.
Ren went back to the entrance to check the weather again. She squinted into the storm.
“Still pouring,” she mumbled. The rain outside showed zero signs of stopping.
Then, she froze.
Through the heavy curtain of rain, some distance away, something was standing there.
It was blurry, distorted by the rain and the distance, but the shape was unmistakable.
It was upright. Two legs. Two arms. broad shoulders.
It had the shape of a man.
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- Chapter 315: A Royal Dishwasher
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- Chapter 313: Born to Fish
- Chapter 312: A Shy Turtle Leaves The Shell
- Chapter 311: Let’s Talk Family
- Chapter 310: The First Time**
- Chapter 309: Looking for Wood*
- Chapter 308: Bait, Tackle, and Naughty*
- Chapter 307: The Big Bad Scaredy-Fox
- Chapter 306: A Feral Bun in the Oven
- Chapter 305: My Baby Beast
- Chapter 304: Just Pop an Egg and Go
- Chapter 303: Exclusive Fried Chicken
- Chapter 302: The Great Swamp Crab Boil
- Chapter 301: Get It Together, Chef
- Chapter 300: Under a Walnut Tree
- Chapter 299: Secret in the Sauce
- Chapter 298: This Lazy Snake
- Chapter 297: A Pool of Sunken Treasures
- Chapter 296: Dual Penetration**
- Chapter 295: The Jealous Monster**
- Chapter 294: The System Made Me Do It
- Chapter 293: Second to None**
- Chapter 292: Three Restaurants, Three Menus**
- Chapter 291: Warm Sweet Fur Bed**
- Chapter 290: Three Big Problems To Solve**
- Chapter 289: Good Behavior Gets Rewarded*
- Chapter 288: Do Not Fret, My Delicate Host
- Chapter 287: A Battle of Proportions
- Chapter 286: His Royal Highness
- Chapter 285: A Sneaky Fugitive in the Swamp
- Chapter 284: Brothers, Birds, and Beasts
- Chapter 283: The Eagle Wears It Better
- Chapter 282: Our Butts Are Not The Same
- Chapter 281: He Doesn’t Know He Looks Like a Greek God
- Chapter 280: The Early Bird Gets the Bath
- Chapter 279: Spank Me Snake Daddy**
- Chapter 278: The Prettiest in All the Land
- Chapter 277: A Mummy Beast Husband*
- Chapter 276: My Genie System
- Chapter 275: The Beast at the Top of the Food Chain
- Chapter 274: Thinking Too Far Outside the Box
- Chapter 273: Fat, Pink and Wiggly
- Chapter 272: Is This What a Stroke Feels Like?
- Chapter 271: Blind Leading Blind
- Chapter 270: Snake King’s Cuddle Buddy
- Chapter 269: An Unwanted Plus One
- Chapter 268: Very Different Husbands*
- Chapter 267: A Lesson in Lip Service
- Chapter 266: My Sweet Bird
- Chapter 265: Mating is Completely Natural**
- Chapter 264: Candidates for Baby Daddy
- Chapter 263: A Very Bad Time for More Stress
- Chapter 262: He Wasn’t Always a Sneaky Fox
- Chapter 261: Trust Me Tigress
- Chapter 260: A Shady Entrepreneur
- Chapter 259: The Sins are Stacked
- Chapter 258: Not Just Any Beastly Affair**
- Chapter 257: A Masochist in the Beast World
- Chapter 256: The Walnut Menace
- Chapter 255: Gospel of the Prehistoric Panda Cult
- Chapter 254: The Beastly Bob Ross
- Chapter 253: No Dirty Paws in my Kitchen!
- Chapter 252: Even Butchering is Art
- Chapter 251: Lions, and Tigers, and Liars
- Chapter 250: Why Can’t We All Just Get Along?
- Chapter 249: The Team Behind the Chef
- Chapter 248: My Astrology System
- Chapter 247: My Mittens Forever!
- Chapter 246: Handsome and Insatiable Combo**
- Chapter 245: Wild Animals in the Grass**
- Chapter 244: Masseuse in Another World**
- Chapter 243: One of Them is a Monster
- Chapter 242: Fifty Shades of Feral
- Chapter 241: A Gorey Nightmare
- Chapter 240: A Curious Kitty
- Chapter 239: A Hungry Tiger is a Weak Tiger*
- Chapter 238: The King of Fair Play
- Chapter 237: Campaign Manager Kael?
- Chapter 236: There are Dictators Here Too
- Chapter 235: The Chef Has a Cult
- Chapter 234: A Clan of Karens
- Chapter 233: System Shop Made in China
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- Chapter 231: Every Good Harem Needs a Bad Boy
- Chapter 230: Baby Monsters
- Chapter 229: Lie to the Liar of Liars
- Chapter 228: Life-Ruining Blank Checks
- Chapter 227: Two Favors
- Chapter 226: The Flower Moon is Coming*
- Chapter 225: Pretty Little Birdy in the Tree
- Chapter 224: The Most Spiteful System
- Chapter 223: Then There Were Two**
- Chapter 222: Ren’s Hands are Full**
- Chapter 221: The Chef is a Dine-and-Dasher
- Chapter 220: Beastmen Hungry for Knowledge**
- Chapter 219: What Happens in the Forest...
- Chapter 218: The Worst Possible Time for a Meet-and-Greet
- Chapter 217: Hop in the Bird’s Nest
- Chapter 216: Loincloth Learning Curve
- Chapter 215: Confessions of a Guilty Sinner
- Chapter 214: A Scandal in the Sky
- Chapter 213: Eagles Catch Things Right?
- Chapter 212: Island Jerk Elk Bites
- Chapter 211: The Red-Haired Butcher
- Chapter 210: Breeding Games of the Beast World
- Chapter 209: Meat in a Predator Sandwich**
- Chapter 208: A Third Dip For Good Measure**
- Chapter 207: Double Dipping in White Sauce**
- Chapter 206: A Different Kind of Wood
- Chapter 205: Custody Arrangements
- Chapter 204 - 50,000 Point Group Hug
- Chapter 203: From Hero to Zero
- Chapter 202: To Be Brave is to First Be a Coward
- Chapter 201: A Detailed Customer Review**
- Chapter 200: The Tiger Beast Inside
- Chapter 199: Tiger Stripes
- Chapter 198: The Versace of the Jungle
- Chapter 197: Climbing Mount Hottie**
- Chapter 196: I Have A Dream
- Chapter 195: The Moon Goddess Made Me Do It
- Chapter 194: But Why Choose?
- Chapter 193: Sleeping Beauty and the Little Monster
- Chapter 192: The Most Useful and Loving System
- Chapter 191: The Parkour Pig Returns
- Chapter 190: Catch of the Day
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- Chapter 187: A Proud Wife
- Chapter 186: Nudist Colony of One
- Chapter 185: Goodbye, Bird Chad
- Chapter 184: United Nations of Hotness*
- Chapter 183: Some Skeletons Should Stay in the Closet
- Chapter 182: The Prince of Prudes*
- Chapter 181: A Hands-On Approach**
- Chapter 180: The Lessons Continue
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- Chapter 178: Sex Ed. 101*
- Chapter 177: A Hard Problem to Solve
- Chapter 176: What’s Wrong With Friends With Benefits?
- Chapter 175: A Glorified Pigeon
- Chapter 174: Nude Buddies in a Cave
- Chapter 173: Naked Gourmet: Tree Edition
- Chapter 172: Gourmet in the Wild (For Real)
- Chapter 171: Oh Sweet Frying Pan
- Chapter 170: And How Does That Make You Feel?
- Chapter 169: Must Be a Male
- Chapter 168: Mother knows best?
- Chapter 167: Navigation for Dummies
- Chapter 166: Bonnie and Clyde were Foxes
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- Chapter 156: Feral but Functional
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- Chapter 146: With Friends like These
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- Chapter 132: The Enemy Within
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- Chapter 127: Golden Gaze**
- Chapter 126: True Love’s Mating**
- Chapter 125: Sandpaper Kisses**
- Chapter 124: A Predator’s Awakening**
- Chapter 123: Both Beast and Beastman
- Chapter 122: The Anchor and the Beast
- Chapter 121: The Root of Blind Faith
- Chapter 120: Big Cat in the Tree
- Chapter 119: Do Not Panic!
- Chapter 118: Welcome to the Foxhole
- Chapter 117: Drafty Nether Regions
- Chapter 116: The View from the Bottom
- Chapter 115: She Wasn’t the Only One?
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- Chapter 113: Midnight Ride on the Fox Express
- Chapter 112: A Mermaid in the Moonlight
- Chapter 111: Frozen Naked Ninja
- Chapter 110: Taming the Twin Serpents**
- Chapter 109: I Say No To Fishy Kisses
- Chapter 108: Moral Dilemma of a Bad Liar
- Chapter 107: Happy Snake
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- Chapter 104: A Fair Trade
- Chapter 103: The Fox’s Trap
- Chapter 102: The Ghost in the Forest
- Chapter 101: It’s Not Poison
- Chapter 100: The Snake in the Grass
- Chapter 99: Hot Noodles
- Chapter 98: New Fear Unlocked
- Chapter 97: Fast and Furious: Swamp Drift
- Chapter 96: Swamp Alien Invasion
- Chapter 95: Dora Would Never
- Chapter 94: Navigation of Vibes
- Chapter 93: Sugar Daddy Snake
- Chapter 92: The System is a Pervert
- Chapter 91: Debt Collector in My Head
- Chapter 90: A Beast World Fairytale
- Chapter 89: That Capitalist Fox
- Chapter 88: Three Stages
- Chapter 87: Soup of Clarity
- Chapter 86: It’s Magic!
- Chapter 85: Two Kings, One Tub
- Chapter 84: Here Kitty, Kitty
- Chapter 83: The King’s Hospitality
- Chapter 82: A Bloody Kitchen Nightmare
- Chapter 81: Provider of Two
- Chapter 80: The Stamina of a King**
- Chapter 79: Purifying the Palate**
- Chapter 78: The Wettest Dream
- Chapter 77: A Very Vivid Dream**
- Chapter 76: Tiny Hands
- Chapter 75: Taste of the Chef
- Chapter 74: Feeding Time
- Chapter 73: Kitchen Nightmares (Swamp Edition)
- Chapter 72: A Mating Dance?
- Chapter 71: Grocery Shopping in the Garden
- Chapter 70: The Scullery Drill Sergeant
- Chapter 69: Overly Helping Hands
- Chapter 68: Double Trouble
- Chapter 67: Nose Candy
- Chapter 66: Cast Iron Concussion
- Chapter 65: Cantonese Snake Soup
- Chapter 64: The Royal Rumble
- Chapter 63: Poly-Problems
- Chapter 62: Godzilla vs. Kong (Swamp Edition)
- Chapter 61: Tiger at the Gates
- Chapter 60: A Very Loud System Update
- Chapter 59: Medical Treatment*
- Chapter 58: Sweating it Out
- Chapter 57: Expensive Appetizer
- Chapter 56: The Jealous Viper’s Trap
- Chapter 55: Frog Confessional
- Chapter 54: The Sacred Bath
- Chapter 53: Cold Fish and Colder Shoulders
- Chapter 52: The Snake and the Forbidden Fruit
- Chapter 51: The Coldest Shoulder
- Chapter 50: Cellmates
- Chapter 49: The King’s Soft Spot
- Chapter 48: The King’s Heartbreak
- Chapter 47: Couture de Crisis
- Chapter 46: Poison is a Condiment
- Chapter 45: Streaker of the Swamp
- Chapter 44: The Floor is Lava (Except it’s Snakes)
- Chapter 43: The Ghost and the Grope
- Chapter 42: The Order of the Fried Chicken
- Chapter 41: Grief is a Great Cockblock
- Chapter 40: The Dream Puff Nightmare
- Chapter 39: To-Do List of Doom
- Chapter 38: He wants the foam
- Chapter 37: Crocodile Tears
- Chapter 36: A sleazy con artist
- Chapter 35: Boyfriend Shirt
- Chapter 34: The Forked Tongue Technique**
- Chapter 33: Two Sword Style
- Chapter 32: The Knot
- Chapter 31: Serpent’s Fang
- Chapter 30: A Very Confused Palate
- Chapter 29: Sticky Fingers and Sweet Gold
- Chapter 28: The Great Shedding
- Chapter 27: Human Burrito
- Chapter 26: Hell’s Kitchen (Reptile Edition)
- Chapter 25: Polishing the Python
- Chapter 24: The Kitty Has Claws
- Chapter 23: Goth Dungeon of Doom
- Chapter 22: Mud-Pit Bistro
- Chapter 21: Human Hot Water Bottle
- Chapter 20: The Fog vs the Frying Pan
- Chapter 19: The Art of War and Bamboo
- Chapter 18: Cold Scales and Broken Hearts
- Chapter 17: The Dog Park from Hell
- Chapter 16: The Structural Integrity Test**
- Chapter 15: The Midnight Snack Attack
- Chapter 14: Project Dream Home
- Chapter 13: Wet Cats and Jealousy
- Chapter 12: The Snake King’s Temperature
- Chapter 11: Riding the Tiger
- Chapter 10: Paws, Purrs, and Panic
- Chapter 9: The BBQ Queen
- Chapter 8: I Am Not a chew Toy
- Chapter 7: Bubbles and Beastmen
- Chapter 6: The Bitch and the Bird
- Chapter 5: The Royal Jewels
- Chapter 4: The Alpha’s Loincloth
- Chapter 3: Oh No, He’s Hot
- Chapter 2: The First Bite
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