Chapter 228: Life-Ruining Blank Checks
Ren rolled her eyes. She didn’t think it was a big deal. It was basic bartering.
“Favors. Right,” Ren sighed, waving her free hand dismissively. “What do you want? You want me to wash your loincloths? Cook you a private meal? Make it quick, Vex, I literally have a fifty-gallon stew to cook.”
[System: Host, I highly advise you to sit down. You are about to have a panic attack.]
Ren frowned. ’What? Why?’
[System: In the Beast World, declaring a “Favor from a friend to a friend” is not a casual social contract like lending someone ten bucks. It is a Rite in itself. It is a binding blood oath, similar to the Rite of the Severed Fang in its absolute gravity.]
Ren froze. The blood began to drain from her face.
[System: The penalty for refusing or failing to return a Friend’s Favor is worse than dying in battle. It is a curse. Refusal causes the slow, agonizing rotting of the heart until death. To the beasts, a betrayal of friends is the ultimate sin. It is entirely unforgivable.]
Ren’s eyes widened to the size of dinner plates. She stared in absolute, unadulterated horror at the smirking Fox in front of her.
“It is Beast Law, Little Rose,” Vex explained, his orange eyes glittering with smug satisfaction. “One cannot simply refuse a favor between friends. The pact is sealed.”
Ren’s face paled instantly, turning the exact shade of bleached flour.
’Why didn’t you tell me about this before?!’
Ren mentally screamed at the System at the top of her lungs.
[System: You didn’t ask. I am a System, not a legal advisor. You really should read the Terms and Conditions before agreeing to verbal contracts with manipulative shamans.]
’How was I supposed to know to ask?!’ Ren argued frantically, her heart hammering against her ribs. ’To me, a favor is picking someone up from the airport or helping them move a couch! It’s something you can say yes or no to! It is not a life-or-death blood pact!’
Ren began spiraling. Fast.
Vex could tell her to do anything, and she would have to do it! She realized with sickening clarity that he could ask her to leave Syris, Kael, and Altair. He could force her to become his servant. He could tell her to mate with him! She was essentially his puppet on a string. Anything he asked, she could not say no to without her heart rotting out of her chest.
And she owed him two of these life-ruining blank checks?!
Seeing her wide, terrified eyes, her trembling lip, and her rapidly paling face, Vex finally broke. He threw his head back and laughed, releasing her wrist.
“Do not worry, Little Rose,” Vex chuckled, wiping a stray tear of mirth from his eye. “Whatever horrific scenarios you are concocting in that pretty head of yours, ease your mind. I am not that cruel.”
Ren narrowed her green eyes at him, pure, unfiltered hatred bubbling in her chest. She really hated this fox. He absolutely must have known she had no idea what she was doing when she casually agreed to owe him favors. He had deliberately, masterfully taken advantage of her ignorance!
Ren wanted to scream and beat him senseless with her frying pan.
“What… favor do you want me to do?” Ren asked through gritted teeth, silently praying to any deity listening that his request wouldn’t be anything weird, wild, or unspeakably gross.
Vex’s playful demeanor vanished. His face grew completely serious—a very rare and unsettling look for the usually mischievous shaman.
“A friend of mine is pregnant,” Vex stated simply. “But it is not a normal pregnancy. The cub is developing far too rapidly, and it is eating her alive from the inside out.”
Ren furrowed her brows, the anger momentarily replaced by confusion. ’Eating her alive?’
“The cub has gone feral while still in the womb,” Vex continued, his orange eyes darkening with a heavy shadow. “It might already be a shadow beast. I am not entirely sure yet.”
Ren stood silently, wondering why on earth he was dumping this horrific medical anomaly on her, but she didn’t interrupt him.
Vex held up his hand. He was still holding the empty green leaf that had contained her spicy Island Jerk Elk Bites.
“This female ate the food you prepared,” Vex said, tapping the leaf with his long finger. “And the cub… it calmed down. The leaf she brought to me had this exact same scent. She ate those elk bites, too.”
Ren blinked. Then, it clicked.
She remembered leaving the neat package of elk bites out on the flat stone at the base of the tree last night, desperately hoping to lure Altair down. With all that followed, she had completely forgotten about the food.
“What do you want me to do?” Ren asked cautiously.
“Your food,” Vex said, looking at her with an intensity that made her shiver, “has the power to cure Feral Madness.”
Ren stared at him.
“For now, it has only been used to calm feral beasts and soothe the symptoms,” Vex explained, stepping closer. “But if we work together, we can figure out a cure once and for all. Using your cooking.”
Ren paused, genuinely considering it. She had no problem helping others—in fact, she would love to develop a proper cure for Feral Madness. It would save countless lives and stop the endless suffering in the Beast World. Plus, ironically, this was the exact “Moon Goddess Mission” Kael thought she was on anyway.
She might as well lean into that story. Her massive lie to Kael would become a half-lie, which was significantly better for her conscience.
The only problem? She had to work with this sneaky, conniving Fox.
Ren’s thoughts drifted back to the “friend” he had mentioned. She crossed her arms, narrowing her eyes at him suspiciously.
“This friend you mentioned,” Ren asked, her tone deadpan. “Did you get her pregnant?”
Vex smirked, his playful demeanor instantly returning as he tilted his head. “Why? Are you jealous, Little Rose?”
Ren rolled her eyes so hard she nearly saw her own brain. “I just want to know your ulterior motive. You are definitely not the type of guy to be curing Feral Madness out of the goodness of your heart for world peace. You’re hiding something.”
Vex chuckled, clearly delighted by her sharp intuition. He didn’t confirm or deny her accusation.
“So,” Vex purred, holding his hand out to her like a businessman closing a deal. “Will you grant me the favor of being my partner in curing Feral Madness?”
Ren looked at his hand, then at the massive cauldron waiting by the fire. She let out a long, heavy sigh.
“Fine,” Ren accepted, giving his hand a firm, reluctant shake. It wasn’t like she had a choice without her heart rotting out of her chest anyway.
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Chapters
- Chapter 315: A Royal Dishwasher
- Chapter 314: Bia and Las
- Chapter 313: Born to Fish
- Chapter 312: A Shy Turtle Leaves The Shell
- Chapter 311: Let’s Talk Family
- Chapter 310: The First Time**
- Chapter 309: Looking for Wood*
- Chapter 308: Bait, Tackle, and Naughty*
- Chapter 307: The Big Bad Scaredy-Fox
- Chapter 306: A Feral Bun in the Oven
- Chapter 305: My Baby Beast
- Chapter 304: Just Pop an Egg and Go
- Chapter 303: Exclusive Fried Chicken
- Chapter 302: The Great Swamp Crab Boil
- Chapter 301: Get It Together, Chef
- Chapter 300: Under a Walnut Tree
- Chapter 299: Secret in the Sauce
- Chapter 298: This Lazy Snake
- Chapter 297: A Pool of Sunken Treasures
- Chapter 296: Dual Penetration**
- Chapter 295: The Jealous Monster**
- Chapter 294: The System Made Me Do It
- Chapter 293: Second to None**
- Chapter 292: Three Restaurants, Three Menus**
- Chapter 291: Warm Sweet Fur Bed**
- Chapter 290: Three Big Problems To Solve**
- Chapter 289: Good Behavior Gets Rewarded*
- Chapter 288: Do Not Fret, My Delicate Host
- Chapter 287: A Battle of Proportions
- Chapter 286: His Royal Highness
- Chapter 285: A Sneaky Fugitive in the Swamp
- Chapter 284: Brothers, Birds, and Beasts
- Chapter 283: The Eagle Wears It Better
- Chapter 282: Our Butts Are Not The Same
- Chapter 281: He Doesn’t Know He Looks Like a Greek God
- Chapter 280: The Early Bird Gets the Bath
- Chapter 279: Spank Me Snake Daddy**
- Chapter 278: The Prettiest in All the Land
- Chapter 277: A Mummy Beast Husband*
- Chapter 276: My Genie System
- Chapter 275: The Beast at the Top of the Food Chain
- Chapter 274: Thinking Too Far Outside the Box
- Chapter 273: Fat, Pink and Wiggly
- Chapter 272: Is This What a Stroke Feels Like?
- Chapter 271: Blind Leading Blind
- Chapter 270: Snake King’s Cuddle Buddy
- Chapter 269: An Unwanted Plus One
- Chapter 268: Very Different Husbands*
- Chapter 267: A Lesson in Lip Service
- Chapter 266: My Sweet Bird
- Chapter 265: Mating is Completely Natural**
- Chapter 264: Candidates for Baby Daddy
- Chapter 263: A Very Bad Time for More Stress
- Chapter 262: He Wasn’t Always a Sneaky Fox
- Chapter 261: Trust Me Tigress
- Chapter 260: A Shady Entrepreneur
- Chapter 259: The Sins are Stacked
- Chapter 258: Not Just Any Beastly Affair**
- Chapter 257: A Masochist in the Beast World
- Chapter 256: The Walnut Menace
- Chapter 255: Gospel of the Prehistoric Panda Cult
- Chapter 254: The Beastly Bob Ross
- Chapter 253: No Dirty Paws in my Kitchen!
- Chapter 252: Even Butchering is Art
- Chapter 251: Lions, and Tigers, and Liars
- Chapter 250: Why Can’t We All Just Get Along?
- Chapter 249: The Team Behind the Chef
- Chapter 248: My Astrology System
- Chapter 247: My Mittens Forever!
- Chapter 246: Handsome and Insatiable Combo**
- Chapter 245: Wild Animals in the Grass**
- Chapter 244: Masseuse in Another World**
- Chapter 243: One of Them is a Monster
- Chapter 242: Fifty Shades of Feral
- Chapter 241: A Gorey Nightmare
- Chapter 240: A Curious Kitty
- Chapter 239: A Hungry Tiger is a Weak Tiger*
- Chapter 238: The King of Fair Play
- Chapter 237: Campaign Manager Kael?
- Chapter 236: There are Dictators Here Too
- Chapter 235: The Chef Has a Cult
- Chapter 234: A Clan of Karens
- Chapter 233: System Shop Made in China
- Chapter 232: Pied Piper of Stew
- Chapter 231: Every Good Harem Needs a Bad Boy
- Chapter 230: Baby Monsters
- Chapter 229: Lie to the Liar of Liars
- Chapter 228: Life-Ruining Blank Checks
- Chapter 227: Two Favors
- Chapter 226: The Flower Moon is Coming*
- Chapter 225: Pretty Little Birdy in the Tree
- Chapter 224: The Most Spiteful System
- Chapter 223: Then There Were Two**
- Chapter 222: Ren’s Hands are Full**
- Chapter 221: The Chef is a Dine-and-Dasher
- Chapter 220: Beastmen Hungry for Knowledge**
- Chapter 219: What Happens in the Forest...
- Chapter 218: The Worst Possible Time for a Meet-and-Greet
- Chapter 217: Hop in the Bird’s Nest
- Chapter 216: Loincloth Learning Curve
- Chapter 215: Confessions of a Guilty Sinner
- Chapter 214: A Scandal in the Sky
- Chapter 213: Eagles Catch Things Right?
- Chapter 212: Island Jerk Elk Bites
- Chapter 211: The Red-Haired Butcher
- Chapter 210: Breeding Games of the Beast World
- Chapter 209: Meat in a Predator Sandwich**
- Chapter 208: A Third Dip For Good Measure**
- Chapter 207: Double Dipping in White Sauce**
- Chapter 206: A Different Kind of Wood
- Chapter 205: Custody Arrangements
- Chapter 204 - 50,000 Point Group Hug
- Chapter 203: From Hero to Zero
- Chapter 202: To Be Brave is to First Be a Coward
- Chapter 201: A Detailed Customer Review**
- Chapter 200: The Tiger Beast Inside
- Chapter 199: Tiger Stripes
- Chapter 198: The Versace of the Jungle
- Chapter 197: Climbing Mount Hottie**
- Chapter 196: I Have A Dream
- Chapter 195: The Moon Goddess Made Me Do It
- Chapter 194: But Why Choose?
- Chapter 193: Sleeping Beauty and the Little Monster
- Chapter 192: The Most Useful and Loving System
- Chapter 191: The Parkour Pig Returns
- Chapter 190: Catch of the Day
- Chapter 189: Get That Pig!
- Chapter 188: A Big Chicken For the Chef
- Chapter 187: A Proud Wife
- Chapter 186: Nudist Colony of One
- Chapter 185: Goodbye, Bird Chad
- Chapter 184: United Nations of Hotness*
- Chapter 183: Some Skeletons Should Stay in the Closet
- Chapter 182: The Prince of Prudes*
- Chapter 181: A Hands-On Approach**
- Chapter 180: The Lessons Continue
- Chapter 179: From Chef to Professor
- Chapter 178: Sex Ed. 101*
- Chapter 177: A Hard Problem to Solve
- Chapter 176: What’s Wrong With Friends With Benefits?
- Chapter 175: A Glorified Pigeon
- Chapter 174: Nude Buddies in a Cave
- Chapter 173: Naked Gourmet: Tree Edition
- Chapter 172: Gourmet in the Wild (For Real)
- Chapter 171: Oh Sweet Frying Pan
- Chapter 170: And How Does That Make You Feel?
- Chapter 169: Must Be a Male
- Chapter 168: Mother knows best?
- Chapter 167: Navigation for Dummies
- Chapter 166: Bonnie and Clyde were Foxes
- Chapter 165: Two Kings and a Funeral
- Chapter 164: Pending Operation Besties
- Chapter 163: Scent of an Empty Nest
- Chapter 162 - 13 Moons
- Chapter 161: The Red Dragon Chef
- Chapter 160: Lather, Rinse, Slap, Repeat
- Chapter 159: Soap Sommelier
- Chapter 158: Magic Tricks in the Bath
- Chapter 157: Beware of Man-Eating Bacteria
- Chapter 156: Feral but Functional
- Chapter 155: Not the Face!
- Chapter 154: Prince Charming Stays Clean
- Chapter 153: Wake Up Scream!
- Chapter 152: Chivalry of a Sulking Knight
- Chapter 151: A Great Distraction
- Chapter 150: Public Enemy Number One
- Chapter 149: Toxic Herbs and Toxic Masculinity
- Chapter 148: Kung Fu Nightmare
- Chapter 147: Naked, Sick, and Furious
- Chapter 146: With Friends like These
- Chapter 145: Wonder Tigerwoman
- Chapter 144: Skinny Dipping?
- Chapter 143: Homecoming from Hell
- Chapter 142: Piggyback Through the Jungle
- Chapter 141: The High Price of Friendship
- Chapter 140: Mama Bird Fox
- Chapter 139: The Birds and the Bees
- Chapter 138: Alpha Beauty Pageant
- Chapter 137: Exclusive Murder Rights
- Chapter 136: A Fallen King
- Chapter 135: Rumble in the Jungle
- Chapter 134: A Crown of Blood
- Chapter 133: The Wicked Witch of the Wastelands
- Chapter 132: The Enemy Within
- Chapter 131: King of Ruins
- Chapter 130: The Art of War
- Chapter 129: Good Morning, Kitty
- Chapter 128: A Serpent’s Murderous Intent
- Chapter 127: Golden Gaze**
- Chapter 126: True Love’s Mating**
- Chapter 125: Sandpaper Kisses**
- Chapter 124: A Predator’s Awakening**
- Chapter 123: Both Beast and Beastman
- Chapter 122: The Anchor and the Beast
- Chapter 121: The Root of Blind Faith
- Chapter 120: Big Cat in the Tree
- Chapter 119: Do Not Panic!
- Chapter 118: Welcome to the Foxhole
- Chapter 117: Drafty Nether Regions
- Chapter 116: The View from the Bottom
- Chapter 115: She Wasn’t the Only One?
- Chapter 114: Goldilocks Cock
- Chapter 113: Midnight Ride on the Fox Express
- Chapter 112: A Mermaid in the Moonlight
- Chapter 111: Frozen Naked Ninja
- Chapter 110: Taming the Twin Serpents**
- Chapter 109: I Say No To Fishy Kisses
- Chapter 108: Moral Dilemma of a Bad Liar
- Chapter 107: Happy Snake
- Chapter 106: The Oscar Goes To...
- Chapter 105: The Fox’s Proposal
- Chapter 104: A Fair Trade
- Chapter 103: The Fox’s Trap
- Chapter 102: The Ghost in the Forest
- Chapter 101: It’s Not Poison
- Chapter 100: The Snake in the Grass
- Chapter 99: Hot Noodles
- Chapter 98: New Fear Unlocked
- Chapter 97: Fast and Furious: Swamp Drift
- Chapter 96: Swamp Alien Invasion
- Chapter 95: Dora Would Never
- Chapter 94: Navigation of Vibes
- Chapter 93: Sugar Daddy Snake
- Chapter 92: The System is a Pervert
- Chapter 91: Debt Collector in My Head
- Chapter 90: A Beast World Fairytale
- Chapter 89: That Capitalist Fox
- Chapter 88: Three Stages
- Chapter 87: Soup of Clarity
- Chapter 86: It’s Magic!
- Chapter 85: Two Kings, One Tub
- Chapter 84: Here Kitty, Kitty
- Chapter 83: The King’s Hospitality
- Chapter 82: A Bloody Kitchen Nightmare
- Chapter 81: Provider of Two
- Chapter 80: The Stamina of a King**
- Chapter 79: Purifying the Palate**
- Chapter 78: The Wettest Dream
- Chapter 77: A Very Vivid Dream**
- Chapter 76: Tiny Hands
- Chapter 75: Taste of the Chef
- Chapter 74: Feeding Time
- Chapter 73: Kitchen Nightmares (Swamp Edition)
- Chapter 72: A Mating Dance?
- Chapter 71: Grocery Shopping in the Garden
- Chapter 70: The Scullery Drill Sergeant
- Chapter 69: Overly Helping Hands
- Chapter 68: Double Trouble
- Chapter 67: Nose Candy
- Chapter 66: Cast Iron Concussion
- Chapter 65: Cantonese Snake Soup
- Chapter 64: The Royal Rumble
- Chapter 63: Poly-Problems
- Chapter 62: Godzilla vs. Kong (Swamp Edition)
- Chapter 61: Tiger at the Gates
- Chapter 60: A Very Loud System Update
- Chapter 59: Medical Treatment*
- Chapter 58: Sweating it Out
- Chapter 57: Expensive Appetizer
- Chapter 56: The Jealous Viper’s Trap
- Chapter 55: Frog Confessional
- Chapter 54: The Sacred Bath
- Chapter 53: Cold Fish and Colder Shoulders
- Chapter 52: The Snake and the Forbidden Fruit
- Chapter 51: The Coldest Shoulder
- Chapter 50: Cellmates
- Chapter 49: The King’s Soft Spot
- Chapter 48: The King’s Heartbreak
- Chapter 47: Couture de Crisis
- Chapter 46: Poison is a Condiment
- Chapter 45: Streaker of the Swamp
- Chapter 44: The Floor is Lava (Except it’s Snakes)
- Chapter 43: The Ghost and the Grope
- Chapter 42: The Order of the Fried Chicken
- Chapter 41: Grief is a Great Cockblock
- Chapter 40: The Dream Puff Nightmare
- Chapter 39: To-Do List of Doom
- Chapter 38: He wants the foam
- Chapter 37: Crocodile Tears
- Chapter 36: A sleazy con artist
- Chapter 35: Boyfriend Shirt
- Chapter 34: The Forked Tongue Technique**
- Chapter 33: Two Sword Style
- Chapter 32: The Knot
- Chapter 31: Serpent’s Fang
- Chapter 30: A Very Confused Palate
- Chapter 29: Sticky Fingers and Sweet Gold
- Chapter 28: The Great Shedding
- Chapter 27: Human Burrito
- Chapter 26: Hell’s Kitchen (Reptile Edition)
- Chapter 25: Polishing the Python
- Chapter 24: The Kitty Has Claws
- Chapter 23: Goth Dungeon of Doom
- Chapter 22: Mud-Pit Bistro
- Chapter 21: Human Hot Water Bottle
- Chapter 20: The Fog vs the Frying Pan
- Chapter 19: The Art of War and Bamboo
- Chapter 18: Cold Scales and Broken Hearts
- Chapter 17: The Dog Park from Hell
- Chapter 16: The Structural Integrity Test**
- Chapter 15: The Midnight Snack Attack
- Chapter 14: Project Dream Home
- Chapter 13: Wet Cats and Jealousy
- Chapter 12: The Snake King’s Temperature
- Chapter 11: Riding the Tiger
- Chapter 10: Paws, Purrs, and Panic
- Chapter 9: The BBQ Queen
- Chapter 8: I Am Not a chew Toy
- Chapter 7: Bubbles and Beastmen
- Chapter 6: The Bitch and the Bird
- Chapter 5: The Royal Jewels
- Chapter 4: The Alpha’s Loincloth
- Chapter 3: Oh No, He’s Hot
- Chapter 2: The First Bite
- Chapter 1: Michelin Star to Cat Food