Chapter Eight – Sisterly Love
Athena was riding a pretty great high. Sure, she was squeezed in between two of Trinity’s bodies in the backseat of a car that smelled like Im Orton’s coffee and wet socks, but none of that mattered. The happy in her heart warmed her enough that no amount of stinkiness could subdue her good mood.
Emily had picked Athena over the others, and everything had worked out for the best.
That, on top of a whole morning entirely dedicated to doing villainy? It was gearing up to be the best day ever.
The new minion parked the car along a quiet road, and then they all piled out. Athena shot Trinity a glare as she tried to scramble over Athena (who had decided to use the seatbelt because safety was important). She got out soon enough, and as usual they all took their places around the Boss.
This was something they had discussed between themselves. The more sisters Emily had, the less time she’d have to spend with all of them, which was awful and no good. No self-respecting villain would allow someone else to just take what was theirs, but at the same time, sisters were important. They were the friends you didn’t get to choose.
So, the sisters (mostly Athena) had devised a cunning system where they’d all have their own positions and important jobs to do. That way, when the boss inevitably grew much stronger and had a whole army of sisters to rule the world with, they would all have important places right next to her.
Teddy was the muscle, Trinity the disposable fodder, and Athena was the one that looked around and made sure that no one was pulling a fast one on the Boss. It was the most important position of them all, not that she’d told as much to her sisters.
She carefully turned her head around, scanning the neighbourhood for problems.
It wasn’t the nicest neighbourhood. The cars weren’t as new-looking as some she’d seen, the houses were older and some obviously needed a bit of cleaning up. There was a corner store at the end of the street that had a peeling sign that said it sold cigars and alcohol and other boring adult stuff, and about halfway between that and where they parked was a barber shop.
Athena paid particular attention to that since that’s where the Boss said they’d be going.
“Are we going to hide in an alley again?” Trinity asked.
“Uh, I don’t think so, no,” Emily said. “Not here at least, there aren’t any alleys to hide in.”
“Aww, that sucks,” Trinity said.
“Why do you want to hide in an alleyway so much?” The Boss asked.
Trinity grinned three times over. “There was a neat dumpster in the last one that smelled funny. I found a dead rat! And then we got fries.”
“The… the first had nothing to do with you hiding in an alley. And did you wash your hands? Did you touch the rat?”
“Yeah, it was real hard.”
The Boss reached up and rubbed at her face while the new minion reached into her purse and fished out a bottle of something that she insisted they all rub on their hands.
Athena didn’t complain, the stuff was cold and smelled like a sting to the brain. Trinity fussed and tried to only wash one set of hands, but the new minion insisted and the Boss didn’t tell her off for it.
“Alright,” the Boss said. “I think this one will just be me and Sam. Can you girls, uh, act non-suspiciously out here for a little bit?”
“No problem, Big Sister,” Athena said. She gave the Boss a good, non-suspicious wink to assure her of her seriousness.
The Boss looked at her strangely for a bit before shaking her head and moving towards that barber’s shop.
On arriving near the front of it, Emily gestured towards a bench sitting under a streetlamp. “Just sit around there and try not to make too much trouble, please.”
“Yeah, I’ll watch over them,” Teddy said, as if she was the boss of them.
Athena stepped on Teddy’s foot. “We’ll be fine, Boss,” she replied with a confident smile.
The Boss and Sam stepped up and into the barber’s shop, only pausing to let some old guy pass as he left. Athena didn’t think he was a customer, not with the big shiny spot on his head where hair should have been. Or maybe the barber was really bad at his job?
“What was that for?” Teddy asked as she rounded on Athena.
“What was what for?” Athena asked.
Teddy gestured to her boot. “You stepped on me.”
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Athena sniffed and crossed her arms. “Only because you were being brutish.”
“That’s not even a word,” Teddy said.
“Yeah, it is, and you’d know it if you weren’t so brutish.”
Teddy growled. “I’ll brutish you all across the sidewalk,” she said, one fist rising.
Athena grinned. Teddy was being annoying because Teddy was jealous that Athena was proving to be a better sister. It was the best kind of jealous, because it came from Athena being better than someone.
“The Boss told us not to,” Athena countered.
Teddy’s eyes narrowed, then she lowered her fist, though her scowl stayed in place. “Yeah, well whatever. I’d kick your butt anyway. You don’t even have any cool secondary powers.”
“I will, eventually,” Athena said. “I’m just waiting for the optimal time to do some villainy.”
“Bet you’re too afraid,” Teddy taunted.
Athena glared back. “Am not,” she retorted.
“If you’re so not afraid, why don’t you, uh…” Teddy glanced around, then grinned and pointed to a group of guys walking just a couple of dozen metres away. “Mug those guys.”
Athena rolled her eyes. “I’m not going to mug strangers just like that. The Boss told us not to make trouble. Besides, they’re just normal people, they probably don’t have anything worth mugging.”
One of the guys snickered and smacked his buddy against the side. “You hear that? We’re not worth mugging,” he said.
The guy in the lead laughed. He was a big, muscular sort of guy, with a leather jacket–not as cool as Athena’s–over a tanktop. Strangely enough, he had a bunch of chains wrapped around his middle, and he jangled a bit as he walked.
Weirdo.
“So, you girls don’t think we’re scary, huh?” he asked.
“I’m not afraid of anything,” Teddy lied like the lying liar she was. Athena knew that Teddy was afraid of all sorts of things. “But Athena’s probably peeing herself right now.”
“I am not!” Athena gasped. “I’ve never peed myself before! And I’m not going to because of some ugly boys.”
“Ouch,” one of the boys said. He looked at his two friends and shook his head. “I’ve been ditched and rejected before, but somehow this hurts more.”
“Hey, girl, how about you apologise, huh?” the guy with the chains asked. “Insulting people’s not nice, now is it?”
His friends chuckled, as if that was somehow funny.
“I’m not a nice person,” Athena said.
Teddy sighed. “If you guys aren’t going to help me insult Athena then just keep going, yeah?”
Athena stiffened. “So you’d rather spend time with these ugly guys than us as long as they’ll say what you want them to say?”
“I’m not a capitalist, I don’t care to make people say what I want them to say,” Teddy shot back.
“That didn’t even make sense,” Athena said.
“It totally did, you’re just too much of a good girl to understand,” Teddy said.
Athena and all three of Trinity gasped.
It was obvious that Teddy caught on to what her mouth said a moment later. Her eyes widened and she looked at Athena. “Ah, shit, I’m sorry. I shouldn’t call you good.”
“I should tell the Boss,” Athena said.
“What? No!” Teddy said. “Nah, don’t do that. I’ll make it up to you.”
“Oh yeah, how?”’
“Uh,” Teddy said. “Wait, we’re here to beat up some gang, yeah?”
“Yeah,” Athena said. She was a little curious to know where Teddy was going with that.
The bear girl nodded. “Then I’ll let you beat up the leader.”
“Wait, what’re you girls talking about?” the guy with the chains asked.
“Shut up, comrade,” Teddy said.
“Fine then,” Athena said. She extended a hand to Teddy. If they were gonna do this, they’d do it properly. “When we meet that Iron Chain guy, I get to kick his butt for the Boss.”
“Wait,” the guy with the chains said. “What was that?”
Teddy shook. “Deal.”
“No really, what did you just say?” the guy added.
“We’re busy, old guys.” Athena said. “And we’re not supposed to talk to strangers. Go do boring old people stuff elsewhere. Sheesh.”
The guy looked at his friends. One looked worried, the other shrugged. “Yeah, alright,” he said. Athena watched them walking off for a bit before turning towards the barber shop. The boss was exiting, and she looked… pretty fine. Things had probably gone well then.
“Hey girls,” Emily said. “So, I think we know where to find that Iron Chains guy.”
“Cool,” Athena said. “I can’t wait to put the fear of spankings into him.”
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Chapters
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Aftermath
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Mirror Man
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Nothing Ever Happens
- Chapter Fifty-Four - A Bad Omen
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Toy Shop
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Lessons Sorta Learned
- Chapter Fifty-One - Rough Day
- Chapter Fifty - What to Do
- Chapter Forty-Nine - The Taste of Victory
- Chapter Forty-Eight - The Wrong Kind of Spark
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Buzzing
- Chapter Forty-Six - Pushing the Attack
- Chapter Forty-Five - Bothered
- Chapter Forty-Four - Progress
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Search, The One in Black
- Fluff - Volume Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Recap (It Could Have Been an Email)
- Chapter Forty-One - Meeting
- Chapter Forty - Entering Again
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Chill
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Maple's Marvelous Makings
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Orbjective
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Late Night Anxiety
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Regroup, Recoup, Revenge
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Perfect Opportunity
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Thing is There
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Ready
- Chapter Thirty-One - Trinity the Sneaky
- Chapter Thirty - Scouting by Night
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Planning Ahead
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Sam and Trinity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Guard Routine
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Good Things
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Enrichment
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Additional Testing
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Refreshed
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Maple's Dream Come True
- Chapter Twenty-One - How the Heroes Do It
- Chapter Twenty - Perk Up
- Chapter Nineteen - Entering Endgame... Again?
- Chapter Eighteen - Robber Points
- Chapter Seventeen - Entering the Endgame
- Chapter Sixteen - Not Exhausted, but Close
- Chapter Fifteen - Fun for Teddy
- Chapter Fourteen - Getting There
- Chapter Thirteen - Sing Song
- Chapter Twelve - All In
- Chapter Eleven - Laying it Out
- Chapter Ten - Blanked Out
- Chapter Nine - Pencils Down
- Chapter Eight - The Biggest Little Sister!
- Chapter Seven - Walkies
- Chapter Six - Social Pressure
- Chapter Five - Snack Attack
- Chapter Four - Crinkle Fries
- Chapter Three - The Worker
- Chapter Two - Not Getting Involved
- Chapter One - Serious Mode!
- Prologue - Volume Four
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Glowing Betrayal
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Commiserate
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The New Girl
- Chapter Sixty-Six - The Grand Bosses
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Hover Mode
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Borealis
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Moosin' Around
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Hollow
- Chapter Sixty-One - Properly Shook
- Chapter Sixty - Easy Peasy
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Booger Brain
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Don't Wanna Do It
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Jezebelle the Brave
- Chapter Fifty-Six - The Sleepy
- Chapter Fifty-Five - In Want of a Plan
- Chapter Fifty-Four - PR
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Unhurt
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Coifed?
- Chapter Fifty-One - Up to Something
- Chapter Fifty - Sickly Sorts
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Wanna Go
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Cheater?
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Gyms and Abstracts
- Chapter Forty-Six - Rolling
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toy Soldiers
- Chapter Forty-Four - Powers
- Chapter Forty-Three - Bar Hopping
- Chapter Forty-Two - Bad Vibes
- Chapter Forty-One - Not One Bit
- Chapter Forty - The Angry Rattler
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Doing This
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - No Worries
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Big Sister Still Loves You
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Athena's Trashy Morning
- Chapter Thirty-Five -Landfill/Paradise
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Dreaming Big
- Chapter Thirty-Three - School Smarts
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Expendable in School
- Chapter Thirty-One - Bears Just Wanna Bear
- Chapter Thirty - Bundle of Worry
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Steffie's Mom, and Also Steffie's Legs
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Guilt
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Betrayal
- Chapter Twenty-Six - The Report
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Masks Off
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Skill Check
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Concern
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Three Jobs
- Chapter Twenty-One - Chi-cane-ry
- Chapter Twenty - Gift Giving
- Chapter Nineteen - Charity Case
- Chapter Eighteen - Beaver Shopping
- Chapter Seventeen - Pulling the Funds out of Fundraisers
- Chapter Sixteen - Debrief
- Chapter Fifteen - Rapscallion
- Chapter Fourteen - Mapley Mood
- Chapter Thirteen - Run In With Rattles
- Chapter Twelve - Head Minion
- Chapter Eleven - The Pizza Place
- Chapter Ten - Minion Meeting
- Chapter Nine - Train Station
- Chapter Eight - Recruitment Drive By
- Chapter Seven - Minion Hunting
- Chapter Six - Banking the Villain Way
- Chapter Five - Predictable
- Chapter Four - Hospital Visit
- Chapter Three - Gossip
- Chapter Two - Kevin
- Chapter One - Smoggy
- Fluff 2 is Out! Fluff 3 News!
- Fluff Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Sugar Rush Crash
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Keeping it Up
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Definitely the Best Outcome
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Yet Another Call
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Toast and Ice Cream
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Spinning But Still Losing
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Pride Begets Fear
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Healpats For All!
- Chapter Sixty-One - An Invitation for Heroism
- Chapter Sixty - The Frustration of Falling Apart
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - You're Locked In Here With Me
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - I'm Not Locked In Here With You
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Wrong Sort of Nap
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Unflippable, Unflappable
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Paying the Price
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Chaotic Evil Children
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Generic Desires for the Future
- Chapter Fifty-Two - The Interview
- Chapter Fifty-One - Racket-Making
- Chapter Fifty - Discreet as Usual
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Owl of Her Attention
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Reading the Room
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Payphone
- Chapter Forty-Six - Railgun (Technically more of a coilgun, but it fires toast, so whatever)
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toaster
- Chapter Forty-Four - No One Special
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Sapling
- Chapter Forty-Two - Mad Skills
- Chapter Forty-One - Perfect Plots
- Chapter Forty - Time to Go
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Melaton's Talk
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - A Perfectly Reasonable Escalation
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - All Out
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wherein Everything Goes Terribly Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Hasty Plans
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Confrontational Meetings
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cement's Legacy
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Next Steps
- Chapter Thirty-One - Right as Rain
- Chapter Thirty - Rising Expectations
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Fabien the Fabulous
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Lucky Boy
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - As Subtle as a Sledgehammer to the Nose
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Doing Something
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Bit of Quiet
- Chapter Twenty-Four - We All Scream
- Chapter Twenty-Three - The Little Adventures of Steffie
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Convincing Arguments
- Chapter Twenty-One - Busy City
- Chapter Twenty - Putting the Super in Villain
- Chapter Nineteen - Mobile Base
- Chapter Eighteen - Metro
- Chapter Seventeen - A Sneaky Peak
- Chapter Sixteen - Traits
- Chapter Fifteen - Maddening Skills
- Chapter Fourteen - Public Relations
- Chapter Thirteen - The Good Guys
- Chapter Twelve - All Chained Up
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Chains
- Chapter Ten - Rattle
- Chapter Nine - The Simplest Plans
- Chapter Eight - Sisterly Love
- Chapter Seven - Racket
- Chapter Six - Definitely Not Extortion
- Chapter Five - Thesis
- Chapter Four - Doing what’s Probably Right
- Chapter Three - Hyperactivity
- Chapter Two - A Much Needed Break
- Chapter One - The Talk
- Prologue
- Fluff - Volume Two
- Afterword
- Epilogue
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Interrogations
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Reversal
- Chapter Seventy-One - Getting Saucy
- Chapter Seventy - Up and Over
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Tippy-Toe Thief
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Breaking and Entering
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Entirely Fine
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Costume Shopping
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Single With End Unseen
- Old Epilogue (No Longer Canon)
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trinity and Toaster-Kun Kissing in a Tree
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Triple Threat
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Imposing
- Chapter Sixty-One - Confidence
- Chapter Sixty - Being Clever
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Catching the Mouse
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Call
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Inattention
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Tense
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Uncomplicated Art of Subtlety (According to Athena)
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Questing for a Bear
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Healpats
- What’s A Christmas Anyway?
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Complicated Conversations
- Chapter Fifty-One - An Undisclosed Chat
- Chapter Fifty - Riding Owl Night
- Chapter Forty-Nine - No Rest for the Not-So-Wicked
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Unwise
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Economic Theory According to Teddy
- Chapter Forty-Six - Endemic
- Chapter Forty-Five - Hoo You Are Deep Inside
- Chapter Forty-Four - Heroic Introductions
- Chapter Forty-Three - Crisis of Personowlity
- Chapter Forty-Two - Buckle Up
- Chapter Forty-One - Knots
- Chapter Forty - Everyone Poops
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - A Mouthful
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Nom Nom de Guerre
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Bonding
- Chapter Thirty Six - A Receipt for Ulcers
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Paranowl Activities
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Rules
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Victory
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Garage
- Chapter Thirty-One - Ready Teddy
- Chapter Thirty - Gentle Persuasion
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Harald
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - A Perfectly Ordinary Day
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Bearing the Burden of Being the Best Bear
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Just Along for the Ride
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sleepy Time
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Ropes
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Melaton
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Plastic Bear Masks
- Chapter Twenty-One - Costuming Up
- Chapter Twenty - Backstage
- Chapter Nineteen - Teddy’s Adventure in Costume-Finding
- Chapter Eighteen - Sisterportation
- Chapter Seventeen - Homie and the Try Hards
- Chapter Sixteen - Midnight Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - A Cryptic Request
- Chapter Fourteen - An Adorable Misunderstanding
- Chapter Thirteen - An Interrogation or Two
- Chapter Twelve - Voluntary
- Chapter Eleven - A Queen of Sorts
- Chapter Ten - Born Knowing
- Chapter Nine - Bearable Threats
- Chapter Eight - Shady Dealings
- Chapter Seven - Long Distance Comforts
- Chapter Six - Being Blankets
- Chapter Five - Honey Glazed Blackmail
- Chapter Four - When in Doubt, Look it Up
- Chapter Three - The Smallest Barbearian
- Chapter Two - Don’t Panic
- Chapter One - Wake Up
- Prologue - Anxiety