What’s A Christmas Anyway?
“Can we do a Christmas?”
Emily blinked and looked to her summon.
Teddy was laying across her bed, legs slowly kicking up and down with her head on Emily’s pillow and her arms outstretched to hold onto her little red book.
“It’s a bit early for that, isn’t it?” Emily asked.
“What’s that?” Athena asked.
“It’s a thing where you get people you like gifts. My book says it’s real capitalist, but I don’t get it. Giving people stuff is like, the opposite,” Teddy said. “So, can we do one?”
“Uh,” Emily said. She was about to explain that Christmas wasn’t for another few months, then she encountered Teddy’s wide, wet eyes.
Emily turned away from the critical hit, only to stare into Athena’s even bigger, even wetter eyes.
“I-I didn’t get any gifts,” Emily said. She paused. That morning she’d picked up a box from her mother. Just a few things that her mom thought would be good to have while the weather turned colder and that Emily had texted her about. “I don’t have any gifts just for you, but I could maybe get you something. It would be very last minute.” She didn’t have anything from that box to give to her sisters, but it did remind her that they’d need that kind of stuff too. Mittens and thicker socks and stuff like that.
“That’s okay!” Teddy cheered.
Athena agreed with enthusiastic nodding.
Emily pulled out her phone to eye her schedule. She had homework to do that night if she wanted it to be ready for classes the next week, but otherwise she had plenty of time. “A-alright,” she said. “But you’ll have to stay here, okay?”
“We can do that,” Teddy said. “I’m real good at staying in one place for a long time.”
Emily nodded and climbed to her feet. She pat Teddy on the head, then did the same for Athena. “Alright. I’ll be back in an hour or two. Do you need anything else?”
“Pizza,” Teddy said.
“Pizza for Christmas?”
“You said it wasn’t Christmas time. And besides, Pizza is good at any time,” Teddy said.
“Usually you’d eat turkey, and cranberry sauce, with mashed potatoes and gravy,” Emily said. “At least, in a traditional Christmas dinner.”
Teddy nodded. “Okay. I’ll have that.”
“I mashed potatoes are very enjoyable,” Athena said.
“Uh,” Emily said. “We’ll see?” She couldn’t think of any place that had anything like that that she could just order so casually.
The sisters both watched as Emily picked up a few things, slipped on his boots, then headed to the door.
“I’ll see you girls in a little bit, okay?” she said.
“Bye Boss!”
“Goodbye, big sister!”
She smiled, then was out the door.
***
Teddy carefully closed her book and set it aside before rolling onto her back and stretching. “Can’t wait to try turkey,” she said as she lowered her arms to pat her tummy.
“Me too. I like the idea of getting gifts,” Athena agreed.
Teddy nodded. It was nice to get stuff for free. “Yeah. Giving things and getting things is the best.”
“Um, Teddy.”
“Yeah?”
“Are you supposed to give things to others on Christmas?” Athena asked.
“Yeah, that’s why the Boss is getting something to give to us,” Teddy said. It wasn’t exactly a complicated thing.
“Yeah, but shouldn’t we be giving something to big sister Emily too? Like, a trade of stuff?” Athena asked.
Teddy spun around, flopped off the bed, then climbed to her feet with eyes wide and breathing hitched. “We need to get a gift for the Boss!”
“What’re we going to get?” Athena asked.
Teddy started to pace back and forth. “I could mug someone nice-looking and take their stuff.”
Athena sighed. “Yeah, that’s a good ide– wait, we’re not allowed to leave the room!”
“There’s no one to mug in here!”
“I know!” Athena said. She jumped to her feet and started pacing too. “We could order something? No, it wouldn’t arrive on time. Could we make something?”
“Do you know how to make stuff?”
Athena shook her head. “I don’t know. Stuff’s just… stuff.” She snapped her fingers. “Wait! Did she say to both of us that we couldn’t leave, or just you?”
“Uh,” Teddy said. She ran over the conversation in her head again, but it had been a whole two minutes ago, she couldn’t be expected to remember all of that. “I… think so?”
“Perfect! So I can still go out.”
“And mug someone?”
Athena nodded. “Yeah, I guess.” She tapped her chin. “Okay! I’ll head out and grab a gift for Emily.”
Teddy nodded, pulled Athena’s jacket from off of the Boss’ chair, and tossed it to her sister. “Cool! What will you get?”
Athena froze halfway through putting the jacket on. “Uh,” she said. “What would Emily like?”
Teddy froze too. “Um. I don’t know?
“”What do you mean you don’t know? You’ve been with her longer!”
“She didn’t just tell me what she likes!” Athena swung her arms around in big circles and Teddy had to duck to avoid a smack.
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“Calm down. I’m sure we can figure it out. The Boss like… uh… us? Sort things? She likes it when we wash our hands?”
Athena huffed. “We’re not stealing soap for her, that’s a lame gift!”
“I don’t know, do you have better ideas?”
Teddy’s sister crossed her arms and glared across the room. She likes… cute things?”
“Everyone likes cute things. Oh, get her a teddy bear.”
“No. Emily’s not a baby.”
“Teddy bears aren’t for babies.”
“Yes they are!”
“You’re a baby!”
Athena’s face went red. “That doesn’t even make sense! Nevermind.” She stomped past Teddy and to the door. “You get some stuff to wrap the gift in, and I’m going to go find it.”
“What kind of stuff? And how big’ll the gift even be?”
Athena opened the door and stepped out. “I don’t know. Figure it out if you’re not a baby. Oh, and open the door when I knock!”
The door smacked shut.
Teddy glared at it, then started looking around for something to wrap whatever Athena got in.
***
Athena took a moment to recentre herself. Talking to Teddy could really do a number to hear blood pressure. She was thirty years too young to worry about that kind of thing yet. Once she calmed down a bit, she looked around and started down the corridor.
At least, she started, but she didn’t make it far.
One of the doors leading to the elevator was opened, and inside was a room very similar to Emily’s… if Emily had a fit and lost her mind.
The walls were covered in posters. Some with very handsome young men in heroic gear, others with splashes of colour and the titles of movies, still others looked like educational posters. The bed had a bright quit atop and the floor a big rug.
Standing just a couple of steps in the room was Samantha, the girl bent over strangely to take off a shoe.
She caught Athena staring and lowered her foot. ‘Hey! You’re Emily’s sister, right?” she asked with a grin.
Athena blinked. “You know big sister?”
Samantha shrugged. “As much as you can know anyone from meeting them twice. You okay?”
Athena was a little reluctant to say anything but yes, but the last time she’d trusted a total stranger, nothing bad happened. “No, no I’m not.”
The older girl’s smile faded. “What? Why?”
Athena frowned. “We.. I don’t know what to get my sister for Christmas.”
Samantha’s mouth worked, but not sounds escaped for a while. “That’s not for like, two months.”
Athena had kinda forgotten about that. “That’s not it! I still don’t know what to get her. Does that make me a bad sister?”
“Um. No?” Samantha tried. “I mean, I don’t have sisters, but I don’t think it’s that big a deal? Is it? Just get her something related to her hobbies?”
She pouted. “I don’t know what her hobbies are.”
“Something about her favourite show? Her favourite movies?”
“I don’t know what those are either.”
“What does she do in her spare time?” Samantha tried.
“She studies?” Athena concentrated. “She does her homework. Sometimes she watches lectures from last year.”
“Wow,” Samantha said. “Okay, that girl needs a drink.”
“Can I buy her that?”
“Uh, no. Nevermind. Figure of speech.” Samantha rubbed at the back of her head. “Don’t you know about anything she likes?”
Athena shrugged. “She likes quiet.”
“Maybe two months isn’t long enough,” Samantha muttered.
Athena’s heart crashed. “We’re doomed!”
“Now now, calm down,” Samantha said. She glanced around her room in a hurry, then snapped her fingers. She ran across the room, tore something off the bed, then gave it to Athena.
It was a blanket, but one so heavy that Athena almost collapsed under the weight of it. “What?”
“Give her that. It’s nothing too special, but it’s comfy and warm, and every girl should have one, especially someone who looks as stressed as your sister.”
Athena lifted the blanket with a grunt and set it on her shoulder. “That’s… thank you?”
Samantha grinned. “No problem kid. Merry… very early Christmas.”
***
Emily pushed the door to her room open back-first. Her arms were a bit occupied with a couple of boxes. She hadn’t found any turkey, but they did sell rotisserie chickens at the grocers, and mashed potatoes and she had a can of cranberry sauce. It would have to do.
“Hey girls, I’m baaa–”
The first sign that something was wrong was that both Athena and Teddy were standing together, smiling.
On the table next to them was Emily’s pillowcase covered in tape.
“What’s going on?” Emily asked as she closed the door.
“We got you a present,” Teddy said.
“I did most of the work.”
“I wrapped it!”
“That’s the easy part!”
Emily sighed, but when the two weren’t looking, she allowed herself a smile. “Come on you two, show me what sort of mess you made.”
***
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Chapters
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Aftermath
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Mirror Man
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Nothing Ever Happens
- Chapter Fifty-Four - A Bad Omen
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Toy Shop
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Lessons Sorta Learned
- Chapter Fifty-One - Rough Day
- Chapter Fifty - What to Do
- Chapter Forty-Nine - The Taste of Victory
- Chapter Forty-Eight - The Wrong Kind of Spark
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Buzzing
- Chapter Forty-Six - Pushing the Attack
- Chapter Forty-Five - Bothered
- Chapter Forty-Four - Progress
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Search, The One in Black
- Fluff - Volume Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Recap (It Could Have Been an Email)
- Chapter Forty-One - Meeting
- Chapter Forty - Entering Again
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Chill
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Maple's Marvelous Makings
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Orbjective
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Late Night Anxiety
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Regroup, Recoup, Revenge
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Perfect Opportunity
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Thing is There
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Ready
- Chapter Thirty-One - Trinity the Sneaky
- Chapter Thirty - Scouting by Night
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Planning Ahead
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Sam and Trinity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Guard Routine
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Good Things
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Enrichment
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Additional Testing
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Refreshed
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Maple's Dream Come True
- Chapter Twenty-One - How the Heroes Do It
- Chapter Twenty - Perk Up
- Chapter Nineteen - Entering Endgame... Again?
- Chapter Eighteen - Robber Points
- Chapter Seventeen - Entering the Endgame
- Chapter Sixteen - Not Exhausted, but Close
- Chapter Fifteen - Fun for Teddy
- Chapter Fourteen - Getting There
- Chapter Thirteen - Sing Song
- Chapter Twelve - All In
- Chapter Eleven - Laying it Out
- Chapter Ten - Blanked Out
- Chapter Nine - Pencils Down
- Chapter Eight - The Biggest Little Sister!
- Chapter Seven - Walkies
- Chapter Six - Social Pressure
- Chapter Five - Snack Attack
- Chapter Four - Crinkle Fries
- Chapter Three - The Worker
- Chapter Two - Not Getting Involved
- Chapter One - Serious Mode!
- Prologue - Volume Four
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Glowing Betrayal
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Commiserate
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The New Girl
- Chapter Sixty-Six - The Grand Bosses
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Hover Mode
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Borealis
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Moosin' Around
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Hollow
- Chapter Sixty-One - Properly Shook
- Chapter Sixty - Easy Peasy
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Booger Brain
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Don't Wanna Do It
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Jezebelle the Brave
- Chapter Fifty-Six - The Sleepy
- Chapter Fifty-Five - In Want of a Plan
- Chapter Fifty-Four - PR
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Unhurt
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Coifed?
- Chapter Fifty-One - Up to Something
- Chapter Fifty - Sickly Sorts
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Wanna Go
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Cheater?
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Gyms and Abstracts
- Chapter Forty-Six - Rolling
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toy Soldiers
- Chapter Forty-Four - Powers
- Chapter Forty-Three - Bar Hopping
- Chapter Forty-Two - Bad Vibes
- Chapter Forty-One - Not One Bit
- Chapter Forty - The Angry Rattler
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Doing This
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - No Worries
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Big Sister Still Loves You
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Athena's Trashy Morning
- Chapter Thirty-Five -Landfill/Paradise
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Dreaming Big
- Chapter Thirty-Three - School Smarts
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Expendable in School
- Chapter Thirty-One - Bears Just Wanna Bear
- Chapter Thirty - Bundle of Worry
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Steffie's Mom, and Also Steffie's Legs
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Guilt
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Betrayal
- Chapter Twenty-Six - The Report
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Masks Off
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Skill Check
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Concern
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Three Jobs
- Chapter Twenty-One - Chi-cane-ry
- Chapter Twenty - Gift Giving
- Chapter Nineteen - Charity Case
- Chapter Eighteen - Beaver Shopping
- Chapter Seventeen - Pulling the Funds out of Fundraisers
- Chapter Sixteen - Debrief
- Chapter Fifteen - Rapscallion
- Chapter Fourteen - Mapley Mood
- Chapter Thirteen - Run In With Rattles
- Chapter Twelve - Head Minion
- Chapter Eleven - The Pizza Place
- Chapter Ten - Minion Meeting
- Chapter Nine - Train Station
- Chapter Eight - Recruitment Drive By
- Chapter Seven - Minion Hunting
- Chapter Six - Banking the Villain Way
- Chapter Five - Predictable
- Chapter Four - Hospital Visit
- Chapter Three - Gossip
- Chapter Two - Kevin
- Chapter One - Smoggy
- Fluff 2 is Out! Fluff 3 News!
- Fluff Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Sugar Rush Crash
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Keeping it Up
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Definitely the Best Outcome
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Yet Another Call
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Toast and Ice Cream
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Spinning But Still Losing
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Pride Begets Fear
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Healpats For All!
- Chapter Sixty-One - An Invitation for Heroism
- Chapter Sixty - The Frustration of Falling Apart
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - You're Locked In Here With Me
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - I'm Not Locked In Here With You
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Wrong Sort of Nap
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Unflippable, Unflappable
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Paying the Price
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Chaotic Evil Children
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Generic Desires for the Future
- Chapter Fifty-Two - The Interview
- Chapter Fifty-One - Racket-Making
- Chapter Fifty - Discreet as Usual
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Owl of Her Attention
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Reading the Room
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Payphone
- Chapter Forty-Six - Railgun (Technically more of a coilgun, but it fires toast, so whatever)
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toaster
- Chapter Forty-Four - No One Special
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Sapling
- Chapter Forty-Two - Mad Skills
- Chapter Forty-One - Perfect Plots
- Chapter Forty - Time to Go
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Melaton's Talk
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - A Perfectly Reasonable Escalation
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - All Out
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wherein Everything Goes Terribly Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Hasty Plans
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Confrontational Meetings
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cement's Legacy
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Next Steps
- Chapter Thirty-One - Right as Rain
- Chapter Thirty - Rising Expectations
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Fabien the Fabulous
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Lucky Boy
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - As Subtle as a Sledgehammer to the Nose
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Doing Something
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Bit of Quiet
- Chapter Twenty-Four - We All Scream
- Chapter Twenty-Three - The Little Adventures of Steffie
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Convincing Arguments
- Chapter Twenty-One - Busy City
- Chapter Twenty - Putting the Super in Villain
- Chapter Nineteen - Mobile Base
- Chapter Eighteen - Metro
- Chapter Seventeen - A Sneaky Peak
- Chapter Sixteen - Traits
- Chapter Fifteen - Maddening Skills
- Chapter Fourteen - Public Relations
- Chapter Thirteen - The Good Guys
- Chapter Twelve - All Chained Up
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Chains
- Chapter Ten - Rattle
- Chapter Nine - The Simplest Plans
- Chapter Eight - Sisterly Love
- Chapter Seven - Racket
- Chapter Six - Definitely Not Extortion
- Chapter Five - Thesis
- Chapter Four - Doing what’s Probably Right
- Chapter Three - Hyperactivity
- Chapter Two - A Much Needed Break
- Chapter One - The Talk
- Prologue
- Fluff - Volume Two
- Afterword
- Epilogue
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Interrogations
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Reversal
- Chapter Seventy-One - Getting Saucy
- Chapter Seventy - Up and Over
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Tippy-Toe Thief
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Breaking and Entering
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Entirely Fine
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Costume Shopping
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Single With End Unseen
- Old Epilogue (No Longer Canon)
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trinity and Toaster-Kun Kissing in a Tree
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Triple Threat
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Imposing
- Chapter Sixty-One - Confidence
- Chapter Sixty - Being Clever
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Catching the Mouse
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Call
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Inattention
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Tense
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Uncomplicated Art of Subtlety (According to Athena)
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Questing for a Bear
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Healpats
- What’s A Christmas Anyway?
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Complicated Conversations
- Chapter Fifty-One - An Undisclosed Chat
- Chapter Fifty - Riding Owl Night
- Chapter Forty-Nine - No Rest for the Not-So-Wicked
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Unwise
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Economic Theory According to Teddy
- Chapter Forty-Six - Endemic
- Chapter Forty-Five - Hoo You Are Deep Inside
- Chapter Forty-Four - Heroic Introductions
- Chapter Forty-Three - Crisis of Personowlity
- Chapter Forty-Two - Buckle Up
- Chapter Forty-One - Knots
- Chapter Forty - Everyone Poops
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - A Mouthful
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Nom Nom de Guerre
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Bonding
- Chapter Thirty Six - A Receipt for Ulcers
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Paranowl Activities
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Rules
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Victory
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Garage
- Chapter Thirty-One - Ready Teddy
- Chapter Thirty - Gentle Persuasion
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Harald
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - A Perfectly Ordinary Day
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Bearing the Burden of Being the Best Bear
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Just Along for the Ride
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sleepy Time
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Ropes
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Melaton
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Plastic Bear Masks
- Chapter Twenty-One - Costuming Up
- Chapter Twenty - Backstage
- Chapter Nineteen - Teddy’s Adventure in Costume-Finding
- Chapter Eighteen - Sisterportation
- Chapter Seventeen - Homie and the Try Hards
- Chapter Sixteen - Midnight Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - A Cryptic Request
- Chapter Fourteen - An Adorable Misunderstanding
- Chapter Thirteen - An Interrogation or Two
- Chapter Twelve - Voluntary
- Chapter Eleven - A Queen of Sorts
- Chapter Ten - Born Knowing
- Chapter Nine - Bearable Threats
- Chapter Eight - Shady Dealings
- Chapter Seven - Long Distance Comforts
- Chapter Six - Being Blankets
- Chapter Five - Honey Glazed Blackmail
- Chapter Four - When in Doubt, Look it Up
- Chapter Three - The Smallest Barbearian
- Chapter Two - Don’t Panic
- Chapter One - Wake Up
- Prologue - Anxiety